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by David M Willis on February 22, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Three's a Crowd
└ Tags: becky, dorothy, ethan, joyce, walky

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  1. Haven
    Haven
    February 22, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    And the shoe drops.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      February 22, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      QUICK!!! SOMEONE CATCH IT!!!

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        Too late. It belongs to Ruth now.

        • grantimusmaximus
          grantimusmaximus
          February 22, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

          Last I remember someone threw it down the hall in a fit of teenage rebellion.

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            February 22, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

            A certain ‘bony poindexter’?

          • Safgaftsa
            Safgaftsa
            February 22, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

            It was valiantly kicked. We all remember the seriousness on Dorothy’s face.

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      February 22, 2015 at 5:45 am | #

      sssssssssssss bouth that…….

  2. Lucca
    Lucca
    February 22, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh nooooo….

    • Lucca
      Lucca
      February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Oh sweet, I accurately predicted that that comment would be appropriated when I typed it 4 hours ago

      • Safgaftsa
        Safgaftsa
        February 22, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

        I sincerely hope that Gravitar was a random act of nature.

      • Deimir
        Deimir
        February 22, 2015 at 6:45 pm | #

        It’s a Willis comic. On any given day you have a 75% chance of that comment being applicable.

        • Deimir
          Deimir
          February 22, 2015 at 6:46 pm | #

          Ooh, shmancy new gravatar. I dig it.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        February 22, 2015 at 7:02 pm | #

        Your mother is appropriated.

        (for a unit of change)

        • Crazy Dina
          Crazy Dina
          February 22, 2015 at 10:42 pm | #

          Is that unit of charge $0.05?

  3. magey
    magey
    February 22, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    oh dear

  4. All Hail Dina
    All Hail Dina
    February 22, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh that is NOT going to go well.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 22, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

      Should be interesting, though. Dorothy knows the score, and she’s not happy about it… so the ball’s in her court.

  5. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    February 22, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Hey yeah, I just realized that Becky probably looks more “bony” than Dorothy in the first place; where does that girl get off?

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      In her room. To pictures of blonde girls in sweater vests.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Everyone’s got their fetish.

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        I really thought I was setting someone up for “In Joyce’s bed, after Joyce falls asleep.”

      • grantimusmaximus
        grantimusmaximus
        February 22, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        And really, who could blame her?

        • That Damn Rat
          That Damn Rat
          February 22, 2015 at 7:06 am | #

          Special Victims Unit?

          • Law
            Law
            February 22, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

            DUN DUN.

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      Okay, actually after looking at some other Becky appaearances I guess she’s maybe a little curvier than my mental picture of her. And I always think of Dorothy and Amber as having like the exact same body type but I guess Dorothy is a little slimmer. Oh, when oh when will fictional girls stop giving each other shit over how they look. *wink wink fictional righhhht*

      • Leadsynth
        Leadsynth
        February 22, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

        “Bony” was a mean thing for Becky to say, but Dorothy is definitely thin. Amber seems much curvier (“Hugs Bosoms” and all)…I guess Amber is more Becky’s type? Love the variety of body shapes in this comic. Makes it realistic.

        • GRARGABLROAR
          GRARGABLROAR
          February 22, 2015 at 2:11 am | #

          Especially considering we’ve seen Dorothy mostly nekkid and I certainly don’t recall her being awkwardly gangly.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            February 22, 2015 at 9:42 am | #

            Dotty’s what I’d call ‘athletic’. a jogger’s physique. Small, light, well-muscled, with a thin but healthy layer of fat beneath the skin. They’re definitely in the popular style of ‘attractive’, but they require a lot of exercise to maintain, and athletic women don’t tend to have the breast size I enjoy. My $.02, salt to taste.

          • AnotherBisexualDanny
            AnotherBisexualDanny
            February 24, 2015 at 3:12 am | #

            If you get Slipshine you can do side by side.

        • John
          John
          February 22, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

          I think Becky’s type is Joyce. She hides it under the sweater-vests, but she’s definitely curvier than Dorothy, if not up to Amber or Billie’s standard.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            February 22, 2015 at 1:58 pm | #

            You think Joyce covers up something nice Velma from Scooby Doo style? Interesting. And they’ve grown up together too, so she’d have more chances of seeing Joyce under her layers than most too…

            • Yet_One_More_Idiot
              Yet_One_More_Idiot
              February 22, 2015 at 7:16 pm | #

              Y’see, I’d have thought that Dorothy is curvier than Joyce, based on what I’ve seen of how they’re each usually drawn. Or perhaps I’m wrong.

              Or perhaps Becky is just trying to goad Joyce into defending her crush and accidentally outing herself. ;-P

          • Sailor_Arashi
            Sailor_Arashi
            February 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm | #

            I think Becky’s type is Joyce. Full stop. So of course she’s gonna rag on Dorothy…aka Replacement Becky.

    • Jack
      Jack
      February 22, 2015 at 2:53 am | #

      Well remember, Becky once thought Joyce had a thing for her, too. I took that one controversial comic as Becky being a little self-deprecating and calling Dorothy _and_ herself bony.

      (It’s still a mean thing to say, but exactly the kind of “candor” you get from college freshman who are trying to discover themselves.)

    • ScumlordAzazel
      ScumlordAzazel
      February 22, 2015 at 2:19 pm | #

      She was probably commenting on her boobs, mostly. Becky has a larger chest than Dorothy.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        February 22, 2015 at 7:05 pm | #

        Nobody wants bony boobies.

    • Church
      Church
      February 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm | #

      With your mom for a nickel

  6. meghantheworldeater
    meghantheworldeater
    February 22, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Goddamnit. I haven’t felt this sad in a long time D:

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      February 22, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Not gonna lie, I immediately pictured Obi-Wan Kenobi saying that.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 22, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        I felt a great disturbance in the fandom, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and then went to the comments section to express their feelings.

        • Kang the Unbalanced
          Kang the Unbalanced
          February 22, 2015 at 2:47 am | #

          See, this is why millions of intelligent (or somewhat) beings think well of you. Incidentally, are you in need of another race to commit violence on your behalf at the drop of a hat? I feel the Klingons are greatly underrepresented.

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        February 22, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        Becky has the power to destroy an entire planet? DAMN!

        • grantimusmaximus
          grantimusmaximus
          February 22, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

          If only you knew the power of the shaved side…cut.

          • meghantheworldeater
            meghantheworldeater
            February 22, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

            Joyce! Lez out with me! And together we will rule this college!

            • grantimusmaximus
              grantimusmaximus
              February 22, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

              I’LL NEVER LEZ OUT WITH YOU! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

              • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                Yet_One_More_Idiot
                February 22, 2015 at 7:15 pm | #

                Joyce: I’LL NEVER LEZ OUT WITH YOU, BECKY! BUT I MIGHT LEZ OUT WITH DOROTHY….

                …o shit did I just say that out loud??

                Dorothy: O_O
                Dorothy: =O_O=

          • Kang the Unbalanced
            Kang the Unbalanced
            February 22, 2015 at 2:48 am | #

            Thanks, I’m well aware of the power of the shaved side. *Ahem*

  7. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Took her long enough.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      February 22, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

      She’s been a little distracted with the Joyce and Becky situation.

  8. Dusk Tornado
    Dusk Tornado
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    She has crossed a line here. Let’s see how that works for her now

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      I think it works by at least two of the three people she just met not becoming her friends.

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        February 22, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        One outta three ain’t bad…

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          February 22, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

          One at best.

          • Itama
            Itama
            February 22, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

            yeah…
            i’m seeing tolerance from all three, but no actual friendship.

            • Itama
              Itama
              February 22, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

              it would be interesting if walky got development via annoyance at his female counterpart, though.

              • grantimusmaximus
                grantimusmaximus
                February 22, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

                Walky? Development?…eh, stranger things have happened.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 22, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      SORRY, I DIDN’T SEE IT.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 22, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

      Who is “she”? Becky? Joyce? Dorothy? Probably Dorothy. I know she kinda censored it down to “Jeez” but that is still using the lord’s name in vain and obviously the most terrible thing anyone in that group has done.

  9. Kris
    Kris
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Ummmm irony?

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      February 22, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.
      Now that…is…irony!

      • Vincent
        Vincent
        February 22, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

        You know what is irony?

        Iron.

        Pretty irony, if you ask me.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 22, 2015 at 4:18 am | #

          Naw, that’s ferrous. Or ferric. Depends on how many electrons you pilfer.

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            February 22, 2015 at 12:22 pm | #

            See, Vincent, you gotta steel yourself for pedantry when you make that pun.

            • Rycan
              Rycan
              February 22, 2015 at 3:09 pm | #

              And chemists

      • grantimusmaximus
        grantimusmaximus
        February 22, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

        Who let Bender in here?

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 22, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        Ironically, I’m pretty sure that definition is actually for sarcasm. 😉

        • Hoodiecrow
          Hoodiecrow
          February 22, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

          No, sarcasm is a mean, harsh comment that can be ironic but doesn’t have to be.

          • Trolldrool
            Trolldrool
            February 22, 2015 at 1:50 pm | #

            Not always. Sarcasm can be meanspirited, but can also be an impassive method of pointing out ironic situations. Unless used in a chat room or comment section where it’s impossible to detect and inevitably gets taken seriously by everyone except the person using it. Until that person sees a sarcastic remark by someone else and inevitably takes it seriously.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 22, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

      *kkkkgkggkg* HAAHAHAAAHehhehheheeeeehoo hhoohhohhohhoooohaaahahaahahaaheeehhehehe… he he’s.. HER beard! HEEEHEEHEHAAAA HA haaahahahaha!

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        February 22, 2015 at 7:34 pm | #

        Mutual beardage, mayhaps? 🙂

    • Kintrex
      Kintrex
      February 22, 2015 at 3:05 pm | #

      Of the dramatic variety.

  10. PBManning
    PBManning
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    well isn’t it great how all this is not awkward in the slightest yep no problems here.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    *plays Boston’s “Smokin'” on the Muzak*

  12. MelanieWaffle
    MelanieWaffle
    February 22, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Dorothy really needs to go with them for damage control.

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      February 22, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

      What damage is there to be controlled? Beck can’t really get too mad at Joyce for being the same way SHE was ‘fore college.

  13. MiffedMab
    MiffedMab
    February 22, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Welp

  14. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    February 22, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    In the grand tradition of crazy Joyce face gravatars, that first one would look pretty corking with like a cyborg eye filling in for where Becky’s head is.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 22, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      A Terminator Joyce? Promissing. Imagining her meeting Sal.

      “I need your clothes, your boots, and a ride on your motorcycle. And can I please brush your hair?”

  15. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    February 22, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Okay, this took a while to dawn on me, but I think I know some of what’s going on here.

    Becky is not entirely over Joyce, romantically.

    She can be a jerk, but she usually has a REASON. One would think she’d want to make as many friends as she could, as fast as she could, because she IS scared and she DOES need support.

    But instead, we get “So this is your REAL boyfriend! TOTALLY REAL! Well, cool! If you guys wanna kiss in front of me right now, go for it! Not that you have to prove anything, but… tell you what, I’ll wait.” Getting Joyce to admit that this is not a real relationship removes one obstacle.

    Assuming that obstacle #2, Joyce not liking girls, will just kind of work itself out as Joyce’s sexual awakening continues– which *I* don’t think it will but *Becky* might still believe it will– then obstacle #3 is Dorothy, and that’s why Becky treats her like The Competition.

    Alternate theory: Becky HAS accepted Joyce’s straightness, more or less, but she’s still jealous of Ethan and Dorothy’s relationships with her as boyfriend and “girl-crush,” just as Joyce is jealous of Walky for the time he gets to spend with Dorothy.

    • Kiapdx
      Kiapdx
      February 22, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      She has no idea that the true “girl crush” is Sal. And way out of everyone’s league.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      February 22, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      I read the comic assuming it was the “alternate theory” (the “main theory” not even occurring to me; I had to read the comments section to realize that possibility-derp). I’m still hoping the alternate theory is the truth, not least because Willis got me to like Becky an awful lot by this point.

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        February 22, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

        (oh, hai, new gravatar. I thought I’d be Dina until the end of time)

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 22, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

          Yeah, but now you’re MARCIE, the best grav of all time!

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            February 22, 2015 at 2:15 pm | #

            (thumbs up)

            • Crazy Dina
              Crazy Dina
              February 22, 2015 at 5:23 pm | #

              Oh shoot. Now you’re going to have to sign everything. How am I supposed to turn text into sign language so that I can turn it into words I understand?!?!

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        February 22, 2015 at 4:18 pm | #

        That’s the warning sign. Soon as you start liking a DoA character, you discover some way they are secretly horrible. I’m assuming at this point that Dorothy’s closet is packed full of ritually sacrificed kittens and puppies.

        • Crazy Dina
          Crazy Dina
          February 22, 2015 at 7:55 pm | #

          Dina seems fine though!

    • Keisha
      Keisha
      February 22, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      Your theory is my favourite thus far. And makes the most sense with Becky’s attitude.

      • Keisha
        Keisha
        February 22, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        Sweet, I’m Becky now! …Kinda miss being Ruth, though.

    • winter
      winter
      February 22, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

      I am at the very least on board with your alt theory.

      I don’t know how anybody could possibly think Becky was over Joyce. She just got rejected last night. I would usually prescribe a week of staying more or less away from each other, during which Becky would ideally break down the pedestal she put Joyce on and reformulate her expectations of their relationship. Obviously that wasn’t an option here though.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        February 22, 2015 at 7:04 am | #

        Also, maybe don’t sleep together in the same bed.

    • Tualha
      Tualha
      February 22, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

      Mmm, yes. I suspect Becky’s head currently contains a mixture of both of those motivations. Couldn’t see it before. That is the difference between an experienced writer and an inexperienced one. (Well, one difference.)

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 22, 2015 at 6:25 am | #

      That’s a good explanation, and I expect elements of both are true. Becky is jealous of Joyce’s friends (she said as much to Sarah) and she still holds out hope that Joyce miiiiight be in it for the giblets after all.

      But there is a much simpler force at work as well – Becky is kinda clueless. As been said a few times these last days, she has no idea how to work a large social group, she has no idea how to behave as an out-and-proud lesbian, she has no idea how to interact with Joyce now when they both have changed into something new, and add on top of that how crazy the last days have been for her and the simple fact that she doesn’t know if she’ll be here tomorrow or if she has been forced on the run.

      She’s flailing around and overcompensating and mistaking “rude” for sassy” because she honestly doesn’t know better. Look at Joyce’s first meeting with these people and see how well that went.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        February 22, 2015 at 7:32 am | #

        I think the two of you (T + Bagge) just nailed it. I’m glad the mystery has been solved. Becky “just” being a jerk didn’t seem very satisfying.

        What I can add is that Becky seems to have a personality in common with Walky. Obviously she’s more abrasive, but the two of them started off pretty well on their first meeting. And we *know* Walky is not good at processing & communicating his feelings. It seems obvious Becky is primarily focusing on the joyous aspects of being out & feeling accepted, while suppressing the angst, anger & hurt.

        What Becky doesn’t seem to realize is how much she’s contributing to the upsetting of Joyce’s faith-based worldview. She assumed Joyce was as much into girls *and aware of it* as herself. That Joyce still takes the teachings of her church *very serious* is not a thing foremost on Becky’s mind.

        • heavvymetalqueen
          heavvymetalqueen
          February 22, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

          I like this thread very much <3

        • fogel
          fogel
          February 22, 2015 at 9:26 am | #

          I always look for T’ s contributions AND I very much like what Winter, Bagge, and Thomas have written here also: it all makes sense and makes for a good personality arc–nice “workshoping” folks. Now we’ll see: “(the readerz) proposes, (Willis) disposes.”

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          February 22, 2015 at 2:03 pm | #

          (T + Bagge)

          … What an appropriate team-up.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            February 22, 2015 at 5:48 pm | #

            Oh dear….

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      February 22, 2015 at 8:15 am | #

      It’s almost like this character has depth and people are jumping on her for being rude without thinking about this from her position. But that would never happen. :p

      • Insanenoodlyguy
        Insanenoodlyguy
        February 22, 2015 at 8:49 am | #

        See, think is, even if T is 100% on all of this, that doesn’t change that she was rude. A understandable reason is not an excuse, it is an understandable reason. You can understand the actions of somebody and not like them anyway.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 22, 2015 at 10:03 am | #

          Rudeness is FINE. I appreciate rudeness more than I do politeness and fake civility. Rudeness is being honest and open. I have enough people in my life pasting fake friendly faces over their own to try and get something from me.

          I especially respect, and in many cases require, rudeness from children, who are still learning what their feelings are, and how to express them. Forcing children to conceal their feelings under a mask of politeness can stunt their emotional growth.

          In her situation, Becky NEEDS to be rude, and others need to be rude back to her. That’s the only way she’s going to figure any of this out. Billie’s got the right idea.

          • John
            John
            February 22, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

            Yeah, everyone should be like Billie.

            Becky could use the cash.

          • Tom West
            Tom West
            February 23, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

            > I appreciate rudeness more than I do politeness and fake civility

            I’m old fashioned. I find hurting people when an alternative exists is rarely the best course of action. Sure, it’s not as concise, but my observation is that far more time is spent repairing the wounds created by rudeness than are saved by its terseness.

            Of course, the characters here are more or less children, so much should be excused.

    • Li
      Li
      February 22, 2015 at 8:55 am | #

      Gotta say, it kind of bugs me that Becky must either be over Joyce, or secretly not respecting her boundaries.

      I mean it’s been how many days? Of course Becky isn’t over Joyce. You don’t get over crushes that fast. But that doesn’t automatically translate to “is planning to convince Joyce she’s not really straight”. Like, why does “not being over Joyce” have to coincide with “not having accepted that Joyce isn’t interested”?

      • fogel
        fogel
        February 22, 2015 at 9:31 am | #

        Good point: not “or but “and”. I’ve had friends who insisted “I’m over him/her” over and over … uh huh, so who are you trying to convince?

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        February 22, 2015 at 2:05 pm | #

        I mean it’s been how many days?

        Less than one. The whole thing happened last night.

  16. Mr K
    Mr K
    February 22, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy starts having doubts about her body image, and begins imitating Shortpacked’s Malaya.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      February 22, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      If that happens, I may up and leave this comic. I can’t take the concept of Dorothy becoming Malaya. I WON’T HAVE IT!

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        February 22, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        I meant her overeating.

        • Cavalish
          Cavalish
          February 22, 2015 at 9:10 am | #

          I don’t know if that was overeating, or simply the dreaded end of metabolism moment,

          • No Name
            No Name
            February 22, 2015 at 2:23 pm | #

            Mr K was referring to the arc where Malaya started eating unhealthily because Ultra Car didn’t actually care about Malaya’s outside, just her festering inside. She snapped out of it when Ultra Car pointed out that she (Ultra Car) was functionally immortal while Malaya was not, and UC was going to get as much Malaya as she could get, thank you very much.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      February 22, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      NO! NONE OF THAT!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

      Dorothy is perfect the way she is.

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      February 22, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      I was going to make a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde joke, but I don’t know if Malaya has a last name (it’s not in her listing on the Shortpacked cast page) so I stalled at ‘Dr. Keener’.

      Um… Dorothy Jekyll and Malaya Hyde? Let’s go with that.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        February 22, 2015 at 12:01 pm | #

        Her last name (at least in Shortpacked) is Eugenio.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 22, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      And then Yotomoe would have to draw her more.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 22, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

      Mr. K, normally I’d ask you to bite your tongue, but I’m not sure that will be enough. Do you have a stapler you can use instead?

  17. All Hail Dina
    All Hail Dina
    February 22, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Joyce: “… Acutally Becky”
    Ethan: “Joyce, please-”
    Joyce: “I’m his beard

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Becky thinks that they are each other’s beards.

      • grantimusmaximus
        grantimusmaximus
        February 22, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

        Can we get some AU fanart where all the main female characters are dwarves and have epic ladybeards?

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          February 22, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

          I’m sure there is a corollary of Rule 34 for making female characters have beards, including epic dwarven ladybeards.

          • fogel
            fogel
            February 22, 2015 at 9:34 am | #

            With lady-dwarf axes, the kind that’ll lop off “parts” all lady-like!! 🙂

        • wwwhhattt
          wwwhhattt
          February 22, 2015 at 6:37 am | #

          I was thinking art of Ethan, with a tiny Joyce hanging from his chin.

          • All Hail Dina
            All Hail Dina
            February 22, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

            Okay, you can has an internet.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            February 22, 2015 at 3:04 pm | #

            *Drops “Like” cluster bomb on Wwwhhattt*

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Actually.

    • Zan Thrax
      Zan Thrax
      February 22, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

      I’m still finding it very unlikely that Becky would know what a beard even is. Or that Joyce would either for that matter.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 4:24 am | #

        That does strike me as a bit odd, but I tend to assume that Willis would know what he’s talking about with the fundie crowd.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 22, 2015 at 6:28 am | #

          I’m sure Becky has had the opportunity to read a few “lesbian 101” sites. If nothing else when she borrowed Joyce’s phone.

      • PlainMarie
        PlainMarie
        February 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm | #

        Yah. Where is she getting that information?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 22, 2015 at 6:30 am | #

      Satisfying as it would be, and healthy as it would be for Joyce’s and Becky’s relationship, it would mean outing Ethan – and to a person who most likely would be terrible at keeping it secret.

      Now if ETHAN would volunteer the information on the other hand…

      • fogel
        fogel
        February 22, 2015 at 9:44 am | #

        Judging by the twin glances that Joyce and Ethan exchange, that might not be too likely. But if they go back to pretending to be a thing to fool Becky, with Becky intently watching them, “asking-to-watch” intently, that would make for some farcical hijinksensue. (I’m waiting for the fantasy sequence in which everyone is a different sex & orientation! (For those who recall and those who don’t It’s Walky has an arc in which Walky is transformed into a girl and Joyce into a boy, so Willis can totally do that sort of thing.))

    • Fish
      Fish
      February 22, 2015 at 9:43 am | #

      Alternatively, without outing anyone:

      “Actually, Becky, we broke up earlier today.”

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

        That would be the smart move

        • All Hail Dina
          All Hail Dina
          February 22, 2015 at 1:36 pm | #

          Reread the first four letters of the title of this comic. Not the strip, but the comic itself.

  18. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    February 22, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Wait, how did Dorothy figure that out?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Because she’s the Puzzle Queen.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      February 22, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      By paying attention to what’s going on around her? It’s really not hard to go from this conversation to figuring it out….

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        February 22, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        Ah, shit, that’s right, Goldfish Memory.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          February 22, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

          Well to be fair it has been like 3 weeks for us and a couple of hours or less for the people in the comic.

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      February 22, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      She is a journalist. Putting the pieces together when people are reticent to spell it out is what she does.
      I would say the lunchtime conversation about “my best friend is dating a gay guy and has a best friend who’s lesbian, wait no that doesn’t sound right lemme try again” may have gone a long way towards putting the pieces together.

      • Blue
        Blue
        February 22, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

        I think it’s highly possible that Joyce and Ethan’s awkward expressions here made her remember that conversation…

        • grantimusmaximus
          grantimusmaximus
          February 22, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

          I bet she figured it out a while back, but now she’s just commenting on how much of a horribly awkward situation this is right this moment.

          • Greenygal
            Greenygal
            February 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm | #

            I really don’t think Dorothy would have let that situation stand without talking to Joyce about it.

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              February 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm | #

              When are you proposing they got a chance to talk about it? The conversation during lunch was interrupted by Joyce’s mom, then they were in class, and that’s probably 10 minutes or so ago, most of which was spent running, and worrying about a more important looming crisis (or so they thought, anyway).

              • Greenygal
                Greenygal
                February 22, 2015 at 3:06 pm | #

                I was assuming that “a while back” meant earlier than that. She definitely hasn’t had time for the conversation since “I have this friend…”, no.

    • Matt Boyd
      Matt Boyd
      February 23, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      Totally missed that comic somehow.

  19. Just Me
    Just Me
    February 22, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    So, Dorothy, what gave it away?

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      “I’ve been checking everyone’s browser history”.

      • Pancakes!
        Pancakes!
        February 22, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        Even Joe’s? *Shudders*

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          February 22, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

          With all the time he spends in various people’s beds (your avatar’s included), does Joe even have time to watch porn?

          • Dean
            Dean
            February 22, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

            Joe’s life IS porn.

            • StClair
              StClair
              February 22, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

              He’s here to fix your refrigerator.

              • Solenoid
                Solenoid
                February 22, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

                As he’s also, inexplicably, delivering pizza.

                • Chronos
                  Chronos
                  February 22, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

                  And to unclog your plumbing.

                • AgentKeen
                  AgentKeen
                  February 22, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

                  Also, is that a pool out back? Welp, gotta clean that.

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  February 22, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

                  He takes pride in providing full service and satisfaction.

                • saltchocolate
                  saltchocolate
                  February 22, 2015 at 3:13 am | #

                  He’s the cable guy, and he’s got a really long cable.

                • Rycan
                  Rycan
                  February 22, 2015 at 5:43 am | #

                  And he brought his massage table too, because why the hell not?

                • cantelope
                  cantelope
                  February 22, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

                  And the garden. He’s gotta take care of the garden. Use that extra long hose for something after all.

        • tim gueguen
          tim gueguen
          February 22, 2015 at 2:34 pm | #

          Joe’s browsing history is probably just whatever websites he needs to access for school. If he’s that lucky. I can imagine him skipping most of his classes to get it on with the girl of the hour.

        • Trolldrool
          Trolldrool
          February 22, 2015 at 3:28 pm | #

          He looks up pornhub on his phone while walking to and from class and memorizes the videos so he doesn’t have to pay attention.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 22, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

      She’s got functioning eyes and ears, maybe?

  20. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    February 22, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    I hated Becky before it was cool to hate Becky.

    • PlainMarie
      PlainMarie
      February 22, 2015 at 1:30 pm | #

      I strongly disliked her from the beginning too.

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 22, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    I love it when people are right for the wrong reasons.

  22. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    “Sham we am.” – Joyce & Ethan

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Would you like green eggs and LIES?!?

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

        Though it comes as no surprise
        I would not like greens eggs and lies

        • Boomwolf
          Boomwolf
          February 22, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

          Not even with fake cake and pie?
          Then again, the cake’s a lie.

          • winter
            winter
            February 22, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

            But we may need those eggs and lies
            When we need to improvise

            • Chronos
              Chronos
              February 22, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

              Don’t improvise with your shampoo
              Only the real will ever do

              • fogel
                fogel
                February 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm | #

                Sham. Poo?

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              February 22, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

              Now I’m trying to build a couplet based on “I do not want them with my beard” that doesn’t need the word ‘queered’ as the rhyme on the second line.

              • S. Noir
                S. Noir
                February 22, 2015 at 5:09 pm | #

                I do not want them with my beard,
                for she dumped me, now I’m sheared.

          • radicalgood
            radicalgood
            February 22, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

            your people are wonderful

  23. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    ‘Well, you’re not as wrong as you thought….’ ‘IXNAY! IXNAY!’ ‘I dunno what’s goin’ on here. Is this some weird sex game you two play?’

  24. Darwin
    Darwin
    February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    I want fun Becky back.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      February 22, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Have you forgotten that Becky is a female version of Walky that doesn’t look like Sal, there will be times you like her and times you don’t

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        February 22, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

        I know, right? 😉 Lately I’ve come to think of DoA as “It’s Becky!” 😀

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      February 22, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

      @ Darwin: I like your gravatar.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 22, 2015 at 1:09 pm | #

      Fun Becky was largely a front she was putting on (part of pretending “everything is just as it has always been”, part of flirting with Walky to make Joyce jealous.). Here she shows more of herself, even if she’s not entirely sure who Sassy Becky really is or how she interacts with people.

      One of the fundamental parts of Dumbing of Age as I see it is that people are nuanced. That includes Becky.

  25. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    February 22, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Can I punch Becky…just one good one, right alongside her head?

    • Kris
      Kris
      February 22, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      We missed the last half of the class. We don’t know if that’s cool or not.

      • grantimusmaximus
        grantimusmaximus
        February 22, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

        I enjoy the idea that Amazigirl is having this conversation with herself.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 22, 2015 at 4:28 am | #

          Well, she does have a few screws loose…

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            February 22, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

            As typical for one that engages in vigilantism.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 22, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

      …right in the kisser!

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      February 22, 2015 at 3:48 pm | #

      Only if you’re an equal opportunity pummeler. So, you’d need to include Mike, Joe, Walky, Joyce, Roz… oh hell, just punch the whole cast and call it good.

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Just say things didn’t work out we’re not dating anymore, its not like she’ll ask that many Questions why

  27. Cypherfox
    Cypherfox
    February 22, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Man, Dorothy is crazy smart in this story. I’m not sure I’ve ever known someone who could manage as she has, not just balancing when to tease and when to be serious, and how to defuse situations, but the insight into what’s happening around her.

    …and that’s about to suck. _sigh_

    • John
      John
      February 22, 2015 at 8:51 am | #

      I’m not saying Dorothy’s not smart, But Joyce basically gave Dorothy the low down earlier, the only missing piece was that Dorothy didn’t know that Joyce was “dating” Ethan.

      • Greenygal
        Greenygal
        February 22, 2015 at 1:24 pm | #

        It seems like, at this point, we should have come to a drama-free resolution. Joyce tells Becky, “We just broke up, but no, that doesn’t mean I’m interested in girls, sorry.” Joyce tells Dorothy, “Yeah, I was dating a gay guy and trying to turn him straight, but then I realized that was wrong so I broke up with him.” (I realize this involves outing Ethan, but she effectively already did that.) And yet, this is Dumbing of Age, so it cannot possibly be that simple, and it worries me. I’m going to be really, really irritated if Joyce takes back the breakup.

        • Greenygal
          Greenygal
          February 22, 2015 at 1:24 pm | #

          Whoops. That was meant to be a comment to the main thread.

  28. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 22, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    I’m now picturing Willis in a black top hat and cape, playing Bach’s Toccatta and Fugue in D Minor, while saying to himself, “Yesss… gooood… first I made you all love Becky… now I shall make you all despise her. Dance, my pretty marionettes, dance!”

    • J42
      J42
      February 22, 2015 at 7:12 am | #

      That magnificent image.. Next piece of fan art

  29. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    February 22, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Dorothy always puts the pieces together. She is the Puzzle Queen!

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      February 22, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

      …Didn’t you just–a minute ago–

      Wow, deja vu.

  30. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    February 22, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Am I the only one who’s kind of confused here? Did Dorothy really only JUST figure this out? Joyce revealed the whole Ethan deal to her, like, a week ago (in our time, not the comic’s time), during the gender studies class. Or did Dorothy actually fall for the whole “I have a friend” line? Because I’d like to give Dorothy more credit than that.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      February 22, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      If memory serves Didn’t Dorothy suspect Ethan was Gay before he was dating Joyce?

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      February 22, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      I think she might be just marvelling at how serpentine this is all getting with who thinks what and who’s using who and who shot who in the what-now.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        February 22, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        I’m hoping that’s what it is, honestly.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      I don’t think Joyce got a chance to make clear what she was tying to say at the time. Maybe now Dorothy is flashing back to that cryptic conversation and realizing what Joyce really meant.

      Oh, and I commend Willis for being brave enough to make the girl who just came out of the closet, was kicked out of her school, and ran away from her overstrict parents … A closet Jerk. Instead of taking the easy route and making her likeable.

      • kishimobot
        kishimobot
        February 22, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

        Agreed! I actually didn’t really start trusting her until she started being a jerk since she came off as so perfect and likable before. Now I embrace Becky as another flawed member of the cast and I’m ready for some character development!

      • Alex
        Alex
        February 22, 2015 at 6:55 am | #

        It’s pretty hilarious how many people in the comment section really, REALLY want Becky to Not Be A Jerk, as if she’s some sort of representation of Every Repressed Lesbian Ever.

        And then the next the strip and it turns out, nope, she’s an actual person, and that person is a douche, sorry!

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          February 22, 2015 at 11:07 am | #

          Oh, I’m not seeing her as a representation of all repressed lesbians. I just legitimately liked her as a character. THAT’S why I’m let down by the most recent events.

      • Yet Another Laura H.
        Yet Another Laura H.
        February 22, 2015 at 10:43 pm | #

        Not so much “jerk” as “super-awkward,” I think. I can’t remember if she was home-schooled or not, but I’ve certainly seen “just blurt out the first thing that comes into your head” encouraged as “Christian honesty.” See Jack Chick (ugh) on “little white lies”— they will still get you damned to hell. Or the cult of Dawkins, where being cruel/ rude is virtuous and kind, has gotten their claws into the newly-escaped… or she may be reveling in FINALLY not having to censor herself 24/7, and not realize there’s a line…

    • winter
      winter
      February 22, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      I don’t really have proof formulated for this, but although Dorothy is very clearly intelligent, she has never struck me as particularly intuitive in the way that, say, Sarah is.

      • Khrene
        Khrene
        February 22, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

        Wgile Sarah is more intuitive Dorothy though has heard enough to make an educated guess.

        Also Sarah seems to work on relating actions and situations to those from previous experiences.

    • John
      John
      February 22, 2015 at 4:08 am | #

      I think she got sidetracked into trying to figure out if Joyce was coming out to her, and then diverted by the whole “Becky is a lesbian on the run from her asshole father but fortunately no one’s called looking for her, oh wait Joyce’s mom is calling” thing and hasn’t gotten back to, “Wait, what was that Joyce said about ‘her best friend’ dating a gay guy?” until she was reminded just now.

      • John
        John
        February 22, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

        Yeah, that was a really convoluted series of exchanges.

  31. Bilal Kalyal
    Bilal Kalyal
    February 22, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Her Passive-Aggression is on full AoE mode.
    She isn’t shooting straight, just smashing at the floor and hoping the waves hit everything. WHAT IS SHE PLANNING?!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      If she drives away all of Joyce’s friends she can have Joyce all to herself forever!

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        February 22, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

        Psh, that’s ridiculous. Or…IS IT???

        *dramatic music plays*

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          February 22, 2015 at 3:22 pm | #

          Is this what you’re looking for?

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 22, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

        That’s actually pretty plausible, although it maaaay be subconscious. But so far the only one she’s really shown any –I want to say “campadreship” but I don’t think that’s a word; do I mean “kinship”?–the only one she really gets along well with is Walky, whom Joyce immediately upon his appearance made clear she considers a big poopy stink-head. And there’s that comment she made to Sarah, about how great it must be to get to have Joyce all to herself…

        …Uh oh.

        • Bilal Kalyal
          Bilal Kalyal
          February 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

          Ah, so the plot thickens! And yet at the same time something feels like it’s all falling in place. Some overlying plot that’s just waiting to resurface.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      February 22, 2015 at 2:55 am | #

      Age of Empires?

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        February 22, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

        Area of Effect

  32. Stara
    Stara
    February 22, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Liking this story arc, as well as the ways Dorothy and Walky are expanding the parts of their personalities we readers see– without even needing the limelight. I don’t think I’ve seen Dorothy being even a little insecure over superficial qualities before.

    (I like, btw; as a runner who isn’t actually on the low end of the body fat spectrum, I’ve nonetheless been called bony or anorexic by inactive friends before, and it’s not an easy comment to shut down– not Dot’s situation here exactly, but I like that she gets to deal with that too)

  33. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 22, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    That was something it took little kid me a while to get. Like if a lady is beating the shit out of me and I fight back, am I the bad guy? I just took it as a rule of thumb that I just shouldn’t hit anyone man or woman unless I’m REALLY getting my sit kicked in.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      I just decided to hit people only when I was willing to face the consequences. And when they sometimes didn’t happen I got to feel all sneaky.

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      February 22, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      My personal rule is only in defense of myself or a third party. Applied to both genders equally.

    • Pie
      Pie
      February 22, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

      A gentleman does not hit a lady, in any circumstance.

      However, just being a woman does not make one a lady.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 22, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

        And I’m certainly no gentleman.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          February 22, 2015 at 4:45 am | #

          I’m pretty sure anyone who cares about the distinctions between man/gentleman and woman/lady is neither a gentleman nor a lady.

          Plus who even knows where non-binary people fit in that idea anyway

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            February 22, 2015 at 2:07 pm | #

            A non-binary person can probably be a Lady or a Gentleman in the same vein that I’m sure they can be an Actor or an Actress. At least in my opinion.

            • Jason
              Jason
              February 22, 2015 at 5:52 pm | #

              Not really, no. If a person is uncomfortable with both he and she, they’re not going to be comfortable with other very gendered terms.

              Of course, they could call themselves gentlepersons. Or another mashup I guess?

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                February 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm | #

                Yeah or that. Gentleperson sounds pretty accurate.

              • Blue
                Blue
                February 22, 2015 at 11:50 pm | #

                Um, I’m non-binary (dfab since that seems relevant here) and I prefer ‘gentleman.’ But that’s probably because a lot of my identity is tied up in the time I spent doing ballroom dance in school. And I like ‘gentlelead’ most of all. 😛

          • Jason
            Jason
            February 22, 2015 at 5:58 pm | #

            “Lady”, yeah, the behavioural etiquette for a “lady” is archaic and extremely problematic, given how many young girls are raised to be “ladylike” over being themselves.

            “Gentleman”, however, is a form of social etiquette built around politeness, consideration, honour, and chivalry. These are good things which the men of today- overall and on average- need more of.

            …The input of a dude who used to be known online as “that eccentric English gentleman” and was pretty definitely okay with that.

      • Carriethedragon
        Carriethedragon
        February 22, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

        The whole “you’re not a real girl/woman/lady” argument is so tired, honestly. And often sexist. If you’re willing to apply the same logic to men, like Yotomoe did in his reply, then…it might be okay. But it just so often feels iike putting qualifications on personhood.

        • Khrene
          Khrene
          February 22, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

          “The whole “you’re not a real girl/woman/lady” argument is so tired, honestly. And often sexist. If you’re willing to apply the same logic to men, like Yotomoe did in his reply, then…it might be okay…”

          Well, actually Pie did apply the real girl/woman/lady argument to men, as he said a gentleman (read real man or respectable man) never does X, where X is striking a lady.

          “But it just so often feels iike putting qualifications on personhood.”

          As a matter of fact he did not put forth any qualifiers, disqualifiers, or standards on personhood or respectability for women, he actually only did so for men, so by your logic would he not be subjugating men and not women?

          Also pardon for assuming that Pie identifies as male.

          • Carriethedragon
            Carriethedragon
            February 22, 2015 at 4:47 pm | #

            Look, I didn’t make any accusations towards Pie, did I? I was actually really careful not to. I said it’s “often” sexist and it “often feels like” putting qualifications on personhood. Which is a commentary on how I’ve seen this sort of argument used before in my life. I’ll thank you not to say I said things that I didn’t.

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        February 22, 2015 at 2:55 am | #

        Sorry, I didn’t realize we’d slipped back in time to 1940.

        (Seriously this is an awful comment)

        • Smiling Cat
          Smiling Cat
          February 22, 2015 at 8:10 pm | #

          It sounds like something Sean Connery might say…

        • Yet Another Laura H.
          Yet Another Laura H.
          February 22, 2015 at 10:51 pm | #

          How about, “A person has no business hurting others when there is no greater good to be gained from it (e.g. an emergency tracheotomy, the protection of innocents, or kumite), or the greater good gained from it is strictly personal (since one must recuse one’s self when passing judgement upon others when it mostly benefits one’s self), regardless of gender or lack thereof of both subject and object”?

      • Stara
        Stara
        February 22, 2015 at 3:20 pm | #

        I’m going to use that line 🙂

    • Joy2b
      Joy2b
      February 22, 2015 at 9:51 am | #

      There are some guidelines about fighting that really don’t apply until puberty.

      After puberty, there are two significant risk factors that kick in at different ages.

      – Women of reproductive age have a possibility of being pregnant.
      This is why pre-planned fights and sporting events are a really clear exception to the normal rules about violence and women – Women who opt into these events are essentially assuring their opponents that it’s safe to fight them.

      Women past reproductive age have fairly high odds of osteoporosis. – People with osteoporosis are risking permanent disability if they get into a fight. They really can’t afford to do it. The bones break easily, and don’t heal well. Falls that would be nothing to a 20 year old can lead to a broken pelvis and a move to a nursing home.

  34. Bill
    Bill
    February 22, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    I am totes confused.  Is Becky so totally lesbi-centric (is that even a word?) since coming out that she automatically considers any female who does not actively shun her to be a lesbian (or lez-curious) themselves?

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/hindsight/

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      February 22, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      She’s carrying a torch for Joyce, and I doubt she has much experience with mature relationships. Infatuation does funny things to your head (and by funny I mean hilarious). In that case, she desperately wanted to believe it, so her mind rationalized it into existence. As far as I know she hasn’t applied the same rationalization to anybody else.

    • Stifyn Baker
      Stifyn Baker
      February 22, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

      It’s been my experience that straight singletons also tend to assume that any member of the opposite gender who hasn’t expressly said ‘no’ is at least a potential partner. And remember that Becky doesn’t actually KNOW these people, except through Joyce, and nobody is wearing any ‘gay/not gay’ labels… so this seems like normal behaviour to me.

      • Stifyn Baker
        Stifyn Baker
        February 22, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

        The only thing more messed-up than being a teenager is being a teenager who’s trying to deal with the fact that your upbringing tells you that your perfectly normal and utterly uncontrollable sexual drives are WRONG. Caps deliberate; I always felt I could hear that word in capitals when people pronounced, “Being gay is WRONG.”

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        February 22, 2015 at 12:10 pm | #

        Becky is aware that Dorothy is in a relationship with Walky and therefore presumably unavailable.

        Unless Walky is her beard! BEARDS FOR EVERYONE!

  35. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    February 22, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    Wait, I though Dorothy knew he was gay… someone was pressuring Joyce to stop dating him, trying to change him. Who was it?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Sarah, kinda. And Amber was pretty pissed but recently backed off after figuring Joyce’s trauma out.

    • John
      John
      February 22, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Amber?

      Dorothy has suggested that he might be gay, but that was before she actually met him, and she’s never gotten it confirmed.

      • Jason
        Jason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

        Holy cow, that was 3 years ago!

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      February 22, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      It was Sarah.

    • luxlucis
      luxlucis
      February 22, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      Sarah told Joyce that at least Dorothy would not stand for it if she ever figured it out.

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        February 22, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        Ah, it was indeed Sarah I was thinking of. Thank you all.

  36. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    I don’t get why people are started to hate Becky so much, compared to what the other Characters have said and done to each other is she really that bad.

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      February 22, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      They have put her on a pedestal and now are surprised when she farts on it.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        February 22, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

        Which, in truth, may make her one of the greatest villains this strip has had up to this point. We’ll justhave to see if Willis goes that route and actually makes her into a villain, instead of just rude.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          February 22, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

          Nope “greatest villain ” is still a tossup between Ryan, Blaine, and Ross, though to be honest I think it’s mostly between Ryan and Blaine.

          • otusasio451
            otusasio451
            February 22, 2015 at 1:47 am | #

            Well, she’s not there yet. But if Becky IS turned into a villain, her progression into that role will be VERY emotionally potent. Blaine was a villain from the start (as were Mary and Raidah, two other potential villains), and Ross is only a villain because of clashing ideology (and, obviously, because he’s a bigoted dick to his own daughter, although, again, that’s simply because of his deeply ingrained beliefs). Ryan DID get some character introduction before he came out as a fully-fledged villain, but not much. But Becky? We KNEW Becky. We LIKED Becky! She’s the first character you see in the DoA universe (if you’re looking left-to-right.)! We felt bad for her. We were witness to major character development with her. We worried about her. We CARED about her! She won the favorite character poll!! Can’t say that for any of the previously mentioned villains of the strip.

            If Becky becomes a villain, the betrayal is going to be DEVASTATING. To Joyce AND to the DoA fanbase.

          • Trolldrool
            Trolldrool
            February 22, 2015 at 2:39 pm | #

            I’d throw Naomi into the mix as well. Ethan’s mom who tells him to fuck Joyce’s brains out (a literal quote), exposing that her entire reason for seeing her son as a dissapointment is because she cares more about whether or not she’ll have grandchildren than her son’s feelings.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        February 22, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

        Not only a great metaphor, but one Becky would approve of!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 22, 2015 at 6:35 am | #

          I kinda see her doing that, and it’s awesome.

        • Barf Ninjason
          Barf Ninjason
          February 22, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

          Yeah, you can get a real satisfying clap of a fart sound from up on a pedestal.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 4:49 am | #

        Pretty much. If she had been acting this way all along, like Mike, we would probably be more tolerant. Please note that I did not say ‘should be’.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      February 22, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      Not that bad, but if Becky continues to let her mouth run wherever it wants to without thought for the feelings of those around her, she might as well apprentice under Mike.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      Everyone else acts within the bounds of their established relationships. Mike’s an asshole so nobody really likes him. Mary’s hateful to everyone so she has no friends. Walky’s a dick to Joyce so she dislikes him. Becky’s just spraying rude comments everywhere with no reason or indication she cares she’s hurting people’s feelings.

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      February 22, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      They gots ta hate someone!

      I think it’s a result of Mr. Willis’ exceptional storytelling. The readers are emotionally invested in the story. The mood swings as the story turns. In some strange way, it’s almost a complement to the author to care enough to hate.

      Personally I like them all, as much for their negative traits as their positive ones. Willis tells a well rounded story.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 4:52 am | #

        Wait, you don’t seriously like evil Ryan, do you?

        • Smiling Cat
          Smiling Cat
          February 22, 2015 at 11:01 am | #

          I like a good villain as a good story element. I like him because it’s very satisfying to see a glass smashed into his face. Same with Blaine, except even more so because all the harm he’s caused amber creates a compelling story.

          Not personally, though. As real people they would compel me to disregard my fondness for non-violence. As story elements, they are great.

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            February 22, 2015 at 3:15 pm | #

            Ah, that clarifies things.

            • Smiling Cat
              Smiling Cat
              February 22, 2015 at 3:43 pm | #

              Of course outside of those two and other unambiguous villains, I consider the rest of the cast to be generally good and likeable people, despite their character flaws. And the fact that they have character flaws makes them all the more charming.

    • Alex
      Alex
      February 22, 2015 at 7:03 am | #

      People are commenting a bunch about Becky because the strips are about Becky ¯\_(o_O)_/¯ It’s literally that simple.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        February 22, 2015 at 2:31 pm | #

        No, it really isn’t. Compare the reaction to Joe’s recent behaviour.

        Almost nobody called him out on being an asshole to Danny, and the near-universal reaction to him being an objectifying douche in Gender Studies was ‘haha, good thing Joe’s there to break the tension with humour’.

        Becky, on the other hand, gets called ‘worst character ever’ for relatively low-grade rudeness.

        • ditrysia
          ditrysia
          February 23, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

          Because her comments don’t bring comic relief, they just add more tension.

        • Alex
          Alex
          February 23, 2015 at 10:09 am | #

          We already know Joe is a jerk, there’s no debate there, therefore no conversation. Who’s going to say he’s not a dick? He’s a dick. Nobody is going to say a person like Mike ISN’T a dick. That’s his thing. That’s their things, they’re dicks, we are rarely asked to be sympathetic towards them. When we accept a person is a Douche, it’s easier to laugh at their shenanigans, because it’s just a punchline that everyone accepts as being Douchey, both in and out of universe.

          But here people keep actively defending Becky, so of course there’s going to be more talking, because that’s how it works. One person says something, another person disagrees, a person disagrees with the disagreement, etc.

          And the “bony” comment to Dorothy was way beyond low-grade rudeness, it was Joe-level dickery, maybe even beyond his usual fare a little. Except people are defensive about it because Reasons. People do not want to accept that Becky is a Douche the same way we accept that Joe is a Douche. People want to sympathize with Becky because of the unfortunate circumstances that brought her to the college. That’s the situation characters like Joyce is in, hell, in the last strip she was being guilted by the “Not everything is about you” comment so that she now probably feels she’s not entitled to her own feelings.

          Personally, I think it’s possible to sympathize with her AND accept she’s a Douche. That’s what I do! The only difference between her rudeness and Joe’s rudeness for me is that hers comes across as less funny, like she’s just being rude for the sake of being rude . I’m not even sure it’s MEANT to be funny. I think we’re supposed to look at this and go, Huh, maybe she IS being a bit of a cock.

  37. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    February 22, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    BECKY.

    NO.

    WE WERE JUST MAKING PROGRESS!

    • comic.phile
      comic.phile
      February 22, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

      Joyce is the one really making progress 🙂

  38. Calvin Coolage
    Calvin Coolage
    February 22, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Oh, this will only end in tearful revelations. Where is my damn popcorn?

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      February 22, 2015 at 3:36 pm | #

      I’d share mine, but I’m kinda comfy here, sooo…

      …machine’s just over there tho…

  39. John
    John
    February 22, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    It’s okay, Joyce. You should be able to enjoy butts without shame.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 22, 2015 at 12:11 pm | #

      It’s not like it’s a DISEASE

  40. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    February 22, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

    I don’t know why this particular strip makes everyone hate Becky? Except for being her typical insensitive self, I don’t think what she’s saying here is that bad. She has NO way of knowing the Ethan beard situation. Sure, she’s clearly not over Joyce and that clouds what she’s saying a bit, but it’s not with malicious intent? I don’t know. She has no idea that she just put her finger on the hot button issue. Unlike Dorothy, whose super-sleuth mind has now caught up with what’s happening. There will be a lot of tears and awkwardness coming for everyone involved soon. Which… isnt’ new in this comic, really xD

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      February 22, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Oh unless it’s still about the ‘bony’ thing. Yeah, that wasn’t cool, Bex.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 22, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

        Yeah… Was her reaction to finally meeting Dorothy, who Walky and possibly also Joyce (I forget offhand) have mentioned as being very important to Joyce, really just to ignore Dorothy’s proffered hand, make a rude comment about her appearance to Joyce as if Dorothy wasn’t even there, and then laugh and walk away without once actually acknowledging her presence or the introduction?

        Wow.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      It’s not This Individual Strip, it’s this strip on top of the other ones. Becky’s used up her saved up goodwill for many readers, passed the neutral state and is now just annoying them.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        February 22, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

        Ok yeah, I can sort of see that. She’s not my favorite character either (even though she’s had some of my favorite lines recently), but I do get her, I relate to what she’s going through on some level, so I have sympathies. But yeah, she’s rude. Maybe she’s gonna calm down or maybe that’s just how she is, I guess we’ll see.

    • Airyu
      Airyu
      February 22, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      I’m also not sure where you (or others for that matter) are getting the “everyone hates becky” vibe. I’ve really only seen one, maybe two comments out of hundreds on each becky strip where anyone flat out says they hate her.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        February 22, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

        I’m not defending her or anything, I just noticed a few ‘she’s being a jerk’, ‘I hate her’, ‘can I punch her’ today and I was wondering what it was about this strip in particular. But I can totally see it now, being more an aggregation of the last few weeks that made people react negatively towards her. It was just me seing a few comments on *today*’s strip in particular that struck me as disproportionate. I don’t love her, either, but I don’t hate her and can understand a lot about her, on a personal level, so maybe I notice negative reactions to her more than I do to others. Could be. I don’t know.

        • Ranthog
          Ranthog
          February 22, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

          Well part of it may be that hurt people sometimes lash out at whomever is there. Becky has been kicked out of college, had to run away from home for her own safety, and been rejected by her long term crush and best friend. Some of those are wounds that will take a long time to heal.

          At least that is the impression I get.

  41. SheaB
    SheaB
    February 22, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    I’m in the minority here, but I haven’t liked Becky since we met her. She rubbed me the wrong way from the get-go. She’s so abrasive and she doesn’t know when to politely shut up. I get that it’s just her feeling “free” but my god, girl.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      February 22, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      No, you don’t understand…she has 18 years of repression to get out of her system. so she can act however she wants and no one can dare say she is in the wrong!

      Becky is perfect!!!

      • Jason
        Jason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

        Stop making excuses Daisy, we know you just want in her pants.

      • deathjavu
        deathjavu
        February 22, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

        To be fair, that’s how kids/teens sometimes act when they’re suddenly no longer under their parent’s thumb-or even how adults act when interacting anonymously with strangers. It’s kind of a natural reaction to being unrestrained.

        That said, I’m not sure I’ve even seen enough of Becky’s character to pass judgement yet.

        • deathjavu
          deathjavu
          February 22, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

          son of a basketweaver

          • Deathjavu
            Deathjavu
            February 22, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

            OH COME ON

          • deathjavu
            deathjavu
            February 22, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

            Clearly what’s happened here is that I’ve rolled a 1 and a 2. On whatever sided die is necessary to represent the number of gravatars. 72, maybe? Barely dice at that point, more like a marble.

            • Chronos
              Chronos
              February 22, 2015 at 1:31 am | #

              http://www.awesomedice.com/image/cache/data/d100-red-500×500.jpg

              • Solenoid
                Solenoid
                February 22, 2015 at 1:37 am | #

                Did you use the same email for both tries? Because the grav picked is tied to the email, not the name.

                • deathjavu
                  deathjavu
                  February 23, 2015 at 4:05 am | #

                  No, I just only have two emails I’m willing to throw into the ring. I followed up a Mary (crit fail) with a Danny.

              • Kryss LaBryn
                Kryss LaBryn
                February 22, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

                Sweet.

                When I was younger, we’d just roll 2D10 and use one for the 10’s and the other for the ones. Or maybe it was 2D20; I don’t remember now. Get off my lawn!

                I like pie.

                • John
                  John
                  February 22, 2015 at 12:46 pm | #

                  That’s how anyone who wants to get an actual result and not spend the night trying to dig the golfball out from under the couch after it rolled all the way across the table without even slowing down does it.

              • All Hail Dina
                All Hail Dina
                February 22, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

                Oh dude, that’s nice!

              • JWLM
                JWLM
                February 22, 2015 at 6:18 pm | #

                Technically, that die can’t be unbiased — the faces can’t all be the same size and the dihedral angles (between faces) aren’t constant, so some kinds of outcomes must be more likely than others. That’s why the original dice were the convex regular polyhedra; they, and they alone, are convex and have isomorphic faces and constant dihedral angles. (I don’t even know how I’d read a die made in the form of a great stellated dodecahedron, even though it would have more than 20 sides.)

                #forrealz

                • John
                  John
                  February 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm | #

                  Well, you can do spindle (like the d10, two n/2-tagonal pyramids stuck together at their bases) or barrel (n-tagonal prism with rounded or pyramidal ends) dice, too. Barrel dice particularly let you do fair odd-sided dice, though you have to read the edges rather than the faces.

                  I’ve seen a d7 that was a pentagonal prism. They swore it was tuned so that the different face sizes and different dihedral angles canceled out and it was fair, but I’m not sure I believed them.

                  You run into the same problem with any method I’ve seen of making a die with more than about 20 faces, though. (And even the regular icosahedron d20 is marginal.) They roll forever.

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              February 22, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

              Then you have seen the d100. https://www.thediceshoponline.com/images/productimages/1008_1_big.jpg

              • Keroshino
                Keroshino
                February 22, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

                why?
                why would something like that need to exist?

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  February 22, 2015 at 5:12 am | #

                  I dunno, but I still have mine.

  42. Chronos
    Chronos
    February 22, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    HI, VINCE SHLOMI HERE FOR THE SHAMWOW!

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      February 22, 2015 at 3:53 pm | #

      AAAAAAHHHHH INFOMERCIALS!! they’re everywhere!! Why did you Humans INVENT THEM?!?!?

      • Crazy Dina
        Crazy Dina
        February 22, 2015 at 4:59 pm | #

        Same reason most of our evil exists: money mongering.

  43. Catullus
    Catullus
    February 22, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    This coming week should be an interesting one.

  44. The Wizard
    The Wizard
    February 22, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    nd everything will come crashing down in 3…2…1…

    • The Wizard
      The Wizard
      February 22, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      And*

      • Crazy Dina
        Crazy Dina
        February 22, 2015 at 5:00 pm | #

        Starting with the first word in your sentence apparently.

  45. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    February 22, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    I have never seen or heard the term beard before today and I didn’t get why everyone was surprised until I looked it up. I was raised in a less conservative household than Joyce or Becky, how did they know it??

    • Shanunu
      Shanunu
      February 22, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      Aww I was expecting Sarah again. I wonder if I can change it by switching my email or something

      • Jason
        Jason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        Yep.

      • Jason
        Jason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        Yup.

      • Jason
        Jason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

        Yes!

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 22, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

        That’s what I use, Google let’s me use spam trap versions of my real e-mail addy that read as my real addy when authenticating programs but unless I set a filter on incoming messages with the addy they get sent straight to spam. That’s how I set up the program for my bicycle to answer relationship questions for a “dear Abby” style column for people not getting along with their bicycles and vice-versa.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          February 22, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

          And most of the “questions” were from bicycles complaining about a lack of maintenance.

        • Crazy Dina
          Crazy Dina
          February 22, 2015 at 5:02 pm | #

          How do you do the one email has many trick? I saw someone do it earlier, but I didn’t think it would be that useful then. Like Google recognizes it as one, but everywhere else recognizes it as different, I think…

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      February 22, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      I’m not particularly surprised Becky knows, since she actually seems like she wasn’t living in as large of a social void. That *Joyce* knows the word, however, is surprising.

      • neeks
        neeks
        February 22, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

        She knows what shipping is, it’s not that much of a stretch.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          February 22, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

          More specifically, I meant “beard.” That Joyce knows what shipping is doesn’t surprise me much.

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            February 22, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

            Joyce is basically the ultimate shipper. If she met an asexual, she’d probably just try to pair them with another ace.

    • Jason
      Jason
      February 22, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      It’s a pretty common term….but it wouldn’t surprise me to meet ultra-conservatives who are familiar with the ways gay people hide themselves, if you know what I mean. The more passionate you are about an issue — positive or negative — the more you’re likely to learn about it.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        February 22, 2015 at 6:10 pm | #

        In my experience, social conservatives — particularly extreme ones — are actually stunningly ignorant about sexuality and sex in general. Rejecting conception from rape? Homosexuality related to pederasty? Need for a pair of differently-gendered cis parents? Hell, the notion of “[A] Gay Agenda?”

        What’s a Gay Agenda? Is it an Outlook Calendar for Queer Folk?

        • Yet Another Laura H.
          Yet Another Laura H.
          February 22, 2015 at 11:01 pm | #

          I know poly folks prefer Google calendar…

    • Lightning
      Lightning
      February 22, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

      I’m actually kinda happy I wasn’t the only one that was clueless til I looked it up as well.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

        Ditto! Still feel clueless, but now I have company.

    • Norah
      Norah
      February 22, 2015 at 1:45 am | #

      Becky maybe has done some reading recently?

  46. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    February 22, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down…

    • Rani
      Rani
      February 22, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

      it all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down,
      letting me down

  47. Nym
    Nym
    February 22, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    That Dorothy face. Yes, Dorothy, I totally agree.

    • Scoops
      Scoops
      February 22, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      Title of the comic will no longer be Dumbing of Age, but Aw Jeez Joyce.

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        February 22, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

        That comment + that grav = hilarious.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 5:04 am | #

        Although Dammit Willis! is a close second.

  48. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    February 22, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

    Ladies and Gentlemen, gaze in wonderment upon Becky, the Human Emotional Grenade!

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      February 22, 2015 at 5:15 am | #

      Works as a team with Mike, the Metaphorical Crotch Kick and Billie, the Drama Hurricane.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        February 22, 2015 at 12:32 pm | #

        And if he’s having a field day, it isn’t so metaphorical.

      • Sadie
        Sadie
        February 22, 2015 at 6:00 pm | #

        This is perfect, TrueVCU and Rycan. And also makes me want to see real extracurriculars (intramural sports? clubs? hall government?) other than journalism to give more characters that don’t often interact a good reason to. Though (1) superheroing kind of IS an extracurricular in this universe and (2) my wish doesn’t necessarily apply to the specific characters that spurred this train of thought since they have roommate/suitemate/friends-of-friend relationships that can cause them to interact anyway.

        • Sadie
          Sadie
          February 22, 2015 at 6:00 pm | #

          Hey, Other Rachel!

  49. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 22, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

    OK I have to see what all my alt avatars are now.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 22, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      I think this one is Agatha, right?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 22, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

        I have no idea who this is going to be as I don’t recall using this alt since the shuffle, but it used to be Billie.

    • dudeface
      dudeface
      February 22, 2015 at 5:41 am | #

      I’m gonna piggyback of this to see who my frav has changed to

    • iklutz
      iklutz
      February 22, 2015 at 8:39 am | #

      Just piggybacking as well.

    • Pebblerocker
      Pebblerocker
      February 22, 2015 at 6:39 pm | #

      I had Sarah before and she’s one of my favourite characters. Don’t know who could compare with her!

      • Pebblerocker
        Pebblerocker
        February 22, 2015 at 6:40 pm | #

        All right, Carla would about do it 😀

  50. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    February 22, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

    Man, I am so not enthused about being Mary now. That’s the worst grav to have, everything I say will now sound devious and judgemental and mean. I never thought I’d ever want Danny back xD

    /end of obligatory gravatar comment

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      February 22, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

      (Responds to you, but doesn’t sound like anything. Instead, all you’re left with is mental images of various hand gestures)

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      February 22, 2015 at 1:49 am | #

      Yeah… I might have to trade Ruthless in to get Jason back.

      His expression went so much better with like 98% of my comments. 😉

    • Trolldrool
      Trolldrool
      February 22, 2015 at 2:52 pm | #

      All I can say is you’re not the only one.

  51. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    February 22, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Closer to the truth than you might think there Becky!

    • LordHaw
      LordHaw
      February 22, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      first post in awhile and this is the gravitar I get…who the heck is that?

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        February 22, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        I wanna say it’s one of Sarah’s snotball former friends, but I don’t know for sure.

        • Jason
          Jason
          February 22, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

          That’s right, it’s Raidah.

    • LordHaw
      LordHaw
      February 22, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      I much preferred my previous Ethan one…oh well.
      You may be right about who this is.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 22, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

        Jason totally is.

      • Wendy
        Wendy
        February 22, 2015 at 2:09 am | #

        It’s Raidah! I’M SO JEALOUS! I love her.

        I got….this douchebag. Haha.

  52. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 22, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    OK the previous one was Joyce, which I think is what this one used to be.

  53. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    February 22, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

    You know, this talk of new gravatars had made me intensely curious. Wonder what I got!

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      February 22, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

      And I got Roz. I am very glad that this is not my main Gravatar. I’ll stick with Jervis Tetch, thank you very MUCH!

      • Aolbain
        Aolbain
        February 22, 2015 at 3:46 am | #

        I am super confused right now.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 22, 2015 at 5:16 am | #

          Your gravatar is pegged to the email you use.

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            February 22, 2015 at 5:16 am | #

            Switch emails, and you switch gravatars!

            • Gigafreak
              Gigafreak
              February 22, 2015 at 12:19 pm | #

              If you don’t have a gravatar specified for that email address, the system will assign you one at random for this site. The random selection is re-shuffled each time the gravar pool is updated, so sometimes after it happens, a whole bunch of “who is my gravatar now” posts show up.

    • MM
      MM
      February 22, 2015 at 4:41 pm | #

      I’m just going to take advantage of your thread to find out for myself.

  54. grantimusmaximus
    grantimusmaximus
    February 22, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

    You can’t spell SHAME without SHAM, and now Joyce is gonna get a double dose.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 22, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

      And then things will be a shambles.

      • tyersome
        tyersome
        February 22, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

        Sham-pain for everyone!

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          February 22, 2015 at 3:26 am | #

          ** claps**

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          February 22, 2015 at 4:27 am | #

          “Would you prefer shamrocks or real rocks?”
          “Well, would you prefer shampoo or real poo?”

  55. koms
    koms
    February 22, 2015 at 1:39 am | #

    The fact that so many of us are annoyed at Becky and so many of us agree with Walky shows that Mr. Willis is an awesome storyteller. You actually start caring about the characters. I love this comic. 🙂 😀

    • comic.phile
      comic.phile
      February 22, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

      Yea.. and just think! Like us, Walky was initially such a big Becky fan..

  56. Wendy
    Wendy
    February 22, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

    Man, I’m really starting to see what Joyce meant when she said at the beginning of the comic that she was the most socially well-adjusted of her homeschooling group.

  57. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 22, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

    One thing about Becky’s hair that has bothered me thanks to Bed Logic, how did the top front of Becky’s hair become so long??

    • comic.phile
      comic.phile
      February 22, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

      Well she had chin length hair before, now its just combed forward instead of to the sides

      • comic.phile
        comic.phile
        February 22, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

        Aw yeaa, I got the Joyce gravitar ^.^

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 22, 2015 at 2:34 am | #

        It’s just that her old hairstyle just didn’t seem that long as I was sure it was a pixie-cut.

  58. Kabo
    Kabo
    February 22, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

    Ok, I would probably just lie about this one.

  59. heavvymetalqueen
    heavvymetalqueen
    February 22, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

    I still love Becky. She’s the loud mouthed, no filters system shock this messed up dynamic between Joyce and Ethan (and Dorothy, since Joyce was hiding it from her) needed.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      February 22, 2015 at 3:11 am | #

      No she’s not, Joyce already broke it off, Becky’s imput is 100% unnecessery

      • Stifyn Baker
        Stifyn Baker
        February 22, 2015 at 3:17 am | #

        Becky’s just not into that whole “listening to other people” thing. Could be her fundy upbringing – often they are the people who most like to talk and least like to listen. And Joyce isn’t really assertive enough to deal with it effectively.

        • chris73
          chris73
          February 22, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

          I get the feeling her emotional age is something like 13-14 not helped by her upbringing of course but to me shes just acting like a spoiled little brat

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          February 22, 2015 at 10:50 am | #

          Yeah, seriously. You know how fundies like Walky don’t listen to other people’s discomfort. Or, conversely, how really secular folks like Joyce are super-good at being sensitive to other people’s discomfort and work hard to understand them.

          You know how it is: fundamentalists are self-centered and cruel, while secularists are other-centered and kind.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            February 22, 2015 at 12:21 pm | #

            Well, that whole “Billie’s depressed therefore SHE NEEDS MORE GOD IN HER LIFE” thing was really dickish at leasy

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              February 22, 2015 at 3:42 pm | #

              It was indeed. Joyce isn’t perfect — but she’s a Hell of a lot kinder than Walky, who’s a jerk that can occasionally respond appropriately to unkindess (see panel 2, today.) Sierra is religious according to Word of Willis, yet she’s not insensitive. Mary is a religious hypocrite, and Mike is a secular bully and serial abuser. Dorothy, an atheist, is a genuinely kind and considerate young woman.

              Willis hasn’t built a tie between religiosity and kindness — which is a good thing, as there isn’t one in real world, either.

              • Stifyn Baker
                Stifyn Baker
                February 22, 2015 at 4:28 pm | #

                I didn’t make one, either. My point was about fundamentalism and listening. Point proved?

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              February 22, 2015 at 11:03 pm | #

              Except she thought that would help. She was trying to be kind.

      • heavvymetalqueen
        heavvymetalqueen
        February 22, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

        The fact that Joyce broke it off with Ethan *because* of Becky coming out to her and making her realize what she was doing was wrong apparently didn’t register…?

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          February 22, 2015 at 5:34 am | #

          That didn’t really have anything to do with Becky herself, any non-self-loathing homosexual would have had the same effect. The sham only lasted as long as it did because Ethan was feeding into her preconceived notions of homosexuality, what it meant and how it could be ‘fixed’.

          • heavvymetalqueen
            heavvymetalqueen
            February 22, 2015 at 6:07 am | #

            But it’s literally the point of the chapter? You know, “three’s a crowd”? It wouldn’t have happened without a third variable, which is in this case is Becky, putting things into a different perspective for Joyce and triggering a change.

            You may not like Becky as a character but come on, you can’t deny her being an integral part of the storyline…

          • heavvymetalqueen
            heavvymetalqueen
            February 22, 2015 at 6:38 am | #

            And no, it couldn’t have been any other homosexual character. It needed to be somebody that Joyce loves enough to voluntarily override her programming for. And Becky is it.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              February 22, 2015 at 2:38 pm | #

              Joyce always chooses love over hate, she was only being Ethan’s beard because she thought she was helping him. She still would have had the same values, still would have been in the class when Leslie explained exactly how LGTBQ kids get treated by religious families and likely would have still been told off by Roz.

              • JWLM
                JWLM
                February 22, 2015 at 5:59 pm | #

                No, I don’t think so. There are plenty of non-self-loathing lesbians in Joyce’s life right now. There’s the couple down the hall. There’s Billie. (She doesn’t know about Ruth yet — but, then again, neither did Ruth!) There’s Leslie.

                And those are just the ones we know about. We don’t know if she’s met Daisy. I’d be shocked if she hadn’t met some non-self-loathing gay men — I certainly did when I was there!

                No, I think Becky was special to her.

                • JWLM
                  JWLM
                  February 22, 2015 at 6:00 pm | #

                  By ‘no I don’t think so’, I didn’t mean that she doesn’t always choose love over hate. She does, at least when she understands what that means.

                  Joyce is good people. I would find her infuriating in person, but she’s still good people.

                • timemonkey
                  timemonkey
                  February 22, 2015 at 11:01 pm | #

                  She doesn’t speak to Grance and Mandy, she’s just vaguely aware they exist, she didn’t know Leslie was a lesbian until this very day’s class, and she doesn’t understand bisexuality and thinks Billie made a few mistakes before coming back to the boys. She’s ignorant, not hateful.

  60. Theluxland
    Theluxland
    February 22, 2015 at 2:38 am | #

    I knew Becky was trouble since the beginning. As soon as she came to visit her. I knew it.
    And she is presently
    – Changing completly her personality to be one of a homosexual girl with a huge mouth.
    – Creating chaos in the campus.
    – Making everyone, including reader, uncomfortable.

    I just hope someone will tell her to stop at once. And that she understand it.

    • Ashley
      Ashley
      February 22, 2015 at 2:57 am | #

      – You’re assuming that the Becky we saw at first was the “real” Becky. It seems to me that Becky hasn’t changed but rather feels free to act more like how she wants to act and how she wants to act emulates what she knows lesbians “do”. It’s a common thing for a lot of people coming out of a closet to assume they have to act in a certain way. She’ll grow out of it. Some parts of it. (Also, have people forgotten that she enjoyed getting on Joyce’s nerves before coming out?)
      – “Chaos” might be a bit of hyperbole. She’s at most inconveniencing a few people.
      – I’m more uncomfortable by people hating on Becky for not being perfect than by Becky, tbh.
      –

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        February 22, 2015 at 4:37 am | #

        Becky’s shedding her heteronormative facade to embrace the person she really is inside, and this is somehow a bad thing because apparently the fake not-lesbian version of Becky was somehow superior

        It’s a little bit like how depressed comedians can’t tell anyone they’re depressed, because dropping the funny facade tends to get a “hey, we liked the fake funny version of you better” reaction

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          February 22, 2015 at 5:31 am | #

          Well, real Becky has been sexually harassing Joyce despite promising not to just a few hours earlier and then laughing about how uncomfortable it’s making her. That’s not going to get anyone on her side. Neither is rudely insulting Joyce’s other friends.

          The sad fact is that right now fake closeted Becky was nicer and more likable to people than she currently is. Because current Becky is being a dick.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            February 22, 2015 at 11:20 am | #

            Becky’s harassment of Joyce makes me think of another character… Joe. Joe tried to seduce Joyce (as well as Sarah), but after being rejected he has backs off. Ironic that somehow in this that Joe actually becomes the one who sets the GOOD moral example.

          • Ashley
            Ashley
            February 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm | #

            Like Becky herself said, it’s not all about Joyce. Becky does need to learn that what she’s doing is wrong but she’s also obviously not over being attracted to Joyce (and probably won’t be for a while). Joyce and Becky need to find a balance and considering how their relationship has changed in just a few days, that might take a while (more than a day, that’s for sure).

            Joyce herself at first seemed more intent in telling herself that God would approve of what she’s doing and not in telling Becky that she supports her. Even now when Joyce was seemingly ready to accept her she’s put off by Becky’s decision to change her appearance (remember the “too much Becky” phrase?). I find that to be more dickish than allowing yourself to be more “you” and hoping your best friend will be ok with it.

            Also, Joe hasn’t had a crush on Joyce or Sarah for years on which he hasn’t acted upon because he feels it would be morally wrong to do so, so that’s not a good example.

            • laila
              laila
              February 22, 2015 at 4:15 pm | #

              It’s not all about Becky, either.

              • Ashley
                Ashley
                February 23, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

                No, but Becky needs to put Becky first.

          • Pilgrim
            Pilgrim
            February 22, 2015 at 8:00 pm | #

            Currently Reacting To Hyperstress Situation Becky is not real Becky.

            Real Becky is likely to emerge when she’s had time to get used to being out and feel out who she actually likes being. Everything you’re seeing in the roughly 24 hours since she arrived is reaction to a trauma that was also the end of a lifetime’s being trapped.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 22, 2015 at 5:37 am | #

          Hmm, a very good read on the situation. Becky’s dropping her guard, and this threatens to push away the very people whose help she so desperately needs?

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            February 22, 2015 at 5:38 am | #

            Mistyped email. Dumb.

            • Rycan
              Rycan
              February 22, 2015 at 5:39 am | #

              Now that makes absolutely no sense once ripped out of context 😐

            • SonicBlueRanger
              SonicBlueRanger
              February 22, 2015 at 8:19 am | #

              Yay I’m not the only one who’s done that.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            February 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

            I hope Becky’s natural obnoxious cheer is just part of her innate personality, because rereading that article made me wonder if it’s another layer to her facade– to laugh so she doesn’t cry.

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      February 22, 2015 at 4:46 pm | #

      Becky was always like this.

      Just because you’re uncomfortable doesn’t mean the reader base as a whole is.

      If Becky makes you uncomfortable, maybe you need to think about that for a bit.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        February 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm | #

        I don’t quite get your point here.

        Of course she’s jealous of Ethan and Dorothy — she thought she wanted Joyce! Is that what you think people shouldn’t be uncomfortable with? If so, then I agree.

        I’m uncomfortable with her constant belittling of other people — not just Joyce (“Stay there while you reboot?” Seriously?) but also Dorothy (knowingly) and Ethan (out of ignorance.) I’d think that would be a reasonable thing to be uncomfortable about.

        • MGTen
          MGTen
          February 22, 2015 at 6:18 pm | #

          I am also extremely uncomfortable about characters who are condescending, rude, or sexually inappropriate towards Joyce, make fun of Dorothy to her face, or who boldly and publicly express their sexual identity.

          Which is why Walky, Mike, Joe, Amber, Danny, Sal, Sarah, Dina, Leslie, Roz, Robin, Jacob, Dorothy, Billie, and Ruth all make me very uncomfortable.

          I’m going to go ahead and assume that every reader feels exactly the same way.

          • Crazy Dina
            Crazy Dina
            February 22, 2015 at 7:59 pm | #

            When did Dina make fun of Dorothy or make inappropriate comments to Joyce? In fact, what about Dina makes you uncomfortable?

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              February 22, 2015 at 11:20 pm | #

              I think MGTen may have been making fun of someone, perhaps…

  61. Sporky
    Sporky
    February 22, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

    I just realized that given what Joyce has done in the Walkyverse having a fake boyfriend is not a new thing for her at all. I can’t believe it took me this long to make that connection – I guess just because there’s a wildly different context in this universe.

  62. chris73
    chris73
    February 22, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

    If I had to choose the backing music to this it’d probably be this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3VsesSBsw

  63. overdosed
    overdosed
    February 22, 2015 at 3:51 am | #

    is it bad if i read “non-sham” and thought of the shamwow advert

  64. poofdepoof
    poofdepoof
    February 22, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

    The amount of dialogue going on in panel 2 confused me a bit. But the comments helped me out. 🙂

  65. Garrett
    Garrett
    February 22, 2015 at 4:01 am | #

    Becky is being an accidental Mike. Saying all the right things to make people feel bad about themselves.

  66. Sam
    Sam
    February 22, 2015 at 4:15 am | #

    It seems like Becky was introduced not too long ago (it’s only been a few days in canon) and right from the start everyone was “oh wow, Becky is the best, I love her, I voted for my favorite in the poll too early!” and now it’s all “wow Becky is the actual worst, I hated her before it was cool, she’s literally Satan” etc. Like, she’s just a kid who had to put up a brave front for everyone, hiding who she really was, and now that she can own up to her true self all the ugly shit she was too nice to say is coming tumbling out.

    I’m not saying it’s right, I’m saying it’s understandable. And honestly, I still like her, I’m not that fickle. So she’s said some jerkish stuff. So has literally everyone else in this comic.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 22, 2015 at 4:40 am | #

      Well, Joyce probably thinks Dina will burn and suffer in Hell for eternity due to religion, and Joyce is still probably okay for people to like

      “Becky is being kind of a jerk to people” feels like a very mild offense in comparison

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        February 22, 2015 at 5:26 am | #

        Becky ALSO believes that about Dina.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          February 22, 2015 at 12:29 pm | #

          Yes, and “being kind of a jerk to people” is the thing they hate Becky for, NOT “believes Dina will go to Hell”

          Priorities!

          • Crazy Dina
            Crazy Dina
            February 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm | #

            … What makes you people think I’d want to go to Heaven if only people like Joyce, Becky, Mary, and their parents will be there? I mean, I suppose I could love it if, say, Willis (arguably older version of Joyce, but there’s a huge difference0 was there, but still.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              February 22, 2015 at 10:57 pm | #

              You really think MARY is going to heaven? There’s s difference between who believes they’re going and who would actually get in.

              • Crazy Dina
                Crazy Dina
                February 22, 2015 at 11:05 pm | #

                But you didn’t dispute anyone else.

            • Yet Another Laura H.
              Yet Another Laura H.
              February 23, 2015 at 10:48 am | #

              I’ve been warned by church elders that this is exactly why Satan fell— saying, “Hey, this doesn’t seem fair! I don’t want to be part of a system that sets good people on fire and calls it benevolent!” I suspect influence by some pop-culture depiction of Satan— “non-denominational” and “divinely-inspired” meaning in this case “Do you know how expensive a Doctor of Divinity is these days? And they don’t accept ‘divine revelation from a dream’ as source material, those scoundrels!” Nevertheless, if you look at them, an awful lot of the parables of Jesus run along the theme of, “Sounds unfair? He’s God, you’re not, get over yourself!”— but more in the direction of being nice to the “undeserving”— people getting paid no matter how long the vineyard shift was, Samaritans not being *ssh*l*s even though they were that period’s equivalent of Nazis, etc.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 22, 2015 at 6:39 am | #

      ONE day i canon.

  67. Chase
    Chase
    February 22, 2015 at 4:26 am | #

    Am I still Joe?

    • Chase
      Chase
      February 22, 2015 at 4:27 am | #

      Well that’s disappointing…

      • Yet Another Laura H.
        Yet Another Laura H.
        February 23, 2015 at 10:49 am | #

        Could be worse. I’m getting a big chalkboard so I can write “I will not take my gravatar personally,” on it about five hundred times.

  68. Lulu
    Lulu
    February 22, 2015 at 4:28 am | #

    This will gonna be fun to explain.

  69. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    February 22, 2015 at 4:40 am | #

    *gets popcorn*

  70. StClair
    StClair
    February 22, 2015 at 5:15 am | #

    As John Scalzi points out, “The failure mode of ‘clever’ is ‘asshole’.”

  71. Nono
    Nono
    February 22, 2015 at 5:48 am | #

    The real question is, will Dorothy be able to piece together WHY Joyce starting dating Ethan, rather than assume that it’s because she really, really wants a boyfriend?

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      February 22, 2015 at 11:28 am | #

      And if Dorothy doesn’t figure it out on her own, would Amazi-girl actually step in and explain things to her.

    • koms
      koms
      February 22, 2015 at 2:00 pm | #

      I hope she has the patience to hear Joyce out instead of jumping to conclusions.

  72. Planken
    Planken
    February 22, 2015 at 5:55 am | #

    Ok then.

  73. strawberryquiche
    strawberryquiche
    February 22, 2015 at 6:03 am | #

    Jeez. Catching up on the last week now, and Becky’s likability is taking a dive. Its one thing to be free-spirited, but shes also being tactless and inconsiderate.
    There was no excuse for what she said to Dorothy, especially on a first meeting. Thankfully Dorothy’s a fairly confident individual- but saying the same thing to an insecure person can be devastating. (Speaking as someone who was a deeply-insecure teen.)

  74. MrPancake
    MrPancake
    February 22, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

    Dottie has figured it out, alright.

  75. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 22, 2015 at 6:41 am | #

    Don’t go there, Walky. Most girls you know can kick your ass, jerks or not. Stick to snark.

    Oh, awesome support of Dorothy by the way. You said just the right thing to diffuse the situation and diminish insult without doing a big thing of it.

    • heavvymetalqueen
      heavvymetalqueen
      February 22, 2015 at 7:07 am | #

      Yeah I really liked that too! He took Dorothy’s defense without making a scene and making Joyce’s situation worse. He’s learning!

      • koms
        koms
        February 22, 2015 at 2:02 pm | #

        This has become undumbing of age for many characters.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 22, 2015 at 6:18 pm | #

          That – right there – is the main appeal with the comic for me. People learning by their mistakes and helping each other getting better than they were before.

  76. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 22, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

    Yeah, that kinda sums it all up Dorothy. Jeez indeed.

  77. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    February 22, 2015 at 6:48 am | #

    The Becky Train is just plowing through all the drama.

  78. No Name
    No Name
    February 22, 2015 at 7:00 am | #

    I KNEW IT!!!!!

  79. That Damn Rat
    That Damn Rat
    February 22, 2015 at 7:05 am | #

    Wait Dorothy didn’t know what she was talking about when Joyce awkwardly confessed all this stuff out during lunch? She’s kinda slow on the uptake.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      February 22, 2015 at 11:23 am | #

      Remember though, Joyce’s confession was interrupted by Walky sitting down (and the subsequent discussion of Becky’s situation). Having the issue of a homeless Lesbian to contemplate might have kept her from piecing things together.

  80. Aislashu
    Aislashu
    February 22, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

    I would love to see Mike come in and just a-hole her into the ground.

  81. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 22, 2015 at 8:06 am | #

    I think a lot of the reason people are getting annoyed with Becky is that, while coming out is always a hugely emotional moment and even moreso for Becky who has lost her education and her family, eventually you get off the high and start mellowing out. And while all of this has occurred over the span of just two days, we’ve also been reading Becky’s story for months, and there’s really no chance of her cutting it out anytime soon. I’m okay with Becky being really open and proud, because it’s a completely realistic depiction of coming out for the first time and because I think it’s great to have an LGBT character in the comic who is completely accepting and proud of their sexuality, but I’m already getting tired of her ribbing on Joyce.

    I don’t know, I’d like to believe most of the people here complaining about he aren’t doing it because she’s being “too gay” but more because she’s being an obnoxious loudmouth with no concept of personal boundaries. Being gay, or bi, or trans isn’t a personality trait. It’s who you are. I should know.

    • Kang the Unbalanced
      Kang the Unbalanced
      February 22, 2015 at 9:02 am | #

      Once that high ends Becky’s going to crash really hard. Losing her family, her education, having no place to call her own, no money, discovering that IU and the secular world-at-large isn’t actually a mecca of LGBT tolerance, it’s all going to hit her in short order and it will hit very hard. I suspect Ruth will be somehow involved. Probably booting her in the head, it seems a Canuck thing to do.

      • segnosaur
        segnosaur
        February 22, 2015 at 11:13 am | #

        She’s Canadian. She’d probably prefer to body-check her into the boards.

        But since she’s a Leaf’s fan, she’ll probably miss.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          February 22, 2015 at 5:37 pm | #

          I know — only one of the Leafs could miss the boards when trying to body check someone.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 22, 2015 at 12:31 pm | #

      It occurred to me that my post seems to be arguing that Becky’s being really openly gay was her main problem right now. So I’d like to amend that by saying that my issue with Becky is that she’s being really obnoxious and rude, as a consequence of her coming out and the subsequent drama bombs. I’d like it if she’d stop ribbing on Joyce, but I’m glad she’s being open.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 22, 2015 at 12:34 pm | #

        Okay for god’s sake I suck at this.

        Becky’s unintentionally being a jerk because she has a really bad brain to mouth filter and she’s really ecstatic that she’s come out and so she’s just saying everything that comes to mind without thinking about it.

        I need to stop posting forever.

  82. SonicBlueRanger
    SonicBlueRanger
    February 22, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

    Modern Family has ruined “Aw, Jeez” for me. I keep hearing it as Jay whenever I read it.

  83. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 22, 2015 at 9:55 am | #

    So on an unrelated note to the Becky drama, I’m kind of wigged out by Joyce taking pictures of Ethan’s butt without his knowing. It goes beyond wacky repressed fundie girl and makes me think of her as kind of a creeper.

    Is that a normal thing to do?

    • koms
      koms
      February 22, 2015 at 2:05 pm | #

      Well she sometimes does snap and draw a million dongs.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 22, 2015 at 2:30 pm | #

      She just said above it was just a pic of her friend from behind.

  84. Ashley
    Ashley
    February 22, 2015 at 10:00 am | #

    Why did Becky become a bongo all of the sudden?

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 22, 2015 at 4:15 pm | #

      Because she couldn’t become a snare drum

  85. Joy2b
    Joy2b
    February 22, 2015 at 10:08 am | #

    It’s fun to see attempts at humorous ribbing go terribly, horribly wrong. Sitcom characters always seem to be able to pull it off, and it’s funny, but I can’t relate to those magically funny people in their consequenceless world. I prefer Becky screwing up and having to deal with the fall out, like an average person trying to play comedian.

    • Marc in MN
      Marc in MN
      February 22, 2015 at 1:01 pm | #

      Will she deal with the fallout though? She seems more like a tornado — sweep in, trash the place, and then leave the cleanup to the people who lived there in the first place.

      • Nono
        Nono
        February 22, 2015 at 6:42 pm | #

        Drama Hurricane vs. Ribbing Tornado. Round 1, FIGHT!

  86. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    February 22, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

    Joyce and Ethan’s expressions in the third panel are pure gold. And I really do hope that Joyce can see Dorothy again soon to tell her that she broke up with Ethan.

  87. Robert
    Robert
    February 22, 2015 at 12:20 pm | #

    Becky sure turn into a real passive aggressive bongo after she’s been apologized to.

  88. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    February 22, 2015 at 1:03 pm | #

    I find it slightly odd and uncomfortable that more people reading this particular comic are piling on Becky for… what? Last comic’s actions? Than are even mentioning Walky’s little “ooh, is there an excuse to hit a girl” evolution of unwanted chivalry into excuses for violence.

    I mean, Becky has no idea that Joyce and Ethan or beard issues are a sore spot (because Joyce has not told her) and is making a self-deprecating joke about herself and supporting Joyce in her own way (which is a huge growth character-wise given how much she was in love with Joyce). In fact, shitting on Joyce’s best friend in college that Walky said Joyce is in lesbians with (gosh no ideas how she could be threatened/jealous of that) is pretty much the only super negative point of this little bit.

    I mean, looking at her actions, she has supported what has to be a really painful relationship and in her “all smiles Becky” persona trying to support Joyce’s sexuality and relationships and even shut down Joyce’s guilt train hard, smoothing over an earlier point of conflict and making it Becky’s thing instead of Joyce’s and turning it into a joke, which if you’ll notice here has completely distracted her from the self-abusive spiral Joyce was getting on from her triggers and the emotionally intense class.

    In fact, I think this is what Becky sees as her “job” as friend is. To lighten up the mood and distract where she can, which is why in public she puts on the persona of light-hearted, rude and crude Becky, the clown and only breaks down when she literally can’t handle all the emotions she’s burying coming back up at once.

    And unlike Joe who does the same thing, Becky at least is willing to be self-deprecating when it’s important to be, instead of constantly dumping it on the people who make her feel things.

    But I suppose it’s unsurprising that a crude (Walky), horny (Joe) character who can be an asshole at times (Mike) would rub more people the wrong way and be given less slack when they are of a gender that has douchiness often interpreted as b-wordiness.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm | #

      That’s a good reading of Becky. She’s obviously the clown of her group and now she throws herself into that persona full stop.

      We must not forget just how much of Joyce’s crap she doesn’t know about. She doesn’t know about the assault, she doesn’t know about Ethan being gay, she doesn’t know about the fight with her parents about Dorothy, she doesn’t know how hard Joyce feels it is fitting in, she doesn’t know about Roz outburst at her today. I think that in Becky’s mind Joyce is still the cute & clueless thing we saw in the beginning of the comic (if a tad more open to things like best friends being lesbians).

      I still believe we will get a scene down the line when Joyce finally manages to tell her everything that’s going on and Becky will be all like “Joyce…. all this time you try support me – now let me help YOU).

    • Trolldrool
      Trolldrool
      February 22, 2015 at 2:23 pm | #

      It think it’s mostly because of unfortunate timing. She’s said before that she enjoys making Joyce uncomfortable, which was probably something Joyce never minded before they separated to go to college, but now is something she does whenever her friend is going through an emotional situation that, granted Becky has no way of knowing about, but we readers have been recently reminded of which affects our perception of her and the page we’re commenting on.

      If Joyce only a page earlier made a visible effort to improve herself or had illusionary Ryans walking around and then gets treated like she’s being kinda selfish, we react because we still have that page fresh in our memory and more easily forget that Becky has no way of knowing about either situation until anyone in comic informs her about it.

    • M-M
      M-M
      February 22, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

      I like your read of the sitch. (Also, someone might want to point out to walky that he hasn’t ever been punched for any of his jackass comments.)

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 22, 2015 at 3:37 pm | #

        The hypocrisy is strong with the Walky.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 22, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

        Well there was that one time Joyce grabbed him by the collar and screamed in his face until he got back together with Dorothy.

        He also called Joyce “crazy brainwashed” and Dorothy smacked him upside the head.

        They were both just cartoonish slapstick that we weren’t meant to view as actual, physical abuse, but they happened.

        • Marc in MN
          Marc in MN
          February 22, 2015 at 9:08 pm | #

          Cartoonish violence is sometimes lost on webcomic readers. Just look at the people over at the QC forums who still hate Faye because she used to punch people in the arm 10 years ago. =P

          But hey, maybe we were supposed to believe that she literally threw Angus across the room that one time. 😉

    • Stara
      Stara
      February 22, 2015 at 3:19 pm | #

      I like it. I can be a Becky when I’m with friends, too– though I don’t casually insult other people, beyond light ribbing followed by a compliment, just because you never know.

    • Ardent Mage
      Ardent Mage
      February 22, 2015 at 8:50 pm | #

      I think it´s more because she´s new. People are used to Mike´s, Joe´s and Walky´s behavior for years now and they have their established fanbase like Joyce and Ethan. She´s new and rude. People who don´t like Mike´s and Joe´s behavior complain less because they are used to it and after a while it´s business as usual.

      • Ardent Mage
        Ardent Mage
        February 22, 2015 at 8:55 pm | #

        Oh and at the moment Becky is more or less completely dependant on Joyce who can get into major trouble for this whole affair and it seems that Joyce is spending a lot more effort adjusting her world views, giving her a place to sleep and food and Becky spends the only money she has on a hair cut.

  89. insaneangel13
    insaneangel13
    February 22, 2015 at 1:36 pm | #

    I don’t think Becky will take that very well.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      February 22, 2015 at 3:42 pm | #

      “That”?

  90. man in black
    man in black
    February 22, 2015 at 2:43 pm | #

    The Joyce reboot doesn’t seem to be done yet

  91. M-M
    M-M
    February 22, 2015 at 2:45 pm | #

    I wonder if the Seinfeld episode Becky caught was “The Beard” — that would explain a little.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      February 22, 2015 at 4:36 pm | #

      I wonder if she didn’t watch multiple episodes of Seinfeld. She’s behaving a bit like a Seinfeld character.

  92. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 22, 2015 at 3:30 pm | #

    So checking out some of the reactions on Willis’ tumblr, does anyone here think that the criticism Becky has been getting the last few strips comes from being loudly, openly gay or just from her actions, and if we’re being unfairly critical towards Becky for stuff other cast members have done?

    Personally, I’m kind of annoyed with Becky’s latest appearance, but I never considered others criticisms to be stemming from any kind of bigotry.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 22, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

      To clarify: I meant Becky’s showing in the last few strips, not her hair. It’s totes adorable.

    • laila
      laila
      February 22, 2015 at 4:13 pm | #

      I have absolutely no problem with Becky being loudly, openly gay. I still don’t like her, though, because she’s got very little tact, has been to my eyes rather manipulative and is currently coming across as a bit too self-centered for my liking. She’s also just been downright rude to Dorothy, and for absolutely no reason at that. Dorothy has barely exchanged two words with her and done absolutely nothing but try to be there for Joyce. Result: she gets insulted to her face. Not cool, Becky.

      I guess I’d find her less annoying if she came across as less fundamentally inconsiderate and seemed to have some idea how her presence and her actions were effecting everyone else around her, but she really doesn’t seem inclined to do that right now. Becky thinking primarily of herself and her problems is understandable given her situation, but it being understandable doesn’t mean it’s okay.

    • Trolldrool
      Trolldrool
      February 22, 2015 at 4:17 pm | #

      I really doubt it. Most people with any bigotry towards homosexuals wouldn’t last one chapter through Willis’ comic before dismissing it as nazi-communist gay agenda propaganda before burning the computer and dousing the flames with holy water to purge the sin they’ve witnessed from their house.

      In my experience, the worst comments towards Becky are made because she insults someone that only a page or two earlier got a lot of sympathy from the readers for some reason or another.

  93. DeCorrector
    DeCorrector
    February 22, 2015 at 4:24 pm | #

    Affect, Iaila. Affect.

  94. DeCorrector
    DeCorrector
    February 22, 2015 at 4:25 pm | #

    THE GRAMMAR OF GALASSO WILL REIGN SUPREME!

    • MM
      MM
      February 22, 2015 at 4:42 pm | #

      I think you need to just go ahead and make this your permanent avatar.

  95. Crazy Dina
    Crazy Dina
    February 22, 2015 at 4:56 pm | #

    … I may have just met a young, male Joyce!

  96. JustSomeGuy
    JustSomeGuy
    February 22, 2015 at 5:20 pm | #

    I must say, I liked becky a LOT more before she was fuckin rude as hell to dorothy. Also not sure about that haircut, but I guess I just don’t like that haircut in general.

    Also kind of feels like she just got it so she’d look like a lesbian, which would really make sense as a thing she’d do imo.

    • Aislashu
      Aislashu
      February 22, 2015 at 11:16 pm | #

      When Becky and Walky met the first time, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I adored her. And I do like her new cut, as it’s my current style too. But…jeez.

      Every time she opens her mouth it’s like, where did the likeable Becky go? Pls to bring her back.

      • Yet Another Laura H.
        Yet Another Laura H.
        February 23, 2015 at 11:56 am | #

        Guys, she’s homeless and angry and scared. She’s been told all her life that no-one will love her and the Big Guy in the Sky will set her on fire if she is honest about who she is. The love of her life turned her down flat not twenty hours ago, claiming she’s not into girls, and she sees the subject of her rejection looking VERY like she has a mad pash on another girl— and makes a snide comment at her. Maybe it’s not excusable, but it is understandable.

        • Emily
          Emily
          February 23, 2015 at 8:26 pm | #

          We understand all that. Yeah, horrible situation, life changing events, etc. Whatever. It’s not excusable. So stop excusing it by laying out every bad thing that’s happening to her. We know. We’ve seen it. We understand some of why she might be acting like a jerk. That doesn’t make it ok, or even tolerable.

        • Fish
          Fish
          February 23, 2015 at 8:43 pm | #

          I think its even forgivable if she apologizes! She’s had a REALLY rough week, and she probably both needs people and can’t handle being around people. Its a hard place to be. 🙁

          Its just … really upsetting how dismissive Becky is of Dorothy (in addition to body policing! We know that Dorothy is pretty self confident, but does Becky?). But, these strips are coming at 1 day per few seconds of interaction. Maybe she’s going to apologize for the joke soon? Or say hi to Dorothy soon?

  97. Wisharts
    Wisharts
    February 22, 2015 at 5:31 pm | #

    I hope ‘Jeez Joyce’ becomes the new ‘Dammit Danny’

  98. Amilam
    Amilam
    February 22, 2015 at 11:01 pm | #

    I don’t think I could like Becky any less and then she opens her mouth again. I’ve been around people like this and they are the worst form of obnoxious

  99. alphabeast
    alphabeast
    February 23, 2015 at 3:17 am | #

    Becky is a bit annoying but maybe she will chill out later on in the comic. I am also loving this portion of the comic. Joyce makes the best faces lol

    • alphabeast
      alphabeast
      February 23, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

      also who is my gravatar? i can’t place the face.

  100. podian
    podian
    February 23, 2015 at 9:09 am | #

    Becky, please, stop talking.

  101. Emily
    Emily
    February 23, 2015 at 8:30 pm | #

    I really hope someone smacks some sense into Becky soon. She’s being worse then Mike. At least Mike doesn’t profess to care about people. Everyone knows that Mike is a jerk who shouldn’t be paid any attention to. But Becky knows better. Becky is (hopefully) not a sociopath. Becky should stop purposely being a huge jerk to those who care for her and have tried to help her. Mike doesn’t expect people to treat him well, or care about him, or help him out. Becky does. She somehow thinks it’s ok to be a jerk and yet no one should treat her badly. Someone needs to kick her. Maybe we can get Mike in here to give her a taste of her own medicine.

  102. Plume
    Plume
    February 24, 2015 at 3:09 am | #

    Oh man the look Joyce and Ethan have there.

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JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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