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Cromposaurus

by David M Willis on August 25, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The 'Do' List
└ Tags: amber, dorothy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 25, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    “…YET”

    • DrWattson
      DrWattson
      August 25, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      My only hope is that there is a paleontologist reading this who will discover a new species of dinosaur and decides to name it the Cromposaurus.

      • pluto
        pluto
        August 25, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

        Is “Cromposaurus willisii” proper naming convention? (pretend that’s in italics, I don’t remember how to do that in the comments here and it’s 1am)

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          August 25, 2017 at 2:28 am | #

          Only if you discover and name an entire new genus.

          • Mr. Bulbmin
            Mr. Bulbmin
            August 25, 2017 at 2:56 am | #

            Cromposaurus willisii
            This is a relatively small, arboreal late-Cretaceous omnivore, believed to possess incredible speed and the ability to glide short distances, likely to get around the canopy with greater ease. Decidedly not a pack hunter, given that the existing samples have a wide spread to them, but given that all samples are in pairs, it is believed that they would mate and bond for life.

            The “new discovery” would be an amber sample containing a few feathers of a beautiful azure-and-sienna plumage, likely to stand out to potential mates.

            Boom. Made that up in twelve seconds.

            • davidbreslin101
              davidbreslin101
              August 25, 2017 at 9:00 am | #

              Analysis of their crest structure indicates that both sexes were capable of whooping, gibbon-like calls. Enlarged visual cortex but relatively small orbits suggest a diurnal animal with excellent colour vision, which is supported by the new discovery.

              • Mr. Bulbmin
                Mr. Bulbmin
                August 25, 2017 at 2:13 pm | #

                There is a rather disparate sexual dimorphism within the species- the males are generally the size of the average housecat, but the females range from 1.5 to 2 times that size. The males, however, have considerably longer talons, and a “feather fan” at the tip of their tail, similar to modern peacocks. However, this seems to serve more of a practical purpose in willisii, used to adjust the general direction of their glide to retrieve carrion or fallen fruit from the forest floor.

                • davidbreslin101
                  davidbreslin101
                  August 25, 2017 at 6:59 pm | #

                  One hypothesis is that the “feather fan” aided in a peculiar mating display in which the male demonstrated fitness by picking items of food off the ground in risky circumstances to give to the female. This might explain the association of several specimens with Protoceratops nesting sites.

                • thebombzen
                  thebombzen
                  August 25, 2017 at 7:43 pm | #

                  Cromposaurus willisii

            • Whittier
              Whittier
              August 25, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

              Because of course Amber preserves the Cromposaurus.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 25, 2017 at 4:11 am | #

            Hopefully they discover a second member of the genus and name it damusaurus if that happens.

            • Mr. Bulbmin
              Mr. Bulbmin
              August 25, 2017 at 1:59 pm | #

              You do know that species is listed second, right? It’d be “Cromposaurus damusaurus”, which would only be funny if you saw the names side by side.

        • podian
          podian
          August 25, 2017 at 5:03 am | #

          Cromposaurus wiigii.

          • butts
            butts
            August 25, 2017 at 12:12 pm | #

            Perfect

          • 3-I
            3-I
            August 25, 2017 at 2:42 pm | #

            The Endless Barrel of Exposition strikes again!

          • thebombzen
            thebombzen
            August 25, 2017 at 7:44 pm | #

            I love spotting people I know in other comment threads

        • Znayx
          Znayx
          August 25, 2017 at 6:50 pm | #

          Right under the box for writing the comment it tells you how to use italics…

      • papercurse
        papercurse
        August 25, 2017 at 7:27 am | #

        That’s my plan now! (Not yet a paleontologist but it’s part of my curriculum in uni for three years ^^)

    • MacareuxMoine
      MacareuxMoine
      August 25, 2017 at 7:02 am | #

      According to Google there is a Cromposaurus on Instagram

  2. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 25, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    Best sound effect ever!

    • Arawn
      Arawn
      August 25, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m conflicted. I’d like to think that Dina is so stealthy that she wouldn’t make a sound in the bathroom. Which, now that I think about it is actually kinda creepy. Regardless, merely the fact that Dorothy heard someone should tell us that it was not Dina in the bathroom.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        August 25, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        She can somehow make the sink silent, the toilet flushing silent, she even sings silently in the shower.

        It freaks the other people who use the shower out. Just this series of silences that drowns out all the other noises. To the tune of Weird Al’s “Jurassic Park”.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 25, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        And that is why Dorothy immediately asked if it was Amber. It all fits!

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      August 25, 2017 at 4:14 pm | #

      Disagree!

      Best sound effect ever and any time (because time travel!) can be found here

      • WubbGmbaa
        WubbGmbaa
        August 25, 2017 at 9:14 pm | #

        Disagree!
        This is still my favorite.

    • SomeDumbGuy
      SomeDumbGuy
      August 26, 2017 at 10:10 am | #

      Half-sink bath faucets make a very distinct RRrnnnCHP noise. Anyone who has ever had one knows what I mean. It’s the lack of money invested.

  3. butts
    butts
    August 25, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    “HALF-BATH SINK FAUCET:” the sound effect you never knew you needed

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 25, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      A very specific sound effect.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 25, 2017 at 12:49 am | #

      It’s an AWESOME sound effect. Let us proceed to gush about it.

    • DonDueed
      DonDueed
      August 25, 2017 at 6:20 am | #

      It made quite a splash.

    • Shawn Levasseur
      Shawn Levasseur
      August 25, 2017 at 7:22 am | #

      Strangely enough though, that’s actually the sound made by the toilet.

      It took the dorm residents a few weeks to stop freaking out over a talking toilet asking you to use the sink instead.

      • DSL
        DSL
        August 25, 2017 at 12:32 pm | #

        In my dorm, lo those many years ago, it would have been the sink asking (angrily) for you to use the toilet instead.

        Let’s say I learned to get picky about which sink I used to brushed my teeth, had suspicions about even that one, and didn’t set my toothbrush down anywhere in the communal facilities.

        • Woobie
          Woobie
          August 26, 2017 at 2:47 am | #

          That’s only common sense.

  4. Sporky
    Sporky
    August 25, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    I don’t know what Cromposaurus is but I like it

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 25, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Sounds kind of like Compsognathus?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 25, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

      It sounds like it would be small, dorky, and adorable. The pug of dinosaurs

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        August 25, 2017 at 10:57 am | #

        So it’s a synonym for Columba livia domestica?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 25, 2017 at 3:28 pm | #

        It would also host a symbiotic species of frog that lived on it’s head.

  5. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    August 25, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Which one of the Dinobots is that?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 25, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      The one who’s kind of dumb and violent.

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        August 25, 2017 at 1:30 pm | #

        Again which one of the Dinobots would that be?
        Well except for the Titular Dinobot who is just violent when he needs to be.

  6. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    August 25, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Title text, you know what I like.

  7. Miguel
    Miguel
    August 25, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    I would love to hear Amber’s impression of Dina

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      August 25, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      That assumes she tried to do one.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 25, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      I always pictured Dina sounding like Michelle Ruff playing Yuki Nagato.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 25, 2017 at 2:12 am | #

        I always hear Phoebe’s voice from Hey Arnold for Dina’s dialogue.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 25, 2017 at 3:14 am | #

        If that’s anything like the voice she used for Yukari Takeba, I’m so sorry.

  8. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    August 25, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Dinosaurs and lesbianing it up are Dina’s things. Amber should have studied.

  9. TheAmazingKMan
    TheAmazingKMan
    August 25, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Clever girl…

  10. Danni
    Danni
    August 25, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    cromposaurus isnt real?! now what am i gonna do with all these “HELL YEAH CROMPOSAURUS” t shirts?!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 25, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      Sell them to everyone else who doesn’t know they’re not real?

      Or sell them with the description “It’s a post-modern statement about irony, fake news, and the philosophy of Descartes in an archeological dig site.”

      • Danni
        Danni
        August 25, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

        aw yeah MONEY

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 25, 2017 at 12:59 am | #

          Money, it makes the world go round…

          No wait, it’s not money. It’s a complex* dance of momentum and gravity and centrifugal effect and stuff like that that makes the world go round.

          *For people like me, it’s pretty complex. If you’re a physics scientist, you’ll probably consider it easy as heck.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            August 25, 2017 at 10:59 am | #

            I mean, if you’re talking about the earth going around the sun, that’s just falling and missing.

            • SgtWadeyWilson
              SgtWadeyWilson
              August 25, 2017 at 11:06 am | #

              So we’re all flying?

              • N0083rp00F
                N0083rp00F
                August 25, 2017 at 1:33 pm | #

                Like a glass panel off a condo balcony.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 25, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

      It’s a perfectly cromulent cromposaurus.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        August 25, 2017 at 3:19 am | #

        Especially noted for its colorful contrafibularities.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      August 25, 2017 at 1:53 am | #

      First make a cool animated show about Cromposaurus as the awesome protagonist and Then sell the t-shirts.

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        August 25, 2017 at 1:36 pm | #

        Just say there is a show and sell the T-shirts.
        Remember to use all the top key words in the Amazon description and put them into 1pt type to make them look like a line separator.

  11. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 25, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    But seriously, conflicted emotions now.

    On one hand, I can understand that Amber tried what she did. She wants to be left alone, and she’s already had to deal with people that did not want to leave her alone. And it cannot be overstated that she’s not having a good day.

    On the other hand, I think Dorothy would have left her alone if Amber just told her. And more importantly, Dorothy don’t take kindly to someone trying to fool her; especially if they’re botching it. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit!

    But be that as it may, I think that the next strip with these two will involve some honest communication, and compared to what they’ll end up talking about, this is but a minor bump that will be forgotten in about two minutes. So, let’s just wait and see, eh?

    • Wind
      Wind
      August 25, 2017 at 1:03 am | #

      I agree that Dorothy would have just left her alone had she asked. But despite what she’s been saying, I think Amber feels like she SHOULD be left alone more than she WANTS to be left alone. She gave a very evasive answer back when Ruth asked if she wanted Joyce removed.

      Regardless, I think she and Dorothy really need to talk, for both of their sakes. Things have been pretty focused on what Amber went through, but this whole thing was traumatic for Dorothy as well.

  12. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    August 25, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    Not to be confused with its less elegant and unfortunate cousin, Cramposaurus. :p

    (also I forgot to respond to somebody yesterday, so I just want to say that I don’t have paid content, I just remember the wiki saying Mary’s had several boyfriends/husbands, usually ending poorly for her each time. I’m curious to see if that applies here, because UGH peter’s as annoying as her and I don’t need *two* of her.)

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 25, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      I heard a rumour that for every person making a comment on how much they’re annoyed by having a male Mary introduced, Willis will make another strip with both of them.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        August 25, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

        First thought: oh damn it.

        Second thought: Wait, I can ruin everyone’s fun. *finger steepling intensifies* *evil laugh*

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        August 25, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

        There are two male Marys? Can they get male Mary married? Maybe the second one is mail-ordered.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          August 25, 2017 at 2:16 am | #

          Does John Brown count?

      • Danni
        Danni
        August 25, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

        willis, can you confirm? true or fake news?

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          August 25, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

          what

          • Danni
            Danni
            August 25, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

            is the rumor about every person making a comment on how much theyre annoyed by having a male mary introduced, youll make another strip with both of them true or false?

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              August 25, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

              …I suspect that wouldn’t work very well for the story, the pacing, the buffer, and for not giving your fans bizarre powers over the comic.

              • Emperor Norton II
                Emperor Norton II
                August 25, 2017 at 12:47 am | #

                Well, if you want to be realistic and boring and rational about it…

              • Reltzik
                Reltzik
                August 25, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

                Also, not suddenly making EVERY LAST COMIC about those two.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                August 25, 2017 at 2:18 am | #

                We’ll find out in November, won’t we!

                (Watch, the Nov. 21st strip just so happens to have Peter and Mary in it anyway.)

            • Ryek Hvek
              Ryek Hvek
              August 25, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

              this is reminiscent of the old gag in the Nexus comic book, where supposedly every time someone wrote a letter complaining about the cliche with the hero thinking the words “This calls for Hyperspeed.”, they would put that thought balloon into a subsequent issue

            • showler
              showler
              August 25, 2017 at 8:03 am | #

              Allow me to clarify. Any time you hear a rumour about Willis being evil enough to do something just to annoy his readers you can reliably ignore it. Willis does this stuff because he’s evil and that is reason enough for him.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 25, 2017 at 3:21 am | #

      Cramposaurus has no style, and styleblocks everyone nearby.

  13. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    August 25, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    It should be a song….

    half-bath, sink faucet
    brush your smile
    then you floss it

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 25, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    This almost makes me want to go back to university, become a paleontologist, discover a new dinosaur, and name it Cromposaurus just to screw this comic up.

  15. Shiro
    Shiro
    August 25, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    Well played, Dorothy, well played.

    Hopefully she’s more effective than Joyce, shared experience maybe?

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 25, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

      I think Dorothy is also going to be a bit more tactful than Joyce. Or even quite a lot.

  16. Sunny
    Sunny
    August 25, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Why did Dorothy suddenly put her pen in her mouth in panel 2?

    • DrWattson
      DrWattson
      August 25, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

      She put the pen in her mouth between panels after hearing the sink.

      • foamy
        foamy
        August 25, 2017 at 4:17 pm | #

        But why!

  17. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    August 25, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Had it actually been Dina, Dorothy would have opened the door, found the half-bath empty, then closed the door in confusion to find Dina standing behind it, already in her room.

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      August 25, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

      Because it is adorable

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        August 25, 2017 at 1:44 am | #

        …super late but this reply was intended for Sunny. Good job me.

      • Minotaur
        Minotaur
        August 25, 2017 at 2:00 am | #

        It’s only adorable because it’s Dina. If it were Joe, for instance, it would be somewhat frightening. Robin actually does something similar to this the regular way, in the house invasion sequence, and it’s not particularly cute.

        But yes, when Dina does it, it’s adorable

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 25, 2017 at 2:07 am | #

          It’s because Dina never uses her powers for evil.

          Only for adorable mischief.

        • Miri
          Miri
          August 25, 2017 at 3:09 am | #

          That sounds like the start of an interesting discussion on perceived intent and threat and how these intersect with observed actions to give the impression that somebody is adorable, creepy or completely lacking in respect for others’ boundaries…

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            August 25, 2017 at 5:05 am | #

            I think a big part of it that makes Dina’s actions feel more benign is that she’s extremely responsive about issues relating to consent and when called out on negative behavior does a good job of responding to that and changing said behavior.

            So, like, if someone was to be like “Jesus, don’t do that again”, she wouldn’t ever do that again to that person while Joe of at least a day ago or Robin would not at all respond to that request or respond by trying to argue about it.

            Consent and respect for consent is huge and can be a major difference maker between behavior considered creepy versus awkward or cute.

        • Shiro
          Shiro
          August 26, 2017 at 9:03 am | #

          I was talking about the pen in mouth thing and misfired. It was supposed to go one thread up.

  18. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    August 25, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

    Are we to assume that Dina and Amber have similar-sounding voices?

    • lia47
      lia47
      August 25, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      Or is Amber just really good at voices

      • CorporateDronesDontHaveMissiles
        CorporateDronesDontHaveMissiles
        August 25, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        Indeed.
        See: Amazi-Girl voice disguise

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 25, 2017 at 12:27 am | #

    Oh, Dorothy.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      August 25, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

      Oh, grav roulette.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 25, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

        Oh, FUCK NO grav roulette.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          August 25, 2017 at 1:00 am | #

          Why did Willis even PUT Mary into the Grav Roulette options?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 25, 2017 at 1:03 am | #

            Presumably because she has a large-ish role in the story.

            Or to punish us for something. Uncertain which.

            • Gaia
              Gaia
              August 25, 2017 at 1:40 am | #

              What if we a all roll until we all become Mary, then we can all talk about how God tastes?

              Okay I’ll leave now…

              • butting
                butting
                August 25, 2017 at 5:09 am | #

                Four of us in a row complained about having her once.

                Someone followed up the thread with wanting to walk along the line slapping each one of them.

                Hard to argue with that.

              • SgtWadeyWilson
                SgtWadeyWilson
                August 25, 2017 at 3:11 pm | #

                Well, going by the “made in god’s image” phrase, I’d guess pork, (because supposedly that’s what we taste like) but better, because gods are supposed to be better than us in some way, and considering the stuff I’ve seen/read, flavor is pretty much the only option left.

                • SgtWadeyWilson
                  SgtWadeyWilson
                  August 25, 2017 at 3:16 pm | #

                  “This bacon tastes heavenly, what did you-”
                  *Mischievous grin.*
                  “Oh, my God!”
                  “Exactly!”

  20. Mr D
    Mr D
    August 25, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

    As there is nothing awkward or evil to talk about today (And my tank of UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS is empty right now) I’m here to talk about a nerdy topic:
    Read this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/BeastThePrimordial

    What is you guys’ opinion of this PnP RPG?

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      August 25, 2017 at 1:03 am | #

      From what I’ve seen it’s mechanically very interesting and a great choice for that one player who never knows what to play, but the fact that Beasts make such great allies in other-splat-dominant or mixed-splat games tends to make the “family” theme more important than their other themes, leeching a lot of the horror out of it. Not that it can’t be done well, but it’s something to keep under consideration (and some people want that sort of thing in their games, so hey). I haven’t gotten to play with it long-term, though.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 25, 2017 at 4:07 am | #

      I really need to stop reading about the Chronicles of Darkness games. It always makes me want to play them, and I have nobody to play them WITH.

      • Knayt
        Knayt
        August 25, 2017 at 6:43 pm | #

        Reading about their mechanics can help cure that urge in short order.

  21. QueerBitch
    QueerBitch
    August 25, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

    I’m imagining her doing a really really bad Dina impersionation…but I can’t really imagine it well since none of the characters have voice actors

    • QueerBitch
      QueerBitch
      August 25, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

      Also thank god my character changed…especially since Danny looks rather indie lesbian in that picture which fits me quite well

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        August 25, 2017 at 12:56 am | #

        I refer you to the comment I made yesterday if you want to roll the Grav roulette

        • poofdepoof
          poofdepoof
          August 25, 2017 at 1:25 am | #

          linky link? http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/oath/#comment-1265298

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 25, 2017 at 1:51 am | #

        I will now forever think of Danny as the indie lesbian.

      • A Scientist
        A Scientist
        August 25, 2017 at 2:33 am | #

        You’re such a good egg.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 25, 2017 at 2:11 am | #

      My mental ‘voice’ for Dina is basically the digitally-sampled voice Apple use for ‘Suri’, their personal data assistant app.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 25, 2017 at 2:26 am | #

      Well Amber DOES do alternate voices.

  22. Wind
    Wind
    August 25, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    Hee hee. +5 clever points for Dorothy. 😀

    • Wind
      Wind
      August 25, 2017 at 12:51 am | #

      And cool, I’ve got Mindy now? Yay!
      Wait…but now my gravatar just got dumped by Leslie. Now I shall feel sad every time I post.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 25, 2017 at 4:46 am | #

        I think that captures the Mindy experience pretty well.

  23. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 25, 2017 at 12:50 am | #

    I find it adorable that Dina’s friends read up on dinosaurs just to keep a foot in the game.

    Also, Dorothy with a pen in her mouth will never NOT be adorable.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 25, 2017 at 1:04 am | #

      I have a feeling Dorothy knew a thing or two about dinosaurs before she ever met Dina…

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 25, 2017 at 3:22 am | #

        Most likely – but now she learns from a master.

        Also, I bet she spent some time reading up on current dinosaur news during her clipboarding phase to secure the Dina vote.

  24. Tacos
    Tacos
    August 25, 2017 at 12:51 am | #

    Half-bath sink faucet is the best sound effect ever.

    Also who says somebody won’t name a new dinosaur Cromposaurus? Maybe a paleontologist reads this comic too.

  25. John
    John
    August 25, 2017 at 12:52 am | #

    There’s a text adventure game where one of the puzzles involves beating a kid in a dinosaur-naming contest. The key is, while the game’s dinosaur list includes some common dinosaurs that don’t fit the pattern, it will accept anything that ends in -saurus. I won it with the Obviouslyfakeosaurus.

  26. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    August 25, 2017 at 12:57 am | #

    And for today’s Grav Roulette…. I am Rachel.

    I definitely share a vindictive, judgmental streak with Rachel. When my temper’s in high dudgeon I can spit moral condemnation with the best (and worst) of them, and I can hold grudges FOREVER. What’s more, I can do this in cold, calculating anger, carefully analyzing what cuts straight to the quick while also getting at the thing they did that made me righteously indignant.

    …. this isn’t a good thing, and I fortunately don’t do it often.

    But that said… sometimes you NEED someone who won’t put up with bullshit, who will call out hypocrisy and give reminders about why people suck when others would lower their guards.

    In a way, the right grav puts me in the right mood. If I had a Rachel grav, I think I’d subconsciously feel licensed to unleash that angry side of myself with greater frequency. Walky, on the other hand, gives me license to be an irreverent, silly goofball.

    So, while it’s a good mach, Grav Roulette, I’m afraid I will not be adopting the Rachel grav. Nice try. See you tomorrow.

  27. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    August 25, 2017 at 1:05 am | #

    As a spambot, I have many interesting things to say about Cromposaurus.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 25, 2017 at 2:36 am | #

      Wait a minute

  28. [Delicious Taffy]
    [Delicious Taffy]
    August 25, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

    Look, I’m sorry about yesterday. I promise to never make another dick joke involving either Mary or Peter.

  29. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    August 25, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

    That’s it. Last try.
    Test Comment: Good sleuthing there Dorothy.

    • Rukdug
      Rukdug
      August 25, 2017 at 1:18 am | #

      Oh thank goodness. All of my other comments weren’t even showing up as awaiting moderation.

      • Michael Chandra
        Michael Chandra
        August 25, 2017 at 3:17 am | #

        I blame your avatar.

        • butting
          butting
          August 25, 2017 at 5:11 am | #

          Yup. Rukdug’s avatar was off swapping spit with Peter.

          and now you can’t unsee it

        • Rukdug
          Rukdug
          August 25, 2017 at 12:36 pm | #

          Well the thing is, after playing around with the grav roulette when it came out I all of the sudden couldn’t post the next day from my old email address as Rukduk anymore. I blame myself for playing around with the capitalization while connected on a Wi-Fi network not 100% secure. They weren’t showing up at all, which was really weird. Didn’t matter what device I was using, my comments just wouldn’t show up. I looked through my comments as Rukduk for the last month and couldn’t find anything that could get me banned. So, not knowing the policy on using a different email address, I made a new comment ID with a variant of the old name. If it’s ok too, I will probably switch back the name to the old Rukduk name.

          • Rukdug
            Rukdug
            August 25, 2017 at 12:39 pm | #

            They weren’t even showing as awaiting moderation, so I was pretty sure it was something I’d somehow messed up on. But I couldn’t actually ask what was going on because my comments asking that wouldn’t show up. So after three days of frustration, and immense distrust of the grav roulette, here I am.

  30. smooti
    smooti
    August 25, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

    Amazi Girls superpower is immunity to our criticism.

    Ambers superpower is apparently convincing enough Dina impressions

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 25, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

      Apparently NOT convincing enough.

  31. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    August 25, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

    Okay, so time for me to actually react to the comic.

    And my reaction is…. what the hell, Dorothy?

    Actually, it’s WtH x 2.

    WtH #1 is obvious. Yes, Dorothy, it’s Amber in the half-bath. It’s OBVIOUSLY Amber in the half-bath. You know it. You figured it out, because you’re smart. You’re so very very smart. You cleverly and intelligently inferred that it might be Amber, and then you cleverly invented a bit of cleverness to cleverly catch Amber out as pretending to be Dina because she didn’t want to have talk to you.

    AND THEN YOU DIDN’T TAKE THE HINT.

    WtH, Dorothy?

    But second, and far more bizarre, is Panels 1 and 2. Dorothy’s doing homework, or maybe studying. She’s got a textbook open, and she’s writing on a piece of paper with a black sharpie. That’s got to be either homework or studying.

    …..

    BLACK. SHARPIE. She’s doing homework and/or taking notes with a BLACK SHARPIE.

    WtH, Dorothy?

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      August 25, 2017 at 2:03 am | #

      It’s a shared bathroom, which means Amber locked the door on her side; Dorothy needed Amber to reveal herself. If Dorothy had said “I know it’s you, Amber”, Amber would have responded with “No, I’m Dina”.

      More bizarre than Dorothy using a black sharpie is: Why does she put the sharpie in her mouth after hearing someone in the bathroom? Does it maker her smarter?

      • Ophidiophile
        Ophidiophile
        August 25, 2017 at 2:08 am | #

        On looking closer, I see that Dorothy entered the bathroom, contrary to what I said.

        • Nyx
          Nyx
          August 26, 2017 at 2:11 am | #

          That’s the best sound effect I’ve ever seen.
          I don’t have anything else to say, I’m really just here to get a new grav. I saw the bandwagon driving by yesterday and it looks like I’m not too late!

          • Nyx
            Nyx
            August 26, 2017 at 2:14 am | #

            Argh sorry that was supposed to be a new comment…
            Ken’s not too bad but let’s see who else I can get

            • Nyx
              Nyx
              August 26, 2017 at 2:16 am | #

              I like how Sarah looks grumpy about how I don’t know how to make new comments properly. Okay, this is my last one, I swear… Grav roulette is kind of addictive, huh

      • Shemp53
        Shemp53
        August 25, 2017 at 3:51 am | #

        Having no experience with the “shared half-bath” concept outside of this comic, I’ve wondered for a while if the johnette doors have locks at all, and if so, on which sides. Anyone know? And what’s the applicable etiquette? It looks to me like people use it like a passageway, whether occupied or not.

        Also, with all the dorm rooms shown, not one fridge, microwave, or coffee pot? I find that unlikely.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          August 25, 2017 at 3:58 am | #

          The doors have locks on the sides of the rooms, but none on the sides of the half-bath, so that each room can’t lock the other out of the bathroom.

          • Shemp53
            Shemp53
            August 25, 2017 at 4:19 am | #

            And yet Sal hasn’t managed to keep Joyce from playing “wakey-wakey” in the morning. Then there’s the possibility of being locked in.
            Thanks for the answer. Anything to add about microwaves and dorm fridges? I saw an awful lot of them when I googled the “shared half-bath” thing.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 25, 2017 at 7:23 am | #

              It does seem kind of horribly designed. You can get trapped in there, but you can’t keep people from bursting in while you’re on the toilet?

              At least in a communal bathroom, like my dorm had, you have stalls.

              • Rukdug
                Rukdug
                August 25, 2017 at 12:42 pm | #

                See, my college had the reverse on the lock situation. Admittedly, that was probably because we also had public restrooms in the hall just in case.

                • Shemp53
                  Shemp53
                  August 25, 2017 at 11:00 pm | #

                  I gather the IU facilities are considered the opposite: the communal bathrooms, the ones with the hairy shower stalls, also have toilet stalls that are the ones generally used, with the shared half-bath toilets being more for emergencies and the ultra-shy. This would explain the differing locks, I suppose.

                  (My other guess, a lever inside the half-bath that locks/opens BOTH doors at the same time would ensure privacy, but be difficult to engineer and maintain.)

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 25, 2017 at 2:08 am | #

      Dorothy has probably decided that Amber has spent enough time in an isolated swirl of self-hate and has been looking for an opportunity to talk to her.

    • Minotaur
      Minotaur
      August 25, 2017 at 2:12 am | #

      This is why it is important to state boundaries clearly. By pretending to be Dina instead of just saying: “Yes it’s me, but could we not talk right now?”, her avoidance of contact gets turned into a kind of game where she can be outsmarted. She probably-definitely doesn’t mean for this to happen, but it’s a thing that happens.

      And it takes quite a bit of maturity and social awareness to not end up in some form of gameplay, as a response. I’ve been on both sides of this kind of interaction…

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 25, 2017 at 3:29 am | #

      They did share a traumatic experience. I’d say it’s not COMPLETELY out of bounds for Dorothy to push a Amber’s boundaries a bit to check in on her – and for Dorothy to get to grips with her own situation.

      That said – it IS a very delicate situation and it could easily turn out to be the wrong thing to do. Time will tell.

    • Shemp53
      Shemp53
      August 25, 2017 at 4:25 am | #

      I thought she might have been using a colored highliter rather than a sharpie. They look sort of the same.

    • UniqueSnowflake2
      UniqueSnowflake2
      August 25, 2017 at 12:39 pm | #

      Dorothy is using the Sharpie for studying. Instead of highlighting the things that are important, she is blacking out the things that are not important.

  32. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 25, 2017 at 2:07 am | #

    There is always a big risk in pretending to be someone who the person that you’re trying to fool knows well. I’ve always found it ironic that the only person that Amber is consistently able to deceive is herself.

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      August 25, 2017 at 2:09 am | #

      That’s because Amber is Amazi Girl’s dark side.

  33. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    August 25, 2017 at 2:09 am | #

    Should Dorothy have given Amber her privacy? Maybe. But of all people, Dorothy has the right to speak to her. She saw it, she was there. In a way, she might get what happened better than anyone else. I dunno where I read this, but I remember an axiom about how once two people have been involved in an experience of a certain magnitude, they’re bound together by it. Tldr: I think Dorothy should at least face Amber and affirm that link between them even if they don’t explicitly talk about what happened.

    • Minotaur
      Minotaur
      August 25, 2017 at 2:24 am | #

      Reading your comment, I realize that Amber may have an extra strong wish to avoid Dorothy, of all people, precisely because she was there. Amber is deeply ashamed of her violent tendencies, and Dorothy has seen her at her worst…

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 25, 2017 at 7:28 am | #

      As much as she wants her privacy, given her stated fears of being feared, of being the crazy stabby girl, having people want to check up her, having them show they’re not afraid of her or treating her like a freak can only help. Even if she pushes them away again.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 25, 2017 at 5:08 pm | #

        I mean, so far she’s used everyone’s attempts at reaching out to her as a way to reinforce her self loathing. Danny is avoiding her, her mom only loves her because she loves monsters, she’s even with Ethan, she won’t even let Dina say she’s glad she’s okay, and Joyce basically got her to admit she tried to kill Ryan. I can’t see Dorothy do any better.

        I think eventually Sal’s going to be the one who breaks through.

        • CoMa
          CoMa
          August 25, 2017 at 7:36 pm | #

          Actually I think Dorothy might be able to do something. Maybe even more now that she’s at least a bit angry – as I believe Amber probably believes she does deserve this anger.

    • poofdepoof
      poofdepoof
      August 25, 2017 at 4:51 pm | #

      “There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”

  34. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 25, 2017 at 3:07 am | #

    Oof, at first read I thought Cromposaurus was some new Transformer.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 25, 2017 at 3:40 am | #

      Maybe it could replace Slug the Dinobot.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 25, 2017 at 5:24 am | #

        Not Slug, Slag! [/tfnerd]

  35. Nono
    Nono
    August 25, 2017 at 3:40 am | #

    I bet Dina would have been able to spell Mboscodictiasaur.

  36. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    August 25, 2017 at 4:12 am | #

    Imagine. The KRUMPOSAURUS.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 25, 2017 at 6:06 am | #

      Krumping is still a thing? Or did that go the way of the dinosaurs?

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      August 25, 2017 at 7:21 am | #

      Krampus-saurus

      • Pl0x
        Pl0x
        August 25, 2017 at 7:23 am | #

        Hey, I’m supposed to be Jocelyne.

  37. Pl0x
    Pl0x
    August 25, 2017 at 4:23 am | #

    Not good enough to fool Dorothy.

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      August 25, 2017 at 4:24 am | #

      Ech.

      • Pl0x
        Pl0x
        August 25, 2017 at 4:25 am | #

        Oh yes, jackpot. I’m keeping this.

  38. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    August 25, 2017 at 4:29 am | #

    OK. Trying that grav roulette that the kids are all doing these days.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 25, 2017 at 12:45 pm | #

      No matter how hard I try I keep getting the same grav. Must be a glitch or something.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        August 25, 2017 at 1:35 pm | #

        no, that’s whirl, glitch is orange

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 25, 2017 at 3:08 pm | #

          baah

  39. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    August 25, 2017 at 4:30 am | #

    H*ck.

  40. XanderDinamite
    XanderDinamite
    August 25, 2017 at 5:32 am | #

    WHAT!?! the cromposaurus is totally really! I’ve seen one… Mind you, I was hopped up on a metric arse-ton of pills at the time :/

  41. Torra
    Torra
    August 25, 2017 at 5:37 am | #

    Nice try Amber, nice try

  42. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    August 25, 2017 at 5:42 am | #

    Comic Reactions: This conversation is necessary and needed to happen at some point and is probably also the conversation Amber has most been dreading. And it makes sense.

    She’s always assumed that she is a monster, her father’s daughter, and that people thinking well of her is either because they are willingly blind to that or because they haven’t seen her at her worst.

    What Dorothy saw was an Amber that Amber is not proud of or happy with, an example of what she is capable of when pushed to her edge and to her internal reasoning, the proof of what a violent ragebeast she is even though she as the Amber alter has never punched down in that state and only pulls it out in moments of extreme distress being physically threatened by a dangerous person.

    So to Amber’s reasoning, Dorothy has seen the monster under the mask, the broken woman who is a danger to everyone else, her father’s daughter and she dreads that that will be exactly what Dorothy saw and internalized. That that odd sort of admiration for the golden alter will turn to the horror of Amber’s “dark side”.

    And there’s probably going to be a few pieces of that. Dorothy is not used to such violence and has been obviously shaken by the experience, but I don’t think she’ll have as harsh an interpretation of the moment as Amber is holding herself to and she might even do some good processing the moment with her and what Amber has had to deal with growing up.

    Though I worry that Amber will also try her darndest to sabotage the conversation based on her current self-image.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 25, 2017 at 5:43 am | #

      Also, I’m never going to stop loving the fact that I got Carla. It makes me happy every time I post.

      • DonDueed
        DonDueed
        August 25, 2017 at 8:02 am | #

        I wonder whether DYW could have set it up that way deliberately.

        • Michael Chandra
          Michael Chandra
          August 25, 2017 at 12:33 pm | #

          Might have. =) I know I’d like doing that if I had any control over the hash.

        • Michael Chandra
          Michael Chandra
          August 25, 2017 at 12:36 pm | #

          DYW claims it was luck: https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/900241393423175680

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 25, 2017 at 10:35 pm | #

            And speaking of luck…

            https://twitter.com/Hawkuno/status/900952582637486082

            Some people clearly don’t have as much of it as others.

      • Felgraf
        Felgraf
        August 25, 2017 at 10:58 am | #

        As soon as I saw you got Carla I went backwards through the comic explicitly to see your reaction when you discovered this. =D
        It is AWESOME.

        • Felgraf
          Felgraf
          August 25, 2017 at 10:58 am | #

          I…
          … what is this face that have.

      • Rukdug
        Rukdug
        August 25, 2017 at 3:24 pm | #

        I’m really happy that you got Carla.
        I’m stuck with Mary because unfortunately, after I played enough grav roulette as Rukduk, my comments just wouldn’t register anymore. Pretty sure an error on my part is the reason. So know I have to post as Rukdug with a different email address to actually even have my comments show up for moderation. So, I guess I have to start all over with rejoining the community.
        …
        I trust you Cerberus, and don’t want to bother Willis at the moment, so I wanted to ask you: did I ever say anything really hurtful when using the Rukduk handle?

        Because, as I explain in an above comment thread, my comments just weren’t showing up as even awaiting moderation. If I said something really bad that ended up hurting people and getting me banned, I want too know. If that’s also the case, if I said something under the Rukduk handle as ban worthy, then I want Willis to ban this one as well. Because you guys are all awesome, and I don’t want to cause pain or distress to the commenting community.

        I was freaking out for about three days because I couldn’t comment, and I didn’t know why, and I was scared I’d hurt someone with words a while ago, but if I did end up getting banned, then I don’t deserve to comment here. Because of how great you all are.

        I don’t remember saying anything ban worthy while using Rukduk, but I trust Willis completely on that front. He’s practically a superhero with his ability to keep the comments section nice and safe. And if I caused a problem, if I jeopardized the safety of the community I want to know so that I don’t do that again.

        Either that, or playing with the grav roulette when it came out messed up my email somehow. So, if that’s the case, I guess I’m stuck as Mary.

        ..Jeez but the past three or four days have not been good for my self confidence at all. Really feeling a little like Amber here.

        For all I know it’s just a technical issue on my front, but I’m already assuming the worst. Plus I had my first teacher-parent conferences this week, and last week was orientation for the students, and I’m pretty sure I botched both of those.

        Also, not replying to this comment is fine. I completely understand if you don’t see it, or if you choose to ignore it. You have much better things to do with your time and you already have to deal with enough as it is. I don’t want to add to all the stuff you have on your plate. Congrats again on getting Carla.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          August 25, 2017 at 4:31 pm | #

          I don’t recall anything. It’s probably just system stuff reacting to the gravaysr roulette. I know the system for me tends to give me nothing a lot of times when it throws a comment in moderation.

          • Rukdug
            Rukdug
            August 25, 2017 at 8:39 pm | #

            Thank you. Now I have to get used to being Rukdug instead of Rukduk and I’ll be fine. I just hope people remember that the two names belong to the same person.

            Also, I’m too worried about losing the ability to comment to use the grav again, so I’ll have to get used to my posts not fitting with the Mary grav. On the other hand, it could have been worse. I could have gotten Peter. *shudder*

            • Jhon
              Jhon
              August 25, 2017 at 10:21 pm | #

              You are a WoW NPC.
              Thought you could fool us, did you?

        • StClair
          StClair
          August 25, 2017 at 7:57 pm | #

          Sometimes a glitch is just a glitch, not a punishment or a judgment of your worth.

          • Rukdug
            Rukdug
            August 25, 2017 at 8:41 pm | #

            Thank you. This week has just been a bad headspace week and I think I was letting it get to me.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 25, 2017 at 10:18 pm | #

        So after the universe assigning you Carla as your avatar, what’s next on your to-do list, Cerberus?

        Is it “whatever you want, you motherfucking goddess”?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 25, 2017 at 5:57 am | #

      Also, given how big a fan Dorothy is of Amazi-girl, and the fact that she had already “broken up” with Amazi-girl when it happened probably makes it even harsher for Amber. “She thought I was a hero – now she knows I am a monster”.

      Your Carla gravatar is awesome, which is fitting given that you are awesome.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        August 25, 2017 at 6:01 am | #

        Yup! Losing that unabashed fangirl feels like it reinforces her self narrative.

        And I feel that really strongly. I am always struggling with the idea that I’m a secret monster that everyone eventually sees, so people suddenly turning on me hits really hard and feels like a confirmation of that even when it doesn’t actually have anything to do with me.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 25, 2017 at 11:50 am | #

      What I’m wondering about is whether Dorothy’s going to put two and two together regardding who really mauled and hospitalized Blaine.

      …. no, scratch that. It’s Dorothy. Of course she’s put two and two together. What I’m wondering is what she’s done with that realization internally, and how it’s going to color this conversation.

      • Wind
        Wind
        August 25, 2017 at 12:49 pm | #

        Oooh. Good point Reltzik. Though I have to wonder if she already figured that out.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      August 25, 2017 at 11:58 pm | #

      On the other hand, Dorothy doesn’t look very happy with Amber in the last two panels, in an angry-mother “you don’t get to ignore me” sort of way. Which is a justified reaction, not least because witnessing Amber’s violence will have made Dorothy doubt herself. She didn’t see it coming, and she should have, because she’s smart; in the wake of the hall’s rejection of her as a potential RA, that’s got to hurt, before it suggests that maybe the girls were right, maybe she’s not as good at things as she thinks she is. Even worse, Dorothy can put the pieces together and realise that it was Amber who beat up Blaine, and, therefore, that Amazi-Girl lied to her. Not knowing how serious the distinction between A-G and Amber is, there’s really no other way for Dorothy to interpret it – meaning that she has every reason to feel, quite frankly, betrayed. We may be getting to a break in Dorothy’s Olympian sensibleness. (Hopefully, in two minutes I’ll find out if I’m right or not.)

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        August 25, 2017 at 11:59 pm | #

        Hmm. I’m neither female, bi, nor a redhead, and am not a sprots fan, but depressed alcoholic Canadian is pretty on the nose.

  43. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    August 25, 2017 at 5:55 am | #

    Bonus yesterday comic reaction: I’m heartened by Joe taking Joyce’s words to heart and seemingly speaking from the heart rather than seeing apologies as a tactic to get in good with folks. And that’s going to matter a lot in actually improving his reputation and a sign that he’s done looking for the shortcuts as he’s seen where that leads.

    I’m also incredibly curious about Rachel. Is her self-critique because she’s recognized the harm she did to Amber/AG, Joyce, Billie, and Ruth or the support she accidentally gave Mary? Or is it related to something else not yet put on screen which made her comment to all of them something also aimed at herself?

    Whatever it is, it’s definitely tearing her apart and I’m hoping she finds someone to confide in about it.

    And Mary and Peter… on the one hand, their smug shithead performative faith approach is definitely less toxic than the targeted life destruction Mary usually peddles in, which seems initially vaguely better, but then again…

    I can’t ignore the context that this particular bit of performative faith is aimed at two jewish students and seems heavily wrapped in the shitty fundamentalist idea that jewish people are just “incomplete Christians” who must be converted by God’s wrath to be saved.

    Like so much Left Behind bullshittery is based on the idea that most jewish people after completing the prophecy steps related to Israel will go to Hell with only a handful being “saved” by renouncing their faith and becoming “Jews for Jesus”.

    And also the undercurrent of intense “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” conspiracy takes that run so freely through modern Rapturist theology and all the not at all subtle anti-semitism that implies that secret Jews run everything from the banks to the media and so on.

    And that makes their actions a whole ‘nother level of horrible that utterly decimates that initial desire and reveals the cruel way Mary is operating in the light now that she thinks she has backup.

    I also note what a lot of others said in that it seems like Peter is a lot less invested in this shit and is playing Mary and yeah, I get a real disingenuous feeling from him too (I blame the eyebrows). I think he may see Mary as just as much a mark as the people he encourages her to smug at.

    • Felgraf
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      August 25, 2017 at 11:00 am | #

      You know, in regards to that last comment, that would make Mary’s comment about Stabbed McGee (Which I do not remember exactly, but was along the lines of “Wow, and he was a preacher’s son? I guess some people really aren’t what you think they are”) *fantastic* foreshadowing.

    • Rukdug
      Rukdug
      August 25, 2017 at 3:37 pm | #

      Yeah. As a liberal, sorta Universalist, Catholic I had a lot of…issues with the Left Behind series and other works like that. And the idea of the Rapture in general. It’s very anti-Semetic, and ever since Vatican II the official doctrine is that God doesn’t break his promises so the covenant with the Jewish people still stands. So Jews technically need Jesus. There was something similar about Muslims and Zoroastrians if I remember correctly. The main jist of Vatican II always seemed to be “It would be nice if you believed in Jesus as son of God, but you don’t necessarily have to because every religion has at least a portion of the truth.” So the whole, Jews have to believe Jesus is the messiah or they go to hell is very toxic and hateful.

      • Rukdug
        Rukdug
        August 25, 2017 at 4:17 pm | #

        * Jews technically don’t need Jesus
        What the he’ll autocorrect?!? You can’t just delete don’t from that sentence! It’s very necessary for the intention to come off correctly goddamnit!!!!

        • Kamino Neko
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          August 25, 2017 at 4:59 pm | #

          Your device’s autocorrect is a fundie?

          • Rukdug
            Rukdug
            August 25, 2017 at 10:08 pm | #

            …I think I have to go look up the political positions of Samsung.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          August 25, 2017 at 5:59 pm | #

          “He’ll” is one of those Joyceian autocorrects that’ll fudge you up. I otter know, I need to go retype the word that keeps getting turned to “shot”.

      • Cerberus
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        August 25, 2017 at 10:04 pm | #

        Yup, the Left Behind series and the culture that spawned it are both intensely anti-semitic, but like hiding behind pro-warmongering on behalf of Israel as a “Get out of jail free” card about it. But yeah, scratch it even a little bit and it’s all conspiracies about Jews secretly controlling everything and so on.

        They’re favorite dog-whistle is “liberal”. To that community it means Jewish. That’s why they complain a lot about the “liberal” media and the “liberal” elites. “Globalist” is another common dogwhistle now that the neo-nazis don’t feel the need to hide.

  44. Alenonimo
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    August 25, 2017 at 6:09 am | #

    She knew it wasn’t Dina because she knew SOMEONE was there.

  45. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 25, 2017 at 8:55 am | #

    Cromposaurus = Crumple-Horned Snorkack?

    • UniqueSnowflake2
      UniqueSnowflake2
      August 25, 2017 at 12:42 pm | #

      Or Snorklewacker?

  46. Derek
    Derek
    August 25, 2017 at 9:04 am | #

    Willis, since yesterday there’s an extremely annoying video ad loading in this page that is freaking obnoxious, it doesn’t let me scroll to the comments, it keeps “refreshing” and forcing the page to stay in one spot.
    It’s an ad for “incrediblenewshub” and I’m having great difficulty reading the comic or the comments because of it :/

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      August 25, 2017 at 3:40 pm | #

      Yea, I got that too, it was very annoying.

  47. Freezer
    Freezer
    August 25, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

    There is, however, a Thumpasaurus.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_QfO7g1YsI

  48. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    August 25, 2017 at 1:20 pm | #

    You see, Dorothy? This is why no one likes you.

    • shammers
      shammers
      August 25, 2017 at 9:45 pm | #

      Hey I like her

  49. ajm5007
    ajm5007
    August 25, 2017 at 2:52 pm | #

    I was seconds away from googling “cromposaurus,” eager to hear the news, but then I decided to read the rest of the comic, first.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      August 25, 2017 at 10:39 pm | #

      “Crompo-” does not seem to be legit Latin or Greek. At least according to google-trans. Which is probably better about L or G than Japanese.

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        August 25, 2017 at 10:41 pm | #

        I have 10 characters in my email address. Which means I can play grav roulette 2^10 times.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          August 25, 2017 at 10:45 pm | #

          Without repeating myself. But I expect Willis made way fewer gravs than that.

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            August 25, 2017 at 10:46 pm | #

            Yes, I’m making a list.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 25, 2017 at 10:57 pm | #

            He made 56.

  50. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 25, 2017 at 4:32 pm | #

    While I do like onomatopoeia, I have to admit that not even Don Martin would’ve been able to convey the difference between a half-bath sink faucet and a full-bath sink faucet.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 25, 2017 at 9:45 pm | #

      Oh gods, Don Martin… He truly was the emperor of onomatopeia. And slapstick comic in general.

    • showler
      showler
      August 25, 2017 at 9:55 pm | #

      It’s the echo from the smaller space.

  51. Elsendor
    Elsendor
    August 26, 2017 at 1:54 am | #

    HALF-BATH SINK FAUCET

  52. Woobie
    Woobie
    August 26, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

    Batman would not be caught so easily.

  53. Liliet
    Liliet
    August 26, 2017 at 8:27 am | #

    <3333333333333

  54. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm | #

    Grav experimenting.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm | #

      Too messy.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 26, 2017 at 8:31 pm | #

        Dating the worst.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          August 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm | #

          Okay, but unreasonable.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            August 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm | #

            Minty fresh.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              August 26, 2017 at 8:33 pm | #

              Well, we’re both Asian in some respect.

              • JessWitt
                JessWitt
                August 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm | #

                But we’re both Asian and on the spectrum.

                • JessWitt
                  JessWitt
                  August 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm | #

                  She’s kinda funny, when you’re not the brunt of her barbs.

  55. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm | #

    I do find redheads pretty.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm | #

      Ugh, HIM again.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm | #

        Adorkable.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          August 26, 2017 at 8:37 pm | #

          Crap, three Peters in a row.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            August 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm | #

            Neat-o.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              August 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm | #

              He doesn’t get as many gravatar pics. Feel bad for the guy.

              • JessWitt
                JessWitt
                August 26, 2017 at 8:39 pm | #

                The other half of the Grandy couple.

                • JessWitt
                  JessWitt
                  August 26, 2017 at 8:40 pm | #

                  We share some Filipino descent. And it is cool to see one who doesn’t adhere to the cheerful stereotype.

  56. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm | #

    My original gravatar from many years back.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 26, 2017 at 8:41 pm | #

      She needs a GF, stat.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm | #

        Hello again, spearmint.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          August 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm | #

          Eurasians, unite!

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            August 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm | #

            Grumpy girl again.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              August 26, 2017 at 8:44 pm | #

              The newest teach.

              • JessWitt
                JessWitt
                August 26, 2017 at 8:45 pm | #

                Honda!

                • JessWitt
                  JessWitt
                  August 26, 2017 at 8:45 pm | #

                  I don’t watch GoT, sorry.

  57. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 26, 2017 at 8:46 pm | #

    Seems cool, but she hasn’t shown up yet.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm | #

      Ex-friend

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm | #

        The main character.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          August 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm | #

          Previous gravatar.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            August 26, 2017 at 8:54 pm | #

            Getting a lot of Grandy, lately.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              August 26, 2017 at 8:55 pm | #

              Sweet, dull Arnold.

              • JessWitt
                JessWitt
                August 26, 2017 at 8:55 pm | #

                Making me aware of being part-Filipino I see? Okay, last one.

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