SPECIAL HOLIDAY SALE EVENT THINGAROONIE
Every* order I get in the online store this week, from Right Now At Monday Update O’Clock to the Monday update seven days from now, will get a free character magnet included! Just thrown right in there. You can’t choose your magnet — it’ll be random — but, hey, free character magnet! Buy a book? Free magnet! Buy a buttload of books? Free magnet! Buy magnets? STILL A FREE ADDITIONAL MAGNET.
*does not include buying the links to Joyce and Walky! comics, because i can’t throw a magnet into an email