mary's quick on the uptake and so will they

Baptize


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49 thoughts on “Baptize

  1. Nice try, guys. Absolutely love the faces in panel 4. They look so earnest.

    Somehow, wet hair makes Mary almost look attractive.

    1. dorpy looks like a bug you’d find under a rock (complimentary)

      1. im ashamed to admit that it took me way too long to realize she looks different because her glasses are absent

  2. Baptize?

    Joyce you were in the Baptist church for like, 2 years max! XD

    1. Most Christian denominations involve some form of baptism or other.
      The Baptists just really focus on how Catholics got the method wrong.

  3. This is the most likable and relatable Mary has ever been in the strip, good for her.

    1. It’s the wet hair and frustration with shower sex. If it were any other strip she’d be doing these things while calling for a stoning, but in a vacuum honestly I’d do the same set of things

  4. Drown her, Joyce.

    1. joyce touches one(1) yucky thing and in her panic, drowns dorothy in the 0.5 inches of water and grime on the bottom of the shower. the worst timeline commences.

  5. and tongues!
    speaking in, that is
    what did you think i meant

    1. “(inYOURendo)”
      “(pfffft)”

      Mary: continues to stare maryly

  6. “If you’d like to join us, Mary, we could perform an exorcism!”

    1. Bee-Tee-Dubs, I never had any troubles with the old site; whatever Hiveworks did with the new site, it either needs optimization or they need to add more servers to handle all the traffic.

      1. The old site definitely had problems. New strips took increasingly long to actually show up after they were posted and the site frequently struggled to handle the traffic of all of us refreshing the new strip.
        .
        Those problems were mostly around the site update, but they definitely existed.
        .
        Today’s issue was a server problem (generally), though, and it definitely would’ve happened with the old site too because it was still hosted by Hiveworks. Willis didn’t change hosts, they just finally gave up on a very old, very abandonware theme for DoA in exchange for this theme, which is still getting its kinks worked out but is at least still supported and getting security updates, etc.
        .
        (I have my gripes with the new theme too.)

  7. Okay but this means Mary and Rachel might interact again, and I would be seated for that.

  8. Out of the Rachel-pan and into the Mary

  9. why is mary even asking ?

    in in before all the 504 gateway blocked learn to get in sideways from yesterdays strip.
    now willis just has to get rid of all the autoplaying video ads on adsense , slowing the site to a crawl

  10. everytime i see “Dorothy bottoms” info in DoA i flinch just a little. Joyce doesnt have a single top bone in her body.

    1. …? Why would you say that?

      1. “i’m going to come on my knees”

        usually the one on their knees is giving the sexual favour, ie being the bottom.

        1. No no no, you misunderstand me. What on earth makes you say Joyce doesn’t have top energy? I could not agree more strongly haha.

        2. No no no, you misunderstand me. What on earth makes you say Joyce doesn’t have top energy? I could not disagree more.

        3. (Tried to stop the first comment when I noticed its hilarious typo, but couldn’t, and now I can’t delete either! Oops. :)
          .
          But yeah, I have always thought Joyce was toppy. She’s extra toppy with Dorothy, though.)

        4. RassilonTDavros

          She had a single top bone surgically implanted for the sole purpose of topping Dorothy a couple storylines ago.
           
          She got the donor bone from Ruth’s personal femur stash, no questions asked.

  11. Dorothy will feel the presence inside her!

  12. “Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.” – Marx

  13. Are we gonna get Roz yelling tips next strip, just to round out the frustration brigade?

    1. Actually I just figured out what Rachel, Roz, and Mary have in common that annoys me. It’s not they they’re just or opinionated or anything. It’s that they each try to push their moral code on everyone they meet.

  14. At this point the formula with DoJo scenes is that we’ll have 2-3 strips of cute fluff before getting to the damn point so I’m kind of tuned out rn

  15. Mary is somehow almost relatable when she interacts with these two specifically.
    Which is funny, cause I’m honestly a Joyrothy Enjoyer for the most part.

  16. okay
     
    i actually like panel 3 mary
     
    it’s a st. patrick’s day miracle xD

  17. ffff
    .
    also, in other news: I GOT A JOB. :) It wasn’t an application I expected to go anywhere, but bam! It went places. :D And it is a significant raise over my last job, too. \o/ Starts in April. :)

    1. Congrats!

      1. Thank you! <3 The relief is beyond intense, it's been more than a year. :')

        1. For me too. -_-;
          Congratulations, and good luck!

    2. Congrats!!

      1. Thank you <3 <3 I have been on cloud 9 all day and wishing I could share it with the comment section here. :) I know some of yall were pulling for me <3 And good news needs more sharing in general.

  18. Oh I KNOW Mary’s repressed weeb ass got a hard drive of yuri manga that would knock Joyce’s soul out of her body

  19. now mary, we both know those two things don’t cancel each other out.
    well, I know this

  20. Yes, they know that you know. That’s half the fun!

  21. Surprised by how good Mary looks in this one. Shame she’s such an awful person.

    For now I’ll enjoy the look of sheer disdain she has on her face right up until, in what will surely be the next comic, she says something super hateful about gay people.

  22. I’m kind of taken aback at how inconsiderate they’re both being. I was hoping that somehow despite it being morning maybe the stalls weren’t full of people, but no, they are waiting in line. You guys, making your floormates listen to you have sex in a shared space during busy hours is so not cool.

    1. It feels like Dorothy and Joyce have gone from bringing out the best in each other to bringing out the worst in each other, and I hope they start caring sooner rather than later.

    2. I’ve kept being taken aback by that for the whole storyline tbh.
      I feel like every time we see them on panel they are doing something marginally worse.

  23. Joyce getting all her sex jokes she could never make outta the way lol

  24. Joyce and Dorothy, future registered sex offenders for public indecency

  25. I don’t remember who it was that always said Mary was hot (was it Yoto? I think?) but for the first time ever I think I see the light lol. She looks super crazy pretty in these panels.

  26. ok this is probably my favorite strip in a long time. would normally be a little apprehensive but it’s really funny seeing them interact with Mary like this

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