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September 28, 2023

Nurture

by David M Willis on July 29, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Is a Song Forever?

└ Tags: amber, faz

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  1. Pickacard
    Pickacard
    July 29, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Had to say something

    • clif
      clif
      July 29, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

      Really? What was it?

      I was kind of wondering where Faz had gotten to, but there he was in the last panel.

      Interesting that Faz shares Amber’s fears of becoming their father.

    • Pylgrim
      Pylgrim
      July 29, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

      I think… that’s more sad than funny or disgusting? The kid is literally explaining how lack of affection has damaged his mind.

      • Kinoko
        Kinoko
        July 29, 2020 at 3:22 pm | #

        Yeah, this is how I read it, too. It’s really sad. :C

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 29, 2020 at 6:06 pm | #

          Yeah, that’s where my mind went as well.

          They’ve gotta get him out of that house.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        July 30, 2020 at 4:24 am | #

        Yeah, his father fucked his brain up so hard he associates any affection as sexual, ESPECIALLY from a woman. And Faz at this point seems to even recognize how messed up he is as he apologized for that

        I hope Faz gets a TON of therapy soon, because it seems he hates being that way

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 29, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Normally I wouldn’t describe “being Faz” as aspirational, but compared to “being Blaine” that’s like winning a Nobel Prize, an Oscar, and a Pulitzer.

    You be Faz, Faz. Faz it up!

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

      Faz deserves to find out what it means to be Faz and not be Blaine.

    • P!enapple
      P!enapple
      July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      And he is- to the fullest faz he can lol got the feels and the lols- great job Mr Willis!

    • Dara
      Dara
      July 29, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

      Exactly. It’s such a low bar that even Faz being Faz is clearly dramatically better. Be Faz, Faz. Be Faz.

    • RowenMorland
      RowenMorland
      July 29, 2020 at 6:45 am | #

      Fazspirational

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 29, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

        I believe Faz could be described as “ass-spirational”.

  3. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    July 29, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Stop talking, Faz.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 29, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      He really needs some lessons in social graces.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 29, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        I’m sure Amber can give him some ti-well, maybe not.

        She could ask her roommate for advi-also not ideal.

        Although both options are better at social interactions than Faz.

        • Cyrus
          Cyrus
          July 29, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

          Joyce is clearly the right person for this particular job.

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            July 29, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

            I kinda want to see Becky teaching Faz how to human, in all seriousness.

            • Jon Rich
              Jon Rich
              July 29, 2020 at 3:46 am | #

              That would be absolutely hilarious. Make it happen, Willis!

            • Gulby
              Gulby
              July 29, 2020 at 6:15 am | #

              ^ This. Soooooo. Much.

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              July 29, 2020 at 5:35 pm | #

              [Becky] ‘First, you gotta smooch cute girls.’
              [Faz] ‘You have my attention.’
              [Amber] ‘Next teacher!’

        • iz
          iz
          July 29, 2020 at 1:22 pm | #

          In a way, living with Dina might have been a good training for Amber to comunicate with Faz. Dina and Faz have some similarities in how they express themselves. Maybe they have even similarities in how they relate to people. That is, except for the big difference that Dina was raised in a loving family and Faz was never shown love, apparently.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 29, 2020 at 4:57 pm | #

            Last panel also intimates that Faz may have been sexually abused at some point, by a woman not his mother. There’s a reason shota is a thing in hentai. It’s not just because “If you can imagine it someone has made porn of it” whatever Rule of the Internet number that is, it’s because some women have done it. I would guess the percentage of women who sexually abuse pre- and peri-pubescent males can’t be any higher than the percent of males abusing that same age range females, but it has to be greater than zero.

            Just saying also I hope this wasn’t the case for Faz.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              July 29, 2020 at 6:08 pm | #

              Honestly, my thoughts were that he’s just never been touched by anyone in any sort of affectionate way before, so he associates that kind of physical contact with sex.

              • Icalasari
                Icalasari
                July 30, 2020 at 4:27 am | #

                Plus would it shock ANYBODY if Blaine was teaching Faz things like emotions are womanly, that real men grunt and take charge, and that touching and affection are feminine? Combine that with hormones and the taboo nature combined with it being connected with women would probably make some pretty wild connections in Faz’s brain

        • Joshua Kronengold
          Joshua Kronengold
          August 2, 2020 at 1:35 pm | #

          Amber is not giving Faz Ti-…that’s why this is a side hug (for the best, really, Faz being Faz even at his best).

  4. Chris
    Chris
    July 29, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Faz may not always be great, but Faz is always Faz.

    • Merbrat
      Merbrat
      July 29, 2020 at 1:36 am | #

      Faztastic

  5. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    July 29, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    I will not feel sorry for Faz.

    I will not feel sorry for Faz.

    I will no- dammit.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

      Faz can you just stop being creepy for ONE MINUTE while I hug you

      • Paradox
        Paradox
        July 29, 2020 at 11:34 am | #

        Someone else pointed it out, but he’s acutely aware of the fact that he’s physically so starved for any form of familial affection that he’s physically incapable of distinguishing friendly hugs from sexual touch. This is despite him being aware mentally that the touch is not sexual in the slightest.

        I now feel bad for Faz.

  6. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Please don’t let this be a fakeout.

    I loathe Faz in Shortpacked but he’s still a kid here and he can still be a good person.

    • Diane
      Diane
      July 29, 2020 at 12:40 pm | #

      Same, I really, really REALLY want this all to not be a fake out. I want Faz to be good. He’s just a kid, but I’m worried how much he’s damaged from his upbringing that I worry it’s a fake out in an attempt for love from unloving parents.

  7. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Better to be Faz than Blaine

    • TemplarKnight
      TemplarKnight
      July 29, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

      Blaine is a pain, and that’s the truth.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        July 29, 2020 at 8:49 am | #

        The rain of pain comes mainly from the Blaine.

        • JasonAW3
          JasonAW3
          July 29, 2020 at 10:43 am | #

          No, no, no… It SHOULD be, “The rain of pain comes mainly TO Blain*..

          • Suitora
            Suitora
            July 29, 2020 at 1:01 pm | #

            Well, now it does.

          • Andrusi
            Andrusi
            July 29, 2020 at 2:31 pm | #

            It’s that too. Different kinds of pain travel to and from Blaine in different directions.

            • Sunny
              Sunny
              July 29, 2020 at 3:11 pm | #

              But do the different kinds of pain interact or do they pass through each other?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 29, 2020 at 4:02 pm | #

            Well, removing ribs from lungs doesn’t feel all that great.

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              July 29, 2020 at 6:33 pm | #

              It’s gotta feel better than leaving them in there.

      • Droewyn
        Droewyn
        July 29, 2020 at 9:28 am | #

        Don’t ask him silly questions. He won’t play silly games.

        • Lieutenant Dan
          Lieutenant Dan
          July 29, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

          Hiding out in treetops, shouting out rude names.

          • Liquid Len
            Liquid Len
            July 29, 2020 at 12:35 pm | #

            +1 Jeux sans frontieres

      • Tired
        Tired
        July 29, 2020 at 6:29 pm | #

        Could it be? Another Dark Tower fan in this comment section?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 29, 2020 at 10:36 pm | #

          What’s kind of amusing is the people who took it off in other directions.

          But yes, that quote does fit Blaine quite nicely. Even if they’re not at all the same kind of pain.

  8. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    You be you, Faz.

  9. butts
    butts
    July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    can’t believe FAZ is the source of Amber’s breakthrough

  10. Antonio Tyler
    Antonio Tyler
    July 29, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Dammit Faz 😭
    Alternately:
    Dammit Faz! 🙄

  11. Tandel
    Tandel
    July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Faz pls

  12. MM
    MM
    July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    That’s our Faz. Unfortunately.

  13. Mehe
    Mehe
    July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh now I want to hug Faz.

    Eeeeuuugh.

    • Gulby
      Gulby
      July 29, 2020 at 6:16 am | #

      ^ that, too.

  14. Yumi
    Yumi
    July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Kinda wish Amber could have experienced this moment without that last comment, but. Still nice!

  15. Bluewind
    Bluewind
    July 29, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    I know that last line is probably a Faz joke, but does anybody else feel like that might have a… darker meaning?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 29, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Nah, it just means he hasn’t been hugged enough to associate hugs with familial affection.

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 29, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

        I didn’t ‘hug’ til I was over 21 and in university, my family just wasn’t a very huggy kinda family (though that has changed in recent years).

        I was perfectly fine with platonic hugs and not a Faz.

        • Suitora
          Suitora
          July 29, 2020 at 1:12 pm | #

          I think you’re mistaking an explanation for an excuse. Nobody is saying Faz is right for doing this, but knowing the reasons behind something is what can help you break the pattern.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 29, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      I assume he does not get a lot of physical contact that is not abuse so it could very well have Bad Implications. But it could also be one of his distancing survival mechanisms of creeping everyone out so they stay away and do not emotionally connect with him.

      Saying very sexual things and being overly concerned with it can be a sign of sexual abuse though, so it’s not completely out the cards as we barely know anything about his mother. It’s not really one of Blaine’s types of misdeeds though.

      • Axel
        Axel
        July 29, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

        I mean he was almost definitely having sex with a teenager to conceive Faz. Probably to obsessed with being a big straight tough guy to assault a male teenager but probably okay with letting others do so

        It could still just be that no one shows Faz affection but it’s not impossible that it’s both, especially since behaving highly sexualized at young ages is often an indicator of abuse.

        • Suitora
          Suitora
          July 29, 2020 at 1:10 pm | #

          You can still mess with someone without touching them. You can do stuff like oversharing graphic sexual details, make them watch porn with you, try and get other people to have sex with them, show them another person’s body…

          • Axel
            Axel
            July 30, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

            Yes true. My other cause of doubt is that I get the feeling he spends no time with Faz, but yeah at the very least he could be saying some pretty fucked up things on those couple car rides to IU (and whereever he stalked Amber before that).

        • Suitora
          Suitora
          July 29, 2020 at 1:17 pm | #

          Not to mention, I wouldn’t rule it out yet. A vast majority of people with DID (what Amber has) report some form of sexual abuse (something along the lines of 90%).

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 29, 2020 at 2:53 pm | #

            I think if we were going down that route, we’d have seen more signs of it by now. DID is usually a sign, as you say, but DID is also sort of retrofitted onto the character on top of the pre-existing superhero identity and known abuse (at least known from SP! and as of the first appearance of Blaine here).

            • Suitora
              Suitora
              July 30, 2020 at 1:03 pm | #

              Yeah, that is the sense I got about it. I don’t think he thought of it at first, but when people started theorizing in that direction, he went with it. Which to be fair, is still pretty cool. It’s not like a J.K. Rowling retcon where she said things to please the fans and garner publicity but never wrote them in the book.

    • angie
      angie
      July 29, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      I would never say it out loud while receiving a hug but 100% every time I’ve been hugged by someone I’ve thought basically that exact line lmao it’s just like that when you don’t do hugs

    • temperaryobsessor
      temperaryobsessor
      July 29, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      I don’t know if Willis is going that direction or not but yea my mind went there. Heck hugging is sort of a grapple I would if anything see him explaining that while he likes being hugged it takes is brain a few seconds to realize he’s not being attached.

    • Jaime Sprague
      Jaime Sprague
      July 29, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

      That’s definitely where my mind went first, then I had to recalculate.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 29, 2020 at 6:46 pm | #

      It’s a red flag, but not a neon sign of Truth. Like, if I was his trusted therapist or something, I’d go “hmm” and ask him more about sexual stuff he’s witnessed or experienced, but if he said nothing sexual has happened to him, I’d believe him, too.

      • Suitora
        Suitora
        July 30, 2020 at 1:06 pm | #

        Yeah. You would still have to read the person, though. Someone like Faz would probably 90% of the time deny that anything bad happened to him, especially if it wasn’t overt. Male victims of sexual abuse tend to think of it as a rite of passage they had to endure.

  16. Illjwamh
    Illjwamh
    July 29, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Nature and nurture? Isn’t he just Blaine’s stepson? It may just be my natural inclination to distrust Faz, but there’s something fishy here…

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      July 29, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Amber has acknowledged before that Faz is very likely to be Blaine’s actual (unacknowledged) son, and Willis is on record as saying that he’d forgotten his old statement about Amber being Dumbingverse!Blaine’s only kid, leaving the possibility for Dumbingverse!Faz to also be one of Blaine’s kids open.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        July 29, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

        Faz’s line in panel 2 of yesterday’s strip summed it up in a nutshell.
        “My mother is now upstairs with our father.”

      • Shadow Dreamer
        Shadow Dreamer
        July 29, 2020 at 3:09 am | #

        Not to mention, in Shortpacked, they WERE half siblings.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 29, 2020 at 6:20 am | #

          Which he only found out after he had been creeping on Amber, and only because she felt she had to tell him after Blaine died.

          At least he burned that pillow.

  17. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    July 29, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    I want to say that Faz should be less himself… but faz is still better than Blaine part two so…. I am very torn

    • Human Bean
      Human Bean
      July 29, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

      Well, we don’t know who Faz really is, do we? Almost all we’ve seen of him so far is an abused kid acting creepy and weird, possibly in an attempt to push people away.
      His shitty family surely didn’t provide him with an environment where he could grow and develop a personality beyond “avoid pissing off Blaine at all costs“, but that may change now.
      I’m interested in seeing what Faz might be like when he can actually be himself.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 29, 2020 at 10:39 am | #

        The problem is that is likely who Faz is. Shaped by the abuse of course, but that’s what he’s learned. Much like Amber is shaped by abuse and trauma. There isn’t some “real” person hiding beneath it.

        What either of them might become with time and some therapy to deal with that trauma is a different question, but I wouldn’t expect it to suddenly vanish just because the abuser’s gone away.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 29, 2020 at 6:58 pm | #

          I agree. He does have the opportunity now, for the first time, to branch out and experiment with how he wants to be (which is a great project for anyone, but especially exciting for a teenager). Those experiments will be layered over the person whom Blaine has abusively shaped so far. With time and therapy, he’ll slowly, slowly shed the survival mannerisms that he doesn’t want/need anymore. He really, really wants to reject the crappy default settings with which his abuser saddled him. He’ll go learn other ways to be, and he’ll choose, every day, what it means to be Faz.

  18. FLUFFY
    FLUFFY
    July 29, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    …I am both disgusted and proud of him and I can’t figure which is which

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    July 29, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Well Faz, I don’t like you very much, but you’re right maybe you can be better than your father. The last comment was unnecessary but oh well.

    Now what’s coming to interrupt/ruin this precious moment between siblings?

  20. Nono
    Nono
    July 29, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Is… is panel 2 the first time that Faz has used a contraction?

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      July 29, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Shit, is Riker in a simulation again?

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        July 29, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

        TRIPLE FANTASY

    • Maemae
      Maemae
      July 29, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

      In an ideal world, I want this to be the first sign that Faz is working to be a better person.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 29, 2020 at 6:21 am | #

      Maybe, like Faye in QC, it’s a sign he’s being less guarded?

    • Blob
      Blob
      July 29, 2020 at 12:37 pm | #

      Not quite the first time (he’s used “it’s” and “doesn’t”) but definitely still notable, especially since he’s also using the first person.

  21. Tsa
    Tsa
    July 29, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh that last line hits hard. A clever chuckle on the surface, but it implies a LOT of awful shit in Faz’s life. 🙁

  22. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    July 29, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    They grow up so fast…

  23. adam Black
    adam Black
    July 29, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    OMG! Who’s falling for this?
    He read her diary, gave it Blaine and is just using its content to manipulate Amber .

    Faz Frees Blaine in 3. 2. 1

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      July 29, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      Nah, other than perhaps a panel or two we’re all but certainly done with Blaine’s direct involvement in the comic for the foreseeable future.

    • Tarnagh
      Tarnagh
      July 29, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      In Blaine’s current condition, he’d be lucky to make it to the end of the hall. We also haven’t seen the room Blaine is in. There’s got to be Someone in the hall guarding that door. Or so I’d hope. Faz is a fucked up kid, but he’s still a kid in this universe.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 29, 2020 at 3:04 am | #

        It wouldn’t surprise me if he dies on the operating table. In the Walkyverse, he was in poor general health and, if he has a similar serious underlying heart/circulatory condition here in the Dumbingverse, it isn’t beyond belief that Amber already has killed him and that neither of them know it yet.

        • James
          James
          July 29, 2020 at 2:19 pm | #

          The only reason I can suspect he might not is because it might lead painfully long consequences in terms of fallout. I don’t think anyone really wants to read about Amber dealing with manslaughter charges for the next ten years, but who knows.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 29, 2020 at 3:02 pm | #

            Much like the Stabbing of Scarface, it’s easy enough to write off charges for manslaughter committed while the victim was in the middle of felony kidnapping. Sure, charges could be pressed anyway, but it’s perfectly reasonable for them not to be.

            • James
              James
              July 29, 2020 at 3:12 pm | #

              I don’t have a lot of faith that Faz’s mom would be reasonable about it, honestly.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                July 29, 2020 at 10:39 pm | #

                Faz’s mom doesn’t really have a say. Criminal charges are in the hands of the DA. She could pursue a wrongful death law suit if she wanted to, as Ryan’s parents are apparently doing, but that’s different from criminal manslaughter charges.

                • Bathymetheus
                  Bathymetheus
                  July 29, 2020 at 11:18 pm | #

                  Ryan’s not dead.

    • Dara
      Dara
      July 29, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      Faz only gave Blaine some fanfic, not Amber’s diary.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/betrayed/

      And if Faz wanted to free him, which I honestly doubt, it’d be kind of hard for his 14-year-old ass to free Blaine at this point. Blaine’s been arrested. He’s probably going to be cuffed to the bed and under supervision. And probably sedated on top of that, considering he’s got broken ribs and a lung punctured by them.

    • Netty
      Netty
      July 29, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      He stole fanfiction off her computer at her Dad’s instruction, a Dad who physically and mentally abuses him but makes the money in the family so he feels trapped because without his income, he and his mother are homeless. Faz isn’t perfect and there are a number of things wrong with him, but I think he’s resigned himself to the fact his Dad really shit the bed this time and there will be no covering it up so come what may, they are losing their bread winner….little brothers reading your diary is actually a pretty normal thing to do, and again, it wasn’t a diary, it was fanfiction. I don’t think Amber stops killing spiders long enough to write a diary. Just batman putting his finger in Supetman’s B-hole.
      . Little brother or sisters for that matter can be nosy little shits, but it doesn’t mean they hate you or mean you serious harm. Faz has acted in self-preservation in going along with his abusive Dad that won’t even acknowledge he’s his Dad. The loss of income is going to hit his family hard and who knows how this will impact Amber’s tuition, but all in all while it’s going to impact them poorly financially, they’re both in a way relieved he’s not getting away with it.

      • James
        James
        July 29, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

        No, see, we haven’t explicitly seen Blaine punch Faz, so clearly speculation that he’s been abused is totally baseless and ridiculous, and we’re all morons for not calling a fourteen year old a hardened, remorseless criminal.

        • clif
          clif
          July 29, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

          Well, I didn’t think so, but now you’ve convinced me.

    • James
      James
      July 29, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

      Faz is not the kids who bullied you in middle school, yelling at him will not give you closure or justice. Please take some deep breaths and step away from the computer for a little bit, for your own wellbeing.

    • Zee
      Zee
      July 29, 2020 at 11:51 am | #

      Lmaoooo dude chill the fuck out

  24. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    July 29, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    DoA Faz, giving you the heartfelt Fuzzies then ruining it at the last second.

    • drs
      drs
      July 29, 2020 at 1:00 am | #

      We call those Fazzies.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 29, 2020 at 1:17 am | #

      That is something Faz is great at.

  25. AutobotDen
    AutobotDen
    July 29, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    *sigh* Faz, you should’ve just stopped after “I can be me, if I try.”

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 29, 2020 at 2:57 am | #

      … but then he WOULDN’T be Faz.

  26. woobie
    woobie
    July 29, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Faz is having a moment.
    Nice.

  27. DalNiente
    DalNiente
    July 29, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    Aw. Amber gets to have a “holy granola I’m a role model” moment.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      July 29, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

      “Amber O’Malley Day?”
      “Oh, uh… yes, it’s a… it’s… it’s for the children. I’m a… haha… I’m a role model.”

  28. Golden Yak
    Golden Yak
    July 29, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    Maybe try and work on that too, Faz.

  29. CMasta
    CMasta
    July 29, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    Faz is working on himself at 14(?) more than some of the cast is crashing to their 20s. Respect on his name.

    • WanderingLynx
      WanderingLynx
      July 29, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

      … You know? You’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, holy fuck. Last comment nowithstanding, I’m super proud of him right now.

  30. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 29, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    I am cautiously optimistic this Faz is going to turn out okay, eventually. His mom’s a piece of work, too, but I mean, he at least sees a possible way to be his own person.

  31. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 29, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

    Awwwwww.

    And also ewwwwww.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 29, 2020 at 6:20 am | #

      We’d gone too long without an inappropriate comment from Faz. The books needed balancing.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

      Aaaaaooouuuuhhheeeeeewwwww.

  32. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 29, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

    “It isn’t how you are alike.  It’s how you are not.”

  33. Tirachokko
    Tirachokko
    July 29, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

    Honestly? It might be better that at least he’s honest

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      July 29, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

      Agree. I mean, seriously: could you imagine Blaine saying that? Faz is Faz, who is different from Blaine, and not entirely in ways that make everyone else happy.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2020 at 9:11 am | #

      Learn to be yourself first. You can always learn to conform later. In fact, learning to conform first can make it harder to learn to be yourself later. So far, he’s doing it right.

  34. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    July 29, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

    Leave it to little brother to Faz up a beautiful sibling moment.

    Amber should now let AG take the wheel and slap the crap out of Faz’s pervert brain.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      July 29, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that would only further reinforce his warped views.

    • temperaryobsessor
      temperaryobsessor
      July 29, 2020 at 5:23 am | #

      AG has rules and making weird comments is not illegal.

  35. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 29, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

    Of course we know Faz’s upbringing wasn’t normal, Willis.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      July 29, 2020 at 11:56 am | #

      ‘You people have issues.’

      “Well of course I have issues, that’s my freaking father!”

      ―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord

  36. Lingo
    Lingo
    July 29, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

    See, just yesterday I was thinking, “at least the Faz of this universe is not creepily attracted to his sister.” Way to ruin it, Faz!

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      July 29, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

      I mean, to his credit, neither universe’s Faz has ever intentionally expressed a genuine incestual desire, but still the very specter of it is something I would be glad to never hear of again!

      • bryy
        bryy
        July 29, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

        I last month re-discovered the strips about Faz’s girlfriend.

        It was so good.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 29, 2020 at 6:19 pm | #

      I don’t think that’s it. I’m pretty sure that he’s giving Amber a heads-up (oy oy) because of a lack of non-abusive physical contact that’s caused him to associate any affectionate touching with arousal.

      Blaine and Yuri both need to die.

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        July 29, 2020 at 9:20 pm | #

        Yes, as I was trying to say above, he’s not actually expressing incestual thoughts.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 29, 2020 at 10:50 pm | #

          Fair. I just really wanted to make a “heads-up” comment before anyone else, and didn’t end up fully comprehending your post.

  37. FinalGwen
    FinalGwen
    July 29, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

    Putting aside what he says at the end, that line in the third panel is just about the best thing he could say to Amber, and hopefully will help assuage a few of her fears.

  38. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 29, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

    Faz… did… great?

    This is a really strange sentence.

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      July 29, 2020 at 8:24 am | #

      Tripped on the very last hurdle, but still B+/A- territory. He made Amber accept a compliment which no one else has been able to do.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        July 29, 2020 at 9:02 am | #

        He is a mess, she is a mess, it takes a mess to understand a mess I guess…

      • Apostate
        Apostate
        July 29, 2020 at 12:13 pm | #

        Less tripping and more being honest about how much Blaine messed him up.

  39. Miri
    Miri
    July 29, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

    His last panel comments could also mean that he feels awkward about the fact that he had to consciously think through “this hug = familial comfort =/= something sexual” – “thank you for the hug – I appreciate it was intended to comfort and convey affection and appreciation, but I may be more messed up than you realise” style.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 29, 2020 at 3:01 am | #

      I suspect that Amber’s response is: “You’re my half-brother. Of course you’re messed up. How could either of us not be? I don’t care though!”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 29, 2020 at 11:33 am | #

      He’s probably not used to platonic familial comfort hugs.

      And that’s pretty sad, if true.

  40. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    July 29, 2020 at 1:36 am | #

    Considering he disclosed his family does not do hugs first before making the creepy coment… this is actually progress.
    Damn…

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      July 29, 2020 at 7:52 am | #

      I honestly don’t see the last panel as him being creepy, for some reason. He’s warning Amber about his brain making inappropriate associations – in future, if/when she hugs him, she’ll know it takes him a second to realign himself with reality. A warning of messed-up ness, not a declaration like ‘Faz knew we had burning sexual chemistry.’ Plus, his use of ‘first associates’ indicates that there is a second state, which I hope/assume to be ‘my sister is comforting me! Family! Yay!’

      I’d be more creeped out if he didn’t realize his brain is making inappropriate associations, I think.

  41. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 29, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

    Holy shit seeing Faz not be a creep (for the most part) and actually show some genuine progress as a human being sent be reeling back.

  42. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 29, 2020 at 1:53 am | #

    Of course, that’s Blaine’s final defeat: His children daring to be different to him and daring to be happy that way.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 29, 2020 at 8:36 am | #

      You’re right. Blaine’s a sadist towards them, especially of the mental and emotional kind. To break free from these nightmares and forget about him would be great.

      Question is, will Yuri still stand by Blaine or finally grow a conscience?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 29, 2020 at 12:41 pm | #

        My call? She’ll stick by Blaine and be dragged down by him. Hell, he may have already roped him into some of his crimes off-panel before he picked up Ross.

        It’s quite possible that Amber may find herself in the position (as Faz’s only adult relative not either dead or under threat of imprisonment) to arrange some kind of accommodation placement (although I’m sure Stacey will be able to talk Joe’s dad into helping in the short term). I’m wondering if Galasso may become tied up in that.

      • Nah
        Nah
        July 29, 2020 at 8:48 pm | #

        I dunno about a conscience but I’m hoping Yuri is currently smothering Blaine to death on the hospital bed so he can’t rat out the mob to the cops for a better deal.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 29, 2020 at 10:41 pm | #

        Not sure if I’d call it a conscience, but I do have at least a glint of hope Yuri could be someone better out from under Blaine’s thumb. Given the implication he slept with her when she was a teenager, she may well be as screwed up with maladaptive coping mechanisms. Especially if you add in the likelihood he groomed her beforehand and seriously can Blaine be hurled into the sun?

        Now obviously she could well choose to double down, and if she has mob ties herself things can get bad fast, but. There’s a chance being away from Blaine (and recognizing how much danger her son was in, and finding his actual finances, dare I hope) could help her recognize how fucked up the whole situation was and start trying to do better herself. Not a huge one, but I’d call it way more probable than, say, Linda having that epiphany any time soon.

  43. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    July 29, 2020 at 2:08 am | #

    Is Faz autistic?

    • Marisa Mockery
      Marisa Mockery
      July 29, 2020 at 2:25 am | #

      Faz is Faz

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      July 29, 2020 at 2:56 am | #

      Faz is Great

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      July 29, 2020 at 9:21 pm | #

      Faz is a punchline who has been granted secondary character traits.

  44. abacuswizard
    abacuswizard
    July 29, 2020 at 2:13 am | #

    Magnificent.

  45. CJ
    CJ
    July 29, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

    Ouch!

  46. brute
    brute
    July 29, 2020 at 3:10 am | #

    honestly, big mood in that last panel. if family and friendly hugs never existed for you and you’re putting all your hopes for affection into romantic/sexual relationships, this shit happens. and it’s honestly less gross that he said it because that means he’s aware and making sure she knows- not just secretly savoring it or something.
    also, it’s just generally a good idea to ask before hugging someone who isn’t used to you hugging them.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      July 29, 2020 at 3:31 am | #

      Yeah. Communicating honestly might be the least bad play from a bad hand that Blaine dealt him.

    • Zee
      Zee
      July 29, 2020 at 11:56 am | #

      Tbh I can’t help but relate. My family is kinda frigid with affection so familial hugs just feel kinda gross at this point

  47. Mechajin
    Mechajin
    July 29, 2020 at 3:17 am | #

    Faz might not be great, but… he’s okay, I guess.

    Faz is Okay.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 29, 2020 at 8:31 am | #

      Faz is Work in Progress.

  48. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    July 29, 2020 at 3:44 am | #

    I don’t think the rule of the multiverse can allow Faz to have any other girlfriend than Wen. Not even the creator can go against that.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 29, 2020 at 4:10 am | #

      The other two characters of approximately Faz’s age are Howie and Connie.

      • GUIGUI
        GUIGUI
        July 29, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

        You don’t mean Conquest? She is older than that, isn’t she?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 29, 2020 at 7:59 am | #

          Both 16. Or Faz is almost 16, if his previous visit was less than 2 weeks ago.

          I’m not sure if Conquest’s age came up in the strip itself, but it’s definitely been mentioned by Willis.

          • Diane
            Diane
            July 29, 2020 at 1:41 pm | #

            I took that to mean he was almost 14, not 16. Not sure about Conquest, all I know is she can’t serve alcohol.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 29, 2020 at 3:04 pm | #

              A lot of people did, but the intent was that sex would be legal thanks to the “Close in Age” exemption, but would be legal without that in a couple weeks if that idea bothered her.

  49. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    July 29, 2020 at 4:54 am | #

    Wow. This is AMBER REACHING OUT to FAZ WHO TRIES. Amazing.

  50. Nenja
    Nenja
    July 29, 2020 at 4:58 am | #

    Awww, Amber’s face in the 4th and 5th panel fills me with feels.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 29, 2020 at 9:53 am | #

      A lot of commenters seem to have missed how huge a moment this is for Amber. Faz’ worries in panel 2 directly mirror her own insecurity throughout the entire comic, that she is too much like her father. To hear from her sorta-step-brother that she is his role-model, that she gives him hope that he can be his own person, is IMMENSELY affirming for her. That hug in the last panel is fully genuine, at least on her side.

      Of course, Faz would have to skeeze that up. Faz must be himself. His skeezy, skeevy little self.

  51. raultsi
    raultsi
    July 29, 2020 at 6:37 am | #

    gee, there might be hope for the little shit after all

  52. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    July 29, 2020 at 7:51 am | #

    Panel six isn’t really a bad thing. Faz is aware enough of how inappropriate that take is, to call it a warning. He sees the difference between himself and somebody who was raised in a more loving household as opposed to an exploitive one. And wants to be better.

    One big obstacle to his redemption will be all the people who utterly can’t stand him. He is hemmed in by the damage of his life so far.

    • SolomonK
      SolomonK
      July 29, 2020 at 10:34 am | #

      That’s a sensitive, nuanced and astute take, Vulcanodon!

  53. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 29, 2020 at 8:13 am | #

    Faz has hopes thank to Amber… this is so sweet ♡.

  54. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 29, 2020 at 8:30 am | #

    Darn it Faz, you’re making me tear up like your sister.

  55. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 29, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

    Amber really needed a hug right about now.

  56. maarvarq
    maarvarq
    July 29, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

    DoA Faz is not necessarily as bad as Shortpacked Faz.

  57. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    July 29, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

    Poor broken Faz :/

  58. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    July 29, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

    Yotomoe, I’m sorry you had to learn that Faz is not always great in this way. I acknowledge that this must be a hard time for you. If you need to talk, I’m here.

  59. Cabbage Jack
    Cabbage Jack
    July 29, 2020 at 10:56 am | #

    I never thought I’d ever say this, but poor Faz, I hope the little guy is okay 🙁

  60. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    July 29, 2020 at 2:24 pm | #

    Faz is a weirdo, but he’s his own weirdo. This is where someone might say, “Never change, Faz.” Might. Then you read the last panel and fucking hope he changes.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      July 29, 2020 at 2:28 pm | #

      (Having seen some of the other comments, yeah, he’s being honest and this stuff happens in certain circumstances. It’s more of a “I hope he can be less skeevy since his self-awareness is a first step to that change.” deal.)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 29, 2020 at 3:05 pm | #

        Faz has always been honest about his skeeviness. Too honest, to be honest.

        This does feel a little better than his usual announcements.

  61. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    July 29, 2020 at 3:28 pm | #

    Amber is going to reprise panel five for herself. She’s going to keep trying. Partly because she won’t want to let Faz down now – a wonder in itself. And partly because he’s right, and it gives her hope.

  62. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 29, 2020 at 3:57 pm | #

    Character development for Faz? Character development for FAZ!

    damn you willis

  63. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    July 29, 2020 at 4:36 pm | #

    Amber leans back, slaps his head, re-hugs. “How’s your brain now?”

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      July 29, 2020 at 8:10 pm | #

      Would be 100% realistic representation of siblingness

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 30, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

        I know. I have seven of them. Well, had. I’m down to six, now.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 24, 2020 at 4:21 am | #

          Woops. I had 8. Down to 7.

  64. Daikaiju
    Daikaiju
    July 29, 2020 at 5:18 pm | #

    Blessed moment.

  65. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 29, 2020 at 5:52 pm | #

    Wait, is Faz really the first character to earnestly tell Amber she isn’t like her father? (I know others have before as a kind of consolation, but this was unprompted.)

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 29, 2020 at 6:26 pm | #

      It’s more than that. He’s told her that as part of his own desires to not be Blaine 2.0, and that she’s his role model for that path in his life. Hearing that, from someone who knows exactly what kind of Hell Blaine put her through firsthand, means more than anything that anyone else could say.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 29, 2020 at 10:43 pm | #

        Seriously. No one else could have exactly this impact for her, and it is wonderful.

        They may be incredibly screwed up kids, but I’m proud of them.

  66. Daniel M Ball
    Daniel M Ball
    July 29, 2020 at 8:10 pm | #

    Damn you, Willis!! Faz is NOT supposed to be likeable!

  67. Nah
    Nah
    July 29, 2020 at 8:15 pm | #

    I wonder if being so weirdly blunt with things is Faz’s reaction to growing up with parents who are both two-faced.

  68. PB
    PB
    July 29, 2020 at 11:29 pm | #

    Huh. Well, this still counts as a sweet moment.

  69. Mitsukara
    Mitsukara
    July 30, 2020 at 2:57 pm | #

    Faz, while creepy and awkward, is also always kind of pitiable and a delightful guy in his own weird way, so I always kind of liked him. This kind of character, where they lack tact and are weird desperate lonely perverts but are ultimately not so bad and mean well and are just incredibly socially inept, are often likeable to me for some reason. Gurio Umino in Sailor Moon is a less extreme example of that sort of thing, where he turns out to be pretty heroic and well-meaning in certain episodes despite being the weird creepy kid most of the time.

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