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May 12, 2026

Disparate

by David M Willis on September 6, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 6, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    aaaawwweeee how sweet 😍

    • Harmony
      Harmony
      September 6, 2022 at 11:24 am | #

      I ship them becoming like her later on.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 9, 2022 at 7:02 pm | #

      Artificute? Fabricute?

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 6, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    “so are you getting your drugs or not I’m not paid to do anything else”

    Joyce: *locks up at the idea of an actual IRL lesbian marriage*

  3. Electric
    Electric
    September 6, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh no now Joyce and Dotty have a lesbimom

    This will surely lead to shenanigans

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 6, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

      Or it would if lesbimom got their own tag.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        September 6, 2022 at 1:47 am | #

        It could be their name is a spoiler to be deployed later.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          September 6, 2022 at 4:47 am | #

          It’s Carole.

          What’s more, the girl on the poster could be either Carole’s daughter or a picture of Carole herself at a younger age. (The point being that the girl looks like Joyce with Carole’s nose.)

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 6, 2022 at 8:40 am | #

            I must admit, I do like the theory that her name is also Joyce.

      • Chuk
        Chuk
        September 6, 2022 at 6:44 pm | #

        Their name is right there on their nametag, it’s 🟪🟪🟪

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 6, 2022 at 4:30 am | #

      Leslie pouts with jealousy just off-camera.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 6, 2022 at 6:31 am | #

        Okay. Lesbigrandmom.

  4. Dara
    Dara
    September 6, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Every. Panel. a Delight.

  5. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 6, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    I am going to state without any irony that this is where Willis makes this a sci-fi comic again and the woman in question is, in fact, a time-traveling Joyce back from the future where she married Dorothy and has come here to stop herself from being embarrassed by the idea of heterosexual sex before marriage.

    Tell me I’m wrong!

    • Pinkie
      Pinkie
      September 6, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      Now that you mention it, Pharmacy Lady does kind of resemble Carol. In a non-awful way.

    • thakoru
      thakoru
      September 6, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      No, clearly this is Joyce’s mom from the nega-verse.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 6, 2022 at 4:31 am | #

        Mirror Universe Carol, not to be confused with Kelvin Timeline Carol.

    • Bladeglory
      Bladeglory
      September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      I cannot tell you that, because my first thought was that she looked like an older Joyce. This surely confirms your theory with no room for doubt.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 6, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

        Eh, she doesn’t have the eyes. Does look a lot like Carol though.

        • Bladeglory
          Bladeglory
          September 6, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

          Look, crazy stuff happens between Season 1 and Season 20 when you’re fighting Space Vampires.

        • James
          James
          September 6, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

          Contacts exist.

          Also my giant sausage fingers accidentally hit “flag” when I went to make this response, my apologies if that actually leads to anything

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            September 6, 2022 at 8:39 am | #

            Unless you’re button mashing the flag like it’s Sonic Unleashed in here, you don’t need to worry about consequences.

            • milu
              milu
              September 6, 2022 at 9:10 am | #

              You can’t even do that. Once you’ve flagged a comment once the button disappears

      • Twitcher
        Twitcher
        September 6, 2022 at 12:14 pm | #

        Maybe Carol’s cousin?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      The biggest problem with this theory is that mystery woman has dot eyes, as opposed to Joyce’s signature giant blue eyeballs. I’d say she could be wearing contact lenses to disguise herself, but I’m pretty sure no amount of hypothetical future character development would ever get Joyce to wear contacts, so…

      • OBBWG
        OBBWG
        September 6, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        The Pharmacy Lady’s glasses disguise her actual eye shape and color. Future tech and all that.

      • NullSet
        NullSet
        September 6, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

        the dot eyes represent a character’s inscrutability, so the necessary subterfuge of time travel forces them upon future Joyce

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 6, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

          Only Joyce and Dorothy listed in the tags. Time travel confirmed.

          • Puppeteer Nessus
            Puppeteer Nessus
            September 6, 2022 at 4:06 am | #

            Seconded. I noticed this as well; time travel is the only logical theory. The time travel programto-be will be funded by President Dorothy and researched by Scientist Becky.

            • Clif
              Clif
              September 6, 2022 at 8:47 am | #

              Also, Joyce has had dot eyes before when they were talking about the space vampire’s rooms. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/forbidden/

              • Cerusee
                Cerusee
                September 6, 2022 at 9:21 am | #

                Even her dot eyes are bright blue! I never noticed that.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Yeah, Dina will be the one to invent time travel and Joyce will call in a solid to do just that!

    • Tawdry Quirks
      Tawdry Quirks
      September 6, 2022 at 1:46 am | #

      Unless she’s had plastic surgery to get a new chin, definitely not time traveling Joyce.

      But pharmacist’s wife has got to look like an older version of Dorothy. I’m predicting her chin will look like the earlier Walkyverse strips with Dorothy (i.e. the pointier chin before the design change).

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      September 6, 2022 at 2:22 am | #

      The only character tags are “dorothy” and “joyce”. Confirmed!

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      September 6, 2022 at 3:02 am | #

      Maybe it is a baby made from both Joyce and Dorothy’s DNA from the future come back to the past to encourage her moms.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 6, 2022 at 3:02 pm | #

      She can’t be future Joyce, that woman’s chin and nose are different shapes than Joyce’s. Unless Joyce has something happen to her in the future that causes her chin and nose to change shape.

    • ThatMatt
      ThatMatt
      September 7, 2022 at 8:12 am | #

      On the right track, C.T. Phipps, but I think you need to take it a step further – this is Joyce and Joe’s daughter come back from the future after their inevitable divorce to set Joyce up to accept Dorothy as her true soulmate and, eventually, her wife and full life partner.

  6. Taigan
    Taigan
    September 6, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    The censored birth year still makes the strip starting in 2010 anachronistic. Crazy slinging timeline.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      no anachronisms in Comic Book Time

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      dumbing of age always takes place in the current year

      • Suet
        Suet
        September 6, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

        ah yes

        20XX

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          September 6, 2022 at 12:53 am | #

          Can’t see the alt text, is it a Mega Man or Melee reference?

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            September 6, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

            I don’t think either? 🤔

            • Suet
              Suet
              September 6, 2022 at 6:59 am | #

              Nothing but a turn of phrase.

              Like at least nobody’s asking these to prove they have gone past first base.

          • JBento
            JBento
            September 6, 2022 at 6:54 am | #

            Alt text: “Or some sort of facsimile”.

        • Rectilinear Propagation
          Rectilinear Propagation
          September 6, 2022 at 4:13 pm | #

          I can’t read 20XX without my brain immediately going into that song Mega Ran did for Mighty No. 9.

          “It’s 20XX! We’re living in the future now!”

      • fridge_logic
        fridge_logic
        September 6, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

        That’s not fair, you can’t do this to me. I was was once a peer of Joyce!

        https://tenor.com/search/you-cant-do-this-gifs

        • shellshockbp
          shellshockbp
          September 6, 2022 at 10:28 am | #

          she started college a year after me; now I’m 31 and she’s still 18.

          Hurts just a little bit.

          • Keulen
            Keulen
            September 6, 2022 at 3:05 pm | #

            Before DoA started, Walkyverse Joyce was probably older than me. Now I’m 33 and she’s still 18. Willis is making me feel old.

      • jackiedu46k
        jackiedu46k
        September 6, 2022 at 10:57 am | #

        Yeah well in the year 2105 this panel will really have aged poorly!

        • jackiedu46k
          jackiedu46k
          September 6, 2022 at 10:58 am | #

          wait no if its her birthdate itll take until like 2120…

  7. Caro
    Caro
    September 6, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    very clever with the censoring of a birthyear. painful that she was born on Hikago Day

  8. Ty34er
    Ty34er
    September 6, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    The pharmacist looks like Joyce’s great aunt

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      September 6, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      Its why I believe its FUTURE JOYCE.

      • powerpowerpow
        powerpowerpow
        September 6, 2022 at 1:24 am | #

        Pharmacy Lady isn’t tagged, it just says Joyce and Dorothy. Who knows.

  9. Electric
    Electric
    September 6, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Also here to point out that because of floating webcomic time, Joyce is now ten years younger than me despite starting college before me and I now have feelings about that.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 6, 2022 at 4:37 am | #

      Walkyverse Joyce was born in 1979, since that timeline was pinned to specific dates.

  10. Rose Red
    Rose Red
    September 6, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    … I know, sliding timescale and all, but it’s hard for me to grasp/accept that Joyce is no longer someone who was born in the 1990s.

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Only real 90s kids remember Joyce being a real 90s kid.

      • Stifyn Baker
        Stifyn Baker
        September 6, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

        Not quite. I remember that (been following this strip since it began) and I’m not a 90s kid. I’m a relic from the decade of disco!
        …which is why I still get a bit weirded out by things like my autocorrect deciding that when I typed ‘disco’, I really meant ‘discovery’. The age of discovery was long before even I was born…

        • Plain Marie
          Plain Marie
          September 6, 2022 at 5:49 am | #

          Hello, fellow relic!

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 6, 2022 at 8:53 am | #

            Age of Disco = Fellow Relic?

            You kids get off my lawn.

        • darkgloomie
          darkgloomie
          September 6, 2022 at 2:05 pm | #

          Could be Star Trek Discovery. In which case you’re a *checks date*… 2017 kid?

        • Twitcher
          Twitcher
          September 6, 2022 at 2:36 pm | #

          Mary was apparently my age, once. She bears a distinct resemblance to my sister, who has also become legitimately enraged at her coincidental resemblance to Charlotte from Penny and Aggie. My sister is an atheist. (She finds Joyce’s navigation of her new lack of faith both interesting and amusing.)

          • Bathymetheus
            Bathymetheus
            September 6, 2022 at 9:35 pm | #

            She finds her lack of faith amusing?

            … well, that’s good then. No force-choking.

  11. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    September 6, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    Ours is a simple tale I young peasant her a woman of Noble birth caught up in whirlwind romance though it threatens the alliance, as she was fated to marry a foreign princess we persevere as we prepare for the invetiable war between the kingdom and the empire…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 6, 2022 at 4:41 am | #

      Because of your Gravatar I couldn’t not read this in The Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From the Future’s voice, complete with echo, voiceover, and (somehow) smoke.

  12. Uly
    Uly
    September 6, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Pro tip from the family designated prescription picker upper: start a note in your phone using the notepad app. Carefully put everybody’s names in, in JUST THAT FORMAT – last, first, birthdate.

    Alternatively, print it out and laminate it. Point to names as necessary.

    This saves SO MUCH TIME in spelling and respelling and suddenly going “Oh, wait, no, that’s my birthday” or “Wrong kid, sorry, try this birthday instead”.

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      September 6, 2022 at 4:38 am | #

      Can confirm that being able to just show someone something with the name clearly printed on it always makes the person behind the counter happy.

  13. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 6, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Joyce should stop putting Dorothy on a pedestal. Joyce is totally within her league dating wise.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 6, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

      She seems to be describing Walky and Dorothy’s relationship, and she definitely doesn’t think Walky was in Dorothy’s league.
      But she did just say she was a mess last strip, so it could be both.

      • Lan
        Lan
        September 6, 2022 at 8:08 am | #

        Idk, I think, even discounting the hyper-religious upbringing instilling an incredible self-repulsion in her, Joyce’s self esteem is in absolute shambles, so it very much tracks that she doesn’t consider herself worthy of Dorothy. To your point though, I suspect nobody short of Jesus himself is in Dorothy’s league but he doesn’t exist anymore so Dorothy is doomed to presidential spinsterhood, I fear

        • Cerusee
          Cerusee
          September 6, 2022 at 8:50 am | #

          Per the punchline last panel (are you sure [you’d be lucky to date me]? I’m a friggin’ mess!) yeah agreed, while I do think she’s describing Dorothy and Walky here, she does also think genuinely think Dorothy would be way out of her league. She idolizes her, and she is currently grappling with just a shitton of insecurities about her self-identity, her worth as a person, and her place in a universe that she no longer believes contains a loving God.

          On kind of a side note, I do not love the constant refrain in the comments about how Joyce is so annoying that she doesn’t deserve her friends because like, fucking, if you wouldn’t want to be friends with this fictional character, okay, fine, but the sentiment that people struggling with their mental health don’t deserve help from the people in their life is…corrosive. People you love going through a health crisis deserve support even if they’re annoying about aspects of that health crisis, actually!

          • milu
            milu
            September 6, 2022 at 9:21 am | #

            Yeah, im not loving that either. its made even cringier by the fact that while everyone else is presumably fictional, Joyce is fairly autobiographical (it says so in the “read before posting” rubric, so i think its fair to expect commenters to know that).

            Like, be critical of the story all you want but maybe abstain from straight up insulting the author AND all of his loved ones?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 6, 2022 at 10:22 am | #

            It’s balanced out by the also constant refrain that her friends are awful to Joyce.

            I think a lot of it is the time scale. From our point of view we get weeks of Joyce freaking out about getting birth control (or whichever crisis). Or weeks of them nagging her about it. That would get old really fast, but from their point of view it’s a couple of days, most of which aren’t spent focused on it.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 6, 2022 at 12:48 pm | #

              This birth control stuff literally began yesterday for them iirc.

            • Cerusee
              Cerusee
              September 6, 2022 at 7:31 pm | #

              I mean, I guess if you’re framing this in terms of “which characters are THE WORST” yeah there’s probably an equal amount of bongoing, but that’s really not what I’m talking about. My feelings about whether, say, Sarah is taking a constructive approach to helping her frustrating and sometimes childishly stubborn roommate work through her issues (I certainly have thoughts, one of which is “ouch, she does have to live with this up close”) are entirely separate from my feelings about real people expressing some hellaciously ugly and ableist sentiments about who does or doesn’t deserve compassion and support during a crisis or even just generally during times of challenge and personal growth. Yeah yeah they’re all fictional characters and nothing we say or think about them can hurt them, but fiction is a means of communication and so is talking about fiction. I have been on both sides of “person struggling with health issues/mental health issues being a real pain in the ass about it” and I am very aware that the line of thought that goes “being sick/being the damaged person that I am is so awful no one wants to be around me/I’m only a burden on others/I don’t deserve to be helped” actively fucks you up SO MUCH WORSE. I’m not super jazzed to see so many people pretty much coming down on the side of “if a sick person can’t get better on their own, they’re weak” or “if you’re difficult or cranky or recalcitrant during your illness, fuck you, you don’t deserve to have people helping you”. These are shitty messages to be putting out into the world, and I do not think they are benign.

          • Joy
            Joy
            September 6, 2022 at 2:07 pm | #

            I agree completely, it’s not fun for me to read.

  14. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 6, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    This is very cute and I hope that this moment does not suddenly come up again later and cause new drama. That is a reasonable hope, right?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 6, 2022 at 5:34 pm | #

      And by “reasonable” I mean wildly misplaced hope.

  15. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    September 6, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    I like that Joyce went full Victorian street urchin on this one

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      September 6, 2022 at 1:45 am | #

      Well now I’m picturing Joyce as Jenny and Dorothy as Madame Vastra (which actually makes sense, aren’t all politicians basically lizard people?) and I’m ok with it.

  16. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    September 6, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce is a Time Lady confirmed

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 6, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    *wonders why nothing is coming out of the speakers*
    *opens an access panel*
    *pulls out a burned up circuit*

    I think I’ll have to order some new parts. Last time I did this it took six weeks.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      😗

    • Dara
      Dara
      September 6, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

      slams a vintage boom box onto the table, and hits play.

      • Dara
        Dara
        September 6, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

        (yes I know that’s better for her Sal crush but I already had it in the player)

  18. Suet
    Suet
    September 6, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Still her middle name? Yes? Maybe? Add in Yvette before Nicole, dunno…

    Jeepers, there’s three of them! And I am not keen(er) enough to examine Joyce’s body languages! And future!

  19. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 6, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    This woman doesn’t get a name despite looking like the lesbian version of Carol?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      So many character models to choose from for the pharmacist, and Willis picks one that looks like Carol?

      Hardly a coincidence if you ask me.

      • Spriteless Aunty
        Spriteless Aunty
        September 6, 2022 at 8:33 am | #

        To make Joyce as nervous as though her mother is watching her, perhaps

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      September 6, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

      I hope she’s called Carole.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 6, 2022 at 1:42 am | #

        She’s called Joyce. Quite a coincidence.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          September 6, 2022 at 1:57 am | #

          Joyce Jacqueline Jingleheimer Brown.

    • Lan
      Lan
      September 6, 2022 at 8:11 am | #

      Imagine if she turns out to be Joyce’s estranged aunt

  20. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    September 6, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    whoa Joyce has this fictional relationship all fanficced out already, doesn’t she?

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 6, 2022 at 12:41 am | #

      It’s basically Walky and Dorothy’s relationship.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 6, 2022 at 1:44 am | #

        It’s Julian Grey and her president’s relationship.

  21. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    September 6, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Is that Carols long lost twin sister of something?

  22. John
    John
    September 6, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    wow, look at her. it’s like joyce is looking into an old mirror

  23. Roe
    Roe
    September 6, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    No way Joyce is a Taurus lol

  24. huehuetotl
    huehuetotl
    September 6, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

    Waiting to see if time skips will get her to graduation before she will have been born after 2100.

  25. PASchaefer
    PASchaefer
    September 6, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    Next bonus strip vote: Pharmacist.

  26. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 6, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

    I love Joyce, but she really needs to learn, like, anything about the secular world if she’s going to learn so hard into her edgelord atheism.

    It’s cute that she thinks Dorothy is on this unobtainable level for her, just since, yeah, Dorothy’s cute and has a lot of attractive qualities, but Joyce has had Joe, Jacob, Walky (begrudgingly), etc, acknowledge she can be a real knockout. Joyce needs to give herself some credit.

    • brute
      brute
      September 6, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

      idk what that has to do with the secular world. she has body image issues. those exist everywhere, regardless of religion.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        September 6, 2022 at 3:36 am | #

        She does, but I’m more talking about the over-arching hangup about birth control pills and that it will make people think she’s a hussy, etc. Like, she’s no longer a fundie Christian, but her misconceptions brought on by that upbringing still lingers powerfully with her.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 6, 2022 at 7:36 am | #

          That kind of stuff doesn’t turn on a dime. It often takes years to break that kind of conditioning, if you ever do at all.

  27. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 6, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    Why the sudden change in alt-text? What’s so wrong with Nicole?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

      Joyce’s middle name being Nicole i mean.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        September 6, 2022 at 1:40 am | #

        I’m just assuming Willis came up with an alternate alt-text joke they liked better at the last minute. As for the Nicole thing, that was stated to be her middle name a few times back in the original continuity.

        • Yoder of Kansas
          Yoder of Kansas
          September 6, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

          What was the OG alt text?

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            September 6, 2022 at 5:15 am | #

            “Don’t step on the momeraths”

            • NickG
              NickG
              September 6, 2022 at 6:13 am | #

              Don’t want them to start outgrabing.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                September 6, 2022 at 8:43 am | #

                That’d be “outgribing”, would it not? “Outgrabe” is the past-tense, I think.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  September 6, 2022 at 9:01 am | #

                  Dunno. I’ll have to ask my outgribologist.

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            September 6, 2022 at 4:58 pm | #

            The original alt text was something like “is her middle name even still nicole? who knows”, but that probably isn’t word-for-word

  28. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    September 6, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    Shame if Joyce was born one day earlier she would be a Star Wars baby.

  29. Peter Lewerin
    Peter Lewerin
    September 6, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    At a flea market, a woman was selling articles of women’s clothing. When asked about sizes and such, she said “oh no, I don’t know, it’s my wife’s stuff”. That gave me HOPE.

  30. Jude Deluca
    Jude Deluca
    September 6, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

    Joyce: I’m poor, she’s rich, but we dance together anyway even though society frowns upon us.

  31. Johan
    Johan
    September 6, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    This strip is everything.

  32. Moon
    Moon
    September 6, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

    so she’s her silly rabbit?

    • Fay
      Fay
      September 6, 2022 at 5:54 am | #

      Her right hand arm man?

  33. Switchchris24
    Switchchris24
    September 6, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

    After she finally gets her Prescription she turns around to see her Father, Gay Brother, and Dorothy’s Parents, who become either confused or say Congratulates, saying they knew they were gay all along and are super happy for them. Joyce, being both super afraid of being caught in a Lie in public and by her family, decides to Double Down on the Lie and it gets super awkward, but because Dorothy loves Joyce as a friend and doesn’t want to humiliate Joyce, decides to just nod her head and go with it, planing to fake a break up later. But because Joyce’s awkward relationship with Lying and not wanting to sound Homophobic in ANY WAY, just keeps the lie going until she eventually finds out (or accepts) that she is Bisexual, Pan, or Dorothysexual, and actually falls in Love. Secretly Dorothy also falls in love with her but thinks Joyce is just continuing this to keep up the Lie. Eventually it all comes out and they live a happily ever after with each other in a SUPER GAY relationship as President and First Lady, demolishing the Power the Church has over the Government. Joyce, in a Panic over her past beliefs, almost tries to convince Dorothy to make Gay Marriage MANDATORY, but Dorothy talks her out of that thought. Eventually after Dorothy finishes her 8 years in office (because of course she would win both elections in a row), they spend the rest of their years with Joyce Publishing her story/Fanfiction, and Dorothy using her Money to Fund another 10 Seasons of her Favorite Cartoon, where she still invites Walky over to do Watch Parties every time a new Episode comes out.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      September 6, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      which gay brother would that be

      • Switchchris24
        Switchchris24
        September 6, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

        Oh, upon looking it up, I misunderstood something. The character im talking about I guess is actually Jocelyne, but they are still Presenting as Male the last time we saw her around her family.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 6, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      Only one correction on this. Joyce doesn’t have a gay brother we’ve seen (who knows what Jordan is?) but a trans sister named Jocelyne. Just important not to misgender the trans character.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 6, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        ^

      • Switchchris24
        Switchchris24
        September 6, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

        Yeah, I looked it up again after I saw the first reply, its been a while since they appeared so I mixed things up.

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          September 6, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

          She uses she/her pronouns, not they/them. I know it can feel inconsequential, and I’m assuming good faith, but a lot of people who don’t fully see trans women as women like to use “they/them” as a smokescreen.

          • Switchchris24
            Switchchris24
            September 6, 2022 at 12:46 am | #

            I have never heard of it as a Smokescreen, more so it being a pronoun that works for every person, as it doesn’t denote gender in most uses of it. My trans-fem friend I play D&D with uses it to talk about their female character all the time, and me not being Trans myself (just a Asexual/Panromantic guy), I base my language of the topic on what I have learned from them and the Trans youtubers I watch.
            Point being, I am fully accepting of all members of whatever gender they identify as, and will never purposefully misgender or deadname, however I am not omnipotent and will probably make mistakes, like the one I made a few minutes ago.

            • Imogen
              Imogen
              September 6, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

              I’m gonna sound harsh here because I want to lay this out pretty crisply and I’m sleepy, but just a quick disclaimer that I’m not mad or trying to attack you, I just want to get this info out there:

              Some trans women don’t mind “they/them”, and some do–especially when it’s used when “she/her” is readily available. Choosing to use “they/them” in place of “she/her” is still misgendering.

              Additionally, “the gender they identify as” is… I don’t know how to say this nicely. It’s a bad phrase and I wish it would die in cis parlance. I don’t identify as a woman, I am a woman. Do you see how the two phrasings imply different things about that gender identity?

              I’m not trying to jump on you, I’m genuinely just trying to do some good here and share some information. If I’m being unkind in conveying it, I apologize.

              • Switchchris24
                Switchchris24
                September 6, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

                I apologize for using a phrase that is not correct, as I said I will probably make many mistakes, as im not perfect. I’m honestly always trying my best to say the correct thing but words are constantly getting jumbled in my head and I often say the wrong thing on accident, social stuff has never really been my expertise. I am sorry if I have at all offended you in my misunderstanding on a situation.

            • Uly
              Uly
              September 6, 2022 at 2:15 am | #

              “They” does not work for every person. A specific person who uses a specific pronoun that is not they should not be referred to that way.

      • Tawdry Quirks
        Tawdry Quirks
        September 6, 2022 at 3:15 am | #

        If the pharmacist didn’t look to be at least Joyce’s parents’ age, I’d speculate that she might be Jordan.

  34. Imogen
    Imogen
    September 6, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

    okay I know we’re all talking about the year stuff and the ship stuff but what kind of pharmacist steps out from behind the counter

    • anon
      anon
      September 6, 2022 at 1:11 am | #

      i’d assume she was walking up to the counter/coming back from a lunch break or so b/c we didn’t reallly see anyone waiting at the counter/cashier area to begin with?

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        September 6, 2022 at 3:38 am | #

        That’d make sense, given they don’t appear to be around two strips ago.

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      September 6, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

      Got to stretch the ol’ walking sticks!

  35. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 6, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    Oh yeah I updated this btw.
    https://imgur.com/a/MRolX25 (NSFW)
    I’m not posting them as I finish them btw. More like I’m always staying 3 or so pages behind. I still need to think about how I’m gonna typeset it and junk.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

      Totes alright Yoto, this looks amazing! 😃

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 6, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

      I am eagerly awaiting the polished project.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      September 6, 2022 at 12:40 am | #

      These are so expressive! I really like trying to infer the dialogue. I don’t normally comment on your comics but they’re always a huge treat!

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      September 6, 2022 at 1:52 am | #

      Ooh, blanks! We can write our own dialogue!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 6, 2022 at 2:00 am | #

        Y’know what. I would love to see what people come up with. I’ll take y’all up on that offer :P.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 6, 2022 at 3:42 am | #

      Impressive!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 6, 2022 at 1:52 pm | #

      Typo in last panel of the last strip you lettered, “my” should be “me”.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 6, 2022 at 7:56 pm | #

        For “hand me my bra?” I think I wrote that right.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 6, 2022 at 10:05 pm | #

          Strip before, I think. “Don’t you dare tell my off …”

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            September 6, 2022 at 10:09 pm | #

            Oh no, I did fuck up! It’s ok cuz I’ve always actually hated the wording there. I’m probably gonna change that entire line of dialogue.

  36. Imogen
    Imogen
    September 6, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    I talk a lot about shipping these two, but I want to be clear here and now: Barring major changes in how Dorothy’s and Joyce’s dynamic works, I don’t really ship-ship them. I starboard-ship them. I want Joyce’s heart to break and Dina’s and Becky’s relationship to be thrust into Joyce-Jealousy-Related-Turmoil because I love awful beautiful sapphic drama. 🙂

    • Florence
      Florence
      September 6, 2022 at 5:35 am | #

      This, all of this!

      The idea that Joyce was into girls all along just not Becky is too good a twist to not happen.

      • Spriteless Aunty
        Spriteless Aunty
        September 6, 2022 at 9:27 am | #

        She’s like a sister to me!

  37. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    September 6, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

    [popcorn munching intensifies]

  38. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    September 6, 2022 at 12:38 am | #

    So am I the only one who noticed that Joyce’s description of her fictional relationship with Dorothy is basically her view of Dorothy and Walky’s relationship?
    Just me? Ok.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      September 6, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

      GOOD CATCH JESUS CHRIST

      idk what that MEANS but I’m sure it means SOMETHING

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 6, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

        Joyce and Walky are and have always been similar Their personalities are just tweaked enough in this universe that they only find the other very annoying, though, tolerating each other’s presence for Dorothy’s sake.

    • Cerusee
      Cerusee
      September 6, 2022 at 8:16 am | #

      I mean NOW it seems obvious.

      (Seriously, good catch!)

  39. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 6, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

    Oh dear. Dorothy is a godsend on this trip.

    And yay, confirmation her birthday is the same!

  40. shylar
    shylar
    September 6, 2022 at 12:40 am | #

    Crazy to think these kids used to be born in the 90’s when this comic started.

  41. Raen
    Raen
    September 6, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

    …the pharmacist looks REALLY familiar for some reason.

  42. Imogen
    Imogen
    September 6, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

    Okay, hot take time: I think it’s possible that Joyce’s pedestal-placing of Dorothy, her sense that she’s “not good enough”, has been probably in some small part encouraged by Dorothy’s unhealthy “I will put aside everything, even friend time, for the sake of the #grindset” habits? Like, it being made clear that Dorothy’s priority will always be her presidential dreams? Joyce truly believes in Dorothy, she believes Dorothy will make it, and by the same token she has come to believe that she isn’t more important to Dorothy than Dorothy’s impending greatness.

    This isn’t me saying “oooh it’s Dorothy’s fault”, just, like, an incomplete analysis of Joyce’s hero worship for Dorothy.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 6, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

      To be fair, I don’t think we’ve seen anyone Joyce does think is good enough for Dorothy.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 6, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

        It is a tall pedestal indeed that Dorothy has climbed in Joyce’s mind.

  43. Dean
    Dean
    September 6, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

    I assume that the pharmacist’s wife resembles Dorothy,but with blue eyes.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 6, 2022 at 9:12 am | #

      We don’t talk about the teleporter booth incident.

  44. Carms
    Carms
    September 6, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

    man sliding timescale when doa started she was a 19xx bby 0.0

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 6, 2022 at 1:00 am | #

      In 2010 she was two months older than me. Mind you, I didn’t start reading until 2014, but it was a weird realization concerning the sliding timeline.

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 6, 2022 at 1:01 am | #

      When the strip started gay marriage was illegal in Indiana.

  45. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 6, 2022 at 1:04 am | #

    Wives!

  46. Heather
    Heather
    September 6, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

    Tsk Dorothy. Not knowing Joyce’s middle name??

    (Does Joyce have one?)

    Honestly as a kid growing up I thought middle names were a neat option to choose from if you didn’t like your first one. I thought that was their express purpose because my mum did that. I thought they gave both me and my sister two because they were being generous.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      September 6, 2022 at 3:55 am | #

      Uh, yes. 😐 Different parents have different things in mind when they give middle names or don’t.

      • Cerusee
        Cerusee
        September 6, 2022 at 8:23 am | #

        My brother-in-law’s middle name is his father’s first name. All of his brothers share said middle name.

        His parents were FURIOUS when he got married and not only chose to hyphenate his last name with my sister’s (she also hyphenated), but dropped his middle name to save space. Like, a performative *audible gasp of horror* at the end of the ceremony when the minister introduced them by their new married names, even though he’d told them ahead of time he was changing his name.

  47. Florence
    Florence
    September 6, 2022 at 1:45 am | #

    This is a Joyce from a different universe here to guide Joyce to what makes her happy

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 6, 2022 at 1:49 am | #

      This is now my headcannon 😊

    • Grayfinity
      Grayfinity
      September 6, 2022 at 1:59 am | #

      Yessssss, I wanted to say that as soon as she appeared!

  48. Clif
    Clif
    September 6, 2022 at 1:49 am | #

    My wife is basically in charge of me and it works much better that way.

  49. Arianod
    Arianod
    September 6, 2022 at 2:21 am | #

    OK, but why is the pharmacist lady Future Joyce????

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 6, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

      We’re going to find out that this has been a slow-burn time travel story all along.

      • asmodai27
        asmodai27
        September 6, 2022 at 8:18 am | #

        All stories are slow burn time travel stories, though most of them always travel in the same direction…

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 6, 2022 at 9:15 am | #

      What characters do you think appear in the comic. Look at the tags.

  50. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 6, 2022 at 2:48 am | #

    oh lol

  51. Pocky
    Pocky
    September 6, 2022 at 2:54 am | #

    really fulfilling the heterosexual life-partners dream here

  52. anon
    anon
    September 6, 2022 at 3:09 am | #

    does joyce not have some kinda state id on her? even if she’s not old enough to drink, i’d assume she’d have some paperwork if she was allowed to drive her dad’s car back home

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 6, 2022 at 8:44 pm | #

      Your student ID is sufficient for voting, so it ought to work at the campus pharmacy.

  53. shanunu
    shanunu
    September 6, 2022 at 3:11 am | #

    2000 AND???? AND????????

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 6, 2022 at 4:28 am | #

      20X6. That’s why she’s always ready for A CHALLENGE!

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        September 6, 2022 at 11:17 pm | #

        ah, those were the days….

  54. Hazel
    Hazel
    September 6, 2022 at 3:12 am | #

    Look, the haircut is similar, but her chin and nose are completely different.

  55. Just another fun
    Just another fun
    September 6, 2022 at 3:33 am | #

    This strip should be under the definition of awkward in the dictionary.
    It’s a shame though ! I really thought Joyce was gonna ask Dorothy out or something …

  56. AGV
    AGV
    September 6, 2022 at 3:54 am | #

    This has to be one of the most overused jokes and it still made me laugh

    • milu
      milu
      September 6, 2022 at 6:32 am | #

      comedic beats are templates; it’s all about the execution.

  57. Squishy
    Squishy
    September 6, 2022 at 4:32 am | #

    Every panel of today’s strip is wonderful

  58. Bluesnake463
    Bluesnake463
    September 6, 2022 at 5:15 am | #

    Old lady pharmacy Joyce knows what’s up

  59. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 6, 2022 at 5:21 am | #

    I really hope that meeting this kind pharmacist will be important for Joyce’s future. Especially for her awareness of her feelings for Dorothy.

  60. milu
    milu
    September 6, 2022 at 5:38 am | #

    whew, that pharmacist bought it, then. catastrophe* averted

    (*being seen as a hussy by a complete stranger)

  61. thumb
    thumb
    September 6, 2022 at 5:53 am | #

    Went from “fake hussy” to “fake relationship”. To be fair, Joyce has way more experience playing up the latter.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 6, 2022 at 6:09 am | #

      May as well play to her strengths of lying about relationship stuff.

  62. Fay
    Fay
    September 6, 2022 at 5:57 am | #

    I like to think that in panel 4, when Joyce is stammering, she’s trying to come up with a fake name and birthdate to go along with their story, entirely missing the point of why the pharmacist would need that.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 6, 2022 at 6:10 am | #

      Are we sure it’s not just her being awkward and forgetting all the information in her brain the second somebody asks her a question she wasn’t ready for?

      • Cerusee
        Cerusee
        September 6, 2022 at 8:25 am | #

        It’s definitely that, but the other thing is much funnier.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 6, 2022 at 4:34 pm | #

      I know we have the sliding timescale, which explains why Joyce’s remark covers the last two numerals of the year … but have we ever been told, as canon, that Joyce’s b’day is in May?

  63. Liliet
    Liliet
    September 6, 2022 at 6:18 am | #

    God I love this

    • Joy
      Joy
      September 6, 2022 at 12:15 pm | #

      Me too :3

  64. milu
    milu
    September 6, 2022 at 6:29 am | #

    also, “we met on the beach” XD

    “we live in the same dorm” was plausible, Joyce?

    or do you feel that would make it sound all too “casual”. not marriage-adjacent enough.

    like, “we’re a match made in heaven, it was love at first sight, well except, ok why would someone so together as her would be with a neurotic mess like me, i know you’re wondering. well i, uh, make her laugh?? (at me????) …why are you not laughing Dorothy”

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 6, 2022 at 7:57 am | #

      She’s describing Walky and Dorothy’s relationship, and the beach is where Dorothy realized she found Walky attractive (she said something about him being sculpted from caramel).

      • milu
        milu
        September 6, 2022 at 9:07 am | #

        Oh right i’d forgotten about that. Makes sense, thanks!

  65. Brian
    Brian
    September 6, 2022 at 7:37 am | #

    Dorothy has the patience of a saint, I swear to god. Lesser people would’ve left Joyce to her own neuroses and never look back.

    • Cerusee
      Cerusee
      September 6, 2022 at 8:30 am | #

      I mean, they are..friends… Dorothy knows what Joyce is like, and she likes her anyway. Joyce has many sterling qualities and she’s a kind, generous, and fun friend; Dorothy accepts Joyce’s neuroses and insecurities as part of the package. If she didn’t, they would not have developed a close friendship to begin with.

      • milu
        milu
        September 6, 2022 at 9:06 am | #

        Yeah, its not like Joyce ever hid her neuroses and hang-ups =)

        Also Dorothy is a fixer. I’m sure part of her is gratified to be able to help Joyce, and within bounds that’s not unhealthy. Joyce is clearly working hard on herself to become a more autonomous person, which is pretty much the central theme of DoA.

        • Cerusee
          Cerusee
          September 6, 2022 at 9:32 am | #

          Joyce’s relentless drive for self-improvement is one of her best qualities, honestly! She is always trying to be a better version of herself, even though (in her mind) she’s recently had all the rules for how to be a good person changed on her.

          And I think you nailed it on Dorothy being a fixer. I have a friend like that, and it’s just…a basic personality trait. She gets a lot out of being that ultra-supportive person for her friends, and she’s also pretty good about keeping it in bounds, for her own sake, and other people’s. There’s a place in the world for that.

    • tunasammich
      tunasammich
      September 6, 2022 at 11:38 am | #

      Really? I don’t feel like this is that big of a deal. I’d totally help one of my friends with something like this if they were like Joyce, perhaps with some gentle ribbing

  66. Kim
    Kim
    September 6, 2022 at 8:03 am | #

    I know the alt-text denies it, but in my head-canon I find it pretty interesting to me that Joyce was named after The Johannine Comma ^^

  67. Some Ed
    Some Ed
    September 6, 2022 at 9:14 am | #

    I know how the last name, first name paradigm works with middle names. Clearly her first name is actually Comma and Joyce is her middle name. So Joyce made at least one good decision in her life and chose to go with her middle name, rather than that bully-magnet first name.

  68. nothri
    nothri
    September 6, 2022 at 9:43 am | #

    Well isn’t that odd. I can’t seem to make out the year of Joyce’s date of birth. How strange. Its almost as if someone, somehow wants to avoid giving us a firm date for when this is all taking place.

    Nah, probably just overthinking things.

  69. Zee
    Zee
    September 6, 2022 at 10:42 am | #

    Holy s*** when this comic started I was in college, and nobody there’s birthday started with 20**. Time is a b***

  70. Violet
    Violet
    September 6, 2022 at 11:28 am | #

    Still looking forwards to all of these kids reaching out to therapy. It’s a little sad to me that Ruth has gotten pills to become happier, but there wasn’t mention to my knowledge of her getting therapy alongside it like there usually would be in situations like her’s that involve suicide attempts. Granted the time skip opens the door to all the characters have gotten at least some kind of therapy during that period. Its possible therapy as a story plot is just hard to capture as a comic compared to using experiences like this series to show the character’s headspace working through their issues on their own.

    I could see a funny gag where an alt-universe human head alien is their therapist. I feel like it would be ironic for the villain of It’s Walky to actually be really good at therapy due to his ability to keep track of everyone’s mental state and understand the problems everyone is currently going through;

    • Joy
      Joy
      September 6, 2022 at 12:25 pm | #

      “All I know is that the therapists here aren’t very good,” according to Walky. [Citation 1]

      Also Jennifer canonically “got therapy,” and it improved her outlook on life and emotional stability! [Citation 2]

    • StClair
      StClair
      September 6, 2022 at 12:27 pm | #

      Actual (good) therapy might lead to these characters becoming healthier, more educated and less stupid ignorant… which would eliminate most of what drives this comic.

      As has been said many times before, it’s not called Smarting of Age.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 6, 2022 at 12:59 pm | #

      Ruth did have therapy. Jennifer has said she went too. Dorothy sees one semi-regularly to try to keep on top of herself. Walky went, apparently and did not find the school therapists helpful. Sal actively dislikes therapists and would prefer to confide in friends. Joyce probably has some cultural hangups about secular therapists but still considers them authority figures. Sarah’s willing to at least recommend them to people, and Roz has cards for some sort of sexual assault support service which probably includes therapy. Not sure on anyone else.

    • Ari
      Ari
      September 6, 2022 at 3:44 pm | #

      Therapy is very helpful for some people and not helpful at all or actively harmful for others, like any other fucking medical treatment. There are positives and negatives and things that can go right and things that can go wrong. My best friend probably had her life saved by therapy and is not particularly interested in or in need of medication. My life has been greatly improved by access to psych meds (which is not “getting pills to become happier”) and I’ve only had useless or cartoonishly bad experiences with therapy. This is not a sad thing. This is happy! I identified a thing that helped me and a thing that hurt me and leaned into the former while backing out of the latter! Mental health is complicated and not everyone needs to manage their problems in the same fucking way!

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 6, 2022 at 5:13 pm | #

        Seconding this. Taylor Tomlinson’s bit on her bipolar medication and the line “They don’t care if you die, so maybe fuck those people,” in regards to anyone who disparages medication or whatever someone does to help themselves get better is going through my mind right now.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 6, 2022 at 5:15 pm | #

      Seriously, this comment is extremely gross. When your friends take pain medication for a broken bone, do you give them grief for not “walking it off,” too? Or are you just ableist towards mentally ill people?

  71. Jd winnfield
    Jd winnfield
    September 6, 2022 at 12:09 pm | #

    It’s now my head canon that Joyce is a time traveler and the pharmacist confirms this by having Joyce’s face just older and they do eventually figure out they like women and marry one

  72. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 6, 2022 at 1:10 pm | #

    Unrelated to the comic itself but I’m loving those anniversary banners.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      September 6, 2022 at 5:33 pm | #

      Oh, that’s cool! I never look at the banners, how long have these been a thing?

  73. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 6, 2022 at 2:49 pm | #

    She looks a little like them so… daughter from the future coming to make sure the moms stay together? XD

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 6, 2022 at 7:32 pm | #

      Unless this actively gets contradicted somehow, I’m putting that in my personal canon

  74. Kazuma Taichi
    Kazuma Taichi
    September 6, 2022 at 3:14 pm | #

    See Joyce? Lesbimom has the same haircut as you and thus is a literary shorthand to let you know that you’re at least bicurious

  75. Alex
    Alex
    September 6, 2022 at 3:52 pm | #

    This is really cute.

  76. Devin
    Devin
    September 6, 2022 at 7:27 pm | #

    I’ve been coming back and re-reading this strip all day today because it’s just so dang endearing all the way around.

  77. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    September 7, 2022 at 2:33 pm | #

    Man, Willis is going to really regret showing that Joyce was born in this century once his buffer extends to 2153.

  78. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 8, 2022 at 4:13 pm | #

    Kinda wishing I had thought of that comma thing when my kids were born, might have managed to get the wife to sign off on it.

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
Dumbing of Age: "Arch-nemmy" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
I don’t know who needs to see this beyond 99% of users here
It’s a screenshot of the dictionary definition of “rhetorical question”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Me if I ever see Tony Hawk: Hey you’re Tony Hawk the famous skateboarder. That’s right I recognise you. Won’t be able to get any content out of this will you, you piece of shit
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
This is never going away, is it.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Ordered a TFOne Megatronus card from overseas and it came with some other random cards as packing thanks for the super high Squidward
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Sean Kelley McKeever @seanmckeever.com ⋅ 20h
How to read all 28 issues of my Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane run on Marvel Unlimited: 1: The first four issues were published as the miniseries "Mary Jane." www.marvel.com/comics/serie...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
www.ebay.com/itm/23610614... selling my stege shockwave
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Dorothy!
dorothy in a dark purple collared shirt and her usual black vest, with cuffed pants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
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Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
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Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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