Wallace Foster, a young, bright-eyed human social worker, has his entire world view rocked when he's suddenly relocated into a city primarily inhabited by monsters.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Kochab
Sarah Webb
A YA F/F fantasy comic about Sonya, a lost skier trying to survive a snowy wilderness and find her way back to her village; and Kyra - a fire spirit trying to fix the home that she let fall apart around her.
Godslave
Meaghan Carter
Edith has been thrown into the dangerous world of modern-day Egyptian mythology. Fighting monsters and dealing with family drama of godly proportions.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Tigress Queen
Allison Shaw
A barbarian warlord and a pampered prince try to avoid a marriage alliance that could end decades of violence.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
Caramel Corn
Potchimew
Sarah is the only human left in a world full of mythical creatures and monsters. All she wants to do is live a quiet life, but everything changes when she meets her guardian angel, Jacob.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
The Automan's Daughter
Mike Stamm
Aisha Osman and her uncle Siddig outwit bikers, spies and kidnappers while gearing up for a showdown with the formidable Widowmaker mecha.
Kiwi Blitz
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
Steffi thinks she can use her kiwi mech to become a superhero. This idea turns out to be very stupid.
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
Cassiopeia Quinn
Gunwild, Psudonym
A cute, pantsless thief is pursued across the stars by a buttoned-up military officer in the spacey, laser-filled future.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Cut Time
Juby
Rel and her trusty avian friend Fugue are on a quest to save a world that's lost track of time. Follow them and their new recruits, in a story written with help from the stars.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Lilith's Word
inkPangur
If you had the power to make any wish come true using just one word, what would you say?
Goodbye to Halos
Valerie Halla
Cuddles, gay flirting, weird feelings, and magic-fueled knife fights - it's an adventure across the queer multiverse!
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Widdershins
Kate Ashwin
A series of light-hearted Victorian-era adventure stories featuring grumpy bounty hunters, accidental thiefkings, and more, in England's magical capital city Widdershins!
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Fireweeds Moors
Gato Iberico
A cat-headed man and a girl with a sandwich hankering accidentally end up in a myth-infused country where magic chalices are a really big thing.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Paranatural
Zack Morrison
Superpowered middle schoolers fight evil spirits in their rural hometown. Come for the jokes, stay for the cast, the creatures, and the mystery that ties them all together!
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Astral Aves
Moon Cabal
A fantasy coming-of-age following the adventures of Astra The Black and friends, as they navigate the mysterious world around them. It's politics, adventure, and the supernatural; oh, and crazy hair.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Star Impact
Jack McGee
A young, energetic woman fights her way up in the world of super-powered boxing after discovering the mighty gloves of her missing idol!
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
The End
August Brown, Cory Brown
Two aliens crash a sci-fi convention and accidentally take seven nerds on an adventure that spans the galaxy!
Alice and the Nightmare
Misha Krivanek
Alice finally attends University to learn to collect the dreams of humans, meet new friends, and deal with a pesky reflection along the way.
This is Not Fiction
Nicole Mannino
What do you do when the person you're in-love with is an anonymous romance novelist? Get your best friend to hire your worst enemy for help!
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Love Not Found
Gina Biggs
Abeille is on a quest to find someone who wants to do it the old-fashioned way in a time when touching has become outdated.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
BOOKMARK Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
BUFFER WATCH
Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:
I just caught up on like a week’s comics because my rss feed is being weird (also I forget it exists), and I was feeling so happy about the awesomeness here until I saw this comment noooo don’t take things away, that’s what Wildbow is for.
I don’t know how often Joe plays games, but I’d still bet on you. If it were me, I would be betting on Joe. Despite 250 hours of me using Link, fighting my amiibos, practicing moves/basics, and studying the weaknesses of every character, I still suck at smash bros.
Honestly Kirby’s aerials are all really good. It’s just his specials that are holding him back. They’re all slow and they don’t deal enough damage to justify it.
Yeah but even his good aerials belie a worse problem. That being he’s much too slow. If he was even a little faster he probably wouldn’t struggle so much. As it is he also just gets hard countered by anyone with a sword. Which is like 1/3 of the cast.
Since he is alone, he’s cooling it down with some “Seasons After Fall”.
If Danny had been there, he’d been playing Bayonetta, or one of the many visual novels that Switch now has, because apparently somebody at Nintendo is a horndog, and decided to open up the gates for those games.
I think they’re trying to summon the ghost of femslash past to make this storyline end with Joyce and Dorothy walking hand-in-hand into the spirit world for a nice vacation together.
It’s not happening tomorrow. At the very least we’ll need a minimum of 3 pages of conversation before they decide to sail the ship. Best case scenario.
She’s a stand user, obviously. Hamon takes a lot of training and martial arts and is linked to Eastern mysticism she would either A. Be forbidden from learning or B. Not believe in. But anyone who has the willpower to sustain it can develop a stand, regardless of their desire to master it.
Are you fucking—oh my GOD Willis if this is a deliberate visual callback—I have no idea if that’s meant to be foreshadowing of Joe shutting Joyce down again “for her own good” or because it’s the same encounter but this time it’s going to go differently. I SUPPOSE WE WON’T REALLY KNOW FOR SEVERAL DAYS WILL WE.
A hearty and very well-earned thank you to all the people who have been frantically smashing their Joe and Joyce magnets face first into each other for literally YEARS now, your perseverance is about to, at the very moment of it finally paying off, be crushed in a brutal and hilarious way by Willis, our cruel and dark master.
Oh my god the close ups. Even if the ship-ship doesn’t sail quite yet, I really want a Joe and Joyce to just hang out more. Like, I will be thrilled beyond belief if they go get pizza and it doesn’t even occur to either of them to call it a date because actual friends.
And then an extended thing of ‘but aren’t you two dating?’ ‘No! We’re just together constantly as friends and he smells good shut up’
This seems much more likely than an actual ship sail. But you know what? I’d fucking take it! The attraction is still there and you can be friends with someone first before you decide to move to dating. Happens all the time! It’s often healthy! And more than anything else, I want Joe and Joyce to be *healthy* when they hook up. That’s the only version of them that has a chance of lasting.
Their expressions are so wholesome. Makes me think this is gonna hurt! Yes, I’ve got the butterflies, but I’m so not ready for this ship to sail and IDK if either of them are either.
I’m betting either it comes up and things get super weird and awkward, or it’s somehow avoided but they actually have a pleasant interaction. And uh….. Kinda hoping for the latter. Do i want this to progress slower than it already has been?? Uh…. Maybe???
I really hope they will have a looooong and friendly chat between good friends that maybe wants to be more than friends, maybe no. They both are feeling really low recently and really need a nice moment of peace. But of course, this could become awkward very easily.
Now kiss? Please. At the rate this strip is plotted, a kiss for Valentine’s Day would be moving fast. They’ll be smashing in Amber’s fanfic much sooner.
I’m predicting some time in the future they go on another date with swapped intentions from their first (Joe: wants to try for a relationship, Joyce: wants to bang, both: have just barely admitted it to themselves and somehow are enacting while their brains try to shut it all down) and then a third date 40 years from now (real time) where they are ready for/interested in both a relationship and banging each other and then cut away to everyone else’s stories until the end of the comic. Rule of threes, third date’s where the magic happens, Lucy confirmed: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/chill/
Joe?
Decent?
*head a splode*
Well, that’s a…switch.
So’s Joe.
He he
YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Joe, soon:
BACK OFF BABY
Absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong with this interaction and I unreservedly endorse it.
Yet another instance where the avatar matches the message perfectly.
@ Alt Text:
**raises hand**
I’m not.
Same. Alt text doesn’t speak for me.
I’m joining the “more shirtless Joe” club, thanks.
(that being said, it IS more fun if Joyce is the one to remove his shirt)
Damnable artists on the internet alt-texting webcomics is no basis for a system of government.
He’s not my type, but his nudity does not bother me in the slightest.
Likewise. In fact with the current setup, I’m rather expecting to seesome shirtless Joe as a necessity of getting what I really want.
This.
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS HOLD HANDS KISS KISS KISS SNUGGLE SMOOCH KISS MAKE OUT TOUCH MOUTHS KISS KISS KISS.
Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!
It’s weird to think I’ve been waiting for this possibility for literally almost 20 years.
Lee Greenwood, finally.
My first instinct when seeing “Lee Greenwood” was asking “how the hell does ‘God Bless the USA’ fit here?”
What, no pizza? Joyce needs more education.
She fixes the cable?
Spoilers!
So news from the future here
Speak for yourself Alt Text I wanna see more naked Joe.
Hmm. Feels like this is going to be a pretty important conversation, good or bad.
NOW GET INDECENT
The Willis has giveth. Boy do I not want to see what the Willis is about to taketh away.
Giveth: Joeyce.
Taketh: Dorothy had just come around to trying a relationship with Joyce, thus all the extra attention recently.
Well you could just stop reading the webcomic as of today…
…. you won’t, but you could…
Maybe it’s all just a plot to make me explode with cuteness?
please dont. You can never get the glitter from cuteness explosions out the carpet
it’s true, can attest.
I just caught up on like a week’s comics because my rss feed is being weird (also I forget it exists), and I was feeling so happy about the awesomeness here until I saw this comment
noooo don’t take things away, that’s what Wildbow is for.
Off topic I’m willing to be my bottom dollar that I could probably Fuck Joe up at Smash bros.
This comment was rendered much funnier by the formatting on my browser putting the line break directly after “Joe”.
Oh gosh, yes, fully agreed thakoru.
“With enough Lube, anything’s possible.”
He’s playing switch is in the comic, it counts as on-topic.
I don’t know how often Joe plays games, but I’d still bet on you. If it were me, I would be betting on Joe. Despite 250 hours of me using Link, fighting my amiibos, practicing moves/basics, and studying the weaknesses of every character, I still suck at smash bros.
Haha I’m a kirby main cuz I’m a masochist apparently.
Honestly Kirby’s aerials are all really good. It’s just his specials that are holding him back. They’re all slow and they don’t deal enough damage to justify it.
Yeah but even his good aerials belie a worse problem. That being he’s much too slow. If he was even a little faster he probably wouldn’t struggle so much. As it is he also just gets hard countered by anyone with a sword. Which is like 1/3 of the cast.
i was a jigglypuff main back in the Melee days. I’m definitely a masochist
Will this be the moment the ship sets sail? Can this possibly work with their respective neuroses? I need answers but all I have are questions.
Calling it: Joe’s going to chicken out and not say anything. … possibly literally run away.
Are we talking “break the panel” scamper off?
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/chubby/
If he wasn’t decent though things would be moving so much faster!
Joe you know what you need to do. You can’t risk her being killed by your enemies. Remember your promise to George Stacy!
Almost impressive that ghost cop-dad wasn’t the dumbest thing in those movies.
Joe you stop that, I want to squee over cute stuff, not worry about your self esteem!
IT’S HAPPENING
I predict Joe will shut it down to protect her from his evil Joeness.
I agree. 12 years ago, who would have thought it possible?
It’s all happening…!!!
These two are goddamn adorbs.
But what game was Joe playing? That’s what *really* matters here.
Since he is alone, he’s cooling it down with some “Seasons After Fall”.
If Danny had been there, he’d been playing Bayonetta, or one of the many visual novels that Switch now has, because apparently somebody at Nintendo is a horndog, and decided to open up the gates for those games.
Correction: He’d be playing The First Tree.
Hard to keep track of which fox games are released on which platforms.
We popping the BIGGEST bottles when joeyce happens tomorrow
Ah, trying to jinx it?
I think they’re trying to summon the ghost of femslash past to make this storyline end with Joyce and Dorothy walking hand-in-hand into the spirit world for a nice vacation together.
The only thing that Korra scene needed was a Big Damn Kiss at the end, and I’m still mad we didn’t get it.
yeah.
she-ra delivered, though
Sounds like time for a scene change.
It’s not happening tomorrow. At the very least we’ll need a minimum of 3 pages of conversation before they decide to sail the ship. Best case scenario.
Aw, that’s wholesome as fuck.
Amber later cashes in that debt for Joe and Joyce’s first born son, thus fulfilling her fantasy of having her very own Robin.
Cool. Hopefully neither one screws this up.
BTW taking bets on who gets to a slipshine first: Danny/Sal or Joe/Joyce?
Danny/Sal.
Danny/Sal are literally About To Do It, JoJo has just begun their Bizarre Adventure.
“Joyce…How long have you had this star-shaped birthmark on the back of your shoulder?”
You know what, it’s time to ask the REAL questions: Would Joyce practice Hamon, or have a Stand?
(If she has a Stand, I think 「Faith No More」would be a decently cheesy but badass name.)
She’s a stand user, obviously. Hamon takes a lot of training and martial arts and is linked to Eastern mysticism she would either A. Be forbidden from learning or B. Not believe in. But anyone who has the willpower to sustain it can develop a stand, regardless of their desire to master it.
i really like Joe ‘s color scheme here. purples and teals don’t get to hang out together enough.
I’m doing all I can but I am only one guy!
Wait.
Villain colors!
RUN AWAY JOYCE!
You know what, it’s time to ask the REAL questions: Would Joyce practice Hamon, or have a Stand?
(If she has a Stand, I think 「Faith No More」would be a decently cheesy but badass name.)
God dammit this was in reply to Smallmoon up above. How did it end up here. I am not good with computer. 🫠
I’m just impressed Amber timed that text perfectly
No wonder I didn’t understand it. I thought that was Joyce texting. Didn’t make sense.
Amber kicks ass she hath prevailed
I now want to see Joe in a hooded vest and Joyce in a Hawaiian Tshirt…. for science!
NOW K I S S
Wait no, this is cute as fuck though??? This is good.
JOE: “I… I don’t want to destroy you…”
JOYCE: ” … Destroy me… DESTROY MEEE!!”
*a virtual cookie to the one who finds the original strip
I got you
http://www.itswalky.com/comic/well-never-be-lonely-again/
And is that the same purple shirt he’s wearing there?
Very close to it. And teal underneath. Great catch.
Are you fucking—oh my GOD Willis if this is a deliberate visual callback—I have no idea if that’s meant to be foreshadowing of Joe shutting Joyce down again “for her own good” or because it’s the same encounter but this time it’s going to go differently. I SUPPOSE WE WON’T REALLY KNOW FOR SEVERAL DAYS WILL WE.
The power of Willis to remember all scenes and parts of his comics, to use it as a storyline is awesome/scary/nerdy.
Decent? I’d say he’s *smokin’*!
No, that’s Sal. … and Meredith. … and Asher.
NOW
KISS 
Speak for yourself alt-text, I demand more undressed Joe.
*assumes control of the Hacked Muzak, for once*
This one is for our two adorable kids in the strip and everyone who ships ‘em.
You. I appreciate you.
sis is sissing right
By my math, Amber completely reneged on their agreement by tossing Joe’s anxiety straight into his face.
… I’m not complaining, but it still doesn’t seem like she’s honoring the sibling contract.
Hmm, that may be true…..
Maybe, but at the very least it’s been done with good intentions. Might have bad results, but I wouldn’t give Amber much flak for this.
A hearty and very well-earned thank you to all the people who have been frantically smashing their Joe and Joyce magnets face first into each other for literally YEARS now, your perseverance is about to, at the very moment of it finally paying off, be crushed in a brutal and hilarious way by Willis, our cruel and dark master.
My comment looks like it didn’t go through so just so y’all know, it was a repetition of:
“Please let this go well”
NOW BANG.
Joyce seems… oddly large. Is this just a symbolic representation of how she looms in Joe’s mind? (And also Joe’s pants.)
Perspective, and shadow, and he isn’t that large, the top of her head is above his chin. But… also…
… waitaminute…
Fact 1: Amber wants a relationship in which she destroys the other party.
Fact 2: Amber wants to experience her sexual relationships vicariously through the people around her having relationships.
Fact 3: Joe is afraid of destroying Joyce.
…. yeah, I don’t think Amber’s motives are pure here.
She hates herself but I don’t think she hates other people that much.
Oh my god the close ups. Even if the ship-ship doesn’t sail quite yet, I really want a Joe and Joyce to just hang out more. Like, I will be thrilled beyond belief if they go get pizza and it doesn’t even occur to either of them to call it a date because actual friends.
And then an extended thing of ‘but aren’t you two dating?’ ‘No! We’re just together constantly as friends and he smells good shut up’
I would love this outcome tbh. Slow, actually-kinda-healthy burn, baybee
This seems much more likely than an actual ship sail. But you know what? I’d fucking take it! The attraction is still there and you can be friends with someone first before you decide to move to dating. Happens all the time! It’s often healthy! And more than anything else, I want Joe and Joyce to be *healthy* when they hook up. That’s the only version of them that has a chance of lasting.
Their expressions are so wholesome. Makes me think this is gonna hurt! Yes, I’ve got the butterflies, but I’m so not ready for this ship to sail and IDK if either of them are either.
I’m betting either it comes up and things get super weird and awkward, or it’s somehow avoided but they actually have a pleasant interaction. And uh….. Kinda hoping for the latter. Do i want this to progress slower than it already has been?? Uh…. Maybe???
‘yes, we’re all happy Joe is wearing clothes’
I’m not.
In some alternate verse, Joe answers the door naked and Joyce, suddenly overcome with desire, just falls into his arms. Cue porno music.
In another alternate verse, he and Squad 48 were all sharing a bedsheet.
That didn’t work out well.
Oh, it’s too cute.
I really hope they will have a looooong and friendly chat between good friends that maybe wants to be more than friends, maybe no. They both are feeling really low recently and really need a nice moment of peace. But of course, this could become awkward very easily.
Oh this strip has so much “A big step forward” energy.
Yeah, they gonna be together, eventually…
THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG. THUMPASPRUNG.
Someone get Joe an IV of orange juice, stat.
I don’t know what the future holds but a wholesome moment is a treasure
The last two panels are framed like a horror movie lmao.
I ship iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt
NOW KISS
This strip has two of my favorite things: Joyce/Joe interaction, and Joe and Amber’s sibling dynamic.
Now kiss? Please. At the rate this strip is plotted, a kiss for Valentine’s Day would be moving fast. They’ll be smashing in Amber’s fanfic much sooner.
Excuse me, but have you seen the sort of relationship strips Willis prefers doing on Valentine’s Day?
I’m just gonna sit down with some popcorn and watch this play out: join me if you wish.
I’d like this to go well, but I know Willis has many ways of making this turn out badly. I don’t want to get my hopes up.
i never thought i’d want this pairing so much !!!
I’m going to blow a fucking gasket. I can’t trust this, I want it so badly but Willis will invariably taketh away.
But regardless I love any moment where they interact so hopefully it’s just nice?!
this one confused me for a while cause I thought Joyce was saying Joe owed her
In my headcanon, Joe’s playing Tunic.
Attention, Joeyce is go! All hands on deck, this is not a drill! Probably!
oh my god this is happening
I’m predicting some time in the future they go on another date with swapped intentions from their first (Joe: wants to try for a relationship, Joyce: wants to bang, both: have just barely admitted it to themselves and somehow are enacting while their brains try to shut it all down) and then a third date 40 years from now (real time) where they are ready for/interested in both a relationship and banging each other and then cut away to everyone else’s stories until the end of the comic. Rule of threes, third date’s where the magic happens, Lucy confirmed: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/chill/
The ship is setting sail!