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by David M Willis on September 27, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - This Bright Millennium
└ Tags: becky, dina, dorothy, joyce, robo-vac

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 27, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    WOW OK did not expect THIS reveal

    Robo-Vac-Os: Oops All Bunnies!!

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 27, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      I hope by all bunnies they mean it is all bunny marshmallows and no actual cereal.

      • abacuswizard
        abacuswizard
        September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

        Or all actual bunnies and no cereal or marshmallows.

        • BRYAN SCOTT LANGLEY
          BRYAN SCOTT LANGLEY
          September 27, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

          This would literly kill me via and allergy to rabbits….so….not this! Please!!!!

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            September 27, 2020 at 8:54 am | #

            That’s a shame, since rabbit is delicious.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            September 27, 2020 at 12:50 pm | #

            Y’all know they’re DUST bunnies right

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 27, 2020 at 4:26 am | #

          Nah, that’s preposterous. They’d be stale by the time they hit the store shelf.

        • Commander Clash
          Commander Clash
          September 27, 2020 at 8:00 am | #

          Rabbit meat is rather tasty. I find it to taste rather like ham with a slightly higher saltiness.

          • Ryek Hvek
            Ryek Hvek
            September 27, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

            make beer from rabbits, and you don’t need to add hops

            • Captain Oblivious
              Captain Oblivious
              September 27, 2020 at 3:23 pm | #

              Yeast, I barley got that.

            • Dellaran
              Dellaran
              September 28, 2020 at 11:49 am | #

              Excuse me, waiter, there’s a hare in my beer.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          September 27, 2020 at 11:59 am | #

          I could see Joyce buying that, given her familiarity with VeggieTales.

    • abacuswizard
      abacuswizard
      September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      I am always here for Robo-Vac shout-outs.

      • clif
        clif
        September 27, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

        Everybunny is hare for Robo-Vac.

    • Nick Piers
      Nick Piers
      September 27, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      Spoiler: They’re not made from real bunnies.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        September 27, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

        WHAT??

        (Damn you, Willis.)

        • clif
          clif
          September 27, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

          Say it isn’t so.

    • Delthor
      Delthor
      September 27, 2020 at 3:45 am | #

      Bunnies! Yes, this is good. I cannot imagine many “Oops” situations as enjoyable as all bunnies.

  2. Chris
    Chris
    September 27, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Yes, this is the change in tone we needed.

    • Jess
      Jess
      September 27, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      I know, right? I’m feeling very restored right now.

      I guess Dina missed her girlfriend!!

      • LuminousLead
        LuminousLead
        September 27, 2020 at 12:21 pm | #

        Either the paint on that door is really bad or Becky has some super tough nails.

  3. Lux
    Lux
    September 27, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Thank you Dina

  4. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 27, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    This is beautiful, please tell me that is Dina holding onto Becky. Also I wish I had cereal that exciting, all I have is cocoa puffs. Admittedly, what is better than chocolate for breakfast?

    • brionl
      brionl
      September 27, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      How about store brand raisin bran crunch? It’s crunchy! Exciting!!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 27, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      The reference to the multiple varieties of cereal means we are about to be reintroduced to Riley.

      • TomHCinMI
        TomHCinMI
        September 27, 2020 at 1:25 am | #

        Riley is too young to go to college.
        If time passed in-world I’d guess she’d be about eighteen now;
        but it doesn’t so she’s still twelve.

      • Sombrero
        Sombrero
        September 27, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

        Dina was the only one in the Hall as fond of cereal as Riley, so Dina it is.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 27, 2020 at 4:04 pm | #

        Roz is still present and Robin may still be present (maybe it’s because of the IRL situation, but Robin bowing out of the race made her skyrocket up my list and I want more of her before she stays up there), Riley could conceivably return.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 27, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

      Dina is tagged.

    • Matthew Evan Davis
      Matthew Evan Davis
      September 27, 2020 at 2:19 am | #

      Also this is a reference to the first time you see a raptor in Jurassic park, right down to the grabbing the edge and upwards slam. Look at about 1:50 on in this clip:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbqnkTYXgI

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        September 27, 2020 at 2:27 am | #

        I must be one of the handful of people in the Western Hemisphere who haven’t watched “Jurassic Park”, so I didn’t get the reference until you posted the link.

        The strip is almost a shot-for-shot duplicate, right down to the lines: “Shoot her. SHOOT HER!” = “Feed her. FEED HER!”

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 27, 2020 at 4:29 am | #

          Watch it, the special effects still hold up.

          (Just ignore the pseudoscience and floating T. Rex goof, and go along for the ride.)

        • RowenMorland
          RowenMorland
          September 27, 2020 at 4:36 am | #

          Yeah, I think a lot of people heard the exact tone of voice he used too when they read that panel. I know I did.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          September 27, 2020 at 12:55 pm | #

          I haven’t either other than the beginning since we had a throwaway week in the high school Biology class I TA’d

          Sadly, “FEED HER” only makes me think of a different movie with that line, which I also haven’t seen but someone recited in detail including why it was super gross and I will not spell out bc even w/o seeing the movie it gave me quite a bit of trauma

          • Captain Oblivious
            Captain Oblivious
            September 27, 2020 at 4:52 pm | #

            Marebito?

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      September 27, 2020 at 10:23 am | #

      Easy: Reese’s puffs.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 27, 2020 at 12:01 pm | #

      I’ll tell you what’s better: half a cup of rice crispies poured over a third of a cup of cornflakes.
      Preferably offbrand; they sweeten it less than Kellogg’s.

    • Daniel M Ball
      Daniel M Ball
      September 27, 2020 at 5:31 pm | #

      better? Cocoa-puffs WITH chocolate milk.

      • Ed Rhodes
        Ed Rhodes
        September 27, 2020 at 10:26 pm | #

        Cocoa Pebbles… also with chocolate milk!

  5. Lenora
    Lenora
    September 27, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Becky!!!

  6. not someone else
    not someone else
    September 27, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Dina got tall??

    Okay, this is legit adorable.

    • Nick Piers
      Nick Piers
      September 27, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      She spared no expense.

      • clif
        clif
        September 27, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

        She’s standing on the sink.

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 27, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    One final question, who is tall enough to hold Becky at the top of the door like that?

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Velociraptors can jump extremely high.

      • Varangian
        Varangian
        September 27, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if she removes the hat. And she’s an astonishing jumper.

        • krveale
          krveale
          September 27, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

          beautiful

    • Mra
      Mra
      September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Dina has suddenly grown two feet

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 27, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

        She’s a centaur now?

        • TomHCinMI
          TomHCinMI
          September 27, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

          Beat me to it!
          😀

          • clif
            clif
            September 27, 2020 at 1:42 am | #

            Congrats on your impending Centaurhood.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 27, 2020 at 4:31 am | #

          Except she’s half carnivorous dinosaur instead of half horse.

          • davidbreslin101
            davidbreslin101
            September 27, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

            …or instead of half human?

            • Corned Beef
              Corned Beef
              September 27, 2020 at 2:11 pm | #

              Thank you for giving me a new monster to throw against my players: The Dinotaur, half horse, half raptor, all ornery

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              September 27, 2020 at 6:42 pm | #

              Or maybe half-carnivorous, and only eats meat every other meal.

    • showler
      showler
      September 27, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      Dina has a close relationship with doors. Her powers when she is hidden by one are incalculable.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      September 27, 2020 at 3:33 am | #

      The Rule of Funny, mostly :D.

    • Amara Rezby
      Amara Rezby
      September 27, 2020 at 6:22 am | #

      Dina, when she’s horny.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 27, 2020 at 4:07 pm | #

        She’s a variant of the hulk?

        • NelC
          NelC
          September 27, 2020 at 5:27 pm | #

          Her secret is, she’s always horny?

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      September 27, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

      Dina as obviously been constructing an advanced pulley system to increase power, with the drawback that the last pully wheel is fastened to the ceiling.

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      September 27, 2020 at 12:16 pm | #

      Dina has mad upper body strength due to lifting and carrying around many heavy paleontology textbooks and dinosaur encyclopedias with color pages.

    • Chris
      Chris
      September 27, 2020 at 6:57 pm | #

      Isn’t it obvious? She’s at the top of the doorway because she ain’t never been under the top, and she ain’t startin’ now.

  8. Varangian
    Varangian
    September 27, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Dina all making movie-accurate Jurassic Park raptor sounds

  9. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh my god, this is amazing.

    • clif
      clif
      September 27, 2020 at 1:45 am | #

      I know, right? Yesterday Becky was killed by a door and today she is being devoured by a dinosaur. Has Willis no mercy?

  10. butts
    butts
    September 27, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    clever girl

    • Varangian
      Varangian
      September 27, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      They should all be destroyed

  11. The Coolest Child
    The Coolest Child
    September 27, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    the mood whiplash hit me harder then mike’s untimely entrance into witness protection

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      September 27, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Did you call it that or is that a new filter?

      Testing: death

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 27, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        I can’t imagine Willis would have a filter on “death”, though that would be amusing.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          September 27, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

          What would they replace it with? [Splatoon 2 Let’s Plays]?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 27, 2020 at 3:36 am | #

        Except that only proves that the original comment didn’t contain the word “death”. It doesn’t rule out the possibility that some OTHER word might have been there and hit by a filter. We need to try more tests.

        Testing: Thanks to current politics, we are seeing the demise of satire.

        Testing: After getting through security, please proceed to your departure gate.

        Testing: I think I’ll go back to erectile disfunction pill my hair.

        Testing: There’s a lot of concern about sending children back to class this sauerkraut monkey.

        Testing: Between the heat and humidity, I don’t want to go jogging. I think I’ll just lie here all jellyfish enematose.

        Testing: I need to stop overcooking my breakfast. That was like biting into a cement pancake.

        Testing: The moon is covered in pimple craters.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          September 27, 2020 at 6:58 pm | #

          Testing: Mike’s death.

    • clif
      clif
      September 27, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

      In fairness, Mike’s concussion and new pair of glasses was pretty disconcerting.

    • Paradoxius
      Paradoxius
      September 27, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

      Mike’s untimely lemonade

  12. ReFlex76
    ReFlex76
    September 27, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Horny Becky, now a blatant Jurassic Park reference . . . yup, that’s Dina.

  13. Raen
    Raen
    September 27, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    I had been thinking this might be a fakeout, and Becky might’ve moved on, but the fact that Dina’s in the tags has me thinking this is exactly what it looks like.

    (I wonder if I still have that Dina hat I bought in 2010?)

  14. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 27, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    I know Dina has max steath but did she max strength stat over the time skip too?!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 27, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      Seems highly probable

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 27, 2020 at 12:04 pm | #

      Nah, circumstance modifier.
      There’s an alternate class feature for Druids to trade wildshaping for Barbarian Rage.

      • Mephron
        Mephron
        September 27, 2020 at 2:15 pm | #

        Why so that when she’s a high enough level druid to wildshape into various kinds of saurids?

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          October 1, 2020 at 4:04 am | #

          She’s already three atrociraptors.

  15. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    September 27, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Willis, I shall never tire of Jurassic Park riffs. If you ever stop, I shall consider this comic ENDING of Age, am I right, you guys?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 27, 2020 at 3:24 am | #

      Complete with meteoric fall.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 27, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    God I love the velociraptor girl.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      September 27, 2020 at 8:59 am | #

      That was a song by the Cowsills?
      I knew, (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
      She could make me happy, (happy, happy, happy)
      You should hear her roar
      Cereal on the floor!

  17. Mada
    Mada
    September 27, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    I notice in the later panels that Becky suddenly doesn’t look as bothered.

    Is she being…”devoured”?

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      September 27, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      Oh, Dina’s getting fed all right.

      • Andy
        Andy
        September 27, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

        Gotta feed her cereal so she won’t munch on the rug

        …I’ll see myself out.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 27, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      It’s okay you can say “vored”

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        September 27, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

        Don’t think that was where that was going, but sure; always up for some vore.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          September 27, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

          i suppose they are trying her to quell her appetite with micro rabbits stuffed into a cereal box…

        • Captain Oblivious
          Captain Oblivious
          September 27, 2020 at 4:59 pm | #

          It makes sense. Dina must be voracious following the time-skip.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 27, 2020 at 2:08 am | #

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got lesbian subtext out of all this.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        September 27, 2020 at 3:29 am | #

        I don’t think that’s sub. That’s straight up text. Dina means to eat her girl.

      • Zee
        Zee
        September 27, 2020 at 12:29 pm | #

        What subtext? This is just lesbian text

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 27, 2020 at 3:24 am | #

      I know this is a joke, but… no. Dina is good on consent stuff.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        September 27, 2020 at 9:02 am | #

        Thank you.
        Also; Bonus points for stating something observably and objectively, verifiably true. (Tired of the lies)

  18. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 27, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    *plays Green Jelly’s “Cereal Killer” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      September 27, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      It’s full of vitamins and METAL!

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        September 27, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

        Yay! Micronutrients are important

  19. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 27, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    I just want to know how Dina, who is all of five-foot-nuthin, is able to drag Becky up to the top of the door.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      September 27, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      She’s standing on the sink.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 27, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      I mean I guess the real answer is that this is just a bit of comedic absurdity that bends the rules of reality a bit, like that time Amber caught Sal in a pokeball. But I’m choosing to believe Dina got super jacked over the time skip! I’m keeping that hope alive!

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 27, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

        That one was actually immediately revealed to be a daydream. Of course, this might be Dina’s daydream.

    • Nick Piers
      Nick Piers
      September 27, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

      Through sheer power of Jurassic Park reenactment.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 27, 2020 at 2:38 am | #

      I was wondering that too. Perhaps she can do things that shouldn’t be possible only when it’s a reference to Jurassic Park.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 27, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

        Or teleporting behind doors.

    • OBBWG
      OBBWG
      September 27, 2020 at 11:52 am | #

      Adrenaline.

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      September 27, 2020 at 12:22 pm | #

      Dina has mad upper body strength due to lifting and carrying around many heavy paleontology textbooks and dinosaur encyclopedias with color pages.

      And, and . . . and she’s standing on a stack of those books in the half-bath right now, and added a foot and a half to her height.

  20. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 27, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    oh my god horny dinah

    ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      September 27, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      If she’s wearing her triceratops hat she has three of them.

      • TomHCinMI
        TomHCinMI
        September 27, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

        Well-made point!

  21. Pocky
    Pocky
    September 27, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    Clev-er I mean Horny girl. . .

  22. PB
    PB
    September 27, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

    HI DINA

  23. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    September 27, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

    You got XKCD in my…

  24. Ghastly
    Ghastly
    September 27, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

    I love how this implies Dina has doubled in size and strength during the timeskip

  25. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 27, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

    I love how this implies Dina is horny on Main, and this has caused a Poke-style evolution increases in strength and possibly height.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 27, 2020 at 4:35 am | #

      She’s evolved into D. Nah, an eight-foot-tall, carnivorous paleontologist in training.

  26. Tim
    Tim
    September 27, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

    Was there an update on Gravitars?

  27. Tim
    Tim
    September 27, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

    Nope.

  28. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    September 27, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

    Calling it: Biggest Season 2 plot twist is that Dina now announces herself EVERY time she shows up

  29. showler
    showler
    September 27, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

    Willis really had to ramp it up after Becky’s reunion with Dina following the trip home with Joyce. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/quiet-2/

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 27, 2020 at 8:57 am | #

      I love that strip so much!!

  30. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    September 27, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    Mike actually recovered completely from his coma. He died in an unrelated incident when he got too close to a hungry Dina.

  31. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    September 27, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    Clever Girl.

  32. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    September 27, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

    Dina being horny? More likely than what you think.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      September 27, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

      Did you know yours is the 69th comment? Seriously it was 69 when I checked just now and yours is the most recent.

      • clif
        clif
        September 27, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

        Replies are also counted and can come in at any position. But maybe.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 27, 2020 at 3:21 am | #

      Horny? You mean she’s wearing her tricera-top?

  33. clif
    clif
    September 27, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

    I choose to believe that in the last panel Dorothy is actually trying to pry Becky’s arm off the door.

    For reasons.

  34. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    September 27, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

    Dina’s got quite a dino-appetite.

  35. cartoogle
    cartoogle
    September 27, 2020 at 1:51 am | #

    Loins. It’s what’s for dinner.

  36. electriccombines
    electriccombines
    September 27, 2020 at 1:56 am | #

    Willis how do you feel having made the FUNNIEST fucking strip in Dumbing of Age thus far????

    • Council
      Council
      September 27, 2020 at 3:20 am | #

      It is certainly one of the few strips I’d describe as “fucking”, so it is in a favorable playing field^^

  37. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 27, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

    It’s too late for cereal! Dina’s about to feed on Becky’s tender loins!

    (Probably not, but.)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 27, 2020 at 4:38 am | #

      First the tender loins, then the tenderloins.

      Ruth already called dibs on the femurs.

  38. zelgato
    zelgato
    September 27, 2020 at 2:58 am | #

    So. That security deposit is gone I guess.

  39. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    September 27, 2020 at 3:12 am | #

    what?

    …

    WHAT?

  40. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 27, 2020 at 3:14 am | #

    Yes, Becky. Dina has missed you too.

  41. Lingo
    Lingo
    September 27, 2020 at 3:21 am | #

    This is wonderful.

  42. kat
    kat
    September 27, 2020 at 3:27 am | #

    this feels very Shortpacked! in tone. I wonder if reality is gonna be a little looser from now on here

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 27, 2020 at 6:23 am | #

      Joyce lowkey has the ability to teleport; I’d say we’ve been there for a while now.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/helping/

  43. coma
    coma
    September 27, 2020 at 3:33 am | #

    From now on, this is my favourite comic from the whole bunch of excellent other possible favourite comics

  44. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 27, 2020 at 3:39 am | #

    One of the downsides to having a girlfriend with a dinosaur obsession and identity issues that makes her occasionally behave like a movie Velociraptor.

  45. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 27, 2020 at 3:58 am | #

    hahahaha what the hell is happening, also did Dina get a growth spurt ?

  46. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    September 27, 2020 at 3:59 am | #

    Did Dina evolve from a dinosaur into a dragon and is now kidnapping a princess?

  47. Anna
    Anna
    September 27, 2020 at 4:06 am | #

    Goodness, never knew Dina had that serious problems with low blood sugar.

  48. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    September 27, 2020 at 4:31 am | #

    Yup. Yup. As I was saying — the reason that I prefer the relationship threads to the adventure threads in this comic is that they’re so realistic.

  49. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    September 27, 2020 at 5:13 am | #

    Dorothy and Dina scripted this, didn’t they?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 27, 2020 at 7:36 pm | #

      Look at Becky’s line here. Look how she’s flailing. That is some exaggerated ridiculousness right there.

      If anyone’s NOT in on this, it’s Joyce.

  50. 0kami
    0kami
    September 27, 2020 at 5:55 am | #

    CUE THE “COPIOUS NOTE-TAKING” .

  51. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    September 27, 2020 at 5:55 am | #

    Oof, first day in the room, getting finger scratches on the door? If I know my college dorm policies (and I do), they’ll wanna cover that up. No one has time to pay for room damages.

  52. Vabolo
    Vabolo
    September 27, 2020 at 6:16 am | #

    I just finished rereading the archive from 2012-ish onwards, and I think this makes my top 10 DoA strips that I’d love to see animated?

  53. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    September 27, 2020 at 6:43 am | #

    … wait, Dina mutated into a sex-crazed dinosaur during the timeskip?

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      September 27, 2020 at 6:51 am | #

      You’re surprised?

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      September 27, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

      One word: inevitable

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      September 27, 2020 at 10:59 am | #

      Nono she is a dragon now and she just captured a princess.

  54. AbelUndercity
    AbelUndercity
    September 27, 2020 at 6:44 am | #

    Ohai, Dina.

  55. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    September 27, 2020 at 7:36 am | #

    I do volunteer sound design for theaters and student films in my area. I heard every bit of these sounds in my head just now – and a few more as subtext (moist squishy noises) – and they are just hilarious.

    If the classic 1950s Godzilla “Gronk” is in the mix, all the better.

  56. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 27, 2020 at 7:46 am | #

    SHE GOT HER!!!! THE TERROR! THE HORROR! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I love this! Dina seems so happy to see Becky ♡♡♡. She just can’t calm herself.

  57. Acebender
    Acebender
    September 27, 2020 at 7:47 am | #

    Damn Dina Dina got strong in these few months

    • clif
      clif
      September 27, 2020 at 7:56 am | #

      Nothing is as strong as the power of true love.

      And hunger.

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        September 27, 2020 at 7:56 am | #

        I thought kids nowadays call it “thirst”? 😉

  58. Seregiel
    Seregiel
    September 27, 2020 at 8:49 am | #

    fav hijinks comic ever. <3

  59. Jeffrey Scronce
    Jeffrey Scronce
    September 27, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

    She’s gonna be in velocirapture

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      September 27, 2020 at 12:46 pm | #

      Velocipastor is wonderfully terrible. 🙂

  60. OftenSane
    OftenSane
    September 27, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

    Well that was a delightful reframing of a scene that freaked me the hell out when I was 12

  61. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    September 27, 2020 at 10:31 am | #

    Love the shoutout, but I had to be told about one of them.

    Today I realized I know more about Robo-Vac than I do Jurassic Park. I had ought to see that movie someday.

    In real life Dina would not deign to be my friend.

  62. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 27, 2020 at 10:35 am | #

    Hilarious yet terrifying. Hilariously terrifying.

    • Kali
      Kali
      September 27, 2020 at 12:14 pm | #

      Hillarifying

  63. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 27, 2020 at 11:41 am | #

    Definitely a new showrunner this season. Totally changed the tone.

  64. Rose
    Rose
    September 27, 2020 at 11:58 am | #

    I continue not to regret my pick for “who would win in a fight”

  65. raultsi
    raultsi
    September 27, 2020 at 12:23 pm | #

    Dina’s dangerous when her blood sugar is low, eh?

  66. Raptorofwar
    Raptorofwar
    September 27, 2020 at 1:28 pm | #

    Another Jurassic Park reference! RIP Jophery.

  67. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    September 27, 2020 at 1:41 pm | #

    so is Dina hungry or horny? OH! can I coin the term “horngry?”

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 27, 2020 at 8:03 pm | #

      I believe the modern fandom term is “thirst”.

  68. jonathan young
    jonathan young
    September 27, 2020 at 2:11 pm | #

    OMG Becky’s eyes in panel 4 this is my favorite all time DoA 😀

  69. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 27, 2020 at 2:56 pm | #

    Coma

  70. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 27, 2020 at 7:32 pm | #

    This is so adorable.

  71. Sarpiedon
    Sarpiedon
    September 27, 2020 at 9:27 pm | #

    No…seriously…WTF is happening here?

  72. David Doty
    David Doty
    September 27, 2020 at 10:22 pm | #

    Since people seem to be posting their decadent cereal preferences: a mix of Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch and Cocoa Pebbles with chocolate milk.

    But LOW FAT chocolate milk so it’s healthy.

  73. bcb
    bcb
    September 27, 2020 at 11:30 pm | #

    Oh snap it didn’t occur to me until this page that Becky and Dina are now next door neighbors.

  74. ASKBlueDragon
    ASKBlueDragon
    September 28, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Actually, that’s Amber helping her roommate. Dina is about to come in via the open hallway door.

    Clever Girl.

  75. Rartorata
    Rartorata
    September 28, 2020 at 2:31 pm | #

    Hey, I watched JP for the first time last night!

  76. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 28, 2020 at 2:35 pm | #

    This is my new favourite page, not only of this comic, but of any of the many comics I read.

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