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by David M Willis on January 30, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Everything You've Ever Wanted Floats Above
└ Tags: dorothy, grace, joyce, roz

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 30, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    Don’t worry, Dotty, you can totes lose the popular vote but win the electoral college!

    “OH HELL NO I DON’T WANT A GOP-STYLE WIN”

    well ok, you’ll have neither b/c it’s not an election anyway so don’t even worry when Lucy gets the job

    “wait who’s Lucy”

    someone who doesn’t even live there, don’t worry about it

    “WHY CAN’T I WORRY I’M A PERFECTIONIST”

    …good point, worry away

    “ZOMGOMGOMG”

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      January 30, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

      Wait, I thought Lucy does live there? Isn’t she Malaya’s roommate?

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        January 30, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

        They aren’t on the same floor / dorm

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          January 30, 2017 at 12:52 am | #

          They are in another building.

          • butts
            butts
            January 30, 2017 at 2:22 am | #

            Thank you anonymsly, but Malaya is in another building

            • Confusedinmorethanoneway
              Confusedinmorethanoneway
              January 30, 2017 at 7:52 am | #

              With your icon right under willis’ it looks like a little matchy game where you mix up the bodies and heads of different characters.

              • Clif
                Clif
                January 30, 2017 at 3:42 pm | #

                that works a lot with butts. Kind of a bonus of his comments (or her comments as the case may be).

                • Pablo360
                  Pablo360
                  January 31, 2017 at 10:56 pm | #

                  Or zher.

            • bobjohnsonandthediglets
              bobjohnsonandthediglets
              January 30, 2017 at 11:11 am | #

              Your princess is in another castle

  2. butts
    butts
    January 30, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    I’M RELATABLE, DARN YOU

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 30, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      FO’ RIZZLE!

      Wait, that’s how Robin talks. And SHE managed to get elected, so maybe Dorothy’s onto something.

      • Woobie
        Woobie
        January 30, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

        Dorothy’s the cool candidate; she’s drunk!

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 30, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

      She’s all kinds of crazy fly.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 30, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

        I understood that reference!

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      January 30, 2017 at 1:27 pm | #

      I just can’t get the hang of this young-person talk, dang flabbit!

  3. miados
    miados
    January 30, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    sometimes it is good to try something new but sometimes it is also good to just embrace who you are.

  4. John
    John
    January 30, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    I object!

    That’s not a high-five, that’s down-low.

    • wheelpath
      wheelpath
      January 30, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Agreed, Willis is no longer, how you say, “hip to the jive, Yo.”

      • Tomas
        Tomas
        January 30, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

        Too old to understand these kids today and their crazy rock and roll music.

        • Yakumo
          Yakumo
          January 30, 2017 at 11:30 pm | #

          High five is at least 80s, more likely before. This is not too old, not too young. This is didn’t think about it (and down low, but more of a too old so he didn’t think of that at all).

          • Inspector Hound
            Inspector Hound
            January 31, 2017 at 11:35 pm | #

            70s definitely, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there were 60s-era clips of athletes high-fiving.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        January 30, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

        But is he “jiggy with it?”

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          January 30, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

          Does he grok ye jive, me hearties?

          • DaveM
            DaveM
            January 30, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

            10-4!

            • Joe Covenant
              Joe Covenant
              January 30, 2017 at 7:36 am | #

              Verily, forsooth!

      • StClair
        StClair
        January 30, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

        “Down with the street”, as it were.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 30, 2017 at 2:43 am | #

        I’m sure he used to be “with it”, but then they changed what “it” was.

        • StClair
          StClair
          January 30, 2017 at 3:41 am | #

          and it’ll happen to youuuuu.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        January 30, 2017 at 3:53 am | #

        How do you do, fellow kids?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 30, 2017 at 2:24 am | #

      Roz is that awesome, even her low-fives sound like high-fives.

    • Lauren
      Lauren
      February 2, 2017 at 6:46 pm | #

      I wondered how they made a ‘high-five’ sound come out of a ‘low-five’!

  5. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    January 30, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Dang, Dorothy is just ping-ponging all over in her drunken state. The poor girl. She needs more alcohol.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 30, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      Either less or more. Either way, she is not at the optimal amount.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      January 30, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

      Ruthless was the RA …. and had an alcohol problem.  Dorothy is bucking to become the RA …. and is developing an alcohol problem.
      I’m starting to see a pattern.  These college freshmen can drive you to drink.

      • Thursday Violist
        Thursday Violist
        January 30, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

        No, it’s just that “alcohol problem” is a hidden requirement to become RA.

      • Aubrey
        Aubrey
        January 30, 2017 at 1:15 am | #

        I don’t know if getting drunk once in an effort to empathize with a friend should be described as “developing an alcohol problem.”

        Source: Have watched folks develop alcohol problems

      • John
        John
        January 30, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

        Billie drinks to drive you.

        At least until they took her license away.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        January 30, 2017 at 9:05 am | #

        How exactly is having a drink with someone who really, really needed to vent… an “alcohol problem”?

        The absolutist view of even a drink or two on the weekend is an “alcohol problem”, that even one drink is too many, is part of what CREATES problems. “Well, I’ve failed and had a sip, I’m a sinner, might as well go all the way to black out town.”

        (This rant brought to you by Monday morning and the onset of a terrible head cold…)

        • Unusually Angry Hippie
          Unusually Angry Hippie
          January 30, 2017 at 7:50 pm | #

          Know what I’ve heard is good for those? Bourbon. You better get yourself an ‘alcohol problem’ stat.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          January 31, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

          Correct me if I’m wrong, but none of these students are over 21.  We’re talking underage drinking here; and yes, I would call that an indication of a potential problem with alcohol.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            January 31, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

            I know a number of people who drank underage and none of them developed drinking problems.

            Especially since this is college we’re talking about, it hardly indicates a drinking problem. Otherwise, I should know a LOT more alcoholics.

          • John
            John
            January 31, 2017 at 1:47 am | #

            Literally the only people I knew in college who didn’t drink underage were those who weren’t underage anymore, and one who had a medical condition that meant she couldn’t have alcohol.

          • a snow ʍousɐ
            a snow ʍousɐ
            January 31, 2017 at 6:52 pm | #

            I think that’s a different kind of “problem”

  6. foamy
    foamy
    January 30, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    DOROTHY YES

  7. Nono
    Nono
    January 30, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Well Dorothy’s day is just flipping from bad to worse.

  8. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    January 30, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    She got a glare from just saying hi?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 30, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Maybe Grace can see the drunkenness bubbles, and doesn’t approve.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 30, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Nah, that’s just Grace’s face. She seems to have a serious case of resting grump face.

      • -Sentinel-
        -Sentinel-
        January 30, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

        Even when she smiles, she often has sort of a frown.

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          January 30, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

          Even when she smiles, she often has sort of a frown.

          EDIT: But apparently she only ever smiled once, after sex with Mandy. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/endupgay/

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            January 30, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

            Mandy makes her happy.

            Everyone else is meh at best.

          • Architex
            Architex
            January 30, 2017 at 6:42 am | #

            Mandy DEFINITELY makes her happy. Re: slipshine.

    • Li
      Li
      January 31, 2017 at 9:15 am | #

      I think the high five is there to establish that Grace is Roz’s friend, and therefore glaring automatically at her competition. It’s a bit childish, but it tracks.

  9. Danni
    Danni
    January 30, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    oh, the realization youre not as liked as you thought… ive been there…. its…well

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      January 30, 2017 at 5:15 am | #

      That + the realisation you just said something stupid and completely not in your “style” to take off the awkwardness of the realisation itself, which led to increased “oh no”-feelings on your part (the general “you” or rather here Dorothy’s)

  10. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    January 30, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Grace and Roz are friendly acquaintances, which are my favorite kind of BFFs

  11. Kris
    Kris
    January 30, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    At least she didn’t say “whaaaazuuuup”.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 30, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Dear god, it just occurred to me that these characters would have just been being BORN when those commercials first aired (18 years ago).

      Damn you floating timeline! Stop making me feel old!

      • Dana
        Dana
        January 30, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

        Real life’s floating timeline? Does it to me too.

  12. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    January 30, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    why is she still trying to appeal to her floormates who have no say in the RA selection process

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      January 30, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      To prove she has what it takes to be RA. Not that Ruth ever displayed that particular skill.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 30, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

        “You’re showing promise, Ms. Keener, but I’m afraid you don’t beat, harass and threaten your peers enough.”

      • Alan
        Alan
        January 30, 2017 at 1:50 am | #

        To paraphrase Machiavelli, fear and love are both acceptable, as one as one avoids outright hatred.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          January 30, 2017 at 9:07 am | #

          Dorothy’s big problem is she never stopped to consider popularity and ability to relate to people as a requirement to be a politician.

  13. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    January 30, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Dorothy: “Wait, Grace! I can high-five, too! I can even do it correctly! You know, when the five is actually high up in the air? What do you say, Grace? Grace??”

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      January 30, 2017 at 5:10 am | #

      “Don’t try to confuse me with your ‘Knowing the difference between high and low’, NERD!

  14. Shiro
    Shiro
    January 30, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Nooooo honey baby, don’t try to be smooth while tipsy. Just…sit down in your room, read a book, have some water. Wait for it to pass.

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 30, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Clearly not a happy drunk.

  16. Larkle
    Larkle
    January 30, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Grace, that’s mean. At least say hi.

  17. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 30, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    Uh oh.

  18. tan_zi
    tan_zi
    January 30, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Oh man, that is SO me back at college. I tried to run for elected positions too, with the same amount of cringy result.

    • Emperor Daniel
      Emperor Daniel
      January 30, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

      And RA isn’t even an elected position.

  19. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    January 30, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

    Is, is that a reference to something? I feel like it’s a reference to something but for the life of me I can’t figure it out. I wanna say, Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air season 1, but I at the same time I’m pretty sure that’s a wrong answer. Stupid brain, work better! I shouldn’t be this foggy after 16 oz of kumis dammit!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 30, 2017 at 2:50 am | #

      If her idea of what it means to be “cool” comes from TV sitcom reruns, she’s probably beyond hope. What’s next, is she going to buy a leather jacket, say “eyyy” all the time, and fix things by punching them?

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        January 30, 2017 at 3:57 am | #

        One: I’m not entirely sure that it’s from the Fresh Prince, although it sounds like it could be.
        Two: Fonzy at least new how to accessorize. The Greaser look is still pretty cool if you shorten up the hair a bit.
        Three: Now I’m picturing Dorothy dressed like a Greaser…damn but I think she could pull it off.

  20. Keulan
    Keulan
    January 30, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

    You can cut the awkwardness with a knife, it’s that thick.

  21. Tomas
    Tomas
    January 30, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

    The finger guns, they do nothing!

    • Architex
      Architex
      January 30, 2017 at 8:01 am | #

      I made a caption

  22. C.
    C.
    January 30, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

    Just last strip we were suddenly at Galasso’s, and suddenly we’re back at the dorms.

    • John
      John
      January 30, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

      The strip is simulating the memory gaps Dorothy’s experiencing after drinking too much of Billie’s jet fuel.

      • DaveM
        DaveM
        January 30, 2017 at 2:54 am | #

        In Shortpacked, this was how Robin became a senator (Cadbury Creme Eggs rather than booze). Will Dorothy keep drinking and wake up hung over as Robins replacement republican senator?

    • Architex
      Architex
      January 30, 2017 at 6:39 am | #

      I too thought it was different pacing for us to jump from one scene straight to another while following the same character.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 30, 2017 at 8:03 am | #

        Thank god I don’t have “Resident Evil 7 movie” vertigo anymore, the first abrupt change to Galasso’s threw me off so much in addition to the vertigo that I had to sit and think super hard. But I think seeing it like John said where the sudden shifts are reminiscent of being under the influence/hungover/feeling low and having time slip through your fingers with only small memories of what has happened.

        • Doopyboop
          Doopyboop
          January 30, 2017 at 8:05 am | #

          *seeing it that way helps it make more sense, good complete thought process me, great going

  23. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 30, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Dorothy just can’t manage to connect with grace.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      January 30, 2017 at 6:54 pm | #

      pfft!

      According to “http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/grace+dorothy/”, this is the first time they’ve interacted in comic.

  24. nothri
    nothri
    January 30, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

    Okay what’s with the fucking glare?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 30, 2017 at 1:30 am | #

      Probably nothing personal – it’s just Grace’s face. Her neutral expression seems fairly sardonic.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        January 30, 2017 at 8:58 am | #

        I was wondering about that too…

        It might just be “the way her face is”, but she didn’t even say hello or nod or in any way acknowledge Dorothy.

        • Dragon_Nataku
          Dragon_Nataku
          January 30, 2017 at 10:40 am | #

          Have they even really had any interactions before this? I don’t understand why everyone thinks everyone has to be so bloody chipper all the time and super-sweet to everyone they meet even if they’re having a bad day or never even met that person before. Or just don’t like super fake people like Dorothy trying to butter them up for ulterior motives.

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            January 30, 2017 at 11:02 am | #

            The bizarro “Dorothy is fake and cold” thing continues. Oh well.

            They’ve lived on the same floor of the same dorm for a couple of months, they should at least be on “hey”… “hey”… ground.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              January 30, 2017 at 11:05 am | #

              Dorothy’s not cold, but she is a little fake.

              • Killjoy
                Killjoy
                January 30, 2017 at 11:11 am | #

                She seems to treat social interaction as a learned skill, and something she has to approach deliberately. That doesn’t make her fake.

                Not everyone can just be effortlessly social.

                Besides, if anyone is fake, it’s Roz. She has more natural social talent, but she’s also far far more conscious and intentional and manipulative in how she uses that talent (see, the entire RA “election” arc).

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  January 30, 2017 at 11:28 am | #

                  I don’t think she’s cold, but she did noticeably start interacting and charting her floor mates far more when she was ‘up for election’. Grace probably noticed that Dorothy never really bothered with this stuff before. Meanwhile, Roz has more day to day casual small talk social skills so it might be harder to notice. Plus we don’t know much about Roz’s relationships outside the main cast – we know Dorothy isn’t particularly social outside her group, but we don’t know about Roz.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 30, 2017 at 11:43 am | #

                  I disagree, especially on Roz.

                  This isn’t the right way to put this, but Dorothy is faking, or exaggerating, her concern for her dorm. She’s talking to Grace here because she thinks she has to and tht she’s falling behind Roz, rather than out of genuine social interaction. She’s pushing herself to talk more to the people in her dorm because she thinks it’s what makes her a good RA rather than out of genuine desire to speak with them. If Dorothy wasn’t trying to be the RA, she wouldn’t be talking to them, at least not to this extent.

                  Roz is effortlessly social. She casually mingles with someone for half a breath and steps out to do to the same to someone else because that’s genuinely how she interacts with people. She’s not trying to turn herself into something she’s not, like Dorothy is, to appeal to these people who don’t have any sway in appointing her RA, this is the real her.

                  Roz is kind of a horrible asshole who I want to smack with a comically oversized salmon, but she’s legit.

                • Tan
                  Tan
                  January 30, 2017 at 2:42 pm | #

                  @Spencer: I somewhat disagree. Dorothy, at her most basic core, genuinely cares about people. She’s artificially going out of her way to EXPRESS that care, partially because of the RA thing, but I think more now because it bothers her that she’s finding out that people misunderstand that about her.

                  Roz, by contrast, has a default state of making superficial connections to be liked and popular, and she’s quite good at it, but she really doesn’t seem to give a damn about anyone besides herself, except to the extent that they can validate her. Obviously Roz is not nearly as much of a POV character as Dorothy is, so maybe she does have close friends lurking somewhere, but I think it’s telling that Roz has the most confrontational relationships with people that circumstances make her spend more than a few minutes at a time with (her sisters, her roommate, her classmates (when asked to partner up in Gender Studies, she goes with someone she can’t even remember the name of)). The one time we see Roz do something for someone else that isn’t for making herself look awesome (giving Joyce the number of a therapist), it was done out of guilt, and then only -extremely- reluctantly.

                  So yeah, Dorothy has slathered on some poorly applied make-up to try to highlight things that other people aren’t seeing, vs Roz who has a well-worn mask good enough to fool most people. Which of those two qualifies as ‘fake’? I say Roz.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 30, 2017 at 2:55 pm | #

                  I’m not saying Dorothy is unempathetic, I’m saying her recent attempt at being Super Personable Dorothy is a gigantic failure. This isn’t her. She’s treating people and their problems like checkboxes to be checked off. It’s, fundamentally, dishonest and manipulative.

                  Roz shot up the asshole rankings when she proudly showed off her sister’s outing and expected all the little queer sheep to fall in line for the super ally, but she’s not dishonest. Roz using her classroom as a stage to launch into a tirade at the evil fundie is the same Roz who deduced that something had happened to Joyce and quietly tried to offer her support. She’s a selfish, self aggrandizing jerkass who’s enamored with the smell of her own farts, but the Roz she’s putting on display to her dorm is the real Roz, and that can’t be said about Dorothy.

                • Killjoy
                  Killjoy
                  January 30, 2017 at 3:01 pm | #

                  Post tree has run out of branches, so I’ll respond here.

                  I was going to go into a lot of detail, but Tan sums it up nicely.

                  Roz may be “effortlessly social”, but that doesn’t make her the “less fake” one. Plenty of people who are innately, effortless social use that talent to hide their true intentions and manipulate people.

                  Consider this, as an extreme version of how we’ve seen Roz behave:

                  “Psychopaths display different traits depending on their disorder, but common signs include superficial charm, a grandiose notion of self-worth, the need for stimulation and impulsiveness, pathological lying, the ability to manipulate others and a lack of remorse and empathy.”

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  January 30, 2017 at 3:07 pm | #

                  She seems to get along with Riley fine. She doesn’t like ROBIN. And for similar reasons she doesn’t like Mary – both of them are bigoted assholes who’d jump at the chance to strip her reproductive freedom from her and strip her of her agency. Her not getting along with her classmates is a valid point about her being confrontational, but Robin and Mary are dickbags. It’s not unreasonable for her to not like them.

                • trlkly
                  trlkly
                  January 30, 2017 at 3:14 pm | #

                  Roz is faking. She’s jut more practiced at it. We’ve seen how she is when she’s not in politician mode, and she’s not naturally nice and social.

                  More importantly, her conversations with Dorothy have revealed exactly how she’s being manipulative. We already know she faked the whole “reluctant politician” shtick. We already know she’s got people thinking it was their idea for her to “run” when she clearly wanted it.

                  Dorothy may not be naturally social, but she does naturally care about others. We know that Roz, being an asshole, doesn’t. Even her activism was always predicated on her–she wants to be free to have sex with who she wants. And she wants to tear her sister down.

                  The interactions she’s doing are the fake interactions and not the real ones, where you talk to people and get to know them.

                  Sure, Roz is also trying to get Dorothy to be fake, and that is stupid. She’s not going to get good enough at it to win, so she might as well stick to her strengths, and just work on making sure everyone knows she really cares.

                  But Roz is still Fakey McFakerson. Hell, the fact that she does this on her own is part of why I dislike her.

                • Tan
                  Tan
                  January 30, 2017 at 5:22 pm | #

                  Roz did not “deduce that something had happened to Joyce and quietly tried to offer her support”. That is simply not what happened. Roz had it literally shouted in her face that something happened to Joyce, before class. Roz then sat through the entirety of that class, WENT TO LEAVE (http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/caramel-2/ she does look torn about it, but nonetheless she’s out the door way ahead of Joyce), and then SIX STRIPS LATER came back, shoved a business card in Joyce’s hand (while not bothering to remember Joyce’s name), and got the hell out of there as fast as possible. Like I said, that was reluctantly easing a guilty conscience.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 30, 2017 at 6:29 pm | #

                  What in the world does Roz have to have a guilty conscience for? All she knows is that the fundie girl who keeps calling her a hellbound slut might have had something bad happen to her, so she offered a resource.

                  Jeez, I thought for sure I was on the Roz hatetrain now but you guys take it to a whole new level.

                • Temperaryobsessor
                  Temperaryobsessor
                  January 30, 2017 at 8:47 pm | #

                  Roz made going to that party and bringing a friend one of her requirements for Dorothy to interview her. Joyce was that friend and would not have been at that party otherwise. Roz knows this.
                  Roz began a conversation by saying that party wasn’t so bad to Dorothy when it was actually way worse than Dorothy and Joyce thought it would be, rubbing it in. Roz knows this.
                  She can’t reasonably know that she basically dismissed Joyces desire to not be raped as “someones always gotta make a scene” so I guess not that.
                  Roz knows that something really bad happened to Joyce at the party she pressured to Joyce’s friend to take a friend to. She might not know Joyce was almost raped but she suspects, and she at least knows Dorothy takes it seriously.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 30, 2017 at 8:57 pm | #

                  Okay A. it wasn’t Roz’s fault B. her giving that card to Joyce wasn’t out of guilt, it was because holy shit this girl might have undergone some horrible traumatic incident and need help. That’s not guilt that’s holding yourself to a basic standard of human decency.

                • Temperaryobsessor
                  Temperaryobsessor
                  January 30, 2017 at 9:27 pm | #

                  I don’t actually blame her for what happened. My point is most people under those circumstances, even if they couldn’t reasonably know anything bad would happen and did nothing wrong, would feel guilty.

                • Fart Captor
                  Fart Captor
                  January 30, 2017 at 9:29 pm | #

                  @Temperaryobsessor: How the hell does inviting Dorothy to the party (she didn’t say anything about bringing a friend, Joyce offered to come as moral support) make her responsible for what happened?

                  Because you know who IS responsible? Ryan. Ryan is 100% fucking responsible.

                  There is absolutely no reason to assume that Roz had any idea some sleazy shit like Ryan would be there, OR that Roz would just magically know what happened to Joyce. They were almost complete strangers at that point. Roz even had to ask Joyce her name when she gave her the card.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  January 30, 2017 at 9:54 pm | #

                  Roz did tell Dorothy to bring a friend (presumably for safety reasons) but you’re still right that putting this on Roz is 150% bullshit.

                  And since people still don’t believe that Roz does not know the details about the party – Word of Willis via the books is that if she DID know what happened, she’d throw herself out a window for that ‘making a scene’ comment.

                • Tan
                  Tan
                  January 31, 2017 at 3:51 am | #

                  To be clear, I did not at any point mean that what happened to Joyce was Roz’s fault, and I don’t think anyone has said it is. That responsibility lies solely and utterly on Ryan.

                  That being said, I stand by my assertion that guilt was Roz’s primary motivating factor. People are entirely capable of feeling guilt about something that isn’t their fault, and without knowing the details. Something bad happened to Joyce in a situation she wouldn’t be in if not for me? I would feel bad about it and want to do something to make it up to her. Doesn’t mean I’m to blame, just means I have some basic empathy.

                  (sidenote: Roz had ample opportunity to learn Joyce’s name, up to and including having it yelled at her in the same breath as telling her that party had put Joyce through horrible crap, in fact knew her name -at- the party, and did not bother to use her name when Joyce supplied it (Roz didn’t ask for it). That seems more like willful failure to remember Joyce’s name to keep an emotional distance)

  25. spriteless
    spriteless
    January 30, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

    Looked through the ‘Grace’ tag to get a handle on her. She is an observant and perhaps even sardonic cookie. I can see her not appreciating someone deciding to act like her friend all of a sudden.

    I mean, does Dorothy even have a page of her notebook devoted to Grace? I think not!

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 30, 2017 at 5:26 pm | #

      She probably has a ‘Grace and Mandy’ page.

  26. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    January 30, 2017 at 12:36 am | #

    I can somewhat relate to this. Back when I could still speak fluent Spanish all of my Spanish slang was what was current in Southern Spain about 1972. The problem was I was trying to use it in N. Central TX in 2000 with Mexicans and Guatemalans. I sounded like a British Mod at a hip hop concert.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 30, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

    Smooooth

  28. bryy
    bryy
    January 30, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

    omg i love the alt-tag.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 30, 2017 at 1:43 am | #

    Let this be a lesson to us all. Don’t drink and politics. ROBIN can pull it off, but most of us can’t.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 30, 2017 at 6:49 pm | #

      Robin doesn’t drink and politics.

      She drinks and sexes.

      She SUGARS and politics.

  30. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 30, 2017 at 2:16 am | #

    Poor Dorothy! You really aren’t cut out to be a woman of the people are you? Just to make things worse, you’re just drunk enough to start making bad judgement calls.

    Want my advice? Stick to your strength: Be a methodical, level-headed source of advice; don’t try to be a ‘buddy’.

  31. CJ
    CJ
    January 30, 2017 at 2:17 am | #

    Uah, trying to be one of the girls when she doesn’t have a clue really.
    Bad move Dorothy. Feels awful and makes people distrust you more.

    I remember how small you feel when you try like this and are ignored like this.

  32. HunchyBack
    HunchyBack
    January 30, 2017 at 2:17 am | #

    For the love of, just keep Ruth as the darn RA.
    And Dorothy needs more jet fule…

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 30, 2017 at 11:47 am | #

      Ruth is objectively terrible at this job in every capacity even before the alcohol abuse.

  33. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    January 30, 2017 at 3:01 am | #

    Uh-oh… The preview panel for this one was posted on November 7th. If the RA position follows real-world politics that means Mary gets the job, and spends all her time blaming Roz for everyone’s problems while trying to get the receptionist deported.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      January 30, 2017 at 3:59 am | #

      No. No. No. Nnnnooooo!!! A thousand times no!!!!

  34. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    January 30, 2017 at 4:05 am | #

    I just realized, w’re all ignoring panel one’s biggest question: who are Joyce’s lab partners? So far we only know about her gender studies and math class. Is it a chemistry lab, a physics lab, a biology lab? Will we see new characters? Will Sayyid be involved, thus giving him more opportunities to show up in the comic aside from Galassoe’s Pizza (and subs)?

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      January 30, 2017 at 4:40 am | #

      Could it be… That Joyce is becoming a scientist like Becky O_O ?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 30, 2017 at 5:02 am | #

      Come to think of it, what ‘lab’? I know that ‘lab’ is educational shorthand for any practical portion of a course but, AFAIK, she’s only doing basic starter courses right now.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm | #

        She did master basic starter curses!

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        January 30, 2017 at 5:27 pm | #

        If she’s taking a chemistry or physics course there’s probably a lab section. I probably wouldn’t have failed Chem 110 if all it had been was the lab section.

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      January 30, 2017 at 5:19 am | #

      OMG I didn’t realise, until I saw your comment! And just as BenRG pointed out – what lab?

      I’m also still unsure or rather can’t remember, what her major even is…was it ever mentioned – and am I just stupid for not remembering?

    • SunshineTheif
      SunshineTheif
      January 30, 2017 at 5:28 am | #

      Education, if I remember. To better homeschool her children.

      • HunchyBack
        HunchyBack
        January 30, 2017 at 6:56 am | #

        Joyce is majoring in Elementary Education.
        Not that hard to cheak the Cast. 😛

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        January 30, 2017 at 9:38 am | #

        Yeap.

        And just about any elementary education curriculum is going to include some basic science requirements.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 30, 2017 at 11:43 am | #

      Joyce has other classes and IU has a science requirement iirc. Probably going there. If I had to guess what her science was, I’d say Physics or Chem. Definitely not biology – if she hears about evolution, she still breaks out in hives.

  35. gqbrielle
    gqbrielle
    January 30, 2017 at 7:15 am | #

    I resembled Dorothy in terms of homework ethics/priorities. I was very shocked and hurt when I was told most considered me cold and unrelateable. I remember the feeling well.

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      January 30, 2017 at 9:37 am | #

      We see maybe another side of Dorothy here. She’s a very confident and smart and attractive person, and we’ve seen that side of her.

      But being as smart as Dorothy is and innately analytical and academically driven to boot, usually comes with some cost in social smooth that we’ve seen in the “RA unelection arc”.

  36. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    January 30, 2017 at 9:08 am | #

    I’m actually kind of shocked. Did Dorothy really never ponder she’d have to do a lot of glad-handing and personal interaction to become President? I mean, it’s about getting people to like you not training. You don’t study to be President, you NETWORK.

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      January 30, 2017 at 9:40 am | #

      Sadly, it’s nothing but a popularity contest.

      And if we look at “most qualified”, then George HW Bush had by far the best resume going into office of the last 8 people to hold the office.

      ( Well, 7 people and 1 proto-fascist demagogue cheeto. )

      • Derek
        Derek
        January 30, 2017 at 10:54 am | #

        How the heck is Dubya more qualified than Obama?

        • Killjoy
          Killjoy
          January 30, 2017 at 11:00 am | #

          Check the initials again.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          January 30, 2017 at 1:42 pm | #

          Dubya actually has the qualifications which Dorothy is pursuing, which kind of says they’re not as good as she thinks she is. Well, that and Dorothy isn’t in oil or baseball.

          • C.T. Phipps
            C.T. Phipps
            January 30, 2017 at 1:43 pm | #

            They are! As she thinks THEY are. GOD, a typo! A typo from a professional writer! THE WORLD IS RUINED!

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            January 30, 2017 at 2:17 pm | #

            I wasn’t talking about “Dubya”. I was talking about “HW”.

            George HW Bush.

            Herbert Walker.

            Who had served as a Naval aviator in WW2, been a business executive multiple times, a part time professor, a US Representative, the Ambassador to the UN, Envoy to China, Director of the CIA, chairman of the RNC, and Vice President of the US.

            ON PAPER, at the start of his time in office, George HW Bush had the most impressive resume of any POTUS going back decades.

            • chris73
              chris73
              January 30, 2017 at 2:46 pm | #

              Oh you and your pesky facts

            • C.T. Phipps
              C.T. Phipps
              January 30, 2017 at 2:52 pm | #

              I got that, I was saying that Dubya graduated from Yale.

              • Killjoy
                Killjoy
                January 30, 2017 at 4:01 pm | #

                I replied to the wrong post.

  37. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    January 30, 2017 at 9:38 am | #

    Pfft. What kind of crappy writing is this?

    That is clearly a LOW five.

  38. Killjoy
    Killjoy
    January 30, 2017 at 10:28 am | #

    (Off topic.)

    A bit of good news to go with the bad. The ACLU announced that it received 6 times its average YEARLY donations, in a single weekend, in response to The Cheeto’s executive order banning refugees and immigrants from select countries.

    Several social media firms spoke out against the move… one has to wonder how far a sitting POTUS would have to go to get his Twitter account banned.

    Also, a bit of a rant that I found this weekend, that sums a few things up quite nicely.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaC1-U8LIY0

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 30, 2017 at 11:31 am | #

      Folks have also started a phone call campaign to contact their reps to start impeachment proceedings as soon as possible, especially if their reps are GOP.

      Y’know, in case any of y’all are interested in doing that.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        January 30, 2017 at 12:18 pm | #

        A sign of resistance.

        http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/scientists-march-on-washington-national-parks-twitter-war-climate-science-donald-trump/

        Perhaps The Cheeto will end up hoisted on his own social media petard.

        “When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” — Thomas Jefferson

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        January 30, 2017 at 12:35 pm | #

        Speaking of backlash in social media:

        http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/29/deleteuber-s-creator-resist-trump-or-pay-a-price.html

  39. Jimbo
    Jimbo
    January 30, 2017 at 10:47 am | #

    I hate to be THAT guy but, that’s a low-five!

    (earlier was a lie. I LOVE to be THAT guy)

  40. Rachel
    Rachel
    January 30, 2017 at 11:36 am | #

    Ow, that last panel hit me right in the heart. 🙁 🙁 🙁

  41. hof1991
    hof1991
    January 30, 2017 at 11:50 am | #

    This is hard for Dorothy, because she is doing a good piece of actually being a RA. She had a heart to heart with Billie, just when Billie needed some company. She is working through how to talk to Joyce about Ryan in a solid process, facing up to something she doesn’t want to do but will.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 30, 2017 at 1:54 pm | #

      That is very true. She does good job an RA, and even more importantly, she does it despite being out of her depth, out of her comfort zone and feeling increasingly like shit.

      The very reason why she is tipsy enough to make a fool of herself – and no doubt have a horrible headache forming – is that she stepped out of her normally so tidy world to comfort Billie.

      Dorothy is doing good!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 30, 2017 at 1:58 pm | #

      Exactly. Dorothy will not be a perfect RA, but she’d definitely make a good one.

  42. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    January 30, 2017 at 12:54 pm | #

    Okay, I know Dorothy’s struggle is important, and that “Even if you’re the best option, even if you’ve worked 10x as hard as your competitors, sometimes you still lose,” can be a life lesson of variable importance, but what the hell are she and Walky doing in that Slipshine side panel?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 30, 2017 at 1:05 pm | #

      Something perfectly wholesome, I’m sure.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 30, 2017 at 1:11 pm | #

      From the looks of things? Walky’s being pegged like he’s a naughty piece of lumber up against the most furious carpenter in human history.

    • Aislashu
      Aislashu
      January 30, 2017 at 3:19 pm | #

      Whatever it is, I wish I could see it! Wish Willis sold these outside of Slipshine, and now it looks like Slipshine is suspended? >_>

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 30, 2017 at 4:11 pm | #

        Slipshine commissioned him for it. He didn’t make it and then sell it – it was a thing that was prepaid for.

      • NickG
        NickG
        January 30, 2017 at 5:37 pm | #

        I think that’s just the link from this page, I can log on to Slipshine directly as usual.

    • John
      John
      January 30, 2017 at 3:22 pm | #

      Looks like shirts vs. skins dorm-room football.

      • StClair
        StClair
        January 30, 2017 at 8:48 pm | #

        “Hut, hut, HUT!”

  43. gwalla
    gwalla
    January 30, 2017 at 4:02 pm | #

    Dorothy is providing a fantastic counterexample to the idea that drinking makes you cool.

    • chris73
      chris73
      January 30, 2017 at 5:05 pm | #

      I think its more that she’s providing a sterling example of why drinking doesn’t make Dorothy cool

  44. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    January 30, 2017 at 5:18 pm | #

    Is it wrong I kind of like Sad Dorothy?

  45. Tenn
    Tenn
    January 30, 2017 at 5:45 pm | #

    “…homeslice!”

  46. Karen Lynn
    Karen Lynn
    January 30, 2017 at 6:47 pm | #

    Tried clicking on the slipshine panel to go check out the new comic, but I keep getting

    “There seems to be an error in processing your request. The information below will help in determining the cause of the error. If you are sure you have done everything correctly and this error persists, please contact clientsupport@ccbill.com for further assistance.

    Partner account 2397147 has been suspended”

    Just a heads up.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      January 30, 2017 at 8:21 pm | #

      Try again, I just had an old URL on there. It’s swapped out now.

  47. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 2, 2017 at 3:04 pm | #

    Okay, catch up time! Damn you midterms and classes for dictating my sleep schedule!

    Panel One: Damn it! Joyce is off with her lab partners. So much for telling her about Ryan expediently. And now Dorothy probably won’t be sloshed when she tells her – good for delivery, really bad for nerves. Sorry, Dorothy.

    This also makes me wonder what science Joyce is taking. I’m leaning towards physics, as it involves the most math and math is her favourite subject. It also wouldn’t smack her with evolution quite as much as biology or astrology will.

    Panel Two: Again, Dorothy is getting a lot of wide pan panels lately. Really good at emphasizing how lonely and small she’s feeling, especially when it regards this secret. Poor baby.

    Panel Three: Huh. Interesting. Apparently Grace is very much in agreement with Roz on this one. Screw Robin and get her voter base turned down. Most younger folks I’ve known have been very ‘never ever ever out people ever ever ever’ and it’s mostly been older folks who are more okay with it when it regards heterosexist cissexist LGBT+ politicians. So this is interesting to see what someone outside the main cast (whom will presumably react to this) thinks.

    Or maybe Grace and Roz were just already friends. We don’t know their lives.

    Panel Four: Awwww, Dorothy is such an eager little puppy. She wants so badly to be liked and she means well.

    Panel Five: Buuuuuuuuut Grace also notices that Dorothy has never really tried reaching out to folks like this until she wanted to be RA. Roz is pretty good at making her socializing seem natural in a way Dorothy isn’t good at. Again, assuming she wasn’t already friends with these people which is entirely possible. Roz is very social and she’s not in the main cast – for all we know she’s already endeared herself to her floor mates outside the main cast pre running for RA.

    Although most people at least would respond. As Mandy would say – Grace, rude.

    Panel Six: oooooh, yeah, that was a yikes face. Poor Dorothy. This day is hammering her over and over with her fears of reliability. This is going to stick around for a while.

    Panel Seven: *SNORTS* Dorothy what even are you doing? What are the words coming out of your mouth right now? Are you a 70s show? How old are you? XP

    But no, this is also kinda a punch in the chest. Poor Dorothy is desperate to be relatable and real, but social skills are her weakness and that’s hitting her right now.

    Panel Eight:Awwwww, honey, no. Dorothy looks like she’s gonna cry here. Poor Dorothy. She doesn’t deserve that. And yeah, it’s hitting how hard she’ll have to work on this part of her dreams if she’s going to get it and how unlikely it is that she’ll ever achieve those without these social skills and it’s a painful realization. Poor girl’s afraid she’s hitting a wall.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
www.ebay.com/itm/23611085... buy my unopened shang-chi, wenwu, salma hayek, and talos
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Marvel Legends Shang-Chi, Wenwu, Ajak, and Talos, unopened at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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unknown @atomicdarth.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
they're just gonna cancel it once they reach 3 seasons
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 8h
Netflix has saved Sesame Street!
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Sesame Street Is Relocating to Netflix
'Sesame Street' finds new home at Netflix for new episodes and back catalog following the end of its streaming contract at HBO.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... one hour left on this dingus
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Transformers Siege Netflix Megatron complete Hasbro WFC Generations Voyager | eBay
This is Netflix War for Cybertron Voyager Class Megatron! A Walmart exclusive, he originally came packaged with the Micromasters Lionizer and Pinpointer, but this auction is just for Megatron. No inst...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
uh oh, chekhov's murderous weirdo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Dumbing of Age: "Practice" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Practice
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610927... a quake, a quake!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
okay okay -- spider-man reboot idea the lizard is still dr connors, but he's dr PHIL connors, and he wakes up every day and it's groundhog day and he's a lizard is this anything
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dr. Connors is like a chameleon: always a lizard!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i dunno, he's kinda a tool, but i could go on
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Somebody teach Greg Evans how to rasterize text and use the warp tool
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
no, he's not a Black dad, he's a
fancy indoor decorating newspaper subsection with the ornate headline
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
4 hours left on [borat voice] my Wipe www.ebay.com/itm/23609982...
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This is Legends LG34 Wipe (aka Mindwipe), loose! He's also missing Servant, his little monster partner. Yeah, the partner's name is Servant. I just learned that now, somehow, while looking this toy up...
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEA...
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Meet Your Second Wife - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Rascal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Rascal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
sometimes i like to ruin people's day/life by reminding them that Solo A Star Wars Story and Obi-Wan Kenobi take place at the same time
Adult Han Solo
Child Leia Organa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
danacorn.bsky.social's user avatarDana Simpson ✨🦄✨ @danacorn.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
a plague has hit our house both children singing billie eilish's "what was i made for" but entirely in "meows" we can't get them to stop it's been weeks please send help
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
thank god there's no dinobot
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
The plantation burning reminds me of when the residential school burnt down in Shubenacadie. I was very young. Not understanding why we were all there watching a scary looking building burning. Cars lined up all over both sides of the road. It seemed like the entire rez population (1)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
danacorn.bsky.social's user avatarDana Simpson ✨🦄✨ @danacorn.bsky.social ⋅ 1m
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
Phoebe: “neigh neigh whinny neigh oats”
Marigold: “I will translate from ancient unicornese”
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Someone is citing the MA constitutional provision explicitly allowing the state to impede federal marshals enforcing the fugitive slave act, DAMN the average citizen is radicalized
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
Nottoway Plantation burning RIP bozo !
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
look a better question is why isn't EVERYTHING all angst-riddled queer women
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