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by David M Willis on July 29, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: amazi-girl, daisy, dorothy

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    NEW SHIP

    • Darth
      Darth
      July 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      What do you mean “new?”

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        July 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Daisy’s new ship

    • Anon
      Anon
      July 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      HMS Damaisy-girl departing! TooT TOOOT!!

      • Soap
        Soap
        July 31, 2014 at 7:42 am | #

        Damaisy-girl.. not sure if dorothy x amazi-girl or daisy x amazi-girl

        • BrokenEye, True False Prophet
          BrokenEye, True False Prophet
          September 26, 2015 at 9:31 pm | #

          Amazothy?

          … which also the name of Azathoth’s smarter but less famous brother

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      July 29, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      WE CAN SHIP IT

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        July 29, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

        YES WE CAN

      • Cheryl
        Cheryl
        July 29, 2014 at 5:33 am | #

        If it fits it ships!

        • Golbez
          Golbez
          July 29, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

          LIES

          • dgh13
            dgh13
            July 29, 2014 at 10:25 am | #

            TRUTHS

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        July 29, 2014 at 11:14 am | #

        SHIP IT, FELIX!

        • Felix
          Felix
          July 29, 2014 at 12:20 pm | #

          Oh, I do… 🙂

  2. Pan
    Pan
    July 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I’m with Daisy

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      July 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m sure most of us are with Daisy

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        If Daisy wasn’t a lesbian She’d be my 2nd DOA wife.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          July 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          Who’s your first?

          • NCP19
            NCP19
            July 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            Someone hasn’t read enough Yotomoe comments

            • KingMabel
              KingMabel
              July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

              I’ve been away on business for a while

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                July 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

                No worries. All you gotta do is scroll down to see. I already mentioned her tonight.

                • King G
                  King G
                  July 29, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

                  “Sierra”? “Billie”? “all the DOA ladies”? Or is it…”a dude”?

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  July 29, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

                  ‘s Sierra.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      July 29, 2014 at 11:53 pm | #

      I was going to say “right there with you, Daisy” but it would appear that I have been ninjaed. Ah well.

      … right there with you, Daisy.

    • BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      September 26, 2015 at 9:33 pm | #

      Hi, I’m Daisy!

  3. Tobias
    Tobias
    July 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Surprised Daisy didn’t “edit in” a chest window.

    • EvilPenguin
      EvilPenguin
      July 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      That’s what the A is for

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      She saving that for when she gets home. She’s got SOME self control.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      Amazi-Girl + Chest Window:

      http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/11/2176bc6b-1af6-4206-8aa4-4fea0f6ca5d5.jpg

      • etybolik
        etybolik
        July 29, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

        All of my Internets.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 29, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

        http://i.imgur.com/pQ1s7hi.png
        How about dis?

  4. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    *plays R.E.M’s “Orange Crush” on the Muzak*

  5. Mer
    Mer
    July 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Daisy is a gift to us all.

  6. rossalupus
    rossalupus
    July 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    i’m conflicted weather daisys dreams would be better than real life
    fuck it, of course they would

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 29, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      I wonder if she has a dream journal, if so I got to get my hands on it.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 29, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        Publish it. It’ll be a bestseller.

  7. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    July 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Please someone make fanart or a fanfic of this

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Only for five easy payments of $19.95

      • newllend
        newllend
        July 29, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Or you can pay him in smiles hahaha, OK seriously now what website do I haft to go to request future comissions ?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          July 29, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

          for me?
          http://www.Yotomoe.tumblr.com

          For Willis, it’s probably itswalky.tumblr.com

      • Rachel Roth
        Rachel Roth
        July 29, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

        Plus interest?

  8. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    July 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Uuuuuuh ooook

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      July 29, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      whenever people expand “ok” like that i read it as “ook”, so your comment kinda sounded to me like a Farside caveman’s name.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        July 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        oooooooooooooooooooooooooook

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 29, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          -The Librarian

          • Arkadi
            Arkadi
            July 29, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

            Damn! You beat me to it XD

          • Kaoy
            Kaoy
            July 29, 2014 at 4:40 pm | #

            Damn you Willis! Get a like system on these comment sections already!

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 29, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

          Ohhhhhh, Kaaaayyyyy?

          • Animal
            Animal
            July 29, 2014 at 8:33 am | #

            “OK” is never a threat, no matter how many A’s you
            put on the end.

            • Rachel Roth
              Rachel Roth
              July 29, 2014 at 11:57 am | #

              It is when it means what I mean it to mean.

          • DSL
            DSL
            July 29, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

            Can you see?

            • Animal
              Animal
              July 29, 2014 at 10:27 am | #

              Can you see?
              Oh, can you see?
              What that woman,
              She been doin’ to me?

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 29, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

        My preferred rendering is, ‘Okaaay…’

  9. Van Jealous
    Van Jealous
    July 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Is this what they call a “sit-down” meeting?

  10. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    And that’s how you drop Ms. Daisy.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 29, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      Drop and break, now Dorothy has to buy Daisy. Pottery Barn rules and all.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 29, 2014 at 7:53 am | #

      Driving Miss Daisy crazy.

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I am 100% in favor of Daisy re-interpreting peoples’ words as being sexual.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that’s what every teenage boy ever does already.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        July 29, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

        Also every commentator on this comic.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          July 29, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

          Those are synonyms.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 29, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

            Does that mean I get Dick Clark’s title of World’s Oldest Teenager now that he’s passed? Because I haven’t seen my teens since Carter was President.

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              July 29, 2014 at 5:28 am | #

              Sometimes I forget how old people can be on the internet.

              • xKiv
                xKiv
                July 29, 2014 at 10:10 pm | #

                As old as you don’t want them to be.

            • Bill
              Bill
              July 29, 2014 at 2:53 pm | #

              Sorry, Opus; I think I’ve got prior claim to the title.  I was two years past my teens before Carter even took office — although I did get a chance to vote for him.

      • Animal
        Animal
        July 29, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

        Hell, I’m 52 and I still do that.

  12. Nono
    Nono
    July 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    So, Danny/Joe/Daisy/Amazi-Girl?

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Wait, might as well have Agatha and Other Rachel in there too.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        That’s not a ship, it’s a flotilla. 😀

        • NCP19
          NCP19
          July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          That’s not a ship, it’s a space station. Wait…

          • Usayasha
            Usayasha
            July 29, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

            That’s not a ship, it’s a God damn arms race!

          • tinfoil theory
            tinfoil theory
            July 29, 2014 at 4:34 am | #

            Too big for a space station.

  13. D
    D
    July 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    So, just dropping a thought here: what if Sal is the Whiteboard DingDong Bandit, and did all this precisely to call for Amazi-Girl’s attention? Think on it: last time the two met, Amazi-Girl just suddenly decided to attack Sal in a duel. What if this is Sal’s way of accepting it and calling her into the fight?

    • D
      D
      July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      And of course I’d get a Sal avatar for this comment…

      • newllend
        newllend
        July 29, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        Irony, also thats unlikely if you remember last time she didn’t want anything to do with Amazi-girl why change her mind all of a sudden.

        • D
          D
          July 29, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          Uhm, that’s true… curiosity, maybe?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 29, 2014 at 8:05 am | #

          Actually, at the very end of the encounter, Sal had her ire up, and was about to fight her. Marcie called her off.
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/fightme/

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            July 29, 2014 at 8:07 am | #

            In fact, Sal distinctly said ‘We’ll finish this some other time”, implying that it wasn’t over.

    • Dean
      Dean
      July 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Batman has a Bat-Signal, Amazi-Girl has a whiteboard dingdong. Seems fair.

    • Kathleen
      Kathleen
      July 29, 2014 at 1:29 pm | #

      No- if Sal wanted to fight., she’d just go up to her and fight. Sal isn’t subtle.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 29, 2014 at 5:02 pm | #

      I have a hard time imagining Sal caring enough about this to draw dongs on every whiteboard. Not her style! The best twist I can think of is probably Dina, who tries to imitate social interactions with very limited success, and who has the attention span and sneakiness to pull it off.

  14. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Good god, Lemon.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      More like Lime, at least for now.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 29, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

        *looks in Urban Dictionary* Ohh. Well I learned something new today.

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    We don’t get anywhere near enough Daisy in this here webcomic. 😀

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Nor Sierra. They should totally make out to remedy this.

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Next time on Slipshine

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 29, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        I wouldn’t say no to that. :d

  16. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    She needed a girlfriend or a fuck buddy.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2014 at 8:22 am | #

      Or a vibrator. She should talk to Roz, I’m sure she could hook her up.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        July 29, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

        I would guess that Roz could find someone to hook up with her.

        • Mattyos
          Mattyos
          July 29, 2014 at 3:09 pm | #

          or Roz could just hook up with her and use a vibrator

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            July 29, 2014 at 5:06 pm | #

            Good news for Daisy, bad news for Robin’s political machine.

  17. J_Excelsior12
    J_Excelsior12
    July 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Daisy has been a naughty girl…

  18. Darth Cariss
    Darth Cariss
    July 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    I think it would’ve been funnier if Amazi-Girl had a boob-window in Daisy’s daydream. Still pretty great, though!

  19. auroki
    auroki
    July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    why haven’t sweatervests become a tag yet~?

  20. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Daisy’s only wish is that Billie had interviewed Amazi-girl. Is there anything quite as hot as that mental image? Maybe a sun or something, but other than that!

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 29, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Why stop there, why not imagine Billie interviewing her in a Bikini wile in a hot tub.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        July 29, 2014 at 4:37 am | #

        Journalism.

  21. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    July 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Are they wearing pants in Daisy’s daydream?

    This is important.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      They only exist so they can be removed.

  22. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    New slipshine: “The Daisy-chain daydream gangbang”.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

      Featuring all the DOA ladies.

      Then after that we make a dude version. Everyone gets it.

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 29, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        But that would imply Blaine and Faz being in there too.

        If were to limit it to recurring freshmen, that would mean Danny, Walky, Ethan, Joe, Jacob, Mike.

        I’m okay with this.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 29, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

          You just saved us from having to consume a great quanity of brain bleach.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 29, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

            LOL! and not even a Muttley Laugh this time, my allergies are much better.

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            July 29, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

            Speak for yourself.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 29, 2014 at 8:16 am | #

              You like Blaine and Faz? I guess it takes all types.

              • Nono
                Nono
                July 29, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

                If we were including ‘recurring characters’, then you might as well add in Galasso, Ron, Ryan, Jason, Tony, and the Dean.

                You might as well add in all the dads at that point.

                • nekobawt
                  nekobawt
                  July 29, 2014 at 11:36 pm | #

                  next on slipshine: “the daddy issue(s)”

  23. newllend
    newllend
    July 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Don’t stop now think of more !

  24. Ryune
    Ryune
    July 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    No more Amazi-girl crushes?

    *Sadly closes Amazi-girl shrine*

    • Ryune
      Ryune
      July 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      the danny gravatar strikes again |C

  25. Jake
    Jake
    July 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    People crushing on Amazi-Girl has been an epidemic for a LONG time.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 29, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

      Just as long as the AGC(Amazi-Girl Crush) epidemic doesn’t crossover with the BD(Butts Disease) we might just survive this.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        July 29, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

        I dunno, A-G’s got a pretty good butt.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          July 29, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

          It’s too late for him

  26. Jason
    Jason
    July 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    *GASP* Thought bubbles!

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 29, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

      Naughty thought bubbles!

  27. Dean
    Dean
    July 29, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

    Coming soon on Slipshine: ‘Dorothy’s Interview With Amazi-Girl, According to Daisy’s Fevered Imagination’.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2014 at 8:26 am | #

      AKA Dorothy Does A Journalism, next on Slipshine.

      • Ntrovert60
        Ntrovert60
        July 29, 2014 at 9:04 am | #

        Talk about Driving Miss Daisy…

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          July 29, 2014 at 11:20 am | #

          You’ve been waiting for a chance to use that, haven’t you?

        • nekobawt
          nekobawt
          July 29, 2014 at 11:38 pm | #

          i’d suggest “drilling miss daisy” but that’s probably already the title of a porn parody of the original and i’m too terrified to verify this.

  28. Dakhran
    Dakhran
    July 29, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    It’s the power of that ample boo-tay, that steatopygous caboose, that callipygian badonkadonk, that junk in her trunk…

    …I’ll be in my bunk.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 29, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

      Damnit, me too. Thanks Dahranbama!

  29. Boomwolf97
    Boomwolf97
    July 29, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

    don’t you just love it when your boss has erotic fantasies in which you are involved.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      July 29, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

      Fortunately, if that’s ever occured, I’ve never been aware of it. Also, I’ll be scrubbing my mind out with bleach for the next little while. Thanks.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      July 29, 2014 at 12:18 pm | #

      aaaiiiieeeeeeee

  30. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    July 29, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

    So that’s what’s driving Miss Daisy?

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      July 29, 2014 at 4:43 am | #

      From “guy got beat up in parking tot” to girl/girl slash fiction in under two panels.

  31. pendrake
    pendrake
    July 29, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

    If you look closely as Daisy’s chin, there is a white line of drool (hard to see since it is small and Daisy’s skin is light colored), which makes the scene all the funnier

  32. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 29, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

    Nobody said anything yet about AG in the process of removing her cape in Daisy-vision? Y’all are getting lazy or unobservant.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 29, 2014 at 9:25 am | #

      I feel bad for not noticing this detail.

  33. Flimsyfishy
    Flimsyfishy
    July 29, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

    Looks like Daisy’s imagination is sticking to the plot.

  34. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 29, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

    Good God Willis, give that woman a partner, a ‘real’ one.

  35. etybolik
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    July 29, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

    There is no such thing as too many people crushin’ on Amazi-Girl, Willis. NO SUCH THING.

  36. Rybridge
    Rybridge
    July 29, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

    Man, everything gets erotic fan fiction…even the news…

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      July 29, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

      Rule 34: There will be porn of it. No exceptions.

  37. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 29, 2014 at 2:21 am | #

    Is Daisy going to be one of those people who thought they’d get a lot of action in college but end up getting none?

  38. Orangey
    Orangey
    July 29, 2014 at 2:27 am | #

    I really hope Daisy gets a girlfriend. I’m feeling for her right now hahaa

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      July 29, 2014 at 6:07 am | #

      I know, how is she still single? There are literally bisexual/gay women almost everywhere in a Willis comic

      (not that I mind)

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        July 29, 2014 at 6:23 am | #

        Well, Leslie’s a teacher, Robin’s too old, Grace and Mandy are together, and Ruth and Billie are busy destroying each other.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          July 29, 2014 at 11:18 am | #

          Presuming a bit about Grace and Mandy. I don’t think we’ve actually seen enough of them to conclude that they’re actually a couple. Billie thought so, IIRC, but Billie projects so much she could open her own theater.

          • BlackIo
            BlackIo
            July 29, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

            I dunno, this seemed vaguely suggestive.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            July 29, 2014 at 3:49 pm | #

            They had a lovers spat Billie helped break up, admittedly off screen, a while back.

        • Godozo
          Godozo
          July 29, 2014 at 11:35 pm | #

          Back when they still gave tenure to teachers, I heard a stat that 1 in 9 male professors were married to former students. Even knew a couple who had done that (or some variation thereof).

          So Leslie’s a possibility (although maybe not, though for other reasons…)

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 29, 2014 at 8:32 am | #

        Surprisingly, being surrounded by eligible, potentially compatible sex partners does not immediately lead to getting laid constantly. Or to having a committed partner. Life is funny that way.

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          July 29, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

          True, but she doesn’t seem picky

          • John
            John
            July 29, 2014 at 9:37 pm | #

            Desperation is not an attractive trait.

  39. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    July 29, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

    OMG Daisy’s a shipper XDXDXDXD

  40. thatindianguy
    thatindianguy
    July 29, 2014 at 4:12 am | #

    God damn it Daisy there’s an internet full of porn. Make use of it.

  41. Björn
    Björn
    July 29, 2014 at 5:13 am | #

    I still hear Daisy’s lines in J. Jonah Jameson’s voice…

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      July 29, 2014 at 12:22 pm | #

      I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF AMAZI-GIRL in various states of undress

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 29, 2014 at 12:28 pm | #

      Presumably you mean J.K. Simmons’ J. Jonah Jameson voice, right? 😉

      “Keener! Where’s that erotic story about Amazi-Girl? That girl’s a menace! An erotic menace!”

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        July 29, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

        It’s weird to me that he’s the voice of an air bender in Korra. Though, the character does have a temper that does show from time to time.

  42. hurocrat
    hurocrat
    July 29, 2014 at 5:26 am | #

    For a journalist, Dorothy really needs to choose her figures of speech more carefully…

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      July 29, 2014 at 12:22 pm | #

      Old journalistic aphorism: “Think with a dirty mind to avoid writing with one.”

  43. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 29, 2014 at 5:28 am | #

    Next up: Daisy opens a fanfic column of the news paper.

  44. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 29, 2014 at 8:24 am | #

    We don’t see Daisy much because she spends all her time writing comments here trying to ship Dorothy and AG.

  45. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    July 29, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

    Good thing this isn’t anime – Daisy’d have a river of blood flowing from her nose right now…

  46. The kid
    The kid
    July 29, 2014 at 9:44 am | #

    Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy

  47. Stevilicious
    Stevilicious
    July 29, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

    Does Daisy have a counterpart in the old continuity?

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      July 29, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

      Yup, she was leader of a SEMME squad. There was a Manchurian Candidate thing involved.

  48. begbert2
    begbert2
    July 29, 2014 at 10:44 am | #

    Hey.

    • SeanNOLA
      SeanNOLA
      July 29, 2014 at 11:43 pm | #

      Hey.

  49. Animal
    Animal
    July 29, 2014 at 11:42 am | #

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true
    I’m half crazy over the love of you
    It won’t be a stylish marriage
    I can’t afford a carriage
    But you’ll look sweet
    Upon the seat
    Of a bicycle built for two

    Ruby, Ruby, give me your answer true
    Will you let me peddle along with you
    When you and I go cruisin’
    You’ll thank me for choosin’
    You to come and have some fun
    On a bicycle built for two

    Billy, Billy, give me your answer true
    I love riding, do you love it too
    Slow or fast or faster
    You lead, I’ll follow after
    The path flies by as you and I
    Ride a bicycle built for two

    A bicycle built for two

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 29, 2014 at 11:58 am | #

      That was pretty good.

      • Bill
        Bill
        July 29, 2014 at 3:06 pm | #

        Those are really the actual lyrics to the refrain (well, verses 1, 3, and 4, anyway; verse 2 is Daisy’s reply to her suitor):

        “Michael, Michael, Here is my answer true.
        I’m not crazy all for the love of you.
        If you can’t afford a carriage,
        There won’t be any marriage.
        ‘Cause I’ll be damned
        If I’ll be crammed
        On a bicycle built for two.”

        It’s just that most people only know the first one … sort of like no one really knows (or remembers, or cares) that there are four verses to The Star-Spangled Banner too.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 29, 2014 at 5:13 pm | #

          I always heard it “Harry, Harry, here is my answer true / I’ll not marry all for the likes of you. / If you can’t afford a carriage / then there won’t be any marriage / cause I’ll get switched / if I get hitched / on a bicycle built for two.”

          One of many many songs with depressing 2nd verses.

  50. John
    John
    July 29, 2014 at 11:45 am | #

    Daisy’s fantasies are a lot sketchier than Joyce’s.

  51. Swerve
    Swerve
    July 29, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

    Only “Dumbing of Age” could go from mentioning a man being beaten within an inch of his life to an erotic dream in two panels. As Tracks would say, “Good show Willis, good show!” (I can never tell when Tracks is being sarcastic. It’s that Boston Lockjaw malware he contracted on Earth. Ratchet thought he had an antiviral program to cure it, but then the surge happened, and next thing you know Tracks actually likes talking like Thurston Howell III.)

  52. JWLM
    JWLM
    July 29, 2014 at 12:46 pm | #

    I’m seeing a new Slipshine here: “Daisy Does Daydreams”

  53. HeySo
    HeySo
    July 29, 2014 at 2:02 pm | #

    We’re getting ever closer to that Lois Lane/Clark Kent romance between Amber and Dorothy~

  54. Kugai
    Kugai
    July 29, 2014 at 5:55 pm | #

    Hmmmm

    I wonder if she ships J/7 or 7/Torres?

    😉 😀

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      July 29, 2014 at 8:43 pm | #

      J/7/Torres/Kes all together in an interstellar bubble bath?

  55. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    July 29, 2014 at 7:37 pm | #

    Daisy really does need a girlfriend. She should try dating Malaya.

  56. HeySo
    HeySo
    July 29, 2014 at 8:45 pm | #

    Daisy x Dina~

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      July 29, 2014 at 8:46 pm | #

      @Charles Phipps. Not sure why that didn’t reply properly.

  57. Lord Geovanni
    Lord Geovanni
    August 1, 2014 at 6:30 pm | #

    there is never enough to crush on amazi-girl

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