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by David M Willis on November 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits
└ Tags: dorothy, mike

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  1. DaJoshMaster
    DaJoshMaster
    November 19, 2012 at 4:52 am | #

    Oh Mike… you so perfect!

  2. Citizen Egg
    Citizen Egg
    November 19, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

    In assuming that something was “wrong” with Danny instead of inferring that Dorothy “screwed it up”, that has to be the nicest thing Mike’s ever said to her.

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      November 19, 2012 at 11:06 am | #

      He was fishing.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 19, 2012 at 1:43 pm | #

        …and he caught one THIS BIG.

        (——————-)

    • Justin
      Justin
      November 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm | #

      Generally, admitting to doing the dumping (as opposed to the more neutral “we broke up”) implies that you were the sole party wanting out of the relationship. At the very least, it means you took initiative, which translates to some level of dissatisfaction.

  3. Eposi
    Eposi
    November 19, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

    saw three sentences to Mike, he will destroy you

    • Eposi
      Eposi
      November 19, 2012 at 4:57 am | #

      say not saw, brain get in body

      • Pyr05
        Pyr05
        November 19, 2012 at 5:17 am | #

        Brain no want in your body. Hence why it left to begin with.

        What I’m saying is, clean up a bit in there, and maybe it will want to come back. Until then, it has a room at the Super 8.

        • Eposi
          Eposi
          November 19, 2012 at 5:22 am | #

          Wait, a Super 8 is better than my body? I’d be hurt, if my diet wasn’t based on convenience.

          • Doctor_who
            Doctor_who
            November 19, 2012 at 8:11 am | #

            From now on when Mike asks you a question, plead the fifth.

            • Doctor_who
              Doctor_who
              November 19, 2012 at 8:12 am | #

              Why is this a reply? It wasn’t supposed to be.

              • Dragon Nataku
                Dragon Nataku
                November 19, 2012 at 9:43 am | #

                Cause your brain is currently shacking it up with Eposi’s brain at the Super 8

                • Xydux
                  Xydux
                  November 19, 2012 at 10:01 am | #

                  Brain, what are you still doing in here? There are two brains out at the Super 8 shacking it up and in desperate need of a brain-whore! Now get out there and make me some money!

                • Historyman68
                  Historyman68
                  November 19, 2012 at 11:25 am | #

                  Brain money?

                • Chronos
                  Chronos
                  November 19, 2012 at 12:51 pm | #

                  Well, they have to eat brain food.

                • AckAckAck
                  AckAckAck
                  November 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm | #

                  At least they don’t fart.

                • Arc
                  Arc
                  November 19, 2012 at 8:22 pm | #

                  @AckAckAck

                  I beg to differ

  4. Resne
    Resne
    November 19, 2012 at 4:57 am | #

    Candlemike never needs more rope. Also he waits until you’re done with your post to drag you off.

  5. Herohatch
    Herohatch
    November 19, 2012 at 5:07 am | #

    Give an inch.

    • DaJoshMaster
      DaJoshMaster
      November 19, 2012 at 5:26 am | #

      And Mike will give a nickle.

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        November 19, 2012 at 6:09 am | #

        in the FAAAAAAACE

        • DaJoshMaster
          DaJoshMaster
          November 19, 2012 at 7:57 am | #

          With his penis.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            November 19, 2012 at 9:02 am | #

            *Ba-dum tsh*

            • LaurelRaven
              LaurelRaven
              November 24, 2012 at 2:32 am | #

              Wait…Mike’s penis is only an inch long?

  6. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    November 19, 2012 at 5:15 am | #

    This is why you don’t tell Mike anything. At all. Unless you feel like having things revealed you REALLY don’t want revealed.

    For instance, how cheap your mom is.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      November 19, 2012 at 7:04 am | #

      Withholding information from Mike is not sufficient defense. As his plans unfold, you will realize they could have been averted by telling him the information you did not tell him. But then it will be too late.

      Toooo laaaaaaaaaate

      • That Guy In The Corner That Has No Name
        That Guy In The Corner That Has No Name
        November 19, 2012 at 8:00 am | #

        To apologiiiiiiize.

        ….I’m sorry, I don’t know where that came from…

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          November 19, 2012 at 11:28 am | #

          That band? With that one song?

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        November 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm | #

        You can always lie to Mike.

        But if he found out you lie to him, be prepared.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          November 20, 2012 at 1:44 am | #

          Be sure your teeth and ambitions are bared.

          • MeHael
            MeHael
            November 20, 2012 at 11:42 am | #

            For what?

            • JaneDoe
              JaneDoe
              November 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm | #

              For the death of the king!

            • JaneDoe
              JaneDoe
              November 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm | #

              For the death of the king!

              • JaneDoe
                JaneDoe
                November 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm | #

                Sorry, got an error the first time I tried to post that so I didn’t think it worked

  7. Scot
    Scot
    November 19, 2012 at 5:18 am | #

    Haha, You’d think she’d know better by now than to tell Mike anything, let alone info about her past relationships

    • GenericScreenName101
      GenericScreenName101
      November 19, 2012 at 6:54 am | #

      She does know better, that is why she went with the easy route of talking to Mike as opposed to the alternative

  8. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    November 19, 2012 at 5:53 am | #

    YES MIKE! RUIN EVERYTHING!

    • GenericScreenName101
      GenericScreenName101
      November 19, 2012 at 6:53 am | #

      Ruin, fix, anything can happen when Mike is involved!

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        November 19, 2012 at 7:13 am | #

        If he fixed it would just be to put Walky on a high platform to allow him to be even more crushed when he breaks them up. 😛

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          November 19, 2012 at 12:02 pm | #

          Is that a pedestal joke? I don’t even know…

  9. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    November 19, 2012 at 7:22 am | #

    Oh crap, Walky is going to get his ass kicked

    • DaJoshMaster
      DaJoshMaster
      November 19, 2012 at 10:13 am | #

      …by Danny? Don’t make me laugh.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        November 19, 2012 at 10:47 am | #

        By Amazi-girl!

        • DaJoshMaster
          DaJoshMaster
          November 19, 2012 at 11:21 am | #

          But Galasso is nowhere to be seen! It can’t be Amazi-girl!

          • Random832
            Random832
            November 20, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

            That Galasso is nowhere to be seen is precisely why it can be Amazi-girl!

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        November 19, 2012 at 6:00 pm | #

        Walky is going to get a strongly worded email

  10. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 19, 2012 at 7:40 am | #

    And so Dorothy learned that daring is not a factor when dealing with Mike.

  11. Dr. Worm
    Dr. Worm
    November 19, 2012 at 8:28 am | #

    I think we’ve all established that DOA!Mike is not as much of a memetic asshole as Walkyverse!Mike, so… damn, this guy might actually be a straight-up sociopath. Like, the unfunny kind. Like, the kind I met once in high school. The kind that drives everyone he knows away from him and then laughs about it.

    Before, it was funny, because everything he said was something they needed to hear, but now it seems like he’s just trying to ruin people for the hell of it regardless of how much they “deserve” it.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 19, 2012 at 10:52 am | #

      This would make some kind of sense to me, except that Dorothy *does* deserve it. (Walky is just collateral damage in this case.)

      Aside from Walky, the only other person who leaps to mind as being undeserving of what Mike dished out was Joe.

    • Bobcat2022
      Bobcat2022
      November 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm | #

      At the risk of breaking the Tupperware seal of DOA and/or being a hipster, I’ve hated the character of Mike since the Its Walky! days.

      I like that the other characters in DOA seem to recognize that Mike is a completely toxic individual and show a generally decreased tolerance for cartoonish horribleness. It would please me to see him get comeuppances for being such a jerk to everyone. Lots and lots of comeuppances. The most.

  12. Kurai Seraphim
    Kurai Seraphim
    November 19, 2012 at 9:40 am | #

    Ladies and gentlemen, once again Mike functions as the Plot Catalyst.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      November 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm | #

      Mike IS a Drama Tag.

  13. ArkhamTexan
    ArkhamTexan
    November 19, 2012 at 10:02 am | #

    I just love that Dorothy seems to think that she’s immune from any sort of explanation of her bullshit and see it come back to bite her in the ass in the form of Mike. Really, Dorothy… scheming to have your current boy toy swipe the shoes from your ex-boyfriend… what did you THINK was gonna happen!?

    Karma = Mike.

    … oh, god, that’s a HORRIBLE conclusion. >.<;

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      November 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm | #

      She was totally asking for this, though. The scheming is bad enough, but going to hide with Mike? And talking to him? That’s just begging for trouble.

    • Derek
      Derek
      November 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm | #

      I’m sorry, but I fail to see a woman choosing to finish a relationship and then choosing to start another as “bullshit”. Am I missing something?
      I thought she broke up with Danny for his own good (at least partly) and she started a relationship with Walky because she knows he won’t be as emotionally demanding.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        November 19, 2012 at 8:16 pm | #

        The bullshit is where she concocted a plan to go ask Joe to steal a pair of her ex’s shoes for her new boyfriend to borrow, hopefully to be returned before they were missed.

        And before you claim that Dorothy asked Walky to ask Joe to explain the situation and ask Danny to lend his shoes to Joe to lend to Walky because he’s Dorothy’s new squeeze, explain this: if Dorothy didn’t think she were doing something wrong, why is she hiding?

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          November 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm | #

          Because the point is for Danny to not have to see her. She doesn’t want to cause pain.

          Also, I think the plan is to ask Joe to ask Danny to borrow them. Danny’s pretty accommodating so swiping stuff isn’t necessary, and Dorothy knows this.

      • Petre Pan
        Petre Pan
        November 20, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

        Why was she dating a guy in the first place that she didn’t think was worth sticking with through college? If she really cared about him and his future, why not plan ahead and spare him the heartbreak, if he wasn’t good enough for her and her big dreams anyway?

        The problem is she believes she’s too good for other people. Too good for Danny, and unless Walky does what she wants, occasionally too good for Walky. And if that’s really the case, she should spare other people the heartbreak and not date them until she knows they match up with her life goals. Checklist first, kissies later.

        It’s perfectly possible to become good friends with a cute guy you like without leading him on and breaking his heart. Not a fan of people who string other people along because of ‘cuteness’ and then drop them because they never fit into your life goals to begin with. Either tell the guy he doesn’t have a chance, and leave it at that, or love him, and stick with that. Enough games.

        • DaJoshMaster
          DaJoshMaster
          November 20, 2012 at 4:37 am | #

          a) This is a web-comic, in-perfect logic creates drama. 😛
          b) I assume she was happy with Danny at the time, but over time realised just how over clingy he was in a relationship and didn’t want him to ruin his life
          c) Walky has said he only likes her and wouldn’t do a Danny if she left for Yale. So he does fit her life goals in the short term.

  14. creatorx2
    creatorx2
    November 19, 2012 at 10:10 am | #

    Damn that chiselled jaw.

  15. AstroRocket
    AstroRocket
    November 19, 2012 at 11:03 am | #

    Oh, he dares, Dorothy. He dares.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      November 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm | #

      Where eagles dare.

  16. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 19, 2012 at 11:13 am | #

    Oh boy, this is gonna be good.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      November 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm | #

      Oh man, this is gonna be great.

  17. Felix Featherstone
    Felix Featherstone
    November 19, 2012 at 11:18 am | #

    Yay! The Return of Mike!!!!!!!!!

  18. Bill Murphy
    Bill Murphy
    November 19, 2012 at 11:37 am | #

    Do it Mike. Just do it…

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      November 19, 2012 at 1:13 pm | #

      Just do it. Be like Mike.

  19. Steven
    Steven
    November 19, 2012 at 2:10 pm | #

    Now now, Dorothy. This is your fault. You should’ve known better than to talk to Mike in the first place.

  20. Ben
    Ben
    November 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm | #

    I’m willing to bet Danny takes it extremely well. He’s got Amazi-Girl AND Amber right? Threesome!

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      November 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm | #

      Your avatar fit your comment so well, perverted Walky.

  21. Montrose
    Montrose
    November 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm | #

    Her look is just… precious. XD

  22. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    November 19, 2012 at 7:02 pm | #

    This is simply a bad idea from beginning to end. Adding Mike is overkill but necessary. Also it seems like less comment today. Maybe everyone expect a spectacular train wreck in the next comic.

  23. mathiasmindblade
    mathiasmindblade
    November 19, 2012 at 7:03 pm | #

    And so begins the Adventures of Dorothy and Mike…

  24. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    November 19, 2012 at 7:25 pm | #

    Joe has already been Mike’d.

    Walky has also been Mike’d, and he used Dorothy for that purpose.

    Dorothy is about to be Mike’d, and Mike will be using Walky to make it happen. Though yes, Dorothy has it coming. I generally like her as a character, but her plan here is rather low.

    I wonder though, when will Billie be sufficiently Mike’d?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm | #

      When Billie gets Mike’d, expect an attempted suicide storyline to follow. Forget embarrassing her or breaking her up with someone or beating her up; her entire worldview and sense of personal worth is so overtly fragile that it practically has a bull’s eye painted on it.

  25. JK9000
    JK9000
    November 19, 2012 at 10:26 pm | #

    I think “nice guy” might be the worst compliment in the history of the universe.

    • J
      J
      November 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm | #

      Agreed. It’s the death toll in dating. You know at that point either you’re in the friend zone, or that she at least subconsciously feels that way about you, and not in the sexy fun times way that you had hoped.

  26. petsinwinter
    petsinwinter
    November 19, 2012 at 11:14 pm | #

    Rope? I don’t understand the expression.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      November 19, 2012 at 11:27 pm | #

      The expression is “give somebody enough rope to hang themselves,” meaning that you let someone do what they want to do while knowing it’ll get them in trouble.

      Mike isn’t quite using the expression in the usual way; he’s decided to take matters (and the proverbial rope) into his own hands. But that’s Mike.

  27. LC
    LC
    November 20, 2012 at 9:23 am | #

    “Nice Guy.” Who does not respect your dreams. Got it.

    Unfortunately not having language for what is wrong with a relationship is super common.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
I enjoy Bluesky. It makes you feel like Ben Wyatt at the accounting firm
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec at the accounting firm
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mel~ @mel.bzky.team ⋅ 7h
happy pride everyone🙏😊
tweet reading gf sat on my face too hard and broke my nech pls send prayers for my speedy recovery over a picture of someone looking very happy while wearing a neck brace
headline reading man gives blowjob to 10 inch penis and ends up in the ER with a ruptured airway featuring an image of a very jolly looking fella
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
by god belle is gonna EARN that emmy
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Dumbing of Age: "Lockscreen" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Lockscreen
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
when "online retailer" assumes you live in a sliding timescale and wants to make sure your emails remain culturally relevant years into the future
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
An appropriate day to open Hashtag, who was having sapphic roommate dreams about lady Seekers five minutes after being born.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Buy my MPM-3 Bumblebee! Opened, displayed, re-unopened, complete with instructions ebay.us/m/a4Y4Kt
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Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
check out my original angle photos of ss86 megatron, source unknown and unimportant
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Target's 2025 Pride Collection
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
header image - Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
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Jules Effin Rivera @lovejoolz.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Happy Pride! Here's the comic where I come out as a Disaster Pansexual *and* Animal Crossing Weirdo
Love, Joolz comic
Panel 1
Jules and Blackbird chilling on the couch. 
J: I'm going to my friend's Pride March in Animal crossing! Time to make a cool outfit that show off my cousins. 
B: But you already have Disaster Bisexual outfits in Animal Crossing. 
Panel 2
Jules attempts to sew a dress in the Pansexual colors.
J: I am not a disaster bisexual. I'm Pansexual.
B: What's the difference? 
J: Getting horny for way more options.
Panel 3
Blackbird flutters agitatedly at Jules, who struggles with the sewing machine. 
B: Jules you're running out of time! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time!
B: We gotta go! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time! 
B: We gotta go! We're gonna miss the march! 
J: It's fine it's fine it's fine it's--
Panel 4: 
Jules and Blackbird at the Animal Crossing Pride parade. Blackbird is in a cap with Trans flag colors and a shirt with a rainbow pattern. Jules is in a suit with a bow tie and a froggie hat. She looks a mess. 
B: Jesus God, you really are a disaster bisexual. 
J: Disaster Pansexual.
B: Right. 
B: Jesus God
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tfw the secret ingredient definitely isn't poison
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Can we get a license for an additional official if we pay the processing fee and donate the harvest to a food bank?
kendrawcandraw.bsky.social's user avatarKendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Every queer person gets to kill and eat one(1) sitting US official this month
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Sweet prank
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics
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Micah @rincewind.run ⋅ 2d
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
kevinbuist.com's user avatarKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
fangferric.bsky.social's user avatarFerric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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My eyes only
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