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by David M Willis on September 5, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    IT SAYS NO SLUT SHAMING RIGHT THERE

    also NO couples are implausible

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      September 5, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

      Seriously, how do you keep getting pictures from the future?

      Are reading the future right now, you evil wizard?

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        September 5, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

        I mean. It’s right there in her name.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 5, 2022 at 8:33 am | #

        Watsonian answer: Time is Ana’s plaything.

        Doylist answer: twitter.com/damnyouwillis

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 5, 2022 at 1:22 am | #

      I need to pull up that xkcd comic showing allowable ages and see when it says it’s okay for a grandparent and their infant grandchild to date.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 5, 2022 at 2:26 am | #

        I’m not sure that age is the primary obstacle. I think grandparent and grandchild pretty much eliminates the okay.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 7, 2022 at 10:55 pm | #

          Ethically, yeah totally. Legally however, it depends entirely on how the relevant jurisdiction worded their laws. This was one of the more disturbing things I learned when filling in my marriage license application by mistake¹.

          [1] Yes.

      • maarvarq
        maarvarq
        September 5, 2022 at 6:52 am | #

        Even ignoring the fact that grandparents/grandchldren have the same degree of consanguinity as siblings, and assuming 20 year generations, the “half ones age plus 7 rule” would make the grandparent at least 94. In general, if the average generation interval is G, then the minimum “legitimate” grandparent age would be 4G+7.

        • maarvarq
          maarvarq
          September 5, 2022 at 6:52 am | #

          Sorry, 4G + 14.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          September 5, 2022 at 9:28 am | #

          Consanguinity is a new word for me. Surprising considering how much I’ve read about Charles II of Spain.

    • Fuzzy
      Fuzzy
      September 5, 2022 at 1:46 am | #

      If you look at the past strip you can see it says “not even you”, which I choose to interpret as “don’t slut shame yourself either”.

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      September 5, 2022 at 2:48 pm | #

      But none of the signs mention “hussy shaming”. Are “hussy” and “slut” perfect synonyms?

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        September 5, 2022 at 10:02 pm | #

        hus·sy
        /ˈhəzē,ˈhəsē/
        nounderogatory•informal
        noun: hussy; plural noun: hussies

        a girl or woman who behaves in a disrespectful or inappropriate way or who has many casual sexual relationships.

        slut
        /slət/
        noun
        noun: slut; plural noun: sluts

        1.
        offensive
        a woman who has many casual sexual partners.

        so a hussy is SOMETIMES a slut?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 9, 2022 at 7:00 pm | #

      Yes, but below that it says, “NOT EVEN YOU”. So, really, there kinda is.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Cut to:

    Justice of the Peace: …pronounce you married. You may kiss.

    Dorothy: There, Joyce, now I hope you believe that…

    Joyce: …

    Dorothy & Joyce: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST DO?!

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 5, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      Now kiss!
      **clangs fork against a glass**

      • Harmony
        Harmony
        September 5, 2022 at 3:59 am | #

        Seconded.

    • H.J. Fleischmann
      H.J. Fleischmann
      September 5, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      They got her prescription drugs, that is what.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        September 5, 2022 at 9:30 am | #

        Shouldn’t they go on a honeymoon first, simply to allay the slightest shadow of suspicion?

        • Librain
          Librain
          September 10, 2022 at 6:38 pm | #

          Maybe if they adopt a kid together it would be more believable?

  3. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    This whole strip is just fucking perfect. 😂👏

    I’m at a loss for words, really.

    Excellent work, Willis!

  4. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    September 5, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    I mean Joyce isn’t wrong exactly…

    • Tan
      Tan
      September 5, 2022 at 1:59 am | #

      The straights are not okay.

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 2:07 am | #

      i mean, who wouldn’t be a mess at this point? I suppose Mary but no one really wants (or should) to be her lol

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 5, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      Exactly???

  5. Johan
    Johan
    September 5, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Lmao Joyce. 😂

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Excuse me while I cackle. Actual physical laughter. This is a delight.

  7. june gloom
    june gloom
    September 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Beautiful. A work of art.

  8. Dara
    Dara
    September 5, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    I think we’d all be lucky if they dated, not sure about them as much but hope springs eternal

  9. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Jesus help this woman. No really like come down here and help.

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 5, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    You can be gay and still be a hussy though.

    • june gloom
      june gloom
      September 5, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

      Hell, you can be ace and still be a hussy. I do it every day!

  11. StClair
    StClair
    September 5, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    and here. we. go.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 5, 2022 at 2:29 am | #

      Well, certainly. The question is where.

  12. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    September 5, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Same, Joyce. Haaard same.

  13. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 5, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Okay, I know this is the most obvious joke ever, but still…

    …plays I Want To Hold Your Hand on the hacked Muzak

    • drs
      drs
      September 5, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ir_YIVcb7I comes to mind.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 5, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce’s neurosis is so absolutely ridiculous. I love it but at the same time, I feel Dorothy’s frustration.

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 2:03 am | #

      Her repressed upbringing certainly didn’t help

  15. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    September 5, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    fuck it, i’m gonna call this shot from all the way downtown:

    september 10th, either joyce realizes she’s in love with dorothy, dorothy realizes she’s in love with joyce, or a smooch to fake out the pharmacist happens. one of those three. we’re coming up on 25 years of webcomics and everyone knows that the traditional gift is lesbians

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 5, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Willis posted a preview panel of the September 10 strip on Twitter at some point, though I can’t recall exactly who/what was in it.

      • Sean Dillon
        Sean Dillon
        September 5, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

        The preview panel was for September 11. https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1511900386617139200

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 5, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

          sal is nonplussed

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 5, 2022 at 2:31 am | #

            More likely by Danny than Joyce and Dorothy.

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          September 5, 2022 at 12:40 am | #

          That’s the live Sal reaction to them kissing.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          September 5, 2022 at 12:56 am | #

          Sal just came to get her bc and walked in on two hussies making out to prove they’re not hussies.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      September 5, 2022 at 1:29 am | #

      and then Becky walks in

      • jpnr
        jpnr
        September 5, 2022 at 1:30 pm | #

        Becky was there when Dorothy raised up the holding hands deal

        she seems cool with it

    • Fay
      Fay
      September 5, 2022 at 5:20 am | #

      I’m just picturing Joyce aggressively kissing Dorothy while the pharmacist looks on, mildly confused but ultimately not giving too much of a shit.

      “SEE? I TOLD YOU THE PILLS WEREN’T FOR BABY-MAKING REASONS!!!”
      “…Miss, I just asked if you wanted your prescription on auto-refill or not.”

      • vulcanodon
        vulcanodon
        September 5, 2022 at 12:29 pm | #

        “Miss, this is a Wendy’s pharmacy…”

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      September 5, 2022 at 2:06 pm | #

      Joyce realizes she might be bisexual.

      The drama as Becky realizes she has a shot and possibly torpedo’s her relationship with Dina.

      Dorothy being in no way actually attracted to Joyce,

      And Joyce’s inability to process her attraction in a healthy way,

      Paves the way for the unholy truth that Mike never actually died, and is working for SEMME again, undercover as Booster.

      Walky is the only one who knows, that’s why he said what he said on halloween.

      Pepe Silvia.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 5, 2022 at 4:00 pm | #

        That’s terrible, though.

        They’re finally free of Mike and you bring him back?

  16. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 5, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    Did somebody just call in a request for Dolly Parton? I’m still looking for the Cat Stevens.

  17. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    September 5, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

    This brought a chuckle out of a cruddy mood. Thank you, Mr. W.

  18. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    September 5, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Considering the other girl characters in this comic that I’ve had the hots for in the past being a hot mess seems to be a requirement as far as I’m concerned.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 5, 2022 at 2:45 am | #

      Who among us is not a hot mess?

      Well, maybe Sierra. But that’s one person.

  19. Suet
    Suet
    September 5, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    ICYMI: Feast your eyes on what all the posters say in HD!

    Just send Joyce a steamy slashfic, Dorothy, that SURELY worked for someone…

    And Joyce, you’d need a blabbermouth that would want to talk to you more than what is needed.

  20. thakoru
    thakoru
    September 5, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    First of all, Joyce, I’m pretty sure twice a month would be semi-monthly.

    Second of all, are you TRYING to get Walky to materialize behind you in order to make a snide remark? Because that is generally how this shit works in comics.

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 5, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

      It could be but bimonthly would also be correct. As it does have both the definitions of twice a month or every two months which makes it a confusing word to use.

      • Nono
        Nono
        September 5, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

        Biweekly is the one that annoys me because we already have another word for ‘every two weeks’, it’s fortnightly. Or uh, bimonthly.

        • Uly
          Uly
          September 5, 2022 at 1:42 am | #

          Except that “twice a month” is not exactly the same as “every two weeks”.

          If you get paid twice a month, on the 15th of the month and the 30th, you get 24 paychecks a year.

          If you get paid every other Friday, you get 26 paychecks a year.

          If you get paid every two weeks it is therefore a good idea to budget as though you get paid twice a month, because then twice a year you get a “free” paycheck that you can put towards your savings.

          • KingoHrts
            KingoHrts
            September 5, 2022 at 8:40 am | #

            And if you work long enough, there is that once in a lifetime year where being paid every other Friday gets you 27 paychecks in one year. I think a leap year has to be involved, but don’t quote me on that one.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 5, 2022 at 1:34 am | #

        Basically biweekly/bimonthly have been completely destroyed in terms of clarity and whoever’s responsible probably belongs in prison.

        • Uly
          Uly
          September 5, 2022 at 1:58 am | #

          Or we could do something a little less extreme and simply say “Every other week/month” and “Twice a week/month” and nobody goes to prison at all.

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            September 5, 2022 at 9:53 am | #

            i suppose we could do that too

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 5, 2022 at 5:22 am | #

      Yeah, kudos to Dorothy for knowing the correct meaning of “bimonthly”. (“Bi-” – two; “semi-” – half.)

      Which is the wrong word, because the average period is 28 days, shorter than most months. Unless you’re using a lunar calendar, in which case it’s right. Unless your period is atypical or irregular…is it confusing enough yet?

    • Juanoku
      Juanoku
      September 5, 2022 at 8:39 am | #

      A snark magnet, if you will

    • Joy
      Joy
      September 5, 2022 at 9:51 pm | #

      semi-monthly vs demi-monthly?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 5, 2022 at 10:44 pm | #

        A hemidemisemimonth?

  21. jpnr
    jpnr
    September 5, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    summoning Walky to watch them walk out the pharmacy thing hand in hand

  22. Mok
    Mok
    September 5, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    alt-text: tbf, “whom” is a word that deserves retirement anyway.

  23. woobie
    woobie
    September 5, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    It can be both!

  24. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    September 5, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

    “Look, do you want to do the holding hands thing?”
    “I—I dunno.”
    Don’t give us that malarkey, Joyce, you totally know!

  25. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 5, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

    Look, that bimonthly distinction is tricky sometimes.

    FR though, Joyce needs a hug.

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 1:53 am | #

      lol all she’d have to say is “my body is trying to murder me ” and most ppl would understand lol

  26. not someone else
    not someone else
    September 5, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

    Hehe.

    Bi, monthly.

    • easrng
      easrng
      September 5, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

      Bimonthly?? I’m bi daily.

      • RedCat
        RedCat
        September 5, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

        In this economy??

  27. Nathan
    Nathan
    September 5, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

    YOU POOR STUPID BABIES

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 5, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

    “Do we need to get our story straight?”

    No, Joyce needs to get their story gay. Good grief.

  29. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    September 5, 2022 at 12:59 am | #

    Someone call Becky. She was born with this skill.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 5, 2022 at 8:22 am | #

      But she’d spontaneously combust if she sees Joyce with another lady who’s not her.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/hindsight/

      • Johan
        Johan
        September 5, 2022 at 11:46 pm | #

        One would hope she has moved on.

  30. Sporky
    Sporky
    September 5, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

    Panel 4 Joyce having very normal, heterosexual thoughts

  31. Imogen
    Imogen
    September 5, 2022 at 1:19 am | #

    Okay so I think we can all agree that the next comic (assuming Willis doesn’t cut to a different scene) is going to be a big one. It’s unavoidable at this point–is the ship happening, or isn’t it? The way I see it, there are three options:

    The Obvious: It is. Joyce gets flustered and realizes things.

    The Subversion (bad): It isn’t. Nothing happens and it’s all been just a little joke, which, yknow, fine.

    The Subversion (good): It is, but Dorothy is the one who gets flustered. This would be fascinating because so far Joyce’s adoration for Dorothy has often felt rather one-sided, and having Dorothy be the one to realize she has feelings first would challenge their relationship dynamics and put Dorothy off-balance in a way she has rarely been.

    IMO, the first option is still best, but the third would be pretty neat in its own way.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      September 5, 2022 at 1:21 am | #

      translation:
      FAKE DATING PLOT FAKE DATING PLOT FAKE DATING PLOT FAKE DATING PLOT BEEEEEEEP THIS IS NOT A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY FAKE DATING PLOT DETECTION SYSTEM

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        Needfuldoer
        September 5, 2022 at 8:30 am | #

        Red alert! Shields up! All hands to posting stations!

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 1:56 am | #

      i’m not opposed to the ship but given joyce’s intensity and enthusiasm of wanting to be good friends/closer to dorothy, i think dorothy would’ve realized by now whether she had similar feelings or so (has dorothy shown any bicurious/fluidity interests in anyone rather than just danny and walky)

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        September 5, 2022 at 6:01 am | #

        Dorothy is, um, most defintely autistic, just with a very different presentation than Joyce.

        I feel like that should answer at least half of your points.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        September 5, 2022 at 11:20 am | #

        No. Dorothy has stated before that she is very straight. Joyce could be an exception but I doubt either of them will get there.

        • Mewzard
          Mewzard
          September 5, 2022 at 12:42 pm | #

          Dorothy wasn’t super certain about the exact specificity. When asked about her place in the Kinsey scale, she said:

          “…I dunno. Probably a zero, best I can tell? I guess that estimate could change.”

          It’s not the most confident response, and one open to the idea of change.

          Of course, she may remain a 0. Or maybe Joyce will end up being her One (or more).

          We’ll just have to go on this journey with her.

          • Cerusee
            Cerusee
            September 5, 2022 at 1:44 pm | #

            The way Dorothy phrased that pushed me more towards taking it at face value, because it sounded like her assessment of her sexuality is based on never having having experienced any feelings/attractions that would move her past that zero, while also displaying a level of open-mindedness about the idea that that could change that make me think she’s probably not in denial or repressing anything. She’s educated on the topic, she’s comfortable with it, and also her experiences with attraction to date are strictly heterosexual.

            Contrast that with Joyce, who is such a repressed mess about all things sexual she once tried to claim she was ace! (Without knowing the word, just the general concept as outlined to her by Ruth.) Now *that* is a sexual self-assessment I don’t think we can put much stock in, as it was in no way reflective of her actual desires, just her fears.

            • epitome of incomprehensibility
              epitome of incomprehensibility
              September 5, 2022 at 2:35 pm | #

              Agreed. That makes a lot of sense. I think Dorothy phrased it like that to say “I’m pretty sure I’m straight, but life isn’t perfectly knowable” rather than giving any shipping-related hints.

              It’s kind of fun to speculate “what would x and y be like as a couple” though! Okay, to me. But I think the Joyce/Dorothy thing is more of a running joke in-comic.

              • Cerusee
                Cerusee
                September 5, 2022 at 3:11 pm | #

                Oh, we know what they’d be like as a couple! Joyce would be a fighter pilot with her own cartoon show who makes Kraft Mac & Cheese for their kids every night, and Dorothy would handle laundry duties since she’s good at folding, and Joyce would handle vacuuming because she likes to vacuum.

                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/kd/

                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/vacuum/

  32. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    September 5, 2022 at 1:22 am | #

    Oh yeah, very straight conversation between two very straight people

  33. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    September 5, 2022 at 1:34 am | #

    Okay so we know Joyce in Dumbing of Age is written kinda like an autobiography of Willis, so considering that, and knowing Willis is married to a woman, then logically that means Joyce will too. Thats what I choose to believe.

  34. Qube
    Qube
    September 5, 2022 at 1:34 am | #

    I will hold your hand. this is a threat

  35. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 5, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

    no, no, i think we should explore this concept further.

  36. Uly
    Uly
    September 5, 2022 at 1:39 am | #

    First of all, Joyce, the last thing you want to do right now is get your story straight. Secondly, are you SURE it’s just a “story”?

    Third, and this is for Willis, I say “whom”. I say it to my dogs, in fact, when they start barking like little weirdos for no darn reason. “At whom are you even barking!?”

    I don’t know why I do that, but I’ve been doing it all my life, or at least all of it I can remember, and am unlikely to change now.

    • epitome of incomprehensibility
      epitome of incomprehensibility
      September 5, 2022 at 1:53 pm | #

      I’ll use “whom” if it’s right after a preposition, but if I’m saying something like “who said what to who?” I usually don’t think of it.

      • Uly
        Uly
        September 6, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

        While I definitely advise anybody at all who is not me to just say “who” all the time, I also feel like pointing out that in your example sentence “to” is a preposition and it is immediately followed by “who”.

        • epitome of incomprehensibility
          epitome of incomprehensibility
          September 10, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

          Ha, true 🙂

          Although it’s a relief to come back here wondering “what ridiculous stuff did I say when I was super tired that one time??” and only a silly self-contraction

          • epitome of incomprehensibility
            epitome of incomprehensibility
            September 10, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

            *only see a silly self-contradiction (wow, I can’t write sometimes)

  37. anon
    anon
    September 5, 2022 at 1:40 am | #

    i mean, no judgement/wouldn’t go outta my way to talk to anyone/avoid ppl either way but i’d rather another customer in a store i went to be a ‘hussy’ than some fundie christian or so

    And it is none of anyone’s business but some ppl might be friendly enough to ask that kinda question outta habit or so. (Well, idk how many only out couples there are in my area but if i saw a mini freakout like this and then two ppl holding hands i’d think it was a big sis thing more than a couple thing lol)

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      September 5, 2022 at 3:30 am | #

      I just think it’s adorable that at this stage in her de programming, Joyce is terrified of being though a hussy and unconcerned about being thought a lesbian.

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        September 5, 2022 at 6:04 am | #

        It’s amazing <3

      • anon
        anon
        September 5, 2022 at 8:39 pm | #

        i just thought it’d meant more of it being more accepted if she’s seemingly in a ‘committed’ relationship versus just picking up some birth control to have one night stands/flings lol

  38. Maggie
    Maggie
    September 5, 2022 at 1:41 am | #

    Are we sure Joyce is straight?

    … she asked hopefully, because this ship dynamic just works.

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 1:58 am | #

      feels like becky would be crushed by that. unless it’s all “fine, we can have a three way” because at this point if dorothy was wlw leaning i can imagine there being a ‘hatef-ck’ as well lol

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        September 5, 2022 at 6:05 am | #

        I mean, Joyce thinks of Becky as her sister… It would be upsetting but I’m sure Becky could get over it (esp with Dina’s help)

      • miri
        miri
        September 5, 2022 at 7:47 am | #

        I don’t think Joyce is straight, I think she’s just not into Becky. Sorry Becky.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        September 5, 2022 at 9:55 am | #

        Becky being crushed by this, and that causing strife between her and Dina, is part of the reason I’m excited for the ship (whether it’s one-sided or not). Drama!

        • Sporky
          Sporky
          September 5, 2022 at 5:08 pm | #

          This person is reading Dumbing of Age correctly.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 5, 2022 at 8:42 am | #

      Probably a minority opinion here, but I do think Joyce is straight.

      Just as importantly for this ship though, there’s never even been a hint that Dorothy isn’t straight.

      • JBento
        JBento
        September 5, 2022 at 9:13 am | #

        Dorothy’s own best estimation of herself is a Kinsey zero.

  39. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 5, 2022 at 2:06 am | #

    We’re all freaking messes, some people just don’t know they’re messes yet

  40. Clif
    Clif
    September 5, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

    Joyce is not wrong.

  41. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    September 5, 2022 at 2:41 am | #

    <a href="https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1510262230142570519&quot; Checkpoint has been reached, yay

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      September 5, 2022 at 2:42 am | #

      https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1510262230142570519 typo yay

      • milu
        milu
        September 5, 2022 at 4:55 am | #

        Yay!

  42. miz
    miz
    September 5, 2022 at 2:42 am | #

    man. the more this pair gets teased the more i feel like a traitor to both my lesbian roots and my rabid shipper background because i just…don’t…ship it. at all. like, whenever the comic makes a blatant, direct joke like this one, it always seems to land differently with me than it does with other readers, because i always find it humorous in the absurdity. like, i cannot see it happening at ALL.

    i mean, i COULD see joyce discovering that she’s bi, that feels like a decently plausible outcome at this point. but dorothy is just…sooo straight. nothing about any of her interactions have EVER suggested ANY same-gender leanings to me. and again, rabid shipper; i am a professional at reading way too much into these things. but there’s just…NOTHING to work with from her.

    not saying this to disagree with anyone here, btw, just having an amusing existential crisis. if i can’t find an excuse to fantasize about two female characters kissing, then…who am i……what have i become……….. [stares at hands in shock and horror while dramatic music plays in the background]

    • Rhae
      Rhae
      September 5, 2022 at 4:37 am | #

      If it makes you feel better, I feel the same way. I do believe that Joyce is bi, and has a crush on Dorothy. But I think Dorothy is straight and that ship will never actually happen.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 5, 2022 at 8:51 am | #

      Agreed.
      It’s always kind of weirded me out that every time this comes up the commentariat’s focus is all on whether Joyce is bi, with the apparent assumption that if she is, Dorothy will just go along whatever her own feelings.

      Though I’ve got to say it would be kind of fun in a Damn You Willis way to have Joyce go through an arc where she figures out she’s bi, has a whole thing with Becky having to deal with it not being for her and Dorothy is still just “Nah, flattered, but I’m straight”.

    • Cerusee
      Cerusee
      September 5, 2022 at 11:01 am | #

      Yeah, same. I think it’s entirely possible Joyce is somewhere other than a 0 on the Kinsey Scale and that there are some romantic feelings for Dorothy mixed in there along with the platonic ones, and that this is something Joyce will someday realize and have to examine…but Dorothy is like the straightest person in this cast. They are never going to be a couple.

      (And that’s okay! Crushes that go nowhere can be fun!)

    • jpnr
      jpnr
      September 5, 2022 at 1:41 pm | #

      dunno

      Dorothy would have to be very veeery blind to not notice how Joyce looks at her sometimes (and she had Walky joking about it constantly); and now she is offering holding her hand?

      never say never

    • epitome of incomprehensibility
      epitome of incomprehensibility
      September 5, 2022 at 2:25 pm | #

      Yeah, I’m bi and I don’t see any evidence of Dorothy being anything other than straight. Joyce I’m not quite sure about, but Willis said Joyce wasn’t gay in the arc where Becky kisses her…but I guess “not gay” could have more than one reading (she clearly isn’t exclusively lesbian, but you could distinguish gay and bi/pan/etc.)

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      September 5, 2022 at 5:10 pm | #

      Honestly I’m more about one-sided feelings from Joyce with Dorothy not reciprocating. I don’t know what that makes me.

      • Cerusee
        Cerusee
        September 5, 2022 at 6:55 pm | #

        *adam scott meme image* it’s about the *yearning*

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 5, 2022 at 9:00 pm | #

      That is basically how I read it too. It would be neat if Dorothy also was not straight… but there is no evidence of that. Yet there is plenty of evidence of a one sided crush on Joyce’s side.

  43. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 5, 2022 at 2:49 am | #

    On the bright side, Joyce, if you do hold hands with Dorothy, people there will probably assume that you AREN’T getting birth control to prevent a pregnancy.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 5, 2022 at 4:06 am | #

      That’s literally the point of the hand-holding.

  44. Hazel
    Hazel
    September 5, 2022 at 3:03 am | #

    Joyce cares *so* much about their fictitious romantic backstory. It’s really quite transparent of her, but Dorothy seems like, increasingly annoyed, and that worries me?

    If she is annoyed at the crush and not Joyce’s endless hangups, I understand it’s hard to be put up on a pedestal and then hit with a million hints that that person is into you, especially when you’re fond of them platonically. But also… I just want Joyce’s and Dorothy’s happiness to align.

    Sigh

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 5, 2022 at 4:05 am | #

      I’m pretty sure she’s just annoyed that they’re having this ridiculous argument in a public place. I don’t think the hints are registering at all, since she’s already learned to file them away in “Joyce learned what close female friendship looked like from a girl who was a lesbian who secretly fancied her”.

      • Black
        Black
        September 5, 2022 at 9:53 am | #

        I honestly can’t wait for Joyce to figure that out for herself, too! I would imagine she’d have an epic freakout, and perhaps also get angry at Becky for “tainting her” or something.

        • Cerusee
          Cerusee
          September 5, 2022 at 10:54 am | #

          Joyce has already commented that her childhood best friend having been a closeted lesbian who was in love with her probably warped her idea of what platonic female friendships look like. She wasn’t angry, just “huh”, like “oh, here’s another puzzle piece in why I seem to confuse people a lot with behaviors that I think are normal.”

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      September 5, 2022 at 8:22 am | #

      She came here to perform a simple task of grabbing the prescription while Joyce is doing a whole drama play out of this. Who wouldn’t be annoyed?

      • jpnr
        jpnr
        September 5, 2022 at 1:43 pm | #

        She knew what she was getting into

        • Eldritchy
          Eldritchy
          September 5, 2022 at 1:44 pm | #

          Oh yes but she just couldn’t resist the Urge to Mom

  45. Raen
    Raen
    September 5, 2022 at 3:10 am | #

    Literally everyone already thinks they’re banging.

  46. Raen
    Raen
    September 5, 2022 at 3:21 am | #

    Also, I thought it was every third month? Becky counting…

  47. ubertenorman
    ubertenorman
    September 5, 2022 at 3:46 am | #

    jbp voice: we’ll see who asked whom out

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 5, 2022 at 4:43 am | #

      You have made me envision Kermit.

      • Raen
        Raen
        September 5, 2022 at 4:44 am | #

        (I say in a Cape Cod accent.)

  48. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 5, 2022 at 3:51 am | #

    Dorothy is so patient and cool. I hope extremely agitated Joyce will not make something crazy that could ruin their friendship. But that would be really interesting to see.

  49. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    September 5, 2022 at 4:36 am | #

    KISS HER YOU FOOL

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      September 5, 2022 at 8:42 am | #

      Are you saying that to Dorothy or to Joyce?

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        September 6, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

        yes

  50. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 5, 2022 at 4:45 am | #

    God-a-mighty, if I had known someone like Joyce back when i was a young college student…  hell, yes, I’ve have dated her.

  51. Freezer
    Freezer
    September 5, 2022 at 5:01 am | #

    Compared to where your Walkyverse self was, you’re the picture of mental health.

  52. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    September 5, 2022 at 5:45 am | #

    Joyce you are a disaster

  53. Dara
    Dara
    September 5, 2022 at 6:00 am | #

    Y’know the first time reading this I didn’t really notice the stresses on the words in Panel 4, I was giggling too much? But I came back to check on more comments and it just leapt out at me:

    What is it about me that you love?

    If there had been some hypothetical dating context already thrown out in this discussion it might be different, but there hasn’t been, so that means this is just a straight (HA!) up confession from Joyce and I hope Dorothy realises that soon xD

    • Dara
      Dara
      September 5, 2022 at 6:01 am | #

      (It being a confession in that there is a strong, strong, strong implication, just shy of text and arguable not shy of it, that Joyce already knows what she loves about Dorothy.)

      (I mean I guess she’s been over her girlcrush on Sal for a while but she clearly had her ideas about that too and I think she understood them even if she didn’t entirely know why) (disaster bi ahoy)

      • milu
        milu
        September 5, 2022 at 6:28 am | #

        I mean, you can easily (choose to) read it as simple lack of confidence?

        • epitome of incomprehensibility
          epitome of incomprehensibility
          September 5, 2022 at 2:17 pm | #

          Yes, but is that as fun? (I don’t know, maybe it is.)

  54. milu
    milu
    September 5, 2022 at 6:25 am | #

    Joyce getting in the weeds of worldbuilding again

    • Cerusee
      Cerusee
      September 5, 2022 at 10:50 am | #

      If you’re not wildly overthinking mundane details most of your audience won’t even notice are you really a writer?

  55. milu
    milu
    September 5, 2022 at 6:42 am | #

    For “whom”, the bell tolls (good riddance, too)

  56. FlamestAndLight
    FlamestAndLight
    September 5, 2022 at 7:45 am | #

    How did we meet? Why do you love me? What are we getting for dinner tonight? Tell me how you make passionate love with me later! I need details. . . . I am actually straight though this is definitely just for the character

  57. Mikey
    Mikey
    September 5, 2022 at 8:04 am | #

    That sentiment of “Who’d want to date me? I’m a frigging mess!” is something I keep seeing from lesbians on social media again and again, and I have no idea why.
    Maybe when you know what you like in a woman, you’ll notice everything about you that doesn’t fit that template?

  58. Steampunkette
    Steampunkette
    September 5, 2022 at 9:13 am | #

    The appropriate response from Dorothy is to cup Joyce’s cheek and say “But you’re -my- mess.”

  59. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    September 5, 2022 at 9:25 am | #

    How quickly Joyce got into this backstory only makes me wonder about what she’s written for Julia and Doris

  60. misanthropope
    misanthropope
    September 5, 2022 at 9:26 am | #

    shameless fanservice. cute tho

  61. George the Archon
    George the Archon
    September 5, 2022 at 9:41 am | #

    Okay, the bickering actually made me laugh – will played. 🙂

    More seriously, while there may be other issues, Dorothy gets serious kudos for referring to the pill as ‘menstrual medication’ for Joyce. Useful framing for her and reminder.

  62. Coco
    Coco
    September 5, 2022 at 9:53 am | #

    I don’t get it at all. Is this about penetrative sex being evil?

    • Cerusee
      Cerusee
      September 5, 2022 at 10:46 am | #

      I think the logic goes that if she pretends to be a lesbian, she’s clearly not being sexually actively with a MAN, which means she is clearly planning to take these meds for non-birth control-related reasons, and therefore will not be seen as a hussy!

      I don’t think she’s really thinking so much about the possibility that people could still go ahead and assume she’s sexually active with a girlfriend, and Dorothy and Becky haven’t bothered to point that out because it would not help the cause. (It IS possible she has some degree of ‘if a penis isn’t going into a hole it’s not Real Sex’ going on; that’s pretty common. Still, when I imagine what her current reaction would be to the prospect of manual sex or dry-humping, I’m inclined to think it’s all pre-marital hanky-panky to her; she’s not even comfortable with the idea of masturbation.)

      • Coco
        Coco
        September 5, 2022 at 2:17 pm | #

        I still don’t get it, but at this point I’m so confused I don’t even know what question to ask so I’ll let it at that. Thanks!

  63. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    September 5, 2022 at 12:08 pm | #

    1. Joyce speaks truth. Yes, she is a mess.
    2. Who asked whom. I speak that way. So there.

    • milu
      milu
      September 5, 2022 at 12:53 pm | #

      good for you!

    • hazel
      hazel
      September 5, 2022 at 9:01 pm | #

      #2 is already in the alt-text

  64. zims
    zims
    September 5, 2022 at 12:11 pm | #

    Now kiss

  65. April Powered
    April Powered
    September 5, 2022 at 12:18 pm | #

    Imagining a sad follow up to this goofy situation where they go through with pretending to be a couple, but in between now and next pickup they have a huge fight, and the lady at the counter recognizes Joyce when she comes back next month and asks where Dorothy is and Joyce kinda weakly, to maintain the cover, says they broke up. And we all get a direct gut punch.

  66. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    September 5, 2022 at 12:27 pm | #

    A little handholding could trigger a realization for Joyce. Followed by an impulsive kiss and some backpedaling by Dorothy.

  67. Kazuma Taichi
    Kazuma Taichi
    September 5, 2022 at 12:31 pm | #

    just to be petty:
    it’s “who asked whom out”, not “who asked who out”

    • milu
      milu
      September 5, 2022 at 12:42 pm | #

      see hovertext =P

      also you’re wrong.

      …unless you believe classroom english is somehow more valid than actual usage? you’d be in terrible company, if that’s your stance.

      • milu
        milu
        September 5, 2022 at 12:48 pm | #

        you’re in terrible company*

      • brionl
        brionl
        September 5, 2022 at 1:33 pm | #

        Some people do talk like that. Everybody else hates them.

        • epitome of incomprehensibility
          epitome of incomprehensibility
          September 5, 2022 at 2:12 pm | #

          Saying “everybody” opens the door to someone going “Nah, not me.” 🙂 And yeah, I don’t see a need to grammar-shame either way!

          Linguistics nerdery: The “who/whom” thing is based on whether the word is a subject or object, but because of it being a question pronoun and relative pronoun, it can show up in different places in the syntax than regular personal pronouns do (e.g. “the person who(m) I called” vs. “I called them”). That’s why the word’s subject/object status isn’t as obvious.

          Anyway, grammar changes over time and varies by place, so “whom” might not be in some people’s vocabulary at all, and that’s fine. It isn’t as if there’s One Single Correct English.

          Can’t get prescriptive grammar at a pharmacy anyway (sorry, the “get it ‘straight'” joke was already made). 😛

          • Cerusee
            Cerusee
            September 5, 2022 at 3:16 pm | #

            “Whom” is definitely in my writing vocabulary, but I could not tell you whether I’ve ever used it naturally in speech or not (I feel like I *probably* have, but it’s not like I’ve ever taped myself speaking and done a linguistic analysis on the transcript) , and I wouldn’t use it in dialogue unless it felt right for the character voice.

        • milu
          milu
          September 5, 2022 at 4:30 pm | #

          @brionl:Yeah i know some people talk like that, and I dont mind.

          It is wrong to say “it is whom not who”. Both usages exist, is my point (also one is on the way out and linguistic conservatives won’t stop clutching their pearls over it, and that I do find fairly annoying)

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      September 5, 2022 at 1:21 pm | #

      “It is I,” is also correct usage, but will remain an obscurity.

      • milu
        milu
        September 5, 2022 at 1:28 pm | #

        what does this mean

        what is “correct” usage

        like

        correct by what rules? made by who? Microsoft Office???

        • milu
          milu
          September 5, 2022 at 1:33 pm | #

          anyway “it is i” is not an obscurity it’s used all the time by people for humorous old-timey-sounding purposes, so

          • milu
            milu
            September 5, 2022 at 4:39 pm | #

            @Ryek sorry I think I misread your comment after getting somewhat worked up by Kazuma’s, i now see you were making the same point as me only calmly instead of hysterically. My bad

            Guess I get as irrationally infuriated over prescriptivism as the worst prescriptivists themselves do over imaginary errors >_<

    • anon
      anon
      September 5, 2022 at 10:09 pm | #

      lol i feel like even if joyce did know the ‘right’ one she is def too flustered/upset to be grammatically correct lol

  68. milu
    milu
    September 5, 2022 at 1:03 pm | #

    wait so this is an ovulation thing happening in one ovary

    hence every other month

    ok

  69. Devin
    Devin
    September 5, 2022 at 2:15 pm | #

    I love how Joyce’s reaction to telling the pharmacist about her murderous ovaries is outright refusal, but to pretending she’s in a relationship with Dorothy is “Okay but we have to do it right.”

    She’s come a long way, but she sure is having A Time of it right now.

  70. a/snow/mous/e
    a/snow/mous/e
    September 5, 2022 at 3:22 pm | #

    for the love of Willis, just make out already

  71. Some Ed
    Some Ed
    September 5, 2022 at 4:43 pm | #

    No, no, Whom asked Who out. Who merely accepted. 😉

  72. Jammy
    Jammy
    September 5, 2022 at 7:23 pm | #

    I’m going to side with Joyce in the last panel.

  73. Roe
    Roe
    September 5, 2022 at 8:28 pm | #

    I can’t bear to scroll back through the comic, but has anyone at any point said, “who cares what the pharmacist thinks as long as the prescription is filled?”

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 5, 2022 at 8:34 pm | #

      They’re teenagers, so no.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 5, 2022 at 10:46 pm | #

      Joyce cares.

  74. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 5, 2022 at 11:44 pm | #

    I am hot. It’s too hot. Climate change is no joke bruh :/

  75. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 8, 2022 at 4:15 pm | #

    I am confused, why would a lesbian couple need to worry about birth control?

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Dumbing of Age: "Hmmmm hmm" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Hmmmm hmm
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
"man, what a loser, maybe i don't wanna kill this guy's daughter after all"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
DING!!! FUNDED! Thanks so much, gang! www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
(May 20, 2026)
Walky!  Afraid to greet the sun.  It's early.  And it's math.  Ugh.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
I bet it was all those Dilberitos.
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🎄 Barb O. Saur 🎄🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @brentosaur.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Repost with a pic of your Gay Sex Command Center.
The Nemesis from Transformers.
seanthomason.bsky.social's user avatarSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.
1980s screenshot of Jerry Falwell in a TV control room with chyron
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Well, Lizard is here, and I've been telling myself for... years that I'd take down my Endgame shelf and put up Spider-Man:No Way Home once the final villain was out. So. That's a thing I gotta do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
www.ebay.com/itm/23611085... buy my unopened shang-chi, wenwu, salma hayek, and talos
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Marvel Legends Shang-Chi, Wenwu, Ajak, and Talos, unopened | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Marvel Legends Shang-Chi, Wenwu, Ajak, and Talos, unopened at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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unknown @atomicdarth.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
they're just gonna cancel it once they reach 3 seasons
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Netflix has saved Sesame Street!
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Sesame Street Is Relocating to Netflix
'Sesame Street' finds new home at Netflix for new episodes and back catalog following the end of its streaming contract at HBO.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... one hour left on this dingus
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Transformers Siege Netflix Megatron complete Hasbro WFC Generations Voyager | eBay
This is Netflix War for Cybertron Voyager Class Megatron! A Walmart exclusive, he originally came packaged with the Micromasters Lionizer and Pinpointer, but this auction is just for Megatron. No inst...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
uh oh, chekhov's murderous weirdo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Practice" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Practice
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610927... a quake, a quake!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
okay okay -- spider-man reboot idea the lizard is still dr connors, but he's dr PHIL connors, and he wakes up every day and it's groundhog day and he's a lizard is this anything
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dr. Connors is like a chameleon: always a lizard!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i dunno, he's kinda a tool, but i could go on
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Somebody teach Greg Evans how to rasterize text and use the warp tool
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
no, he's not a Black dad, he's a
fancy indoor decorating newspaper subsection with the ornate headline
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
4 hours left on [borat voice] my Wipe www.ebay.com/itm/23609982...
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Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
This is Legends LG34 Wipe (aka Mindwipe), loose! He's also missing Servant, his little monster partner. Yeah, the partner's name is Servant. I just learned that now, somehow, while looking this toy up...
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEA...
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Meet Your Second Wife - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Rascal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Rascal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
sometimes i like to ruin people's day/life by reminding them that Solo A Star Wars Story and Obi-Wan Kenobi take place at the same time
Adult Han Solo
Child Leia Organa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
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Show us your writing process in a GIF.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
a plague has hit our house both children singing billie eilish's "what was i made for" but entirely in "meows" we can't get them to stop it's been weeks please send help
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
thank god there's no dinobot
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
The plantation burning reminds me of when the residential school burnt down in Shubenacadie. I was very young. Not understanding why we were all there watching a scary looking building burning. Cars lined up all over both sides of the road. It seemed like the entire rez population (1)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
danacorn.bsky.social's user avatarDana Simpson ✨🦄✨ @danacorn.bsky.social ⋅ 1m
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
Phoebe: “neigh neigh whinny neigh oats”
Marigold: “I will translate from ancient unicornese”
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