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At least it’s not his femurs. He needs those to live.
But do they need knees?
It wouldn’t be so bad if they knead knees.
Knees and rolling pins do not mix.
B-but that’s how you make brown-knees
I thought that’s how you make black and blue knees.
I thought brownies were made from fairy dust, chocolate bun-knees, and marinara sauce.
I’d say they mix a little too well…
Less of a mix and more of a break.
Mmmmm… Kit kat bars…
Mmmmmmm Orang-Utan Fingers.
I wonder if Danny could lease Ruth. At least until he meets Amazi-Girl again.
But what if Dorothy *is* Amazi-Girl? “Oh! The humanity!”
I’m starting to think it would be hilarious if (someone believed that) Ruth was Amazigirl.
I am I the only one who sees it?
Or will it be a demotivational poster about taking arrows to knees?!
Albert Sydney Johnston took a bullet to the knee at the battle of shiloh and bleed to death.
I’m serious.
Well, he surely ain’t an adventure like you no more.
Worse, it will be a link to tubgirl dot com.
I just am going to imagine it’s a webcomic about a girl who was bitten by a radio-active bath tub
Not exactly…
(If you haven’t seen it, you are much better off)
I have only heard about it second-hand, but I’m told that if your first reaction is “She’s still wearing socks”, then you’re completely desensitized to the internet.
Bearing this in mind, I doubt even Danny could be that cruel.
Lets just say that it is a shitty, bloated site and leave it at that.
Cute avatar today (well, they all are), who is it this time?
This time, the grav is Jane Foster from The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.
WTF is it with exs and knees?
Maybe these exs are from the Mafia.
I’m sure Dorothy isn’t Amber’s dad.
I know! It’s supposed to be exes and ohs that go together. Sheesh!
I’ve made my ex go oh before. But now I need someone else to B mine.
R U sad 2 C your X go?
Also bees and knees. Although that may not be much of an improvement, come to think of it.
perhaps he will have several jpgs of knees being broken.
Perhaps it will be several pages of broken links. He will forever be left to wonder if, behind them, there lurk jpegs of broken knees…
The broken links are a metaphor. A metaphor for the body part linking the thigh to the shin.
Dorothy’s old news now. It’s onto Amazi-girl for Danny!
The question is, if he finds out that Amazi-girl is Sal will he want to date her more or less.
Since Sal’s not wearing glasses that could be a deal breaker.
He’ll date Sal. Because since she’s walky’s twin, she too, is sculptpted in caramel
Ah yes, delicious female caramel… PSL alert!
In theory, that’d mean Danny and Dorothy just broke up and hooked up with…physically the same people
I can sense a scene coming on where Dorothy sees Danny with Sal and walks away with a shocked expression like Joyce’s after discovering Dorothy being an atheist.
Hey nothing wrong with dabbling in the dark meat. I personally endorse it, especially considering my personal bais.
Yeah thats right ladies, I too am sculpted in carmel. Although my caramels been “melting” recently cause I haven’t running like I was last cemester.
DAMN YOU 19 UNITS + JOB!!!!!
If Walky and Sal are caramel, does that make Danny nougat?
I was thinking more like that white creamy filling like in a cadbury egg
That’s fondant.
Hey watch the dirty talk!
j/k I Googled it
DANNY VS. WALKY
THEIR CONFLICT WILL LEVEL MOUNTAINS
AND BY MOUNTAINS
YOU MEAN ANTHILLS
AND THEN BOTH SIDES WILL BE LIKE AW POOP WHAT HAVE WE DONE
It will look something like this geek fight.
or this
o3o i hope i did this right
Yes… yes you did.
Oh my God panel one gives me all the goofy squees.
It’s pretty cool that he was able to earn respect from someone who would be considered an “alpha male”, so to speak. I would say that this situation is an overall “win” for Walky.
Because Walky is a mastermind. We can only pray he never turns his talents to evil.
Walky/Joe OTP!
So she’s actually dating him now? Is that what’s going on? I ask because if she meant for this to just be something casual I don’t think it would warrant an actual discussion with Danny and if she is planning on entering a new relationship about a week and a half after dumping Danny…yeah…that’s going to be a fun talk. Poor Danny. I mean I know he’s into Amazigirl now but that’s still going to hurt like hell.
Especially after making such a huge deal about how she needs less distractions in college and the fact that Walky has no goals, unlike danny, and pretty much breezes through life with little to no incentive or ambition. except for mcnuggets and pajama jeans.
Yeah that’s why I just don’t see Dorothy/Walky lasting very long. Once the initial rush of attraction wears off he really doesn’t seem like Dorothy’s type at all. He screams rebound to me which is why I don’t see any reason for Dorothy to actually talk about this with Danny. Give it sometime and then if it seems like it’s going somewhere maybe have a talk about it but the break up wounds haven’t even started to heal so why hurt the poor guy all over again? He didn’t feel the need to run off and tell her about his brief hook up with Billie although I’m sure that will come up now.
Walky will dump Dorothy, actually, when he gets the Rhodes Scholarship he didn’t even apply for.
No, when he gets the scholarship she applied to.
If I recall, the main reason Dorothy broke it off with Danny is because he lacked ambition of his own and simply followed Dorothy to Indiana. She just didn’t want to string him along anymore. Danny also made the mistake of implying Dorothy’s ambition to get into Yale was “just a phase”.
Walky on the other hand came to Indiana on, more or less, his own accord (and yes, his parents wanted him to). Sure he doesn’t have an exact idea of what he wants to do, but keep in mind Walky isn’t downplaying Dorothy’s ambition. That and they seem to share more common interests than Dorothy did with Danny, or so we can assume.
Point is, from my perspective, Walky isn’t some radical change from Danny and sure the relationship might not last. But Walky is more respecting to Dorothy’s life goals. I think his friendliness and shared hobby is just a bonus.
I don’t know what Dorothy considers their “status” to be at this point (perhaps we will find out), but she doesn’t strike me as someone who will date casually, at least not without it becoming more serious. Then again, I don’t have much to go on here, and so I could be mistaken. It’s just a feeling I get.
With regard to Walky having no direction or incentive in life, well, the incentive part may have just changed. And he isn’t stupid; if he learns how to apply himself when it comes to a specific goal, he probably has no limits.
Which is what I’m still trying to figure out. You could kind of explain away Walky’s amazing skills without any real practice or effort in That’s Walky because of the whole Alien thing.
This universe, that never happened. So somehow Walky never studies but is a genius, and never works out/is constantly eating junk food and yet has Adonis Abs. So either Walky is That Guy Everyone Hates, or something else is up.
Meh, I never studied and was a genius. It happens.
(The abs thing, though…well, at least I managed to magically stay [i]thin[/i]. Until college. And nowadays…let us not speak of it.)
Based on my brilliant tag work there, it’s a good thing I put the genius thing in the past tense…
But look at Dorothy in that last panel. That is the look of my loving mother catching me with spaghetti all over my face.
Last week.
When Joe fist bumps you, your phone’s contact list suddenly includes 20 more eligible females.
Joe’s fists have bluetooth?
No, that just happens.
He’s got a contagious Fonz virus.
Which means that anything he taps will light up.
And there is no cure for it. Just like Disco Fever. Those poor, poor disco dancers…
I’ve lost many a friend and family memebers to the Disco Inferno. It truly is a sad way to go.
I imagine the sound of Mario picking up a coin.
Unless whomever he fist-bumps is a hot girl, then up pops the magic mushroom.
Bleep-bloop.
A Danny vs. Walky (sans superpowers) fight would be the most hilarious thing ever. Like watching an MMA cage match between a Care Bear and a Popple.
Then Ruth shows up and kills them both.
or like a battle between two wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Due to a release of toxic waste into our warehouse, we are now overrun with carnivorous WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MEN and we’re passing the impending zombie apocalyse on to YOOOOUUUUUUUU
But neither popples nor care bears have sculpted caramel abs …
Dorothy doesn’t seem very worried about a potential altercation between Danny and Walky, given her expression in the last panel. And to be honest, I don’t think that a fight between those two would be anything to cause concern; neither one of them has shown barely a shred of violent tendencies in this comic, at least thus far.
Which will make it all the more hilarious when they break out the kung-fu/parkour/matrix combo and start fighting all over the campus, walls and ceiling included.
*gasp* the most dreaded of GIFs
…and now I’m picturing a Twelfth Night-style “fight” where both participants are terrified of the other.
I would like to take this time to cordially ask that someone make an animated gif of Danny breaking Wally’s knees
And the gif would be too big so it wont process quickly enough to animate smoothly. Oh NO!
And it will be such pixilated bad quality! But JUST good enough to tell that knees are being broken
Why feel sorry for Danny? He’s got Amazi Girl. At least in his own mind he does.
no he doesn’t. if he paid attention he could have amber, but, man, amber is no amazi-girl.
When Walky put it that way, I just imagined Danny being a badass troll.
No Walky. Your knees will be broken by someone using your femurs to break them before punching you in the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCE!
with their penis.
and it all began over a nickle.
Which she got from Mike because the someone breaking your knees is YOUR MOM!
Butts
He is going to send him a link to a geocities site centered on breaking people’s knees.
You guys sure love your puns, huh? I love how for half the strips, the comments themselves are just as enjoyable as the comic.
What can I say … Willis seems to attract this particular kind of readership. And Plasma Mongoose as well ^_-
Should be pretty easy to tell Danny. “You were looking for something serious and longterm, I’m not, and neither is Walky. He just wants to smooch and hang out and that’s what I want right now”
Dotty’s smile is TOO FUCKING ADORABLE
Joyce seems to have calmed down a bit. Perhaps Joe’s presence is like a cold shower to her.
Considering she screamed at him last time they came near each other it’s a step up toward them being friends.
Does it say something that I’m laughing harder at everyone’s comments than I am at the current comic?
“I NEED MY KNEES TO LIVE!”
And at this moment, Joyce fell desperately in love with him.
It’s just a gif, Walky, there’s no eed to get so…
*glasses pull*
…animated.
Okay, good enough.
Here you go.
Beware the sternly worded email!
Dorothy dumped Danny for a dumb guy with a better body. What a slut.
Walky’s not dumb. He’s just impulsive and lazy.
Dorothy didn’t know that when she went after him, though. She was *trying* for a dumb guy with a better body. Even if she failed that has to count for something.
She dumped a guy who wanted a very different type of relationship from her for one that wanted the same type she wants. How dare she look for someone she isn’t going to hurt by leaving when she goes through with her life plans.
Dorothy didn’t dump Danny for anyone. She broke up with Danny before she even met Walky.
I love how adorable Walky is in his fear of knee breaking.
“Aw poop?” Look at you, Walky. All chiding Joyce for using the phrase “smart-butt,” and then you turn around and go “aw poop.”
hey, those are- some gosh darn offensive words.
“At least I still believe in justice!”
is joe missing his left eyebrow? or just arching it…i cant tell…
I think the whole Walky having nice abs despite being generally lazy and eating tons of junk food is that he likes to rough house/ play fight a lot. In the walkyverse it was mentioned that as kids Walky would often wrestle with Beef and Billy, I imagine he does the same thing now with Sal and Billy.
‘I Understimated you, little dude. Kudos.’
Now i may not be the most literate person in the world. But my spell checker is telling me that it’s spelt Underestimated. Not Understimated.
Dont know if its done on purpose or was just a minor error. Just happens to be what i notice when i look at it now.
Man, look at that first panel. Willis has drawn the Peanutsest Walky.
Peanutsy, Peanutser, Peanutsest. I can see that entering the language. You have to really pronounce the “ts” though.
Good grief.
Well done!
You hold it, and I’ll run along and kick it!
[Unfunny overused “Arrow to the Knee” joke]
This is so ridiculous. No one’s going to break his knees.
It’s Joyce’s MLP collection that’s in trouble.
(Because reasons)
Animated gifs … this was a long time ago, wasn’t it!
That’s a very Charlie Brown face in the 3rd panel.
I want to see the vengeful delinquent Danny as imagined by Walky.
So Joe’s what, eight and a half feet tall? Dorothy only comes up to his waist. o.0
I’m pretty sure Walky could take Danny.
Although I’m not sure how much “repressed berserker fury” got preserved in the universe shift.