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by David M Willis on November 3, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: becky, joyce, sarah

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  1. Pan
    Pan
    November 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    They got sexy squirrels here

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      That statement might make more sense in EGS.

      • sps48
        sps48
        November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Grace is hot. Usually.

        • thebombzen
          thebombzen
          November 3, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

          Especially when she says “I have my ways…”

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          November 3, 2014 at 7:55 am | #

          Love me some Grace.

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        If you actually need context, you don’t know the right squirrels.
        Also Squirrel Girl.

        • TachyonCode
          TachyonCode
          November 3, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

          You have impeccable taste.

        • Marissa
          Marissa
          November 3, 2014 at 10:54 pm | #

          Squirrel Girl, as in PSU Squirrel Girl?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 3, 2014 at 2:59 pm | #

        Or Sequential Art.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      They’re known for their nuts.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        They love their nuts. 😀

        • Paradox
          Paradox
          November 3, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

          They also bury them.

          • nothri
            nothri
            November 3, 2014 at 1:37 am | #

            In the winter they horde all the nuts they can get so they can chew on them at their leisure.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              November 3, 2014 at 7:42 am | #

              *SQEEEK*

              Translation:

              STOP STARIN’ AT MY NUTS!

    • Ruck Bogers
      Ruck Bogers
      November 3, 2014 at 5:15 am | #

      I like your gravatar.

  2. Mr k
    Mr k
    November 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Good Point Sarah. Very good point.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      November 3, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

      Dun dun dun!

  3. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    November 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    YAY, JOYCE IS OKAY!

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      November 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      She’s undead, actually.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        She’s the world’s first Christian lich.

        Her phylactery is a bible.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

          Wouldn’t that just continually exorcise her, then?

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            November 3, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

            She doesn’t need exorcise. She looks pretty fit to me!

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            November 3, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

            You’re thinking of vampires, and depending on which ones they may just get angry at you.

        • LeslieBean4Shizzle
          LeslieBean4Shizzle
          November 3, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

          I thought Jesus was the first Christian lich…

          • LeslieBean4Shizzle
            LeslieBean4Shizzle
            November 3, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

            Wait – never mind – Jesus was a [i]Jewish[/i] lich.

            • Razzmatazz MacKenzie
              Razzmatazz MacKenzie
              November 3, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

              *slow claps

            • nothri
              nothri
              November 3, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

              No. Liches are normally classified as magic users, not clerics. Jesus’ powers were supposed to be granted by the Jewish/Christian god, therefore he would most likely qualify as some sort of Greater Mummy, possibly one of those ones from Ravenloft who’s appearance looked human and pristine.

              • Senorange
                Senorange
                November 3, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

                Well hell I wasn’t expecting an answer like that. On a side note, Jesus definitely seems like he would be a pyromancer. Yeah. Throwin’ fireballs an shit. Take that Romans. Judas ain’t gonna screw with a pyromancer

                • Undrave
                  Undrave
                  November 3, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

                  Nah, I think Jesus is more of a Transmuter guy, wih some Necromancy ability for the healing spells.

              • Kyrros
                Kyrros
                November 3, 2014 at 4:52 am | #

                I just woulda gone with a plain ‘ol Avatar of Yahweh

              • Swerve
                Swerve
                November 3, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

                Nothri, there can be Cleric Liches, Druid Liches, Bard Liches, even Ex-Paladin Liches. Anyone who’s a spellcaster and can craft the Phylactery, can become one. There was a Druid Lich in the “Red Hand of Doom” adventure, a Bard Lich in Ravenloft, and good ol’ Dr. van Richten wrote about Cleric Liches.

                There are also Archliches, but I blame Ed Greenwood for that travesty. Seriously, whoever heard of a Lawful Good Lich?

              • Volkai
                Volkai
                November 3, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

                Liches are classified as Always Evil, are they not? Jesus (and Joyce) would probably be classified as “Deathless”

                • Wayne
                  Wayne
                  November 3, 2014 at 6:27 pm | #

                  Jesus saves!
                  …and only takes half damage.

        • John
          John
          November 3, 2014 at 8:13 am | #

          I’m pretty sure Strom Thurmond antedates her.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        It’s actually Dina in a Joyce disguise.
        It’s not made from Joyce’s body or anything, Dina just has an incredibly accurate Joyce suit.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          November 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          Joyce is still unconscious. Dina is behind her, manipulating her like a ventriloquist dummy.

          Nobody will notice her back there. The years of hiding behind doors for practice has paid off.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

            That kinda reminds me of that Angel episode where Angel is transformed into a Muppet.

            • butting
              butting
              November 3, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

              Joyce as a Dina-operated dummy will still be more than capable of beating the snot out of Faz at will.

        • Zach
          Zach
          November 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          That is only, just, less disturbing.

          • jy3
            jy3
            November 3, 2014 at 2:28 pm | #

            Fluttershy would agree.

        • Itama
          Itama
          November 3, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

          well DUH. |:[
          Dina is Amazi-girl. Of COURSE she’s got a Joyce shaped body suit on hand!

          I mean really! Do you people need everything explained for you? >:(

      • Mattarias
        Mattarias
        November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Victory for Sylvanas…

    • David
      David
      November 3, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      That’s not Joyce. That’s the grout having taken over her clothes.

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        November 3, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

        I am Grout!

        • jesslin
          jesslin
          November 3, 2014 at 10:42 am | #

          Oh, ow!

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        November 3, 2014 at 2:19 pm | #

        It’s sort of like John Carpenter’s The Thing.

    • Varian Fry
      Varian Fry
      November 3, 2014 at 3:03 pm | #

      But how does she know what a Y-chromosome is? How much info do they include on Of Pandas and People?

  4. ShaggyDonahugh
    ShaggyDonahugh
    November 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Sarah knows. She must be exterminated.

    • Emperor Kiva
      Emperor Kiva
      November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      What are you a friggin’ Dalek?!

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        November 3, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        My general internet policy is to assume EVERYBODY else is an alien robot trying to gather information on humans from message threads.

        • ShaggyDonahugh
          ShaggyDonahugh
          November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

          Brings new meaning to the term “I’m just here for the comments”

        • Spaz
          Spaz
          November 3, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

          I’d imagine the hard part is determining their chassis model.

          I mean, we have the Terminators, the Daleks, the Cybermen, the CyberPredators (yes, Predators that have been overtaken by the Cybermen), Ultron (and his many bodies), Sonic’s forest buddies (post-Robotnik), Cylons, Transformers……and this is just a small sample.

          • tinfoil theory
            tinfoil theory
            November 3, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

            The Daleks aren’t robots. They are alien tentacle monsters in elaborate space suits.

            • Undrave
              Undrave
              November 3, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

              More like Space Tanks. Really good at killing, maybe data draining, and little else.

              • tinfoil theory
                tinfoil theory
                November 3, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

                They are draining the data from this very thread in search of information on how to navigate stairs.

                • timemonkey
                  timemonkey
                  November 3, 2014 at 11:44 am | #

                  Stairs haven’t been a problem for them ina LONG time.

                • tinfoil theory
                  tinfoil theory
                  November 4, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

                  timemonkey, you of all people should know that time is relative.

              • Cybersnark
                Cybersnark
                November 3, 2014 at 4:47 am | #

                More like cyborgs. The glimpse we got inside one suggests that its biology and technology are interdependent (data backups for thoughts, antibodies for the machinery, etc).

            • Swerve
              Swerve
              November 3, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

              Daleks are like reverse Pretenders: The Robot shell hides the monster within!

        • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          November 3, 2014 at 3:18 pm | #

          That’s a horrendous idea. When they come to Earth, they’ll completely ignore the threat women pose (Due to Reddit) assume that cats and bacon are our overlords, assume that everyone but cis white males are horribly weak and unnatural (Due to everything, excepting tumblr) and that we spend all our time procrastinating (Well, that’s accurate.))

  5. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky made rather effective use of the free student bus fare, I see

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    No you shouldn’t, that’s sexual harassment.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 3, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      …I’m 80% eye balling squirrels calls for something bigger than sexual harassment.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        It could get you onto a sex offenders list.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          November 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          Sounds about right.

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        November 3, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

        http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090720184728/scrubs/images/4/44/4x4kyle.jpg

        …..who DOESN’T occasionally look at a Squirrel and consider adding it to their squirrel army?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      They’re the ones going around flashing everyone!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        Are you suggesting that the squirrels are asking for it? TSK TSK! 😛

      • Marianne
        Marianne
        November 3, 2014 at 6:36 am | #

        It’s worse than that, a few years ago one of them decided to do their streaking on television! Sensitive viewers across the British isles fainted in shock, and Mary Whitehouse spun in her grave! http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a343915/british-bake-off-squirrel-causes-twitter-storm.html (probably NSFW)

    • thebombzen
      thebombzen
      November 3, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

      “The boys who stare at me in the comic shop”

  7. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    In regards to the Alt-Text, I would buy that Joyce can change clothes by spinning around, like Wonder Woman.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Or the Sims.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        November 3, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Or my Aunt Sally

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        November 3, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        I’ll use a nude mod in The Sims, and my sim will walk outside, spin around, and be wearing layered winter gear.

        “Wait, where were you… keeping…”

    • ThisIsSoLemons
      ThisIsSoLemons
      November 3, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      I like to believe Joyce keeps a spare change of clothes in the Daily Planet broom closet, to which she dashes inside after leaving the shower

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 3, 2014 at 4:11 am | #

      In regard to the alt-text, Mr. Willis, where is her original outfit now that she has come back to the room?  She just tossed that towel off to the side and there weren’t nuthin’ hiding under it then.

      • John
        John
        November 3, 2014 at 8:17 am | #

        She’s been shown before to be wearing her pajamas under her clothes. Maybe that’s just S.O.P. for her.

  8. advancecasette
    advancecasette
    November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    so really looking like she ran off or something right

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Why did she stop at Joyce’s school, I wonder? Maybe she’s got something to admit to, or something she wants from Joyce…

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      no really any minute now a man in a trench coat is going to show up and take her back home before the aliens show up

      • Chaotic Candy
        Chaotic Candy
        November 3, 2014 at 11:21 pm | #

        As long as she kicks the man in the nuts and steals his hat.

  9. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce is alive. It’s a miracle!

  10. Dean
    Dean
    November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Holy crap, Becky’s run away from college! Ridin’ the rails to Californey, hobo-style!

    She has obviously come to Joyce for bindle-tying tips.

  11. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    November 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Calling it now: Becky was sent to basically spy on Joyce’s school, to see if she’s being corrupted. Alternately, that was just her excuse to go visit.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I think it’s more likely she’s here on her own volition, and she potentially ran away, or as much as an adult can run away in these situations. Otherwise, they’d have given her a phone to check in or something.

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        November 3, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        And *I* think it’s more likely that Becky just killed and ate like three other students at her school and is having one last good-times-with-Joyce thing before they find her and cart her off.

        • Itama
          Itama
          November 3, 2014 at 4:09 pm | #

          hmmmm…. this seems unlikely.
          .
          .
          .
          she’s probably just here to eat joyce as well.

          • MrBurrows
            MrBurrows
            November 7, 2014 at 11:59 am | #

            I’m sure she would love to eat Joyce, if you know what I mean.

    • J42
      J42
      November 3, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

      Maybe, though if she was on church/family spying errands she wouldn’t be looking at abominationary apps or admitting to watching sacrilegious sitcoms.
      Though it would make sense that she search Joyce’s phone.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      November 3, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

      Maybe she was kicked out? For some sort of conduct that the school would not approve of (they probably couldn’t legally kick her out for being a lesbian, but if they figured out she was one, they might be able to drum up some BS reason to kick her out).

      • Lawzlo
        Lawzlo
        November 3, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

        Just a theory, obviously.

      • Benjy
        Benjy
        November 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm | #

        There are no state-wide LBGTQ anti-discrimination measures in Indiana. It varies by county if/how far LGBTQ people are protected, and I’m not sure what Madison County’s policies are. Besides, I’m sure private institutions like universities can lobby for religious protection against anti-discrimination laws and have that reason accepted, even if it makes no legal or moral sense.

      • Benjy
        Benjy
        November 3, 2014 at 12:08 pm | #

        So I wouldn’t be surprised if she was kicked out explicitly for being a lesbian.

      • drs
        drs
        November 3, 2014 at 2:09 pm | #

        For making eye babies with another girl.

  12. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 3, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Don’t worry, Sarah. I’m sure this’ll neeeever be brought up again.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Are you calling Ethan a chick, Joyce? That’s just insensitive.

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 3, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      that guy is man, a man who probably dreams of glitter and rainbows but a man nonetheless

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        November 3, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

        Which of the giant space robots and Batman are the glitter and which the rainbows?

        • Psi-Baka-Onna
          Psi-Baka-Onna
          November 3, 2014 at 3:49 am | #

          Well Batman did have to keep changing the colour of his costume that one time to foil a villain. The Silver age was weird.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          November 3, 2014 at 3:50 am | #

          Well, since the giant space robots are PLAYSKOOL colored, that allows us to deduce some things about how the batsignal works.

  14. Z3tto
    Z3tto
    November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Joyce’s abductee power in this universe is the ability to create sweater vests at will.

    • ShaggyDonahugh
      ShaggyDonahugh
      November 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      She can throw The Good Book at ya faster than a speeding bullet.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        She’s able to make tall conclusions in a single bound.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          November 3, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          Her friendship is more powerful than a locomotive.

          • Hannah
            Hannah
            November 3, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

            She’s Superfundie!

  15. Regalli
    Regalli
    November 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    … Sooo. I get the distinct feeling Becky’s running away, then.

    Or at the very least, testing waters for an eventual cutting off.

    • OnnaStik
      OnnaStik
      November 3, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

      Or she’s already been cut off. I’m thinking of last strip’s lesbian speculations in a much sadder light now…

      • PlainMarie
        PlainMarie
        November 3, 2014 at 6:31 am | #

        This is where my mind went. Becky came out to her parents and was kicked out. Becky’s morose musings to Sarah also seemed to imply that she anticipates “losing” Joyce as well.

    • Arani
      Arani
      November 3, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

      Yeah, I gotta agree – the ‘cancelled’ classes didn’t seem quite right, and the more we hear from Becky, the more it feels like there’s something else going on. Also, you know, that whole meta-knowledge that we’re all probably going to end up shouting “DAMN YOU WILLIS!” at some point in this story…

      • Lone Wolf
        Lone Wolf
        November 3, 2014 at 10:43 am | #

        Dumbing of Age is like if every episode of Deep Space Nine was an “O’Brien must suffer” episode and everyone in the cast is O’Brien.

  16. Morty
    Morty
    November 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    solid snake alert nose go!

    • Morty
      Morty
      November 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      *noise. dang it

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        November 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Nose works, too.

    • Emperor Kiva
      Emperor Kiva
      November 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      !

  17. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    With Ethan’s sexuality and Becky’s uhm…”something”, Sarah’s a real natural at deduction.

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      November 3, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      She gets a job as a detective. I hope Willis makes a comic about that.

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        November 3, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

        Maybe she can go to the GWS-verse and join the Love Detectives.

        • andmangrewproud
          andmangrewproud
          November 3, 2014 at 11:53 am | #

          I can totally see her as a rival to Hazel, who dislikes her only for Jaime to comment that “You too are a lot alike.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      That’s not being very deductive. If she was truly deductive she’d already deduced what it is. Sherlock Holmes would know her mother’s maiden name 20 minutes before she even showed up.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        November 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        True that. Sarah catches on to suspicious stuff quickly then. It’s in her nature I s’pose.

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        November 3, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        Doesn’t it count for something that SArah doesn’t weight circumstantial evidence and spurious logic so heavily?

  18. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    November 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I get the feeling Becky’s visit isn’t solely just to see Joyce for happy reasons.

  19. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Thinking of all the Y-chromosome people in DoA, I cannot think of any one of them besides Jacob who hasn’t proven to be at least somewhat of an asshole.

    • ShaggyDonahugh
      ShaggyDonahugh
      November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Joe’s obviously a horndog, Mike…Yea…, Walky is only sort of a dick to Joyce, and Danny….Danny’s not that bad is he? An idiot surely, but an asshole?

    • Emperor Kiva
      Emperor Kiva
      November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah agreed

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      There is Jocelyn.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Actually Jo….never mind

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        That depends on if Jocelyn actually has a Y-chromosome or not.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          November 3, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          Entirely true. But then, I don’t think we know the chromosomal makeup of anyone on the cast for sure in that respect.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            November 3, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            Oh! There is *Scrolls tags* Jeremiah and Reno, they were both thoroughly decent dudes from what little we saw of them. And I think also Mike’s dad, probably?

            • John
              John
              November 3, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

              I’m still not convinced that the Warners haven’t been making an insanely dedicated effort to troll Mike his entire life.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                November 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm | #

                … Okay, that I want to see, like, yesterday.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      November 3, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Jacob was a bit of a jerk in the extent to which he was using “making fun of Joyce” as a way of talking to Sarah.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 3, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

        It was Sarah who was using “making fun of Joyce” as a way to talk to Jacob.

  20. newllend
    newllend
    November 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    the fact that she hates all her male friends isn’t helping her disprove that she might a lesbian.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      November 3, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      She hates the way they act, but like dude butts. I think that’s not uncommon.

    • Emperor Kiva
      Emperor Kiva
      November 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Your brain needs examining

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        November 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        ^ sorry forgot to add newlland

        • newllend
          newllend
          November 3, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          go ahead and take a peak, it will be just like staring into Cthulhu’s eyes

          • Spaz
            Spaz
            November 3, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

            http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/16/11/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_original-grid-image-29428-1413473066-4.gif

          • Emperor Kiva
            Emperor Kiva
            November 3, 2014 at 4:40 am | #

            It’s cool I got a knife that can kill everything. I got it from a guy in a trench coat who’s name is Castiel.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      It also seems she’s furthering Beckster into trying out lesbianism.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        November 3, 2014 at 8:33 pm | #

        Or squirrelism.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      I’m straight and I don’t hate all MY male friends.

  21. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    November 3, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce is wearing the same cloths from the first day.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Joyce did promise to never change after all… 😀

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        November 3, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

        Becky: “Uh, you can change THOSE”

    • RickZarber
      RickZarber
      November 3, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      Yay, I was looking for comments on that. It’s a nice touch!

  22. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    I think Sarah would make a better superhero than Amazi-Girl between her deductive skills and ‘baseball-bat-to-the-rapist’s-face’ skills.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      We have a probable sidekick to AmaziGirl: Sarah “The Law” Clinton.

      • takashid
        takashid
        November 3, 2014 at 2:16 am | #

        Sidekick? more like the superman to her batman. and i think Sarah’s hero name should be “Old Testament God” myself. That strip remains my favorite of all of DOA to this day

        • John
          John
          November 3, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

          My candidate is “Bat-Woman”.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            November 3, 2014 at 8:34 pm | #

            I thought her superhero name was God.

            • John
              John
              November 3, 2014 at 9:45 pm | #

              No, that’s her secret identity.

  23. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    November 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Hmm. Now I think Becky is hoping Joyce can hook her up with a dude cause Andersen’s probably a super celibate place.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Becky knows all about the loophole.

  24. liahansen
    liahansen
    November 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    I would bring up Carla, but then again, she actually probably makes that list for the same reason as Mike.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      November 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Yeah, and that’s assuming Joyce even knows her at all, much less that she’s trans.

      Similarly, Malaya would totally make that list if Joyce knew her.

      • Mr k
        Mr k
        November 3, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Maybe if Amazi-Girl hits her again, she’ll lose her memory and become nice!

      • What If I Don't Have A Name?
        What If I Don't Have A Name?
        November 3, 2014 at 5:16 pm | #

        Whoa, wait, Carla is trans? When did we find this out? I mean, looking back at some of the past strips she’s been in, a couple of her comments make more sense if she were trans, like:

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/purpleandskates/
        Sal – “You’re pretty dang tall.”
        Carla – “There’s a reason for that.”

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/permanent/
        Carla – “There’s a dick on my whiteboard! That is a hate crime!”

        But I don’t think it was said anywhere in the official comic strip, or at least not in any of the strips she’s tagged in. Did Willis say this on his blog at some point?

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          November 3, 2014 at 9:09 pm | #

          I think Willis did word-of-God this at some point. Carla is trans, yes.

  25. liahansen
    liahansen
    November 3, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Also, did anyone else think Becky had a terrible pink dinosaur-claw in panel four for a second?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 3, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      I didn’t until you mentioned it.

  26. Gangler
    Gangler
    November 3, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    Okay, so three possibilities on my head.

    1. Like others have put forward, she could be running away from home.

    2. She misses Joyce enough to put up with the surely catastrophic consequences when her parents find out, with possible non-platanic implications to this gesture.

    3. She’s been sent to check up on Joyce, report back on whether or not Joyce is healthy, safe, sticking to the straight and narrow, etc. Mostly with the intention of putting everybody’s minds at ease but with terrible ramifications for Joyce if Becky learns of anything worrying.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      November 3, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      Oooh, 3 would be an interesting option, especially as it could potentially turn into a ‘my parents are kinda f-ed up’ moment for Joyce.

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 3, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

      two of these seem the same and the other sounds so underhanded and diabolical that I almost want that to actually be whats be whats going on.

      but who would she report too? the evil corrupt church cult organization that run Joyce’s home town?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        November 3, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

        Well, there’s running away, and there’s just sneaking off and accepting the consequences for such. I think that’s the difference between 1 and 2.

        I have a friend that pretty much believes the church in the mall where her son does tae kwan do is exactly an evil corrupt church cult. I think it was cus of something on HBO.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 3, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

        I imagine she’d report back to her parents, who would pass the information along to Joyce’s parents, who would inform any other concerned parties asking about Joyce’s wellbeing, who will then make the news a topic of conversation with the rest of the church community, who would then shame and embarrass Joyce’s parents into taking harsher action than they might otherwise have chosen.

  27. Sam
    Sam
    November 3, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Go Sarah go. That is suspicious, investigation time!

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      November 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

      It was good that she mentioned how she was raised but that’ll only broke one of the psyche- locks. She still has at least two to go.

  28. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    November 3, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Huh. Becky is literally the first character to appear in the strip. That is strange.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      November 3, 2014 at 2:44 pm | #

      Her head has sure shrunk since then.

  29. caramelundqueer
    caramelundqueer
    November 3, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

    I’d be willing to consider the idea of Becky running away from home if it hadn’t more or less been established that she’s living on campus at her college.

  30. StoryMagnet
    StoryMagnet
    November 3, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    But the state is Indiana, so bussing halfway across it is only, like, one transfer. Now if it were a real-sized state, I’d wonder too.

    • John
      John
      November 3, 2014 at 8:50 am | #

      Indiana’s a pretty decent-sized state! (says the Vermonter)

    • Benjy
      Benjy
      November 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm | #

      Hey! Indiana is a big enough boot to completely squish Kentucky!

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm | #

      I took a bus once from western Wisconsin to Columbus Ohio, and only had to change buses twice — Chicago and Indianapolis.  And they still managed to misplace my bike at Indy.

  31. Packy
    Packy
    November 3, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    I know that it’s a real college in Indiana, but every time I see Becky in her Anderson University shirt, it feels like Willis is giving a shout-out to ME.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      November 3, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

      Becky’s hoodie just wants to be friends.

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        November 3, 2014 at 2:45 pm | #

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  32. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 3, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    Joyce wouldn’t introduce Becky to Joe (horn dog extrodinaire), Walky (he already hogs up all of her college best friend Dorothy’s time and she doesn’t want him taking up Becky’s time too, and would you introduce Mike to your best friend? Would you introduce Mike to anyone?

    Joyce found her sweater vest quick enough, by magic 🙂

    Becky can’t have a phone because she a fundamental shut in maybe?
    She may be running away, but she’s Joyce’s best friend pretty sure she will tell her soon if so.
    She may be sent to spy on Joyce, but it’s a bit late, Joyce won’t go home now. She’s learned to say no to her parents when they told her to stop seeing Dorothy.

    As to Becky thinking Joyce’s is a lesbian. Ain’t buying that.
    As I said first time it came up: these two have been brainwashed about what sex will do to them: how would they react to homosexual relations for each other or with another person?
    Probably run screaming into the sunset and hide under the bed or something.
    Not saying it isn’t possible, home school religious or not: just not at this stage of the game: Joyce is surely not ready. Becky may be more wordldy than we know, guess we will find out.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      November 3, 2014 at 2:18 am | #

      Maybe Becky doesn’t even knows what a lesbian is, and just thinks it’s natural for girls to be attracted to each other that way. And it is not what she had been warned about, so she doesn’t make the connection that it might, just might, be PMHP.

      Or maybe she prefers squirrels.

      • Benjy
        Benjy
        November 3, 2014 at 12:44 pm | #

        I like this theory. Like when parents go out of their way to stress that their kids are never to say a “BAD WORD”, but never say what that bad word was, so the kid hears it and repeats it not knowing it was bad and gets punished for it. Only in this case it would be about 10x worse than that.

  33. newllend
    newllend
    November 3, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    Its really funny that the 3 guys she cant stand the most are probably the ones she will possibly end up with.

    • chris73
      chris73
      November 3, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

      What gets me is that Joe is a good guy, yes he wants to bone anything but he respects boundaries and is secure in his manhood

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        November 3, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

        Anything, you say?

        • chris73
          chris73
          November 3, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

          Well maybe just girls but still he asks the question and when declined he back off

          • Ruck Bogers
            Ruck Bogers
            November 3, 2014 at 5:11 am | #

            So, those lady squirrels should be watching their asses, eh?

            • xKiv
              xKiv
              November 3, 2014 at 5:57 pm | #

              They can’t consent in a way that Joe would understand, so they are probably safe.
              The squirrels, and the asses too.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 3, 2014 at 7:20 am | #

      If you consider Anti-Joyce, those three guys are also the three guys IW! Joyce has at least smooched up with.

      • 4th Dimension
        4th Dimension
        November 3, 2014 at 12:20 pm | #

        I don’t remember her smooching with Mike.

        • Nono
          Nono
          November 3, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

          At least.

          I’d considering doing Mike a bit further ahead than first base.

  34. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    November 3, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

    My theory (which I haven’t seen anywhere else in this thread yet) is that Becky has gotten expelled from her private, Christian college, and is having to transfer to a public, state college.

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 3, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

      Don’t think so.  If she had gotten expelled/transferred to IU she’d have shown up with some baggage or something.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      November 3, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

      I like this hypothesis. Based on what we’ve seen, Becky is both more willing to press the boundaries of her restrictive upbringing, and on a permanent sugar high. Those are not a combination that restrictive religious institutions like.

  35. March
    March
    November 3, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

    Oh hell, this bird done flown the coop, hasn’t she?

  36. Henry
    Henry
    November 3, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

    Why am I starting to suspect that of the two of them, Becky is the less-repressed of the two, despite having apparently come from an even stricter home?

    • Stil
      Stil
      November 3, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

      Sometimes people internalize the rules less, despite the reinforcement. Almost everyone is more likely to just not tell their parents than Joyce.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

      Sometimes when you grasp something too tightly it slips through your fingers and you lose it entirely. Sometimes giving something just enough room to move around gives them enough of an illusion of freedom to not realise how caged they really are.

      That’s kind of been the whole storyline for Joyce, she thought she had a happy, loving home. Then she entered the real world, saw what people were really like and how they’re not sin incarnate despite each doing something she found sinful and when she tried to share that with her family they responded with hatred and tried to force their beliefs into her. I think if anything that’s what has shaken Joyce’s core more than anything, her faith in her parents and their wisdom has been shaken and if she can’t be sure of that how can she be sure of anything they taught her?

  37. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 3, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

    deus ex machina

    • Itama
      Itama
      November 3, 2014 at 10:46 pm | #

      no

  38. JustSomeGuy
    JustSomeGuy
    November 3, 2014 at 3:01 am | #

    anyone else feelin like she’s actually ridiculously deviant and either:
    a: a closet lesbian with hots for joyce or
    b: looking to hook up, will succeed, and joyce will walk in on her and have a mental breakdown

    • fit-to-freak
      fit-to-freak
      November 3, 2014 at 11:08 am | #

      being a lesbian isn’t deviant…

      • Benjy
        Benjy
        November 3, 2014 at 12:41 pm | #

        It is to their (Joyce and Becky’s) Fundie point-of-view.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        November 3, 2014 at 8:43 pm | #

        It is however possible to be a lesbian AND deviant.

  39. Very Good Karma
    Very Good Karma
    November 3, 2014 at 3:58 am | #

    Ominous feeling continues to be ominous.

  40. snark
    snark
    November 3, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

    I’m not sure the best place to link this, but here goes

    psst I wrote a theme song for Dumbing of Age and recorded a test of it with some unfinished illustrations: http://youtu.be/CQJnHliQ2VE

  41. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    November 3, 2014 at 4:25 am | #

    Y-chromosome? You better watch Your mouth with that science-talk young lady.

  42. Triniking1234
    Triniking1234
    November 3, 2014 at 4:28 am | #

    Detective Sarah works FAST.

  43. JohnnyO
    JohnnyO
    November 3, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

    Across the state? the only college called Anderson I know is in SC.

    • Thomas64
      Thomas64
      November 3, 2014 at 6:39 pm | #

      Prepare to have your knowledge expanded, then

  44. The_Master
    The_Master
    November 3, 2014 at 9:10 am | #

    Something tells me she’s way better socialized than Joyce.

    • gears
      gears
      November 3, 2014 at 3:33 pm | #

      It’s already been established that Joyce is the best socialized of her homeschooling group.

  45. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 3, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

    Joyce has stashes of clothes hidden all over campus in case she has to change in a hurry from her secret identity – the ding-dong bandit.

  46. CarlaGriffin
    CarlaGriffin
    November 3, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

    “Depending on how good your gaydar is you probably shouldn’t meet Ethan either…”

  47. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    November 3, 2014 at 10:42 am | #

    I’m surprised Joyce knows what a Chromosome is. Aren’t fundies, like, totally against science?

    • Will
      Will
      November 3, 2014 at 11:01 am | #

      No. They are against specific aspects of science that directly contradict their dogma.

      You can’t say chromossomes don’t exist. We can see them.
      Evolution is bit more abstract than things you can actually see in a microscope, so they still try to deny and strawman/misrepresent it.

      They also won’t deny atoms and gravity, but Big Bang and 6 billion years old Earth is a big fat lie for them, somehow. And so on.

      They see the science they approve of as “how God did things”, and science they disagree with as “naturalistic/liberal/atheistic/satanist lies”.

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        November 3, 2014 at 11:40 am | #

        I believe god made science so he/she could work his wonders. And us humans could have our own little explanation.

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          November 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm | #

          As some would describe it. The world is but a sims game that god has left running. Now if you’re excuse me, I’m going out for a swim. Right after I destroy the pool ladder of course.

      • OmegaDez
        OmegaDez
        November 4, 2014 at 12:50 pm | #

        You can’t just take science apart and just pick the aspects that you like.
        Evolution is just as observable as chromosomes.

        Just see how selective breeding made the various dog breeds so wildly different, and apply this on a planetary scale for millions of years…

        The worst part is, evolution doesn’t even denies the existence of God. It makes him much more awesome, if anything.

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      November 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm | #

      I wondered about that too. I mean, one day they talk about chromosomes, and before You know it, they are mastering in microbiology. And marxism.

  48. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    November 3, 2014 at 10:51 am | #

    Am I crazy, or does Becky basically look like a female version of Danny with red hair and freckles?

  49. LiamAldam
    LiamAldam
    November 3, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

    So everyone’s speculating that Becky’s hiding something but coming out has been done so many times so far in this series. My theory: Becky may have been cut off or running away or what have you but because she totally had some premarital hanky-panky and got preggo.

  50. andmangrewproud
    andmangrewproud
    November 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm | #

    Ok Alternative theory: Becky met a man, and they’re getting married, and she came to ask Joyce to be her maid of honor. This causes Joyce to have a panic attack because the whole reason she went to college is to find a guy and get married, not to get an education, and she feels like a failure.

  51. Benjy
    Benjy
    November 3, 2014 at 12:12 pm | #

    So I’m going to hazard a guess that when Joyce was desperately trying to get a hold of Becky, Becky was having her own crisis?

    • John Madden
      John Madden
      November 3, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

      That’d be my guess.

    • Heather
      Heather
      November 3, 2014 at 2:09 pm | #

      Sounds pretty likely.

  52. DAS
    DAS
    November 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm | #

    Becky is so relatable it makes me uncomfortable. Willis is a damn good writer.

    I would totally buy that she ran away entirely to meet Joyce. No sexuality reasons. Just that she desperately needs Joyce, who understandably wasn’t there for her. She may not feel wronged, but she lost the person she needs.
    My upbringing was certainly less extreme, but uh, honestly, I see her, and I just read Depression in Denial.
    If this were 19 year old me, the translations could come out to this:

    “I know my place” = “I’m tempted to be unhappy about this, but clearly that’s not fair and having those feelings is invalid”

    “yes, ma’am!” = “we’ve been best friends since teeny tot times!”, which translates to: “we’ve been each other’s life preserver forever!”, which translates to: “I haven’t realized what this implies about our lives!”

    Keep in mind, that world that repressive world that Joyce escaped, just in time to develop into an adult? Becky hasn’t had that. She’s going to the religious school that was chosen for her. Now that her BFF has matured and developed into more of a free-feeling person, she’s going to have to learn that her old friend no longer exists, in a way.

    Becky seems smart enough to get that, but repressed enough to not give herself a break.

    YES I’M READING A BIT MUCH INTO IT

  53. vangeln
    vangeln
    November 3, 2014 at 3:22 pm | #

    Don’t trust her Becky! She’s gonna take you to her stall.

  54. SeanNOLA
    SeanNOLA
    November 3, 2014 at 3:36 pm | #

    Option 1: Becky is pregnant. She left school and she was afraid to tell her parents, so she went to Joyce.

    Option 2: Joyce was Becky’s crutch all through school. She is failing out of school and (again) can’t go home to tell her parents.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 3, 2014 at 5:56 pm | #

      It’s been less than two months though. Unless she’s already had a large amount of her coursework required in I don’t see how she can be failing, especially in freshman year, unless there’s some mandatory attendance policy she’s failing obviously and badly.

  55. Danielle
    Danielle
    November 3, 2014 at 4:06 pm | #

    Was it a deliberate decision to have Joyce be wearing the same clothes as her first day? (had to go back all the way to the very first strip to confirm that)

  56. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 3, 2014 at 4:49 pm | #

    That’s not Joyce! It’s a shower detritus golem!

  57. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    November 3, 2014 at 5:44 pm | #

    Becky, professional Towel-Girl

    ( I bet thats fore-shadowing . Its Checkovs Wet-towel )

  58. Bodehn
    Bodehn
    November 3, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

    So I’ma see if I can’t guess a few things here:

    1) Becky has run away from her home/college
    2) She’s going to be REALLY disappointed when Joyce introduces her to Ethan
    3) She’s actually gay, in the closet and is REALLY into Joyce

    Not sure if I’m right or if other people have said similar/complete opposite things. Place yer bets!

    Alternatively, if you want to clear this up or tell me to wait and see Mr Willis, Pornlord and rule of the “DAMN YOU”s, I’d be much obliged.

    • Bodehn
      Bodehn
      November 3, 2014 at 6:50 pm | #

      *Ruler. Accursed typos.

  59. AriBerri
    AriBerri
    November 3, 2014 at 7:21 pm | #

    Holy crap guys. If you hit first, we can see a comparison of old Becky and Joyce drawings versus present style. That was a very fortuneate coincidence.

  60. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    November 3, 2014 at 7:26 pm | #

    You have no business eyeballin’ the squirrels’ ends, Becky. Whatever those are.

  61. Resulli
    Resulli
    November 3, 2014 at 8:17 pm | #

    I think even if Becky hasn’t run away she’s taking advantage of her freedom while living away from home. Like Joyce, she’s seeing more of the world but I don’t think she’s as in denial as Joyce is either.

  62. chris73
    chris73
    November 3, 2014 at 9:21 pm | #

    Last panel Becky looks a lot like Danny

  63. Slinx
    Slinx
    November 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm | #

    Secret Road Trip!

  64. Sean
    Sean
    November 3, 2014 at 10:50 pm | #

    I’m guessing that christian school she went to didn’t turn out so great.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      April 15, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

      …ok, you won an internet.

  65. shammers
    shammers
    November 4, 2014 at 9:03 pm | #

    why do i feel like she ran away a long time ago

  66. Rheios
    Rheios
    May 18, 2015 at 9:01 pm | #

    I have actually done the clothes hiding under a towel thing.

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