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by David M Willis on September 4, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Saturday's All Right for Slighting
└ Tags: dexter, dorothy, joyce, monkey master, walky

Discussion (191) ¬

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  1. SkepticJ
    SkepticJ
    September 4, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Dispute resolved.

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      September 4, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      The next two comics could very well be “Climax” and “Resolution”.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 4, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

        What about “Premature”?

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          September 4, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

          There certainly is nothing about Walky that is “mature”, so…

          • Resne
            Resne
            September 4, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

            Some may call it premature, I just call it ecstasy.

            • David Herbert
              David Herbert
              September 4, 2012 at 2:24 am | #

              I wear a rubber at all times.

              It’s a necessity.

              • Luke
                Luke
                September 4, 2012 at 3:36 am | #

                Gravitar… Comment… Confusing and somehow appropriate.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                September 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm | #

                Must make emptying your bladder very interesting.

            • Christopher S
              Christopher S
              September 4, 2012 at 9:15 am | #

              More like SEXstacy… Amirite?! guys? ….guys? I’ll show myself out.

              • XMD
                XMD
                September 4, 2012 at 9:40 am | #

                With her penis.

  2. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Bow chick wow wow!!!!!!

  3. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Fuck those pants!

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      I mean, uh

      • LuckyStar7
        LuckyStar7
        September 4, 2012 at 9:40 pm | #

        FUCK PANTS IN GENERAL

        • LaurelRaven
          LaurelRaven
          September 5, 2012 at 1:56 am | #

          FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF PANTS!!!

          • DaJoshMaster
            DaJoshMaster
            November 20, 2012 at 8:54 am | #

            I for one welcome our new trouser overlords.

    • ArkhamTexan
      ArkhamTexan
      September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      Wash those pants!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      I think she’s after what’s inside them.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        September 4, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        Idk… the door looks like it’s still open.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 4, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          She’s a gambler.

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          September 4, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

          Compare panel 3 to 4. Dorothy closed the door, then ordered Walky to take off the pants.

          • Wonder Wig
            Wonder Wig
            September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

            You’re right. *throws doubts out the window* Stuff’s about to get real.

            • Nee Hou
              Nee Hou
              September 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm | #

              Doubts? Just throw the pants out the window.

          • AAPLAYER
            AAPLAYER
            September 4, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

            with his penis

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        September 4, 2012 at 2:57 am | #

        Yeah, and it’s way easier to pick pockets once the pants aren’t being worn.

  4. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    AAAAAAND…. back to square one

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      Nono…. this is just about to be resolved.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 4, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    So, I think it is now obvious who wears the pants in this relationship.

    • ArkhamTexan
      ArkhamTexan
      September 4, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      In a second, nobody.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      September 4, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      Dorothy definitely does. On her head, with nothing else on.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      noone.

    • derick
      derick
      September 4, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      Not for long.

  6. Gundi
    Gundi
    September 4, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Ahahahahahaha! Just… ahahahahaha.

  7. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 4, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    I think having Dexter and Monkey Master glaring over my bed might give me performance anxiety.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      September 4, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      Fortunately, that is rarely a problem for a woman, and Walky actually enjoys their illicit attention.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      September 4, 2012 at 4:16 am | #

      Can’t be worse than Roadblock.

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 4, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    I like where this is heading, but I bet that Joyce will end up cock-blocking them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      Joyce Brown: Proffessional Cock-Blocker.

      • Gundi
        Gundi
        September 4, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Don’t want those roosters getting out.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 4, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

          I wonder if roosters are into hen-tai.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            September 4, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

            They’re in it for the Bukakle-doodle doo.

          • Zuche
            Zuche
            September 4, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

            Fowl play, you two. Not that I intend to egg you on.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              September 4, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

              looks like you need to learn the pecking order around here.

              • Luke
                Luke
                September 4, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

                … Mister Popo?

                • Aeonitus
                  Aeonitus
                  September 4, 2012 at 2:10 am | #

                  I actually had to take a break from scrolling down to stop laughing. Well done, ladies and gents.

                • Kelly
                  Kelly
                  September 4, 2012 at 2:19 am | #

                  Hahaha! Well played, sir!

                • Cavemano727
                  Cavemano727
                  September 4, 2012 at 2:50 am | #

                  Arrrr…

                • Thisguy
                  Thisguy
                  September 4, 2012 at 8:02 am | #

                  It goes you. The DIRT. The worms that crawl in the dirt. Kami. Then Popo. Any questions?

                • Luke
                  Luke
                  September 4, 2012 at 9:21 am | #

                  You forgot the most important part. His STOOL.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  September 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm | #

                  One of the best comment chains ever.

            • Nee Hou
              Nee Hou
              September 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm | #

              Well, you know, birds of a feather…um, flock together!

      • Mrelegos
        Mrelegos
        September 4, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Misread that last word. Major doubletake.

    • Rex Hondo
      Rex Hondo
      September 4, 2012 at 2:44 am | #

      If somepony tries to cock block, show them that you (cock) rock!

      • Armchair Warrior
        Armchair Warrior
        September 4, 2012 at 12:01 pm | #

        +1 good sir or madam.
        +1 indeed.

      • Boom
        Boom
        September 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm | #

        Is that like pop rocks? Should you avoid getting cola on it?

        • Rex Hondo
          Rex Hondo
          September 4, 2012 at 7:40 pm | #

          Depends on what you’re into, I suppose. The carbonation could be… interesting, I suppose.

      • LuckyStar7
        LuckyStar7
        September 4, 2012 at 9:42 pm | #

        Now you pay Mike/Iron Will what you OWE Mike/Iron Will!!
        A nickel!!

    • Boom
      Boom
      September 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm | #

      Pre-marital hanky panky!!!

  9. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 4, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Well, that escalated quickly.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      Don’t worry, it’s about to descend.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        September 4, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Horizontally.

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          September 4, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

          Like a rocket.

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            September 4, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

            Just a curb-side prophet
            With a hand in my pocket
            And I’m waiting for my rocket to come…

  10. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 4, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    The look on Walky’s face is just priceless.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 4, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      What’s best about it is just how few lines it took Willis to accomplish it….

  11. Kschenke
    Kschenke
    September 4, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Walky, your face in the last panel is brilliant. Go get ‘er.

  12. Croaxleigh
    Croaxleigh
    September 4, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    WALKERTON FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE DO WHAT SHE SAYS.

    (also lock the door)

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 4, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s not everyday when a girl asks a guy to take off his pants.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 4, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

        Clearly you haven’t seen my pants. They’re on fire.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 4, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

          That’s because you’re smoking hot. *rimshot*

          • LuckyStar7
            LuckyStar7
            September 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm | #

            YUP.

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          September 4, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

          Liar.

          • Jeff K!
            Jeff K!
            September 4, 2012 at 12:20 pm | #

            *slow clap*
            What you did there, I see it.

          • Jeff K!
            Jeff K!
            September 4, 2012 at 12:20 pm | #

            *slow clap*
            What you did there, I see it.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 4, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

          Is it hanging from a telephone wire?

    • Petre Pan
      Petre Pan
      September 4, 2012 at 2:20 pm | #

      See, I think that would show really, really spineless self-worth and low self-esteem for him to do as she says. She just stood there smiling while her best friend abused him.

      “You aren’t gettin’ any sweet caramel Heath-bar unless you respect the pants.”

  13. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    September 4, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    I CALL BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 4, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      I CALL BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 4, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        I CALL DARK MAGICIAN IN ATTACK MODE!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 4, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

          YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD, MIRROR FORCE!

          • Osaru Sensei
            Osaru Sensei
            September 4, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

            IN AMERICA!

            • Luke
              Luke
              September 4, 2012 at 3:29 am | #

              Bloody ‘Arpoon!

            • Thisguy
              Thisguy
              September 4, 2012 at 8:04 am | #

              Gravatar-comment combo. It somehow…. Feels right.

        • Heimdallw32
          Heimdallw32
          September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

          I CALL NEGATE ATTACK.

          • Heimdallw32
            Heimdallw32
            September 4, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

            Derp, typed slower than Aizat.

  14. Splash*Boogie
    Splash*Boogie
    September 4, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    AWWWWWW YEAH.

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 4, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    PJ jeans: Chicks just want to rip those babies off ya.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Trees: People just want to rip your babies off of ya.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        Unless you’re a tree from Evil Dead.

      • Khrene
        Khrene
        September 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm | #

        For a second I thought that was a terrible dead baby joke…

    • Ryan Balis
      Ryan Balis
      September 4, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      GIVE ME TEN!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 4, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        HUNDRED PUSH UPS! WITH THESE CINDER-BLOCKS ON YOUR BACK! WHILE I BREAK IT WITH MY BARE HAND! WHILE I PLAY THIS PIANO WITH MY BARE FEET!

        • Aeonitus
          Aeonitus
          September 4, 2012 at 2:12 am | #

          KEEP PUSHING!

  16. GenericScreenName101
    GenericScreenName101
    September 4, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    And here I thought she didn’t like Walky wearing those pants…..wait…..Is this is why she didn’t want him wearing those pants in public?

    • Effie
      Effie
      September 4, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

      She was afraid that the sheer animal magnetism of walky in pajama jeans would force her to do something uncouth in public. It is Dorothy’s secret shame that she has an overwhelming pajama jean fetish.

      • Luke
        Luke
        September 4, 2012 at 1:45 am | #

        Then why would she want him to remove them?

        • Cavemano727
          Cavemano727
          September 4, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

          Aye me hearty, it be a tricky fetish for sure

        • Effie
          Effie
          September 4, 2012 at 10:15 am | #

          Elementary, my dear Luke! If he keeps the pants on, they can’t have hanky panky goin on.

          • Luke
            Luke
            September 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm | #

            … God, that’s creepy.

            Why do they need to be completely off? Pull ’em down about a foot and there you go.

            • Effie
              Effie
              September 4, 2012 at 2:37 pm | #

              Fair enough

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm | #

          Because the fetish is with the pants, not him.

  17. SLTE
    SLTE
    September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    Reeeeeally can’t help but wonder if she’s planning a prank of some kind.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

      I hope not. Most pranks involving a lack of pants are going too far.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        September 4, 2012 at 1:19 am | #

        Yeah. That would be way too mean.

  18. Uncle Rylon
    Uncle Rylon
    September 4, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    I was looking at the poster on the wall and thinking “Dexter should be the name of the giant monkey.”

    Clearly, I’m focusing on the wrong thing.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      September 4, 2012 at 2:28 am | #

      He’s an ape.

      Oblig. TV Tropes: Insistent Terminology You’re welcome.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        September 4, 2012 at 2:35 am | #

        what the? I know I typed that link right, but it ate the href=””

        try again: Insistent Terminology

        • Uncle Rylon
          Uncle Rylon
          September 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm | #

          Why are apes so sensitive about that? It’s not like I get offended when people call me grizzly bear. Oh wait, that never happens.

          Because they know I’ll just eat them.

  19. Sam
    Sam
    September 4, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    The comedic stylings of David Willis, everybody! He’ll be here all week.

  20. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    September 4, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

    Hooray for a fun anf proactive solution!

    • TacosForever
      TacosForever
      September 4, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

      This should be their permanent solution. If Dorothy doesn’t like how Walky dresses, he’ll just be naked all the time!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      September 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm | #

      A provocative solution!

  21. TacosForever
    TacosForever
    September 4, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

    Well, I guess Dorothy went into caramel withdrawal and is now making up for lost time. Whew.

    • TacosForever
      TacosForever
      September 4, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

      YESSS, I’M GALASSO! I WILL RULE THE INTERNET!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

      Caramel is very addicting.

  22. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    September 4, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

    I call looking into things too far! She’ll take the pants to clean them, as he’s been wearing them for a few days and they’re dirty. Dorothy will compromise that he can wear them IF they’re clean!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      by that logic Walky will be naked for the rest of the comic.

      • Pyr05
        Pyr05
        September 4, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

        Then it shall be so. IT. SHALL. BE. SO.

        • Spazman
          Spazman
          September 4, 2012 at 5:42 am | #

          SO SAY WE ALL!

          • That Oracle
            That Oracle
            September 4, 2012 at 10:16 am | #

            EXCELSIOR!

          • LuckyStar7
            LuckyStar7
            September 4, 2012 at 9:48 pm | #

            WE ALL SHALL BE NAKED IN THE NAME OF WALKY.

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 4, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

    “While we solve a clothing related dispute, what the are you wearing?”

    • That Oracle
      That Oracle
      September 4, 2012 at 10:18 am | #

      Yeah, Walky, the question we all want answered: Boxers or briefs?

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        September 5, 2012 at 12:04 pm | #

        Are you kidding? With pants that comfortable, you go commando.

  24. Bickendan
    Bickendan
    September 4, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

    IT’S A TRAP!

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 4, 2012 at 3:09 am | #

      Probably. She said she’ll be back in a few minutes. That’s not enough time for anything good to happen without Joyce getting suspicious and interrupting.

      Project the Pajama Jeans Walky! They’re what she’s really after!

  25. Not an elf
    Not an elf
    September 4, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

    Joyce’s eyes third panel yesterday and first today, utterly terrifying!

  26. Froatbite
    Froatbite
    September 4, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

    Oh please let life imitate art.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 4, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

      …You want Willis to take his pants off?

      • Usayasha
        Usayasha
        September 4, 2012 at 1:26 am | #

        Don’t we all?

        • Luke
          Luke
          September 4, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

          Says the doorknob sock.

          • Cavemano727
            Cavemano727
            September 4, 2012 at 2:45 am | #

            Arrrr… that be a good joke me hearty

            • Luke
              Luke
              September 4, 2012 at 3:25 am | #

              Do I smell a stalker? I’m fairly certain my nose doesn’t lie, it didn’t when it told me about the yelling-anger-pants fight…

              • Cavemano727
                Cavemano727
                September 4, 2012 at 9:27 pm | #

                Arrrr… scum buckets, foiled again

                • Luke
                  Luke
                  September 4, 2012 at 9:52 pm | #

                  … Have you had a stroke recently? Or some sort of extremely traumatic even.

                • Cave
                  Cave
                  October 3, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

                  Aye, I slept wit your mudder

                • Cave
                  Cave
                  October 3, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

                  Aye, I slept wit your mutter

  27. Alex
    Alex
    September 4, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

    “Now hand me that Doritos taco shell.”

    • Effie
      Effie
      September 4, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

      kinky

    • LuckyStar7
      LuckyStar7
      September 4, 2012 at 9:55 pm | #

      I thought it was Nachitos.

  28. MR C
    MR C
    September 4, 2012 at 12:52 am | #

    atta girl

  29. Effie
    Effie
    September 4, 2012 at 12:54 am | #

    I wonder if Joyce’s pre-marital hanky-panky senses are gonna be a-tinglin soon…
    My sensors indicate yes

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 1:02 am | #

      She’s in a college campus. She would be constantly tingling if that were true.

      • Effie
        Effie
        September 4, 2012 at 1:04 am | #

        maybe that’s why she’s been so sassy lately. Cause there is a constant tingling sensation in her head from all the hanky panky goin on.

        • Luke
          Luke
          September 4, 2012 at 1:48 am | #

          … How are you so certain the tingling is his her head?

          • Cavemano727
            Cavemano727
            September 4, 2012 at 2:48 am | #

            Arrrr… a suggestive thought for sure, me hearty.
            Though ye be having a typo… arrrr…

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              September 4, 2012 at 3:02 am | #

              wait about 15 days and your speech pattern will be much appreciated.

              • Cavemano727
                Cavemano727
                September 4, 2012 at 9:25 pm | #

                Duly noted, me hearty

            • Luke
              Luke
              September 4, 2012 at 3:21 am | #

              … Shit. There should be an ‘in’ There somewhere.

  30. Nobbidy
    Nobbidy
    September 4, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

    I can only see this going in one of two ways…
    or maybe threeways.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm | #

      Or perhaps sideways.

  31. sun tzu
    sun tzu
    September 4, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

    Dorothy, if you are SERIOUSLY going to build your relationship on this – on Joyce bullying Walky into doing what you want because he “isn’t good enough” – then I’m going to be EXTREMELY disappointed in you.
    BLEH.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 4, 2012 at 1:30 am | #

      truly a word of wisdom which will make it into your next book,
      Sun Tzu: Art of Love.

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        September 4, 2012 at 5:55 am | #

        I once went into a weird little tirade about how the principles of The Art of War could be applied towards building relationships, and when everyone was staring at me like I was crazy, I handily reminded them that love is a battlefield.

        • Thisguy
          Thisguy
          September 4, 2012 at 8:10 am | #

          Love IS a battlefield. You cannot hesitate even a moment in love. Because if you do, the Roman Gladiator rushing you is just gonna behead you.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm | #

          Well, Pat certainly thought so.

          • HMRC4EVR
            HMRC4EVR
            September 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm | #

            I’m a child of the 80’s and I got that right away.

            Not sure if that’s a GOOD thing or not though…

        • Nobbidy
          Nobbidy
          September 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm | #

          Woah, that is pretty deep, bro.

  32. Doomdarts
    Doomdarts
    September 4, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

    Hang on. So Dorothy went from being pissed at Walky to wanting to have sex with him? Am I missing something here, besides the obvious?

    • Krashthemystro
      Krashthemystro
      September 4, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

      Believe it or not this is an extremely comon thing in relationships. Some couples even use lil spats as fore play.

    • kagato23
      kagato23
      September 4, 2012 at 8:13 am | #

      He broke up with her… and she just got a blunt lesson that Joyce will not be able to give her her monkey fixings.

      So he provides monkey fix and caramel sexy fix… she knows what she must do. And it’s not dump him again.

  33. McManus
    McManus
    September 4, 2012 at 1:43 am | #

    SHE WANTS THE DICK.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      September 4, 2012 at 7:18 am | #

      She wawnts to weach out and gwab his deick… AND PULL IT TOWAWDS HER!

  34. Nexev
    Nexev
    September 4, 2012 at 2:14 am | #

    Well the pants won’t get dirty.

  35. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    September 4, 2012 at 2:28 am | #

    Is Walky Spider-Man? He has one of his inexplicable superpowers…

  36. ktern
    ktern
    September 4, 2012 at 2:47 am | #

    a few minutes, eh? someone’s got low expectations

    • Scot
      Scot
      September 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm | #

      it might only be a few seconds. don’t forget he WAS in the middle of polishing his knob when joyce busted in.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        September 4, 2012 at 10:49 pm | #

        I’m pretty sure he was just startled by loud and furious knocking at his door. Joyce pounding your door down to tell you what scum you are is sure to startle just about anybody doing just about anything.

  37. Raoullefere
    Raoullefere
    September 4, 2012 at 3:26 am | #

    See, here’s why I could never get past a certain point in my relationships back in college; I’d have said “No.”

    • CeilDeAlta
      CeilDeAlta
      September 4, 2012 at 9:00 am | #

      It’s what I would have done.

  38. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    September 4, 2012 at 6:23 am | #

    Geez I’m starting to feel like Daisy right now, everyone’s getting laid but me!

  39. Arturo
    Arturo
    September 4, 2012 at 6:30 am | #

    I like Dorothy’s reconciliation methods. We should send her to the Middle East.

  40. tahrey
    tahrey
    September 4, 2012 at 6:52 am | #

    FINALLY.

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      September 4, 2012 at 6:53 am | #

      Wait what. I’m Dotty now? But I don’t wanna boink Walky … it’s not right… waaaah!

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        September 4, 2012 at 7:08 am | #

        But he’s sculplted of caramel!!

        • LuckyStar7
          LuckyStar7
          September 4, 2012 at 9:53 pm | #

          OMG HOLY SWEET TWO DOROTHYS <3 <3 <3

          • Luke
            Luke
            September 4, 2012 at 10:42 pm | #

            Can I have one?

  41. Bill
    Bill
    September 4, 2012 at 7:08 am | #

    YIKES!!

  42. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    September 4, 2012 at 7:11 am | #

    Now that’s more like it! 😀

    sorry Joyce but…swing and a miss
    better luck next time!!!

  43. CWR
    CWR
    September 4, 2012 at 8:12 am | #

    Last panel she’s pointing at her chosen pocket monster…

  44. CWR
    CWR
    September 4, 2012 at 8:17 am | #

    Dorothy used Perverse Affection! It was Super Effective!

    • LuckyStar7
      LuckyStar7
      September 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm | #

      Joyce uses PMHP Radar! It went off the charts!

  45. That Oracle
    That Oracle
    September 4, 2012 at 10:11 am | #

    Dorothy’s been watching Milk Money.

  46. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm | #

    Technically, she can come back in like, half an hour to an hour, and say, “I never said exactly how long I was going to be.”

  47. mouseanderson
    mouseanderson
    September 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm | #

    As probably the oldest (and geekiest) person who reads this strip let me sum up Walky’s thought process: Uhhhhhhhhhh, Duuuuuh, Wha!…..ok.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm | #

      You might be surprised at the age of some of the readers here. As for the geekiest, that depends on many factors.

  48. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm | #

    “NOW! PANTS OFF!”

  49. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    September 4, 2012 at 10:48 pm | #

    And there is someone here who is not geeky?

  50. penguintruth
    penguintruth
    September 4, 2012 at 11:43 pm | #

    No, Walky, protect your pride and kick her out.

    Then you can hold your head up high… and masturbate, alone.

    • Luke
      Luke
      September 4, 2012 at 11:48 pm | #

      Your gravitar confuses me.

  51. Sarah
    Sarah
    September 5, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

    I want it to be tomorrow so badly so I can find out what haaaaaappens!!

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