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May 12, 2026

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by David M Willis on September 4, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 4, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    by last thing, Dotty of course means “the most recent thing”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 4, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

      I would try to add that to the gif but idk

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 4, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

        I forgot Sarah got a panel. Who’s next, Dorothy?

        • H.J. Fleischmann
          H.J. Fleischmann
          September 4, 2022 at 1:16 pm | #

          I think Jennifer. This really seems like her book.

  2. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 4, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    “WE KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE” ?!?!?!

    OK, what I wanna know is, who’s the idiot who decided to spell that out on the front window?

    With big, CAPITAL letters?!?!

    😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      September 4, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      You know it’s Roz.

    • epitome of incomprehensibility
      epitome of incomprehensibility
      September 4, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

      I thought that was just in Joyce’s head, but now I’m not sure.

      Maybe it’s the actual background behind her, but the full sentence is something different?

      • Stifyn Baker
        Stifyn Baker
        September 4, 2022 at 1:27 am | #

        No, it’s in the previous panel.

        • epitome of incomprehensibility
          epitome of incomprehensibility
          September 5, 2022 at 1:42 pm | #

          Ah thanks! I didn’t see it because it was tiny.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        September 4, 2022 at 8:02 am | #

        Yeah, I thought that too until I saw people commenting and went back to see it visible itty bitty in the panel before her amazing reaction face.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      September 4, 2022 at 7:24 am | #

      I can see someone thinking their being funny/wise putting it up with a ‘let’s stop pretending your not having sex’ mindset which ironically just reinforces the old school view that there can only be one reason for the pill.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 4, 2022 at 8:38 am | #

        I think it just falls in the general theme – “you don’t have to hide it or pretend”, which is good.
        Of course, not everyone is even for the pill.

        OTOH, while there certainly are other reasons for being on birth control, it’s still the main purpose and an important one. I’m not fond of attempts to justify keeping it available by focusing on the other reasons. Birth control is health care.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          September 4, 2022 at 1:40 pm | #

          Most of the posters fall into that theme but the “we know why your really here one” comes off as a bit shaming, like I can imagine Mary using that phrase to straight up bc shame other women even if that’s probably not the purpose here.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 9, 2022 at 6:55 pm | #

      Laughed at “NO SLUT SHAMING – NOT EVEN YOU”

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 4, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    The pharmacist shows up, and it’s Rich Mullins.

    • Dara
      Dara
      September 4, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      omg now i want this to be true xD

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2022 at 7:19 am | #

      [Hammered dulcimer intensifies]

  4. butts
    butts
    September 4, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    so what’s the over/under on how many strips before Roz shows up? 0.5?

    • Heather
      Heather
      September 4, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      I was just wondering that. Can you volunteer at a pharmacy? Like America has some at hospitals right? They wear red and white clothing?

      • woobie
        woobie
        September 4, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

        No.

      • huehuetotl
        huehuetotl
        September 4, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

        Pharmacists and pharmacy techs work at the pharmacy. The red and white clothing thing are candy stripers, aka hospital volunteers. They wouldn’t be at a pharmacy dispensing drugs.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        September 4, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

        Instead of Candy Striper, it Randy Stripers?

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 4, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

          Randy Strippers!

          • PirateTawnee
            PirateTawnee
            September 4, 2022 at 1:23 am | #

            Pretty sure I bought a used car from him in Arkansas one time.

      • Ari
        Ari
        September 4, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

        Not at regular pharmacies, but if this is the pharmacy at the campus clinic (which would explain the decor) then maybe? I know ours has student volunteers and workers

        • Smallmoon
          Smallmoon
          September 4, 2022 at 1:48 pm | #

          Twist:
          Roz DID do the decorating. The actual Pharmacy Techs and Volunteers are about to tear her a new one for breaking in again.

      • Axel
        Axel
        September 4, 2022 at 12:55 am | #

        Not actually working for the pharmacy as pharmacists/techs, but definitely might have volunteers (either for the pharmacy or (more likely) for a third-party probably-charitable organization partnering with the pharmacy) to give out free condoms and do safer sex education

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 4, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

          Regardless, we know full well that this drive is Roz’s brainchild.

          • Farmer_10
            Farmer_10
            September 4, 2022 at 9:08 am | #

            Deffo. This absolutely has Roz’s fingerprints all over it.

        • Allandrel
          Allandrel
          September 4, 2022 at 9:59 am | #

          Yep. Pharmacy techs in the US require certification, which takes weeks of classes, an exam, and then waiting forever for the certificate. (Or at least it did when I did it a decade ago.) Not something that a college freshman is likely to do.

      • Paradox
        Paradox
        September 4, 2022 at 10:05 am | #

        Even if you could, you can’t legally handle the drugs without proper certifications

        I’ve worked in the medical field before, as a nursing aide, they were very strict about only the nurses/doctors being allowed to even touch the medication

        • Pinkie
          Pinkie
          September 4, 2022 at 10:44 pm | #

          Off topic, but apparently there’s extra training for those handling chemo pills.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      September 4, 2022 at 1:16 am | #

      Too soon.

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 4, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    We know you’re fucking month!

  6. Imogen
    Imogen
    September 4, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Irrationally afraid this is going to be another episode of “Roz is cartoonishly awful now and basically exists to spark trashfire comments sections”.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 4, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      Roz actually already had her moment. She somehow clocked Joyce was going on BC almost instantly and gave her some advice. I can’t imagine her being awful about this. Safe sex and women’s sexual freedom and autonomy is kind of her whole deal.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 4, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

        Yeah, it’s more her tendency to make everything about that (and thus about her) that’s toxic.

        In this situation, I imagine she’d actually be respectful/useful.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 4, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

        See, that’s my thinking, too, I’m just irrationally paranoid when it comes to Roz’s characterization, which sometimes seems a little inconsistent. Plus, I’m not the only person guessing this.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          September 4, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

          I don’t think it’s inconsistent. I think Roz is a minor antagonist. She’s meant to make people upset. Sometimes it seems like maybe she lacks common sense though, like arguing the silver lining of a fraction of her dorm mates being kidnapped is that her sister lost her congressional campaign, in a room full of those kidnap victims, two of which’s father’s died.

          • Scruffy looking nerfherder
            Scruffy looking nerfherder
            September 4, 2022 at 5:02 am | #

            I feel like we’re supposed to draw parallels to her and Robin, the irony being that she hates Robin’s traits but shares many of them, including the lack of common sense, and ability to read the room and generally being self absorbed.

            I don’t think we’re supposed to view her as a good or bad person, she’s just a person who has decent views but is also kind of a dick. She’s a human. People tend to forget that just because a character has decent views doesn’t mean they should automatically be a good person too.

      • Rex Vivat
        Rex Vivat
        September 4, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

        Unsolicited, tone-deaf advice while also casually revealing stuff that Joyce was obviously hesitant to talk about in public, yes.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      September 4, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

      Roz and her sister are two characters who were kind of out of Willis’ hands these past five years. The political events have dramatically changed the perspective of, “Activist who seems alarmist at danger to women’s rights by the Religious Right” and “Crooked right wing politician who, nevertheless, serves the status quo.”

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 4, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

        Yeah, now more than ever I hope Roz will halt her transformation into one-note Becky punching bag. She’s a really important foil for Dorothy and her “nerfing” has come at Dorothy’s expense.

    • Lan
      Lan
      September 4, 2022 at 7:51 am | #

      Is that not just half the cast?

  7. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    September 4, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    i-is that garfield

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 4, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      Yes, I do believe that is Garfield. I didn’t know they made birth control posters with Garfield.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 4, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

        Garfield is actually perfect for this.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          September 4, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

          🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin killing me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          September 4, 2022 at 6:07 pm | #

          ….I have questions about Jim Davis’ grasp of biology.

      • Jon S.
        Jon S.
        September 4, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

        I know a Garfield poster would be highly effective at stopping *me* from reproducing…

        • AbacusWizard
          AbacusWizard
          September 4, 2022 at 1:14 am | #

        • AbacusWizard
          AbacusWizard
          September 4, 2022 at 1:14 am | #

          You might be surprised:
          https://youtu.be/KK3Yr80lPOY

        • Shadowsnail
          Shadowsnail
          September 4, 2022 at 10:40 am | #

          Anyone familiar with “Sexy Garfield” from MBMBAM?

    • Blackdrazon
      Blackdrazon
      September 4, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      stick it in

      • shadowcell
        shadowcell
        September 4, 2022 at 12:40 am | #

        i hate mondays

      • Katherine
        Katherine
        September 4, 2022 at 3:09 am | #

        I NEED a high res of this omg

    • Fëanen
      Fëanen
      September 4, 2022 at 1:19 am | #

      I think Garfield is the state animal of Indiana.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 4, 2022 at 7:15 am | #

        I never realized how deep Garfield runs in Indiana until I watched this lost media road trip documentary by Quinton Reviews.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxiwjaUSYJM

  8. Nathan
    Nathan
    September 4, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    This is bringing back memories of when I fell asleep in the Sex Ed talk during freshman orientation and then woke up when they started throwing condoms into the audience and one hit me in the face.

  9. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 4, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    I honestly did not see this coming, can we just go back to Danny and Sal? They give me life with how cute they are together.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      September 4, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      I admit I am much more into Joyce and Dorothy on this.

  10. The Jighole Man
    The Jighole Man
    September 4, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    “we know why you are here”
    What kind of fool puts that up to make people feel better?

    that’s like saying that you’re gonna put it in your discreet non S shaming bag, and you put it in a large cloth bag with the words “I HAVE S E X AND NEED BIRTH CONTROL” in large RGB lights.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      September 4, 2022 at 12:53 am | #

      It’s not even true. Most people at a pharmacy are there fore very different reasons.
      Is this just in Joyce’s head?

    • thakoru
      thakoru
      September 4, 2022 at 12:53 am | #

      Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

    • anon
      anon
      September 4, 2022 at 1:52 am | #

      Seems a bit over the top/draws unnecessary attention unless they’re handing out free condoms and an extra months’ worth of prescription to make up for it lol

      though it would make me curious if we’ll actually get to see joyce hook up with anyone within the run of this comic

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 4, 2022 at 8:52 am | #

      Except for the part where they didn’t say they were going to put in the discreet non S shaming bag.
      I think the point is that it shouldn’t be something to be ashamed of and keeping it discreet actually reinforces the shaming part.
      I’m not sure this is the best way to go about it.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 4, 2022 at 12:42 pm | #

      This whole display with all the posters and decorations and stuff is a good way to embarrass the fuck out of lots of people, no matter whether they’re going to the pharmacy for a prescription of birth control or something else.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 4, 2022 at 12:55 pm | #

        But you shouldn’t be embarrassed! So we’re going to talk VERY LOUDLY about the thing until you stop being embarrassed about it!
        Helping!
        /s

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 4, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    *actual Muzak is playing, for once*

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 4, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      …Damn, that’s good.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      September 4, 2022 at 5:38 am | #

      You’ve been waiting your whole life for this joke, haven’t you

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 4, 2022 at 8:48 am | #

      Actual, actual, capital M Muzak?

      I think it’s “your (sic) lite and easy favorites”, akin to what happened to all the Beautiful Music stations in the 1980s.

      The fascinating thing is there are streams and uploads of the real thing from Muzak, Seabury, Woolworth’s, and others everywhere. You can hear this in the 2020s much more easily than, say, the mid-aughts.

  12. Yumi
    Yumi
    September 4, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    DID YOU KNOW: September actually is Sexual Health Awareness Month?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 4, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Wait is February actually Sexual Activity Awareness Month?

      I’m confused LOL 😅

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        September 4, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        No, I don’t think that’s a real thing.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          September 4, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

          https://nationaltoday.com/sexual-health-month/

          In fact, yes, it is SEXUAL HEALTH MONTH

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            September 4, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

            What? Yeah?

            • C.T. Phipps
              C.T. Phipps
              September 4, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

              Sorry, badly phrased, “No, Yumi is entirely correct. This is a real thing.”

  13. Derek
    Derek
    September 4, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    huh some scene jumps
    Joyce is angry and in pain and telling Dorothy to fuck off -> Joyce is happily showing Dorothy her comics on the student paper -> Joyce is upset again and being somewhat forced into getting the pills though she’s highly uncomfortable

    I really have trouble following how much time has elapsed between each of these jumps, and why they seem so random

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 4, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      Not the first time Joyce’s excitement at being a published cartoonist helped her power through the pain for a bit

    • justin8448
      justin8448
      September 4, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

      I suspect that the authorial intent here is that Joyce isn’t actually all that mad at her friends for fussing over her as she woke (at least, not nearly as mad as the comments section was).

      Joyce understands that they really do all care about her, even if they were a little much today. So we don’t get panels of her shifting her mood and understanding. She’s already over it.

  14. Black
    Black
    September 4, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    This is either someone Joyce knows who works there and is trying to make things even harder for her, OR it’s some religious fucknugget who is intentionally trying to shame women into not getting their birth control pills.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 4, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      Alternatively, Roz is doing a stunt.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 4, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      I don’t know, despite being weird as hell, the messages seem to indicate this is made by people who believe in sex before marriage. We all know that kind of thinking doesn’t go well with many religious people across the world.

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      September 4, 2022 at 12:54 pm | #

      Except for “we know why you’re here” this seems pretty typical for a sexual health awareness setup. Well, that and it being at the actual pharmacist’s counter.

  15. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 4, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce you’re gonna wanna get that green condition checked out. good thing you’re already there.

    • milu
      milu
      September 4, 2022 at 2:30 pm | #

      “hi, do you sell anything for debilitating sexual shame?”

  16. Suet
    Suet
    September 4, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    Amazing that the one that sent me is not “time for your dental dam” but Garfield with “Stick it in”. Who let Fatal Farm in, along with the posters above?

    Guess this answers some people’s questions. Joyce stuck in some of the pain.

    • Suet
      Suet
      September 4, 2022 at 1:11 am | #

      Trying to make sense of all the signs, clockwise, from top left, outside in:

      -“what time is it? / time for your dental dam”
      -“safe sex / it can be a mouthful”
      -“a pill a day / keeps the babies away”
      -“no slut shaming / not even you”
      -“Sexual Activity Awareness Month”
      –(very unintelligible)
      -“–y mot–” / ashamed my action”
      -“PRESCRIPTION / pick-up / SAFE SEX IS BEST SEX”
      -“STICK IT IN”
      -“sex all the time / consequence free”
      -“PRACTICE SAFE SEX / SAFE SEX IS BEST SEX”
      -“cover your cough / and your genitals”
      -“WE KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE

      • milu
        milu
        September 4, 2022 at 2:32 pm | #

        i think “sex all the time, consequence free” is my favourite

        is it completely inappropriate? hell yeah

  17. Yumi
    Yumi
    September 4, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Okay, so I basically assumed that panel three (and the words carried over to panel four) were more “what Joyce is seeing” than what’s actually there? But it seems like many people are thinking this is, in fact, what’s being displayed. I get how people might have that reading, the “character sees something else” hasn’t been done a lot here (maybe once?). But I don’t think what’s show is what’s actually happening. Guess we’ll find tomorrow.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      September 4, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      I mean, I just assume this is an incredibly misguided attempt to be progressive.

      Either that or Roz is the girl at the pharmacy counter.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        September 4, 2022 at 3:30 am | #

        That’s what I’m figuring (the first part, not the Roz thing). The “No Slut Shaming” banner doesn’t feel like something that Joyce would imagine, and every one of those bits feels, on the whole, like an earnest and honest, if trying way too hard, effort at being welcoming and non-judgmental.

        Joyce is just taking it all in the worst way possible, and it’s WONDERFUL :D.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          September 4, 2022 at 7:11 am | #

          The “we know why your really here” banner was probably someone’s idea of playful but ironically does come off as judgemtal since it implies anyone who says their not there to avoid pregnancy is a liar.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 4, 2022 at 9:00 am | #

          Yeah, if this was just Joyce’s imagination, it would be much more shaming, instead of the opposite. The “we know why you’re here” one would fit, but none of the rest could come out of her upbringing.

          Doubt she’d even know to imagine a dental dam.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        September 4, 2022 at 9:18 am | #

        Yes, I can believe someone thought this was a good idea.

        In fact, I’m specifically reminded of a video I was shown in school sex ed, which showed an embarassed teenaged boy trying to buy condoms but chickening out, and captions showing that the chemist shop assistant was thinking “He wants to buy some condoms”. And as with an awful lot of safe sex PSAs of the time, my reaction was “And this is supposed to make me feel less embarassed about condoms how, exactly?”

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      September 4, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

      I also think this is Joyce’s perception, as when we saw a panel full of Ryans who were really just people walking around campus.

    • thakoru
      thakoru
      September 4, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      I don’t know, the framing of the comic doesn’t really support that read. The entire strip is written as a joke, with Dorothy’s insistence that it won’t be a big deal (set-up) being immediately subverted by panel 3 (punchline). The joke doesn’t work if Dorothy isn’t also seeing this and thus being proven wrong.

    • Devin
      Devin
      September 4, 2022 at 1:03 am | #

      I’m with you on this, but yeah we’ll find out tomorrow.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 4, 2022 at 12:32 pm | #

      It’s right above the counter where you can see it with your own eyes.

    • milu
      milu
      September 4, 2022 at 2:36 pm | #

      i mean, it’s comedic hyperbole i think?

      irl there might be a one or two posters saying “safe sex is dope” with a picture of a smiling couple or whatever which would still freak someone like Joyce out.

  18. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    September 4, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Garfield is the crowning jewel on a crowning jewel of a comic.

    I applaud you, Willis, you magnificent bastard.

  19. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 4, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    …okay, I know the smiling woman with glasses in those two posters looks familiar, but I can’t quite place her.

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 4, 2022 at 7:58 am | #

      Until I noticed that the hairstyle is different, I thought Joyce was seeing herself in those images.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      September 4, 2022 at 1:43 pm | #

      Looks a bit like roz.

  20. bibulb
    bibulb
    September 4, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    The signage (especially Garfield’s) is giving me strong Sex Criminals vibes.
    “Sexual Gary says having sex is 👍👍👍!”

  21. Nono
    Nono
    September 4, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Roz is responsible for this somehow, isn’t it.

  22. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 4, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

    Wow, I can FEEL the ‘How could this happen to me’ energy.

  23. huehuetotl
    huehuetotl
    September 4, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    Joyce is mortified because Garfield is the inferior orange sassy cat.

  24. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    September 4, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    If I’m putting myself in Joyce’s shoes, this is when I’m just gonna start laughing. Though she may be mortified in the actual comic right now, I feel she’s going to be “I can’t take this day seriously anymore.”

  25. John
    John
    September 4, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

    okay. that’s it. willis, it’s time to retire, you’re never going to top that garfield poster.

  26. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    September 4, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

    I do not enjoy Stick-It-In Garfield.

  27. Kern W.
    Kern W.
    September 4, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    STICK IT IN

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 4, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      That avatar is just PERFECT BTW 🤣

  28. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 4, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Wow. subtle

  29. Derek
    Derek
    September 4, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    I was struggling to put this into words while the discussion was going on for the 27th of August, so hopefully this makes sense:

    Birth control pills, as used to regulate cycles rather than just preventing pregnancies, do NOT go into effect right away. You’re not going to see the desired effects of reduced pain and reduced flow until at least the next cycle (for the record, for the effect of preventing pregnancies you might want to wait TWO menstrual cycles while taking the pills consistently for maximum effectiveness) [also for the record, I am not a doctor nor a pharmacist, always consult your healthcare provider with questions about this, etc]

    This is all to say that no matter what, Joyce was going to be in pain for this menstrual cycle. There was nothing to be done about that except taking over the counter pain medication.
    So Joyce’s friends’ insistence (particularly Dorothy’s) to get this medication RIGHT NOW RIGHT AWAY, strikes me as cruel an unnecessary. Why? What’s so important about doing it right now? Why do it when Joyce is physical pain AND having mental anguish about the implications of taking medication that she was taught was literally evil? What is it going to solve?

    There’s perhaps an argument to be made of “ripping the bandaid off” in the sense that it’s sometimes better to take the plunge on these painful (heh) decisions than to keep agonizing over them eternally without making progress. But that’s certainly NOT Dorothy’s decision to make, especially about a body that’s not her own.

    There were a few commenters saying that forcing Joyce is the ONLY way to get this done (as shown with the glasses arc), and this was for her own good. Given that the comic has started the conversation on Joyce’s possible neurodivergence, that’s something that’s fucking uncomfortable to hear: that a neurodivergent person needs to be FORCED to acquire and take medication they are not comfortable with “for their own good”. That it’s correct for a neurotypical person to make this decision and force it, because the ends justify the means.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 4, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

      Re: neurodivergence, ableism ahoy 😑

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      September 4, 2022 at 1:30 am | #

      Today, Joyce has made a federal issue out of 1) taking pills, 2) the immorality of “the very concept of anything related to sex” up to and including birth control, and 3) getting out of bed. That she still HAS any friends is pretty impressive.

      I will say as long as people are willing to even talk to her, I can cut them some slack in how they deal with her neuroses. Arguments such as “it might teach her better if she has to deal with this while she’s still in pain from trying to not deal with it” will pass through their minds, though it’s really probably post hoc justification for being cruel just because she’s annoying and they want her to stop.

      Ultimately it’s a question if you give a shit. I’ve been in Joyce’s place, largely, but my friends didn’t bother; they just left me instead. Whatever bad and ineffective and quasi-abusive ways they go about helping you, I will say it’s better than the alternative of being alone and having to deal with all your own bullshit alone. I think it matters more that people care about you at all; then they will still have time to figure out the nuances of effective and respectful support.

      • Amelie Wikström
        Amelie Wikström
        September 4, 2022 at 1:45 am | #

        Wait, I should have specified her problems are BOTH the physical sensation of swallowing pills and the vague idea of “drugs are bad” holding a lot of power, AND BOTH the vague idea of “sex is bad” and the fear random people will judge her because they might think she is having sex.

        So more like five federal cases. That are just the ones judged in court SO FAR TODAY, beyond like a hundred others they’ve dealt with in the past. You can see why it’s really hard being Joyce’s friend right now.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          September 4, 2022 at 5:56 am | #

          People going through a rough time and having trouble handling it, they don’t deserve friends, you’re so right and you’re so brave to say it.

          • Amelie Wikström
            Amelie Wikström
            September 4, 2022 at 6:15 am | #

            I’m not talking about anyone deserving anything. That seems to be a common problem with how people misunderstand things I post here, so let me say this as clearly as possible: I never talk about what anyone deserves. I don’t care about what people deserve. I don’t believe any person, living, dead or imagined, deserves anything, besides living in a cave, eating dirt and dying at 25 from a minor infection.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              September 4, 2022 at 6:30 am | #

              Jesus, that’s bleak.

            • Amelie Wikström
              Amelie Wikström
              September 4, 2022 at 6:38 am | #

              I care about what people can do for each other, and what we need from each other. Everyone needs friends, especially people like me and Joyce who have a hard time figuring out how they work. How you managed to get the idea I think her friends should ditch her from my post about how her friends are bravely but cluelessly trying to help her, I have no idea, but I really don’t think I can have been that unclear.

              • milu
                milu
                September 4, 2022 at 4:20 pm | #

                YES

                a podcast i follow called “Philosophize This” had a recent episode about the ethics of care (i’m going somewhere with this). and it described how it was theorized by Carol Gilligan in the 70s in response to questionable conclusions drawn by another psychologist who was trying to test the moral sense of children, and he found that, woopsie, girls tend to be less moral than boys on average? and she was like, “bro, your framework is the issue here”.

                the host of the podcast gave this typical example, where to the question “would you steal a drug in a pharmacy in order to save someone’s life?” a boy said, yes, absolutely, if it’s life and death yeah (and the psychologist graded that as displaying advanced morals), and a girl said, “no, i would try to figure out another way, i would ask friends for money, or i would plead with the pharmacist” etc, and when the interrogator made the conditions more and more stringent (no one has money to lend you, etc) she was like “look i don’t know what to tell you, i think stealing is wrong” and she stuck to that stance, which the guy ranked as her having low moral autonomy.

                and Gilligan said, that’s because girls and women are encouraged to think of practical solutions that involve caring for interpersonal relationships, they don’t tend to reason quite as much in terms of individual rights and wrongs and kantian imperatives and such. she made it clear that this was socially constructed, and it’s not a strictly gendered dichotomy, but the fact that western ethical theory had been dominated by dudes explains, according to her, why no one had had that insight before.

                Now my point is, i found this illuminating because i have been bogged down in exactly this kind of disagreement on this board several times. with folks like Spencer typically (love you bro, pls come back <3) who whip out should's and deserve's all the time and i'm like "listen i just don't think in those terms???" but that message never came across.

                (and i don't think one way of reasoning is good and the other bad, yeah, i'm just saying it's useful to have ways of naming the ethical frameworks we use so that we can understand one another, if only to agree to disagree.)

                (anyway, here’s a hilarious Slate advice column where a parent asks their toddler the trolley problem and takes their (buckwild) answer way too seriously)

                • JBento
                  JBento
                  September 4, 2022 at 7:33 pm | #

                  The Trolley Problem is actually pretty easy to solve.

                  First, find out if these are people you actually want to bother keeping alive. I don’t know about you, but if Kissinger is lying on the tracks, my question is if after I run him over I can reverse. Just to make sure.

                  Second, presuming these ARE people you want to keep alive, flip the switch a couple of times so you can get a notion of how fast the tracks switch.

                  Third, when the trolley is coming up to switch, pull the lever so that when the trolley reaches the switching track that piece is in the process of moving and therefore not connected to either track, thereby derailing it.

                  Congratulations, you’ve solved the Trolley Problem.

                • milu
                  milu
                  September 4, 2022 at 7:57 pm | #

                  Oopsie you’ve killed or maimed a good deal of the passengers!

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  September 4, 2022 at 10:19 pm | #

                  The passengers were Nazis.

                • JBento
                  JBento
                  September 5, 2022 at 9:03 am | #

                  That’s a trolley that’s about to make a curve, if it’s going fast enough that people can’t just jump out of it safely then it’d either derail when curving or when running over bodies anyway.

        • Joy
          Joy
          September 4, 2022 at 12:02 pm | #

          I’m mostly just picking up on you being really judgmental. 🙁

          • Amelie Wikström
            Amelie Wikström
            September 4, 2022 at 12:34 pm | #

            Thanks, I often worry I judge myself too harshly but having other people judge me for being too judgmental gives me a nice clear area in which to work to improve myself, if I can untangle the paradox.

      • Joy
        Joy
        September 4, 2022 at 12:00 pm | #

        Joyce is really nice as a general rule? I hope that helps you sort it out.

      • Derek
        Derek
        September 4, 2022 at 12:36 pm | #

        I really must emphasize the part of “why must this be done RIGHT NOW, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT”

        I’m seriously asking: what’ the benefit of doing this TODAY instead of three or five days from now, when Joyce symptoms have subsided a bit?

      • RedComet
        RedComet
        September 4, 2022 at 6:49 pm | #

        I’m sorry your friends didn’t help/left, Amelie.

    • Sol
      Sol
      September 4, 2022 at 1:47 am | #

      IIRC Joyce doesn’t feel this sort of crippling pain and discomfort every period, it comes every few months or so (remember Becky counting down how many months it’s been?) so while the pills can’t sort out anything CURRENTLY, better she start now and get the ball rolling so that a few months down the line when the crippling would return, it won’t, because the pills have already started working.

      • Sol
        Sol
        September 4, 2022 at 1:55 am | #

        Also, as someone who is neuroatypical in some way: getting me to do something as soon as possible is beneficial because the longer I leave it the less likely it is to get done.

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 4, 2022 at 8:06 am | #

      Maybe friends are thinking: if you don’t start today or tomorrow, you’re going to go through this again next month before the med.s start helping?

      • Derek
        Derek
        September 4, 2022 at 12:39 pm | #

        I really must emphasize the part of “why must this be done RIGHT NOW, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?”

        I’m seriously asking: what’ the benefit of doing this TODAY instead of three or five days from now, when Joyce symptoms have subsided a bit?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 4, 2022 at 2:41 pm | #

          Because the sooner you start them, the sooner they’ll be effective. Nothing’s going to help her this cycle but as you said, it can take a bit for them to kick in – sometimes a couple months. Joyce’s period seems to be really bad every second or third month so getting it started quicker means a better chance of relief for next time.

          As for people forcing her to do things she’s uncomfortable with – Joyce, herself, has said it is sometimes necessary for her friends to do this. People noting something Joyce herself says is necessary and saying maybe her friends should get her to do the unpleasant but necessary thing she doesn’t want to do are going by something Joyce herself said.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 4, 2022 at 6:34 pm | #

            Also, I’d be worried that with the immediate crisis behind her, it’d be easier to just keep putting it off, resulting in her not ever going to get them.

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      September 4, 2022 at 3:08 pm | #

      Nobody forces Joyce to do this.

      That conversation ended with Joyce telling them to back off, and Dorothy saying, “Sure”. Sarah and Becky don’t really take her anger seriously but no one continues to argue with her about it.

      Joyce changes her mind when she follows up with “I don’t need help” but then has to ask for a pad.

  30. crow
    crow
    September 4, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

    She should have just had the prescription sent to Walgreens or something

  31. two-star
    two-star
    September 4, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

    Joyce: YES I AM HERE FOR MY DENTAL DAM (…that’s just a tooth hygiene thing… right Dorothy?…) OH GOD

  32. James Starkey
    James Starkey
    September 4, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

    The look on her faaaaace….priceless!

  33. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    September 4, 2022 at 12:55 am | #

    Dorothy, quick! Hold Joyce’s hands as you’ve promised.

  34. Judas Peckerwood
    Judas Peckerwood
    September 4, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

    Of course we know why: It’s for your health!

  35. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    September 4, 2022 at 1:17 am | #

    “no slut shaming👇 not even YOU”
    “W E K N O W W H Y Y O U ‘ R E H E R E”

    I’m getting some mixed messages here

  36. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 4, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

    oh no
    who is there

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2022 at 7:03 am | #

      A pharmacist, hopefully.

      Also maybe Roz is there helping with signage and messaging.

      Mary and Peter could be there too, with their own signage and messaging.

  37. anon
    anon
    September 4, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

    lol you’d think this s a thing dorothy would know about a head of time lol xD

  38. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 4, 2022 at 1:50 am | #

    Dorothy, you should really know better by now than to set yourself up for an ironic reveal moment like that.

  39. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 4, 2022 at 2:16 am | #

    I for one think Dorothy did a stellar job with the comforting. Not her fault the universe loves to joke at Joyce’s expense.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2022 at 7:01 am | #

      I can just imagine Willis cackling wildly while storyboarding this sequence. Drawing it must have felt like playing Bugs in Duck Amuck.

  40. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    September 4, 2022 at 3:52 am | #

    One cannot die of embarrassment, but Joyce is going to give it the old college try.

  41. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 4, 2022 at 3:59 am | #

    Oh no! The shock was so huge that Joyce died and suddenly became a zombie! Dorothy, RUN! She wants your brain now!

  42. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    September 4, 2022 at 4:02 am | #

    “We know why you’re here”

  43. michaelinasmeal
    michaelinasmeal
    September 4, 2022 at 4:30 am | #

    hormones make for whore moans

    • milu
      milu
      September 4, 2022 at 4:28 pm | #

      we all know the horniest molecule is DNA helicase,

      …cause it wants to unzip your genes

  44. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    September 4, 2022 at 5:27 am | #

    Well, this is a very unfortunate coincidence…

  45. Cerusee
    Cerusee
    September 4, 2022 at 6:02 am | #

    Hah! New Joyce reaction image just—*reads alt text* hey

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 4, 2022 at 1:37 pm | #

      Yeah, Willis and Ana beat me to it, too.

      • Cerusee
        Cerusee
        September 4, 2022 at 8:34 pm | #

        I feel so seen, man.

  46. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    September 4, 2022 at 6:22 am | #

    The slogan “No Slut Shaming…Not Even You” (and the illustration) could have used a second draft.

    I would love a hi-res of those posters.

  47. JBento
    JBento
    September 4, 2022 at 6:41 am | #

    “Safe sex – it can be a mouthful” is genius, though.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      September 4, 2022 at 8:25 am | #

      That made me laugh too, but that only applies to pregnancy. ;P

  48. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    September 4, 2022 at 6:59 am | #

    Don’t worry, Joyce! That poster up there says “no slut shaming”!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2022 at 11:17 am | #

      Which doesn’t rule out shaming someone who ISN’T a slut, so Joyce still has to worry.

  49. Freezer
    Freezer
    September 4, 2022 at 7:56 am | #

    In other words ” FOOOOOOOORNICATION! JUDGEMENT! WHOOOOOOORE!”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2022 at 9:24 am | #

      Great, now I want to see a Joyce’s-perspective view of this scene with all the posters changed to that effect.

  50. Lan
    Lan
    September 4, 2022 at 7:57 am | #

    This road to hell sure is nice. I wonder what it’s paved with?

    • JBento
      JBento
      September 4, 2022 at 9:39 am | #

      Whatever you want, because hell doesn’t regulate infrastructure. That’s part of why it’s hell.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 4, 2022 at 10:44 am | #

        Unless you ran a construction company in your life, then the regulations constantly change but must be strictly adhered to anyway.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2022 at 11:16 am | #

      I don’t know, but whatever material they’re using, it’s got to have high tensile strength. At least, I’ve heard that it’s good in tension.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 4, 2022 at 1:38 pm | #

        Reltzik.

      • milu
        milu
        September 4, 2022 at 4:38 pm | #

        that was devilish 🤩

  51. Ed Callahan
    Ed Callahan
    September 4, 2022 at 8:02 am | #

    Actually, if Joyce could have bulked up a little while turning green, she would have won the lead role in She Hulk after all…

  52. CrazyJ
    CrazyJ
    September 4, 2022 at 9:06 am | #

    On another note, Sexual Health Awareness Month is apparently in September. But I assume there was no way to fit that joke in that month.

    • JBento
      JBento
      September 4, 2022 at 9:38 am | #

      Feels a bit counterproductive to call it something that acronyms to SHAM, though.

      • milu
        milu
        September 4, 2022 at 4:33 pm | #

        haha well spotted XD

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2022 at 11:14 am | #

      But THIS is Sexual ACTIVITY Awareness Month. Which might just be an educational effort by local health professionals rather than any sort of national movement. The two are different, even if they sound a bit saamy.

  53. LuminousLead
    LuminousLead
    September 4, 2022 at 10:28 am | #

    Is there a higher resolution of that Garfield “Stick it in” poster? Because that’s hilarious XD

  54. GLaDOS
    GLaDOS
    September 4, 2022 at 11:05 am | #

    For added hilarity, I found myself imagining “We know why you’re here” as delivered by Roderick Spode.

  55. Wendy
    Wendy
    September 4, 2022 at 11:19 am | #

    I am a fan of the Garfield poster.

  56. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    September 4, 2022 at 11:31 am | #

    But chances are that Roz will be working behind the counter, as a volunteer; informing people about sex/sexuality is her thing. And I doubt that you need to be a Pharmacologist to ring up, and hand out prescriptions, you just need to be one to fill out the prescriptions.

  57. Joy
    Joy
    September 4, 2022 at 11:43 am | #

    WOW. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  58. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    September 4, 2022 at 11:52 am | #

    Joyce’s face gives me life

  59. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    September 4, 2022 at 12:01 pm | #

    …Roz is behind the counter, isn’t she?

    In fact, I’m willing to go as far as saying Roz owns the whole clinic.

  60. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 4, 2022 at 12:52 pm | #

    The woman on the poster at the bottom left of panel 3 looks kinda like Joyce with curly hair.

  61. Borg
    Borg
    September 4, 2022 at 1:10 pm | #

    Why do you get a month for awareness when we only get a week, and the other eleven months of the year you won’t let us forget how gross you are anyway?

  62. H.J. Fleischmann
    H.J. Fleischmann
    September 4, 2022 at 1:14 pm | #

    I thought she was letting out a horror-ghost shriek of ‘We know why’ until I realised that was not Joyce, that was literally what was put up on the wall. It goes so well with her expression that I am pretending she shrieked that.

  63. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    September 4, 2022 at 1:30 pm | #

    well duh, you live in a college town, OF COURSE the pharmacy is going to be a huge participant in safe sex awareness. I was afraid that we’d run into the situation where the CVS employees refuse to sell contraceptives to women “for religious reasons” (which is like a vegan mcdonalds employee refusing to sell burgers) but though the potential for commentary would be great it wouldn’t fit in with this comic’s universe.

    • milu
      milu
      September 4, 2022 at 4:49 pm | #

      yeah this is not ideal??? question mark? but it is way better than some alternatives.

  64. UnDrewsual
    UnDrewsual
    September 4, 2022 at 2:35 pm | #

    Can we get an close up of panel 3? I’m trying to read all of the posters and signs.

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 4, 2022 at 7:16 pm | #

      The top row:

      ‘What time is it? Time for your dental dam.’

      ‘Safe sex. It can be a mouthful.’

      ‘A pill a day keeps the babies away.’

      ‘No slut shaming. Not even you.’

      The bottom left corner poster which is cut off at the start: ‘- all the time. Consequence free.’

      The poster next to that, blurred: ‘Stick it in.’

      The words at the very back: ‘We know why you are here.’

      The red sign with the bottom part partially blurred: ‘Practice safe sex. Safe sex is best sex.’

      Everything else is too cut-off, small or blurred to be read.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2022 at 7:43 pm | #

      Ask and you shall receive!

      https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1566481572781588480

  65. Raen
    Raen
    September 4, 2022 at 2:53 pm | #

    Is the last panel diegetic or not?

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 4, 2022 at 2:55 pm | #

      …nevermind, just picked up on the penultimate panel. Nonetheless, we’ve established that literally everyone thinks Joyce wants to boff Dorothy.

      • milu
        milu
        September 4, 2022 at 4:48 pm | #

        it’s Feelings For Your Best Friend Awareness Month!

  66. Grayfinity
    Grayfinity
    September 4, 2022 at 4:24 pm | #

    Dorothy: *surprise Pikachu face*

    This seems a little… much. Especially since doing the oingo-boingo isn’t the only thing these pills are for.

    *GASP* Maybe it’s a scare tactic to ward away subconscious women so they won’t have to answer questions they’ve probably heard over a billion times?! /s

  67. milu
    milu
    September 4, 2022 at 4:35 pm | #

    high-res of panel 3 just dropped on Dumblr of Age!

    “my mom is ashamed of my actions 👍”

    • milu
      milu
      September 4, 2022 at 4:37 pm | #

      well, not panel 3 exactly, just the background

      “no one cares”

      but accuracy

  68. Hello
    Hello
    September 4, 2022 at 5:02 pm | #

    All this shit is actually why I think the majority of these products should be termed “menstrual control” since that is what it does and it’s what a lot of people use it for unrelated to sexual activity. Look at how global warming is now referred to as climate change because “global warming” doesn’t match the expectation of the common person.

    No amount of “well no one should be shaming people for sexual activity” changes the fact that a. people judge and b. these medications are often taken by people regardless of sexual activity. The implication is unfair to the actual function of the medication and the person taking it.

  69. Florence
    Florence
    September 4, 2022 at 9:42 pm | #

    @david m Willis: I am having a tough time of it with my mum in hospital with double pneumonia and lots of disability service stress. Thank you for another wonderful comic

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 4, 2022 at 11:52 pm | #

      so sorry to hear that Florence! 🥺

      I hope she comes out OK.

  70. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    September 4, 2022 at 10:09 pm | #

    these are the worst best signs

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hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
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oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
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I may have to pin this
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btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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#relatable
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
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JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
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Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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