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Truck

by David M Willis on November 3, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - To Those Who'd Ground Me
└ Tags: amazi-girl, joyce, ross, sal

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  1. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    HOLY SHIT

    • Androiddreams
      Androiddreams
      November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      HNNNNNGH

      • Thor
        Thor
        November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

        LOUD NOISES

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 2:14 am | #

          Screams of “I CALLED IT!”.

          Well kinda. Near the bottom of http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/holdon/ you’ll find a comment near the bottom where I said “You know, I’m still trying to work out whether Amazigirl winds up saving Sal or Sal winds up saving Amazigirl ” I guess I know which way it works now.

          Of course that was also the one in which Joyce says “Nothing more can hurt me.”

          • a snow ʍousɐ
            a snow ʍousɐ
            November 3, 2015 at 7:14 am | #

            I kind of figured Sal would save AmaziGirl. It’s like atonement for her heist.

            • a snow ʍousɐ
              a snow ʍousɐ
              November 3, 2015 at 7:15 am | #

              Now AmaziGirl will start having CONFLICTING FEELINGS about Sal.

              • gkheyf
                gkheyf
                November 3, 2015 at 7:56 am | #

                huh. when sal started interacting with danny, i figured he’d be the one having conflicting feelings about sal. move over ethan, time for a foursome!

                but seriously, redemption!…assuming everyone comes out of this ok

              • ozzi
                ozzi
                November 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

                Sal/amazigirl slipstream……

                • Purphoros
                  Purphoros
                  November 3, 2015 at 4:56 pm | #

                  Seen a lot of Andromeda lately?

            • astrocom
              astrocom
              November 3, 2015 at 8:07 am | #

              Not to mention, keeps the series thematically grounded in reality without killing Amber. I mean…sorta.

          • Lamia
            Lamia
            November 3, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

            I’m not convinced that Sal catching Amazigirl mid-fall like that is going to “save” her.

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      motorcycle ex machina

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Not technically, since we knew they were coming. But there is no rational explanation to why they are appearing from that angle. For the record: I’m not complaining.

        Aaand Amazi-Girl is just going to love being rescued by Our Lady of Up-to-no-goodness.

        • Jimmy
          Jimmy
          November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

          Sal said she knew some short cuts off the highway. Maybe she just got off one?

          • brumagem (phone)
            brumagem (phone)
            November 3, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

            A short cut that goes to the middle of a bridge?

            • Kol
              Kol
              November 3, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

              I would be completely unsurprised.

            • Adept Arcanist
              Adept Arcanist
              November 3, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

              Obviously she finds the same sorts of shortcuts that Sans uses. 😛

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 3, 2015 at 3:48 am | #

              Remember how she got her time trial in Rainbow Road?

              • Ellen
                Ellen
                November 3, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

                Oh wow, true!

              • nothri
                nothri
                November 3, 2015 at 8:24 am | #

                Which ironically she wouldn’t have gotten if not for the help of the man Amazigirl was banging.

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              November 3, 2015 at 2:26 pm | #

              Possibly? Is there an old rail bed there? (I’m not familiar with the area.) “Not legal” doesn’t necessarily mean “not a shortcut” for people who aren’t super-concerned about the legal aspect.

          • Binky
            Binky
            November 3, 2015 at 6:09 am | #

            Clearly there was a well-placed Car Hauler set up to make a perfect ramp.

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          November 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm | #

          Angle can be explained by the fact that Sal told us she was taking a more direct route to the highway.

      • Yabbs
        Yabbs
        November 3, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

        More like Chekhov’s Motorcycle.

        • m2iCodeJockey
          m2iCodeJockey
          November 3, 2015 at 3:07 am | #

          “… … WTF is the ‘Like’ button on th-… …”

        • astrocom
          astrocom
          November 3, 2015 at 8:13 am | #

          I feel like Chekhov’s motorcycle would just end up being ridden though. This is more like…Chekhov’s high speed chase? Chekhov’s speeding motorcycle? The motorcycle did appear somewhat suddenly, maybe Deus ex Chekhov or Chekhov ex Machina? There’s got to already be a generic hybrid term. Final proposal: Chekhov ex Motorcyle.

          • m2iCodeJockey
            m2iCodeJockey
            November 3, 2015 at 11:15 am | #

            Well, there’s no guarantee anything will be completely resolved by motorcycle.
            In its current position, it’s still in the intercept path of the Blue Truck.

            Yep. Totally no brakes on the psychopa- Uh… On the truck.
            No brakes on the truck.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 3, 2015 at 12:08 pm | #

              I’m sure the truck is braking. And has been for the 30 seconds or so since he saw the car spinning.
              Luckily the driver is smart enough not to lock up the brakes and risk jack-knifing it and sweeping the whole road clean.

              • m2iCodeJockey
                m2iCodeJockey
                November 3, 2015 at 4:13 pm | #

                Well, I see a “HONK-HONK!!!” but, not a “pssh-shqueak-shqueak-shqueak-shqueak!!” anywhere, in sight…

                • m2iCodeJockey
                  m2iCodeJockey
                  November 3, 2015 at 4:14 pm | #

                  In fact, I think he up-shifted…

          • Durandal_1707
            Durandal_1707
            November 3, 2015 at 2:22 pm | #

            Or it could be Chekov’s motorcycle, which is the kind that was inwented in Russia.

      • Zarancorde
        Zarancorde
        November 3, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

        I think you meant deus ex motorcycle

      • Purphoros
        Purphoros
        November 3, 2015 at 4:58 pm | #

        Machina ex Machina then? Didn’t know they reproduce…

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        November 3, 2015 at 7:18 pm | #

        Deus ex machinehead

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      next comic:

      Sal: *misses* “whoops”

      Amazi-Girl: *stain across the road*

      Readers: DAMN YOU WILLIS

      Also readers: *phew* “It was just a bad dream”

      Sal: *misses* “whoops”

      • Someone
        Someone
        November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        I love how every reader happens to have the same bad dream

        • Clondike
          Clondike
          November 3, 2015 at 9:54 am | #

          Nah, only those of you who would have cursed Willis.

      • Some Unregistered Punk
        Some Unregistered Punk
        November 3, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

        nah…. more like, Sall catches her but the trucks hits the bike and the blonde gets to see Heaven sooner than she thought she would see it.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

          Relax. The blonde says nothing more can hurt her, and if Sal misses, well Amazigirl has dense bones from the lab accident, so it’s all good.

        • Hijean
          Hijean
          November 3, 2015 at 4:48 am | #

          Try Sal catches her, but trucks move fast and they all die.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 3, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

        Who’s really dreaming? Tomorrow’s comic starts with Amber sitting on her parents’ living room floor, transfixed by a toy. Blaine and Stacy enter.

        Blaine: “I don’t understand this autism. I talk to my girl, but…I’m not even sure if she ever hears me…Amber’s locked inside her own world. Staring at that toy all day long. What does she think about?”

        [Amber shakes the object, revealing it to be a snowglobe]

        Blaine: Come on, it’s time for dinner.

        [Blaine gently takes the snowglobe and places it on the mantle. All three exit. Cut to closeup of snowglobe, revealing a plastic model of the fountain from the IU campus inside as the snow settles.]

        • m2iCodeJockey
          m2iCodeJockey
          November 3, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

          * As Blaine scoops up Amber, a blue and red motorcycle toy falls from Amber’s loosely closed palm

          Amber: “Jnnnn-Snnn!!” (Joyce!!, Sal!!)
          Blaine: “Come on, Rose-Buddy. Dinner’s getting cold. We’ll come back to play, after…”

          • DSL
            DSL
            November 3, 2015 at 4:50 am | #

            Tight shot on JOYCE’s face as she opens her eyes. Camera pulls back to show her lying in bed.
            JOYCE: “Honey, I just had the strangest dream. We were back in college and I was riding on the back of your sister’s motorcycle and Amber was dressed in a superhero suit … ”
            Camera continues pulling back to reveal, in bed next to JOYCE, WALKY …

            • Cody B
              Cody B
              November 3, 2015 at 8:53 am | #

              But it turns out the entire college was just an autistic kid’s snowglobe.

              • m2iCodeJockey
                m2iCodeJockey
                November 3, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

                * Amber sitting on her parents’ living room floor, transfixed by a toy. Blaine and Stacy enter…

                Blaine: “I don’t understand this autism. I talk to my girl, but-”
                * Blaine gently takes the snowglobe…

              • Guairdean Beatha
                Guairdean Beatha
                November 3, 2015 at 1:32 pm | #

                Is Sal’s motorcycle named Rosebud?

        • bubba0077
          bubba0077
          November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm | #

          Ironically, the name of the truck driver is Tommy Westphall.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Holy shit, indeed.

      • Inkblot
        Inkblot
        November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        It’s what’s in Ross’s pants.

        • Thor
          Thor
          November 3, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

          Looks for the upvote button Damn you, Willis!

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 3, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

            Yeah, we need an edit button, an upvote button and a Damn You Willis” button.

            • Ellen
              Ellen
              November 3, 2015 at 6:22 am | #

              Hear, hear!

            • David Weinehall
              David Weinehall
              November 3, 2015 at 3:36 pm | #

              Wouldn’t the “Damn You Willis” button basically be a visit-counter?

    • Mandy
      Mandy
      November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Also, a second holy shit, because I think this is the first time I’ve ever had the first comment on anything my life. XD

      • Kim
        Kim
        November 3, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

        And What A Comment it is! 🙂

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        November 3, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

        Enjoy it. For the font of firstness dries quickly.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      THAT’S WHAT I SAID!

      • Ellen
        Ellen
        November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        ME TOO! Verbatim.

        • Dr. Smart
          Dr. Smart
          November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

          ditto

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 3, 2015 at 2:29 am | #

            You spoke for all of us.

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      November 3, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

      Exactly my reaction holy shit

    • Porthos9438
      Porthos9438
      November 3, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

      *Singing* HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! OK, so she’d probably kill me for calling her Mighty Mouse, but that’s what started playing in my head when I saw that last panel.

    • nanoi
      nanoi
      November 3, 2015 at 4:39 am | #

      ahhh truck it
      mother trucker
      son of a truck
      holy truck
      all of which can be used in this situation

    • kingoHrts
      kingoHrts
      November 3, 2015 at 5:34 am | #

      Exactly my response.

    • Skizz
      Skizz
      November 3, 2015 at 5:34 am | #

      Yeah, don’t try this at home kids. For a start, trucks don’t move that slwoly.

  2. Julie
    Julie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Amazi-Sal to the rescue!

    • Thor
      Thor
      November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      …and because of this experience, Sal was able to ace all of her Classical Physics homework and tests, even though she was confined to a hospital bed with 32 broken bones and the memory of Joyce’s brains spilling out across the asphalt.

      • David
        David
        November 3, 2015 at 2:11 am | #

        Honestly? Taking a look at what she’s doing here, I’m pretty sure that both her and Amber would fail Physics 101. In particular mechanics of solid bodies.

        I do have to express my surprise at the ongoing traffic being completely unfazed by all the antics here and just going forward. Usually some stiff life is enough to slow it to a crawl, let alone a dangerous action sequence like this.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          November 3, 2015 at 2:43 am | #

          Never underestimate the human ability to ignore things that do not immediately and overtly concern them, no matter how dramatic and unusual.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 3, 2015 at 6:26 am | #

          What traffic?
          The truck driver’s probably been standing on his brakes since he saw the car spin a few seconds back. One other car passed in that lane a few strips back, just in time to see Amazi-girl on the roof. There’s been no one else in their lane except the red car.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          November 3, 2015 at 8:45 am | #

          Stiff life? Either that’s a typo or a local phrase I’m not familiar with but I’m enjoying it.

  3. anna
    anna
    November 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    SWEEEEEEET

  4. Dreadhawk177
    Dreadhawk177
    November 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Amazi-Save!

  5. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Impressive.

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Most impressive.

  6. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    what

  7. Knifleman
    Knifleman
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    College!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      I know! This comic sums up my experience perfectly!

      The truck was red in my case, though.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        mine was a cab-over-engine

        • JetstreamGW
          JetstreamGW
          November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

          Mine was legit Optimus Prime.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            November 3, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

            I guess that’s to be expected for a Decepticon?

        • Dafydd
          Dafydd
          November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          Optimus Prime?!

      • Thor
        Thor
        November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        Mine was a 4000-class 4-8-8-4 articulated, coal-fired, steam locomotive.

        • AeroQC
          AeroQC
          November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

          Mine was modified by Doc Brown and traveled through time.

          • modernpython
            modernpython
            November 3, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

            With mine, I was promised that the car would travel back in time before it hit me.

            • davidbreslin101
              davidbreslin101
              November 3, 2015 at 10:05 am | #

              I was told that the car WOULD hit me, but in doing so restore the world to the correct timeline. Sort of worked, but we still don’t have the pterodactyls back.

              • Mephron
                Mephron
                November 3, 2015 at 12:21 pm | #

                Never listen to a man in a rabbit suit. It never goes well.

      • Smiling Cat
        Smiling Cat
        November 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

        Not enough rampaging Spinosaurus for mine.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        November 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

        Mine was blue. I think. I don’t know, I got amnesia from that day. All I know is they told me that I went headlong into a semi and the entire passenger’s side caved in to the driver’s side. Surprisingly the worst injury I got was a single broken collar bone.

      • Stephen R. Bierce
        Stephen R. Bierce
        November 3, 2015 at 1:34 am | #

        Coast Guard Lockheed HC-130H Hercules search-and-rescue airplane.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm | #

        Mine was a giant vinegaroon in a top hat.

    • Very Good Karma
      Very Good Karma
      November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Dang man I know I remember the time my Sophmore year when I was riding around on the roof of a car fighting a gunman in order to save an innocent girl! It’s like this comic is about me! Dang those were some crazy times though, sure takes me back.

      • Vibbles
        Vibbles
        November 3, 2015 at 10:39 pm | #

        I. .. I guess I just feel like I kinda missed out on that quintessential college experience, yknow? I was kinda quiet in college, spent a lot of time in the dorm, doing schoolwork and research and hacking into international criminal organizations to subvert the dismantling of the most powerful governments of the world and finding weak points in their headquarter security systems to allow myself and a few close friends to break in and destroy any physical records. I just wasn’t much of a party person, I guess.

    • Captain Napalm
      Captain Napalm
      November 3, 2015 at 9:34 am | #

      Weirdly, this does feel college to me. Second panel Amber has a perfect “Suddenly I realize I may not survive superheroing” face. Losing that belief in being young and invincible is a part of growing up, even if this isn’t the usual method.

  8. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Sal to the rescue!

  9. Memyself
    Memyself
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Makes sense.

  10. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    And Sal’s big Han Solo moment in 3, 2, 1!

    • Injury Man
      Injury Man
      November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Sal stabbed first.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        November 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

        Hey, Willis revised it for a reason, and we must respect his artistic vision!

        • DSL
          DSL
          November 3, 2015 at 4:52 am | #

          “It’s true. All of it.”

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            November 3, 2015 at 8:53 am | #

            “So Greedo DID shoot first!”
            “… Get out.”

    • lightsabermario
      lightsabermario
      November 3, 2015 at 1:31 am | #

      Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?

      • Tim
        Tim
        November 3, 2015 at 1:39 am | #

        Big damn heroes sir

      • Thorn
        Thorn
        November 3, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

        BIG DAMN HEROES!

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          November 3, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

          Ain’t we just.

  11. jefffwinger
    jefffwinger
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    I can feel the slo-mo

    • lejwocky
      lejwocky
      November 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Bwooooongn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA

      • jefffwinger
        jefffwinger
        November 3, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPJ2ZjYlY38

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

      And suitably dramatic background music, synchronised to on-screen events!

  12. Lordikaroz91
    Lordikaroz91
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Sal to the rescue

  13. Mada
    Mada
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    Nice catch, Sal.

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Hasn’t caught her yet. Heck, Sal’s bike might still get hit from the look of it.

  14. a4lbi
    a4lbi
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    *screams a lot*

  15. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    November 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Good show

  16. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    And now AG will be conflicted cuz her arch-nemesis saved her from being road pizza.

    • Athedia
      Athedia
      November 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      I was just thinking this. She is going to have to deal with the fact that people can change *GASP* Also that this vigilante stuff is going to get her killed.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        November 3, 2015 at 7:38 pm | #

        I foresee her going full-Gollum on this…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      “Sal realizes it’s the chick who gave her a hand scar and decides not to catch her.

  17. Marie
    Marie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    SAL THAT IS A VERY NOBLE IDEA BUT ALSO A TERRIBLE ONE

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      Don’t you bring your physics into this comic strip, young lady!

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      It’s okay though. She has no regrets.

  18. NoHeart6265
    NoHeart6265
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    And thus the Ultimate Alliance was forged

    • Derf
      Derf
      November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Justice Leage of Indiana University.

      • Derf
        Derf
        November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        or, you know, “league”. I’m not sure what a “leage” is.

        • Wublub
          Wublub
          November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

          The only difference is that there’s no “u” in “leage”.
          Because you aren’t cool enough to join it.
          (Pretend my gravatar is Mike right now and not Ruth. Although I guess I could see Ruth saying that too.)

  19. zack
    zack
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Sorta saw this one coming. It was like Chekov’s motorcycle.

    • DSL
      DSL
      November 3, 2015 at 4:54 am | #

      “Ah yes. Motorcycle. It was inwented by Iwan the Terrible.”

  20. TexasDex
    TexasDex
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Where the heck did she come from?

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 3, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

      The shortcut.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 3, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

      I would argue that there seems to be a thin bike lane along the side of the bridge, that she must have been driving against traffic in, but that seems flimsy, even to me. Not sure where she came from.

  21. Lucy
    Lucy
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    oh dear, all i can think about right now is the fact that there are now SO MANY CANDIDATES for that hospital scene

    • Mandy
      Mandy
      November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      The paramedics show up at whatever the end scene of this mayhem is and just say “You know what? Fuck it. EVERYONE is going to the hospital.”

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 3, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

        That wouldn’t be an awful idea, to treat shock and stuff (other than that I guess everyone might end up with medical debt? is that how it works? although on the other hand maybe IU has a student plan).

        Damn You Willis alternative, everyone except the characters on screen right now are in the hospital.

        • Lucy
          Lucy
          November 3, 2015 at 11:24 am | #

          “Oh, yeah, they’re all fine. Kind of a miracle, don’t you think? Anyway, flu season is here and 90% of our student body is out of commission. Funny how life sometimes works like that.”

    • Rodimiss
      Rodimiss
      November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Prediction: everyone is in the hospital. It’s a party.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        The comic name changes to “Peekaboo, I.C.U.”

        • Ellen
          Ellen
          November 3, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

          *slow clap*

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 3, 2015 at 9:01 am | #

          A story about Ms. Picabou Lain, a young I.C.U. attendant who nurses a bunch of dumb college students back to health.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      It’s the truck driver. He’s actually a very nice man who drives responsibly and didn’t deserve to have any of this happen to him. He’s not even on the clock, he’s using his own time to deliver a shipment of donated shoes to an orphanage.

      Has a heart attack from the stress. Luckily he makes a full recovery. And adopts Becky.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

        He’s not even supposed to BE here today!

        • Strangeshapes
          Strangeshapes
          November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

          I see what you did there … And I approve.

        • Batman
          Batman
          November 3, 2015 at 9:10 am | #

          He was two weeks from retirement.

      • Twilightomens
        Twilightomens
        November 3, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

        Oh that’s good I’m glad he made a full recovery and adopted Becky.
        I was worried.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 3, 2015 at 2:58 pm | #

        Truckload of cabbages.

    • Tomas
      Tomas
      November 3, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      It will be ME in the hospital for cardiac arrest!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 3, 2015 at 9:04 am | #

        Actually, it’s Willis. Had a heart attack while drawing tomorrow’s comic. His ghost artist has been covering for him while he recuperates. Expect a dramatic change in the art, starting tomorrow.

    • Eva
      Eva
      November 3, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      Why isn’t Joyce in the poll but she is in the back of that motorcycle?

      • Michael Chandra
        Michael Chandra
        November 3, 2015 at 3:58 am | #

        Several characters haven’t been included in the poll, either because they all die or because they’re essentially main cast and are in plenty of comics already.

  22. kenny
    kenny
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    *plays electric guitar!

  23. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Hopefully comic-book physics will prevail, otherwise things are going to get very messy.

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Amazi-girl just pulled a 270 between those shots, so yeah.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      I don’t think that bike was made for 3 people.

  24. Jake
    Jake
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    wuh? where did Sal even come from? how is she coming in at that angle? was she driving headlong into the truck before turning to catch Amazigirl?

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Yeah, I agree. This shot is pretty disorienting.

    • Safgaftsa
      Safgaftsa
      November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      I would say she took some sort of off-road shortcut, but I doubt she could have forded a river on her motorcycle.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        November 3, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

        Something something oxen something.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      She did tell Joyce she was gonna take some shortcuts so I assume they came out of an alley or side street.

      • Memyself
        Memyself
        November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        On a bridge?

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

          the shortcuts were to GET to the bridge

          hell, the angle could be such that she rode UP the bridge only to drive off a la Darkwing Duck

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

          Oh I hadn’t noticed the bridge railings. Then… Iunno. Ramps?

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            November 3, 2015 at 9:08 am | #

            There… seems to be a bike lane? Maybe she was driving in it? Against traffic?

            Yeah, I know, it’s reaching.

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              November 3, 2015 at 8:35 pm | #

              because bike lanes are the safest place to be

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      She and Amber are both James freakin’ Bond, apparently.

    • No
      No
      November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Yeah this really stretches my ability to suspend reality….

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

        Obviously you need more practice.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 3, 2015 at 9:16 am | #

          How suspended is my disbelief?

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1EmTKAWIw

          THIS suspended!

          (WARNING: video will cause vertigo.)

    • evilmidnightlurker
      evilmidnightlurker
      November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      She took a shortcut through Scott Pilgrim’s mind.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2015 at 10:21 am | #

        Internets. Many Internets.

  25. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    November 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Is this sort of thing allowed to happen without Vin Diesel present? I’m not up to date on traffic laws.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      Sal was cloned from the DNA of Vin Diesel.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 3, 2015 at 9:18 am | #

        Clearly Sal got all of Vin’s ‘awesome action movie’ genes, while Walky got all of Vin’s ‘adorkable nerd’ genes.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      November 3, 2015 at 8:25 am | #

      The truck probably runs on diesel, so we’re cool.

  26. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Half a dozen motorcycle songs are fighting over what’s being played on the Muzak back on campus.

  27. Riku
    Riku
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Is nobody else worried that it looks like the truck is about to hit Sal and Joyce? Or am I just looking at it wrong/

    • NinjaNick
      NinjaNick
      November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      I just hope they dodge the 10-ton bullet.

      • Karen Lynn
        Karen Lynn
        November 3, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

        If only it were 10 tons. Try 40 tons.

        • Dana
          Dana
          November 3, 2015 at 7:36 am | #

          At some point another ton or two isn’t a meaningful detail.

          • Karen Lynn
            Karen Lynn
            November 3, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

            At some point, sure, but the average weight of an empty truck is 38,000 pounds. 19 tons. Empty trucks can still stop quickly. Loaded ones can’t.

            Standard maximum GVR(assuming they don’t have overweight permits) is 80,000 pounds. 40 tons.

    • drs
      drs
      November 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Yes, the impossibly flying motorcycle is somehow coming in from the side in time to be broadsided by a semi. That’s what I see. And if they’re not hit, I’d think catching Amazi-Girl would knock them over.

      • Riku
        Riku
        November 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

        Yeah best case scenario I’m seeing here is they “catch” Amber, tumble forward and crash with Joyce and Sal ending up pretty battered and Amber getting more injured than she already is

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          November 3, 2015 at 11:51 am | #

          Cue: Timely passing vehicle dragging a flatbed trailer full of comfy mattresses.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      “OH SHIT. I DIDN’T REALLY THINK THIS THROU-“

      • Riku
        Riku
        November 3, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

        rip

  28. Lia47
    Lia47
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Sal ilu but u better not be about to make any derisive comments about amazigirl because in net awesomeness she is still kicking your ass right now

  29. Memyself
    Memyself
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    That said, having driven a car that had the front tire blow on the freeway and break into a slide at that speed, not sure how she pulled off a turn.

    • LuniasM
      LuniasM
      November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      I was almost in a bad accident earlier this year when I was trying to merge (the entrance ramp was like half a mile long so you had time to get up to speed) and when I turned to check my blind spot someone in front of me slowed down suddenly. I barely saw it in time and swerved across two lanes, lost control, and somehow got the car going back towards the right lane (at a 90-degree angle to the traffic, no less) in the span of 7 seconds. I have no idea how I did it and I’m almost 100% certain it was dumb luck.

      • Memyself
        Memyself
        November 3, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        Very lucky. It can be done. But without tires? Suddenly a lot less possible. Turning the wheel would be ineffectual, I think.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm | #

        How many articles of clothing did you soil?

    • Zan Thrax
      Zan Thrax
      November 3, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

      Damn near everything that’s happened since the first strip on the highway hasn’t made much sense physics-wise. If that car was somehow sliding sideways as the art seems to suggest, with a driver whose barely inside (and thus presumably isn’t in contact with the pedals) and a blown out right front tire, it should be rolling by now. It certainly wouldn’t straighten out no matter what Amber did with the wheel without some very skilled throttle input.

  30. abacuswizard
    abacuswizard
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    BLESS YOU WILLIS

  31. Fran
    Fran
    November 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Omg, I get the feeling of suspension of belief now. But somehow I know Willis will make this work!

  32. IJ
    IJ
    November 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    You know Amber has to end up in the hospital for maximum drama potential.

    That’s where her dad is.

    • LuniasM
      LuniasM
      November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      That’s what I’ve been saying, glad someone else caught on!

      Worst part is, if she’s going to the hospital her identity will definitely be revealed, and last we heard the police were looking for Asshole Dad #1’s assaulter. With Amazigirl unmasked, he’ll know it was her that beat him up. Who knows what he’d do then…

      • Mr k
        Mr k
        November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        He lost his memory thanks to the beating, hopefully.

      • GJT
        GJT
        November 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        well, if she goes on her own, after the fact, or taken by friends, she doesn’t have to be unmasked except to a select few.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      While there he tells Amber that while he is dissapointed in her, he respects her standing up to him and decides to leave her alone for now.

      • DSL
        DSL
        November 3, 2015 at 4:58 am | #

        He shrinks into his bed, screaming “KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!” He is carted off to the room with padded wallpaper.

  33. Friday
    Friday
    November 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    And then they all died. Webcomic over. Let’s go home folks.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      The comic will now focus on Danny, who will start a relationship with Mary.

      • Mr k
        Mr k
        November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        Naw, it’ll focus on Faz and his attempts at getting a girlfriend.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

          He learns to love and becomes a better person. He finally realizes how creepy he was and how it prevented him from making friends. He gets a job, makes friends, gets a girlfriend, and gets married. The name of the strip will be “That’s Faz”

          • Someone
            Someone
            November 3, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

            Alternatively Faz, Howard and Riley will team up and start the league of slightly annoying but not really evil younger siblings. Riley will ultimately be defeated by someone giving her 10 bucks and telling her where the supermarket is.

  34. Lena
    Lena
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    After all these years I’ve never made a comment but now it is time because THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING I’VE SEEN IN FOREVER

    D-damn you, Willis!

  35. Sarah
    Sarah
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh man, cue a crisis for Amber when she actually sees Sal’s face. Prior to this, hating her was easy but now Sal just saved her from becoming roadkill

  36. Burgerking
    Burgerking
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Did Sal just apparate there? Is… Is Sal Harry Potter in disguise?

    • Mr Ak
      Mr Ak
      November 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Yes.

      • Ellen
        Ellen
        November 3, 2015 at 6:25 am | #

        Nah that would make Sal Hagrid, probably. 😛

        • Red Chase
          Red Chase
          November 3, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

          I mean on the whole she’s mostlike Sirius black. He was a rebellious teenager with a motorbike after all

          • merbrat
            merbrat
            November 3, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

            …who spent time in lockup, didn’t fit in with rest of family…

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      November 3, 2015 at 8:58 am | #

      I noted a week or two ago that Toedad fits Mr Dursley’s physical description perfectly (“Large and neckless, with an enormous black mustache”).

      Yes, I am reading the books for the first time right now.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

        Logically that would make Becks Harry Potter.

  37. Orbit Junkie
    Orbit Junkie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    I may have panicked for a few minutes because of DST.

  38. AShadowofu
    AShadowofu
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    GOOD SHOW Amazi-girl. You saved two people and thanks to say you are not a permanent mark on that truck. 😀 Now get the car to stop and beat the crap out of toe dad.

  39. Someone
    Someone
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Anyone else find it out that the truck is still moving, maybe I just don’t know enough about how trucks work but I feel like he should braked the moment he saw a car go skidding across the road

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      *odd

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      They take a while to stop cuz of inertia.

    • Rebachu
      Rebachu
      November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      In previous comments, someone suggested that the road having a single dotted yellow line means that they are on the highway out of town, probably going 55 MPH, so I think this would apply. http://www.teslamotorsclub.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=93118&d=1441431547

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      It takes like ten trailer-lengths for something that size going 55 mph to come to a full stop.

      AT LEAST

      (not to mention, the truck TURNED just before the bridge)

      • segnosaur
        segnosaur
        November 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        Well, technically if it just turned onto the road, it probably wouldn’t be travelling the full 55mph (It did seem like a fairly sharp turn in the previous comics.)

        Still, it will take a while to stop.

  40. Androiddreams
    Androiddreams
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    surely even of sal isnt hit by the truck she’ll still hit the car like everyone is going so fast but they still occupy the same couple of feet

  41. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    That’ll be a painful catch, and a difficult recovery, but Joyce is getting one helluva motorcycle ride. Fundie, on the other hand, may be seriously screwed. With luck, Becky’s unbuckled and in control. Lastly, what happened to Dina?

  42. chefhoag
    chefhoag
    November 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Now…how in the Hell is Sal going to LAND this?
    How is the car going to come to a stop, and will it be right-side up?
    How will Ross feel, knowing his miserable life was saved by a “heathen woman”?

    This is FAR from over, folks.

    • Zan Thrax
      Zan Thrax
      November 3, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

      Never mind how’s she going to land this. How the hell is she supposed to catch Amber, who outweighs her and is currently falling off of a high-speed vehicle? Even if she actually managed to somehow get a grip on her, the best outcome would be a dislocated arm for her and not dumping the bike onto the pavement.

      Much more likely for the bike and all three girls – only one of which is wearing a helmet or any clothing remotely durable enough to deal with the high-speed road rash – to be bleeding all over the pavement where there are multiple vehicles all traveling at high rates of speed to run them over.

  43. Someone
    Someone
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Uh oh.

    Trucks roll everyone dies.

  44. Ben
    Ben
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    I CAN’T HANDLE THIS ROLLER-COASTER OF ADRENALINE!

  45. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m concerned by the lack of speed lines on the bike.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 3, 2015 at 7:59 am | #

      that bike has been hanging motionless there for a while waiting for amazi-girl. once she falls, it’ll hit 80 instantaneously

  46. evan
    evan
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    holy fucking shit.

  47. CriticalQuit
    CriticalQuit
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    I am like 40% sure this is not how physics work

    • Kole
      Kole
      November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      right like… why is she falling down… then falling up……… what?!

      • showler
        showler
        November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        Changing “camera” angles.

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          November 3, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

          Changing camera angles or not, I’m pretty sure in that last panel she’s managed to gain height from the roof of the car. But Amazi-Girl can do these sorts of things.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 2:34 pm | #

        Due to the name of this story, normal physics no longer apply!

        It’s all in the song lyrics, both Amazi-Girl and Sal and Joyce are defying gravity!

  48. Ghostforge
    Ghostforge
    November 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    why do i feel that the last thing amber will see before losing consciousness is sal’s helmet coming off revealing her face…

    • Athedia
      Athedia
      November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Because you have a sense of dramatic timing?

    • The Grammar Legionary
      The Grammar Legionary
      November 3, 2015 at 11:43 pm | #

      Amber already knows Sal has a motorbike, and may very well recognize her next strip. That is, if she’s even still conscious…

  49. I Write Monsters
    I Write Monsters
    November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Does anyone else picture Sal catching her and completing that bike leap and have the E.T. theme play in their head?

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 3, 2015 at 3:05 pm | #

      Dukes of Hazzard theme.

  50. l3aker
    l3aker
    November 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    And here I thought this was a comic more mundane than the one about aliens and demigod cheese.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 10:28 am | #

      Surprise!

  51. Sergei Andropov
    Sergei Andropov
    November 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Suddenly, Dumbing of Age turns into Doctor McNinja. Next, Dina appears riding a T-Rex and chases toedad into the sunset.

    • Mansa Musa's Ghost
      Mansa Musa's Ghost
      November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      Gordito and Dina OTP

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm | #

        Nevermind Gordito, Becky X Dina X Doctor Dinosaur OT3.

        • Smiling Cat
          Smiling Cat
          November 3, 2015 at 11:57 pm | #

          Dina wouldn’t be able to tolerate Doctor Dinosaur’s inaccuracies and misconceptions about his own species.

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 3, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

      Great now I want a cross over

  52. Larkle
    Larkle
    November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    And that’s how Sal and Amazi-girl/Amber became best friends.

  53. Palamdrone
    Palamdrone
    November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    WHAT!

    • Palamdrone
      Palamdrone
      November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      WHAT?

      • Kepod
        Kepod
        November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        What?

      • Palamdrone
        Palamdrone
        November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        Not what….HOW???

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          November 3, 2015 at 8:29 am | #

          WHERE? WHEN? WHY? WHO?

          • fallingwaters2
            fallingwaters2
            November 3, 2015 at 10:45 am | #

            QUE? COMO? QUIEN?

            • Dragon_Nataku
              Dragon_Nataku
              November 3, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

              ¿Quien está en primero?

              • Kepod
                Kepod
                November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

                Quomodo?

  54. sun tzu
    sun tzu
    November 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Welp, this has officially jumped the truck. 😛

    On a more serious note: Ross no longer has his gun. That… makes things easier. So do the slashed tires on his car – provided it doesn’t crash, Becky can get out soon.

    • Palamdrone
      Palamdrone
      November 3, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      You assume the gun doesn’t land at the same place where the car stops. You assume too much…

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 3, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

        It’s back at least a few car-lenths, at least. Once they stop it’s going to take Toedad McTinylegs a while to retrieve it.

      • Ellen
        Ellen
        November 3, 2015 at 6:26 am | #

        After contacting the road the Gun will have lost momentum much faster than the car. It’ll be a ways back.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 3, 2015 at 3:07 pm | #

          After contacting the road at that speed, it will be bent and in several pieces.

  55. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    So they are all Jedis now.
    Nothing unusual to see here. Carry-on

  56. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Well lookso like Sal isn’t going let her heart the end of all this.

  57. My1DigitIQ
    My1DigitIQ
    November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Lol wut.

  58. Marc in MN
    Marc in MN
    November 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Man, this was totally my college experience.

    Ok, not really.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Yeah. I got hit by the truck. The afterlife is crazy y’all.

      • Someone
        Someone
        November 3, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

        apparently they have wi-fi good to know

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        November 3, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

        I have ten thousand follow up questions.

        • DSL
          DSL
          November 3, 2015 at 5:03 am | #

          … and an appropriate avatar.

  59. FriendlyNeighborhoodDave
    FriendlyNeighborhoodDave
    November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    And Sal for the save! Bet that’s gonna mess with Amber’s worldview just a little bit!

  60. evilmidnightlurker
    evilmidnightlurker
    November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Amazi-Girl and KAMEN RIDER SAL

    no wait the lady Riders always die

  61. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Okay, therapy for everybody after this, right?

  62. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    OK now, seriously WTF?!? Also this means Toedad is gonna eat some asphalt because there is now way too much slack in that rope to keep him in the window.

  63. Marie
    Marie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Although I doubt it’s going to lead to him surrendering Becky (and as I said a couple days/weeks ago I hope it doesn’t because I fear less charges would be laid*), I’m curious how Toedad’s going to handle the fact that a person who was going against his divine mission and outrightly defying him and also was a woman just saved his life in a potentially self-sacrificing situation.

    Because he’s awful he’ll probably just block it out, but I’d love if it angsted him up while he was in jail.

    * I also worry that forgiveness would be weak storywise since it kind of negates this whole long plot (the only significant character growth would be Ross** and he wouldn’t be on screen much after, it’s not Parents of Age). It would also be frustrating because there’s been so much pain reading this arc and I feel like that would just be an empty ending. It would be triply frustrating (not just thirdly, but multiplied triple) because it would downplay the real life similar instances that almost never end that way and fuel the “you should just talk to your parents about it, abused kid” thing.
    ** (and yes possibly Ambermazigirl but despite bad dad involvement amping it up for her, conflict due to Sal saving her ass could happen in a large number of ways (and even finding out about Sal helping Joyce when she was alone would probably be a leaping point for that which wouldn’t need this arc if Toedad negates it))

    • Ghola
      Ghola
      November 3, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

      The cars about to go over a cliff, problem solved.

      Remember kids! Cruise control is the Devil’s Pedal.

    • ailorn
      ailorn
      November 3, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

      It looks to me that Toedad was pulling on the end of the rope that caused Amazigirl to go flying out of the car. I dont think he’s doing anything to help, and is just trying to stay in the car (via rope).

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 3, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

        I thought she had him holding it (yesterday) so she could get inside, but I could be mistaken.

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          November 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

          She tossed him the loose end dangling from her arm. Maybe he pulled himself up, and grabs the suction cup she let go of (on the windshield).

    • Carolyn
      Carolyn
      November 3, 2015 at 9:17 am | #

      Regardless if it gives him pause or not, Toedad needs a crap-ton of therapy before he should be allowed anywhere near Becky. He needs to realize what he did was wrong, pay his debt to society, and work on his MANY issues before he can potentially move forward with any kind of positive and healthy relationship with his daughter.

      And that’s IF Becky is willing to accept any apologies. Even if Ross has a legitimate “My God, what have I done?!” moment, after all he’s done Becky would be well within her rights to permanently sever all ties with him.

      • Dragon_Nataku
        Dragon_Nataku
        November 3, 2015 at 1:27 pm | #

        … you know therapy only works for people who actually want to change, right? Like they say, the first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one in the first place. Toedad doesn’t exactly strike me as the “omg I was wrong” type.

        • Carolyn
          Carolyn
          November 3, 2015 at 3:23 pm | #

          Oh yeah, absolutely. The first step towards redemption is admitting you were wrong. It’s a rare thing, especially when coming from a background as fanatical as Ross’s. My earlier post was me musing on a hypothetical scenario where this turn of events gives Ross a wake-up call. In reality, I really doubt he can be made to regret any of his actions.

  64. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A HELMET.

    YOU’LL ALL BE LUCKY TO NOT DIE.

    Dang danger-prone teenagers.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 3, 2015 at 8:00 am | #

      yea, joyce is really taking this ‘nothing more can hurt me’ thing a bit too literally

  65. Leon real
    Leon real
    November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Well, well, look who Amber ended owing her life to.
    Seriously, people, enough with pointing out the damned physics in this arc.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      What about the physics in this arc?
      http://images.tutorvista.com/cms/images/83/projectile-motion-formulas.PNG

  66. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    He may not have pushed her, but he did not try to save her.

    To deepest hell with Toedad.

    Go Sal. Hopefully this buries the hatchet between those two.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      He just pulled a gun on her. I think “not saving her” is probably the least murderous thing he’s done to her.

    • drs
      drs
      November 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Well, he’s somehow standing out the side of a speeding car on a freeway. And was doing that initially with a two-handed gun. Not sure how he was staying on at all.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        November 3, 2015 at 4:12 pm | #

        A wild non-redneck appears! Betty Anne uses HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS. It’s about as effective as it sounds. :p

        Yes, you can hang out the window of a moving vehicle holding a two-handed gun. No, it’s not safe OR recommended behavior. (Also: Hunting from your vehicle without special disabled permits is illegal regardless of hanging out the window or not, just a heads-up to fellow rednecks.)

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      Even though she saved him herself earlier! He can go fuck a thousand shits.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      I mean, considering that:
      – This strip’s events are all happening over the space of like four seconds
      – Toedad is only just regaining his balance after yesterday’s strip
      – Odds are, he’s straight-up terrified at this point
      I think we can give him a pass for not managing to save Amber. He’s still an unmitigated asshole for a whole host of reasons, but I don’t think this is one of them.

  67. CommunistCanada
    CommunistCanada
    November 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Has anyone thought of the possibility of all of them being hospitalized?

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 10:35 am | #

      Many of us have thought of the possibility that everyone not on the voting list dies. It’s a Willis comic.

      • Spiny Creature
        Spiny Creature
        November 3, 2015 at 11:27 am | #

        You mean the “who do you want to see more of next year?” voting list? Joyce, Becky, Amber, and possibly Sal, I forget, wouldn’t be on that list because Willis doesn’t include the top 5 most-seen characters from the year before. It’s never included main characters; Joyce and co. not being on it wasn’t hinting at anything.

  68. Sluthy
    Sluthy
    November 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    How strong is Sal supposed to be? She was losing a fist fight to Malaya a few nights ago, but now she’s managed to get her bike a good few feet airborne with a passenger and now expects to one-arm catch a falling girl who presumably weighs more than her.

    Also, why is AG apparently falling up? That last panel raises SO many physics/perspective-related questions.

    • Sluthy
      Sluthy
      November 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Also, I suspect in a few strips time we’ll get the following:

      AG: “Alright, I guess we’re even then.”
      Sal: “What in the HELL are you talki-”
      *AG rips off her mask revealing Amber*
      Sal: “You? I don’t even know who y-”
      *intense eye contact*
      *flashbacks all round*
      Sal: “YOU’RE THE bongo WHO STABBED MY HAND!”
      Amber: “You’re the bongo who held my friend/boyfriend hostage!”
      Joyce: “Wait…Ethan!? YOU HURT MY FRIEND/USED TO BE BOYFRIEND BUT HE WAS GAY?”
      Sal: “Wait…hunky guy? That was him? Wait… he’s gay? But he dated both of y-what!?”
      *dramatic hilarity ensues*

      • Sluthy
        Sluthy
        November 3, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

        …bongo? Really, censorbot?

        • Marie
          Marie
          November 3, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

          that’s pretty much the only censored word, because people were overusing it and (I missed the specific incident but) from my understanding using it in shitty/dehumanizing ways.

          • merbrat
            merbrat
            November 3, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

            I had a sudden scene pop into my head, this morning. Everyone is on the side of the road, safe, and Joyce stomps up to Ross. “You son-of-a-Bongo!”
            Everyone just looks at her.

          • neeks
            neeks
            November 3, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

            The specific incident was roz calling out Joyce for her belated epiphany in their gender studies class about the church being spectacularly unhelpful toward homeless lgbt youth.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 10:39 am | #

          It’s not really so much about censoring the other b word as it is increasing the number of bongos. We just really like “bongos .”

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            November 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm | #

            Bongo bongo bongo! Can’t get enough!

            It’s not my most favoritest word filter ever, though. Many years ago, on a forum owned by Neil Cicierega, if someone typed “ur” (instead of “your” or “you’re”) the filter would change it to “urethra”.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      November 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      The fight with Malaya went badly because she was taken off-guard; it was interrupted before she really fought back, so we can’t judge her strength from it.

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        November 3, 2015 at 5:59 am | #

        Yup, last thing that happened before Marcie broke it up was Sal getting riled, catching Malaya’s jab and drawing back for a massive punch of her own.

    • Palamdrone
      Palamdrone
      November 3, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      Because that is the will of Willis. The world of DoA is not like ours. The laws of physics are not constant, anything can happen at any time.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

      It has long been assumed that the superpowers possessed by the characters in the Walkyverse were due to genetic tampering. If they weren’t but were inherent do to heredity, then Sal could easily be anything up to five times stronger a women of her size and fitness would normally be expected to be.

      • Mona
        Mona
        November 3, 2015 at 3:06 am | #

        Remember how Walky has a sixpack while eating nothing but chicken nuggets. Maybe they’re just really lucky genetics-wise.

        • Shawn L.
          Shawn L.
          November 3, 2015 at 10:14 am | #

          Oh, Walky will have problems with that, just like his prior ability to coast through classes fell flat. But on this time-scale, the freshman 15 will take a lot of time to appear. Maybe in 20 years we’ll see that storyline.

    • Ridtom
      Ridtom
      November 3, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

      “Fight”.

      More like Malayla punched her and Marcie steppe din before Sal can throw a punch.

      Marcie tends to do that when Sal and violence are in proximity.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2015 at 6:39 am | #

      Honestly, whether Sal can actually catch and hold on to Amazi-girl doesn’t really matter at this point. If she can break her momentum, even at the cost of crashing the bike, that’s ugly, but far better than the grill of the truck.
      Broken bones and road rash all around.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 3, 2015 at 12:09 pm | #

        That’s what I was thinking would happen. AG looks to have passed out from the stress/injury (white bubbles around her head), and her current rag-doll situation might actually help her survive the next couple of panels. hmmmm… maybe it would be better if she were aware enough to do her tuck-n-roll landing skill.

  69. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Watch toedad keep driving like an asshole.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm | #

      Or try.

  70. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    November 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    What happened to definitely that same truck driver dude as in roomies!? He’s not tagged in this one.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 10:44 am | #

      He was standing off to the side in the last strip, but now you can’t see where he is because the truck is in the way.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2015 at 10:45 am | #

        What?

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 11:29 am | #

          Oh, okay. He’s not in this strip because he’s covered by Amazigirl’s cape. Better?

  71. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 3, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    Although not quite as much as a truck, I’m pretty sure two people moving as fast as Sal and Joyce seem to be applied to be moving would still feel like hitting a brick wall. For all of them.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 3, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      *clocks gun* we don’t appreciate the logic of physics in these parts here boy, now go back to watching toedad act like an idiot.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 3, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

      Still less so than going under a truck, though.

  72. Xain
    Xain
    November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Okay super looking forward to the mental fallout for Amber as she realizes the same person that caused one of the most traumatic moment of her life just saved it.

  73. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Sal to the rescue at the last possible moment. But, damn that’s some awesome riding.
    She’s going to deservedly get all the glory, while AG will get shit for botching up the chase. But omg was AG awesome in her attempt, and she got the car out of the skid from looks of it -a bit of a stretch that is.

    Big assumption here, that Sal is going to clear the truck and actually catch AG. AND that Toedad’s car isn’t going to run over them when they land.
    AND, Toedad is Toejam.

    If Amber had reason to hate Sal before this, got a feeling she won’t love her much when Sal tells her she knew she was gonna screw it up.

    I hope Becky is not going to see her rotten excuse for a father squished in front of her, and that she doesn’t flatten Sal and passengers as she tries to stop the car.

    • Idon'tcarenomore
      Idon'tcarenomore
      November 3, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      I think Joyce’s eyes are closed. Can’t say as I blame her, but this ride of a lifetime is going to be mainly rushes of air and lots of bumping, thumping, and hopefully, not splating.

      And where is Dina?

      • Pl0x
        Pl0x
        November 3, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

        DIIINAAAAAAa )’:

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

          In the trunk.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 3, 2015 at 3:39 am | #

      The (toe) car can’t hit them and Amazigirl pretty much can’t go under the semi (they’re going to bonk into her before she reaches it, unless she’s flying upwards somehow), although that still leaves plenty of room for disaster.

  74. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    November 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Oh my god, the irony of who’s saving her, too. How did I not realize this when Willis set her up in this story?!

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 10:48 am | #

      No trophs link?

  75. Warfoki
    Warfoki
    November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    Am I the only one who had “Losing my Religion” from REM start playing in his head seeing the first panel?

    • Palamdrone
      Palamdrone
      November 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Is that you in the corner?

    • Michael Chandra
      Michael Chandra
      November 3, 2015 at 4:12 am | #

      Given how the expression is about losing one’s temper, I had that song in my head starting with Joyce cursing. 🙂

  76. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    …this is going to end up having been a dream sequence, isn’t it?

    • TrueVCU
      TrueVCU
      November 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      Becky is going to wake up in the car having dreamed the whole rescue.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm | #

        Don’t even think of it.

  77. Thor
    Thor
    November 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

    Well the name of the chapter is clear now, because everyone in this strip is defying gravity .

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      November 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      *Tips hat*

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 3, 2015 at 10:55 am | #

      Screw gravity.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 3, 2015 at 2:52 pm | #

      Well, got ninja’d with that comment.

  78. lime sheep
    lime sheep
    November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    this is probably the best thing that could happen and im excited for how shes gonna react to sal saving her
    assuming shes still conscious and hasnt passed out from stress/being flung around

  79. Derek
    Derek
    November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    I’M STILL CONFUSED BY HOW AMBER’S BODY IS MOVING, THIS NEEDS MORE PANELS.
    And judging by the last panel erryone gunna die, so I”ll probably never find out

  80. Q
    Q
    November 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    Cerulean blue is like a gentle breeze…

  81. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    The irony is Amazi-Girl actually did just about everything right. There’s no way in hell they would have caught up with Toedad if not for Amber making his life (no pun intended) hell.

    THEY MUST WORK TOGETHER!

    BATAMBER AND SUPER-SAL!

  82. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    November 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    My ability to suspend my disbelief is currently rather suspended, but I think I’ll forgive it for the sake of the epic mindfuck Amber’s going to suffer soon.

  83. HelpIveFallen
    HelpIveFallen
    November 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

    THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN HOPING FOR

  84. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    November 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

    Evil Knievel eat your heart out. Comic book physics on parade here. That bike better have some hellacious springs on it to cushion the impact of landing, plus Amber’s going to throw Sal’s balance off. Oh well, road rash is better than being truck pizza.

    • Aislashu
      Aislashu
      November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      Amber’s impact jars Sal back, which knocks into Joyce and sends her off the bike and under the semi. -.- But somehow she’ll survive.

  85. Tilly the Hun
    Tilly the Hun
    November 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

    The Matrix is strong with this one

  86. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    Anyone notice that Ross didn’t even make an attempt to grab Amazi-girl’s hand?

    If they survive, Joyce has no excuse what-so-ever for being a scaredy cat.

    • Michael Chandra
      Michael Chandra
      November 3, 2015 at 4:14 am | #

      The same rope that he’s desperately hanging onto just gained a lot of slack from her losing her grip. Doubt he’s capable of grabbing her while also suddenly losing a significant part of his grip.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2015 at 10:53 am | #

        The rope just got a lot of slack and now Ross is entangled in the rope and is being drug along the ground.

  87. Cooper
    Cooper
    November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    For everyone commenting on how Sal came from that angle, it’s actually pretty well thought out. Think about it, she had to pass not only the spinning out car, but Red Car Heroine as well. Considering how far behind they were, they likely caught up around now, hanging back to look for opening, and Sal made this move trying to pass/when she realized everything was going wrong.

    • Dellaran
      Dellaran
      November 3, 2015 at 12:52 pm | #

      I think I agree… and in this scenario, Sal must have deliberately accelerated straight toward the oncoming truck to try to reach Ross’s car. Girl’s got some guts.

  88. Vree
    Vree
    November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    #&@k realism!

  89. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    SERIOUSLY ?!

  90. Marie
    Marie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

    If he so much as clips the end of that bike Joyce is going to be fucked.

    Not dead, obviously, but being thrown onto pavement out of midair at a high speed is pretty unfun and painful even if you don’t get hit by a semi.

  91. najaru
    najaru
    November 3, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

    Why are people getting hung up on physics… It’s a comic. Some of th best comics, like Scott Pilgrim, rely on devices like this.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      November 3, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      Yes, but Scott Pilgrim at no point pretends to be realistic, while this comic has generally suggested it was grounded in reality.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        November 3, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

        HAHAHAHAHA and you believed that why?

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 3, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

        Also because people enjoy speculating (especially since it’s a serial), and with it being realistic, looking at the physics behind what’s happening helps with that, especially in an action sequence.

        Also also, recognizing the physics means recognizing what risks the characters are taking, and as such understanding them more. Sal is getting very close with death to save someone (and someone she wouldn’t be expected to make a ridiculous risk for, like if it was Marcie (and even for her this is a deathly risk we’re talking about, no one would blame Sal for not dying for her friend)), that shows a lot about her character. If that truck was way off, it would be a noble gesture to grab her but not the same. If she didn’t do it, we’d be getting a glimpse at Sal’s fear, as opposed to her usual aloofness.

        Part of enjoying comics (or literature, or shows), for me, is thinking about them.

        • Nono
          Nono
          November 3, 2015 at 7:26 am | #

          This. Even with more outlandish comics, having the idea of the physics behind everything works makes it more enjoyable. X-Men powers all have some idea of the physics behind them, such as Gambit converting energy types. You still have the silly beams and flying, but beng able to relate that world to our own makes it more relatable.

          You don’t always need them (see Street Fighter, where we just accept every fighter has some ability to shoot some form of fire/electric/whatever), but it really depends on the universe. The more similar to it to our own, the more useful a good physics background is.

          • Marie
            Marie
            November 4, 2015 at 12:00 am | #

            A thing you got toward and reminded me that I forgot to say it- for the last few days the physics have been weird (although I don’t find them impossible other than some artistic license (Amber has bounced a bit in the air) and margin of error (sometimes the motion lines are weird)), which means that it’s harder to be emotionally involved or interested as I was describing, because suddenly the stakes become lower (although I would argue that it doesn’t stop us from using it to understand characters at least, because they don’t know it- Sal and Amber went into this not knowing that Willis said no one dies).

            Also Amanduh said (below) that it requires a suspension of disbelief that wasn’t required before, and the dissonance it causes is jarring. It’s different than watching a show (etc) with physics that aren’t realistic (or are realistic, but not to real-world) and never were, because those still have consistent physics. It’s not just that it shows it isn’t real, but that it’s inconsistent with our perception as much as it would be if Mary was suddenly happy go lucky.

            Also ‘stakes’ or ‘gravity of the situation’ probably would be better phrases than ‘risk’ as I used above.

    • Amanduh
      Amanduh
      November 3, 2015 at 6:21 pm | #

      I agree that the physics is likely bothering a lot of people because up till now, this comic universe felt like ours. Even Amzi-Girl’s stunts could pretty much be explained by extensive martial arts and parkour training. So when the expectation is set that “these people could be living down the street from me”, but then they start appearing to defy gravity and physics, it creates cognitive dissonance. Willis probably didn’t expect people to feel that way; I’d say it’s a testament to how realistic his characters are, that it bothers people to see hints that they AREN’T real.

  92. Chinoy Industries Ltd.
    Chinoy Industries Ltd.
    November 3, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

    Welp, the last thread that my disbelief had been suspended by has officially snapped. Looney Tunes physics, here we come!

  93. Palamdrone
    Palamdrone
    November 3, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    Panel 3: There are movement lines on the truck. There are movement lines on Amazi-girl. THERE ARE NO MOVEMENT LINES on Sal/Joyce’s motorcycle!!!!!! It just appeared!!!!

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 3, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      Slow Motion…dramatic rescues are often done in slow motion.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 3, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

        THE WORLD!
        TOKI O TAMARE!!!!
        WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          November 3, 2015 at 3:32 am | #

          muda da.

        • evilmidnightlurker
          evilmidnightlurker
          November 3, 2015 at 4:08 pm | #

          “You made just one mistake. You pissed Sal off.”

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 3, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

      I agree with you (where were they a second ago and how are the perpendicular to everything when it’s on a bridge?), but I think the speed lines are just on the truck and Amazigirl happens to be in front of them (more seriously, probably because the truck is moving fastest and because it gives a feeling of Sal’s bike and AmaziGirl being suspended in the air, at the top of their arcs).

  94. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 3, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    The bike and the Truck look like they are inches away from each other. Way too close for comfort.

  95. bix902
    bix902
    November 3, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

    It may just be me (probably just me) but it didn’t register until just now how much Joyce ‘ s outfit is reminding me of SEMME Joyce.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      November 3, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

      You’re just now noticing that?
      Well, I suppose this bit is very SEMME like, so it would make sense that the recognition would click now.

  96. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 3, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

    This story arc is legit the best action movie I’ve seen all year.

    • Enkai
      Enkai
      November 3, 2015 at 9:35 am | #

      You clearly haven’t seen Mad Max: Fury Road yet, then.

      I mean, normally I would agree with you (this comic is awesome) but Mad Max *did* come out this year.

  97. Catty
    Catty
    November 3, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

    Oh, come on. Where the hell did she come from? And how did the bike get airborne?

    And when will Becky learn how to operate a seatbelt button?

  98. Tim C.
    Tim C.
    November 3, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

    What if….. the Joker repented before Bruce Wayne became Batman? What if the two greatest adversaries allied and forgave each other? *that* would be a good story.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 3, 2015 at 3:33 am | #

      What if bruce wayne died as a kid which turned his mother, becoming the Joker, and his dad became Batman ? Oh wait.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 3, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

        I don’t get why people like that story.

        It’s just Bat-Punisher, and his mom becomes Joker because of course she does.

  99. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    November 3, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    and suddenly DOA turns into DOA RA RA RA

    • LuckyStar7
      LuckyStar7
      November 3, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

      You.
      I like you.

  100. Marie
    Marie
    November 3, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

    Even though Ross is awful I don’t get the ‘he didn’t try to save her!’ things, because several things (point for because the first thing was already long)

    – this is all happening in seconds, he might not have had the time to even if he had the time to think of it (which I doubt, and he may not have great reflexes even for things he does care about)
    – he does look like he’s actually making an effort with the rope, helping her for some reason (not just begrudgingly not dying- remember, he already committed to having his head blown off, it’s unlikely he’s going ‘superherolady save me oh gish please save me’).
    – also inertia and balance. he might not be able to shift his weight without falling himself, even if he wanted to (which I doubt but you know)
    – we can’t see that he didn’t- it would be between panels 1-2 (she’s already pretty far in panel 2 and we can’t see him, so he might be reaching above camera where her leg used to be)

    I mean, he’s a massively awful person (and he’d hardly be less of one for trying to help Amber), but I wouldn’t consider this a reason why he’s awful.

  101. Badeyes
    Badeyes
    November 3, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

    Nope, didn’t see that one coming.
    I mean even knowing Sal and Joyce were gonna show up any second, and that Amazi-Girl was likely gonna get tossed by that direction correction that was not the likely next event stack my brain was processing.
    Now trying to work out the bike-truck-car positioning to even guess at the next near catastrophe is coming.

  102. Tomas
    Tomas
    November 3, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

    With Joyce wearing her old SEMME colors, it looks like she’s lifting Sal and the motorcycle with her jetpack.

  103. Nick
    Nick
    November 3, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

    Kids, if ever a costumed maniac falls onto your car hood on the road and screams at you to follow the car in front, *do not do this.*

  104. Bri
    Bri
    November 3, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

    This has nothing to do with today’s comic, but I need people who know what I mean to tell me whether or not this man looks weirdly like a real life Toe Dad: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/missouri-townspeople-shun-sex-abuse-victim-as-a-liar-even-after-good-man-admits-to-raping-her/

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 3, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

      Yes (but balder), and also if it was Indiana I would believe it was somehow actually him. It sounds like their community, even if we don’t know if Toedad is sex criminal awful as well as abuse and kidnapping and (fine with) murder awful

  105. Kaara
    Kaara
    November 3, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

    TIMING MAN. Also poetic as f***.

  106. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    November 3, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

    awesome rebel biker chick, and masked campus vigalante… You know what they say about opposites! They attract!

    What’s the bet Amzi-girl’s mask slips a little and Sal sees who’s underneath?

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 3, 2015 at 3:34 am | #

      Are you… suggesting… a new slipshine ? 😀

      • Lordess of Madness
        Lordess of Madness
        November 3, 2015 at 5:52 am | #

        Hm… maybe… Perhaps…

        Nah, I was thinking more a “Holy fuck! *You’re* amzi-gril?!” Then maybe a flash back where Sal is then like “Wait, shit! You’re the chic who stabbed my hand way back when!”

  107. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 3, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

    I suggest that the name of this strip be changed from “Dumbing of Age” to “Suspension of Belief”.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 3, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

      I understand that that’s probably a typo, but I’m trying to decide if that’s harsher or less harsh than Suspension of Disbelief.

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

        Suspension of Amber [For Being a Campus Vigilante]

  108. Reepunzel
    Reepunzel
    November 3, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

    Next comic: One red panel followed by three black ones.

  109. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 3, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

    Eeeeexelent timing.

    Becky: Come on, you guys, I already AM a lesbian, you don’t have to put on a show. Just save me already.

  110. Packy
    Packy
    November 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

    I just realized that I haven’t checked the alt-text on the comic since things started getting ugly.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 3, 2015 at 3:35 am | #

      The original title for this one, if I’m to believe the image name, was “integrity”.

  111. That guy
    That guy
    November 3, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

    Is there a shark lying on the road that we can’t see?

  112. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

    Amber, Sal? When you get back to campus invest in lottery tickets! Your luck will never be as good as this ever again!

  113. Megatron
    Megatron
    November 3, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

    I’ll say this for this comic: this installment is better than that one episode of Transformers where the kids used spare parts to build B.O.T.

    “Call sanitation. There’s junk all over the street!”

  114. Zan Thrax
    Zan Thrax
    November 3, 2015 at 2:14 am | #

    The last few strips are really sapping my interest. This series had (I thought intentionally) been sticking to human-scale interactions without any comic/cartoon physics-ignoring action. But the past few days have been increasingly feeling like a silly action movie. I’ve already read Willis’ aliens & superpowers comic, and don’t really feel like continuing to read this one if it turns into another iteration of that. A couple weeks ago, I was looking forward to finding out what happened to Dina, seeing Amber forced to accept that Amazi-Girl is a representation of incredibly serious mental issues, and maybe even having some fiction other than television procedurals acknowledge that “let the police handle it” is generally the correct solution. And now I’m just waiting out a ridiculously over the top action movie being told 5 seconds at a time and hoping that this isn’t going to end with a bunch of physics-ignoring twenty-year-old college kids having saved the day without any consequences or any actual police involvement.

    At this point, I miss “Walky doesn’t want to acknowledge that he needs to start studying”.

    • Garrett
      Garrett
      November 3, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

      That’s the pain of a 1 strip a day comic. He wants to throw some excitement in every once and a while. It is still character based. Just give it a few days and read through all the action at once. That will make it much less bothersome to you. Years of this comic I’m sure you can endure a week of action. While Amazi-Girl is over the top. Desperate people take action, Toe Dad’s actions aren’t too ridiculous for the story purpose.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 3, 2015 at 7:22 am | #

      Yeah, you’re not alone on that front. At this point I’m basically just waiting for it to be over. The action being forcibly restricted to once-a-day newspaper-style four panel action also really holds it back.

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 3, 2015 at 12:06 pm | #

      “and maybe even having some fiction other than television procedurals acknowledge that “let the police handle it” is generally the correct solution.”

      The literally DOZENS of real life superheroes out there will disagree with you on that one….
      And while these events certainly are “amazing”, they are nowhere near IMPOSSIBLE yet.

      • Zan Thrax
        Zan Thrax
        November 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm | #

        By real-life superheroes, do you mean the few people who are wandering around their cities in costumes? Because, so far as I’m aware, none of them have been engaging in any action-movie shenanigans involving guns, kidnapping, and high-speed highway chases. And almost everything that’s been happening in the past week has been physically impossible.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm | #

          Weeeellll, I don’t know if it’s totally impossible so much as highly improbable and likely to turn you into a fine red mist on the side of the highway.

          Sal appearing out of a wormhole right in front of a speeding truck to cop an Amazi-feel is sillybuns, though.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 4, 2015 at 7:45 am | #

          Well, then you should probably read up about them, some of them are fairly action-y, getting shot at, etc, while others are more of the neighbour hood watch type. Most of them DO train for these kind of situations, all the same. A few of them join up in “leagues”, and one such league is actually working on a working Iron Man suit, they hired a genius engineer to build it.
          I wouldn’t start an argument with “as far as I’m aware”, unless you’ve actually googled it first.
          “And almost everything that’s been happening in the past week has been physically impossible.”
          The only physically impossible thing we’ve seen so far is the wormhole biking that Spencer mentioned.

  115. podian
    podian
    November 3, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

    no regrets

    • Michael Chandra
      Michael Chandra
      November 3, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

      You, Podian, are a monster.

  116. merbrat
    merbrat
    November 3, 2015 at 2:18 am | #

    I think Amazi-Girl finally passed out! Her little white bubbles around her head were there when she launched, she didn’t finish her sentence and her eyes are now closed. Her injuries and stress have caught-up to her. She will probably wake up after they “land”, so to speak.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 3, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

      yup. definitely not sweat bubbles. what chance is there after this that she can go back to class without a trip to the hospital? if only she had a private doctor like batman.

      then again, sal is basically batman…

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 8:24 am | #

      I think that Sal will be shocked when Amazi-Girl fights her off so she can zip-tie Ross, wrist and foot and make sure Becky is okay. Then she’ll start foaming at the mouth, crash, faint and end up lying unconscious at Sal, Joyce and Becky’s feet.

      Then the dilemma: To they violate her privacy by taking off her mask and taking her to the hospital or do they take risk (both personally and with her health) to try to treat her themselves?

  117. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 3, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

    The spinning Ford Focus continues to spin. The rope that Amazi-Girl tossed to Ross is suddenly slack. Amazi-Girl floats thru the air to be gathered in by wossername. And a good time was enjoyed by all.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:13 am | #

      You mean you didn’t notice the other oncoming truck?

  118. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

    This really isn’t surprising. Hasn’t anyone ever noticed how reality goes on a holiday whenever Amazi-Girl is in the strip? She keeps on doing ever more improbable things! It’s almost as if she twists reality around her, turning a slice-of-life strip into a superhero strip of some kind! The only time when it seems that this doesn’t happen is when Danny is there to witness events.

    My concern is that, maybe we’re seeing Amber’s distorted memories. In reality, things were more mundane although the same general outcome is achieved. That would be disturbing because it would mean Amber is further gone than we realised.

    • Ellen
      Ellen
      November 3, 2015 at 6:31 am | #

      Woah.

    • Jen
      Jen
      November 3, 2015 at 8:43 am | #

      Very interesting hypothesis, BenRG. 🙂

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:15 am | #

      Intriguing, I’love give you that.

    • Captain Whatever on the planet of things
      Captain Whatever on the planet of things
      November 3, 2015 at 6:07 pm | #

      Nice – I like this idea.

  119. Garrett
    Garrett
    November 3, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

    I voted to see more Mike. Next vote would be Sarah. Does that say anything about me?

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:16 am | #

      Yes.

  120. buzzsaw
    buzzsaw
    November 3, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

    Tomorrow we learn that through the whole rescue, Sal didn’t disobey a single traffic law.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:19 am | #

      Carrying a passenger on a cycle who has no helmet isn’t a violation of state traffic laws? I’m asking.

      • 80-watt Hamster
        80-watt Hamster
        November 3, 2015 at 12:25 pm | #

        Couldn’t find anything in the Indiana motor vehicle code about passengers and helmets. They’re explicitly required for permit holders and those under 18. So… no? Probably?

      • segnosaur
        segnosaur
        November 3, 2015 at 1:08 pm | #

        Plot twist.. after being rescued, Amazi-girl arrests Joyce for being on a motorcycle without a helmet.

        Hey, she’s quite strict about following the law…

        • Alice Macher
          Alice Macher
          November 3, 2015 at 2:09 pm | #

          Amazi-Girl: Motorcycle. No helmet. I checked. Very bad.

          Joyce: Wait, so now you’re using a Rorschach voice? Also, how the hell do I know that?

      • Horerczy
        Horerczy
        November 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm | #

        Not sure about the state in comics but in South Carolina no helmet, no problem.

  121. JA
    JA
    November 3, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

    So Joyce finally got to drive a motorcycle.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:36 am | #

      As Sal makes the catch, Joyce drives it into the ground. Hence the chapter title.

  122. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 3, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

    I think we MIIIIIIIIGHT be drifting away from the realism a little bit.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

      You know something, to me, being too rigid for realism is as boring as saying “screw physics” all the time. There is a balance between the two. After all, College is supposed to be a time of exploration and growth, so there should be adventures along the way. If you’re going to chronicle adventures, you might as well go to town!

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 3, 2015 at 7:37 am | #

        No amount of soul searching can casually shatter the laws of physics.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 3, 2015 at 11:38 am | #

          Tell that to Einstein and his girlfriend.

  123. ailorn
    ailorn
    November 3, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

    Shouldn’t Toe-dad be falling out of the car too? He’s holding onto the end of the rope that had been around Amazi-girl’s arm which now has lots of slack… If he dies like that how much closure is Becky gonna get?

    • Michael Chandra
      Michael Chandra
      November 3, 2015 at 4:21 am | #

      He’ll lose some grip yes, but he won’t immediately drop out the same way he didn’t before she tossed him the rope.

  124. acher4
    acher4
    November 3, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

    Woohoo!!!!!!!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2015 at 3:29 am | #

      With Willis, that’s “WiiGii!!!!”

  125. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2015 at 2:41 am | #

    Prediction: As Joyce and Becky hug emotionally, Sal starts verbally tearing into Amazi-Girl for her antics. Completely to her surprise, Amazi-Girl faints into her arms and her last words are: “I’m sorry for stabbing you… please don’t hurt me!” Her mask chooses that moment to detach.

    There are… consequences, by no means all of them for Amber.

  126. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    November 3, 2015 at 3:05 am | #

    Has Amazi-Girl actually helped the situation at all though? I mean… what she’s doing is very brave (and crazy), but none of her actions have helped Becky. Have they?

    • madock345
      madock345
      November 3, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

      I think so. She’s got the gun away from Toedad, and got him away from Becky. The risk of a car crash is unfortunate, but growing less likely, and less dangerous over time, as the car slows down now that nobody’s pushing the gas.
      Plus, she’s now caused enough of a scene that the police will be able to figure out where they’re actually supposed to be going, and she gave Becky the distraction she needed to get all the evidence on phone record to 911. I think things would be significantly worse if she wasn’t here, Toedad would have had time to really hurt Becky after he noticed the phone.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm | #

        More closely, she has given Becky the reason to dial 911 (and to use the safety-belt).

        Before Amazi-Girl appeared, Becky had given up.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 3:10 am | #

      She’s disarmed Ross and given him such a scare that I don’t think he’s going to be able to put up much of a fight to resist Sal and Joyce’s intervention. She’s also disabled Ross’s car, making it nearly impossible for him to escape with Becky.

    • Mona
      Mona
      November 3, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

      Becky called 911, the car has a destroyed tire, Toedad lost his gun. IF everyone survives the next few seconds, the situation will be MUCH better than if Amazigirl hadn’t been there.

  127. Drakey
    Drakey
    November 3, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

    Ahem…

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

  128. m2iCodeJockey
    m2iCodeJockey
    November 3, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

    “…OFF THE HOO-”
    GAHHHHHHHHD-dammit…

  129. anna
    anna
    November 3, 2015 at 3:30 am | #

    All these comments, and no one’s yet predicted Amber and Sal sharing a hospital room?

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      November 3, 2015 at 4:36 am | #

      Well, one MIGHT be wondering: “Would someone ever put-two-and-two-together if >>AG<< ever ends up in the hospital or Amber, the same hospital as Blaine?"
      -Blaine got his ass kicked
      -In a public parking lot (cameras?)
      -to the point of being hospitalized (coma?)
      -As far as the audience knows, Amber hasn't visited Blaine though, he may have been in the news and she schools in the same town.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm | #

        No coma! Blaine has claimed he was attacked by a large male!

        • m2iCodeJockey
          m2iCodeJockey
          November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm | #

          Thanks. You know, in spot in my own memory where that strip should be is completely fill by Daisy’s (and my own) browser history…

  130. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 3, 2015 at 3:32 am | #

    Is anybody concerned that, since ToeDad has lost the rifle, there is no evidence of a firearm-related offense?

    “Sir, you are under arrest for illegal discharge of a firearm on campus.”
    “A gun?  What gun?  I have no gun.  There is no gun here.”

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 3, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

      Red driver is an indpendant witness.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        November 3, 2015 at 4:32 am | #

        Let alone about a dozen students who were standing around the fountain watching Ross threaten Becky and Joyce.

    • THISguy
      THISguy
      November 3, 2015 at 3:49 am | #

      Rifle still exists, can still be found and dusted for prints, and gunshots were heard on the 911 call that’s still going. He’s got PLENTY of evidence on him. That and also what darkoneko said.

    • Wasted
      Wasted
      November 3, 2015 at 5:47 am | #

      Ross will have gunshot residue on his hands, probably.

    • Eric Hansen
      Eric Hansen
      November 3, 2015 at 8:32 am | #

      Gunshot residue is a thing.

  131. Blahaha
    Blahaha
    November 3, 2015 at 4:31 am | #

    Maybe Willis is trying to make up for the Roomies! comic that tore apart our delicate feels?

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:41 am | #

      Good one.

  132. Tiggerpete
    Tiggerpete
    November 3, 2015 at 4:31 am | #

    This is all in slow motion right now

  133. m2iCodeJockey
    m2iCodeJockey
    November 3, 2015 at 4:48 am | #

    Oh, so, the Red Car and the Blue Truck work together?

  134. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    November 3, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

    How does this even work -_-

  135. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    November 3, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

    That poor truck driver.
    He’s not tagged anymore. Let’s hope he hasn’t had a heart attack at the wheel and died.

  136. Chris2315
    Chris2315
    November 3, 2015 at 5:16 am | #

    So, I think this comic has no officially jumped the shark… no wait, that’s not right. Jumped the truck?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 3, 2015 at 7:39 am | #

      Eh, once this story arc is over we’ll go right back to awesomeness.

      • HiiroArana79
        HiiroArana79
        November 3, 2015 at 9:38 am | #

        Like depressing alcoholic lesbian codependency? Or awkward discovery of bi-sexuality?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 3, 2015 at 9:42 am | #

          Neither Billie or Ruth are lesbians, but yes, actually. The next arc is a Billie/Ruth focused one.

          I’m kind of hoping Danny’s sexuality issues get put on the backburner for a while so he can focus on Amber. At the least, less googly eyes at Ethan-sempai.

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 3, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

      Isn’t a shark jumping moment, a moment in something that in hindsight is representative of a general decline in quality of the work due to wackiness? And not something that you can really declare right in the middle of things?

      • Peduncle
        Peduncle
        November 3, 2015 at 1:46 pm | #

        Correct, except in the case of fifth-season Buffy.

  137. NotLegato
    NotLegato
    November 3, 2015 at 5:19 am | #

    and then they all died.

    ….i mean, look at it! they are so dead.

  138. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2015 at 5:27 am | #

    It occurs to me that this timely intervention is only possible if Sal and Joyce have been driving along the tree-line, watching events transpire. I don’t even want to guess what they think about what they’ve seen!

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

      More trying to catch up.

  139. Skizz
    Skizz
    November 3, 2015 at 5:35 am | #

    It is a good thing Sal is failing Maths and Physics or she would know jow impossible that is.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

      Never tell her the odds.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 4:52 pm | #

        Not sure about her physics grades, but her math understanding was getting better.

        She may now be able to calculate the odds on her own:

        Sal: How is this even possible? Shouldn’t some extremly odd events have much higher probability?
        Joyce: Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

  140. SDGlyph
    SDGlyph
    November 3, 2015 at 5:44 am | #

    Jetpack!Joyce CONFIRMED!

  141. 3-I
    3-I
    November 3, 2015 at 5:44 am | #

    Does anyone else smell the end of a redemption arc?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 6:01 am | #

      Not the end, nor even the beginning of the end but, rather, the end of the beginning, the end of the part of the arc where Amber was fighting her demons alone and Sal was drifting and without direction in her life.

  142. Wasted
    Wasted
    November 3, 2015 at 5:47 am | #

    Sal confirmed for Amazi-Robin/Nightwing?

  143. NelC
    NelC
    November 3, 2015 at 6:00 am | #

    I hate to get all physics nerdy (not necessarily true) but… I was wondering if we were going to have a Superman-Lois Lane back-breaking incident in the first frame of the next comic, what with the motorbike going at high speed one way and Amazi-Girl seemingly going another way. So then I was trying work out which way she is moving, and I was darned if I could figure it out.

    Like, the car is going down the freeway at high speed, but it’s also spinning around clockwise, so AG should be moving more or less parallel to the road, plus a vector at a tangent to the spin of the car when she loses her grip. Since the car is pointing up the road in the first frame, AG is probably still moving along the road in frame 2, but slightly faster than the car. So she ain’t going to hit the truck unless the car is. But hitting the road at anything above around twenty miles an hour is going to break some bones.

    Meanwhile the bike must have been coming up behind the car, overtaking on the inside, and is catching AG in mid-air at a still faster speed than the car or AG. Which might be fairly slow, relative to AG. The only worry is how the bike’s going to keep from spinning out with the sudden added weight of another passenger and the driver trying to catch her with one hand and steer the bike with the other. That’s a superpower, right there.

    Let’s leave alone Amazi-Girl’s complicated spin vector (because, really, how does she turn 180° on her long axis from frame 1 to frame 2, without also turning another 90° or more in frame 3? Conservation of angular momentum, it’s the law in this universe). I’d expect her to be belly-up in frame 2 and then facing towards the bike in frame 3.

    Anyway, I can only assume that the angle of the bike in frame 3 is artistic licence, and it isn’t really moving at a right angle to the road lanes, it just looks like it, because where would it have come from? Through the bridge supports?

    Anyway, enough physics nerdery; I crit because I love. Keep up the good work!

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:49 am | #

      You’received assuming a constant passage of time between panels which has clearly not been the case. Also there are a number of things which are happening sequentially but which have been shown in the same panel because storytelling.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

      No word about her clearly falling upwards?

      • NelC
        NelC
        November 4, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

        I’d written too much as it was.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 4, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

        Momentum

  144. RowanB
    RowanB
    November 3, 2015 at 6:50 am | #

    Anyone else hear the opening music of Voltron in the last panel?

  145. altalemur
    altalemur
    November 3, 2015 at 6:54 am | #

    this action sequence has ben amazing!

  146. Carmeops
    Carmeops
    November 3, 2015 at 6:56 am | #

    back in the real world: disastrous car crash near the university: 6 people killed, 3 of which were students

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2015 at 11:51 am | #

      7 and 4. Trunk.

      • Carmeops
        Carmeops
        November 4, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

        6 and 3, 3 on the motorcycle, 2 in the car, 1 in the truck = 6, Becky isn’t student there, so it’s only the 3 on the motorcycle that are students

      • Carmeops
        Carmeops
        November 4, 2015 at 2:29 am | #

        oh, you meant trunk not truck, totally forgot about Dina, hope she survive.

  147. a snow ʍousɐ
    a snow ʍousɐ
    November 3, 2015 at 7:32 am | #

    Sal grabs dat booty, deflecting AmaziGirl’s path enough that she isn’t hit, then parkours up the truck.

  148. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 3, 2015 at 7:33 am | #

    I keep thinking “it can’t get any more cartoony”. Like, at some point I figured we’d reach the part where Amazi-Girl ruins everything and instead it’s just been one more ridiculous action beat after the other.

    At the least, Willis obviously had a lot of fun drawing this.

    • a snow ʍousɐ
      a snow ʍousɐ
      November 3, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

      Cartoony action sequences FTW.

  149. 767yipyip
    767yipyip
    November 3, 2015 at 7:33 am | #

    For some reason in the last panel ‘JOHN CENA’ doo doo doooo started playing in my head.

  150. a snow ʍousɐ
    a snow ʍousɐ
    November 3, 2015 at 7:35 am | #

    But seriously, somebody has to jump off that motorcycle and grab AmaziGirl in mid-air.

  151. Mtdewjunky007
    Mtdewjunky007
    November 3, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

    Does anybody else think that just as Amazi-girl lost her grip, the rest of this scene could be played like the opening of Borderlands 2? In slow motion, with Short Change Hero playing.

  152. Zero
    Zero
    November 3, 2015 at 7:57 am | #

    Is the Matrix Freeway Chase music still playing for anyone else?

  153. Li
    Li
    November 3, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

    Comments roughly 50/50 people who are clearly enjoying this whole thing and people saying “GOD who could possibly be enjoying this, it’s empirically not good and Willis should stop.”

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 3, 2015 at 8:08 am | #

      I don’t think anyone’s harping on people who are liking it. Some of us don’t, for sure, but I’d actually say it’s a lot less of a 50/50 split; most people here seem to be really into it.

      • li
        li
        November 3, 2015 at 7:18 pm | #

        They aren’t *harping* on them, per se… they’re just talking like the other group of people doesn’t exist. There’s been a lot of it every day ever since the, like, strip with Dina in the bushes.

        It’s one thing to say you don’t enjoy what’s happening in media you consume, though I think doing so in the creator’s comments (versus on your own blog) is always going to be kind of rude. But it’s a very different thing to, as people keep doing, assume this tone of Scholarly Authority and talk down to the author about “pacing” and how “suspension of disbelief has been shattered”.

        (Note the use of passive voice, how it implies that rather than being a given user’s subjective opinion this is empirically true and an objective fault with the writing.)

        And there ARE plenty of people who are making these same criticisms while purporting to own their feelings (“in my opinion, the pacing is bad”), but the fact that they’re saying it where Willis must by necessity see it still implies that this is criticism they feel he should take to heart.

        I make a big, flashing, neon exception for objections to representation. If Becky were a badly-written stereotype, a lesbian reader feeling uncomfortable would have my full support in saying “sooooo, Mr. Willis, I have some problems with this writing.”

        But when it comes to something like “pacing”… that’s always going to be subjective. That’s always going to be a matter of opinion, and something that doesn’t hurt literally anyone reading.

        All of this said: I’m not saying anyone needs to LEAVE WILLIS ALONE!!!!!, he’s a grown human being who made a choice to set up these comments and he doesn’t need my defense or protection from criticism.

        But I feel like there’s an assumption happening that all critique is valuable, and it’s just… not. If you’re not someone’s editor, don’t just presume they want to treat your opinions on their work as an authority. Don’t be surprised when you saying the current storyline has really lost you as a reader doesn’t change anything about a work that’s written three months in advance.

        And not all complaining is meant to change a work. As a fan of Agents of SHIELD, I do a lot of screaming into the void, never expecting anything to change. But I feel like if I were to tweet my screeds directly at the actors, I’d at least have a responsibility to word them differently.

        • That guy
          That guy
          November 3, 2015 at 8:18 pm | #

          I suspect most of us just think of this as discussion.

          • Li
            Li
            November 4, 2015 at 7:56 am | #

            Discuss away, though a lot of the threads I’ve read have not really seemed to welcome dissenting viewpoints as a discussion usually does. Rather they seem to be attempts at persuasive argumentation.

  154. stegosaurus
    stegosaurus
    November 3, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

    I’ll never be able to drive down that stretch of highway without thinking of this scene.

  155. Lurlock
    Lurlock
    November 3, 2015 at 8:12 am | #

    Losing… Losing my… PERSPICACITY!!

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 3, 2015 at 8:13 pm | #

      for some reason that reminds me of the first episode of “the mary tyler moore show”

      “you’ve got spunk, kid.”
      “aw, thank you!”
      “i hate spunk.”

      • Lurlock
        Lurlock
        November 3, 2015 at 9:06 pm | #

        Not sure where you got that from – it was a Simpsons reference for the record…

  156. WeirderThanWeird
    WeirderThanWeird
    November 3, 2015 at 8:15 am | #

    I totally expected the rope wrapped around her arm to tighten when the dad got flung around from the swerving and rip her arm off. I’m also really glad that didn’t happen.

  157. Eric Hansen
    Eric Hansen
    November 3, 2015 at 8:30 am | #

    The last couple strips have gotten increasingly unrealistic to the point we’ve now jumped the shark with orbital boosters strapped to our backs.

  158. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 3, 2015 at 8:35 am | #

    Why is this happening on a bridge? Plot demands that simple swerving doesn’t save the day. Remember to give credit to Joyce too. Otherwise Sal and her motorcycle wouldn’t be involved. Joyce’s connection with Sal, based on her ptsd, is whySal is involved and why we will get a Sal \ Amber storyline.

  159. Eric Hansen
    Eric Hansen
    November 3, 2015 at 8:37 am | #

    I mean let’s just make a list, because i’m like that.

    -Tire flatted on front right side of car would cause car to slew strongly right. Would also go “whumpWhumpWHUMPWHUMP GRUMBLEGRUMBLEGRIIIIIIIIND” and shoot a fountain of tire shreds into the air and not just hiss out the air.
    -Amazigirl throwing Toedad the rope while it is wrapped around her arm would cause loops of rope to constrict very tightly around her arm. The rope would not be able to come off her arm unless Toedad let go, or she spun her arm repeatedly to loose the coils. If she did that, Toedad would lose rope tension and fall.
    -Sal, presumably about to catch Amazigirl with motion translational to the direction of travel of her motor cycle with ONE HAND OFF THE BARS would result in dumping the bike instantly.

  160. Lan Mikoto
    Lan Mikoto
    November 3, 2015 at 8:54 am | #

    Whoa.

  161. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 3, 2015 at 9:01 am | #

    AG shouldn’t have been thrown from the car, she should have slid off the roof and ended up rolling on the pavement.

    But it’s more exciting the way it is, so chalk it up to creative license.

  162. Torra
    Torra
    November 3, 2015 at 9:11 am | #

    NO REGRETS

  163. Guest2015
    Guest2015
    November 3, 2015 at 9:16 am | #

    Sal saves Amazigirl… what happens to Amber’s grudge against Sal?

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      November 3, 2015 at 9:30 am | #

      Go read Les Misérables (or watch it, not everyone has the time for such a great [big] book).

  164. Jestam
    Jestam
    November 3, 2015 at 9:17 am | #

    Overlooking the kvetching, I think that Amazi-girl was incredibly brave and resourceful in all of this – I would never have been able to keep my head clear and think so inventively on every step of this rescue. I also think that the cops chasing down Toedad would have resulted in a murder-suicide or worse.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2015 at 9:31 am | #

      Agreed; I can’t have seen Ross permitting Becky to go back to a ‘life of sin’, nor could I see him willingly submitting his future to the law of the ‘sinful world’ for his actions.

  165. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 3, 2015 at 9:28 am | #

    I’m confused. Was Batman just saved… by Batman?

    • LuckyStar7
      LuckyStar7
      November 3, 2015 at 10:15 am | #

      Yes.

    • Batman
      Batman
      November 3, 2015 at 2:13 pm | #

      It happens.

  166. brumagem
    brumagem
    November 3, 2015 at 9:28 am | #

    So this time it’s Sal who’s Valjean and Amazi-girl who’s Javert I LOVE IT.

  167. HiiroArana79
    HiiroArana79
    November 3, 2015 at 9:35 am | #

    If this was the early 2000s and a movie, that Creed song woulda kicked in on the last panel.

  168. LuckyStar7
    LuckyStar7
    November 3, 2015 at 9:50 am | #

    Holy shit. I think I actually called it. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/restore/
    (my response to Just Me)

    • LuckyStar7
      LuckyStar7
      November 3, 2015 at 10:09 am | #

      Also, is anyone else thinking of Kagerou Daze right now?

  169. Dafydd
    Dafydd
    November 3, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

    Amber is so gonna need a change of pants after this.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm | #

      Everyone is.

  170. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 3, 2015 at 10:03 am | #

    Love the action sequence, W!

  171. Don Wayne
    Don Wayne
    November 3, 2015 at 10:05 am | #

    Wow. There’s so much win in this, if it’d posted before the Mets played in the series they might have won it.

    Yeah … I know. Who am I kidding?

  172. Kirbilius Clausius
    Kirbilius Clausius
    November 3, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

    This choreagraphy keeps bothering me. Tuesday’s nearly has a weird magic leg problem let alone how the car’s change in trajectory affected the characters. But Amazi-Girl (and everyone else) would be less injured bouncing into the side of the truck at that height (hence not going under the wheels) instead of moving Sal’s bike’s center of gravity outside the wheel base. This should wipe out all three of them.

    It would even be more ‘realistic’ for Amazi-Girl to land on the truck’s fender after Sal misses and runs over the top of the truck to the now-slowing car. The only (story) good to come of this is the total wipe out and Amber being faced with Sal’s ‘interference’ and Joyce being failed again sends her to the psychiatric hospital after a few tazings.

  173. TamiDOA
    TamiDOA
    November 3, 2015 at 10:41 am | #

    If we’re ignoring the physics of where did Sal come from and why is she and AG going up, then I hope we can also ignore that they’re all coming to a T intersection in about 1 truck length (panel 3 yesterday) and nobody is braking! Otherwise, everybody’s going to end up crashing off the road and the “Everybody’s going the hospital” comments above are right. Save’em Willis!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2015 at 12:20 pm | #

      If you look at a real-world picture of the actual location (and then click on the ‘back to map link at the bottom left) you will see that the northbound lane is more of an on-ramp/merging lane connecting to the 4-lane version of state highway 37 (they are currently on Walnut Street/Business Route 37).  There’s a possibility of missing the turn, but it wouldn’t be as potentially catastrophic as sailing through a stop sign at a T-intersection.

  174. anatman
    anatman
    November 3, 2015 at 10:44 am | #

    suddenly, dina appears riding wexter, axe cop’s t rex and saves the day, but axe cop chops off joyce’s head for riding without a helmet.

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      November 3, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

      Not if she does a front kick first.

  175. spiderfan14
    spiderfan14
    November 3, 2015 at 10:45 am | #

    Kinda not sure how Sal was able to get in there before the truck was able to hit Amazi-Girl.

    All I know is part of me wants to play the Kill La Kill fight song “Don’t Lose Your Way” for the remainder of this story.

  176. Steve
    Steve
    November 3, 2015 at 10:45 am | #

    A) Love the detail of Joyce’s eyes scrunched shut…

    2) Screw physics or body positions or whatever. It’s only a problem if you thought about it during your initial reading of the installment. If you simply reacted viscerally to Amazi-Girl’s imminent death or Sal’s riding to the rescue then thought about physics, etc, it didn’t get in the way of the story…

  177. zoomer296
    zoomer296
    November 3, 2015 at 11:06 am | #

    Oh. My. God. Becky, look at that truck!

  178. Sensei Le Roof
    Sensei Le Roof
    November 3, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

    I can’t not see this in slow motion. Is that normal or is my brain sticky?

  179. Emma
    Emma
    November 3, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

    NO REGRETS

  180. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 3, 2015 at 11:22 am | #

    Is it possible we’ve seen that truck in a movie? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067023/

    We have Christine reincarnated as the red car, we have the semi reincarnated, all we need is a 1928 Porter and the trifecta will be complete.

  181. evilmidnightlurker
    evilmidnightlurker
    November 3, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

    Hypothesis: everyone involved just Exalted, and the pattern spiders are tweaking the laws of physics to make everything cooler.

  182. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    November 3, 2015 at 11:38 am | #

    I understand nobody’s steering, but why is the car simply not slowing down considering nobody’s stepping on the gas either?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2015 at 11:39 am | #

      Cruise control?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

      I’m sure it is, but it’s probably been less than a minute since he took his foot of the gas. Not to mention they’ve been going sideways for part of it, so I’m sure it’s slowing.

  183. nothri
    nothri
    November 3, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

    I’m loving this scene, but that old killjoy Dr. Physics thinks at the speeds they would have to be traveling at that Amber would still be dead and Sal would have a broken arm.

    • Guairdean Beatha
      Guairdean Beatha
      November 3, 2015 at 11:58 am | #

      AG has stronger bones due to a lab accident, and Sal has a bionic arm. It was replaced after the infection when Amber stabbed her in the hand.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 3, 2015 at 12:27 pm | #

        Except that Sal is using her left arm to try to catch Amazi-Girl or otherwise break her fall.  In the aftermath of the Great Convenience Store Hold-up, Amber stabbed Sal in the *RIGHT* hand. 

        • Guairdean Beatha
          Guairdean Beatha
          November 3, 2015 at 1:35 pm | #

          It was a really BAD infection. (Actually, I misremembered which hand was stabbed.)

    • John
      John
      November 3, 2015 at 10:03 pm | #

      Nah, it’s difficult to break arms by hitting them with something fairly large and soft unless you get them pinned against something. They tend to just move with the impact otherwise. So I’m thinking more just a dislocated shoulder, at least until Sal hits the pavement after Amber’s momentum peels her (and Joyce, who is not in any way equipped for getting intimate with asphalt!) off the bike and they either slide off the far side of the bridge after the loose bike or get run over by Maggie.

  184. Antony
    Antony
    November 3, 2015 at 11:46 am | #

    That’s an avatar!

  185. bluntily.honest
    bluntily.honest
    November 3, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

    Zoidberg voice
    Hooray! A happy ending!

  186. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 3, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

    Doctor Willis: Just this once. EVERYBODY LIVES!!

  187. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 3, 2015 at 11:56 am | #

    If there’s one positive we can all agree to, it’s that the people who have said variations of “I don’t like this” not being banned forever should finally dispel the cloying falsehood that David Willis is intolerant of criticism.

    • Spiny Creature
      Spiny Creature
      November 3, 2015 at 12:04 pm | #

      So true. Turns out David Willis is only intolerant of criticism when it’s blatantly racist, misogynistic, transphobic, and comes from 4chan /co/ lurkers – who knew?!

      • Spiny Creature
        Spiny Creature
        November 3, 2015 at 12:19 pm | #

        Also I just noticed Willis removed someone’s reply to a criticism of this storyline; the reply was essentially “SO WHY DON’T YOU GO FIND A BETTER COMIC, HATER”. He did not remove the criticism. Tell me again how Willis just can’t handle being criticized, MRA commenters?

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 4, 2015 at 1:52 am | #

          Wasn’t quite what it said, but it probably needed to be removed.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 5:11 pm | #

        He’s also also intolerant against a specific weekday.

        Namely those that appears in an over-used trope.

        That trope was censored here and probably still is.

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      November 3, 2015 at 3:31 pm | #

      Spencer’s and Spiny Creature’s comments have been Tumblered for truth.

      • Alice Macher
        Alice Macher
        November 3, 2015 at 3:32 pm | #

        “Tumblred,” even. Because I cannot spell, apparently.

  188. Toes14
    Toes14
    November 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm | #

    So I’m thinking there is still the potential for disaster here.

    1) the Motorcycle doesn’t look like it’s cleared the truck’s lanes fully yet, so potential splat there.

    2) Toedad’s car is still possibly out of control ON A BRIDGE, so I could see it going over the side with Becky still inside (and Dina tied up in the trunk)

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

      Mr. Willis, would you please tell us, once and for all, that Dina is not crammed into the trunk of ToeDad’s car?

      There’s no way Dina can be in the trunk.  Think about it.  ToeDad would have had to carry her unconscious body (and the rifle; don’t forget that!) 1) out of the woods; 2) back to his car; and 3) placed her into the trunk — all without arousing suspicion — and still have been able to make it over to Showalter Fountain and arrive in about the same amount of time that it took Becky to get there?

      • That guy
        That guy
        November 3, 2015 at 7:50 pm | #

        “crammed” is such a loaded word. Nine out of ten ToeDads prefer “securely ensconced.”

  189. mo
    mo
    November 3, 2015 at 12:17 pm | #

    what a gripping story

  190. I Eat Cheese
    I Eat Cheese
    November 3, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

    This went surprisingly quickly from psychological thriller to action flick

  191. Cathy Garrett
    Cathy Garrett
    November 3, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

    Now from the boutiques of David M. Willis, a perfume guaranteed to knock you off your feet.

    Centrifugal.

    For those for whom inertia means nothing.

    • Cathy Garrett
      Cathy Garrett
      November 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm | #

      Pronounced [sen trih FOO gul], of course.

  192. merbrat
    merbrat
    November 3, 2015 at 12:38 pm | #

    Thinking back on Amber’s flashbacks… she approached Sal from behind, while Sal had her hands on the hood of a police car, being detained. Sal never saw *who* stabbed her hand, since she had her eyes closed, in pain. She wouldn’t recognize Amber or Ethan, since they were just background during the robbery. Ethan was just Sal’s size back then, so she doesn’t equate him with her hostage, either. (Ethan’s niggling memory of her was satisfied with the twin thing) Amber was the only one who got a good look at Sal. (burned into her memory for reasons)
    So when Amber/AG has these conflicting emotions about Sal, she (Sal) will continue to wonder what that girl’s problem is.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 3, 2015 at 5:16 pm | #

      Indeed. She has seen Amber before and did not recognize her.

      Her conclusion: Weirdo.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 3, 2015 at 5:17 pm | #

        forgot the link

  193. surfercarrots
    surfercarrots
    November 3, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

    SO EXCITING omg i cant stand it!!

  194. Claire
    Claire
    November 3, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

    The wickedest action sequence Indiana has ever seen.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 3, 2015 at 5:18 pm | #

      Quite normal, however, for an Indiana Jones movie!

  195. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    November 3, 2015 at 12:45 pm | #

    On the one hand, this comic doesn’t suffer from playing fast and loose with physics, in the same way “Gravity” didn’t suffer from ignoring things like the fact that the Hubble and the ISS are nowhere near being in the same neighborhood. It’s the story that matters, and I like it.

    On the other hand, it’s important to remember that playing fast and loose with science is how you get climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, anti-GMO hysteria, homeopathic remedies, and people who think no stars in photographs means “OMG fake soundstage.”

  196. Mojo
    Mojo
    November 3, 2015 at 1:14 pm | #

    Sal does know how to make an entrance…

  197. Jen
    Jen
    November 3, 2015 at 1:24 pm | #

    I am really curious to see where Willis is going with the physical laws of this comic. Is it normal reality except for when Amazigirl is in play? Or is it that this world has a general disregard of physics (kinda like the reality of the Marvel/Avengers/SHIELD world)? Or will physics come crashing back shortly to kill them all? (or at least put them in comas? Joyce with no helmet seems a dangerous thing to have here. Is she going to hit her head and become alter-ego Joyce?) O_o So many questions! Can’t wait to see how everything plays out! 🙂

  198. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    November 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm | #

    The intrepid BatMan-Woman, and her trusty sidekick, Swear-Girl, arrive just in time to save Amazi-Girl, who just saved the villainous Toe-Head, who has captured the plucky girlfriend of Clever-Girl, after he defeated her in battle, after his mad shooting spree, in retaliation for her thwarting him, by using her powers of clever, to use mind-control to take said plucky girlfriend captive, after she had escaped his clutches, after he had taken her to his lair.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

      Tune in again tomorrow!  Same Wiigii-time, same Wiigii-channel!!

  199. jaimehlers
    jaimehlers
    November 3, 2015 at 1:30 pm | #

    There’s nothing wrong with giving the occasional raspberry to the laws of physics for the sake of a better story. I mean, even in the real world, people can pull off stunts like that without being seriously injured, never mind killed.

  200. John
    John
    November 3, 2015 at 1:56 pm | #

    Sal and Amazi-girl discover their shared origin. Filled with conflicted feelings, they hate-bang for premium members.

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 3, 2015 at 8:23 pm | #

      shared origin = lack of genuine parental support? cuz arguably sal’s downward spiral started long before amber ragestabbed her in the hand.

  201. Roborat
    Roborat
    November 3, 2015 at 3:12 pm | #

    Hmm, looking at the rope when Amazi-Girl slips off, and where Toedick is holding onto it, he is likely to end up being dragged along the road behind the car in the next page.

  202. GVick
    GVick
    November 3, 2015 at 3:24 pm | #

    My prediction is that Sal catches Amazi-Girl and quickly rides off with her because half the police in Indiana are converging on this bridge.

  203. Yatsude Hatte
    Yatsude Hatte
    November 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm | #

    I feel like this needs to just spin off. Amazi-Girl is too awesome to be contained to a slow moving slice-of-life.

  204. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm | #

    When are we going to find out which strip is Maggie’s favorite?

  205. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm | #

    This is so contrived and silly and I FUCKING LOVE IT! 😀

    And Sal’s motorcycle? It totally sounds like this! Soundtrack and all! 😀

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      November 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm | #

      *ahem*

      I mean, it totally sounds like this.

  206. Chengrel
    Chengrel
    November 3, 2015 at 4:58 pm | #

    And then Toedad was crushed by the truck, and everybody was happy. The end.

  207. saki
    saki
    November 3, 2015 at 5:02 pm | #

    I like this development.

  208. Taithar
    Taithar
    November 3, 2015 at 5:13 pm | #

    I have this feeling that Billie is going to believe this entire storyline is just something cooked up by Sal to pretend she isn’t Amazi-girl, and Joyce and Becky are naive enough to go along with it.

  209. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm | #

    *holds his breath*

  210. nothri
    nothri
    November 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm | #

    I feel this may cause some kind of existential crisis for Amber….presented now in the form of a SONG!

    Who is this Sal,
    What sort of devil is she?
    To find me caught in a crash,
    And choose to help and save me?

    It was her hour at last,
    To put a seal on my defeat!
    Just not drive quite so fast,
    And let me be a stain on the street!
    All it would take,
    Is for the truck to Jackknife,
    Vengeance was hers,
    Instead she helped to save my life!

    Damn me for living in the debt of a thief.
    Damn her for yielding to Joyce’s demand!
    I am the Girl totally immune to critique!
    I’ll shove her shiv right back in her hand!
    There is nothing on Earth we share.
    It is either Sall-e or Amber.

    And my thoughts fall apart.
    Can this Sal be believed?
    Should her crimes be forgiven?
    Or am I being deceiiiiiiiiiiiiived?

    And must I now begin to doubt?
    After wearing these clothes this whole year?
    My face is masked, my cape it flutters,
    The words I have spoke are white on azure.
    Is she from heaven or from hell?
    And does she know….
    That saving me and my life today…
    Has just confused me, that damned bongo!

    I am standing, but I fall,
    My bones can break despite my claim,
    As I stare down the street,
    At the police that finally came,
    I’ll escape now from those cops,
    Man, these cops are really lame,
    There is a spider that I must kill,
    In the silence of my dorm- shit Sal still has my GAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE

    • Benjy
      Benjy
      November 4, 2015 at 9:22 pm | #

      WILLIS! You need to memorialize this comment somehow!

  211. Silent
    Silent
    November 3, 2015 at 6:01 pm | #

    So one question, going back, am I the only one to notice the rope AG is using has gone from being hooked to the back of the car to suddenly the underneath/side of the car?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm | #

      It wasn’t “suddenly”. She did it back on Saturday. Panel 3 she has the hook in her hand. Panel 5 she’s got it hooked under the car and is knocking on Becky’s window.

  212. That guy
    That guy
    November 3, 2015 at 7:47 pm | #

    I’m still trying to puzzle out how Sal’s bike has gone airborne. Unicorns and faeries?

    • Guairdean Beatha
      Guairdean Beatha
      November 3, 2015 at 7:55 pm | #

      Getting a bike airborne isn’t that difficult. Crotch rockets like the one Sal rides have an abundance of horsepower and torque. Keeping it upright when AG’s weight and inertia are added will be the real trick. I sure hope Sal’s been working out.

    • showler
      showler
      November 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm | #

      They are very near the end of the bridge. I think she drove up the embankment at the end of the bridge.

    • chris73
      chris73
      November 3, 2015 at 10:17 pm | #

      Simple as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7yfaaherDQ

      • Captain Whatever on the planet of things
        Captain Whatever on the planet of things
        November 4, 2015 at 5:28 pm | #

        Aw yeah, smooth as Ice

  213. SomeRandomGuy
    SomeRandomGuy
    November 3, 2015 at 8:10 pm | #

    Anyone else notice that Joyce is wearing the same gear she wore at SEMME in ‘It’s Walky’? I think she’s going to wind up being the real hero here somehow.

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 3, 2015 at 8:25 pm | #

      several others have pointed it out, yes.

  214. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    November 3, 2015 at 9:45 pm | #

    Came here to say NO REGRETS, but I see I’ve already been beaten two it thrice.

  215. Robert in San DIego
    Robert in San DIego
    November 3, 2015 at 9:51 pm | #

    Assuming the dramatis personae (I’m not TOO worried about “Toedad” here) in this segment survive without major hospitalizations, I’m wondering how many are going to get expelled. Joyce has been harboring a guest in a dorm, Sarah ditto, Dorothy knows about it I think, Sal’s been motoring down non-vehicular paths (we’ll skip the stairs issue, I’m in San Diego and we’ve got a BIKE PATH with stairs), Amber’s been skateboarding on campus, Ruth’s been oblivious (officially) to the situation and if the authorities investigate deeper she might be in trouble over RA’s relationship with a residential advisee (Billie) — including buying the bulk of the booze. The overly officious might want to sanction Dina (again, assuming she’s alright) on the grounds the student conduct code doesn’t contemplate imitating extinct predators while assaulting armed kidnappers.

    And Math might not be the only class where Walky’s having trouble.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      November 3, 2015 at 11:12 pm | #

      I doubt Joyce or Sarah would be in trouble… I remember a mention quite a while back (can’t remember if it was one of the comments or a comic itself) that students are allowed guests to stay for something like 3-4 nights. While Joyce did have the plan to have Becky stay indefinitely, I’m not sure if enough time has passed to overstay that limit.

      And given the fact that Toedad was acting threatening, I doubt she’d be in trouble for defending herself or her friend.

      The others have broken various rules, but probably not seriously enough to warrant being expelled. The only one who’s really overstepped the lines is Ruth… not only for having a relationship with an advisee and buying booze, but also for overstepping her authority as an RA. (Breaking into people’s rooms, throwing Joyce’s gloves out the window, threatening people on her floor, etc.)

  216. TCS
    TCS
    November 3, 2015 at 11:30 pm | #

    This comic has really jumped the shark truck.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 4, 2015 at 2:53 pm | #

      I have been waiting all week for someone to make this comment.

      • TCS
        TCS
        November 6, 2015 at 12:55 pm | #

        You’re welcome!

  217. Potatamoto
    Potatamoto
    November 4, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

    I can’t stop imagining everything slowing to nearly a freeze-frame in this scene, but the instant Sal catches Amazi-Girl it returns to full speed and music cuts in…”DARE! Dare to believe you can survive…”

  218. nalem
    nalem
    November 4, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

    I’m not… quite sure how she got so high in the last panel. Is Sal throwing her upward or…? I’m sorry I’m having trouble following this strip

  219. Willinwoods
    Willinwoods
    November 26, 2015 at 3:29 pm | #

    Mario Kart physics?

  220. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    January 4, 2016 at 7:36 am | #

    Losing my… RELIGION!?

  221. extremist343
    extremist343
    May 17, 2016 at 5:32 am | #

    BOOM! Perfect timing!

  222. Adept Arcanist
    Adept Arcanist
    May 23, 2016 at 11:57 pm | #

    Act with integrity and have an awesome friend with an awesome friend with a motorcycle, and there will be no regrets.

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