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May 12, 2026

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by David M Willis on November 22, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – It's The Love I Haven't Got
└ Tags: jacob, joyce, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 22, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I was wondering

    Joyce won’t be able to move a muscle tomorrow, and she didn’t touch a single exermaciser

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 22, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

      impressive in the moment tho. i imagine she’d be handed off to jacob XD; tho while he is strong i’d still feel uncomfortable if i was crushing and being lifted up/worried about my weight lol

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      November 22, 2023 at 2:33 am | #

      A more important reason not to put Sarah down is that Sarah is going to kill her.

      • Abel Undercity
        Abel Undercity
        November 22, 2023 at 6:34 am | #

        Indeed. This is a mistake on multiple levels.

      • Warcodered
        Warcodered
        November 22, 2023 at 3:08 pm | #

        Like grabbing a Tiger by the tail.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 22, 2023 at 11:55 pm | #

          also, accidentally grabbing a boob by the side

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 22, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Man, the Sarahs are always in use at my gym, I have to settle for kettle-bells.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      November 22, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      I can just never get there early enough!

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      November 22, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

      I prefer the Joyce Machines anyway.

      • butting
        butting
        November 22, 2023 at 10:08 am | #

        Is that what we’re calling washing machines now?

  3. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 22, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    *plays “Squeeze Me” by N.E.R.D. on hacked muzak*

  4. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 22, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Yeah, lifting someone taller than you is not fun.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 22, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

      i mean, it /could/ be but depends on the situation , and maybe total weight, a lot of ppl are taller than me buti feel like i’ve seen more scrawny skinny ppl than overweight ones, or they’re an ‘average’ weight but b/c their tallness distributes like that, they lack muscle themslves lol

    • Nipo
      Nipo
      November 22, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

      But is it fun to lift/hug someone wearing very little…? Someone soft and squishy and semi-undressed?

      I thought that Joyce’s problems weren’t necessarily muscle-related but rather purity-related..

      • TCS
        TCS
        November 22, 2023 at 2:40 am | #

        I took it more as a “if I stop restraining her, she will attack” situation.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          November 22, 2023 at 12:07 pm | #

          I think it’s more a repeat of the injured toe phenomenon, but now it’s every muscle and joint from her ankles to her neck. A cold dead-lift and carry of maybe 150% of Joyce’s weight probably wasn’t a good idea.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 22, 2023 at 7:28 pm | #

        I would…

    • Dsr667
      Dsr667
      November 22, 2023 at 5:06 pm | #

      Only once in my career as an above average tall guy i had the luxury of lifting someone both slightly heavier and taller than me, in an act of pure tomfoolery, and man, just thinking about it makes this nagging eternal back pain i’ve been having ever since come back to the forefront.
      It’s not even the weight, it’s how you angle yourself to get their feet off the ground, absolute spine breaker.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        November 22, 2023 at 8:32 pm | #

        Same. End of basic training post-final ruck march(13km) fireman carry. They lovingly paired me with a guy 30lbs heavier than me. And both our rifles, gear, helmets etc. Good times. It’s like the CAF was trying to give out medical pensions.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 23, 2023 at 3:45 pm | #

          Hey, I was a victim of that as well.

  5. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    November 22, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Princess carry.

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      November 22, 2023 at 1:48 pm | #

      We may need one to get Joyce back to her room.

      ( its a princess carry if a princess does it )

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    November 22, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Always have a spotter when lifting Sarahs

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 22, 2023 at 5:34 pm | #

      Well Joyce needed a spotter apparently.

  7. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    November 22, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    There are more slap stick-ish things a more crude writer could have come up with for this scene. The anime version of this has the girls fall on Jacob with multiple candid shots of his hands on them with his face somehow buried in both sets of boobs and their hands on him and their hands on each other. I prefer this level of goofy humor.

    • Mym
      Mym
      November 22, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      Sandwich his face in those bozongoids

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 22, 2023 at 10:18 am | #

        Just mash his face right onto the hombajomblas.

    • Li
      Li
      November 22, 2023 at 12:52 pm | #

      “Anime version” is kind of a weird way to categorize a type of sexist humor that’s super popular in the west. Or was Whedon’s cut of Justice League secretly anime?

      (Sorry but this is a real bee in my bonnet. Don’t love seeing “anime” as shorthand for “gross overly sexual and bad” in 2023, the same way it was used in the 90s by people angry about the entire concept of cartoons that might not be strictly for children and happy to be racist in the process.)

      • zee
        zee
        November 22, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

        Huh, never seen that kind of over the top horny slapstick much in western comedy. Y’know outside of like, the live action grinch

        • Casi
          Casi
          November 22, 2023 at 2:33 pm | #

          literally every Joss Whedon project has at least one scene where a male character falls face first into a woman’s breasts. It’s like as much of a staple as his quippy dialogue

        • Li
          Li
          November 22, 2023 at 3:41 pm | #

          To be blunt, you haven’t watched enough R-rated comedies. I think pratfalling into boobs is a very specific trope, but we have examples of it, and we have loooooads of spiritually identical jokes. Is the famous scene in There’s Something About Mary where she has semen in her hair as hair gel somehow less horny?

          Like I do not watch this genre of movies either, but I promise Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber also had terrible sexual slapstick, and I promise The Hangover did, too.

          The comedies of the 70s and 80s were also rife with this kind of humor despite not being R-rated (Ghostbusters, for example). And things like Shrek do winking nods in that general direction, much more coyly.

          If you feel like you’re more likely to just run into that sort of thing in anime where you weren’t expecting it — I’d say that’s down to a few things.

          1. America in particular is kind of screwed up about sex. Explicit sex is given a much higher age restriction than explicit violence. But also, a lot of very specific types of sexual humor slide under our radar and don’t register as being sex jokes: when the main characters on How I Met Your Mother got really excited to realize the young women they’d just met were too drunk to legally consent to sex, for example, or the dozens of times when some sort of “you know what they do to guys like you in prison” joke gets made in sometimes literally kid movies. And no, the joke is not talking about people being beaten up.

          2. Different levels of knowledge. You might be familiar with Seth MacFarlane, so you know what to expect from a cartoon from him. You probably lack the same level of familiarity with Japanese anime studios. You would also recognize that something like South Park airs really late at night, on a cable network, in a block of programming for adults, but you won’t have that same knowledge of what channel or programming block a random anime was part of.

          Like, as westerners, it’s easy to view anime as a monolith and our own country’s media as obviously diverse. But not only are we losing context like time slot and channel and the reputation of any given studio — not only do we lack an easy analog for anime like the MPAA ratings — we also have to contend with the fact that only a fraction of anime and manga ever actually make it to our shores.

          “If this were anime, there would be loads of fan service and Jacob would faceplant into boobs” is just kind of a wild statement about an entire medium. If we understand that “like you’d expect from a Disney cartoon” and “like you’d expect from a WB cartoon” and “like you’d expect from a Tex Avery cartoon” and “like you’d expect from a Seth MacFarlane cartoon” are all talking about very different things… well.

          We should understand that the same is true of anime, and that our inability to be more specific about which studios we’re talking about… maybe indicates that we lack the expertise to be making this comparison at all.

          • PedanticJerkass
            PedanticJerkass
            November 22, 2023 at 5:53 pm | #

            Yeah, Ace Ventura was the one that had that horrifically transphobic scene at the end about “finding Captain Winky” or whatever. Even at the time, back when that sort of thing was much more “okay” than it is now, it was still execrable. And Ghostbusters (a PG movie, mind you) had the infamous “blowjob ghost,” which was a real WTAF moment from an otherwise good movie.

            But yeah, forget about all that stuff, Japanimation is nothing but all those henties I heard about. What’s that you say? Studio Jibblies? Never heard of it. /s

            • Li
              Li
              November 23, 2023 at 1:21 pm | #

              That does indeed sum up their position very succinctly haha

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      November 22, 2023 at 8:33 pm | #

      So disappointed Yoto didn’t reply with, “you summoned me?” 😉

  8. Mym
    Mym
    November 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Joyce’s insurance does not cover Act of Sarah

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 22, 2023 at 7:35 am | #

      But this was an act of Joyce, Sarah’s the one being acted upon.

      (Sarah wishes Jacob was the one acting upon her ifyaknowwhatimean.)

  9. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Sarah is legit in the top 3 strongest DoA ladies…Joyce however….

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 22, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      She’s strong but only in short bursts.

      • Autogatos
        Autogatos
        November 22, 2023 at 7:25 am | #

        And it has a super long cooldown time.

        • Mym
          Mym
          November 22, 2023 at 4:26 pm | #

          Irrelevant response: your avatar is so cute omg

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 22, 2023 at 9:28 am | #

        Yeah, she’s good at tapping into the adrenaline boosts.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      November 22, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      Eh, maaaybe top 5, but top 3 is doubtful at best. Even assuming AmbG only get one entry on that list, Sal is clearly https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/handle-3/“>on par with them or stronger. And while she probably couldn’t handle either of the top two, Ruth can handle Sarah just fine. That’s at least three DoA ladies above Sarah, easily, before we even try to figure out how much of a power multiplier Joyce gets from sheer rage.

      …but maybe if Sarah BETRAYED all of the above and locked them in the Hyperbolic Dorm Hall…?

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 22, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

        You’re mistaking fighting ability with strength. Amber and Sal easily outmatch Sarah in combat but it’s been shown multiple times how strong Sarah is. Most recently dragging Joe about like he was a bag of trash. The girls you mentioned minus Ruth have more impressive fights but haven’t shown equal feats of strength… Maybe Amber, but it’s kind of hard to gauge the power of all her punches.

        Top 3 strongest are Carla, Ruth, and Sarah. The ranking is pretty interchangeable between the three, but I lean toward Ruth who tossed a significantly sized dude (Blaine) over her head as #1.

        I’m more than eager to hear any arguments or suggestions.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          November 22, 2023 at 10:49 am | #

          … wait, are you saying Joe is not a bag of trash?

          –Dave, slowly being shaped, by heat and pressure, into a Real Boy^tm?

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          November 22, 2023 at 1:43 pm | #

          Given the stuff we’ve seen Amazi-Girl do, I’m pretty sure Amber’s #1. She’s not tall, but those thicc thighs aren’t flab. They’re the muscle that lets her leap up to rooftops or onto speeding cars. I suspect she’s heavier than she looks. She has to have an awful lot of dense fighter’s muscle concealed by the surface padding.

          • Casi
            Casi
            November 22, 2023 at 2:34 pm | #

            like a miniature Kingpin

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          November 22, 2023 at 9:06 pm | #

          I’m not really interested in trying to discern character stat, there’s so many comic antics and visual metaphors/idioms it seems kind of futile anyways. But maybe I’m just feeling contrarian. This isn’t Ruth lifting Blaine and throwing him over her head. It’s Blaine lunging, Ruth using his momentum in addition to her lifting, and her falling.

      • DashWallkick
        DashWallkick
        November 22, 2023 at 4:49 am | #

        Strong and being able to do feats of strength aren’t quite the same thing. Ruth is incredibly skinny and gangly and probably incredibly malnourished from her depression and she can still lift people bodily and suplex them because she knows how to use her weight leverage. Amber and Sarah are probably way up there though. Amb/AG has that incredible compact strength and Sarah is REAL tall.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 22, 2023 at 9:26 am | #

          Yeah, that toss was explicitly the kind of sacrifice throw that really doesn’t rely on strength. She didn’t really lift Blaine at all there, so much as spin him as she dropped. His center of mass didn’t go up.

          I don’t think we’ve got a lot of evidence for sheer strength for any of the characters. Even dragging Joe involved “scoot” sound effects, which suggests something different than just hauling dead weight.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            November 22, 2023 at 8:48 pm | #

            See. This is why feats are what’s important for power rankings in this comic anyway. Unfortunately for power scaling this isn’t a combat focused comic so we have to rely on feats. I’d love to put Amber/AG at the top but she just doesn’t have the record. Funny enough the most consistent feat of strength among the girls has nothing to do with fighting but throwing around Jennifer. That’s something Sarah, Ruth, Carla, and Amber have done with little to modest effort. But unfortunately for Amber, Sarah and Ruth have done more. Throwing around Blaine may have seemed momentum based but we can only really speculate on effort. Same with Sarah dragging Joe.

            We can assume things, but those assumptions are always secondary to depicted feats.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        November 22, 2023 at 5:04 am | #

        Marcie and Malaya are both also probably pretty strong.

        Guns would also be a contender but she ain’t in the comic so she doesn’t count.

  10. StClair
    StClair
    November 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    IT’S DANGEROUS TO LIFT ALONE! TAKE THIS.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      November 22, 2023 at 10:50 am | #

      line of motivational posters using Sarah as “Annoyed Kitten”

      –Dave, add to CART

  11. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    November 22, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Apply Sarah to Jacob.

    Wait, that sounds naughty. Never mind.

    • Mym
      Mym
      November 22, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      Apply directly to forehead

      • Nono
        Nono
        November 22, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        Apply in a circular repeated motion.

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 22, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      > USE SARAH WITH JACOB

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        November 22, 2023 at 10:50 am | #

        you don’t know how to use the Sarah with the Jacob

        –Dave, not without some injuries anyway

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 22, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      i mean that is technically both their end goals

  12. Dara
    Dara
    November 22, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce: BY THE POWER OF THE LOVE SLEUTH!

    also Joyce: oop

    also also Joyce: guess the power is very short term

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      November 22, 2023 at 1:49 pm | #

      This gives Joyce the power to tap into Rule of Funny.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 22, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 22, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      my my, getting excited are we? XD

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 22, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

      True

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 22, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

      got that midriff rubbing finally.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 22, 2023 at 1:08 am | #

      sarah’s just too much woman for one person to handle ;P

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        November 22, 2023 at 1:50 pm | #

        Volunteers for Team Sarah.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      November 22, 2023 at 8:50 pm | #

      … you’re gonna get tossed out of the weight room

      –Dave, or at least into the showers

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 22, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

    Speaking of Bigger ones Hubba Hubba!

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      November 22, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      Jacob does have pretty big arms. Very admirable since we now know he doesn’t ego lift.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        November 22, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

        I can see his glutes from here!

  15. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 22, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    As soon as you let go, Sarah will murder you~

  16. Suet
    Suet
    November 22, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

    “Put me down, I can’t handle being THIS close to Jacob!!”

    Hooly dooly, Joyce’s bear hug is astounding. Still needs to be stronger if she wants to handle Joe like that.

  17. Segnosaur
    Segnosaur
    November 22, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    On a sort of unrelated note…

    It is nice to see Joyce and Jacob interact in what appear to be fairly good terms. (i.e. there does not seem to be any resentment from Jacob along the lines of “you wrecked my relationship and made things uncomfortable with my family”. Remember, the last time we saw Jacob and Joe interact he was complaining about the sit-com like shenanigans that had occurred between them.)

    I wonder if he is aware of Joyce’s atheist leanings now. ((Not that I think he would mind much since he is pretty mature about his religion.)

  18. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 22, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

    Ok I’ll draw something with them tommorow. For sure.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 22, 2023 at 1:24 am | #

      YAY

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 22, 2023 at 7:02 am | #

      Yoto art is imminent! I repeat, Yoto art is imminent. This is not a drill!

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 22, 2023 at 10:20 am | #

      Spongebob narrator: “Tomorrow, for sure.”

  19. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 22, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    Look!  There in the exercise room!  It’s SUPERJOYCE!!

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      November 22, 2023 at 12:39 pm | #

      That can’t be Superjoyce, she’s wearing glasses.

  20. Dday
    Dday
    November 22, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

    You know what i take it back, the do is growing on me. Maybe its drawn with a little more defined form/silhouette now?
    I don’t think you need a spotter for curls though, you’d need some kinda gigantic juicer biceps for a spotter to be relevant, and then you’d likely be training with someone wayyy bigger than Sarah

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 22, 2023 at 9:31 am | #

      I think by “bigger ones”, she means the bar we see behind him. Probably just drawing on vague memories of those exermacises needing someone to help, so she can get Sarah involved.

  21. Bryy
    Bryy
    November 22, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    Ah, yes. The Over-Exertion Mistake Feels.

    I know them well.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 22, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

      Tell me about it bruh DX

      It’s why i always have weed on the ready, perfect for recovery (inflammation be a real bongo)

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 22, 2023 at 7:21 am | #

      I still vividly remember the first time I experienced this. It was carrying a pumpkin during my first school trip to the pumpkin patch when I was very very young.

      I remember putting that pumpkin down and being HORRIFIED that my arms suddenly couldn’t lift things and I was worried I had permanently damaged them. I’d just never experienced that sensation before. XD

  22. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 22, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    The author clearly has an adult woman fetish.

    • spriteless aunty
      spriteless aunty
      November 22, 2023 at 9:25 am | #

      Good?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      November 23, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

      Do these women count as adults? They’re like… 18 and 19.

  23. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 22, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

    Did this with a sibling.
    It’s always easy to start, but then you realize that people are HEAVY.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 22, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      makes me wonder how many strong ppl there are lifting up multiple siblings or pets lol. i have seen those pics of ppl with like those big/fluffy dogs in a backpack but i’d hope they wouldn’t have to travel too far

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 22, 2023 at 7:15 am | #

      As someone who was always the lift-ee: way too many. I’m a petite 4’11” and a half as an adult and when you’re tiny, people just…pick you up. All the time.

      There’s something about being tiny that turns you into a human sword-in-the-stone where others feel compelled to prove their strength by seeing if they can lift you.

      I’m married to someone who is 6’0” and our kid predictably takes after him (at only 8 she’s nearly the same height as me)…and this comic also reminds me of the last several times I attempted to lift her. Back when she was like…6. 🙃
      It was definitely one of those “I have made a terrible mistake” scenarios.

      So I guess I have been both Sarah and Joyce here.

  24. shrub
    shrub
    November 22, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

    How exactly is curling heavy dumbbells potentially dangerous?

    • Auroki
      Auroki
      November 22, 2023 at 2:10 am | #

      You can overextend muscles and cause potential injury to your arms. Especially if you’re trying to bump up to a heavier set. Even going from a 10 to a 15lb set of dumbells can cause spasms simply due to your body thinking its barely any different from whst it’s used to.

      Properly trained professionals will tell you to never start on heavy weights or a high number of exercises even if your body is in a decent shape. That’s one of the most common ways to tear or pull muscles. Start small and upgrade difficulty in increments tiol you figure out your limits.

      • shrub
        shrub
        November 22, 2023 at 2:18 am | #

        Sorry, should have been more specific.

        Using heavy weighs without warming properly can of course lead to injury no matter the exercise.

        I mean how is it you need a spotter for dumbbell curling, sure its useful to help get the weights into starting position but not really a requirement.

        What is the danger aspect of curling, specifically, that you need a spotter is what I’m asking.

        Could have just put Jacob on the bench and it would have made more sense.

    • Tan
      Tan
      November 22, 2023 at 2:56 am | #

      Pretty sure when Joyce says “the bigger ones” she means the barbell right behind them in the background there, not larger dumbells.

      • shrub
        shrub
        November 22, 2023 at 3:01 am | #

        I guess she also knows nothing about training so that’s a distinct possibility

      • Aslan
        Aslan
        November 22, 2023 at 12:03 pm | #

        Idk, it’s really funny imagining somebody getting spotted for hammer curls

        • shrub
          shrub
          November 22, 2023 at 6:52 pm | #

          You can tell the author doesn’t really do a lot physical activity

          • Sarah Lea
            Sarah Lea
            November 22, 2023 at 7:38 pm | #

            Or that the author knows Joyce doesn’t do a lot of physical activity.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            November 22, 2023 at 8:30 pm | #

            Speak for yourself, I can tell scenario is Joyce using pretense to push Sarah and Jacob to interact.

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            November 22, 2023 at 9:06 pm | #

            I deadlift! On the regular!

            Look, I didn’t draw barbells and a bench behind them for funsies.

  25. milu
    milu
    November 22, 2023 at 2:13 am | #

    🌈 hey there, perverts 🥰

    fancy a bit of filthy nonsense?

    here’s Space Captain Julia Gray in
    “Make Love Not War” (provisional title) (accurate but a bit easy) (still workshopping this) part 4!

    previous episodes: hit my pseud up there.

    Warning: NAKED PEOPLE

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      November 22, 2023 at 3:14 am | #

      Jacob and Joe running to save Julia Gray hahaha

      • milu
        milu
        November 22, 2023 at 8:16 am | #

        argz no they wanna kill her??

        that’s on me, i’ve been going at this super chaotically.

        here, allow me to link to part 1:

        START READING HERE (then follow the link in the post description to part 2, etc)

        (i’m operating under the premise that the issue is, i’ve been bad at posting links rather than my plot is incomprehensible and/or poorly communicated)

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 22, 2023 at 8:43 am | #

      This is very entertaining. Love the naked chase scene a lot.

  26. AGV
    AGV
    November 22, 2023 at 2:36 am | #

    It’s ok, Joyce. Jacob is spotting the two of you.

  27. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 22, 2023 at 2:57 am | #

    I just love how much Sarah looks like a cat in this strip. Let’s hope Jacob likes cats.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 22, 2023 at 7:11 am | #

      She’ll start thrashing around and trying to break free until Joyce puts her down.

      Then she’ll want Jacob to pick her up.

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        November 22, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

        And scratch her behind the ears.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 22, 2023 at 7:27 am | #

      Yeah I thought of “ah yes, muscle strain error” later but my immediate thought was definitely that this is like one of those “you have held the cat too long and now the second you let go this is gonna be bloody” situations.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      November 22, 2023 at 12:41 pm | #

      ISTR she was a cat in the whole Joyce the Squirrel nonsense in the previous continuity, so that tracks.

  28. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    November 22, 2023 at 3:12 am | #

    Stop playing in rhe gym and start doing the exercises 😤

  29. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    November 22, 2023 at 5:42 am | #

    Joyce, you were supposed to Avoid injures while there.

  30. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    November 22, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

    Sarah’s spirit animal really is a moody cat.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 22, 2023 at 7:31 am | #

      I keep thinking “this character is channeling cat vibes” (did it in the previous arc with Carla’s early morning demands for attention) and now I was wondering if I’m just reading cat vibes into EVERY character just because I like cats, so I’m glad it’s not just me.

  31. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    November 22, 2023 at 7:10 am | #

    Speaking of lifting dangerously, who’s spotting Joyce right now?

  32. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    November 22, 2023 at 7:10 am | #

    Joyce, you didn’t have someone spot you while you pick up the angry Sarah. That’s dangerous.

  33. foducool
    foducool
    November 22, 2023 at 10:34 am | #

    feels like Joyce is trying to handle a feral cat lmao

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 22, 2023 at 1:14 pm | #

      Try to handle a feral cat like that, you are going to lose blood.

      Does remind me of a small toddler trying to carry a big, unhappy, but not panicked cat.

  34. David DeLaney
    David DeLaney
    November 22, 2023 at 10:54 am | #

    … so nobody yet has spotted that Joyce’s arms are doing a pretty good (if temporary) job of lifting the bigger ones there?

    –Dave, i’ll get me trenchcoat

  35. Yeet
    Yeet
    November 22, 2023 at 6:39 pm | #

    Joyce actually managing to be a pretty good wingman despite physically lifting someone across the room

  36. Grayfinity
    Grayfinity
    November 22, 2023 at 10:58 pm | #

    Wait, did she just Melee Marth grab Sarah???

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