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Wally

by David M Willis on August 13, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: alice, jennifer, joyce, walky

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  1. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    August 13, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Yeah, BEST Friends

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 13, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Mmm, Hallucinogenic Chicken Nuggets. . .

      • RevenantBacon
        RevenantBacon
        August 13, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

        Sounds like something you’d find at McRonald’s. Or a meth lab.

        • Viidahr
          Viidahr
          August 13, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

          or at los pollos hermanos.

        • Robbzilla
          Robbzilla
          August 13, 2014 at 7:54 am | #

          I’m guessing that was a Chick Fil A reference

          • sylvester crow
            sylvester crow
            August 13, 2014 at 8:45 am | #

            I think that that was a reference to the anime “The Devil is a Part Timer” as the main character is a demon that got stuck in our world and got a job at a fast food joint called McRonalds.

            • Doctor Mobius
              Doctor Mobius
              August 13, 2014 at 8:31 pm | #

              No, it’s a Chick-Fil-A reference. They’re owned by a fairly religious family, and some of their political donations have been in the news. They also make it a point to be closed on Sunday, which I suppose is nice if you work there.

              I also love how Walky has an entire stack of them. They deep fry their chicken in peanut oil, and it’s friggin addictive.

              • gwalla
                gwalla
                August 14, 2014 at 12:06 pm | #

                What does “something you’d find at McRonald’s. Or a meth lab.” have to do with religion?

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 13, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Billie, are you…
    Growing?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Hopefully not! She’s already pretty large!

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        That’s a strange comment coming from you… =2

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 13, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          I’m all about Big Billies. But I don’t want the gal to have to buy new clothes.

          • newllend
            newllend
            August 13, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

            So much Billie to love though.

            • brionl
              brionl
              August 13, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

              Oh it’s grand to have a girl who’s so fat that
              You don’t know where you’re at
              You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
              And hug a bit and make a mark to see where you began

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            August 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

            Why? She’s loaded, she can handle it.

            Also, she really just needs a few mumus that resemble cheerleader uniforms, anyway =p

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 13, 2014 at 7:32 pm | #

      I think it’s more that she’s clinging to Walky a bit like a security blanket, leaning on him like an emotional crutch. She needs his support right now and she knows it, so she’d rather he didn’t leave just yet.

      She IS growing, in that she’s come to regard Walky as someone worth giving a damn about, and even someone who can be depended on– that your real friends are more important than a nebulous concept of popularity. But I think her current decision for inclusiveness is fueled more by growing pains (“I don’t want to be alone”) than the growth itself.

    • Weedleplop
      Weedleplop
      August 13, 2014 at 8:09 pm | #

      We’re watching Billie’s ‘best’ friend from high school ditch the poor girl in slow motion, one agonizing panel at a time. Just how much more ‘growth’ can she take?

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm | #

        All of it. Growths need to sprout all over her body before she can truly change… into an ent.

    • Lord Geovanni
      Lord Geovanni
      August 15, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

      once she grows where it counts

  3. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 13, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I’ve found that using peanut oil instead makes a tastier version

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      A tastier version of Jesus? CRIKEY!

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        August 13, 2014 at 3:00 am | #

        LSD Jesus.

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        August 13, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

        Cheesus: the snack that dies…for you!

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeah, but isn’t there a growing cohort of humans allergic to peanuts? You’re better off using LSD.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Dying is like hallucinating! Look at all these near-death testimonies!

        • CiaranLovejoy
          CiaranLovejoy
          August 13, 2014 at 6:32 am | #

          Pretty Much, the brain panics and spams electricity everywhere, your mind tries to compensate by giving you a view of what you expect to happen, that’s why Christians always see like, jesus and bright lights and heaven and shit, and why muslims see allah and why atheists tend not to have such visions.

          • Narf
            Narf
            August 13, 2014 at 10:59 pm | #

            It’s actually a large burst of dopamine that causes the hallucinations, and rather than seeing what you expect to happen, there appear (from scattered testimonials at least) to be common themes that run through the hallucinations people experience. My bet would be most of the meaning present in them is “read” into them after the fact.

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      August 13, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      NOTHING IS TASTIER THAN HALLUCINOGENS.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 8:27 pm | #

        I don’t want to eat NOTHING, that’s boring!

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      August 13, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

      “Good lord! According to the spectrolyzer, Spragel’s secret ingredient was… water! Ordinary water! … Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.”

  4. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    August 13, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    So she’s not as popular as she thought?

    SOMEHOW DANNY DID THIS.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Getting turned down for sex by Danny must leave some sort of mark on your aura that others can sense. It’s -10 popularity points.

      • Pantheon the Mantheon
        Pantheon the Mantheon
        August 13, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        Your charisma will drain until it -1 per day untill it hits 0, at which point you become astrocized and attacked on sight

        • Narf
          Narf
          August 13, 2014 at 11:00 pm | #

          But something without a charisma score is an object! So you’re saying eventually you just morph into like an armchair or something?

          That would be pretty cool, if horrifying to experience. 😛

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      So does that make Danny the anti-Fuckface then?

      http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2117&comments=yes#disqus_thread

  5. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 13, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “Wally”? Not Wall-E?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Wall E Weasel?

  6. Airyu
    Airyu
    August 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    BEST friend?? Oh no… This will extra not end well.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Yeah, that’s a pretty awkward thing to call someone you’ve had NO contact with since high school.

      • Carriethedragon
        Carriethedragon
        August 13, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Not only that, she kept it secret from Billie that they were going to the same college. I mean, that has GOT to take effort. College is pretty much all anyone talks about during senior year and the following summer–I should know, I’m living it.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          August 13, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

          She might have been suspended from school, or wasn’t in the same class as Alice during that time.

          • Carriethedragon
            Carriethedragon
            August 13, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

            I suppose. Just seems kinda strange, is all.

          • fabforest
            fabforest
            August 13, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

            I think the DUI happened after the end of the school year

            • airyu
              airyu
              August 13, 2014 at 10:45 am | #

              I think the DUI had to be during the school year, since Billie wouldn’t have been able to get kicked off the cheer squad after the school year ended

              • fabforest
                fabforest
                August 13, 2014 at 11:41 am | #

                I’m not sure if she got kick out of the Dragons Cheer squad or of a place on the IU cheersquad

                • Eukie
                  Eukie
                  August 13, 2014 at 2:31 pm | #

                  She got kicked out of the IU cheersquad. The IU cheersquad is the Crimson Squad, and when Billie tells Ruth about her DUI, she says something to the effect of “After [my DUI] the Crimson Squad was like “Thanks but no thanks,” wholesome image and all that.”

          • Ken
            Ken
            August 13, 2014 at 2:12 am | #

            There are still phones. And those social network things the whippersnappers keep talking about.

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 13, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

          Plus like Facebook and Twitter and whatnot.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        August 13, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

        About, oh, ten years ago (which was more than fifteen years after I graduated, and almost as many since I moved far, far out of town), I was visiting my folks when someone called, asking for me. They were shocked (and I think slightly hurt) when I didn’t recognize their voice. Turns out it was this girl I had been good friends with in Grade 8, that I hadn’t talked to since, wanting to invite me to come to her wedding. As I recall, she may have been wanting me to be one of her Maids of Honour or something.

        I chatted politely for a bit, said I’d moved something on the order of 1,200 km away, and let her know there was no way I’d be able to make it back for that, sorry, but congratulations, good chatting with [you], and hung up, slightly bemused that she’d called me at all (must have heard I was back in town; it was a very small place) and slightly sad that “one of her closest friends” was someone she hadn’t talked to in what, more than twenty years? Who she hadn’t even talked to for the next four years after that one summer, when we were still in the same school. No particular falling out, we just grew apart over the summer, as happens sometimes.

        So, man, I so feel for poor Alice here. “What’s that? I’m your best friend? What, still? Uh, sure, okay… I’m gonna go stand over here now, bye…”

        • tinfoil theory
          tinfoil theory
          August 13, 2014 at 3:20 am | #

          Poor Alice recognized Billie instantly. And she wants her and Wally to leave the table where she just finished her meal.

          • Jon P
            Jon P
            August 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm | #

            Also, there is someone else across the table from Alice, and the two of them were probably having a perfectly wonderful conversation before Billie barged in.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              August 13, 2014 at 3:28 pm | #

              “Oh, and seriously, there was this one girl back in high school who was sooo clingy, it was creepy. Especially when she was drunk, and she was drunk a lot. And she was only getting worse – both with the clinging, and the drinking. Seriously, she got trashed and wrecked her car a little after graduation. I’m so glad I got out of that town. …Hm, my soda’s empty. Let me grab a refill and I’ll be right – Billie!”

              • Narf
                Narf
                August 13, 2014 at 11:02 pm | #

                That’s sort of how I read Alice’s reactions here too, heh. Billie is not going to be happy with the way this pans out, methinks.

        • zaratustra
          zaratustra
          August 13, 2014 at 4:44 am | #

          Friendship has no expiration date!

          God, now I sound like a Facebook post.

          • Cyberdance
            Cyberdance
            August 13, 2014 at 7:34 am | #

            It has. Friendship expires if it isn’t cared for.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              August 13, 2014 at 6:07 pm | #

              There’s a difference between having an expiration date and expiring. Friendship just isn’t labelled =p

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            August 13, 2014 at 5:42 pm | #

            Friendship is Magic!

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 13, 2014 at 10:48 am | #

          Yikes! But at the same type, Alice and Billie were best friends ad of only a few months ago. I think fall break hasn’t even happened yet.

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Their Salvation leads to my Salivation.

    • Kai
      Kai
      August 13, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

      *Haha* When I first read the alt-text I somehow read “They’re baked with saliva” – and I thought: “Dear Mr. Willis, what are you up to here?” 😀

  8. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    IT’S WALLY!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Where’s Wally? 😛

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        At Wally World, of course!

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          August 13, 2014 at 10:47 pm | #

          Or maybe “Wally’s World”!
          http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9456395/
          NASCAR! Excellent! Wally’s World!

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      August 13, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      I believe its Walkerton.

    • airyu
      airyu
      August 13, 2014 at 10:48 am | #

      Joyce and Wally

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I thought Jesus only came in wafer form…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      I recall that he can also be wine as well.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        That’s just his blood.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        The real reason Billie believes in God.

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 13, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

          Chick-fil-a?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        “I said drink this wine, it is my blood.”
        “You said WHAT??”
        “I… said drink this wine, it is my blood?”
        “That’s vampirism! You got vampirism on day one of my new religion!”
        “Oh… sorry.”

        • Dean
          Dean
          August 13, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

          Jesus rose from the dead, so it was already pretty vampirey. Start worrying when He wants the blood back….

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            August 13, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

            “Drink from me, and live forever…” Didn’t they use that on the Interview With a Vampire poster? Might have been the poster for the Image comic adaptation back when, now that I think about it…

            Nope, I was right; it’s the tagline from the movie:

            http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID21828/images/Interview_with_the_Vampire.JPG

            So, yeah, extremely vampirey…

            • MindLink
              MindLink
              August 13, 2014 at 8:31 am | #

              Didn’t Lestat actually end up drinking the literal blood of Jesus in one of the latter books ? Can’t remember if it was actual time-travel or some sort of weird vision…

  10. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie may have been head cheerleader, but she’s clearly not head hint taker.

    Also, is whoever Alice is sitting with ever going to pipe up, or do they just sit there silently and stare?

    …It’s Dina in a blonde wig, isn’t it?

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Yeah, it’s clearly obvious that she’s trying to shoo her off. Maybe after she got kicked from the team, the cheer squad went to shit. Either that, or they think she’s the same ol’ drunken, arrogant Billie and they kinda don’t wanna associate themselves with her.

      I foresee heartbreak in the next few strips.

      • hurocrat
        hurocrat
        August 13, 2014 at 8:28 am | #

        The cheer squad didn’t exist after Billie’s DUI – that was after graduation. I gather she’d been accepted to the college squad, and that got revoked. Either that or she thought she was going to get in and just…didn’t.

        • hurocrat
          hurocrat
          August 13, 2014 at 8:29 am | #

          Correction – the Dragons squad existed, Billie just wouldn’t have been a part of it even without the DUI.

  11. sps48
    sps48
    August 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    New girl is being wilfully obtuse, if not offensive.

    • chris73
      chris73
      August 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I’d go with being an arrogant bongo (pet peeve is people who, on being told someones name, still gets it wrong)

      • OldFart
        OldFart
        August 13, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        I do that all the time. My memory is like a sieve. I will look at my watch for the time, then forget what time it was 2 seconds later and have to look again. I forget the names of people I’ve known for years, people who are important to me, who I consider friends. Judging people as “arrogant” when they forget names is like judging gay people because you don’t approve of their “lifestyle choice”.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          August 13, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

          But the thing is that Alice was corrected by Joyce merely seconds before getting it wrong again. And judging by how Billie used to be, if Alice was her best friend, then I’m pretty sure it was done in a haughty/mean-spirited way. Like, “you’re not important/popular enough for me to remember the name of”. She’s just deceptively nicer about it.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            August 13, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

            Yeah, some of us it takes 4 or 5 tries to get a name right, just ask my wife Bob…

          • Björn
            Björn
            August 13, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

            Also, odd choice of words. “It was INTERESTING seeing you again”, not “It was NICE seeing you again”. Take the hint, Billie.

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            August 13, 2014 at 9:23 am | #

            Perhaps Alice’s brain is preoccupied with the extreme discomfort of the situation.

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 13, 2014 at 10:54 am | #

          Idk… I read this as Alice purposely getting Walky’s name wrong… I don’t think she’s just forgetful

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            August 13, 2014 at 3:31 pm | #

            I think she just wasn’t paying attention because her mind is fully occupied with get me the hell out of here!

    • The Gorram Batguy
      The Gorram Batguy
      August 13, 2014 at 3:13 am | #

      My reading of this, maybe, is Alice is so shocked at Billie’s sudden, unwanted appearance that all of her mental energies are focused on trying to politely but quickly get rid of her, and she honestly has no brain power left over for processing new people’s names.
      “Divert all power to shields.”

  12. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    August 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky did manage to impress Dorothy’s parents, but how will he fair with Alice?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m pretty sure they’ve all failed already.

      • TheoC
        TheoC
        August 13, 2014 at 2:20 am | #

        Judging from Walky’s reaction, he’s 2 seconds away from “yeah, I’m going over there”, giving Alice (who has already finished her lunch) the opportunity to scram with a ” don’t want to keep you from your friends” (or “new friends” if she’s as bongoy as people claim) causing Billie to resume her slide towards the pit and maybe even blame Walky for it…

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          March 29, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          Oh my, the bongo filter even applied retroactively?

  13. Vex Godglove
    Vex Godglove
    August 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Alice seems like a lovely person. I foresee only positive things coming from this conversation.

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      …you got to be more clear on your sarcasm when typing out what your saying I almost thought you serous.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 13, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        I picked up on the sarcasm immediately. O_o

      • -Sentinel-
        -Sentinel-
        August 13, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        IMO, being deadpan is an important part of sarcasm. If you’re being too obvious (like, say, by using a [/sarcasm] tag or a smiley), it’s tantamount to ending a joke with: “Get it?”

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 13, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

          Ha! Good one. Of course I get it.

          • Mc
            Mc
            August 13, 2014 at 5:35 am | #

            How could anyone just let this perfectly good ‘that’s what she said’ go to waste?

      • Drunken Nordmann
        Drunken Nordmann
        August 13, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        The only way Vex could have conveyed the sarcasm even more clearly would have been a “SARCASM!” neon sign the size of Jupiter.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          August 13, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

          How do you toggle Jupiter size in HTML?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            August 13, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

            >marvin< Brain the size of a planet >/marvin<

            That way.

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    I do like how Billie is trying to include Walky and Joyce, instead of pushing them away, saying, “I found my REAL friend, get lost losers.”

    • fabforest
      fabforest
      August 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      that still pretty weird for Billy

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      She wants to give off popularity vibes. I mean, Alice brought a friend. Billie has two, so she wins.

      At least I think Alice brought a friend. He/she hasn’t done anything yet, and may be a dummy Alice takes everywhere so she can use the carpool lane.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Maybe it’s a Justin Case dummy, for women who want to feel secure when driving at night (it was a real thing).

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      August 13, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

      Baby steps, Billie.

  15. newllend
    newllend
    August 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Ah, I guess we judged Billie a little to soon yesterday when we thought we was going to go back to the old way she was.

  16. Vincent Storm
    Vincent Storm
    August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    It’s a trap!

  17. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Second panel Joyce dropping the wrong title.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      August 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Well, it wouldn’t exactly be polite to call him “Dumbing of Age”…

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 6:10 pm | #

        or Shortpacked!?

    • John
      John
      August 13, 2014 at 12:40 pm | #

      “It’s Walky! Joyce and Walky! Billie and I are Roomies!”

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        August 13, 2014 at 5:04 pm | #

        “…with Sal and Sarah respectively, not with each other.”

        • John
          John
          August 13, 2014 at 10:47 pm | #

          Joyce does kind of treat the whole suite like it were her room. None of this going three weeks without knowing who lives on the other side of the bathroom for her!

          Besides, it would be a very different comic if Joyce and Billie were Suiteies!

          Well, slightly different, anyway.

          • gwalla
            gwalla
            August 14, 2014 at 12:08 pm | #

            Diesel suities?

  18. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Maybe her old friends can see how much she’s reformed now and forgive her for being a drunken menace!

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 13, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      REFORMED !?

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 13, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        Yeah; she acknowledges people who she used to avoid association with as friends, are nicer to them than before, and (hopefully) she’s cutting down on all the drinking. I didn’t say she’s completely reformed (she’s wearing her high school colors in a display of wanting to relive the old days when she was more popular), and she’s trying to get into contact with former squadmates who obviously don’t want her around, but still; baby steps!

        • hurocrat
          hurocrat
          August 13, 2014 at 1:51 pm | #

          Unfortunately, many of her old friends are pretty much the way she used to be. That’s why they were friends, after all. What we see as “reformed”might well come across to them as debasing herself.

  19. chris73
    chris73
    August 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    and after wanting to smack Joyce upside her head the last couple of episodes she redeems herself in panel two

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      No offence, but she literally just introduced herself and Walky. Nothing particurally difficult or anything.

      • chris73
        chris73
        August 13, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        She just had a fight with Walky over religious differences and the possibility of being a lesbian and yet when introduced to someone new helps Walky out by saying his real name when she could have just as easily said nothing

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 13, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          It’s not like Walky wouldn’t have corrected her. It feels more like she’s organically using this as a segue so that she can introduce herself. And even if she did just wanna introduce Walky, I won’t say this redeems her.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      August 13, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

      I’d say it’s more an example or Joyce being her usually perky self. She loves making new friends!

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        August 13, 2014 at 9:21 am | #

        That raises an interesting point. Joyce is an extrovert who loves making new friends (something I definitely relate to; I’m one of the Lost Light’s biggest extroverts). However, Joyce’s parents acted as gatekeepers for whom she was allowed to be friends with until now. Joyce wants to be friends with everyone, while still expecting everyone to conform to her parents’ rigid standards. She basically has no way to read people, whether someone with hostile intent like Ryan, or a “mean girl” like Alice.

        Walky no doubt has bad memories of Alice as a “Queen Bee”, and is expecting nothing good to come of this. Too bad Billie is caught between her old life and new one, dragging Walky and Joyce along for the ride.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 13, 2014 at 2:24 pm | #

          I don’t think we really have any evidence that Alice is a “mean girl” or a “queen bee”.

          • Eukie
            Eukie
            August 13, 2014 at 2:46 pm | #

            Wally does seem to have an adverse reaction to seeing Alice (which could be for any number of reasons, admittedly), and the only other characterization we’ve been given of Billie’s cheerleading friends is from Walky, who described them as “that posse of cheerleaders who used to stuff me into lockers” or something to that effect.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              August 13, 2014 at 3:38 pm | #

              Personally I think there’s something refreshingly liberated about cheerleaders stuffing people into lockers themselves rather than waiting for some male jock to do it for them.

              • Swerve
                Swerve
                August 13, 2014 at 5:55 pm | #

                When a group of cheerleaders join together as one, there is nothing that can stop them from stuffing a scrawny high school student into his locker!

  20. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    So does Walky not like Alice because she’s actually maybe not so nice, or just because Billie ‘upgraded’ from Walky to Alice and he associates her with not being friends anymore?

    • sps48
      sps48
      August 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Alice isn’t nice, or lost a friend to DUI and knows about Billie, or both.

    • chris73
      chris73
      August 13, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      She got corrected about Walkys name and still got it wrong so she ignored Joyce and disrespected Walky so I’m guessing shes an arrogant bongo

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        That’s funny coming from a Billie grav

  21. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    August 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Wait why does my drugs look like…….Oh Shit!

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 13, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      They got the orders wrong! :O

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      August 13, 2014 at 4:43 pm | #

      EAT MOR PSILOCYBIN

  22. OldFart
    OldFart
    August 13, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Billie is like a drowning person, grabbing on to anyone she can in a desperate struggle to keep her head above water. Or else she’s just really happy and outgoing all the sudden. Probably the former.

  23. lurker
    lurker
    August 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    I believe this comment gives us the false confidence that Billie has finally reached that moment of development that we all crave. However, it looks like that this will quickly blow up in her face, and Billie will just as quickly regress.

  24. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Ah Billie. You were kicked off cheer squad for drunken driving, you haven’t seen Alice since HS, you didn’t even know she was attending the same college, and she is doing everything- but be outright rude- trying to make you see how uncomfortable she is around you.

    The only good thing here, is that you aren’t kicking Joyce and Walky to the curb. A very good thing, as you are going to need them.

    The ‘other’ girl at table?
    Well, it is Alice’s friend, and Alice knows Billie. So it is up to Alice to introduce her to Billie and she pretty obviously doesn’t want to do that. The ‘other’ girl has probably picked up on that, and is keeping her mouth shut, because what else can she do?

  25. Archivist
    Archivist
    August 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    It’s Walky! Joyce and Walky! (God I’m so sorry and predictable.)

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 13, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      Glad to know I’m not the only guy who caught that.

  26. DT
    DT
    August 13, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Wow, I did not see that coming.

  27. Cas
    Cas
    August 13, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

    *My* high school? Yeah, I don’t think Billie is really on her best friends list anymore or else she probably would have included her by saying *our* high school.

  28. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    August 13, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

    Three strikes, I’m guessing Alice is making herself scarce soon.

  29. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    August 13, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

    I’m sensing some highschoolesque drama approaching.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 13, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

      Good thing Sarah isn’t around.

      Oh shit, what if she were? Would she intervene or would she sit back and enjoy? Especially if Joyce were there.

      • fabforest
        fabforest
        August 13, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

        She would judge Alice as a bad infuence and warn Joyce

  30. Nono
    Nono
    August 13, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    Walky/Alice. Let’s make it a thing.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 13, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      Walice/Alicky seconded.

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 13, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

        A licky licky.

  31. Time Sage
    Time Sage
    August 13, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

    ….Why would lesbian willingly go to Chick-fil-a when deppresed. If someone tried to drag me there when I was deppresed, I’d probably clock em.

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      August 13, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      1 – Billie is not, as far as we know, a lesbian.

      2 – The Chick-fil-a boycott was successful. They don’t support those groups any more.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        August 13, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

        1 – She’s at least bi-curious.

        2 – Really? Yay! 😀

    • Sam
      Sam
      August 13, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

      Billy is more likely to be bisexual than a lesbian – she was willing to have sex with Danny for a compliment, and her current love interest is Ruth. So she swings both ways from our knowledge.

      And Chick-fil-a doesn’t support those groups anymore.

      • Darth
        Darth
        August 13, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

        Billy has been confirmed as being bisexual by Willis himself, if I’m not mistaken.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          August 13, 2014 at 3:55 pm | #

          One of Willis’ pet peeves is when commenters mistakenly identify Billie as a lesbian. She is bisexual, willing to throw herself at Danny or Ruth as the circumstances may arise.

          • Eukie
            Eukie
            August 13, 2014 at 5:16 pm | #

            Don’t you know? People’s sexuality are defined by their current sex life, which is why all single people are asexual. 😛

          • Time Sage
            Time Sage
            August 15, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

            To be fair, I haven’t read the entire archives so I didn’t know.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          August 13, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

          Yes. And I doubt Billie is even aware of Chick-fil-a’s anti-gay stance. It doesn’t seem like the kind of news she would pay attention to.

        • Narf
          Narf
          August 13, 2014 at 11:06 pm | #

          What tipped you off, the big picture Willis posted of her for Bisexual Awareness Day, or the fact that she’s into both dudes and ladies? 😛

  32. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    August 13, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    Has Willis previously posted panel 1 on tumblr? Looks familiar. Unless it’s just a character layout/arrangement he uses regularly.

    • wynne
      wynne
      August 13, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      It does feature Joyce boiled down to her essence.

  33. wynne
    wynne
    August 13, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

    Oh honey. A best friend tells you where they’re going to school.

  34. Bibulb
    Bibulb
    August 13, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

    Huh. Well, Billie seems to be moving SIDEWAYS (emotionally speaking), rather than my assessment of backsliding yesterday.

    So… good on her?

  35. Betty Anne
    Betty Anne
    August 13, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

    Okay, guys and gals, help a bro/sis out? I’m still a little Dina-esque (despite many years of trying to learn better) about understanding social interactions, and I want to make sure I’m reading the situation right here.

    Alice doesn’t want Billie around, but she never brought herself to break off the relationship before college officially…she just went to the same college as Billie and kind of hoped they’d never bump into each other, but alas. She also deliberately forgets Walky’s name, because the two of them didn’t get along in high school. (Walky says, “Oh. It’s Alice.” with an expression that says she’s one of the last people he wanted to see.) Alice is trying to get rid of the lot of them by the end of the strip, but only Walky is picking up on the hints, and it might just be his own dislike of Alice at work.

    Billie isn’t getting the hint, but maybe deliberately? She kind of looks afraid or something in all the panels, even though she’s saying words like Alice is a great friend and she wants Alice to meet Walky and Joyce. Maybe she’s inviting Walky and Joyce to Alice’s table as some kind of emotional support in case Alice gets more forceful with trying to make her leave? I’ve always taken, “Well, it was nice seeing you, but…” as a hint that I need to make myself scarce ASAP, so I’m having a hard time sorting this one out.

    Walky still seems confused about Billie’s behavior in the last panel. It’s like he’s still getting the sense that something’s very wrong with Billie, but he just doesn’t have the experience to sort it out, so he’s throwing out cracks about the chicken with the hopes someone will speak up with what’s wrong? Unless he honestly thinks there ARE hallucinogens in the breading…I’ve eaten caf food at college that made me wonder sometimes. .__.;

    • Orangey
      Orangey
      August 13, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

      I think you’ve got it all down, but with Walky in the last panel I think that’s just Walky being Walky. He doesn’t seem to particularly like Alice so instead of looking politely interested like Joyce, he’s more distracted by his chicken hahaa.

    • Sam
      Sam
      August 13, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

      Alice & Billie: The last page it seemed rather awkward for Alice to meet Billie again, but she honestly doesn’t say a word to Billie in this page – I’m thinking because it’s more like ‘I can at least tolerate her for a while, I might not run into her again after this so it won’t matter’.

      I’m not sure where you are getting that Billie looks scared though, she doesn’t look scared to me.

      Alice, Walky & Joyce: Walky seems to dislike Alice for some reason but it appears she barely remembers him – likely why she remembers him as ‘Wally’. However though she seems willing to tolerate Billie for a while, she outright ignores what Joyce says to her on purpose so that she can dismiss the two by saying ‘it was interesting seeing you again Wally but there aren’t enough chairs for you two as well’ – so she doesn’t have to meet or socialise with them.

      Walky in the last panel: Walky is confused because instead of dismissing Walky and Joyce and telling them to go away as she normally would when she has someone better to hang out with, Billie is telling them to bring over another table and chairs to hang out with them. He is making a sarcastic comment – he knows they don’t actually contain hallucinogens, but it indicates that he is finding Billie’s current behaviour baffling to the point that it seems like something he would only normally hallucinate.

      • hurocrat
        hurocrat
        August 13, 2014 at 8:39 am | #

        I don’t think he’s wondering about himself hallucinating Billie’s behaviour. He’s implying that Billie’s the one hallucinating if she thinks Alice is happy to see her.

        Or it could be both.

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 13, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

          Oh, I thought Walky was shocked Billie wanted him to sit with her and Alice, since right before he thought he had to make himself scarce while Alice and Billie are together.

          • hurocrat
            hurocrat
            August 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

            That could be, too. This is Walky, after all.

  36. Sam
    Sam
    August 13, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

    Billie telling Walky and Joyce to pull up a table TO sit with her instead of ignoring them as worthless when there is someone better?

    …Have I been eating hallucinogens that make webcomics appear to have characters say insane things that are the exact opposite of their normal behaviour?

    • Orangey
      Orangey
      August 13, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

      I know right! Show’s that Billie has grown as a character, so I’m reeeally hoping she makes the right decision over the next few pages, depending on how Alice behaves. Agh I’m too emotionally invested in these fictional characters oh my goodness

  37. Orangey
    Orangey
    August 13, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

    I think Walky says it all here with the “OH. It’s Alice.” right at the beginning, and then telling Joyce they should go sit somewhere else. Alice reeeeallly isn’t looking like a great person.

    Also Billie you’re not her best friend c’mon, don’t make this even more awkward arhgh.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      August 13, 2014 at 6:48 am | #

      Wll, if my assessment of the social hierarchy over there is correct, there isn’t much congruence between cheerleaders and people like Walky.

  38. Björn
    Björn
    August 13, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

    *Snicker* the phrase “It’s Walky” was used.

  39. Clif
    Clif
    August 13, 2014 at 2:27 am | #

    Or maybe Billie dislikes the fact that Alice and the group effectively dumped her and is intentionally inflicting Joyce and Walky on her to get revenge. After all her better mood came from watching Joyce and Walky committing mayhem on each other.

    • airyu
      airyu
      August 13, 2014 at 11:10 am | #

      I wish, but this is Billie, not Sarah…

  40. jbear
    jbear
    August 13, 2014 at 8:16 am | #

    salvation? or salIvation? hahahaha!!!!

    i’ve never eaten at chick fil a

    • jbear
      jbear
      August 13, 2014 at 8:17 am | #

      god dammit that just looks like a doulble L instead of an l then an i

  41. Kitkewl
    Kitkewl
    August 13, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

    It’s Walky. I see what you did there, Willis.

  42. lordhaw
    lordhaw
    August 13, 2014 at 9:02 am | #

    I don’t really get the Chick-Fil-A stuff…but I’m Canadian so I only know about what I’ve heard on the news regarding their anti-gay stances.

    • airyu
      airyu
      August 13, 2014 at 11:08 am | #

      They used to give money to anti-lgbt groups, but so many purple boycotted them that they stopped giving money to those groups

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        August 13, 2014 at 4:15 pm | #

        They’re also known for a line bovine superhero comics encouraging kids to “Eat Mor Chikin”. Linkara had a field day with them:
        http://atopthefourthwall.com/speed-steer-5/

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 13, 2014 at 6:04 pm | #

        until they didn’t actually stop giving anti-gay money

  43. Volkai
    Volkai
    August 13, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

    I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I suspect it’s going to be cringe-inducing.

  44. HentMas
    HentMas
    August 13, 2014 at 9:29 am | #

    I dreamt about this commic

    I was in college and your characters where my friends

    then I spent one half of my dream with my “friends” (Walky, Joe, Mike) convincing me that I had to stop being a nice guy and be kind of a jerk to attract the ladies

    then the other half I was actively trying to get girls by being a jerk until Dorothy needed help she passed out or something or another, I took her to her room, then she explained I was wrong to be acting like a jerk and just had to be my self, she hugged me… I left feeling much better about my self

    I am 28 years old, married with 3 kids… why am I dreaming of college again??

    • Rachel Roth
      Rachel Roth
      August 13, 2014 at 10:24 am | #

      Best years of your life?

      • Just A. Thinker
        Just A. Thinker
        August 13, 2014 at 1:53 pm | #

        Not that again. I look forward to colleague, but I sure hope that it won’t be the best years of my life. You have your life ahead! Why would time spent in school be best, and not time spent changing the world with what you’ve learned in school?

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          August 13, 2014 at 4:50 pm | #

          Autocorrect strikes again?

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          August 13, 2014 at 6:05 pm | #

          Maybe the same way spending money is fun until you get the credit card bill?

          [to quote a friend, “I have credit card! I’m rich for a month!”]

        • Rachel Roth
          Rachel Roth
          August 13, 2014 at 8:30 pm | #

          Because college you have a favorable imbalance of opportunities and responsibility.

  45. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    August 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm | #

    Billie is a Fallen Woman (In the DUI, no longer a cheer leader, can’t handle her fun sense.) I think Alice is protecting her popular, responsible, girl cred… politely… for the moment.

  46. Nylus
    Nylus
    August 13, 2014 at 2:58 pm | #

    To steal from Cinemasins, “It’s Walky” and roll credits… oh wait.

  47. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    August 13, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

    Oh no. I’ve seen this before.

  48. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 13, 2014 at 4:50 pm | #

    Joyce: “Actually, Jesus is mildly hallucinogenic.”

  49. Spamman
    Spamman
    August 13, 2014 at 4:57 pm | #

    Could also be going the other way though. Maybe Billie is including Joyce and Walky because she’s had the epiphany that they are better friends than Alice ever was and we are going to get backstory about the DUI or other things where Alice was an awful person and Billie is going to start going in the right direction now. (Yes, I’m being idiotically optimistic)

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 13, 2014 at 8:24 pm | #

      uhh, you know who writes this comic, don’t you

      😉

  50. Clarifer-Jones
    Clarifer-Jones
    August 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

    Joyce’s face in that last panel looks remarkably Faz-ish….

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 13, 2014 at 10:44 pm | #

      Faz has never looked that adorable.

  51. Regalli
    Regalli
    August 13, 2014 at 10:43 pm | #

    Let’s see… *Pats down the chair she’s sitting in* *Puts extra padding at the back* *Gets popcorn* *Buckles seatbelt* Yep, I’m as braced as possible for this incoming complete and utter trainwreck.

  52. m
    m
    August 13, 2014 at 11:04 pm | #

    It’s Walky!
    Nice to see how Joyce has warmed up to Walky. Seems like only yesterday she was saying she thought he was Native American because of his nickname. I thought from his pigment he looked like an India-Indian myself.

  53. EclipseMouse
    EclipseMouse
    August 14, 2014 at 11:55 pm | #

    Did no one else notice the Secret Reference to Willis’ Previous Comic in this? It’s Subtle, But that’s Willis for you…

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David M Willis!
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Serpexnessie🎨 @serpexnessie.com ⋅ 2d
🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
i love when mary worth is not having a normal one
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
Dumbing of Age: "Working out" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
yeah the subtle color difference is takaratomy films their identical product under warm lights
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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
For anyone who needs this gif tonight
Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason
a screenshot from King Kong vs Godzilla (1962) where a Japanese official says
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
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The Clones of Dr. Funkenbush @dochackenbush.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
Still from an episode of Columbo. He is is a restaurant kitchen next to a woman in red. Closed caption reads “That smells like beef. Is that beef?”
Same as before, Columbo in a kitchen with the woman in a red outfit. He’s leaning over the gas hob. Closed caption reads: “That’s beef.”
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Jason @jason1749.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Trying to talk myself out of making A Choice.
A t-shirt with several of Belle Batsfrey’s most insane faces. From MARY WORTH drawn by June Bridgman
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
boycotting Hasbro until they stop using semicolons like this
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
TYPICALLY featuring cheddar and parmesan? do you not know what you're putting in there????
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Optimus Prime broke down and cried on the set of "Transformers" (2007) due to the extensive use of green screen filming. He reportedly said, "This is not why I became an actor."
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Guys it's only $1.99!!!! DELUXE edition!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
A woman asks a clerk
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
So he's been playing Jiggly Ball.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Sneaking" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
jesus christ how many studio series leader class guys are there next year and the year after probably also
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
excuse me
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”
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Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
header image - Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
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Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
The Minnesota Democrat has been critical of other members of his party who are retreating at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and in Minnesota.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Hasbro making my customs real Part II! (Part I was Fangry)
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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Well, there it is
SS86 Devastator
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
look how incredibly photoshopped these lower legs are they definitely lassoed that lower leg color and desaturated it in post
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey look, ABS vs nylon vs paint perfect example in comparative light absorbing qualities
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
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preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Takara Transformers Dramatic Capture Series Decepticons Part 1 (Thundercracker & Reflector) is up for preorder at HLJ (¥13,950) - bit.ly/43uIcEm
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preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23613670... selling my titans return scorponok head (and his card, and grotusque's weapon)
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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I’m so happy for them
Masterpiece MPG Hauler teaser
MPG Hauler & MP Hound
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