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Justify

by David M Willis on July 28, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The 'Do' List
└ Tags: ethan, jacob, joyce, mary, nautica

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    “so what are YOU trying to justify, you sack of wet badgers”

    • Streben
      Streben
      July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Hey now.
      The badgers didn’t deserve that comparison.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        July 28, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

        What about the mushrooms, or the snake?

        • LookingIn
          LookingIn
          July 28, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

          Both are actually enjoyed by people, Mary on the other hand…

          • Gojira
            Gojira
            July 28, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

            Even Mary could be enjoyed, with the right marinade. ftftftftftft.

            • LookingIn
              LookingIn
              July 28, 2017 at 2:26 am | #

              Everything tastes better with ketchup but consuming Mary may cause indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, bloating, gas…

              • morleuca
                morleuca
                July 28, 2017 at 5:45 am | #

                I think Mary could use a good consumption

            • StClair
              StClair
              July 28, 2017 at 2:51 am | #

              mary-nade?

        • JasonAW3
          JasonAW3
          July 28, 2017 at 9:31 am | #

          The mushrooms, maybe… But the snakes? they’re not even that low…

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        July 28, 2017 at 8:22 am | #

        On Wisconsin!

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    And she was all happy and friendly earlier.

    Maybe she took a heavy blow to the head off-panel somewhere?

    • Haven
      Haven
      July 28, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      I’m thinkin gas leak.

    • RandomDude
      RandomDude
      July 28, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      We can only hope. Bludgeoning the far-right is cool and good, and it should be done more often.

      • Mr. Bulbmin
        Mr. Bulbmin
        July 28, 2017 at 2:25 am | #

        Hey hey hey.

        Let me edit that.

        Bludgeoning the shitheads is all well and good.

        Don’t leave any out. The far right aren’t the only ones who need a good clubbing with a crowbar.

      • JasonAW3
        JasonAW3
        July 28, 2017 at 9:33 am | #

        The far right, maybe, but right leaning? Not so much…

      • Chris
        Chris
        July 28, 2017 at 1:50 pm | #

        The far right? Why does everyone always assume the conservatives are consistently the enemy. Wasn’t LBJ the one who pushed his “guns and butter” policies, further entrenching us in Vietnam? Wasn’t it Jimmy Carter who crashed our economy and promoted the “crisis of confidence”, followed by the Iran hostage crisis (which we had to clean up with the Iran Contra scandal)?

        This is the one complaint I have for this webcomic: there’s too much of this fascist liberal propaganda, comparing conservatives to fascists (which has been going on since at least the counter-culture movement of the 60s).

        If the politics were taken out of the Ryan arc (which is more than reasonable, seeing how Ted Bundy gave OSU’s campus a run for it’s money).

        Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of fundamentalist religious nuts and warhawks who wear Wal-Mart American flag t-shirts, and they tow an overly-simplified view of federalist, conservative, and libertarian positions. However, to outright attack anyone of a conservative bent is ridiculous.

        Certainly, the story could be even more interesting if Joyce’s transformation as a growing, independent woman involved finding a blend of Judeo-Christian fundamentals, the Greek empirical philosophers, and elements across the political spectrum that fit her personal truth. Why not make her take a few philosophy courses?

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          July 28, 2017 at 2:23 pm | #

          Because today it’s conservatives who want to dump millions of people off of health care just to give rich people a tax break.

          It’s conservatives who fought to block same sex marriage.

          It’s conservatives who want to force transgender people to use the wrong bathroom, forbid them from competing in athletics while in school, and bar them from serving in the military.

          It’s conservatives who maintain that the Constitution doesn’t protect against discrimination against LGBT people. They’re the ones voting down laws aimed at making that protection explicit.

          It’s conservatives insisting that our law enforcement agencies and local police don’t need to change, despite all of the innocent people getting murdered by them, with the perpetrators going free because they have a badge.

          It’s conservatives insisting we need to ban refugees and immigrants based on their religion, while insisting that it’s Christianity that’s under attack.

          It’s conservatives who are declaring science itself as their enemy, because they want to keep their heads in the sand about climate change, happy to let future generations suffer. And because they want THEIR views on evolution and sex ed to be taught as fact.

          Nobody is vilifying them. They’re doing it to themselves.

          • N0083rp00F
            N0083rp00F
            July 28, 2017 at 3:02 pm | #

            What health care? What the states has is mandatory Health Insurance.
            Medicare is where the money should have gone instead of into the pockets of the middlemen [aka the 0.1%]
            Peoples Lives are literally being held ransom by Speculative Investors these days.

            Also the whole “It’s conservatives” thing …. ugh.

            I am a conservative, ie fiscally restrained etc etc responsible government etc etc.

            What most call conservative in the United Staes of America is a full blown 1984 double-think with some Brazil, Clockwork Orange mixed in like some weird kind of Koolaid.
            It is full blown dysfunctional corporate fascism and it looks to be getting worse in all sectors of society and the economy.

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              July 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm | #

              Even by their own estimates, not ONE version of the bill they’re trying to pass would have INCREASED access to care. The best estimate would have “only” uninsured 10 million people. Nobody denies that what we have now isn’t good enough, but it’s sure as hell better than what the GOP has been proposing.

              If it weren’t for conservatives – or “conservatives” if that’s easier on your delicate feelings – we would have had single payer back in 2010. If you’re not like them, that’s fucking wonderful.

          • BigGuy
            BigGuy
            July 28, 2017 at 4:09 pm | #

            John McCain holds the ideas I’d define as conservatism and he just gave a massive middle finger to the Republican Party. Conservatism is not about denying rights and discriminating against others, it is about ensuring that each step taken is the correct one and being respectful of the level of power that government has over private citizens.

            Remember also that you are biased. There are many good things that conservatives do to promote job growth, enable the country to thrive, and protect the rights of certain groups. You just don’t think about them because you’re focused on the groups they don’t protect and the people they don’t promote. Guess what honey – conservatives are in the same boat. It’s 100% perspective.

            You and others who agree with your little diatribe there need to go and meet real conservatives and TALK TO THEM. You CANNOT have a deep understanding of someone’s political beliefs from a BULLET POINT LIST WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO HATES THE SUBJECT MATTER. Imagine if I tried to delineate trans rights in the same way you just scathingly denounced everything that “conservatives” believe. Spoiler: I’d get banned.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 28, 2017 at 4:22 pm | #

              Note that this digression started with damning the “far right”, which was blurred neatly into “conservatives are being blamed”.

              Problem is, it’s that far right that’s dominating conservative politics these days. Get me a sane moderate conservative party and we can talk. (By many standards of course, we already have one. It’s called the Democratic Party.)

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              July 28, 2017 at 4:41 pm | #

              Lol, oh my god. Shush.

              I have personally argued against the idea that ALL conservatives are bad, and that conservatism is inherently bad on this very site. I’m well aware that there are many conservatives who voted for Hillary because they preferred a president they disagreed with over one who was unfit for office.

              But I was responding to Chris, and they were the one who saw “the far right” and equated it with ALL conservatives. I was explaining the things actual conservatives are doing which cause people to have negative reactions to them.

              Chris was also the one complaining about “fascist liberal propaganda, comparing conservatives to fascists”. Without irony, somehow. I’m still laughing about that.

              Btw, that comparison is a dramatically false equivalence. People don’t choose to be trans. There aren’t millions of trans people out there who voted a bigot into office who is actively trying their damnedest to harm marginalized people.

              I will totally concede the “not all conservatives” point, but holy crap, have some self-awareness. Conservatism is a political ideology, not some oppressed minority group, ffs

            • Halpful
              Halpful
              July 28, 2017 at 5:44 pm | #

              “honey”? you’re starting to get rude and condescending. could you, like… not?

            • pjeseb
              pjeseb
              July 28, 2017 at 6:48 pm | #

              Hey, BigGuy, here’s an idea: my dad and my stepmom proudly support every one of the items on Captor’s bullet point list. How about you come over to their house and explain to them exactly how they do not qualify as “real conservatives?”

              According to you, everyone I have ever met in real life that identifies as a conservative is not a “real” conservative. So, where do I have to go to meet these “real” conservatives in-person?

            • Liliaeth
              Liliaeth
              July 30, 2017 at 6:13 pm | #

              When have republicans ever done anything to promote job growth. And no, giving tax breaks to rich people, and trying to get rid of minimum wage would NOT promote job growth.

              When have republicans actually helped the economy in the past thirty years? Since the record shows that over and over, it’s republicans who screw up the economy worldwide. Republican states tend to be worst off economically, exactly because it’s a proven fact that republican ideas on the economy do NOT work.

        • Jay Carr
          Jay Carr
          July 28, 2017 at 4:40 pm | #

          I just…I just have to ask. Was this intentionally ironic or…or somethign else?

          >…there’s too much of this fascist liberal propaganda, comparing conservatives to fascists

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      July 28, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

      What if it’s Mary’s not evil twin?

      • thebombzen
        thebombzen
        July 28, 2017 at 6:06 am | #

        Like from Spirited away!

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      July 28, 2017 at 1:30 am | #

      It could be, maybe she is like Goku: one huge hit and she forgot she was supposed to destroy humanity.

    • Bean
      Bean
      July 28, 2017 at 1:33 am | #

      I have a theory about Mary and Rapist D-Bag that would not be pleasant at all, but may explain her happiness since D-Bag got stabbed.

    • LookingIn
      LookingIn
      July 28, 2017 at 2:27 am | #

      She is secretly strangling a puppy behind her back

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 28, 2017 at 3:09 am | #

        And her kindness will continue tapering off until said puppy has been devoured.

  3. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    In TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN which is AWESOME, btw, they have Cooper escape the Black Lodge to go after his doppelganger has been wrecking havoc for 25 in his body. Given this is multiverse, it makes sense Original Mary has either been replaced or became her original self a.k.a Good Mary. I assume that Evil Mary has been returned to the dimension from which she came.

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      July 28, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      Is that what Cooper’s been doing? Huh. In the version I’ve been watching, he’s just been stumbling around with a dazed look on his face and repeating the last few words that anyone says to him.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

        I believe David Lynch is having revenge on his audience for FIRE WALK WITH ME by saying, “So, you wanted back Cooper? Well, here is he, except he won’t actually be back until Episode 18 and probably in the last 2 minutes!” I’m ready to riot about the lack of Audrey too.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 28, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

          It was startling at first but I’m enjoying TP’s slow burn nature. Plus, the craziness is really ramping up.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            July 28, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

            My favorite moment so far was the Mystery of the Golden Shovels which turned out to be a scam to bilk conspiracy theorist listeners out of their money.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              July 28, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

              That was pretty goofy. It’s the little absurdities I appreciate.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      July 28, 2017 at 12:43 am | #

      Um. Spoilers? 😐

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

        It’s in the first episode. David Lynch is crazy that way.

    • JasonAW3
      JasonAW3
      July 28, 2017 at 9:34 am | #

      Her butt?

  4. Andy
    Andy
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    I hate Mary even more here. Just. So much. She’s planning something.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

      You’re severely overreacting. She’s literally doing nothing but condemning a rapist, right now.

      • DSL
        DSL
        July 28, 2017 at 1:42 am | #

        … with a soupcon of hypocrisy in the “Using their faith to justify anything” part, though it’s a stretch to say Ryan.was doing that, more like using his association with a trusted authority figure (in the abstract as we know.nothing of his father, the father) to con his way into a position of advantage to exploit.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 28, 2017 at 2:18 am | #

          I thought “soupçon” was some newfangled made-up jargon. Naturally, it’s just French.

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            July 28, 2017 at 3:56 am | #

            Actually, all French is newfangled jargon. They do it to mess with people.

            • Abel Undercity
              Abel Undercity
              July 28, 2017 at 4:17 am | #

              There is actually no such country as France. The so-called “French” pretend there is and then giggle en masse when our backs our turned, at how epically they’re trolling the rest of the world.

              I mean, the escargot thing was a dead giveaway, and they still can’t believe that nobody caught on.

              • strictly speaking
                strictly speaking
                July 28, 2017 at 7:35 am | #

                Nah. That’s just a distraction from the fact that the American continent never existed. Columbus actually did hit Japan when he sailed west, and all “Americans” actually live in some unknown region of Siberia and have made up an entire country.

                I mean, it’s not like they even bothered to make up an actual culture to go with the country, so that’s a dead giveaway.

                • Ecostarr
                  Ecostarr
                  July 28, 2017 at 10:24 am | #

                  There once was a snail that loved to race cars. When he was old enough, he bought a car and painted a big “S” on it, so that everyone would know that the snail was driving a really fast car. Over time, people would point at the snail’s car as it sped by and say “Look at that S Car Go.”

                  Sorry, I had to.

            • Makkabee
              Makkabee
              July 28, 2017 at 9:46 am | #

              “Actually, all French is newfangled jargon.”

              It really is. Charlemagne hated it, and complained that he wished people would speak proper Latin or Frankish (which sounded like a really archaic form of Dutch) instead of that weird degenerate hybrid.

              • Khno
                Khno
                July 28, 2017 at 3:43 pm | #

                To be fair all languages are newfangled jargon.
                And I’m not sure it was Charlemagne who wanted latin/frankish. More his scholars, if I remember it well enough from Saenger’s Space between words.

        • SeanR
          SeanR
          July 28, 2017 at 10:16 am | #

          She’s blind to her own hypocrisy.
          That just seems so…likely.
          That always makes me worry about what I’m overlooking in myself.

          • Halpful
            Halpful
            July 28, 2017 at 6:02 pm | #

            *agos*

            that’s why it’s important for everyone to reflect on their actions now and then. just, remember that amber’s way is not a healthy way 🙂 human imperfections are generally better solved with kindness, compassion and sane boundaries, *especially* when dealing with your own mind.

    • Mephron
      Mephron
      July 28, 2017 at 11:45 am | #

      I had the idea now that she found out about Stabface and it put a bit of a shock into her, finding out that a pastor’s son could go so wrong, and she’s had some insight into her own failings as a follower of her faith. And trying first to fix herself before trying to apologize for her meanness of spirit.

      Maybe it could happen! On this Day Of Great Devotion, I want to see the good in people.

      (Thirty years ago, Rick Astley promised he was never going to give us up or let us down, and he’s kept to that.)

  5. TheOthin
    TheOthin
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    I was all prepared to be mad after her first sentence and now I’m just confused again.

    • Laladoria
      Laladoria
      July 28, 2017 at 5:23 am | #

      Yeah, me too. I was here thinking “Oh, she’s gonna defend him.”

      First she was nice to Carla, and now this.

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        July 28, 2017 at 3:06 pm | #

        She must be on some new meds.

  6. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    July 28, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Ah damn, Mary flipped the script! Script flip!

  7. DinaWho
    DinaWho
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Seriously wondering what’s up with Mary at this point.

    • Undrave
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      July 28, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

      Maybe she saw the stabbing and got traumatized?

      • smashman42
        smashman42
        July 28, 2017 at 2:38 am | #

        Nar, she’s been weird since before that. It seemed like it was joy at what happened to Ruth at first, but hasn’t there been a week since that happened now? Mary acting decent is freaking me the hell out!

        • CoMa
          CoMa
          July 28, 2017 at 5:32 am | #

          I think it was half a week – about three days was the time jump, wasn’t it?
          But yeah, she has been like that before that, so something has to be up.

        • NotPiffany
          NotPiffany
          July 28, 2017 at 7:55 am | #

          Either she’s up to something, or every pastor in town has asked her to put a sock in it because she’s driving down their attendance.

        • DinaWho
          DinaWho
          July 28, 2017 at 11:54 pm | #

          That seemed to be forced-nice from Billie, at least imo. She was evilly gleeful last chapter about Ruth’s return, but this seems different. The being nice to Carla could be part of a nefarious scheme (since Carla’s been one of her targets previously), but this doesn’t fit as well.

    • Flakky
      Flakky
      July 28, 2017 at 3:55 pm | #

      She became self-aware and knows she’s in a webcomic now, and wants to ruin the webcomic by removing all drama and solving everyone’s problems.

    • firestk
      firestk
      July 30, 2017 at 5:57 pm | #

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

  8. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Wow, you don’t say.

  9. wheelpath
    wheelpath
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Ahh yes, the old bad person says agreeable thing but that doesn’t make you hate the bad person less, because no one is 100% evil but coming out of them, it doesn’t feel good at all

    • Joy
      Joy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

      She’s saying that with a straight face, and I’m mostly confused. It’s coming off as more of a lack of self-awareness to me. But, I’ve been historically thrown off by that type of thing often with manipulators, so take that with a grain of salt i suppose.

  10. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Mary best character? Is that what’s about to happen?

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 28, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      I doubt it, but still she could try to fix her mistakes by stopping being a jerk.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:16 am | #

      What, just now? I guess everyone’s a late adopter for something.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 2:44 am | #

      N…No? Not at all?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 28, 2017 at 6:39 am | #

      It’s a trick. Get an axe.

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        July 28, 2017 at 3:08 pm | #

        A Paul Reed Smith Santana?

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          July 28, 2017 at 7:35 pm | #

          I got that. I am so proud of myself.

  11. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Agh, the lack of self awareness is creating a singularity, escape while you can!

  12. kyojikasshu
    kyojikasshu
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh, shut the hell up, Mary.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:17 am | #

      Bit uncalled for.

  13. Danni
    Danni
    July 28, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    mary was replaced with a skrull!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 28, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      Good.

    • Devilish Nerd
      Devilish Nerd
      July 28, 2017 at 12:27 am | #

      Now I’m conflicted. Because if Mary was replaced by a Skrull that’s a good thing I dislike Mary. But Skrulls are also evil beings seeking to invade Earth. But I think the Skrulls are probably an improvement from Mary

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 28, 2017 at 1:19 am | #

        Hostile alien takeover, or one unpleasant college girl? That’s a tough comparison.

        • DSL
          DSL
          July 28, 2017 at 8:57 am | #

          It can be difficult to tell one from the other, I’ll grant you that.

      • EvilMidnightLurker
        EvilMidnightLurker
        July 28, 2017 at 1:23 am | #

        The Skrulls’ god is a fair sight worse than Fundie Light Bulb.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        July 28, 2017 at 3:46 pm | #

        There’s been at least two skrulls and a half-skrull IIRC that weren’t evil, which suggests that the evil thing is not an inherent trait, but rather the percieved norm based on the perspectives of non-skrulls and the actions of skrull leaders and military.

      • DrWattson
        DrWattson
        July 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm | #

        I, for one, welcome our new Skrull overlords.

  14. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    On a Doyleist versus Watsonian approach, is the character of Mary better being a one-dimensional fundamentalist stooge who represents all that’s worst in religion or is it better that she might be able to re-evaluate her life or show layers? I don’t want Mary to be ever justified for her treatment of Carla and transphobia but I admit I wonder if Willis could redeem her like Ruth despite Mary being a bigot versus “just” a bully.

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      July 28, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Nothing will ever, ever justify the way she treated Carla and Ruth. But, were this real life and not a comic, well–occasionally people change, see the error of their ways and become better people.

      I don’t think we’ll see that happen here though, it’d need more time than we have. I doubt we’ll ever even see the end of freshman year.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

        Mind you, we have had Ruth and now presumably Joe change. The title is about the mistakes people make and how they cope with them. Robin, for example, TRIED to change and just found out it wasn’t possible. She didn’t even get a heroic moment where she proved instrumental in taking down Not-Ryan. HOWEVER, she did TRY.

        • Rangifer
          Rangifer
          July 28, 2017 at 6:11 am | #

          You hit on something here that’s pretty interesting to me: I feel like Ruth’s apology session in particular deserves analysis in the context of the comic as a whole.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          July 28, 2017 at 9:34 am | #

          Ruth and Joe aren’t anywhere near the nature or magnitude of Mary’s awfulness, and even then, neither changed in a day. Joe has barely changed at all yet.

          Mary’s awfulness came from hateful beliefs so entrenched that she actually got angry at Billie for suggesting that she should feel bad nearly bullying Ruth to suicide. So entrenched that when the entire floor turned on her for that, she was actually surprised. So entrenched that she immediately announced her intention of resuming that bullying the same day Ruth got back from the hospital.

          Simply getting to the point where she might accept the possibility that she may have done anything bad would be a dramatic shift in her personality. Actually getting to the point of becoming a decent person would require years for her.

          Maybe she can manage becoming less evil, but I’m not gonna hold my breath

    • Just Karen
      Just Karen
      July 28, 2017 at 12:42 am | #

      I feel it’s better to show people getting better rather than just always being assholes. Her treatment of Carla was very familiar to me – in some ways I’m very similar to Jocelyn- but people I knew that reacted poorly to my coming out have since become better people.

      (Incidentally, CT, I love your work.). (Willis, yours to.). (I wish I had time to write.)

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

        Cool! Thank you! Working on three new books now.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

      I mean, we had points in the Walkyverse where Mary appeared to be heading for redemption, although it never seemed fully established. And it took years, in a fictional universe whose passage of time matched our own.

      Even then, “Fundamentalist Girl stops being so judgemental” is already part of Joyce’s character in this universe, so it might be redundant for Mary to take that path.

      Of course, it could be framed as an Accountability Arc, where Mary isn’t really redeemed but instead acknowledges that she’s done terrible things and must accept that people won’t immediately welcome her with open arms. Although we’re already getting plenty of that with Ruth, Joe and Robin.

    • Rangifer
      Rangifer
      July 28, 2017 at 5:43 am | #

      This has occurred to me too, since I’d love to see a character development arc for Mary. I think Willis could put a great deal of complexity into her character without necessarily going for either redemption or accountability. Then again, it’d be interesting to see how exactly an accountability arc might play out. After all, it’s… well, it’s Mary, for crying out loud.

      • lola_rora
        lola_rora
        July 28, 2017 at 6:50 am | #

        Though I do agree that it is possible Mary has gone through some character development, I think it much more likely that she’s just against rape. You can be a terrible bigot and still have some reasonable opinions about right and wrong. You wouldn’t expect her to support a serial killers, for example, just because they go to church.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 28, 2017 at 7:05 am | #

        That’s what I’d be more interested in seeing. It’s quite possible for a villain to become more than one-dimensional, while still staying a villain.

    • NotPiffany
      NotPiffany
      July 28, 2017 at 8:00 am | #

      Is it possible for a bigot to pull their head out of wherever it was previously lodged and become a better person? Absolutely. Do I believe it happened off-panel? No. Why would Willis spontaneously change a character’s personality when he could have the change happen on-panel and milk it for tasty, tasty drama?

    • Flakky
      Flakky
      July 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm | #

      A lot of this webcomic is about people realizing that they are wrong about either other people or their beliefs. They grow and learn through this realization and dealing with it.

      Now if trying to put the audience through such an experience, Mary could be the best candidate.

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Is Mary aware of the words that are coming out of her face hole?

  16. A lone shoggie
    A lone shoggie
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    I have never wanted anyone to suffer the same fate they did in the Walkyverse as I do Mary.

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    *breaks a record of “Along Comes Mary”*
    *looks for something else to play*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 28, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

      *remembers it was U2 playing last time Mary was on-screen*

      *sets U2 collection on SHUFFLE*

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 28, 2017 at 3:48 am | #

      I suggest “Jesus he knows me”.

      • Bucket
        Bucket
        July 28, 2017 at 7:55 am | #

        Thank you for the earworm!

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      July 28, 2017 at 6:29 pm | #

      How about “The Pot,” by Tool.

  18. Brian K. Pittman
    Brian K. Pittman
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Mary’s broken. Someone call the Christian repair department!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:23 am | #

      Bah, they’re useless. All they do is pray for their imaginary spirit to do the work, then protest outside your house when it doesn’t work.

      • Brian K. Pittman
        Brian K. Pittman
        July 28, 2017 at 4:01 am | #

        And if all else fails, they’ll throw the book at the problem. Just chuck the Bible straight at their head. Concussions make brainwashing easier.

  19. chris2315
    chris2315
    July 28, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Okay, what is going on? Did someone kidnap Mary and brainwash her? If that happened, we need to know who did it so we can properly celebrate their heroism.

    • Some1
      Some1
      July 28, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      What if it was Ryan?

      • pjeseb
        pjeseb
        July 28, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

        In that case, “celebrate their heroism” will quickly become a new favorite euphemism among the DoA readership.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          July 28, 2017 at 3:50 pm | #

          The sentence: “We celebrated him right off the roof.” just passed through my mind.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      July 28, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

      She’s back on her meds.

      • Some1
        Some1
        July 28, 2017 at 1:22 am | #

        If that was the case it would put her character in a whole new perspective. I would say that Ruth should have known that Mary needed to be on medication, but I could totally see Ruth blowing off looking through the students files

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          July 28, 2017 at 2:06 am | #

          Ooh, that’s… entirely possible. She does seem to be concealing cut wrists, so it’s entirely possible that she’s been having mental health issues thus far.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            July 28, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

            Of course her wrists are cut. How else was she gonna get the data drive out?

          • Emperor Daniel
            Emperor Daniel
            July 28, 2017 at 2:56 am | #

            She’s not wearing anything on her wrists.

            • MatthewTheLucky
              MatthewTheLucky
              July 28, 2017 at 3:57 am | #

              Ah, didn’t notice the outfit ditched the wristbands.

          • Cephalo the Pod
            Cephalo the Pod
            July 28, 2017 at 2:56 am | #

            No, we’ve seen her wrists.

            • dalniente
              dalniente
              July 29, 2017 at 2:51 pm | #

              We really haven’t, though. Not enough for us to be sure she isn’t hiding something. I just went back through all the comics tagged “Mary,” and the only times she’s been without her wristbands were when she was wearing a long-sleeved shirt and a shirt with long-ish sleeves. Maybe that counts? Cuts heal; if she was trying to stop, she might have made it to a point that they were subtle enough to wear three-quarter sleeves.

              Either way, I don’t know if it means anything specific, or if I just missed something, but…she wears them when she brushes her teeth. The time Billie walked in on her when Mary was in her underwear, the only other clothes Mary had on were her wristbands. So I don’t know.

        • CJ
          CJ
          July 28, 2017 at 2:48 am | #

          Actually, no, I don’t see Ruth skipping reading student’s files. And we know she read Billies (therefore knowing Billie was alcoholic).

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            July 28, 2017 at 1:16 pm | #

            That, and if you want a reputation for being Ruthless, it does help to have as much information you can on your floor.

            In any case, Mary would not in a million years be “on meds” for displaying bigoted behaviour; because said behaviour is perfectly acceptable and even encouraged in her local society.

            And even if it wasn’t accepted, there aren’t any serious reports claiming that bigotry is in itself a psychiatric condition that needs psychiatric style treatment.

            And I’m saying all this knowing that jeffep most likely just meant to make an offhand joke comment. Because if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s killing jokes by deconstructing them completely.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      July 28, 2017 at 7:38 pm | #

      Maybe her last “praying to Jesus” session triggered such a strong orgasm she is still tripping on the endorphins.

  20. mouthsoap
    mouthsoap
    July 28, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    JOYCE SAID A WORD

  21. Shiro
    Shiro
    July 28, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Awwwwwhyeah, paladin Joyce is best Joyce. Friend is all torn up inside? (Well, understatement, but) This will not stand! Help friend!

    Granted, Joyce is in no way qualified to give the kind of help Amber needs, but it’s a good impulse. And maybe being told she did a really good thing will…help somewhat?

    The steely look just makes it, too.

    (Also eeeeeeeeeee she’s hanging out with Jacob my otp)

  22. Miguel
    Miguel
    July 28, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MARY!!!!!!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:25 am | #

      She quit being intolerable for five seconds. Shocker, I know, but people can do that.

      • Some1
        Some1
        July 28, 2017 at 1:29 am | #

        She has before, I would be much more weirded out if Blaine started acting nice.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 28, 2017 at 3:49 am | #

      I’m thinking she realized that she was on everyone’s shit list, and needs to put on a facade of decency before she can get away with crap again.

  23. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    July 28, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Well hello there, Pot. You’re looking mighty black today.

  24. Bedovian
    Bedovian
    July 28, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    That sound you heard was the irony of her own words flying over Mary’s head at Mach 3.

  25. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 28, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    I’m not sure what Amber needs is to be lauded for slashing up Ryan, even though I’m with Dorothy in that, intellectually, I’m all with her having gone all Jason Voorhees.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 28, 2017 at 7:33 am | #

      Absolutely she does. It’s thinking she’s nothing but a rage monster that’s tearing her apart now. She needs to know that not only are they grateful for what she did, but they’re not afraid of the “crazy stabby girl”, like Mike was so kind as to reinforce in her brain.
      And we see that here: They’re not afraid of her, they’re grateful and concerned.

  26. Keulan
    Keulan
    July 28, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    I’m still wondering what the fuck is going on with Mary. Did she get replaced with her good clone or something?

    • Ferdinand Rosenthal
      Ferdinand Rosenthal
      July 28, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

      That would explain the white.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 28, 2017 at 1:27 am | #

        Good lord, they whitewashed the white girl! They know not what they do.

  27. Kris
    Kris
    July 28, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Mary’s the best character in this comic now! She’s become self aware!

    • woobie
      woobie
      July 28, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      Personal experience!

    • a4lbi
      a4lbi
      July 28, 2017 at 12:36 am | #

      Skynet became self-aware too AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED (or didn’t) .

    • James
      James
      July 28, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

      Honestly this strikes me more as a staggering display of a LACK of self-awareness than anything

  28. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 28, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Seriously, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MARY?

    I need to know this.

    Also, not sure if she’s done this before, but Joyce is dropping the word ‘shit’ now huh? Oh my.

    Also, if you’re American – you might want to call your senators about this healthcare nonsense. Like, right now.

    • Kris
      Kris
      July 28, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      Just saying…..I think it’s better if she stays like this and we never know. Whatever the reason is won’t be satisfying. Like do we really need to know exactly what happened to Ryan? Him getting his ass kicked is enough. Mary being nice for no reason is funny. Just my opinion anyway. It probably won’t last though.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 28, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

        Because I don’t trust Mary being nice not to be part of some trick.

        • Kris
          Kris
          July 28, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

          See that would bum me out cause then all this is filed under typical Mary bullshit and the last few weeks of nice Mary are cheapened. Although that’s believable as a thing so I guess I can’t be mad if it happens.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 28, 2017 at 7:35 am | #

            “nice is different than good”

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      July 28, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

      I think Mary is trying to pretend to be concerned, to be included in the conversation because she’s nosy as hell, but she only sees the world through Jesus glasses, so calling Ryan ( in essense) a bad Christian is all she’s got. That, and she’s trying to distance Ryan from Christianity, because even she can’t put a rosy Jesus-spin on what he did and he’s P.K., which in some way insulates him from No True Christian.

      • Koms
        Koms
        July 28, 2017 at 2:14 am | #

        This seems like the most likely explanation.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

      Don’t see what’s so scandalous about “shit” specifically when it comes to Joyce. She’s been peppering in swears ever since Bk6Ch1.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 28, 2017 at 3:01 pm | #

        Because most of her swearing has been hell or damn. She said shit in front of her mom though, so it doesn’t matter. Not scandalous, more like a character note.

  29. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    July 28, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce’s motto is “you *will* be hugged” ‹3

  30. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    July 28, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    Uh.

    What?

  31. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 28, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    Strong – but justified – words, Joyce.

    I’m going nuts just wondering what gives about Mary.

  32. Whatevsman
    Whatevsman
    July 28, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    … k, so i’ve been late a few nights, may have not bothered to look back, did something happen to mary?

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      July 28, 2017 at 8:13 am | #

      Not so far as we’ve been made aware of, yet? It’s throwing us all for a bit of a loop.

  33. Dana
    Dana
    July 28, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Mary is scaring me.

  34. Rambling Idiot
    Rambling Idiot
    July 28, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Any moment now Mary is going to take off her face mask while everyone’s guard is down and turn out to actually be Ryan.

    • Rambling Idiot
      Rambling Idiot
      July 28, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      Then Ryan will take off his mask and it will turn out to just be one of the Globetrotters or something.

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 28, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

        and then everyone in Birdman’s office laughs.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          July 28, 2017 at 2:09 am | #

          Ha-ha!

  35. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 28, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    I think that Mary isn’t like going to turn out to be this great person, so much as she has SOME limits. This is like Joker telling off Red Skull, not a face turn entirely.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      July 28, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

      Crazy theory: Ryan is the son of HER pastor and this is causing her to re-evaluate a lot of his speeches.

  36. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 28, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

    Let’s all post our insane theories for why Mary’s behavior has changed. Mine is she’s actually the new Female Doctor’s companion who took her on a year and a half of space travel that reorientated her worldview. The Doctor took her back within 2 days and she’s now trying to make amends.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 28, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

      Okay, who’s familiar with the “Avril Lavigne is dead” conspiracy theory? Basically, it’s that Avril Lavigne had a look a like to help distract the paparazzi from herself. Then, around 2003/2004/dates may vary, the real Avril Lavigne died, and her look a like took over and has been her ever since.

      So

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

        What’s notable is Mary’s face is lacking its usual EVIL SNEER. It’s like the Joker frowning.

        It’s unsettling.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          July 28, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

          Yeah, it feels oddly genuine in a way she hasn’t really been in a long time. Which is… something. Maybe good, maybe bad, but it’s definitely something.

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 28, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        “Paul is dead”, nothing is new.

        Sounds like old fans trying to cope with their favorite artist/idol changing (as most people do over time).

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 28, 2017 at 12:44 am | #

        For those of us who are MUCH older, think “Paul is dead” tinfoil hat theory. Or the “Elvis was kidnapped by aliens” theory to explain the Fat Elvis.

    • Dalben
      Dalben
      July 28, 2017 at 12:43 am | #

      Insane theory: While she’s a jerk in many ways she genuinely is against rape, assault, and murder and is glad Ryan was stopped. Mary thinks Ryan is genuinely evil and only pretending to be a Christian and she thinks she herself is genuinely good and not merely justifying thing with her faith. Thus she thinks her comment is a perfectly normal thing to say and everyone else is thinking don’t you do the same thing (albeit not to the point of attempted murder she’s a jerk not a psychopath)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 28, 2017 at 7:42 am | #

        Yeah, she just tries to do her murders with words against suicidally depressed targets. She’d never murder with a knife.

        Nor was this one of those (attempted) rapes that can easily be explained away as not rape because it’s all the girl’s fault somehow. Drugs and then attacks with a knife.

        So it’s easy for her to cast herself on the good side here, as you suggest.

        • Flakky
          Flakky
          July 28, 2017 at 4:19 pm | #

          Words are not as clumsy or random as a knife. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

    • Halpful
      Halpful
      July 28, 2017 at 1:22 am | #

      space worms. 🙂

      (…spaaaaaace!)

  37. Yumi
    Yumi
    July 28, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    Whaaaatttt is happening here

  38. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    July 28, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    It’s a trap!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 2:10 am | #

      That’s a slur.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        July 28, 2017 at 3:59 am | #

        No. Just no. Whether that was a joke or not, no.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 28, 2017 at 4:12 am | #

          But…it is, though?

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            July 28, 2017 at 5:12 am | #

            Synnerman is clearly using the dictionary definition, so no.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              July 28, 2017 at 2:20 pm | #

              At the time I posted that, my mind was coming to some odd conclusions. See, Mary’s known for transphobia, and then a word that’s considered a transphobic slur pops up in the comments. At the time, it seemsd like Synnerman was referencing Mary’s transphobia.

          • CoMa
            CoMa
            July 28, 2017 at 5:39 am | #

            I didn’t know of that other definition (and I guess I should call myself lucky because of that). I don’t know if I should thank you for educating me on that, or just feel horrible to now know about this…

            • CoMa
              CoMa
              July 28, 2017 at 5:41 am | #

              I should add “definition” as it’s actually a misuse of the word as a word with ‘I can’t express what kinda horrible meaning, as I lack the words for that right now’-meaning

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              July 28, 2017 at 6:24 pm | #

              I’m not sure it would be appropriate to thank someone for teaching you a new slur.

      • XMS
        XMS
        July 28, 2017 at 6:20 am | #

        …the hell?

  39. Some Random Name
    Some Random Name
    July 28, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    Why is no one mentioning that Joyce swore? No one?

    • Meta
      Meta
      July 28, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

      She’s been doing it regularly for a while?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 28, 2017 at 12:33 am | #

      They probably gave mention to it in the three day interim and became accustomed during that same timeframe.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      July 28, 2017 at 1:26 am | #

      I agree, it felt stronger than her “usual” swearing!

    • NotPiffany
      NotPiffany
      July 28, 2017 at 8:32 am | #

      Partially because it’s a perfect example of that word having meaning, and partially because Ethan and Jacob weren’t there for the conversation I just linked? I don’t remember if Ethan and Jacob have seen Joyce’s pseudo-swearing from before; they could just see this as a perfectly appropriate use of the word.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 28, 2017 at 12:17 pm | #

      She swore when talking about Toedad even though she was talking to her dad at the time. Swearing as she mentions Ryan only makes sense.

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      July 28, 2017 at 1:00 pm | #

      She mentioned the ‘s’ bomb twice when she went home, just a matter of time before she drops the ‘f’ bomb.

  40. Terrh
    Terrh
    July 28, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Interesting – I read Mary’s comment as a snide attack at Joyce, to make her feel guilty…

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      July 28, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      She seems to be sincere with her body language and facial expression. Why everyone is weirded out

    • Strife
      Strife
      July 28, 2017 at 7:35 am | #

      That’s more or less how I’ve read that line too. Mary reuses the same words from Joyce’s sentence in the preceding panel. Funny thing is that it applies in so many ways to so many characters, starting with Mary herself. Like a black & white character commenting on how the world is actually shades of grey. Irony over nine thousand.

  41. QueerBitch
    QueerBitch
    July 28, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Ah look hypocrisy from Mary…big shocker.

  42. Stu
    Stu
    July 28, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Pot, kettle, black.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:31 am | #

      Are you comparing black people to cookware?

      • Arian
        Arian
        July 28, 2017 at 5:08 am | #

        Why are you trolling?

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 28, 2017 at 2:15 pm | #

          I stopped trolling a long time ago.

          • Halpful
            Halpful
            July 28, 2017 at 5:47 pm | #

            um, actually, you’ve been getting a little trollish the last couple of days.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              July 28, 2017 at 6:31 pm | #

              I’d hardly call my conduct “trollish”. The worse I’ve done is express disdain for spoiler aversion.

              • Halpful
                Halpful
                July 28, 2017 at 7:03 pm | #

                I think disdain is exactly the right word. I’m seeing a lot of disdain in a lot of your comments, enough that I don’t find them funny any more.

                • Delicious Taffy
                  Delicious Taffy
                  July 28, 2017 at 7:29 pm | #

                  Has there been? I haven’t noticed, but it may be runoff from my increasing frustration with most things online.

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  July 28, 2017 at 7:58 pm | #

                  makes sense 🙂 the world is a bit of a frustrating place, especially lately. I’ve been avoiding most news and such the last few years.

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        July 28, 2017 at 8:33 am | #

        Are you fucking kidding me

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 28, 2017 at 2:14 pm | #

          Apologies. My mind was drawing some odd conclusions, at the time.

          • Stu
            Stu
            July 29, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

            Honestly, I just figured it was a smarmy quip rather than any actual offense taken. Feigned indignance, not actual.

  43. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    July 28, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce in last panel is staring up at God and wondering, “is lack of self-awareness a smite-worthy offense? Smite once for yes.”

    • UniqueSnowflake2
      UniqueSnowflake2
      July 28, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

      Smite twice for no, just to be clear.

  44. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    July 28, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Wow, Mary, I guess you do have some self awareness– naw, who am I kidding, you’re still the same old sanctimonious hypocrite we’ve come to know and hate.
    The irony of course, is that Ryan wasn’t using his faith to justify what he was doing. He was using his status as a P.K. as cover and bait, so your comment – intended to ingratiate yourself into the party?- was a non sequiter as to Ryan, and just shone a spotlight on your horrible self.
    Way to make it about you, Mary.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      July 28, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

      He did, admittedly, use the Jules “misuse a Bible quote to sound cool” thing when stalking Dot and Amber.

      • Ansel
        Ansel
        July 28, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

        He also did with Joyce. Something about reaping what you sow.

        • Ansel
          Ansel
          July 28, 2017 at 1:39 am | #

          Found both
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/bat/

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/reprioritize/

  45. nicostrat
    nicostrat
    July 28, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

    Oh, the irony

  46. kater
    kater
    July 28, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

    Do Ethan and Jacob have a context for Mary being awful?

    • Kris
      Kris
      July 28, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

      Do any of the guy have any context for anything that happens in the ladies dorm?

    • Ansel
      Ansel
      July 28, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

      Joyce probably mentioned her to Ethan at some point.

  47. Phil Dog
    Phil Dog
    July 28, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

    Hey Willis, nobody will blame you if you go back on your “no characters will die”policy for Mary.

  48. Nevermaker
    Nevermaker
    July 28, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

    You know what’s really incredible, Mary? How SOME PEOPLE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED have absolutely NO self-awareness whatsoever! Isn’t that WILD?????/s

  49. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    July 28, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

    Comic Reactions:

    … I’m so so tired…

    So many of my friends will die. I will probably die. And I’m just… tired. Like, fuck, this bill makes insurance for being employed no longer mandatory, so we’re all about to lose insurance when this shit hits the fan and they are already laying the groundwork to regard a whole swath of medical conditions as not worth covering.

    I’m trying to hold onto a silver lining, onto hope, but it’s getting real fucking thin at the moment.

    Panel 1: Okay, time to pull it together. I like the group gathering to show support and it’s interesting to see Jacob being a major part in it despite him not really knowing her. I guess him and Joyce have been getting a lot closer lately in a totally platonic and not involving Joyce falling for him way.

    And Ethan’s last comment. You can tell he’s really worried about that and knows how bad a sign that is.

    Panels 2-3: I love this moment a lot. Like, at the end of the day, no, you can’t force support on someone. If they don’t want to talk, especially if they’re dealing with triggering stuff, sometimes forcing them to or intruding in their safe spaces makes things a lot worse. Joyce’s approach is well-meaning but has a lot of potential to go wrong.

    That said, I feel the sentiment so hard. The desire to let someone who is emotionally hurting because they fought for you or protected you that you deeply care and value what they did. And it might be what Amber does need. To hear that she’s not a monster, but a hero. That Amber is a hero for what she did to protect and save Joyce and all the comfort and ability to go outside that Amber has brought her.

    I dunno, it’s a tough situation.

    Panels 4-5: … you know, I actually feel a little bit for Mary here. Like, growing up with the type of shitheads who’d cheer the bill being passed tonight, I got to see a lot of bullshit hand-waving when men of the cloth or deep religious convictions do wrong.

    Like, it becomes either the action wasn’t actually bad and that sexual assault or terrorist bombing of a building was actually a heroic action for Christ that should be praised. Or it’s that person wasn’t a real Christian and was actually a secret atheist or jewish person or Catholic or something that allows them to distance themselves. Or it’s a false flag to discredit the faith. An intentional ruse of Satan.

    So for Mary to fucking own that shit when so many folks who’ve stumbled on these comic threads can’t manage to own Mary or Toedad or Carol? To say, yeah, he’s of my faith and that’s disturbing is big. And it’s even bigger that she’s acknowledging and publicly wrestling with the fact that folks can use her faith to justify evil.

    Like, yeah, it’s hypocritical, because she’s not being aware of how much she’s used her faith to justify horrific actions, but this feels like a crucial intermediate step to eventually being less of a shithead than she is now and that means something in our current hellhole people like Mary have trapped us in.

    And it’s also understandable that this would be the thing to penetrate on that point. She may be bigoted as a Christian, but she’s still a woman, specifically a young woman and it’s damn hard to avoid rape culture and sexual harassment when you are a woman in public. So this hits home. This was a man who targeted folks like her, religious women he thought he could exploit. That closeness allows a little more empathy and reasoning than we’d normally see.

    But it’s also nice seeing the line she won’t cross. What she’ll refuse to justify in the name of her twisted idea of religion and “good personhood”. I can hope that this will be the beginning of tumbling out of her vileness, but I doubt it. But I can at least appreciate this one moment of clarity for what it is.

    Even if it makes everyone present have to very quickly bite their tongue in response.

    • StClair
      StClair
      July 28, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

      *offers hugs, sympathy, and as always, thanks for the thoughtful analysis*

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      July 28, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

      Remember, Cerberus, the health stuff keeps failing! Keep hoping. *hug* The rest can fail too.

      You have our support.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 28, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

      Chin up, Cerberus. We’ll make noise and give them hell.

    • Irredentist
      Irredentist
      July 28, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

      Do not lose yourself to despair. We will have great need of resolve in the days ahead. There will be casualties, but we must endure, and be prepared to fight. For it is only once we accept defeat that we have been truly beaten. So carry on.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 28, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

      All the hugs. The only thing I can think of is call your senators, and have your friends do so too. That’s also for people outside the US – get American friends to do the thing.

      And I hope you’re right and this piece of clarity for Mary sticks. Although, ick, that is an unpleasant thing that caused it.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 28, 2017 at 2:08 am | #

        Call my senators, eh? What do you suggest I call ’em?

        • Jaime
          Jaime
          July 28, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

          Depending on how they voted, tell them to Bannon themselves. 😛

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 28, 2017 at 3:50 am | #

          Depends who your senator is.

          Democrats or McCain, Murkowski, or Collins
          Thank you for voting against it

          Republicans who are not one of the above three
          Tell them allllllllllll about your displeasure.

          its-time-to-fight.weebly.com and 5calls both will help you figure out which senators are yours and their contact info. Happy calling.

          • NotPiffany
            NotPiffany
            July 28, 2017 at 8:38 am | #

            Huh. McCain actually voted against a bill that would kill people. I did not expect that.

            • Rukduk
              Rukduk
              July 28, 2017 at 1:33 pm | #

              I’m starting to think that McCain coming back to give the deciding vote to debate healthcare was secretly a Machiavellian ploy on his part to make sure that there wouldn’t be a bill passed, all so he could spit in Trump’s eye before he dies. Which is still kinda a dick move to the American people, but not as much of a dick move as it first appeared.

    • Halpful
      Halpful
      July 28, 2017 at 1:28 am | #

      *hugs*

    • Tarmaniel
      Tarmaniel
      July 28, 2017 at 1:46 am | #

      The skinny repeal bill just failed. Honestly I think the 49-51 defeat had to have been preplanned, that bill was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of, you can’t have the Obamacare marketplaces without a mandate. It just doesn’t function on a base level, they were near bankrupt even with it.

      • Jaime
        Jaime
        July 28, 2017 at 2:05 am | #

        THANK F*CK.

        I was watching the livestream while on twitter. Someone tweeted something to the effect of: “We are all passionately tweeting about Senate votes. This is our lives now. Our social studies teachers would all be so proud.” 😛

        Of course Republicans are going to keep attacking the ACA. But each time they’re defeated, they wil have to back-pedal and come up with a less damaging replacement. The “skinny repeal,” while terrible, was objectively less terrible than their first attempt. I hope that Republicans keep being defeated to the point where they (a) just give up or (b) come up with something virtually indistinguisable from the ACA.

        A reporter (I don’t remember who – I think maybe someone from CNN?) recently said that once you give people rights (like the right to healthcare) it is VERY hard to revoke those rights. We’re seeing that in action and it gives me hope in the midst of this Trumpian wasteland.

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          July 28, 2017 at 2:47 am | #

          It’s never going to pass and it’s political theater at this point. The Republicans have the unfortunate situation (for them, not us) of the fact those who want the poor to die are opposed by those who have the fact Red States being the primacy beneficiaries of Obamacare.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 28, 2017 at 7:47 am | #

            Don’t get complacent.

            • Tarmaniel
              Tarmaniel
              July 28, 2017 at 9:24 am | #

              Due to how reconciliation works, healthcare “reform” is dead until 2019 at the earliest unless McCain dies or becomes incapacitated within the next ~2 months before this year’s reconciliation window closes. They’re planning to use next year’s reconciliation bill on various tax cuts and Trump’s infrastructure agenda and can’t use it on health care.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                July 28, 2017 at 10:20 am | #

                Or unless they tweak it again to come up with something McCain will support. Or some other piece of political theater. It’s still possible to pass something on health care using this year’s reconciliation. They just need to cobble something together that can get to 50.

                I don’t think it’s likely, but it’s not guaranteed.

          • Wraithy2773
            Wraithy2773
            July 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm | #

            It was intended to pass, it’s just not the political theater you’re thinking about.

            They ram it through, the House passes it, Trump signs it, it’s the law of the land… with the harmful bits taking effect in 2018. Then, they work on a real healthcare law, one that wouldn’t turn the insurance industry into a smoking hole in the ground but isn’t nearly as good or provide as much coverage as the ACA.

            That way, they could bully moderates into supporting an actual HC bill, because “If you don’t, this flaming turd will kill millions”.

            …….of course, because the Republicans are fucking incompetent at actually running the government, the process would fail, the markets would crumble, and everyone would blame everyone else. But that part likely wasn’t part of the plan.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 28, 2017 at 7:54 am | #

          @Jaime: That last point is why they fought so hard against it in the first place. They couldn’t accept another government program that helps people and that people like. Even a crippled one like the ACA gets people used to the idea that government should be involved in health care. And it’s worked. Consider the difference between the debate now about Obamacare isn’t working and they’re going to “improve it, versus the debate back in 2009/10 about how government shouldn’t be involved at all.

      • Belegcam
        Belegcam
        July 28, 2017 at 3:20 am | #

        Oh, they knew it was bad. The idea was that if they just passed *something*, they could work something better out in conference with the House.

        Ludicrous, trying to use something designed to reconcile small differences in House and Senate legislation to write a whole new bill, but hey, that’s 2017 America for you.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 28, 2017 at 7:49 am | #

          They were seriously trying to get assurances from Paul Ryan and the House that they wouldn’t approve the Senate bill in order to convince Senators to vote for it. That’s how crazy it’s gotten. “You need to pass this, but we know it’s horrible and promise it’ll never actually become law.” WTF?

      • Andy
        Andy
        July 28, 2017 at 5:55 am | #

        They’ve been crusading against the mandate since before Obamacare became law. Because everything must be run with Maximum Freedom!

        Arguing with Tea Party types these days is like arguing with Communists in college – the Theory is everything and must never be tainted with reality.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 28, 2017 at 2:19 am | #

      *Hugs. All the hugs. I’m so sorry about all that’s going on right now.*

      Agreed about Mary. She owns something big and scary that many of her fellow Christians don’t. And you are right that as a woman growing up in that culture it is not unlikely that she herself has been on the receiving end of harassment that was swept under the rug. Ryans preferred target wasn’t lost on her. I don’t think Joe’s list did her sense of security any favors either.

      It fits neatly with her role as Joyce without her positive traits. Joyce is trusting to a fault. Mary isn’t.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 28, 2017 at 8:09 am | #

      On the bright side, they failed again. They may try again, but there doesn’t seem to be a path forward for repeal now.
      And the military brass seem to be pushing back hard on Trump’s tweet about trans people in the military.
      So there are glimmers of hope.

      As for Amber and everyone’s desire to support her. I absolutely get the problems with forcing support on people, but on the other hand, she’s thinks everyone will think she’s crazy and be afraid of her and she really needs to know that’s not true.
      Maybe a note or online contact? Respect her privacy, but let her know.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        July 28, 2017 at 8:23 am | #

        Rousing chorus of “For she’s a jolly good fellow” (or “For she’s a jolly good hero”?) just outside her door? Thank you cards/notes slipped under it? Pass the hat and buy a gift card for pizza and a thank you card and get everyone to sign it?

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      July 28, 2017 at 12:42 pm | #

      *hugs*
      If it’s any consolation, the bill didn’t pass and the Pentagon has said, and I’ll paraphrase and translate from politic speak, “Fuck that shit. We aren’t changing our policy because of a goddamn fucking tweet. Give us an executive order in written format motherfucker. And even then, we’re gonna protect our current trans soldiers until a federal court strikes your dumbass order down and we can just ignore this idiocy ever happened!”

    • ischemgeek
      ischemgeek
      July 29, 2017 at 7:59 am | #

      *hugs* and I’m sorry.

  50. bryy
    bryy
    July 28, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

    …. so, DID Mary get character development in the past three days? Sounds like it.

    …. and that begs the question: is she the one that is going to reach Amber?

  51. linkman0596
    linkman0596
    July 28, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

    You know, I’d love for Mary to get a little character growth here. Even if all that happens is she just embraces her inner and outer bongo and drops the idea that she’s the moral right, and just hates everyone because she’s kind of a crappy person who just hates people then I’d like her character a bit more
    …
    And then mike would find her….and train her

  52. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 28, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

    Here you go, Mary.

  53. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    July 28, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

    …ok, moving on.

  54. ProfessorDetective
    ProfessorDetective
    July 28, 2017 at 12:27 am | #

    So Mary DOES have standards. Albeit rather LOW standards.

  55. Devilish Nerd
    Devilish Nerd
    July 28, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Is that Joyce’s first time saying “shit” or am I not remembering correctly?

    • John
      John
      July 28, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

      Nope. She said “shit” at her mom. Twice.

      • Devilish Nerd
        Devilish Nerd
        July 28, 2017 at 1:20 am | #

        Okay just my terrible memory then.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          July 28, 2017 at 8:58 pm | #

          But those were interjections, and unplanned.

          This instance required some forethought.

      • Flakky
        Flakky
        July 28, 2017 at 4:24 pm | #

        Go big or go home. Joyce is rather impressive.

    • Averi Pollard
      Averi Pollard
      July 28, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

      Nah, she said ‘shit’ when she and Becky were visiting Joyce’s home after the fiasco with Mr. Macintire’s school shooting. She was whispering something to Becky through a door about her mother getting crazy and then Becky responded that Joyce’s mother was in the room with Becky and heard everything she just said, to which Joyce said ‘Shit” without time to think

  56. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 28, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

    Does she not see where she has done exactly the same thing in the past? Hypocrazy? (deliberate misspelling)

    • Just Here
      Just Here
      July 28, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

      The word we’re looking for here is “hypocrisy” although Hypocrazy fits Mary too.

  57. missilentmurmur
    missilentmurmur
    July 28, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

    Joyce is about to use her special attack, boundary crossing

  58. Gesc
    Gesc
    July 28, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

    PAST TENSE ALERT

    PAST TENSE ALERT

    SCARDOUCHE MIGHT BE DEAD

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 28, 2017 at 7:29 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Willis has said that he’s not.

      • Gesc
        Gesc
        July 29, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

        Yeah but still.

        Let a guy hope.

  59. OOzulu
    OOzulu
    July 28, 2017 at 12:42 am | #

    Well Mary you’re not wrong here. Just a hypocrite that’s all.

  60. Averi Pollard
    Averi Pollard
    July 28, 2017 at 12:44 am | #

    Half the comments I’m reading are like, “Is Mary becoming a good person?” “Is she having character developement?” “Weird that she says something you can actually agree with” I thought is was just to highlight her raging hypocrisy and lack of self awareness, not signalling a change in character.

  61. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    July 28, 2017 at 12:45 am | #

    You know, I could’ve sworn there was some story book or other that had a story about this guy Joshua who said something about how it’s easier to notice a splint in another person’s eye than a beam in your own… I wonder if Mary’s ever read that book.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      July 28, 2017 at 4:31 am | #

      If she did she definitely used it to point out how other people have HUGE beams in their eyes.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 5:40 am | #

      Wait, that line’s from the Book of Joshua? Was Jesus quoting that older text-?
      …
      You’re just being coy, aren’t you.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        July 28, 2017 at 11:25 am | #

        More like alluding to how the person known in the West as Jesus would have been named Joshua in his society.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          July 28, 2017 at 12:25 pm | #

          1st Century Judea was, by necessity, bilingual (Hebrew and Koine or ‘Common’ Greek, the lingua franca of the Eastern Mediterranean). Jesus would probably have been commonly known by both names as well as the title ‘Rabbi‘ (‘teacher’) with varying degrees of sincerity.

  62. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    July 28, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    Joyce is a blunt instrument. This situation calls for something more delicate.

  63. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    July 28, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    And Joyce eye roll for the win.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      July 28, 2017 at 12:18 pm | #

      I don’t know, to me it looks like people around Joyce are all looking at her because they know that she used to be the kind of person who used religion to get away with some pretty bad things… And Joyce is aware of who she used to be too, and so I guess she tries to look at herself.

      But looking at yourself isn’t really possible, and I guess that in the end, it may look like you’re rolling your eyes; especially in a still comic panel.

  64. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    July 28, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    Hmm, as far as we know, he didn’t try to justify anything, much less with his faith, Mary. Projecting much?

  65. Beef
    Beef
    July 28, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    I love Jacob’s shirt <3

    • Devilish Nerd
      Devilish Nerd
      July 28, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

      You mean his Captain Marvel shirt!

      • Belegcam
        Belegcam
        July 28, 2017 at 3:20 am | #

        Jacob is the Captain Marvel we all deserve.

      • Beef
        Beef
        July 28, 2017 at 10:12 pm | #

        >:(

      • Beef
        Beef
        July 28, 2017 at 10:13 pm | #

        Wait is it captain marvel and not power rangers? I remember loving that he brought power rangers into short packed because I couldn’t relate with most of the transformers stuff at all 🙁

  66. Beef
    Beef
    July 28, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

    Maybe we’ll see Mary start changing for the better? Mayyyyyyyybe???

    • Conuly
      Conuly
      July 28, 2017 at 1:29 am | #

      She can hardly change for the worse.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 28, 2017 at 1:34 am | #

        She could draw Rule 63 fanart of Dream Daddy.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 28, 2017 at 1:47 am | #

          Or, for a legitimate turn, she could send Naomi Scott death threats for being in a Disney movie.

        • Beef
          Beef
          July 28, 2017 at 10:04 pm | #

          That’d mean she’s getting more LGBT friendly 🙂

          • Beef
            Beef
            July 28, 2017 at 10:12 pm | #

            Maybe not? TBH I didn’t really think how gender swaps might bother people

  67. ESM
    ESM
    July 28, 2017 at 12:50 am | #

    I choose to believe Mary has had no character development at all, and is just evincing a complete lack of self-awareness.

    But now that I think about it has DoAverse Mary actually ever used her religion to justify being an asshole? She didn’t want to hang out with Dorothy and Sierra in Choosing My Religion after learning they were non-Christian, but that’s not evil. She used transphobic language against Carla, and blackmailed Billie and Ruth, which is evil, but she never connected it to her religion (she did tell Billie lesbianism was a sin, but that was more of an “I know” threat; Mary’s motivations for blackmailing Ruth were pretty clearly about giving Mary power)…

    Huh….

    Going through the archive, the more DoAVerse Mary’s thinking about Jesus, the *less* evil she’s tended to be, as she was content to go off to sulk in sadness when Robin was outed and when her burgeoning church group with Dorothy and Sierra fell apart. It’s when she’s thinking in secular terms about her own group status that she goes full Hitler.

  68. Jess
    Jess
    July 28, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

    Jacob’s eyes just peering over the top of Joyce’s head in the last two panels just make this for me.

  69. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 28, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

    ….. and it gets more incredible the longer you talk, Mary.

    (Though to be reluctantly fair, she’s not trying to justify anything at the moment.)

  70. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    July 28, 2017 at 12:58 am | #

    Now we just need a Joseph, because we already have a JESUS, MARY

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 5:30 am | #

      How have I never seen this in the comments before?

    • XMS
      XMS
      July 28, 2017 at 6:22 am | #

      This wins everything.

  71. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    July 28, 2017 at 1:01 am | #

    Nothing notable, here.

    No, that’s not sarcasm.

  72. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 28, 2017 at 1:09 am | #

    This… this might be the friendliest interaction with her peers we have seen Mary have throughout the entire comic.

    …it’s still the puppy thing, isn’t it?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 28, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

      I’m starting to think not. I’m sure that was hardly the first puppy she ate since the series began, and I have a hard time believing that this one just HAPPENED to sate her lust for evil this long when none of the others came close.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 28, 2017 at 2:06 am | #

        She discovered Nanako Dojima, an innocence more powerful than all of Earth’s baby mammals combined.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 5:29 am | #

      It’s about on par with Mary recommending a church to Joyce and co. back in Book 2.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 28, 2017 at 5:32 am | #

        *reads back*

        Huh, that’s true. And when I think of it, it’s a pretty similar discussion. It’s about faith and other people and how you find your place in it.

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/guitars/

  73. Gojira
    Gojira
    July 28, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

    I have to admit I’m wrong. I expected Mary to always support evil when it evoked religion. Her moral scale, while still out of wack, is more nuanced than I thought.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 5:26 am | #

      No, no one could ever support-
      …
      There’s always someone out there.

  74. Conuly
    Conuly
    July 28, 2017 at 1:27 am | #

    Is Mary, um, having some character growth?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 1:43 am | #

      If she is, I’ll go to church the week it’s confirmed.

  75. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    July 28, 2017 at 1:40 am | #

    Wait, what?

  76. Vinny
    Vinny
    July 28, 2017 at 1:42 am | #

    Wait! Perhaps Mary’s brain will grow 3 sizes that day… She’s so close.

  77. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    July 28, 2017 at 1:43 am | #

    Maybe Mary is displaying self-awareness. Over the three days, something happened to make her a better person and realize the error of her ways and now she’s changed a bit, but is trying to pretend the old her never happened.

    So, when this comes up, she brings up something she did as a “some people” thing.

    • NotPiffany
      NotPiffany
      July 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm | #

      Hmm, Toe-Dad abducted Becky due to religion, and Ryan’s a preacher’s son… maybe she’s getting an inkling of why some of us find religion repugnant.

  78. zoelogical
    zoelogical
    July 28, 2017 at 1:50 am | #

    nobody invited you mary

  79. Varius
    Varius
    July 28, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

    Mary is bipolar. She may also be manicdepressive. If this turns out to be true, i hope all of you admit your lack of sympathy for a mentality I’ll person.

    Whatever the reason for Mary’s about face, she should be praised for it and encouraged to maintain it.

    I’m the future, when wefind out what’s going on with her, i hope to post “called it!”

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      July 28, 2017 at 3:04 am | #

      Uh, isn’t manic depressive the same thing as bipolar?

      • Dana
        Dana
        July 28, 2017 at 6:17 am | #

        Yeah, older term for it.

    • XMS
      XMS
      July 28, 2017 at 6:24 am | #

      I’m comfortable having no sympathy for a transphobic piece of shit. Having a mental disorder doesn’t mean she gets to be a transphobic piece of shit for free.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 28, 2017 at 6:34 am | #

      Mary’s not hated for lashing out at people because she can’t control her emotions, she’s hated for overt transphobia and blackmail, attempts at controlling and gaining power over people that go far beyond inability to control her emotions in the moment. Hell, she’s been pretty good at controlling her emotions in the moment.
      She’s not trying to do it to get people to -like- her, either. She’s doing it to get other people to do what she wants, pure and simple.

      Sure, it can be a side effect of a disorder still. Control issues and all that.

      But not a mood disorder, no, I don’t think so.

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 28, 2017 at 9:43 am | #

      Isn’t it weird how other, actual and not-guessed-at bipolar people DON’T HURL TRANSPHOBIA AT TRANS PEOPLE OR TAKE SATISFACTION IN THE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS OF OTHERS

    • Jaybz
      Jaybz
      July 28, 2017 at 2:32 pm | #

      Um no. I am bipolar and there is no way Mary is a good portrayal of bipolar behavior. In my experiences with bipolar mood swings they don’t change your personality and views they just give you temporary phases of euphoric elation and hamper your ability to think beyond the moment, as well as phases of depression that make you feel numb and bored with everything . they dont make you switch from cruel and scheming to self aware and rational on a dime. I mean obviously my description is colored by my own experience but i know what bipolar disorder doesn’t do. And it doesnt completly change your personality.

      Even if she were she still deserves heavy critcism for her behavior. She hurt people and caused pain.

      It seems like you’re looking for some kind of “gotcha” to shame people for being critical of Mary’s abusive behavior. Don’t throw mentally ill people under the bus for that.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 28, 2017 at 3:00 pm | #

      This isn’t an “about face”. If Mary suddenly had realized how terrible her past actions were, she would be sobbing uncontrollably and too ashamed to show her face around the other people on her floor.

      All she’s doing is putting on the appearance of being friendly. She’s yet to do a single thing to apologize to anyone she’s hurt, or show the slightest twinge of remorse.

      Even if she HAS changed, or even if she WERE mentally ill (she’s definitely not, btw), that would excuse exactly none of her behavior.

      But she’s not. We’ve ALREADY seen her feign politeness to Ruth, then IMMEDIATELY make it clear to Billie that she was going to get revenge against her. She’s simply being manipulative, we just don’t know what her angle is yet.

      • Dalben
        Dalben
        July 29, 2017 at 1:36 pm | #

        What I don’t get is why anyone thinks shes chsnged or is pretending to change. Despising a rapist attempted murderer seems completely consistent with her character and beliefs. I mean did people think she would consider going to the wrong church a serious moral failing but trying to stan someone outside her dorm was ok? Especially when its caught on video tape?

    • Varius
      Varius
      July 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm | #

      All valid points and yes, she doesn’t get a pass if she’s mentally ill.

      I wasn’t looking to excuse but to explain.

      She clearly had *some* kind of disorder beyond simply being an asshole.

      Time will tell.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        July 28, 2017 at 9:05 pm | #

        No, she does not clearly have any disorder. Being a manipulative, heartless bigot is not a mental illness. It’s a problem with society, not the brain.

        • Varius
          Varius
          July 30, 2017 at 2:48 am | #

          fMRIs show a very real structural difference in the brain of a sociopath.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            July 30, 2017 at 2:09 pm | #

            …which would actually be relevant if Mary were a sociopath, or if all sociopaths acted like the amoral assholes the way Hollywood portrays them

  80. Varius
    Varius
    July 28, 2017 at 1:54 am | #

    *mentally ill

    I hate autocorrect.

  81. Zaidyer
    Zaidyer
    July 28, 2017 at 1:55 am | #

    Yeah Damar, what kind of people give those orders?

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      July 28, 2017 at 3:05 am | #

      Sounds suspiciously like a DS9 reference.

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 28, 2017 at 4:56 am | #

        It is.

        Damar, a Cardassian who is now part of the resistance against their Dominion “allies”, has just learned that his family has been killed as reprisal/punishment, and in his grief, asks how anyone could order the death of innocents.
        Kira, a Bajoran who used to be part of the resistance against the Cardassian occupation, who did that kind of thing a lot, throws it in his face.
        It’s worth noting that Kira has developed, since those days, enough to feel some remorse and sympathy afterward. But pragmatic Garak suggests that it is, in fact, exactly what Damar needs to hear at this stage in his own.

        • OnyxIdol
          OnyxIdol
          July 28, 2017 at 5:49 am | #

          I rewatched the series back to back about a year ago or so, but I didn’t remember this particular quote.

  82. Sugnez
    Sugnez
    July 28, 2017 at 2:01 am | #

    Joyce said shithead and barely paused! I’m so proud of her.

  83. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 28, 2017 at 2:11 am | #

    Yeah, I thought it would be Joyce who would charge in where others fear to tread when it comes to Amber! She may not be completely right in her suggestion as to what to do but I do agree that Amber shouldn’t be left alone right now.

    Okay… So, either we can add ‘complete lack of self-awareness’ to Mary’s list of character flaws or… or… Okay, seriously, who are you and what did you do with the real Mary Bradford? I’m not interested in exposing you or making a criminal complaint, you understand. I just want to make sure that your story is rock-solid as we don’t want any complications at this stage when things are going so well!

  84. Jaime
    Jaime
    July 28, 2017 at 2:12 am | #

    I actually really hope that Joyce does talk to Amber. Amber sees herself as a “monster” right now; she needs to hear from someone who feels safer now that Ryan is “off the streets.” As I’ve said here before, I’m a firm believer in non-violence. However, Ryan was a violent menace to a LOT of people and Amber was defending herself and Dorothy. (We don’t know exactly what Amber did to Ryan yet, so I’m TOTALLY not commenting on whether or not the degree of violence she used was justified.) In the process, Amber also brought Joyce some much-needed closure. IMHO, Amber needs to be reminded of that.

    I’ve shared before that I’ve experienced sexual assault and harrassment. However, I’ve never experienced what Joyce did – knowing that the person who assaulted you might be out there somewhere in your immediate vicinity and might *return* to assault you again. I can only imagine how terrifying that must be. To Joyce, Amber is a hero and Amber needs to be reminded of that. She can be a hero without having to be Amazi-Girl.

    All that being said, I dearly hope that we see Amber getting some therapy (and perhaps medication) soon. She doesn’t seem to be in a good place right now. If she was a real person, I’d honestly be worried she might be thinking of hurting herself and I really hope that’s not where this story arc is going. 🙁

    • Peter
      Peter
      July 28, 2017 at 2:43 am | #

      I don’t disagree that Ryan (probably) got what was coming to him, and that everyone is safe with him off the streets. But I submit that Amber’s problem isn’t so much with her violent actions.

      It’s with the fact that she enjoyed them.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 28, 2017 at 2:49 am | #

        Amber’s problems are the fact whatever she does is something she’ll use to attack herself. If Joyce said stabbing people was a good thing when they’re bad, Amber would just hear, “You enjoy stabbing people.”

  85. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    July 28, 2017 at 2:19 am | #

    Mary is a little too on the nose for my taste. I think Willis has a time machine, which is how she is making that statement on a week where transgender issues are in the forefront. Care to give me next Saturday’s Powerball numbers?

  86. Arianod
    Arianod
    July 28, 2017 at 2:23 am | #

    *cricket noise*

  87. Larkle
    Larkle
    July 28, 2017 at 2:26 am | #

    Well, at least she’s not defending Ryan because he’s the son of a pastor and taking his side. So there’s a small ray of discernment there. So, that’s good.

    Also, good swearing, Joyce. Good job.

  88. Architex
    Architex
    July 28, 2017 at 2:30 am | #

    I am all for Joyce being there for Amber when Amazi-girl was there for Joyce

  89. Cass
    Cass
    July 28, 2017 at 2:30 am | #

    Huh, I just noticed that Mary’s last two outfits haven’t covered her wrists.

    And now I wonder if she could have been another of Ryan’s victims, who wasn’t save from him. She would have been just as vulnerable as Joyce to his ‘nice preacher boy’ story, and the original version of her was at her very worst when she was trying to keep anyone from believing she was no longer “pure”, if it wasn’t even her own choice maybe she reacted by pushing even more to make sure no one could possible doubt that she was a strong faithful Christian who would never get pulled into any type of sinful ways. It would explain why she’s so happy now. (Not saying it would make her Maryness alright, mind you, she’s still a terrible person)

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      July 28, 2017 at 3:10 am | #

      That actually makes a lot of sense.

    • Ellen
      Ellen
      July 28, 2017 at 5:05 am | #

      This is immediately what came to my mind and I’m surprised so few people have suggested it. The idea, if it is indeed what happened in the story, also makes me sick to my stomach.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 28, 2017 at 9:23 am | #

        I think it’s because it was buried so far back in the story. It was pretty much said from the time Mary was introduced that she had a traumatic experience with someone who pretended to be basically a saint.

        Echoing Cass (and many others) that it still doesn’t justify being a “b-word” to people.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      July 28, 2017 at 5:12 am | #

      Hmmm. There could be.something to your idea.

    • Arioch
      Arioch
      July 28, 2017 at 6:56 am | #

      This is what am thinking, too. I am going through the comments backwards today. So, I actually commented much the same thing further down. I think that happening to her could have completely twisted her up and Amber vanquishing him could have set her free. What we might be seeing now is the “factory default settings” for Mary. It doesn’t excuse any of her behavior, but wow.

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 28, 2017 at 10:56 am | #

      Mary’s mood has nothing to do with Ryan, as Mandy pointed out the joy act was a new development as of Saturday–Ryan was caught Wednesday.

  90. Natalie
    Natalie
    July 28, 2017 at 2:38 am | #

    Am I the only one who reads Mary’s recent strange behaviour as being that she had some sort of personal stake in Ryan seeing justice? As in, she definitely knew him.

    Either in the worst sort of way, or she knew him personally (same church?) and knew what he did but was somehow unable to do anything about it. (-> Son of her pastor??)

  91. Torra
    Torra
    July 28, 2017 at 2:43 am | #

    Maybe Mary has gone through something similar with Ryan or some Ryan type douche? It would kind of explain why she was super cheery earlier even though others assumed it was cause of her score on Joes list.

    Though, actually if it was some other guy that would essentially bring up bad memories so maybe not.

    Either way, I would really like to see Mary go through a redemption arc. This line here shows at least the possibility could exist….

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 28, 2017 at 10:55 am | #

      Remember, it’s been three days. Mary’s only acting happy now, as her dormmates note, as of Saturday, so her mood hasn’t been from him getting caught.

      • NotPiffany
        NotPiffany
        July 28, 2017 at 1:36 pm | #

        Did she start acting happy on Saturday, or did the rest of the floor only notice that she was acting happy on Saturday?

  92. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    July 28, 2017 at 2:43 am | #

    You’d know all about that, wouldn’t you “Pot.”

  93. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 28, 2017 at 2:44 am | #

    Mary looks adorable. It’s a sign of her evil power growing.

  94. SenorScience
    SenorScience
    July 28, 2017 at 2:46 am | #

    Self-awareness is awful hard, innit.

  95. Phantom
    Phantom
    July 28, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

    Okay, is there something in the water? Mary is freaking me out! I could understand her being happy since its a natural emotion but a bad sign coming from her, because that’s to be expected of her. But now she’s rebuking Ryan for his connection to a pastor?! Did she meet the Dumbingverse version of Eric?! What is going on?!

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 28, 2017 at 9:45 am | #

      I absolutely would not be surprised if finding a boyfriend (or at least a boy) is giving her this temporary elation and enlightened attitude of being nice to everybody.

  96. A Scientist
    A Scientist
    July 28, 2017 at 2:59 am | #

    The expressions in the last panel, I assume, are at the confluence of total shock and recognition of the blatant hypocrisy. There is a war waging in Joyce’s head, in particular, I think, between telling Mary to bugger off and agreeing with her surprising sentiment.

  97. Tomas
    Tomas
    July 28, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

    Ok, this is the second time she’s acted too nice, and she’s not smart enough to be playing a long con, so…?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 28, 2017 at 3:13 am | #

      Mirror universe twin or alien pod-person.

  98. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    July 28, 2017 at 3:09 am | #

    I was seriously expecting a lightning to hit her in that last panel for the uber hypocrisy… but I guess God is not that accommodating…

  99. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 28, 2017 at 3:11 am | #

    It suddenly occurs to me that Ryan never used his being a pastor’s son as a justification for anything. He used it at camouflage, to give himself a facade of righteousness and respectability but (apart from some weird behavioural quirks), he never claimed any religious justification for his actions.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      July 28, 2017 at 3:13 am | #

      I dunno, he was quoting the Bible just before trying to shank Amber and Dotty…

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 28, 2017 at 3:13 am | #

        In a random, raving way that suggests that his brain was in ‘free association’ mode.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          July 28, 2017 at 3:24 am | #

          Guess he was too far gone to use his religion as an excuse.

          • Betty Anne
            Betty Anne
            July 28, 2017 at 9:07 am | #

            And yet, if he were brown and Muslim, his whole community would be up in arms about how it was his religion that made him behave that way. Huh.

    • Meta
      Meta
      July 28, 2017 at 11:18 pm | #

      But assuming he is Christian (which isn’t that much of a stretch), he’d still need to level his actions with his beliefs. Justifying them by reading selectively is an easy way to do so.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 29, 2017 at 2:47 am | #

        Not at all. The vast majority of those who label themselves as ‘Christian’ see no need to let that impact on their lifestyle beyond setting aside a few hours for church every week.

  100. foducool
    foducool
    July 28, 2017 at 3:17 am | #

    oooooooh snap

  101. mirai
    mirai
    July 28, 2017 at 3:40 am | #

    OK look this was a great comic today but, I’d recognize a Power Rangers lightning bolt anywhere and I’m 99% sure that’s what’s on Jacob’s chest.

  102. Moose
    Moose
    July 28, 2017 at 4:02 am | #

    Maybe I missed something, but I don’t recall Rapey McRapenstein using religion to back up his raping lifestyle.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 4:10 am | #

      Mary isn’t exactly the narrator.

    • Arioch
      Arioch
      July 28, 2017 at 6:51 am | #

      No, but he used being a Pastor’s son to get close to girls who were religious, and drug them, and rape them and I don’t even wish that on Mary and could see something like that twisting her up into a real fucking psycho.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        July 28, 2017 at 12:15 pm | #

        In addition to this, it is also quite possible that he used his status to get away with what he did. After all, a pastor’s son can do no wrong, so anyone accusing him of someone must be lying, right?

        Or his victims never bothered at all because they knew it was going to be an uphill battle in so many ways already; and him being a pastor’s son would make it downright impossible.

  103. Aphrodite
    Aphrodite
    July 28, 2017 at 4:08 am | #

    Mary is just terrifying atm..

  104. Andrew_C
    Andrew_C
    July 28, 2017 at 4:59 am | #

    POD PERSON!

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 28, 2017 at 5:20 am | #

      What is it?

  105. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    July 28, 2017 at 5:22 am | #

    Anything of note for Joyce and Jacob being there together?

    Were they having Bible study? (I literally mean this. Jacob’s the one person shown with an interest in iI to rival Joyce’s.)

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 28, 2017 at 5:29 am | #

      It’s possible; I wouldn’t expect Jacob to be there normally unless Ethan asked him for his help with Amber.

    • Stella
      Stella
      July 29, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Aw, that’d be kinda sweet actually.

  106. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    July 28, 2017 at 5:40 am | #

    Did Joyce just properly swear?!

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      July 28, 2017 at 5:45 am | #

      Oh wait, it looks like she already swore. My bad.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      July 28, 2017 at 5:46 am | #

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that…

  107. Joe Covenant
    Joe Covenant
    July 28, 2017 at 6:21 am | #

    Since the time skip, Mary has been “happy.”

    Could something that happened immediately before that time skip be the reason? Could the cause of Amber’s depressive state be the direct cause of Mary’s happiness?

    Maybe, just maybe, could Willis be about to reveal a huge “FU” to all who ‘judged’ Mary for being a horrible person… without knowing what (who) “made” her into a horrible person…?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 28, 2017 at 6:34 am | #

      WHY she’s a horrible person is irrelevant. There’s no excusing the things she’s done.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 28, 2017 at 6:39 am | #

      Eeehh. Sure, we might learn some awful shit from Mary’s backstory that will earn her sympathy despite her horrible actions, but like, her actions are still horrible and judge-worthy.

    • Li
      Li
      July 28, 2017 at 3:47 pm | #

      Commenters were, from day one, theorizing that Mary must have had horrible parents who brainwashed her into being a horrible person, and Willis’s response to that theory was that no, her parents were good people, and she just “learned all the wrong lessons” from church by herself.

      Considering that, I really, really doubt that anything he ever reveals about Mary’s past will be “a huge ‘fu’ to all who ‘judged’ her”.

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      July 28, 2017 at 9:23 pm | #

      Not all horrible people are “made” horrible by people in their past. And we don’t base people on the basis of their pasts. we judge them on their actions.

  108. Aprion
    Aprion
    July 28, 2017 at 6:36 am | #

    What are you up to Mary, you filthy spawn of a mudfish.

  109. LWS
    LWS
    July 28, 2017 at 6:40 am | #

    Dear Kettle:

    You’re black.

    Love, Pot.

  110. Tarnagh
    Tarnagh
    July 28, 2017 at 6:44 am | #

    Yes, Mary, he was the son of a pastor. And he bragged about having access to this dorm. I wonder who he could have known on the inside that would have let him in? And I wonder what lengths they might go to in order to keep other people from figuring that out?

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      July 28, 2017 at 9:19 am | #

      He “found” someone’s key fob? He knows a guy who knows a girl in there? He’s skulked around long enough to figure out who’s dumb enough to fall for the “I want to surprise my girlfriend” or “I lost my key” bs? There are a lot of ways to get into a dorm you don’t belong in, trust me.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        July 28, 2017 at 10:16 am | #

        Or he lives on another floor, or one of the other interns does, or maybe every student has access to every dorm.

  111. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    July 28, 2017 at 7:05 am | #

    I have no word.

  112. Kyle Voltti
    Kyle Voltti
    July 28, 2017 at 7:23 am | #

    Either she had an offscreen, if you’ll pardon the expression, come to Jesus moment…. or she’s a pod person.

  113. MightyPinto
    MightyPinto
    July 28, 2017 at 7:26 am | #

    I’m still going with the theory that Mary was a previous victim of Ryan’s, and she’s acting all nice now because she knows he got his comeuppance. And unlike Joyce, she had no friends to come and save her.

    • Greylurker
      Greylurker
      July 28, 2017 at 7:32 am | #

      Wasn’t his being a Pastor’s son part of his con? Mary mentioning that is good evidence he may have targeted her. Plus she fits his victim profile.

      • Minder
        Minder
        July 28, 2017 at 10:23 am | #

        Er, no, that part was true. It was something he used to get Joyce under his sway but from the way he was dropping bible verses throughout his appearances I also suspect it was a large part of his own self-identity.

        • MightyPinto
          MightyPinto
          July 28, 2017 at 1:39 pm | #

          I just keep going back to what Mary had said way back near the beginning of the strip. “If evil weren’t nice, nobody’d bother with it.” Look at her expression when she says that.

          • Minder
            Minder
            July 29, 2017 at 4:49 am | #

            She’s not completely incapable of self-awareness; which, if that IS an expression meant to convey something negative, could range from a dark memory like others have implied to something more like the fact that she kinda totally masturbates to anime Reagan (or at least with anime Reagan somewhere nearby as her drawing of the guy apparently featured in her solo slipshine re:willis).

            But my takeaway was her face is important but not because of her expression. (Which honestly, on its own that is an facial expression she has worn frequently when expressing judgement, not pain. Even the slightly upturned eyebrows are a feature she wears a lot, in addition to scowling and brow-raising disbelief, when she’s arguing from the “high and mighty” position because Mary feels violated and done injustice often by others not automatically deferring her superiority).

            I think that panel’s important because she’s saying those words about legitimately nice people saying perfectly reasonable and good things that she does not believe in and so she wants Joyce to, as of course she should, immediately abandon them as a morally superior person does. Then Joyce makes her decision and Mary leaves with judgement passed and her face is fully cast in shadow for the first time. Shadowed faces can mean a lot of things in DoA for dramatic effect, but it happening on that moment was essentially a villain reveal.

  114. TomHCinMI
    TomHCinMI
    July 28, 2017 at 7:28 am | #

    Did something happen to Mary? (Yes, I know I am dittoing Kyle Voltti and other reader/commenters too numerous to mention.)

  115. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    July 28, 2017 at 7:34 am | #

    My theory is that the only personal revelation that Mary has had is that she needs to make an effort to convince people in general that she’s actually a good person if she expects to get away with being truly nasty to specific people like Billie and Ruth.

    I don’t trust her for a moment.

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 28, 2017 at 9:53 am | #

      I think there is a good chance of that, though I also suspect it could be just that something (boyfriend? hookup?) in her personal life is making her happy enough to actually feel like being sanctimonious and loving the sinners around her despite inwardly remaining 100% convinced they’re all going to hell.

    • Stella
      Stella
      July 28, 2017 at 11:56 pm | #

      Exactly.

      People who are manipulative and self-centered can often learn how to be friendly. In the book “How To Win Friends and Influence People” is a classic, and while it was written with good intentions (to help shy, socially anxious people overcome social phobias) it has also become sort of a “Manipulation 101” manual.

      All the advice in it are things like, “People like compliments; try to give someone a genuine compliment at least once in a conversation. Listen to them to hear what they value in themselves.” Or, “People like questions that show interest in their personal life but aren’t *too* personal. Try asking how their pets are doing, or their opinion on a recent sporting event or popular film.” And, “Remember people’s answers so that you have a place to continue the conversation later. If someone expresses a worry about something upcoming to you, ask after it the next time you see them. For instance, ‘Hey, how did that test go?'”

      Which seems like normal, semi-obvious conversational advice. Which means the two kinds of people who really like the book are people who are socially phobic and tend to freeze up in social situations, and people with a serious lack of empathy and a desire to manipulate.

      By the end of the book, which also talks about body language and non-verbal cues and so on, pretty much anyone can become someone most other people feel good around.

      I suspect Mary has begun to learn a bit of this. Learning pro-social conversational patterns does not, in any way, equate to being less mean or manipulative.

  116. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    July 28, 2017 at 7:38 am | #

    Wait, what? What just happened here?

  117. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 28, 2017 at 7:50 am | #

    Weeks of Joe being a little shit with no change occurs but then Mary just all of a sudden drops her behavior and changes personalities?

    The fuck?

    • dalniente
      dalniente
      July 28, 2017 at 9:15 am | #

      I figure it’s just good old-fashioned obliviousness. Mary is a cruel person in the service of her beliefs, but I doubt she thinks of herself as “using her faith to justify” anything.

    • Stella
      Stella
      July 28, 2017 at 11:44 pm | #

      Nah, it’s the beginning of a long con of some kind. Bet on it.

  118. Serpentking789
    Serpentking789
    July 28, 2017 at 7:53 am | #

    … Okay, who the Hell is this Pod Person and what have they done with the real Mary?

  119. rectilinearpropagation
    rectilinearpropagation
    July 28, 2017 at 8:17 am | #

    Everyone else’s thought bubble: “NOBODY TELL HER!”
    A little introspection is all I’m asking for, Mary.

    The hypocrisy feels very appropriate for today. Not like, “OMG, he planned this” levels of on the nose, more like matching a theme.

  120. Trolldrool
    Trolldrool
    July 28, 2017 at 9:20 am | #

    I’m guessing from Mary’s perspective, she doesn’t need to use her faith to justify her bigotry because from her perspective, it’s not bigotry. Her actions are already justified because she’s just calling out people who indulge in unchristian behaviour. Rape and attempted murder however is something even she recognizes as unchristian behaviour and as such she sees the bongo formerly known as Ryan as someone who (not at all like her) abuses their faith to justify unchristian behaviour.

    I’m not trying to defend Mary’s hypocrisy. I’m just trying (against my better judgement) to think of a way she could actually be serious when she says something like that. Because don’t I buy for a second that she is serious. I think Fart Captor a few posts up explained perfectly what she’s really doing.

  121. Minder
    Minder
    July 28, 2017 at 9:26 am | #

    A part of me wonders over time whether the point of Mary will, as more and more readers call for her getting a “redemption” arc as they have from Day 1 through Day Worst, be showing us that, yes, a bad person taking positive steps or showing sympathetic qualities is not necessarily and of course will not always be the same thing as a good person making mistakes in the process of growth.

    That partly what Rachel said is true. Because some people make mistakes, but some people in taking the same actions are only giving you glimpses of hope, small pieces of enlightenment gained but then lost perhaps even unwittingly to manipulate you and / or themselves into wanting to believe they will end up in a better place to judge their own behaviors. And that you should preemptively give them the benefit of the doubt. And that you do not reserve the right to wait for time to tell.

    And if that turns out to be the case, maybe starting here with so many bursts of uncharacteristic behavior…perhaps this Mary in addition to displaying so far characteristics of a mean and hungry sociopath also has in her the Mary from Roomies! The Mary that owned up to her wrongdoings, once—who flatly admitted (to BILLIE, of all people) to getting an abortion after her first pregnancy despite Mary’s ‘previous’ self being the type to preach and find it reprehensible it reprehensible and then learning to empathize—and then over time simply lost this ground of understanding only to repeat all her same reprehensible actions over again, so that the glimpses of better developments sadly faded back from whence they came and became the “mistakes” themselves when her hypocrisy doubled down. Which is why I always questioned but now honestly believe Roomies!Mary is perhaps the worse of the two universes’, to date, for remaining a villain thereafter. Because until now as much as I think of DoA Mary as the worst, she has never yet tugged my heartstrings or given me the impression she could do better against my better judgement the way her former incarnation did. And I think the falsely earned (or rather, looked-for) sympathy story; i.e., the true-to-life version of the “redemption is a story” story, to a character where it actually applies? Is one that Willis may have a lot to write about if he ever so chooses, with so many people pulling excuses out of their ass for not just Mary but for every Blaine and Toedad and Ryan that so much as threatens a person with bodily harm in this strip despite them not doing a damn thing to atone for it.

    Because even if they showed remorse, even if Mary can feel remorse (and this is the first time I have even found myself questioning whether she had a conscience, because DoA Mary never gave a glimpse of one until this storyline), and even if we find that out, it isn’t the guilt that makes something that happened or will happen a mistake on a person’s part. It’s the understanding and especially the real acknowledgement, the living and breathing and continued admittance, that the thing done was done was wrong. That is what separates a person making mistakes and learning from them (which, everyone on the cast page is and what the webcomic is about) different from a person that has done wrong things and yet is not on or headed toward redemption but on the road of good intentions that maybe were never so good to begin, or so intended.

    And unlike the rest of the cast Mary is someone both established and awful that could feasibly in-story gain a certain level of new understanding, or even just pretend to, and then let it go again. And then not look back. And be a villain. Because a person with reasonably human, sympathetic qualities or their own stories or mysteries is not always or willing or ready or, in a worst-case scenario, able to be redeemed. A person that says and does and learns and experiences better things than what they knew previously is not always or even often as devoted or willing as Joyce has been to taking them to heart if hypothetically presented with the same opportunities.

    That for people whose main prerogative in life is not to gain knowledge, but to be assured they have it so they can use it to victimize or even just think themselves as being better than others…redemption IS a story.

    It could be, of course, but if I had to guess carefully at this time, I would say, no, redemption is not real. Not for Mary. It’s a story that among the comments you might say people like to read, but despite part of me wanting to see her as not evil I don’t think these flashes of insight and niceness are ever or somehow potentially going to make Mary not the thing she was before. Because what that Mary wants more than anything is not justice or righteousness (far from it!) but to be better than other people. And despite how good “learning” and “progress” might feel for her at this stage if she is indeed making some kind of visible effort to “be better” in front of others and riding the high of some new enlightenment or other…these two goals are ultimately not compatible. She has to “learn” that she is equal to others and vice versa. She has to “learn” to be sorry instead of grasping at hypocrisy to refuse admitting wrongdoing.

    I mean, who knows, maybe she’ll take Rachel’s wrongly directed words to heart in the long run and become another protagonist. Anything’s possible. But I’d bet a lot more on Robin getting a redemption than ever Mary.

  122. Robert
    Robert
    July 28, 2017 at 9:59 am | #

    ….She said while plotting…….

  123. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 28, 2017 at 9:59 am | #

    There was an episode of the British TV sitcom Drop the Dead Donkey where a previously-vinegary TV news anchorwoman suddenly became all hearts and flowers overnight and it later emerged that she was pregnant. It became a very bittersweet story because she suffered a miscarriage and some of the characters (to whom she had previously been highly antagonistic) had to help her through it.

    I’m wondering if Willis is planning something like this? Mary has had something tremendously good happen to her and is on a high because of that. Then, maybe, it will be taken away from her and, ironically, it will be Carla, Billie and Ruth who are there for her at the darkest moment in her life.

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 28, 2017 at 1:06 pm | #

      That sounds too close to Mary’s arc in Roomies! for a repeat performance, I think.

  124. Ray
    Ray
    July 28, 2017 at 10:01 am | #

    Pot, meet kettle.
    Kettle, Pot….

  125. Sugarfat Blackman
    Sugarfat Blackman
    July 28, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

    I saw the title and was hoping for a nice typesetting joke. This will do, I guess.

  126. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    July 28, 2017 at 12:45 pm | #

    Mary’s still being kinda nice. I’m a little scared. Unless the theory that Mary was one of scardouche’s victims is accurate. Then I feel sorry for her.

  127. Micki
    Micki
    July 28, 2017 at 12:47 pm | #

    HA HA HA HA HA HA

  128. BadMonkey
    BadMonkey
    July 28, 2017 at 1:01 pm | #

    Am I the only one who feels the need to MENTION that Joyce said, “Shithead”?? Wasn’t she, at last check, only using swears that included damn and g-damn?

    • Emperor Daniel
      Emperor Daniel
      July 28, 2017 at 3:28 pm | #

      She said “shit” to her mom before. Twice.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 6:36 pm | #

      You’re not the only one, and asking if you are makes it look like you didn’t even read any of the other comments.

  129. JBento
    JBento
    July 28, 2017 at 1:09 pm | #

    “Tonight, on Animal Attacks: An Indiana student is mobbed to death by huge flocks of magpies and jackdaws, attracted by the impossibly shiny mirror she was holding!”

  130. Dracke
    Dracke
    July 28, 2017 at 1:49 pm | #

    I know what they are trying to do, and while she did put a criminal out of the streets she took it to far, she needs psyquiatric help , it would have been better for her to take a sabatical leave to get better

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 28, 2017 at 2:53 pm | #

      Because we know about her psychological issues and no one official in world does?

      She certainly does need help, but there’s no real way to force her into it at this point.

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 28, 2017 at 3:47 pm | #

      She needs psychiatric help, yes, but not because of what she did to Ryan. She didn’t take it too far. This narrative that you have to hold back when defending yourself from an armed, unprovoked attacker needs to die a swift and painful death.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 28, 2017 at 4:17 pm | #

        Depends – from her persona and history, it’s pretty apparent she lost control. In a dangerous way. Much like she did when she was fighting Blaine.

        We don’t know how much damage she actually did and that’s not really the issue. She’s got an uncontrolled berserker rage thing going and that’s not good.

  131. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    July 28, 2017 at 2:39 pm | #

    Was Mary one of boyo’s victims? Now that could be an interesting development.

  132. Laladoria
    Laladoria
    July 28, 2017 at 4:40 pm | #

    Looks like Joyce and Jacob came up together. Were they hanging out prior? Oh gosh I hope so.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 28, 2017 at 4:43 pm | #

      “Hanging out”, is that what the kids are calling it?

      • laladoria
        laladoria
        July 28, 2017 at 4:46 pm | #

        I don’t think Joyce has gone quite /that/ far, lol. :p

    • NotPiffany
      NotPiffany
      July 28, 2017 at 11:19 pm | #

      She was probably hanging out with Ethan. Isn’t Jacob his roommate?

      • laladoria
        laladoria
        July 28, 2017 at 11:59 pm | #

        Yes but I don’t think Ethan is the type to just run off when he gets a text without saying “Hey Amber texted me I’m going to go check on her” or something.
        I dunno, that’s probably the case, but I’m hoping they were hanging out and having religious debates again > w<

  133. Jinxed44
    Jinxed44
    July 28, 2017 at 5:06 pm | #

    Angel Mode Mary ™ is kinda freaking me out.

  134. Luchucholo
    Luchucholo
    July 28, 2017 at 6:27 pm | #

    Mary, c´mere. Hear me out, there. Are you a SANE person?

  135. Halpful
    Halpful
    July 28, 2017 at 7:00 pm | #

    hmm. amber turning down the transformer eventually reminded me that I still feel like I owe a friend for not risking my life to save his pager in high school. and a bunch of other silly things. yay self-awareness!

    it’s like… I’m more aware of the purpose behind social things that I can’t manage to do, so my brain was trying to be all “o noes you’re not perfect, that means you’re horrible and nobody should put up with you” which is obvious bullshit when put into words, but much sneakier when it’s lurking in shadowy corners of my brain… not only that, but, that kind of thinking actively hinders me from solving the problems it identifies. exactly the kind of bullshit anxiety tries to trap me in so I’ll never try to do things.

    and I think the answer to that is… sorta… no we don’t want to ignore those problems (if they actually *are* problems), but neither do we want the bullshit “solutions” anxiety provides. we want a middle path. using compassion and boundaries to change the things that need changing, instead of attempting fight/flight/freeze against ourself. and holy crap does that take a lot of compassion. so it’s something to do in small doses at first, like weightlifting – you need to give the body the time and resources to heal and grow stronger, to grow that well of compassion the way muscles are grown. and some days you’re not well enough to manage it, and that’s ok. rome wasn’t built in a day and all that.

    take a moment to think of just
    flexibility, love and trust…

    • Halpful
      Halpful
      July 28, 2017 at 9:59 pm | #

      Aww, I totally missed the chance for a “strong in the real way” joke.

  136. Tomas
    Tomas
    July 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm | #

    Geez, Mary, are you saying ALL Christians are rapists?! Nice straw-man! This Mary person is obviously a knee-jerk atheist who knows nothing about Christian culture!

  137. Stella
    Stella
    July 28, 2017 at 11:36 pm | #

    Sort of a weird tangent, but I’m wondering if there exists a religion or philosophy out that *does* justify rape according to its own parameters.

    Like, okay, if you were to make a list of all rapists in the world, I’m certain you’d find at least one adherent to each religion or secular philosophy represented. Some would be over-represented, probably (maybe nihilists? idk). But, at the same time, raping a stranger at a party would be considered immoral, I suspect, by the standards of morality in pretty much every ethical framework in existence.

    Which leads to sort of a conundrum, or maybe just a hard limit of ethics in general (religious or otherwise): is it just impossible to make people internalize an ethic if they’re not already inclined to follow it? If 99% of ethical frameworks agree raping a stranger is wrong, yet there are still many people who clearly feel like that doesn’t apply to them, is there any way to fix the problem?

    I mean, ideally, prevent the problem before it happens, not simply punish the person afterwards.

  138. Pinkie
    Pinkie
    July 28, 2017 at 11:44 pm | #

    Looks like self-awareness is still a sin, eh, Mary?

    On another site – No Longer Quivering – we’ve got some quotes from people in a similar fundamentalist Christian culture; long story short, every one of the featured authors is severely lacking in self-awareness.

    • Stella
      Stella
      July 29, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      Are they?

      I’ve seen the main woman who began NLQ interviewed on other sites (secular feminist magazines and so on). It seemed like she was doing important work, but I did get a bit teary just reading the interview so I didn’t click through to the rest of the site.

      Are the featured authors lacking self-awareness because they’re speaking out against spiritual abuse but still condoning other kinds of abuse? Or what’s the main issue you’re seeing that’s problematic?

      I suppose I should just go through and read it myself :/ I was considering adding it as a resource on a local domestic violence website, but if there are too many pro-abuse stories on there I probably shouldn’t.

  139. Ryan
    Ryan
    July 29, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

    “You have something to lose.”

    How quickly we forget.

    She’s planting seeds. She’s playing the long con. She’s getting on everybody’s good side so they don’t hate HER more than they hate RUTH the next time Mary tries some evil bullshit.

    I’m not sure what you’d call this kind of action, it’s not really gaslighting, not really plausible deniability, but a weird, distorted mix of the two. There’s probably a term for it but I’m not sure. They’re not going to be doubting their own sanity, but doubting that they KNOW Mary is an evil douchebag. So not quite gaslighting.

    When she pulls her revenge off on Ruth and Billie down the road, and Billie spills what Mary did/tried to do, by then everybody will have been used to the “new” Mary. And no one will back Ruth or Billie up(maybe almost nobody at least, somebody might swoop in if Willis wants to give us a happy almost ending to that plot line, maybe Joyce, maybe Carla, maybe Rachel, who knows).

    It’s why she’s laying this shit on so thick, even on Carla. Prancing around in a white dress all sing-songy and happy and smiles. That didn’t just fucking HAPPEN.

    The last time we saw her before this white dress thing happened she was literally grinning evilly at Billie and telling her she has something to lose.

    This, or some version of this, is her plan.

    • Minder
      Minder
      July 29, 2017 at 5:14 am | #

      lmao still @ like sorry but one last thing b/c all these comments speculating over mary’s deal last few days and whether it has to do with ryan personally or some master plan of evil, etc. and like

      one last comment now that i am just sitting here giggling at these theories on mary getting out of control (my own included) because come on guys, it could be some master plan or history with ryan OR MAYBE hey so you know what else makes people nice and cheery, girl got laid.

      prolly mary just had an awesome-fucking friday night w/pun intended and the endorphin high is riding her high enough that she…gasp…feels like being nice to the sinners for a change!!

      because why not? love the sinner, hate the sin; all that, god will send them to hell in good time! good morning songs! sunshine and rainbows!! she’ll even pay a compliment to the [insert awful slur here] and well gee shit there was a religious dude who did a…uh, a sin thing the other day. and oh shit maybe the others might suspect that mary, the holiest one, might also be capable of–IT’S AMAZING HOW PEOPLE WILL USE THEIR FAITH TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING YOU GUYS BUT MAN I SURE DO BELIEVE THAT IS BAD AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO

  140. Raibean
    Raibean
    July 29, 2017 at 2:49 am | #

    “Yes, Mary, I agree whole-heartedly. Without a hint of irony. But I’m speaking for myself in that.”

  141. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    July 29, 2017 at 8:07 am | #

    Non-hateful Mary is weird. I don’t think I’m the only one here but non-hateful Mary is honeymoon phasing like whoa.

    Something is building with her and I don’t know what it is and it makes me worried.

  142. John Madden
    John Madden
    July 29, 2017 at 9:09 am | #

    Pot, the kettle’s on the phone for you. Something about you being black.

  143. Hari
    Hari
    July 30, 2017 at 1:09 am | #

    Whoa! Joyce swore. She must be really upset if she swore. Not that I can blame her.

    Mary really really really needs to have the shit beaten out of her.

  144. Orion Fury
    Orion Fury
    July 30, 2017 at 5:48 pm | #

    Buh..what…um…ow.

  145. KingOfGreyfell
    KingOfGreyfell
    July 30, 2017 at 10:30 pm | #

    Even Mary has standards, evidently.

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