Hello, Riley DeSanto. Your dad couldn’t supply one damn Y chromosome, could he. should have known better than to trust folks wouldn’t immediately ask the INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT QUESTION as to whether she’s old enough to be fucked thanks guys you’re […]
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SPX ARTS FOR MEEEE
I GOT SO MANY ARTS AT SPX! It was glorious. And I received them in almost perfectly evenly intervals, allowing me to cherish each one for a while before receiving another. It was like Christmas every couple hours! Let me […]
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Dorothy Keener by MaliciousJohn
MaliciousJohn’s Dorothy is adora…thy? Something like that. This art is adorathy.
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Jackson Ferrell’s “Amber cannot seriously believe this guy”
More appropriately-timed fan art! This one‘s by Jackson Ferrell, who does the webcomic Sketch Comedy. Man, as an aside, Amazi-Girl’s hair is so much harder to draw than Amber’s. Jackson seems to have nailed it here, though.
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“Amber” by TerribleNerd
I realized there’s been a lull between Freshman Family Weekend character models, so let’s dip back into the fan art well for a bit, shall we? AND C’MON, HOW CAN I NOT RUN THIS NOW??? It’s Amber/Amazi-Girl by TerribleNerd, and […]
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The Snows
Reno and Falyn Snow are Sierra’s adoptive parents. They’re pretty cool and laid back, and that’s obviously imprinted on Sierra a bit. It’s uncertain, however, where she got the barefoot thing from. Maybe somewhere out there in the void, […]
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Links and things!
I did a guest comic for Sam and Fuzzy! The Mary Sue included me in their list of 40 Webcomics ya gotta read! Twice! Dumbing of Age Book One’s ComiXology release is reviewed by IGN! Here is a picture of […]
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The Walkertons
Charles and Linda Walkerton are the parents of Walky and Sal. Linda was a pretty dang important character in the Old Universe’s It’s Walky!, sort of like how Gendo Ikari was important in Evangelion. She’s only five years younger here than […]
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The family nobody wanted to see.
It’s like a who’s who of Shortpacked!‘s least popular players. On the left we’ve got Blaine O’Malley, Amber’s divorced and estranged father. He hasn’t been around in Amber’s life much, for Reasons. One of those reasons might involve Faz, on […]
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The Siegals
Despite Ethan arguably being the main character of Shortpacked! for about eight years, we never saw much of his parents. In fact, we only got one glimpse of his mom’s arm. So I just kind of whole-hog made ’em up. […]
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