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by David M Willis on July 6, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Yesterday Was Thursday
└ Tags: jennifer, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 6, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    SIGHTING

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 7, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      HEARING.

      • Usayasha
        Usayasha
        December 31, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

        TOUCHING

        • wererat2000
          wererat2000
          January 15, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

          TASTING

          • omegaultima
            omegaultima
            March 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm | #

            SMELLING

            • CanvasWolfDoll
              CanvasWolfDoll
              September 17, 2012 at 1:42 am | #

              GITCHYING

              egads, i hope someone is on the same wavelength on this one…

              • Alex
                Alex
                January 25, 2013 at 2:46 pm | #

                Bone, right? The Gitchy Feelin’?

                • MDranz
                  MDranz
                  June 24, 2013 at 6:28 pm | #

                  …You are my people. I am home.

              • Jenny Creed
                Jenny Creed
                July 20, 2013 at 5:53 pm | #

                BALANCING
                …What? That’s a sense too.

            • Aisling
              Aisling
              May 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm | #

              FLUXING

          • Broken Products
            Broken Products
            May 7, 2013 at 2:34 am | #

            CUMMING!!!

            ……did I do it too soon?

        • Naraktu Shinobu Mocha Latte
          Naraktu Shinobu Mocha Latte
          June 28, 2013 at 3:44 pm | #

          MASTURBATING

  2. Seerow
    Seerow
    July 6, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    She finally figured it out!

  3. NCP19
    NCP19
    July 6, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    That last panel is pure Batman. Awesome.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      July 6, 2011 at 2:23 am | #

      Is it Bat Sal or Amazi-Girl’s cape?

      • ryan
        ryan
        July 6, 2011 at 8:26 am | #

        do we know it isn’t the amazi-stool?

        bat-stool???

        • Henry
          Henry
          July 6, 2011 at 2:21 pm | #

          What about Bible-Belt?

  4. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 6, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie, you shouldn’t shout at 3am, some people are trying to masturbate….GEEEESE!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      Seriously, it’s a goddamn tradition.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 6, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

        It’s a tradition? I’m learning new things about American college every day.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 6, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

          The more you know…

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      July 6, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

      Maybe you should reconsider masturbating at 3 am… Wait, no. You should reconsider yelling like a maniac at 3 in the morning. THAT’S the lesson here…

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        July 6, 2011 at 3:52 am | #

        She just needs to start yelling out more stimulating stuff. Compromise.

        • milk experiment
          milk experiment
          July 6, 2011 at 5:44 am | #

          You must be popular with your neighbors. 🙂

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      July 6, 2011 at 10:15 am | #

      Masturbating geese is a really odd hobby.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 6, 2011 at 11:54 am | #

        Animality: One of the most disturbing things that man made.

        P.S: Pardon my grammar. I’m not what you call a native speaker/writer but I’m trying my best so if I’m wrong somewhere, please let me know.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 6, 2011 at 3:12 pm | #

          Sorry about the first post, I meant to say beastiality.

          • gangler
            gangler
            July 6, 2011 at 10:53 pm | #

            We knew what you meant 😛

    • Portgas D. ace
      Portgas D. ace
      August 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm | #

      Geese? I thought you were a mongoose made of plasma… Huh…

  5. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 6, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    She’s pissed. In both senses of the word.

  6. mnk
    mnk
    July 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    That’s not how she’s gonna get Sal to sign it.

  7. lord of dance
    lord of dance
    July 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    makes you wonder who lives under billie

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      July 6, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      Roz and Mary?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

        Well we already know that Mary loves her ‘naked time’ so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch.

        • Eposi
          Eposi
          July 6, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

          Joe perhaps?

          • Eposi
            Eposi
            July 6, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

            didn’t see Dave’s post below

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 6, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

      Nobody we’ll ever know, since all of our characters live on the same floor.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

        TSK TSK TSK, jossing everyone’s wild ass theories before they could even get them off the ground. *party-pooper* 😛 😛 😛

      • Chronomaster
        Chronomaster
        July 6, 2011 at 1:25 am | #

        I still demand a character tag for this nameless person. :V

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          July 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm | #

          Is it Faz or Ninja Rick?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 6, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

        But can we give the poor soul a name?

        • Daeva
          Daeva
          July 6, 2011 at 2:00 am | #

          Well, there’s the Top Gear “Well Spoken Man”.

          I guess this could be the “Vocally Offended Masturbator”?

          • Horerczy
            Horerczy
            July 6, 2011 at 6:15 am | #

            Best. Name. Ever.

        • Björn
          Björn
          July 6, 2011 at 5:05 am | #

          How about Gary?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 6, 2011 at 6:49 am | #

          Palmer as in Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters. ^_^

      • Hannover Fist
        Hannover Fist
        July 7, 2011 at 6:28 am | #

        What if one of the main cast went into somebody else’s room to masturbate?

    • Henry
      Henry
      July 6, 2011 at 11:11 am | #

      Well, are IU dorms coed by floor, or by wing?

      • Inkwell
        Inkwell
        July 6, 2011 at 2:46 pm | #

        By floor.

  8. Badass Toph
    Badass Toph
    July 6, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Run sal run Billie knows she knows! And wow did she already finish off all those beers she swiped gotta admit girls got talent.

  9. Aizat
    Aizat
    July 6, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Note to whoever it is that was trying to masturbate: Don’t loudly announced that you are masturbating, especially if the person your yelling at is of an opposite gender to you.

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      July 6, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      I shall refer to the highly-esteemed film, Idiocracy:

      “GO ‘WAY! BATIN’!”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

        BATTA BATTA BATTA!!

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          July 6, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

          Flying Wild, Tricky! Engine Toripter!

          Waaaiit…

          • Hannover Fist
            Hannover Fist
            July 7, 2011 at 6:30 am | #

            How do we know it’s a man? It could be one of the girls buffin’ the muffin.

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 6, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      The entire wing is girls-only, so it’s gonna be same-gender. Except for, y’know, “visitors,” but they’re probably spoken for, hormone-wise.

      • Horerczy
        Horerczy
        July 6, 2011 at 6:17 am | #

        Ah so it’s a girl. Men, seriously who needs them.

      • zuche
        zuche
        July 6, 2011 at 9:17 am | #

        But what if the roommate agreement includes a threesome clause?

        Speaking of rommates, where’s the one for the young lady with the loud bating call?

        • Lis
          Lis
          May 28, 2013 at 7:24 pm | #

          I hope out visiting someone else…. or maybe… the second best roommate ever for being cool with it. (The best roommate at least offers to help.)

    • Lis
      Lis
      July 6, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      We should not assume they are the opposite gender. Though I do have to say whoever needs it to be quiet to masturbate has to have a hell of a problem doing it on campus.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 6, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

        It’s a matter of doing it when your roomies are sleeping. And being really, really quiet about it.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

        maybe, but it is easier to ‘let your fingers do the porking’ if you are not totally distracted by a noisy drunken bongo.

        • zuche
          zuche
          July 6, 2011 at 9:24 am | #

          Depending on how she’s distracting you, perhaps now is not the time for such things anyway. I mean, she could be carrying scissors or something…

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 6, 2011 at 5:54 pm | #

            Maybe for that person, a 3:30am wank is the equivient to a cup of coffee, an early morning pick-me-up so to speak.

  10. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    July 6, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    I think Sal is doing it on purpose.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 6, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      Of cause! If she signs it, she will be forced to use DOORS and thus be less like Batman.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 6, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

        I was right about Sal’s tendency of using the window.( I was going to say window fetish but that came out wrong.)

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 6, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

          Oddly enough there is such a thing as a Window Fetish.

          • zuche
            zuche
            July 6, 2011 at 9:26 am | #

            I wonder if you can announce that by declaring, “DEFENSTRATE ME, BABY!”

            …Perhaps not.

            • Henry
              Henry
              July 6, 2011 at 1:48 pm | #

              Brain Bleach.

          • arjay2813
            arjay2813
            July 6, 2011 at 11:35 pm | #

            at first i was like 8{D but then i x{P wut

            yes, my smilies have mustaches and are thus 1000% better.

    • Horerczy
      Horerczy
      July 6, 2011 at 6:22 am | #

      The only doors Sal walks through are space doors.

  11. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    July 6, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh those drafty doors.

  12. dchorror
    dchorror
    July 6, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

    I’m a little more impressed now. I didn’t realize that she was sneaking in through the window on the fourth floor.

    Ah, memories.

    • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      July 6, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      I’m a little less impressed, now. Sal’s making all this effort for something easily accomplished by simply walking down the hallway. Ah, “rebels”. XP

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        July 6, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

        Given all the effort Billie had to take to be not seen walking down the hall earlier, I don’t think what she’s trying to do would be “easily accomplished.”

        • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
          Zanosuke_Kurosaki
          July 6, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

          And yet, a 6’2″ 220 lb male like myself can just jander down a hallway and somehow remain unseen by anyone but the security camera. Sal’s simply rebelling for the sake of rebelling, now, Joebo got it right. And rebellion for the sake of rebellion, is wasted effort. Also, the question remains: if that’s the only part of the window that opens, how does she keep getting in and out without violating the laws of physics?

          • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
            Zanosuke_Kurosaki
            July 6, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

            Actually, that should go into the roommate agreement, too. “In this room, we obey the laws of physics! [/Simpsons reference]

            • Henry
              Henry
              July 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm | #

              Nonsense. She’s doing it just to screw with Billie, obviously.
              What Billie needs to do is find a way to Sal-proof the windows.

              • dchorror
                dchorror
                July 7, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

                Sal-proof should be an oxymoron.

  13. Joebo
    Joebo
    July 6, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    “I can’t use doors, that’s what they’d expect me to do.”
    “Who’s ‘they’?”
    “I don’t know, but I’ll be damned if I play by their rules!”

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 6, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

      “Crap, she’s on to us.”
      “Who are we?”
      “I thought you knew!”

      • Joebo
        Joebo
        July 6, 2011 at 2:23 am | #

        “Come on, you can tell me.”
        “We are they. They are us.”
        “Wait, what?”

        • Vabolo
          Vabolo
          July 6, 2011 at 10:29 am | #

          And I am the walrus!
          Goo-goo-ga-joob!

          • Joebo
            Joebo
            July 6, 2011 at 10:11 pm | #

            “You calling me fat!?”

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 6, 2011 at 11:13 pm | #

            No, Jamie Hyneman is The Walrus!

  14. Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    July 6, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    Billie. Learn to start locking your windows. Sal will then be forced to use the door to come back inside simply to unlock the window.

    Also, physics question: How the heck does Sal squeeze out that tiny window? I mean, that is the only part of it that opens, yes?

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      July 6, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

      Nah, because then Sal will break the door, and Billie will get blamed for it.

    • Badass Toph
      Badass Toph
      July 6, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

      Last time we saw sal enter thier room we only saw a hand so maybe sal just set up her stuff so it can be within hands reach of the window.

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        July 6, 2011 at 4:13 pm | #

        There is a tree right there, I think Willis planned ahead

    • CP
      CP
      July 7, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

      Sal is obviously part octopus, and can inflate or deflate at her convenience to get through small spaces.

      • Hannover Fist
        Hannover Fist
        July 7, 2011 at 6:57 am | #

        I believe Sal is capable of compressing her body to the size of an ordinary household sponge like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.

        • Zem
          Zem
          July 7, 2011 at 7:14 pm | #

          Sal had trained with ordinary housecats and Santa and can squeeze her body through any small space that her head fits in.

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 6, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    I really mustn’t assume the worse all the time, that person might have very well be trying to chew a tough steak.

    They could ahve meant to say ‘masticate’. 😛

    • A. Colunga
      A. Colunga
      July 6, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

      Don’t forget to use plenty of lu- I MEAN STEAKSAUCE!!!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

        And it would be better if you tenderise the meat first. ^_^

        • A. Colunga
          A. Colunga
          July 6, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

          “Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 6, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

            “Only as long as there is white sauce.” 😛

            • A. Colunga
              A. Colunga
              July 6, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

              “Wie, wie, madam.”
              “No that’s yellow.”
              “Err wie?”
              “No!!!”

              • Horerczy
                Horerczy
                July 6, 2011 at 6:20 am | #

                Oui.

                • Joebo
                  Joebo
                  July 6, 2011 at 10:12 pm | #

                  thank you.

            • Badass Toph
              Badass Toph
              July 6, 2011 at 1:51 am | #

              Or a bagel with white cream cheese.

  16. A. Colunga
    A. Colunga
    July 6, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

    “Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.

  17. Shifty
    Shifty
    July 6, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

    I am overall in a state of “Wow” with this strip.

    Did she drink ALL THREE beers on 2 minutes walk to her room? Impressive Billie, you drunken-lush you…

    And they live on the FOURTH story? Wow. How does Sal get up there without a fire escape? Grappling hook? Ninja claw-gloves like Catwoman? Does he motorcycle transform into a robot who lifts her up there?

    And I really CAN’T WAIT to find out why Sal is going to such lengths to not be seen by Billie. She’s putting a lot of effort (again, they live on the 4th floor) into avoiding Billie. It’s been an entire week and they’ve not come across each other once.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 6, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

      Yeah I bet she has no idea she has to sign anything.

      How long does Sal sleep anyway?

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 6, 2011 at 2:04 am | #

        More important does she sleep?

        • Hannover Fist
          Hannover Fist
          July 7, 2011 at 7:03 am | #

          Perhaps Sal is secretly the Stig.

  18. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 6, 2011 at 1:15 am | #

    Can’t. Stop. Luaghing. 😀

  19. Azumango
    Azumango
    July 6, 2011 at 1:31 am | #

    Muffled Voice: “SHUT UP, I”M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!!”
    Nick: “What did he say?”
    Coach: “He says he wants some good old fashioned cola!”

    • fezzam
      fezzam
      July 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm | #

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc 0:44 😀 lol

    • Justme
      Justme
      July 11, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

      I thought of that one too 😀 Oney is hilarious!

  20. Baelthazar
    Baelthazar
    July 6, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

    I just found this comic! I’m an IU alum and currently live in B-town and I have to say how amazed I am at how well you draw the campus! Great story, takes me back! Keep up the good work!

  21. Porkinstein
    Porkinstein
    July 6, 2011 at 3:09 am | #

    Ah, masturbation humor. Thank you, David. I was kind of hoping for a really bad pun, though, such as “Come on! Knock it off!” or some variation there of.

  22. Badass Toph
    Badass Toph
    July 6, 2011 at 3:54 am | #

    Lol sal must pass that persons window on the way up “hmmm wonder if that explains the affinity to windows” ^_-

  23. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    July 6, 2011 at 4:39 am | #

    Doors are too mainstream for Sal.

    • gangler
      gangler
      July 6, 2011 at 4:55 am | #

      Wait, so is she a rebel or a hipster in the DoAverse?

      I… I kind of like the notion of a deceptively non-badass hipster Sal.

      “I’m wearing leather ironically. Motorcycles are so eigties and not cool anymore, which is why I ride one which makes me cool”

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      July 6, 2011 at 10:32 am | #

      But Jim Morrison writes such wonderful lyrics!

  24. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    July 6, 2011 at 5:37 am | #

    Sal? Doors?

    Pffffffffft.

  25. Mr. Cat
    Mr. Cat
    July 6, 2011 at 6:52 am | #

    God, Billie! Some people are so inconsiderate!

  26. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    July 6, 2011 at 9:39 am | #

    Sal is coming off as decidedly non-badass here. Or pretty much the entire run so far. She just seems haughty and inconsiderate, actually. Does anyone here actually like Sal? She just seems so… flat, character-wise.

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      July 6, 2011 at 10:33 am | #

      Especially since she can fit through that window opening.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 6, 2011 at 11:19 am | #

      Considering we’ve seen her for… what four strips? it’s to be expected. I think she had less lines than Princess Luna!

      • Henry
        Henry
        July 6, 2011 at 1:54 pm | #

        So far, I think Galasso has more lines than her.

        • fangrider
          fangrider
          July 6, 2011 at 3:14 pm | #

          GOD DAMNIT! pass the brain bleach

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm | #

          I am pretty sure that Galasso ‘does more lines’ as well, it would explain A LOT!

  27. QueenThomas
    QueenThomas
    July 6, 2011 at 10:19 am | #

    Man, I wish I had a fuckin’ door. All I’ve got is regular ol’ doors.

    Seriously, I would save so much money on batteries if I had a fuckin’ door.

  28. Henry
    Henry
    July 6, 2011 at 1:52 pm | #

    All that Sal needs to do now is say: “I’m Sal.”

    • arjay2813
      arjay2813
      July 6, 2011 at 11:29 pm | #

      like batman?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM

  29. Cholisose
    Cholisose
    July 6, 2011 at 6:54 pm | #

    Is that Joyce giving the last line?

    • Hannover Fist
      Hannover Fist
      July 6, 2011 at 10:43 pm | #

      That would be funny on an epic scale.

  30. Zem
    Zem
    July 7, 2011 at 8:58 am | #

    Sweet, a cameo for ME!

  31. Zem
    Zem
    July 7, 2011 at 9:07 am | #

    I think a face would’ve helped after all. I can’t decide if she’s a tree stump, a pile of poo and hair, a melting chocolate bar, or Sasquatch.

  32. RandomPerson12
    RandomPerson12
    October 23, 2014 at 7:39 pm | #

    Who’s trying to masturbate?

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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
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Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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Chet @sealless.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.
Four panel comic by Brandon Reese titled Animal Crackers.  In each panel Groucho Marx is speaking.

1 - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas 
2 - How I worked up the courage to kill a living thing I'll never know.
3 - (silent)
4 - They mourn their dead, as we do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... selling my netflix war for cybertron megatron -- the walmart exclusive one that came with pinpointer and lionizer (but being sold here without pinpointer and lionizer)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Gran... IS ALIVE? okay, juliette still has brown hair, so this is probably definitely a flashback i'm just surprised that the comic has remembered her, at all
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