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by David M Willis on July 6, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Is a Song Forever?
└ Tags: becky, robin

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 6, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Last panel: Robin grapples with an emotion that can’t be described as a Skittles flavor.

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      July 6, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      This is truly a sour apple to swallow.

    • brionl
      brionl
      July 6, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      Strawberry huh-wha with traces of lime yay?

    • Amias
      Amias
      July 6, 2020 at 6:52 pm | #

      I know there isn’t an upvote system in the DoA comments, but if there was, this would still be on top.

      • Felix
        Felix
        July 8, 2020 at 7:29 am | #

        I mean, you’re not wrong.

  2. Kelli
    Kelli
    July 6, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Is Robin growing a conscience?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 6, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      After making her daily triple-shot espresso with five hour energy drinks instead of water, she looked down to see a tiny Leslie dressed as Jiminy Cricket standing on her shoulder.

      Normally she gets Tomo from Azumanga Daioh in a Tigger costume, so something’s up.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        July 6, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

        Where is the upvote? I can’t find the upvote!

      • EvilMidnightLurker
        EvilMidnightLurker
        July 6, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

        You win this week’s internet.

      • Schol-R-LEA
        Schol-R-LEA
        July 6, 2020 at 10:14 am | #

        Still better than having Timothy Leary as you shoulder angel and William Burroughs as your shoulder devil, I suppose.

        (Hey, I didn’t make that up. Oh, wait, yes I did, in a Whateley Academy fanfic about Dr. Diabolik. My Bad.)

      • bcb
        bcb
        July 6, 2020 at 1:37 pm | #

        I did not expect to see Robin fanfic in the comments, but I love it.

      • PB
        PB
        July 6, 2020 at 5:13 pm | #

        I needed that laugh. Thank you. 😊

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 6, 2020 at 4:06 am | #

      I hope she ends up with a shoulder angel and devil like Kronk.

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 6, 2020 at 4:37 am | #

        Definitely what I was thinking of.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      July 6, 2020 at 8:40 am | #

      She’s always had a conscience.

      That’s what the booze is for.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 6, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

      Her problem has always been more a total lack of awareness than lack of a conscience. It’s hard to get her to acknowledge something, but once she does, she’s pretty much in the right place.

  3. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 6, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    *cues up Bark’s “Get Out Of Town” for the hacked Muzak*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 6, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      The answers are simple
      It’s so black-and-white
      So just show them some graphs
      And turn on their lights
      Maybe one day they’ll see things like you do
      Or maybe one day, you’ll get to walk in their shoes…

  4. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 6, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Twitter: “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”

    Becky: *shrugs and posts photos*

    Twitter: “FAKE NEWS LOL”

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 6, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      Considering what one can do with a digital photo and the barest minimum of Photoshop or similar software, “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN” doesn’t mean diddly-squat any more.

      • K^2
        K^2
        July 6, 2020 at 4:56 am | #

        There are some surprisingly simple methods of analyzing quantization noise and compression artifacts that will cut through all but most sophisticated of fakes. Not that it’s going to stop most people to blindly believe either way, which hasn’t really changed, well, pretty much since photography got invented.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          July 6, 2020 at 6:00 am | #

          See also: Every single alien or Sasquatch photograph ever taken, no matter how badly we want them to be real.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 6, 2020 at 6:00 am | #

          Meanwhile, obviously fake images that support their worldview are held up as irrefutable proof that they’re right.

          It’s never about whether the images have been manipulated or not. :\

        • LiamKav
          LiamKav
          July 6, 2020 at 6:01 am | #

          Yeah. That’s one of those areas where scientists-arguing-in-good-faith bump up against reality… like with climate change or vaccination, they assume that as long as you present robust evidence and prove what things are fake, that will convince the public. Same here. You’re not going to convince “USPatriot362341” that a photo is faked or not fakes by showing evidence, because they don’t actually want evidence.

          • Lys
            Lys
            July 6, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

            In the interest of fairness, nobody wants evidence that doesn’t support their worldview. Good people are, however, more likely to accept it. For two reasons – one is that good people more readily accept that it’s not about how they feel (no matter the implications about “facts and your feelings” the “other side” loves to make). The second, which is more arguable and might be my own beliefs first, is that intelligent/rational people tend to be better people, notably for the first reason – if they understand that things aren’t about them, they understand more about being good to others.

      • 3-I
        3-I
        July 6, 2020 at 3:40 pm | #

        It didn’t mean anything THEN.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      July 6, 2020 at 9:55 am | #

      https://www.amazon.com/Mistakes-Were-Made-but-Not/dp/0544574788

      Mistakes Were Made (but Not by Me): Why We Justify Foolish Beliefs, Bad Decisions, and Hurtful Acts by Carol Tarvis. It is science that we won’t believe science.

  5. Mehe
    Mehe
    July 6, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Oof she’s not coping well.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 6, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

      Nonsense! She’s got the Keeping Busy, Putting On A Fake Smile, Repressing Your Feelings, and Denying there’s A Problem parts down pat!

    • Miles
      Miles
      July 6, 2020 at 8:07 pm | #

      Any time she cracks a joke now, it also means something sad.

  6. Chris
    Chris
    July 6, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Becky really should know by now not to read the comments.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 6, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Except for ours, because we love Becky.

      • ScarvesandCelery
        ScarvesandCelery
        July 6, 2020 at 4:55 am | #

        Well, unless she read the comments when people got mad at her for getting a haircut

        • Twirls
          Twirls
          July 6, 2020 at 10:26 pm | #

          yeah have to agree with ScarvesandCelery even this comment section can get… bad

    • Diane
      Diane
      July 6, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      I never know if Becky would truly know to not read the comments, or function as a normal teenager because of how strict her parent(s) was/were. On the one hand, Ross kept her on a super tight leash as much as possible. On the other hand she snuck out of her house so many times, and was that good at hiding things early on that I wonder if her mother taught her those things before she couldn’t take their household situation anymore.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 6, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

      Well, she’s kind of the feed’s admin at this point, so she might have to.

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 6, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    I mean her dad hit her (possibly regularly!!!??!!!) and tried to kill her friends. I wouldn’t cry for him.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      July 6, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

      … did he? Was that mentioned in Patreon strips or something?

      • poofdepoof
        poofdepoof
        July 6, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

        He hit her once in that car chase scene (before he knew they were being chased I believe)

        • Meagan
          Meagan
          July 6, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

          I just re-read that section and can’t find that.

          • Newllend(henryvolt)
            Newllend(henryvolt)
            July 6, 2020 at 3:50 am | #

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/01-to-those-whod-ground-me/restore/

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              July 6, 2020 at 8:09 am | #

              And the fact Becky had no real reaction to this implies that might not be the first time he hit her.

              • Reltzik
                Reltzik
                July 6, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

                She did react — she recoiled and looked a mixed of hurt, horrified, and terrified. And Ross’s dialogue suggests that this was a new departure for him.

                • Sirksome
                  Sirksome
                  July 6, 2020 at 5:35 pm | #

                  I have to disagree. At least in my interpretation of it. Becky was recording the whole thing which implies she expected him to eventually incriminate himself somehow. I read her reaction as surprise that he saw the phone, not at being hit. That all makes me think that Ross at least had a temper and if he wasn’t abusing her might have abused someone else. But I don’t want to theorize too much on that subject matter without it being confirmed. I know Ross made a lot of regretful looks last chapter but he was not a good person.

                • Reltzik
                  Reltzik
                  July 6, 2020 at 10:22 pm | #

                  Check the phone again. She wasn’t recording. She had an open line to 911, something they could track with the phone’s GPS. Good move for someone who’s just been kidnapped.

                • Regalli
                  Regalli
                  July 6, 2020 at 10:43 pm | #

                  The open call on 911 could have audio is well, is what I think they’re getting at. Either way, Becky did not particularly want it discovered so her expression is… somewhat ambiguous, especially since she never says anything about him hitting her afterwards as far as I remember. Ugh, fuck Ross.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  July 6, 2020 at 11:32 pm | #

                  She expected him to incriminate himself, but not necessarily by hitting her, just by talking. She also made sure to mention, after dialing 911 a couple strips before that: “You kidnapped me, dad” and “wave a gun at me and my friend”. Damn smart thinking when you can’t openly talk to the 911 operator.

                • geno
                  geno
                  July 7, 2020 at 2:06 pm | #

                  Sirksome nobody ever argued Ross was a good person just that he might not have been quite as evil Blaine.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 6, 2020 at 10:07 am | #

      Yeah, I think she has been upset about what could have been and never will be (because feelings are complicated,) but Ross as he was? Very little to grieve over.

      If Hank could change, then maybe, MAYBE someday it wouldn’t have been impossible for Ross to change. (Just INCREDIBLY unlikely.) Now there is no potential there, and I’d bet it’s bringing some Sads About Bonnie’s Death back up to the surface as well.

  8. jufreire
    jufreire
    July 6, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    hey I deal with trauma like that too. sickening pragmatism and JOKES! nice.

  9. Phil
    Phil
    July 6, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    it’s always the anime avatars…

    • Phil
      Phil
      July 6, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      Actually, I guess it’s not ALWAYS them, there are pieces of shit with all kinds of avatars, but having an anime avatar is a huge red flag in the first place.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        July 6, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

        It’s them and the “White dude in a truck with sunglasses and an operator beard” avatars that are like 80% of the problem.

        • Foxhack
          Foxhack
          July 6, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

          Don’t forget the frog avatars.

          • DrWattson
            DrWattson
            July 6, 2020 at 2:18 am | #

            And of course the default avatars. Usually with a nonsensical string of numbers at the end of their name.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              July 6, 2020 at 6:02 am | #

              Hi, I’m Firstname Bunchanumbers and I have very strong, very incoherent opinions regarding brown people and women.

          • Pedantic Jerkass
            Pedantic Jerkass
            July 6, 2020 at 5:57 pm | #

            Or anything at all, really, if it’s wearing a MAGA hat. It could be an avatar of Mother Theresa or Gandhi or Mister Rogers, but if it’s edited to have them wearing a MAGA hat, it still counts. Could just be a MAGA hat by itself (perhaps wearing another, smaller MAGA hat).

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          July 6, 2020 at 2:09 am | #

          Operator beard. I had to look that one up.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 6, 2020 at 6:04 am | #

            Often paired with a shaved head because their hairline retreated to the crown by the time they were 35.

            • BarerMender
              BarerMender
              July 6, 2020 at 8:33 am | #

              Wearing a beard when you’re bald makes your head not look so naked.

            • Miles
              Miles
              July 6, 2020 at 8:12 pm | #

              //started losing hair at 18//

              Yeah? Well something unnecessary about your body.

              😥

        • Zee
          Zee
          July 6, 2020 at 11:41 am | #

          Let’s not forget the middle aged white woman in the “I’m a racist” sunglasses, you know the ones. Generally any profile pic that looks like it could be a Facebook picture is worrying

      • DrunkenNordmann
        DrunkenNordmann
        July 6, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

        Specificially anime GIRL avatars, in my experience.

        • Phil
          Phil
          July 6, 2020 at 6:21 am | #

          Anime girl are all they want in someone.
          Anime girls exist solely to be cute and cater to their desires. Anime girls cannot judge them. Anime girls have no free will.

          Also, some might feel it makes their shit opinions less shit if it’s delivered by a “cute” girl.

          • Mariah Hardnett
            Mariah Hardnett
            July 6, 2020 at 11:46 pm | #

            I dont know some anime girls would beat the shit ou of you if you harassed them and arent tsunderese basically emotional abuse would not be a great idea in real life.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 6, 2020 at 6:52 am | #

          Hey, what did Plaz do to you?

      • Victoria
        Victoria
        July 6, 2020 at 6:37 am | #

        Hey… D; As a fairly successful women I’m gonna assume I’m throwing zero red flags with my anime avatar (ok it’s animal crossing now but it was Love Live).. and go back to watching cute anime over here. ;__;

        • Victoria
          Victoria
          July 6, 2020 at 7:05 am | #

          Woman* dang phone correcting me

  10. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    July 6, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Having Ross in the worst parent poll feels vaguely unfair now that he’s dead, he can’t get any worse… ah crap, there’s going to be a video will that manages to make him worse.

    • Mra
      Mra
      July 6, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Blaine murdered his only serious competition. Securing him first place.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        July 6, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        Really, it’s looking almost unfair with Blaine being allowed into the poll. He’s crushing it by a landslide – and this against eight other competitors.

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          July 6, 2020 at 1:33 am | #

          You might say he’s hammering the competition.

        • Keulen
          Keulen
          July 6, 2020 at 3:59 am | #

          I mean, he did kill someone, which none of the other parents have managed to do as far as we know, so it doesn’t surprise me that Blaine is doing so well in the worst parent poll.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 6, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

        I had to vote for Linda. Stealing Sal’s money was more brutal than anything Blaine came up with.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 6, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      As far as we know there’s only one murderer on the list, so Blaine wins by default.

      • Mra
        Mra
        July 6, 2020 at 9:41 am | #

        Voting for someone other than Blaine is just trying to get them into second place.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 6, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

      I’m voting for Carol.  Blaine is a bad parent, and he KNOWS he’s a bad parent.
      Carol, on the other hand, is a bad parent but she doesn’t know it – or at least refuses to acknowledge it.  She is still able to convince herself that she’s on the side of the angels, so in my opinion that makes her worse.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 6, 2020 at 6:50 am | #

        Ditto. Carol’s refusal to accept her bongoness is horrifying, especially since we know that there’s one kid that’s been completely removed from the family.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        July 6, 2020 at 8:13 am | #

        I mean … Blaine may be a murderer, but look at the victim. That almost, almost, earns him a positive point in my book.

        But not quite. And he’d still be waaaay deep in the red even if he got it.

      • Mra
        Mra
        July 6, 2020 at 9:38 am | #

        Checking in on the polls the morning after I voted I was surprised she beat out Ross, I guess people feel pity for him now that he was murdered.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 6, 2020 at 10:10 am | #

          Ross can no longer directly impact Becky’s life, so at least there’s THAT.

          I voted for Linda because objectively, Blaine and Ross are worse, but I really, really hate Linda and Blaine’s a shoo-in anyway. There are very few parents as bad as Ross. There are PLENTY of people as bad as Carol and Linda.

    • geno
      geno
      July 7, 2020 at 2:10 pm | #

      Yeah Blaine and Ross pretty thoroughly take the top spots. Linda is bad, but like there could still be a redemption arc or something. Blaine and Ross were never going to change.

  11. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    July 6, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    M’kay, Becky, this is a little beyond compartmentalization and going right into creepy.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 6, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

      My vote is for some form of PTSD, because seeing your not very-loved parent getting killed in front of you either makes you catatonic, or like Becky.

      • Miri
        Miri
        July 6, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

        Thankfully, while she saw him die, she didn’t see him grappling with his murderer. Or overhear his murderer consider killing her and her friends to “still win” after her father blew the plans and “got himself murdered through his own stupidity” for that matter, but I’m pretty sure there’s a law that if you see your parent grappling with somebody trying to beat them around the head with a hammer (again), you’re obliged to do more than hop past them to freedom. And that bit where she would have had been restrained and unable to do anything else in practical terms would have been a bit awkward…

        • temperaryobsessor
          temperaryobsessor
          July 6, 2020 at 7:25 am | #

          Just to be clear, someone may feel they should do more to defend their parent instead of escaping, but hopping past them to freedom is often the right choice in that situation. Even if your parent didn’t get in that situation by being horrible hopping past them to freedom is often the right move. Most parents would tell their children to do just that in that situation and mean it, and plenty of parents would take some comfort in the fact that at least they were able to give their child a chance to escape. I’m pretty sure that’s the definition of parent.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 6, 2020 at 2:12 am | #

        I dunno. Seeing either one of my parents killed in front of me would’ve been a shock, but I would’ve gotten over it soon.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      July 6, 2020 at 8:14 am | #

      Seems like a reasonable response to me.

  12. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    July 6, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Pretty much just as bad as the Sandy Hook deniers.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      July 6, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

      I blame Infowars.

  13. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 6, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    There’s always an avalanche of conspiracists somewhere. Ugh!

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      July 6, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

      Conspiracy theorists are the scum of the earth. Nazis and rapists are radioactive waste that harms that make the earth not able to sustain life.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        July 6, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

        that makes the earth not able to sustain life.*

    • jmsr7
      jmsr7
      July 6, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

      When considering a crime, you have to establish motive, means and opportunity. Conspiracy theorists leap on motive and completely ignore the other two, even if it means violating logic, natural law or even temporal causality.

  14. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    July 6, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Robin’s expression tho

  15. Mra
    Mra
    July 6, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    On the poll for worst DoA parent I was utterly unsurprised that Blaine held first place, but I was surprised that Leslie was even on the list, does she qualify as a parent?

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 6, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      She’s a pseudo-mom. Really more of one than half the options.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 6, 2020 at 6:07 am | #

      I think a handful of respondents misinterpreted it as a ‘best parent’ poll.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus
      July 6, 2020 at 6:57 pm | #

      Seriously, if Leslie is on there, Ruth’s a-hole grandpa definitely should be.

  16. showler
    showler
    July 6, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Ah yes, this reminds me. Kent Mansley can go F himself.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      July 6, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      …the guy from The Iron Giant?

      • showler
        showler
        July 6, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

        Correct.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      July 6, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      Agreed. He was well beyond being a jerk.

      Dogs, I love that movie!

  17. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 6, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    She’s fine. 🙂

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 6, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Also I don’t think I like Robin’s followers/possible voters. If covid was happening in this comic they’d probably be anti-maskers claiming it’s an overblown leftist hoax despite new cases and deaths being reported everyday.

    • Jay
      Jay
      July 6, 2020 at 3:14 am | #

      Agreed. I think Robin already knew to an extent just how awful many of her voters are per her discussion with her sister ages ago, but the past few days has been rough for her world view and even harder on Becky’s well being.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 6, 2020 at 7:10 am | #

        Are they her voters anymore?

  19. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 6, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    It’s early yet, Becky.  There ain’t no way this isn’t going to be a news story by the end of the day, and then you can watch all those anime-avatared followers choke as they try to swallow down their helping of crow.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      July 6, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      It won’t stop them from calling it a fake news conspiracy, even if you show them photos of the corpse sprawled out in the morgue.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        July 6, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

        It’s just a crisis actor.

  20. sharktrs
    sharktrs
    July 6, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    who the fuck voted for Hank

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      July 6, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      who the fuck voted for Leslie?

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        July 6, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

        Someone voted for Leslie? As opposed to fucking Blaine?! Has to be an accident or a troll right?

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          July 6, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

          As of right now, 4 people have voted for Leslie.

    • Diane
      Diane
      July 6, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      I more wonder who voted for Leslie. She tries to be a better parent than half that list.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 6, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

      Someone who misclicked, I’m sure.

      How does Leslie have more votes than Robin?

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 6, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

        Or Charles. (Luckily, unlike about a half hour ago, she’s behind Linda, now…)

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        July 6, 2020 at 1:15 am | #

        Certain people with anime avatars on Twitter angry at being called out?

      • NotPiffany
        NotPiffany
        July 6, 2020 at 5:50 pm | #

        Robin’s more a clueless big sister (both literally and figuratively) than a parental figure.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 6, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

      I hate Linda the most but I think Blaine’s the worst and have reluctantly given him my vote.

  21. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    July 6, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    By the way that new poll is one I ca get behind. Would have been more interesting a year back but now its just a contest for 2nd place now…. kind of wonder why Naomi’s not up there either.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      July 6, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      The second place race would have been FAR more interesting if we’d been able to vote for our top three rather than a single one. As it stands, second place is decided entirely by people who don’t think Blaine is worst, which is a… bold stance to take.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 6, 2020 at 7:00 am | #

        Speaking as someone who didn’t vote for Blaine (Carol, for the record), I honestly thought that including Blaine is “corking the bat”, as it were. He’s undeniably a few tiers above the next few on shittiness (and an Everest-height above Leslie, Willis why?), so I voted my #2 choice because I thought putting him here was just too obvious.

        Kinda surprised that Yuri’s not on here, though.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 6, 2020 at 10:16 am | #

          Given Naomi and Clint aren’t there, either, and they’re both obviously terrible, maybe it was parent inclusion by number of tags?

          And yeah, I voted for my #2 (well, 3, but second still living) because the ones who’ve kidnapped their daughters are obviously 3,000 times worse than even the objectively terrible ones and Blaine is therefore obviously going to win, it’s not even a contest, let’s just put some shame on the other sucky ones.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            July 6, 2020 at 5:29 pm | #

            Danny’s mom’s absent too, and she’s an objectively terrible person.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              July 6, 2020 at 10:47 pm | #

              Both Wilcox parents are terrible, frankly. Pretty sure it was the dad who told him to stick with Dorothy because she’s going places (and implicitly, he is not.)

              The Wilcoxen: For once in this comic, a roughly equal level of ‘Wow! Please go fuck yourselves!’

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 6, 2020 at 4:03 am | #

      We’re definitely gonna need a 2nd worst parent poll without Blaine.

  22. Lex
    Lex
    July 6, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    Blaine is easily the worst parent by a wide margin on this poll. There’s plenty of parents who aren’t good parents in DoA, but Blaine goes above and beyond. Most of the others at least seem to actually love their kids, even if they have distorted views of what’s best for them and don’t treat them as well as they’ve convinced themselves that they do.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      July 6, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      Blaine is in a League of his own when it comes to shity parent Olympics.

  23. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 6, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    Blaine was going to get my vote, anyway, but surprised Naomi wasn’t on the poll, as she’s possibly even worse than Linda. Like holy shit is that woman awful.

    • Diane
      Diane
      July 6, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      Ooh, good point, hating and judging your son for being gay is not exactly parent of the year material.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      July 6, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

      Let’s dissect Naomi’s track record, openly told Ethan he was a disappointment to his face because he was gay and blamed Amber for making gay in some idiotic way, but the last flashback she was in reveals that she was on to Ethan being gay way before Ethan and Amber were dating but she decided blame Amber for it to begin with. Naomi sucks so bad it’s almost surprising she doesn’t make the list.

      • SuperFroakie82
        SuperFroakie82
        July 6, 2020 at 4:14 am | #

        I don’t remember that flashback. Was that a patreon strip or something?

        • Newllend(henryvolt)
          Newllend(henryvolt)
          July 6, 2020 at 4:37 am | #

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/remainder/

          She Knew, she knew before he was even aware of it himself but she blamed Amber for it any way.

          • NickG
            NickG
            July 6, 2020 at 2:10 pm | #

            She probably expected Amber to fuck the gay out of Ethan, the same way she expected Joyce to. Naomi is an awful person.

  24. Diane
    Diane
    July 6, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

    So, anyone else concerned Becky is gonna keep bottling and hiding her frustrations to the point where she gets suicidal just like her mom, despite her promise that she wouldn’t see her for another 80 years?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 6, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

      Not me.

      Dina would intervene.

      And yes, Dina would figure it out, at least based on her perceptiveness regarding Amber.

    • Nick
      Nick
      July 6, 2020 at 3:04 am | #

      I think that Becky is definitely not nearly as okay as she pretends to be, but that someone (other than Robin) is going to notice before something cataclysmic happens. I think we’re going to see that. Dina is indeed a good candidate, but I can visualize a lot of characters being the one to call her on it.

      • Diane
        Diane
        July 6, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

        Ugh, I had a long response, but my internet ate it…So I’ll be briefer: You two are right, Dina would intervene, and I did not think of that so late last night. I also agree that I think someone would have to point it out to Dina due to Dina’s personality, but also believe that it’s possible she could notice herself, since being with Becky, she has slowly realized more, so she might got this all herself.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      July 6, 2020 at 8:18 am | #

      No? She seems to be handling it in a pretty decent fashion. If people like Robin keep bugging her to be more obviously upset, and she doesn’t back off twitter, then she might start to get frustrated, but probably not suicidally so.

      • Diane
        Diane
        July 6, 2020 at 8:31 am | #

        I will assume you may not read between lines often then, because this is deflection of the greatest art form, and one of Becky’s favorite coping mechanisms. And deflection of concerns is a thing suicidal people will do.

  25. Axel
    Axel
    July 6, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

    I’d like to see the poll reposted sometime without ross or blaine, to make it more of a puzzle

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 6, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

      Or pick the top three….

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 6, 2020 at 6:11 am | #

        Ranked choice voting reflects the public’s actual opinions more accurately than first-past-the-post.

  26. Puckish Rogue
    Puckish Rogue
    July 6, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

    Its a shame theres been so many fake hate crimes that’ve been shown to be made up that when a real one happens its disbelieved

    • Corneel
      Corneel
      July 6, 2020 at 5:38 am | #

      Sarcasm?

      • Puckish Rogue
        Puckish Rogue
        July 6, 2020 at 5:51 am | #

        Not sarcasm. When a hate crime turns out to be a hoax or misreported or whatever (especially if its high profile) then, much like Peter and the Wolf, people are more likely to respond in a disbelieving manner

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 6, 2020 at 8:46 am | #

          It does cause problems and the fake ones tend to get more publicity, but “so many” is kind of misleading. They’re really pretty rare.

          It’s much like false rape accusations. Rare but amplified and used to discredit the real problem.

          But with something like this, it doesn’t really need actual fake hate crimes. This is more the conspiracy theory version and those need no evidence. “Fake news” and “crisis actors” and all the usual bullshit. There’s never been anything like that.

          • Puckish Rogue
            Puckish Rogue
            July 6, 2020 at 4:50 pm | #

            Sure they’re rare but thanks to social media and news media not doing their jobs and being more interested in being the news rather than reporting what actually happened its what we get

            Maybe its what we deserve

  27. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    July 6, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

    Robin be all, “She’s going to snap and take me with her isn’t she?”

    Becky needs some HARD CORE therapy

  28. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    July 6, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

    Also, how did Joyce’s dad get even that one vote when characters like Blaine exist?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      July 6, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

      How does anybody but Blaine get any votes?

      He kidnapped his daughter’s friends and put one of them in a coma, and literally murdered a man in front of them.

      Literally nothing anybody else has done is even remotely close to -that bad-.

      If you voted for anybody else, you are objectively WRONG.

      • not someone else
        not someone else
        July 6, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

        Ross kidnapped his daughter and threatened to do things of that nature, which I think counts as close, but otherwise I agree.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          July 7, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

          Yeah, but like…This isn’t a defense of Ross, he’s crazy and wrong about everything, but at least his -intent- was to save Becky’s soul from what he believes to be eternal torment. It doesn’t make -any- of it okay, but….
          Blaine just wanted to stop paying tuition.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        July 6, 2020 at 7:09 am | #

        You know, this might be like the Umbridge is more hated than Voldemort thing. Blaine is just a bit too extreme to feel realistic for most people, Ross and other parents? That’s something that can might feel familiar with people and might cause loads of negative emotions.

        • JBento
          JBento
          July 6, 2020 at 11:17 am | #

          It is. People might not know any (open) Voldemorts, but EVERYBODY knows an Umbridge. Also, Voldemort was an evil murderous racist motherfucking nazi, but Umbridge was an evil murderous racist motherfucking nazi who was also petty.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 6, 2020 at 10:22 am | #

        Oh, Blaine’s obviously the worst. I voted Linda because NO ONE thinks Blaine’s a good parent with redeeming qualities, so he’s gonna win in a landslide. I want to make my displeasure at the ones people actually defend known. (Carol’s strict religion bordering on cult means I could well have voted her as my #2 still alive spot if she’d appeared in the last few days rather than Linda, but you know. Recency bias.)

      • Sombrero
        Sombrero
        July 6, 2020 at 3:16 pm | #

        Blaine is soooo cartoony to become a non-parent. Some of the others feel creepily real, they could be your own parents or the parents of someone you know, and they are so bad they’re scary

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 6, 2020 at 5:37 pm | #

        Heavensrun, I personally voted for Carol because, while Blaine is hands-down Worst. Parent. EVER, he’s also skewing the race because of his credulity stretching antics. Removing him and Ross (and Robin and Lealie, but for different reasons) would be a fairer representation of the non-supervillain-y parents while allowing other crapmeisters like Naomi, “Sir”, Yuri, and Danny’s hag of a mother to compete.

    • Council
      Council
      July 6, 2020 at 2:40 am | #

      I am wholly on board with Blaine being the worst human being on the list Overall.

      He doesn’t so much get brownie points for his parenting from me, more that he Attempts to parent(as much as his attempts are completely hijacked by his egotistic delusions).

      I voted Carol. What she does is indoctrination and gaslighting in parenting’s clothing – if she was Incompetent enough to act out to the same extremes Blaine did, I believe everyone would agree she was worse.

      Blaine did crimes, sure. Carol does the exact same kind of damage, much more of it when you add it together, over a longer period of time, but with the plausible deniability that allows her to keep going and never get punished for it.

      Lady gets under my skin fierce.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        July 7, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

        Blaine didn’t just do crimes, though. He deliberately and systematically belittled and bullied his daughter for her entire life, and apparently physically abused her mother, and THEN did crimes, explicitly to get out of paying fucking tuition bills that he could totally afford anyway. And I don’t know how you can say Carol does the same amount of damage when Joyce is generally a fairly well adjusted person with some anxiety issues that aren’t Carol’s fault, and Amber is a hot mess with a disassociative personality disorder, cripplingly low self esteem, and a penchant for violent vigilantism

  29. Robbie
    Robbie
    July 6, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

    I’m genuinely impressed by Robin’s response here.
    I apparently have a very low bar for her.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      July 6, 2020 at 11:43 am | #

      At least she didn’t crash the pancake breakfast.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 6, 2020 at 2:56 pm | #

        where she stole the margarine?

  30. Zach
    Zach
    July 6, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

    I want to vote for Clint!
    Tell me I’m not alone here.

    He even uses one child’s safety as leverage against another.
    Overtly evil.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus
      July 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm | #

      Make that two votes for Clint. Maybe it’s cause I relate too much to Ruth, but I really hate that guy.

  31. woobie
    woobie
    July 6, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

    For the poll, I went with Ross.
    What separates him from Blaine is the suicided wife and Knowing against whom he was acting.

  32. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 6, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

    Wouldn’t Becky’s story be in the news?

    • Uly
      Uly
      July 6, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

      Does that stop people from saying it’s all fake nowadays?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 6, 2020 at 5:35 am | #

        If anything, it reinforces that opinion.

        Now if only FreedomEagle68429736 on Facetweetstagram posted shaky vertical potato-cam footage of the aftermath, then we’d know it’s legit.
        /s

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 6, 2020 at 6:23 pm | #

        If someone is claiming major drama happened, the news will at least confirm it happened, the truth or fakeness of the news is in how that event is interpreted by that particular news media, this is what happens when news is no longer about trying to just report the facts without mixing editorial opinion into it.

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 6, 2020 at 11:15 am | #

      False flag.

      These people think all flags are false except the confederate one, which lasted a whole FOUR YEARS and wasn’t even of an actual country.

  33. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 6, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

    This is the first time I share feelings with Robin. Becky, get help.

    Also, I hate all those assholes that use anime icons and behave like assholes all the time. YOU ARE GIVING A BAD NAME TO OTAKUS, YOU MORONS!

    Seriously, I have endured being mocked for being an otaku, but these douchebags make my hobby look bad on the eyes of everyone else. JUST STOP BEING SO STEREOTYPICAL!

    • Nick
      Nick
      July 6, 2020 at 2:59 am | #

      Keep in mind that although WE know Becky to be a cool lesbian geek, the critics in question probably see her primarily as an extension of Robin, a conservative with no sense of shame; and are probably mostly people who already didn’t like Robin.

      Not saying that that makes their insensitivity okay; just that I think it says more about how they feel about people like Robin than how they feel about people like Becky.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 6, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

        Unlikely, I suspect.
        The anime avatars are a stereotype of alt-right style trolls and that’s also the type likely to call gay bashing fake news.
        Beyond that, Becky’s boosted Robin’s social media profile and has apparently done a good job changing Robin’s image. At least her social media following is likely leftist fans and conservative haters – how that translates into her voting base is a different question.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 6, 2020 at 10:25 am | #

          Yeah, the ‘denying an easily verifiable tragedy happened at all, you made it up to push a political agenda’ is very much an alt-right thing. (Hello, Sandy Hook deniers.) Conspiracy theorist left-wing people in my experience tend to be, like, anti-vaxxers.

        • Nick
          Nick
          July 7, 2020 at 5:55 pm | #

          I’ll admit to not really knowing what anime avatars are an indication of in the twitterverse. I assumed based on abysswatcher1993’s saying that they were acting “sterotypical” for otaku that they were at least associated with the left in broad strokes; but I agree now that you mention it that this behaviour sounds more far right than far left.

  34. Hazel
    Hazel
    July 6, 2020 at 1:33 am | #

    Despite Willis’ desire to follow comic time and not have DoA be a period piece, just in 20XX, I think addressing or NOT addressing the whole.. unpleasantness… if it continues to fundamentally change our society… will be difficult either way. Whoops! Your bad Willis for not antipating a horrible worldwide tragedy! /s

    I can only imagine what writing future DoA strips right now is like, except just blocking out the world as it is and imagining one that remotely works. Not that we really had that before.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 6, 2020 at 9:06 am | #

      There’s no real way to address it in comic, without totally screwing with comic time. The plague would be like a week or so in-comic. Maybe two. (We’re running about a week a year.) Plus – schools closing or going online sort of destroys the whole premise of the strip.

      Any long term changes will likely be reflected, but we’ll see what those are when we reach the new normal.

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        July 6, 2020 at 10:13 am | #

        I know of one upstate NY university that will be open in the fall, but with a much changes campus feel. Only Freshmen and Sophomores will live on campus, all upperclassmen will need to find off-campus housing. There will be a mix of on-line and in-person instruction, and a mandatory 14-day dorm quarantine when students arrive. SO from a comic point of view, there are real-world things that will allow the cast to stay oncampus.

      • Hazel
        Hazel
        July 7, 2020 at 3:16 am | #

        Yes, that’s my point. Thank you for adding to it.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      July 7, 2020 at 3:56 am | #

      I’m honestly not sure which thing you’re talking about.

  35. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 6, 2020 at 2:00 am | #

    Only seven-hundred? And no bizarre conspiracy theories yet either? Wow! Becky must be persuasive to get figures like that!

  36. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 6, 2020 at 2:05 am | #

    Robin looking at her own politically sociopathic behavior reflected back at her.

  37. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 6, 2020 at 2:59 am | #

    “And Robin?”

    “Yeah?”

    “Please… all me ‘Becky’.”

    Honestly, that expression in panel 7 tells me that Robin is kind of worried that Becky is repressing but hasn’t got the faintest clue how to deal with it. So, she’s just trying to pretend that she cares about the poll numbers at this point because that seems to make Becky feel better.

  38. acher4
    acher4
    July 6, 2020 at 3:17 am | #

    It’s so awful to know that yes, if something like that happened in rl, some social media accounts would act exactly like that.
    :_(

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 6, 2020 at 5:30 am | #

      If their avatar isn’t the default, it’s of a person sitting behind the wheel of a pickup truck, wearing reflective metallic sunglasses. The username is a couple random patriotic words followed by a random eight-digit number. Their bio lists “school of hard knocks” as their alma mater, and either says something about not listening to mainstream media or has a bible quote. Location is a random city in “America’s heartland” like Denver or Little Rock. Member since March 2016 at the earliest.

      • thumb
        thumb
        July 6, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

        You have remarkable faith in human nature.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 6, 2020 at 11:07 am | #

          It’s almost as if these accounts were churned out of a factory or something.

  39. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 6, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

    Too bad, Robin. Becky already has a mom/big sister checking on her, and doing a much better job than you.

    Not that it is a competition, of course

  40. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 6, 2020 at 3:25 am | #

    Poor Robin. The one time she feels the situation calls for more than goof, and goof is all she got, goof is all she gets

  41. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 6, 2020 at 5:23 am | #

    [Announcer voiceover] Becky was not fine.

  42. Steven
    Steven
    July 6, 2020 at 6:08 am | #

    The ‘worst parent poll’ doesn’t have Ethan’s parent in it. I declare it invalid!

    Seriously, the pair of them are utter poison of awful:

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/blunt/

  43. Geneseepaws
    Geneseepaws
    July 6, 2020 at 6:45 am | #

    I believe b’lieve it is called whistling in the dark; like Leslie says, “I’m Fine!” Only I don’t believe it. She may have said her goodbyes, in the basement, but it’s a lot to process.
    There may be some relief as well, that he cannot condemn her anymore, but it is still there, “my Dad is dead.” I just hope Dina is there when it does.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      July 6, 2020 at 6:46 am | #

      (When the bough breaks)

    • CJ
      CJ
      July 6, 2020 at 7:20 am | #

      Lots of other people who condemn her out there. Not really much of a difference.
      She said her goodbyes to him when he was in hospital after the shooting.
      Like a revenant, he came back.
      To do one thing that made it hard to condemn him entirely, while doing others well worthy of condemnation. Processing this will take time, but why look vulnerable when you still have no really safe space?

  44. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 6, 2020 at 7:12 am | #

    It’s not where it’s going but I wonder what it would be like if really did Becky flat out not care because her father was already dead to her.

  45. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 6, 2020 at 7:52 am | #

    I would be happy to understand WHY people with anime avatars are so often really horrible people. I once were sure it was a stereotype, but the huge amount of proofs against them it’s impossible to denied. Really, WHY?

    • Mra
      Mra
      July 6, 2020 at 9:35 am | #

      Fandom culture maybe?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 6, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

        4-chan.

        • JBento
          JBento
          July 6, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

          Isn’t there an 8chan now, for people who thought (“thought”) 4chan was too tame?

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 6, 2020 at 12:38 pm | #

      Umbridge Effect.

      People drawn to and that surround themselves with cutesy things and pink and pastels and cutesy topics and interests solely tend to be terrible, inconsiderate and cruel (even progressive views will be expressed with unneccessary viciousness and brutality towards any flaw or imperfection or slight, they kind of act like a chainsaw painted pink). Maybe it is to compensate for their terrible personality? Maybe it is to try to trick you? Maybe they’re trying to delude themselves into thinking cute = good therefore they are good? Maybe they’re just not willing to accept that they’re a hypocrite that loves content that preaches love, peace, non-violence and understanding while doing none of that themselves.

      While people with morbid interests not suited for everyone, leather jackets, mostly black and an unapproachable style. Are often considerate, accommodating and kind (and even if they express something they feel strongly about, they are often respectful to everyone).

      Why is this common? *I have no idea.* It isn’t a perfect hard and fast rule but it is a weirdly common trend.

  46. MegaBee
    MegaBee
    July 6, 2020 at 8:00 am | #

    ROBIN’S TWITTER: My friends have been kidnapped
    ANIME AVATAR: ALL KIDS MATTER

  47. thumb
    thumb
    July 6, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

    The worst person sincerely attempting to comfort the person who’s best at avoiding it.

  48. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 6, 2020 at 8:42 am | #

    What on earth did Stacy do to get in the worst parent polls?!

    Besides Dr. Richard, that is.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 6, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

      She’s not a GREAT parent — she deals with her daughter’s emotional trauma by trying to stuff donuts into it — but yeah, it makes no sense for her to make the poll when Naomi didn’t.

      • Mra
        Mra
        July 6, 2020 at 9:34 am | #

        Or Leslie, she doesn’t even have any children, and if they are referring to her relationship with Becky as being maternal like she has been nothing but a blessing.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 6, 2020 at 10:27 am | #

        I’m pretty certain it’s inclusion of parental figures by tags, because there’s no reason on earth for Leslie to be on there and Clint not to be.

        • Mra
          Mra
          July 6, 2020 at 11:19 am | #

          Anyone who manages to be a parental figure without being a parent shouldn’t be on a worse parents list. If they aren’t related to you and they are nurturing then they become a parental figure, if they aren’t related to you and act like an asshole, then they are just an asshole.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 6, 2020 at 11:44 am | #

        Looking back on the Stacy comics, yeah, I see it now. She means well but she takes an oversimplified viewpoint regarding Amber’s problems. For me, her amiability clouded that particular trait.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 6, 2020 at 12:59 pm | #

          I think she’s too accustomed to burying (or attempting to ignore) problems to get by.

          Thanks, Blaine.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 6, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

            While it doesn’t help Amber, it’s worth remembering she’s also a victim of a long term abusive relationship.
            Thanks Blaine indeed.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 6, 2020 at 4:06 pm | #

          Oh, sure. No one’s perfect, children don’t come with instruction manuals, Stacy’s had a harder row to hoe than most parents (Thanks, Blaine), and I’m willing to grant leeway for some basic good-faith mistakes. I’m just saying she’s not exactly batting .400.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            July 6, 2020 at 10:54 pm | #

            Agreed. Like, I definitely wouldn’t put her on a worst parent list in this comic, given how low that bar is, but I probably wouldn’t put her on a best one, either. At least not currently. I have some hope this arc has her finally starting to grasp that Amber’s issues are both real and in DESPERATE need of support, immediately.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 6, 2020 at 2:59 pm | #

      Stacy and Richard are similar, in that their hearts are in the right place. They’re just not great at parenting (Stacy’s unintentionally neglectful, and Richard’s “Richard” is in every place other than the right one).

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 6, 2020 at 5:44 pm | #

        Huh, more of a match for each other than I thought.

  49. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    July 6, 2020 at 9:35 am | #

    Welp, this can only end well

  50. Mra
    Mra
    July 6, 2020 at 9:41 am | #

    Forget Worst Parent, Blaine has one the title of Worst Human Being of DoA

  51. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 6, 2020 at 9:59 am | #

    Gotta love when even Robin’s like ‘holy shit this is fucked up to put a kid through and you’re burying your emotions in jokes and I’m worried.’

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      July 6, 2020 at 12:05 pm | #

      Ditto.

  52. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    July 6, 2020 at 12:25 pm | #

    You know things are bad when even Robin knows that this is not a healthy mind state.

  53. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    July 6, 2020 at 12:57 pm | #

    Robin “oh my god someone help me please, I have no idea what to do”

  54. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    July 6, 2020 at 2:41 pm | #

    Do I see a Friends reference in panel 1?

    Chandler: When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of “sports”. Lot of “chiefs”, lot of “champs”. I once got a “skipper”.

  55. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    July 6, 2020 at 3:05 pm | #

    C’mon Willis, you cannot keep this going any longer. You have to reveal now the biggest unresolved question in this strip: whose campaign is Grampa donating to?

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      July 6, 2020 at 3:09 pm | #

      *Gramps (dammit! autocorrect must be also on his payroll)

  56. PB
    PB
    July 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm | #

    Nice to see Robin growing a conscience. And responsibility.

  57. Toes14
    Toes14
    July 6, 2020 at 11:15 pm | #

    Newsflash Becky: Now you legally get your late father’s estate, which means once you sell the house, etc, YOU ARE NO LONGER BROKE!

  58. Dracke
    Dracke
    July 6, 2020 at 11:38 pm | #

    I think something snapped in her.
    She really needs therapy
    and has to sell a house, unless her father had a will giving it to someone else.

  59. Jim
    Jim
    July 7, 2020 at 10:17 am | #

    Sorry to bring this up, but it occured to me, now that Toedad has passed, provided he didn’t cut her out of his will when she came out, Becky probably inherits his stuff, right? Then she could afford off-campus housing, at least, right?

  60. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    July 19, 2020 at 6:39 am | #

    Listen, all I’m saying is at some point, possibly in this century, Henry Kissinger’s cold mechanical heart is going to finally give out, and the Illuminati is going to need a replacement political mastermind. So… career goals?

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