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Fresher

by David M Willis on November 3, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - This Bright Millennium
└ Tags: booster, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 3, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    “well, ok then, guess I was wrong”

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

      Yep. I don’t know what could have misled us.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 3, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Ruth stops, pats her pockets. Wallet, phone, keys…no Billie.

    “Shit!”

    • Thursday Violist
      Thursday Violist
      November 3, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      has she checked under the couch?

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        November 3, 2020 at 2:49 am | #

        Billie was inside the couch cushions the whole time.

    • nobodybasically
      nobodybasically
      November 3, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      She left Billie in her other pants.

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        November 3, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

        What Billie was doing wearing Ruth’s pants is subject to a Patreon comic, I expect.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          November 3, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

          Nope! Not Patreon! What Billie was doing in Ruth’s pants is on Slipshine.

          • clif
            clif
            November 3, 2020 at 2:57 am | #

            Maybe she was expressing solidarity with the elephant in Ruth’s pajamas.

    • Ed Rhodes
      Ed Rhodes
      November 3, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      “Has no one looked in the washbasin?”

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        November 3, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

        Go to the window …
        Go to the window …
        Go to the window …

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          November 3, 2020 at 1:57 am | #

          All you have to do is whistle feemous Beethoven’s feemous Ninth Symphony

      • Lars
        Lars
        November 3, 2020 at 2:42 am | #

        Look inside the fridge.

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      November 3, 2020 at 5:32 am | #

      Shes always in the last place you look

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 3, 2020 at 5:34 pm | #

      She’s inside the small mailbox outside the white house with the boarded-up front door.

  3. Nono
    Nono
    November 3, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    On one hand, Ruth literally asked for it.

    On the other hand, ugh, psych majors are the worst.

    • Madock345
      Madock345
      November 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      At least Booster is really good at it instead of being like most psych students who only think they know things.

      • leaf
        leaf
        November 3, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

        Why is Booster even in college

        • goggleman64
          goggleman64
          November 3, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

          Booster is a double-secret counselor that the college hired because they realized Reed Hall had so many cases of protagon-itis. They’re trying to keep Willis from catching on.

          • clif
            clif
            November 3, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

            Odd. Booster looks exactly like Mike except for the glasses.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              November 3, 2020 at 6:11 am | #

              No they don’t.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                November 3, 2020 at 7:12 am | #

                They have the same head shape, same build, similar hairstyles (but Booster’s doesn’t bend dimensional space like Mike’s did)… Several commenters (myself included) thought Booster’s silhouette was Mike (with his hair growing back after the hospital shaved it to treat his TBI) until they were revealed.

                Mike was Booster’s Wario, wasn’t he.

                • Nono
                  Nono
                  November 3, 2020 at 8:19 am | #

                  Booster’s head is thinner and longer than Mike’s, whose head was more squarish aside from the chin. They also seem to be a bit slimmer in build.

                  Also while heights can vary between strips, I think Mike is very slightly taller. Checking previous strips, Walky seems to go up to around Booster’s eyes, but only up to around Mike’s nose.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              November 3, 2020 at 10:24 am | #

              I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that he’s antagonizing Ruth.

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                November 3, 2020 at 10:25 am | #

                Dah, “they’re”, I’m really bad at that.

          • Van Jealous
            Van Jealous
            November 3, 2020 at 8:52 am | #

            Booster is actually being portrayed by Marina Sirtis!

            • Thrabalen
              Thrabalen
              November 3, 2020 at 9:23 am | #

              No, Booster is good at this.

              • Makkabee
                Makkabee
                November 3, 2020 at 2:52 pm | #

                I sense great snark!

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      I once considered majoring in psychology, but I realized I was way too fucked up to try and help others. Also I didn’t want to start psychoanalyzing my friends and family.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        November 3, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

        Sibling went out with one.
        Nice person, but they said they sometimes had to actively hol themselves back from doing that.

      • Alan in DC
        Alan in DC
        November 3, 2020 at 5:32 am | #

        Glad I read all of these before I posted. That’s exactly what I was going to say: few things in college are more tedious and annoying than a late teen with a couple of psych courses in them. My sis-in-law was impossible to live with for two years — it took that long for her to take the hint from her friends.

      • Inlaa
        Inlaa
        November 3, 2020 at 8:04 am | #

        As a psych major, the biggest issue I ever had was when people misused psychological terms. I actively hate the word ‘psychoanalyze’ and if people quote Freud in a conversation I will probably beat them with a shoe.

        • Jess
          Jess
          November 3, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

          As a former English major, same re: Freud.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 3, 2020 at 12:32 pm | #

        I was going to major in psych. I took one course and realized they didn’t know what they were talking about. This was back in ’66, so maybe they know more, now.

      • LateCustomer
        LateCustomer
        November 3, 2020 at 3:16 pm | #

        Funny, I thought most psych majors got into it BECAUSE they felt they were pretty fucked up.

    • Stu
      Stu
      November 3, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      “Eyebrows.”

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 3, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      Former psych major here, I was oblivious to my own problems from my readings and classes. Pretty much couldn’t psychoanalyze myself out of a paper bag.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      November 3, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      Okay Booster – now do Rachel.
      … cause Rachel sucks in a very particular way where she only sees the worst in others, and that has to have a juicy backstory that will destroy her to reveal.
      What? I don’t like Rachel and am feelin’ kinda pissy about the current state of my favorite ships.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        November 3, 2020 at 2:51 am | #

        I would also like to see Booster psycho-analyze Rachel.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          November 3, 2020 at 12:22 pm | #

          Hear hear!

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 3, 2020 at 12:23 pm | #

        I’d buy popcorn to see that.

        ( have moved from ignoring rachel to disliking her )

        • Arioch
          Arioch
          November 3, 2020 at 10:43 pm | #

          *passes popcorn* I also have snowcaps.
          I don’t necessarily dislike Rachel, but all the things I liked about Rachel were *Rachel x Joe* in another comic and not just Rachel. I would dearly like to see Booster psychoanalyze Rachel.

  4. meanderling
    meanderling
    November 3, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Lord save us from second-semester psych majors.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 3, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

      … by turning them into third-semester psych majors?

  5. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 3, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Now I am curious to know what happened to Billie and Ruth during the break. This doesn’t bode well for my ideal world where they live happily ever after.

    Also Booster, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. Even if she literally asked for it, am I wrong?

    • leaf
      leaf
      November 3, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      You are wrong. Booster is moving the plot towards us finding out what happened to Billie and that is good.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        November 3, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Ok ignoring that this is a comic and it is good for plot, it isn’t a cool thing to actually do, even if you can.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          November 3, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

          Booster is also partway-defusing the drama explosion in the hall by redirecting most of the rage and attention to an outsider who will not be living in close quarters with them for the rest of the term.

          …. also, my newest headcanon says that Booster is empirically testing whether getting body-slammed nets a date with Ruth.

          • clif
            clif
            November 3, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

            Making you face something you didn’t want to face.

            Did you ever notice how Booster looks exactly like Mike except for the glasses?

            • Tarnagh
              Tarnagh
              November 3, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

              Well, there’s no unseeing THAT now! Thanks! LOL

            • UnfrozenNeanderthal
              UnfrozenNeanderthal
              November 3, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

              Yeah, it’s kinda like if Drunk Mike got split off from normal Mike into their own separate character

            • Sombrero
              Sombrero
              November 3, 2020 at 8:40 am | #

              Booster Warner, they have a twin.

              • UnfrozenNeanderthal
                UnfrozenNeanderthal
                November 3, 2020 at 9:44 am | #

                They have a Twin Sister, and she probably is not secretly Mike

                • Sombrero
                  Sombrero
                  November 3, 2020 at 2:22 pm | #

                  She is Mike under a protection witness program.

          • Lingo
            Lingo
            November 3, 2020 at 1:50 am | #

            Yes! Join the good ship RuthBooster! BoosterRuth?
            Ruthster?
            Bruiser?
            Punky Brewster?

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 3, 2020 at 7:46 am | #

              Rooster.

              • Sunny
                Sunny
                November 3, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

                I was going to suggest Buster, but yours is better.

              • Reltzik
                Reltzik
                November 3, 2020 at 5:45 pm | #

                Rooster it is. Now let’s all carefully and conscientiously avoid making any puns about cocks.

              • Lingo
                Lingo
                November 3, 2020 at 11:35 pm | #

                Dang, why didn’t I think of that?

            • Arioch
              Arioch
              November 3, 2020 at 10:46 pm | #

              I am all on board for the good ship Rooster. I am giggling, which considering today – that is amazing.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            November 3, 2020 at 7:26 am | #

            Can’t blame Booster for that. I mean, I would in their position.

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 3, 2020 at 11:17 am | #

      I don’t get why anyone would ask for something they very specifically do not want. I have never understood this.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 3, 2020 at 12:35 pm | #

        Getting what you don’t want is better than dreading it?

  6. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 3, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Okay Willis, what happened to Billie? Unlike the current Inuyasha sequel, I know I will get answers to my questions earlier in this comic.

    • UnfrozenNeanderthal
      UnfrozenNeanderthal
      November 3, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      I’m assuming truck.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 3, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        Billie drives a truck now? I mean, it’s good money, but what about her journalism career?

        • DSL
          DSL
          November 3, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

          Have you _seen_ journalism lately?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            November 3, 2020 at 7:30 am | #

            Tell me about it. Legitimate organizations doing real journalism get shouted down by politicians and the general public screeching bullshit on social media. Local station news crews get attacked because of the network logo on the side of their microphone. (Watch election night coverage, I doubt you’ll see many TV satellite vans or crews decked out with their usual station gear. Hell, just carrying a shoulder-mount camcorder and a stick mic paints a big target on you in our current hell.)

          • Daniel M Ball
            Daniel M Ball
            November 3, 2020 at 1:08 pm | #

            not for quite some time, actually, DSL. Our local affiliate has maybe two minutes of local coverage and the rest is canned and distributed from outside with the commercials. The days of local affiliate reporters taking risks to get actual stories are dead. Now, they just read the press releases and faithfully spout the line from the head office.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 3, 2020 at 1:26 pm | #

              Sinclair. Sinclair never changes.

              Small, independent stations generally don’t have the resources to do much investigative work. That usually falls under the purview of stations owned by a larger group, or stations that are owned and operated by the networks they’re affiliated with. (They can rely on their parent company’s resources for national news and larger stories.) Stations in small markets get enough money to keep the lights on, put together a weather report, and keep a couple MMJs on staff (reporters who run their own camera and edit their own footage). Stations in top-10 markets are still fully staffed.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          November 3, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

          I think Billie got PLASTERED by a truck. ….-load of booze.

          • Cholma
            Cholma
            November 3, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

            I think Kestrel from Queen of Wands was driving that truck.

            • clif
              clif
              November 3, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

              My money is on drunk driving and running into a truck.

              But only a tiny bit of money. Alternately she became a college cheerleader.

              • Khyrin
                Khyrin
                November 3, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

                The truck was totaled and the driver finally released from his 20+ year durance driving that one stretch of road, only becoming visible when someone acts with integrity, showing no regrets.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              November 3, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

              That is not the relationship Kestrel tends to have with vehicles in motion.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            November 3, 2020 at 7:31 am | #

            She saw the Jim Beam truck and she’s chasing it down like Garfield and the ice cream truck.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          November 3, 2020 at 12:37 pm | #

          Yeah, driving is good money, and she can pick up a little extra at rest stops.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      November 3, 2020 at 10:39 am | #

      There’s an Inuyasha sequel?

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 3, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Well I’m sure this was fun for someone, but not me, not really. But hey I guess this confirms they broke up right?

    • Alanari
      Alanari
      November 3, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      I think long distance is a possibility too. It can feel like losing someone when they move thousand kilometres away and you’re too poor to visit them.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 3, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

        That might be it. While I think it’s possible they broke up Ruth’s comment is leading me more into believing Billie went away to rehab. She was shown multiple times to struggle with her alcoholism. Ruth and her tried to quit once but Billie was sneaking booze and even when she recommitted to it near the end of last semester she still had booze stashed in her room. She probably needed more professional support than Ruth could provide by herself.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          November 3, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

          Relapse is my #1 theory. #2 theory is that Billie got too caught up in being Queen of Forest Quad.

          • Lingo
            Lingo
            November 3, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

            I think that Gramps’s (aka Clint’s) prediction that Billie will forget all about Ruth once they get separated came true in some fashion, and eventually Gramps will reappear to gloat about it.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 3, 2020 at 7:06 am | #

            I hope not. She was getting over that. I hate to see character development reverse.

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            November 3, 2020 at 12:38 pm | #

            I was assuming Billie flunked out.

      • Fogel
        Fogel
        November 3, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

        As an old blues song put it: “romance without finance is a nuisance”

  8. Suet
    Suet
    November 3, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Zippa-dee-doo-ouch, did something really happen during the three months

  9. Mra
    Mra
    November 3, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Please don’t be inexplicably dead. Please don’t be inexplicably dead. Please don’t be inexplicably dead.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      November 3, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      Billie’s not dead. They probably broke up for any of numerous possible reasons since their relationship was founded on mutual toxicity and self loathing. The biggest tell Billie is alive is that both Walky and Sal would be way more noticeably devastated by the death of what was essentially a step sister to them and even an adopted daughter to their parents.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 3, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

        According to this strip, she is now “Elusive”.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          November 3, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

          I thought Billie was the girl in the yellow shirt in the first panel!

          • clif
            clif
            November 3, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

            Dead people are frequently elusive. Look at Mike.

            If you can.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 3, 2020 at 7:38 am | #

              You looked where he was, but now he’s gone!

              He’s behind you. Watching. Judging. Snarking. His pocket is full of nickels.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          November 3, 2020 at 12:04 pm | #

          Billie is on the lam after stealing Sal’s motorcycle.

        • GLaDOS
          GLaDOS
          November 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm | #

          Demned elusive. [raises quizzing-glass to eye]

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      November 3, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      It is unlikely she is dead.

      It is possible she dropped out if school though. (The cast drawing still has one unrevealed character, who could be Billie but could also be Marcie)

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        November 3, 2020 at 12:27 pm | #

        It definitely looks like Marcie’s haircut… but I do hope Billie is still in the comic. And Ethan! Maybe just as minor characters, but still!

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      November 3, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      From a storytelling point of view, there are lots of directions this could go, and the most boring one is that Billie died tragically. Willis does not do boring, so take comfort in that.

      Also, just in terms of emotional arcs, I think it seems unlikely that Willis would just suddenly drop Billie’s death on us like a lead balloon on top of the long arc of Mike’s death.

      • Norah
        Norah
        November 3, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

        If Billie was dead, Walky would’ve said so. He wouldn’t have said she was “elusive”. And he’d be more broken up about it.

  10. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    November 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Got ‘er.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Aha! Moment, classic circumstance.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 3, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

      Bierce, I thought you were going to drop some Aha! on the hacked muzac. Or was it too painfully obvious to do?

      Also, what happened to Sal’s bike?!?

  12. bcb
    bcb
    November 3, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Now tell us where Billie is RIGHT NOW!

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

      And by right now we mean sometime in the next couple of years.

      • Edwin I Callahan
        Edwin I Callahan
        November 3, 2020 at 6:23 am | #

        We should probably be grateful if we find out by the end of the decade. (Or maybe tomorrow, depending on what Ruth says next.)

  13. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    November 3, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    This whole conversation just feels sort of gross, even if Ruth “requested” it, something I wouldn’t read into as providing actual permission given the tone with which she did it.

    Kind of weird for someone who presumes to know so much about Ruth’s mental state to also be totally unable to read a room.

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

      Oh, I think they can read a room.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        November 3, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

        And maybe Booster is a little more like Mike than we’ve been yet given to understand.

  14. danielle
    danielle
    November 3, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    is billie dead too?

  15. Ornithophobix
    Ornithophobix
    November 3, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    This is some hamfisted exposition for a writer as talented as Willis. And wildly inappropriate and plain weird as an in-universe interaction between two strangers.

    • Sunny Bruv
      Sunny Bruv
      November 3, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      I reluctantly agree. I feel like we skipped a strip where Ruth tried to go back to Ruthless but failed to commit to it, but as it stands it feels like Booster is just being used to setup this reveal of what happened to Billie.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 3, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

        We did see Ruth put at least some performative effort into being Ruthless again when she first reappeared, which was then immediately defused.

        • clif
          clif
          November 3, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

          Someone thinks there is an imminent reveal of what happened to Billie.

          Maybe they’re right, but what are the odds?

          People who are patrons, don’t tell me the odds.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      November 3, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

      This is college. Shit like this happens all the time.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      November 3, 2020 at 3:10 am | #

      “wildly inappropriate and plain weird” – Um, did you read the title of this strip?

      Given what we’ve seen of Booster so far, I’m not surprised that they took Ruth up on her challenge, and I’m only a bit surprised that they hit so close to home. Booster sees a lot and is clearly intelligent. And probably has a bit of Carla complex: “My existence is not mainstream-socially appropriate, so fuck you all, I’m going to stand out on my own terms!”

      You may not like what Booster is doing, but I feel like it’s good consistent character design. So far, not much exposition has actually happened; we’ll see how much does happen. Keep in mind that many readers really want to know what happened with Ruth and Billie… which makes it likely that Willis will deny us that! One thing Willis is not, is careless. (He stretches physics and mechanics too much for my taste, but hey, a guy’s got to have fun somehow!)

      • Badgermole
        Badgermole
        November 3, 2020 at 9:14 am | #

        I’m not gonna argue with strangers on the internet about questionable storytelling today. We have other shit going on. I’ll just say that I’ve been reading Willis’ work a long time and one of the things he does best is make ‘unreal’ stuff (cartoon physics, masked vigilantes) seem meaningful and emotionally compelling. There’s a horizon of ‘believability’ holding together the absurd DoA universe. But since the new semester reboot there have been a few missteps, narratively speaking, which threaten that. Things that seem expedient, or ring untrue somehow. This is one of those. I like Willis’ work but don’t believe he’s so infallible that I ignore my own sense of what doesn’t work in a story.

  16. aelfwine
    aelfwine
    November 3, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    So is Booster supposed to have psychic powers or something? This is ridiculously breaking my suspension of disbelief, if they’re supposed to have intuited so much about Ruth. It’s absurd.

    • AGV
      AGV
      November 3, 2020 at 3:34 am | #

      I’ve seen more perceptive people on the internet

      Some people are just too good at reading others

      • Madock345
        Madock345
        November 3, 2020 at 5:10 am | #

        He would make a good Mentalist. Always my favorite kind of magician. Amazing what you can be trained to pick up or get people to do.

      • aelfwine
        aelfwine
        November 3, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

        You mean perceptive about *you*? Because if you’ve seen them be perceptive about others, you can’t actually know how close to the mark their perceptiveness actually is.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      November 3, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

      Well, if it helps you can always assume that Booster may have heard some more details about Ruth off-screen. (Enough to get a better handle on what is happening.)

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 3, 2020 at 11:19 am | #

      I dunno he’s been getting a crash course on Ruth’s psychology and past since he arrived, and she isn’t exactly hard to read.

  17. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    November 3, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    Billie’s in jail isn’t she?

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      November 3, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      We simply do not know Billie’s situation at this point.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      November 3, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

      She’s Schroedinger’s Billie.

  18. DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    November 3, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    Look who’s a Godsend….

  19. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 3, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    Billie dropped out of college and became a deckhand on the Acts of Integrity, sailing the seven seas and getting embroiled in exciting pirate adventures.

    Unfortunately she missed being the first drunk bisexual pirate in comics.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      November 3, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

      But was she the ‘Fifth’?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 3, 2020 at 8:05 am | #

        Kitty Pryde beat her to it.

  20. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 3, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    YOU KEEP TALKING I WANNA KNOW WHAT’S UP WITH BILLIE.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 3, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

      You are saying what we’re all thinking, and we all know the mantra for when it takes forever to learn something in this comic.

      • clif
        clif
        November 3, 2020 at 2:11 am | #

        Damn you Booster? Something like that?

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 3, 2020 at 12:13 pm | #

        Damn you LaPorte!

  21. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    November 3, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    the Look on Booster’s face in that 4th panel looks like they actually care and are worried about Ruth… they will be one of the few good therapists once they graduate college.
    And that last panel, Ruth realizing Booster is correct and not knowing how to deal with it.
    Im guessing that Billie had to go to a different college as to protect Ruth from getting in trouble, or Billie dropped out and her can only see Ruth when outside of college, as to prevent ruth from getting in trouble, and ruth has to hide it.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 3, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      Or they just broke up, but that is equally plausible, if only because Willis would torture us like that.

  22. Dave
    Dave
    November 3, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    +1 Psychology Rank

  23. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    November 3, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    Booster – 1 Ruth – 1 heaping pile of sadness and self realization

  24. woobie
    woobie
    November 3, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    I figured she was in the other dorm.

    Also, YOUR FEMURS ARE FORFEIT!
    Booster would fall for the “your comments will be off the record, trust me, I swear”.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 3, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

      COMMENCE THE BODY-SLAMMING!

  25. Peter
    Peter
    November 3, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

    Holy shit, Buster! For an encore, what are you gonna do? Prick out her eyes?

    • Miri
      Miri
      November 3, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

      Funnily enough, last night I was reading about Juliane, Henry I’s illegitimate daughter. Her husband made a power play, so Henry got him to hostage swap his two daughters (Henry’s granddaughters) with another noble’s son. The husband cut out the boy’s eyes and sent them back to the other noble, so Henry allowed the other noble to cut out the girls’ eyes and cut off the tips of their noses for justice.

      Juliane tried to fire a crossbow at her father at a parlay, failed to kill him, and ultimately needed to beg forgiveness.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        November 3, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

        It’s always wonderful to reminded how horrible people can be.

  26. Bryy
    Bryy
    November 3, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

    I will be amazed if Rachel lets Booster get away with:
    1) Saying she is ALMOST right.
    2) Not talking to Ruth in a condescending manner.

    • DSL
      DSL
      November 3, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

      Not that I’m a big fan of insta-diagnosing someone’s brain bugs in public, but it would be fun from a story standpoint to watch Booster then offer a similar service to Rachel.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        November 3, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

        People like Rachel, in my experience, *need* their Ruths to be the devil in order to confront them over and over in a weird reverse-bullying situation that’s literally just bullying. They think they can make the other person obedient by constantly dressing them down.

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          November 3, 2020 at 2:22 pm | #

          The trick is to choose fictional people.

    • AGV
      AGV
      November 3, 2020 at 3:37 am | #

      I think that what will make Rachel react will be the comment about how Ruth has been changed, considering her narrative that people (or at least Ruth) don’t really change

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 3, 2020 at 7:18 am | #

        On the other hand, if Ruth’s trying to be the old (bullying, abusive) Ruth, that might have something to do with Rachel bringing this up again.

  27. DaveM
    DaveM
    November 3, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

    (Sarcasm)
    “And that’s why Booster is a Mary Sue”.
    (/Sarcasm)

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      November 3, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

      Why the sarcasm? With this they’ve basically been given supernaturally perceptive powers. Even Sherlock Holmes went based off of evidence, but Booster just *knows*? Frankly they’re starting to ring “perfect” to me. I mean, they kinda have a personality—but on the other hand, they have done no wrong, and are now showing off this quirk/talent that aligns well with an audience-insert.

      • clif
        clif
        November 3, 2020 at 1:48 am | #

        Come on. Everyone knows that psych majors are really evil magic mind-altering wizards.

        But I’m interested in the equating of author-insert and audience-insert. Doesn’t it have to be one or the other?

      • DaveM
        DaveM
        November 3, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

        Maybe because the author is a better writer than that, and genre savy enough to realise he’d fallen into the “Mary Sue” trap.

        I’m thinking (ok, hoping) that this all could be a coma dream by Mike, a sort of “Anti-It’s a wonderful life” where Mike is gone but is replaced by a wise and caring person who will help everybody confront their demons and rise above their past. Let’s face it, if anything could get Mike out of a coma it’d be to prevent a smarmy beloved know it all from taking his place.

        But realistically, Mike is dead, Booster is real, and I for one am interested as to why Willis is dragging such an obvious Mary Sue across our path at every step.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 3, 2020 at 5:02 am | #

        Booster doesn’t just know, they’re guessing based on Ruth’s behavior and Walky’s info from the strip High Stakes, combined with Rachel’s comment.

      • Vukodlak
        Vukodlak
        November 3, 2020 at 2:14 pm | #

        It might take Booster more then a couple weeks worth of strips to display yeye flaws. Especially because in most of those strips Booster was receiving exposition to catch yeye up on what happened last semester.

  28. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 3, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

    Okay so this is really impressive from Booster probably but for real….How does Booster have these insights? They only met Ruth once very briefly. Walky gave them a rundown but was that and a spat with Rachel all it took? This seems like magic. Like Booster has telepathy or something.

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

      Psychiatric insights may seem magical to those poor souls untrained in Jungian psychobable, but the engrams of the id are a powerful tool for the enhanced analysis of the universal unconscious which binds the universe together and fills our destiny with the ultimate power to cloud men’s minds.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 3, 2020 at 8:16 am | #

        I always suspected psychiatrists possessed ancient and arcane knowledge of the universe. It’s clear now Booster even as a fledgling apprentice of the psychiatric arts has been inducted into the coven of arch therapists! This is but a glimpse of their full potential.

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm | #

        10 points for Cliffendor!

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 3, 2020 at 11:22 am | #

      I dunno he’s been getting a crash course on Ruth’s psychology and past since he arrived, and she isn’t exactly hard to read. When you listen carefully and know a thing or two about minds you can learn a lot about people very quickly.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        November 3, 2020 at 12:40 pm | #

        Booster’s a “they”, not a “he”. (Just giving a reminder; I’m not trying to make you out to be an asshole or anything. I know it can sometimes take a while for [especially cis] people to adjust to unfamiliar pronouns. I’ve certainly struggled in the past when people disclosed that they preferred different pronouns than I assumed, or than they had been using before coming to a better understanding of their gender identity.)

  29. carcinoGeneticist
    carcinoGeneticist
    November 3, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

    Has anyone yet posed the theory that “Booster” is a witness-protection identity for Mike, having let everything *think* he’s dead? Because this frighteningly-on-point psychoanalysis of people shit is exactly what Mike used to do, except now “Booster” has the psych major excuse to cover for it.

    Also maybe I’m missing some subtext because I just thought everyone was talking about Billie being moved to the other dorm but all y’all in here are talking like she’s dead/dropped out/broken up? That honestly never even occurred to me. Interesting if true.

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      November 3, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

      I mean, Booster doesn’t really have the “psych major” excuse. They’re an undergrad, not a professional, nor telepathic. This whole exchange is so awkward and forced. I’d actually be really into the angle that Booster is Mike just to explain this, but I doubt it—if only because I don’t think a cis-man masquerading as a non-binary person would play well with most of this comic’s audience, based on the general vibe of the comments section.

      • clif
        clif
        November 3, 2020 at 1:32 am | #

        Like Mike would mind pissing off the comment section.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        November 3, 2020 at 12:41 pm | #

        Maybe Mike has just become more honest with themselves???

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      November 3, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      Booster is Mike reincarnated.

      (Time doesn’t work the way you thought it did.)

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 3, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

        TIL Booster is one of the Scarlet Witch’s kids.

        • clif
          clif
          November 3, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

          Time never did work the way you thought it did. But it might someday.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          November 3, 2020 at 5:51 am | #

          Scarlet Witch never really had children. This is the hill I will die on. (It’s a dumb hill.) She literally stole parts from a demon and shaped them into illusion babies who only ever existed while she was thinking about them. They cannot reincarnate because they never incarnated in the first place.

          I’ve never been anything but confused that said ‘reincarnation‘ is apparently canon.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 3, 2020 at 7:49 am | #

        Booster is basically Drunk Mike from Shortpacked!.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      November 3, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

      I don’t think Witness Protection would put someone at the exact same place that their previous persona died. Pretty sure Booster is a different person entirely.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        November 3, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

        Also, I’d like to think Willis would be above putting Mike in brownface.

        • clif
          clif
          November 3, 2020 at 1:41 am | #

          It’s the fact that no one would think Witness Protection would put him in the same place that makes it so effective.

          Anyone can have a slight tan.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 3, 2020 at 2:16 am | #

        Which is exactly what Witness Protection WANTS the mob to think.

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 2:01 am | #

      But no. Booster is really Mike is such a crackpot theory it’s impossible that anyone could have considered it before now.

      • clif
        clif
        November 3, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

        This was a reply to Carcinogenesis. Not sure how it wound up here.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 3, 2020 at 2:05 am | #

      I don’t think anything more dramatic happened with Billie other than she and Ruth had a big fight and broke up. I’m sure we’ll follow Lucy back to her dorm after this meeting and Billie will still be there as her roommate.

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 3, 2020 at 12:19 pm | #

        That would give the narrative a reason for having Lucy present.

        ( other than puppy dogging walky )

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 3, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

    So, um… was Mike the END of the no-character-deaths rule, or just a one-time exception?

    Asking for a friend named Booster.

  31. Spectre
    Spectre
    November 3, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

    One the one hand, this is some really awkward exposition.

    On the other hand, Booster has spent the last few strips being pummeled in the face with exposition, so… fair play?

  32. Regalli
    Regalli
    November 3, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

    Oddly prescient given they’ve only heard a couple threats and Walky exposition. Then again, I could buy Walky feeding them more exposition than previously let on and realizing ‘oh shit I said too much and now she’s offering it up’ last strip.

    Or it’s clumsy exposition. Hopefully Booster gets a moment or two to be completely off-base with their psychoanalysis later. It’s early yet, but I want to see them fail to get, say, Agatha’s deal in some completely harmless but hilarious way.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      November 3, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

      I already don’t like Walky but that would be exceptionally shitty to just mention that Ruth’s parents are dead to Booster.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        November 3, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

        I was assuming about Billie, which Walky would know firsthand and where he has some actual stake in the matter to justify bringing it up since she’s functionally his sister.

        Dead parents, yeah, totally shitty. (Do we actually know Walky knows about that one? I mean I’d assume offscreen Billie could fill him in, but she does have some sense of tact.)

        • clif
          clif
          November 3, 2020 at 2:14 am | #

          At the risk of pointing out the obvious, Booster never said Ruth’s parents were dead.

          For all he knows, they are in a witness protection program.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            November 3, 2020 at 9:26 am | #

            And also, booster didnt say ruth lost her parents. Ruths response gives us that but also lets booster see that the missing parents arent whats ailing ruth, (by her own reaction). This is what let booster continue to persue the loss angle.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      November 3, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

      As an aside, best of luck this hell week to everyone else stuck in the US (or watching us with absolute dread). I will likely either be hyper-online or avoidant for the next… while. (Gotta love a year in which you decide that no, you’re going to need a second round of brain magnets that keeps you in a public building during a pandemic for over half an hour every weekday just to deal with the stress of the last seven months alone.)

      And vote if you haven’t already. Downballot.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        November 3, 2020 at 3:01 am | #

        I’m gonna try to avoid election news coverage as much as possible for at least the next 24 hours, if I can.

        • clif
          clif
          November 3, 2020 at 3:26 am | #

          I think you’re going to have to do better than 24 hours.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 3, 2020 at 7:27 am | #

            Polling looks good. Early voting looks better than good. No last minute surprises to shift that. If this wasn’t 2020 and we didn’t know there was going to be massive voter suppression and legal shenanigan, I’d be confident of a landslide.
            As it is, I’m hopeful, but still terrified.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 3, 2020 at 8:45 am | #

          Imagine it’s your job, and you’ve been at it long enough that familiar-sounding news coverage is more comforting than not knowing at all.

          The real ratfuckery isn’t going to hit today. If all goes the way we how it will, we’re in for a long slog to January 20th.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            November 3, 2020 at 6:45 pm | #

            It’s been nonstop ratfuckery for years now.

            And I think the real ratfuckery MAY start today, late this evening, when polls close and Trump goes to the courts he’s stacked to try to force states to stop counting (predominantly-blue) ballots that were mailed in.

            But, yes, it’s going to be a long 78 days.

  33. goki
    goki
    November 3, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

    psychiatrists can make the best and worst friends…

  34. Chronos
    Chronos
    November 3, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

    Oh, so hopefully we’ll find out what happened to Billie shortly.

    That just leaves Ethan among major characters that we don’t know what’s going on with them at all.

  35. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    November 3, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

    Booster is Betazoid, confirmed

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      November 3, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

      “Shut up Wesley”

  36. Angel
    Angel
    November 3, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

    And that’s how Walky’s second roommate died.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      November 3, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

      RIP Booster. Good luck to Roommate 3!

      • RedCat
        RedCat
        November 3, 2020 at 1:20 am | #

        Not cool, booster.

    • clif
      clif
      November 3, 2020 at 1:35 am | #

      And that’s how Walky passed math two semesters in a row.

  37. Zach
    Zach
    November 3, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

    Who is gossiping about her being an orphan?
    Why does he think her social mask is indicative of anything deeper than the plastic smile or a waitress who’s had a bad day?

    Why do people assume Booster is anywhere near right and not just wildly offensive? He’s making some wild accusations about who she is.

    I think A: it’s ridiculous the data he has and
    B he’s actually this semester’s greatest jerk and he’s putting buttons just looking for reactions to, then, psychoanalyze.

    • Derek
      Derek
      November 3, 2020 at 1:24 am | #

      Booster is “them” but yeah

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2020 at 2:13 am | #

      I don’t think anyone is gossiping about it. Ruth is just so sensitive at the moment that she’s assuming that Booster knows more than they do.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2020 at 7:30 am | #

      Booster says nothing about her parents. She brought them up. I’d guess the “healed from that” is based on her reaction – she’s willing to bring it up dismissively, so that’s not the problem.

      As for why we assume they’re right – because it fits with Ruth’s characterization and with Ruth’s reaction.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 3, 2020 at 10:49 am | #

        What Booster’s doing here feels a lot like what fortune tellers do. You start with a pretty vague statement. “You’re tired of losing people” which could apply to a lot of people and then let the person interpret that how they wish and tell you everything.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 3, 2020 at 12:31 pm | #

          But the key insight about illusion of control rather than power and it being about losing people is real. They’re not trying to impress by knowing the details

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 3, 2020 at 11:14 am | #

      Booster’s perceptive and a psych major. You learn things about how people’s brains work and this isn’t exactly the coldest read ever.

  38. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 3, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

    Billie got expelled…or something like that.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2020 at 3:01 am | #

      My guess: In a deep irony, her parents withdrew her from the ‘dangerous’ school whilst she was too busy working to stop the Walkertons from doing the same to Sal and Walky.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        November 3, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

        Good lord (irony), what’s the age of majority in Indianna?.
        “18, but 21 for alcohol” -The google

        So Billie’s parents could not withdraw her, but they could cut funding. Although that’s pretty extreme since Billie’s not even in the same dorm. (read: is safe)

  39. brute
    brute
    November 3, 2020 at 1:57 am | #

    i feel like this is one scene that might play out better in a video setting, just because i suspect booster’s estimate is from ruth phoning it in/clearly acting a part, but in a way that is difficult to translate into comics. perhaps.

  40. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2020 at 2:14 am | #

    My feeling about Panel 6 is that Ruth didn’t think about that possible connection about her behaviour. She’s currently too shocked to continue to be angry.

  41. clif
    clif
    November 3, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

    From the alt text, we knew this day would come.
    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/terrible-2/

  42. Geneseepaws
    Geneseepaws
    November 3, 2020 at 3:00 am | #

    with with all the yo-yo-ing, and all the Ambering, and Amazing Girl wildness, and all the Walky Matress-Roulette, I had One ship that was solid, one relationship that was good and growing. Yeah, he killed Mike, but I had BillieRuth. It was awful and getting so healthy that I loved it.
    I invested in a Willis comic and now I pay the price.
    (Sob)

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      November 3, 2020 at 3:05 am | #

      I was definitely hoping he wouldn’t sink this ship. But the Willis giveth and the Willis taketh away.

  43. AGV
    AGV
    November 3, 2020 at 3:52 am | #

    Peeps here assuming that Booster knows all of Ruth’s life when they only needed her behaviour and Rachel’s antagonism to know that Ruth was at least perceived as a despot and that she’s hurt.

  44. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 3, 2020 at 4:50 am | #

    busteeeed

  45. CJ
    CJ
    November 3, 2020 at 4:58 am | #

    Now we are getting somewhere.

  46. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 3, 2020 at 5:00 am | #

    Honestly I think people are missing the fact that Booster could’ve guessed this from the fact that Ruth chooses to go out of her way to find everyone in the dorm (in the strip High Stakes), Rachel’s snark from the previous strip, and the scant amount of info from Walky (from High Stakes, he mentions she’s cheerier than last semester). Notice how she didn’t specify WHO Ruth lost; Ruth assumed that knowledge herself. Booster kept it an ambiguous “they”.

  47. Heather
    Heather
    November 3, 2020 at 5:49 am | #

    And Rachel will also argue against this because ‘people don’t change’ thus uniting her and Ruth with a common enemy. Or not.

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      November 3, 2020 at 10:29 am | #

      Honestly I think the turn here is that Booster has an EQUALLY scathing rebuttal for what’s-her-nuts clearly and intentionally singling out Ruth to morally agitate, and how it’s less about her moral compulsions and more about her absolute moral narcissism.

  48. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 3, 2020 at 6:11 am | #

    Maybe…. maybe Ruth didn’t actually want to be psychoanalyzed.

    Just putting that out there.

    • Jake'm
      Jake'm
      November 3, 2020 at 6:30 am | #

      Oh totally – that was her shutting folks up whilst she’s trying to do her job as RA. It is just mildly unfortunate for her that we have A Psych Major™ in the room as well that’s willing to take that challenge.

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 3, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

      I don’t get why people request things they very specifically do not want. It has never made sense to me. (NLD)

  49. Colineo
    Colineo
    November 3, 2020 at 6:41 am | #

    Booster is Mike in disguise 100% confirmed.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2020 at 6:43 am | #

      They are the anti-Mike. They do in a public setting what Mike would be careful to do in private for maximum impact. They also are perpetually cheerful and clearly think that they’re helping when Mike mostly did it for his own bitter satisfaction to rip the mask of self-deceit off of others’ faces.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 3, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

        Mike was Booster’s Wario confirmed.

        (Or maybe Waluigi.)

  50. foducool
    foducool
    November 3, 2020 at 7:49 am | #

    “T-THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING OKAY?!”

  51. Anon A Mouse
    Anon A Mouse
    November 3, 2020 at 7:49 am | #

    Regardless of how awkward and forced Boosters dialogue is I feel the like the bottom line is “Don’t psychoanalyze people in front of a room of their peers, even if they ask you too because it is rude as hell”. Even if its a fit of passion or whatever it is never cool to talk about what you ASSUME are someone elses problems even if you are accurate.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      November 3, 2020 at 12:52 pm | #

      yeeeaaahhhhh this is pretty crappy

  52. thumb
    thumb
    November 3, 2020 at 8:22 am | #

    Best place for that specific conversation, I figure.

  53. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 3, 2020 at 8:23 am | #

    OK Booster, how did you know all that.

    • Jay
      Jay
      November 3, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

      Psych major

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        November 3, 2020 at 11:32 am | #

        First year???

        • Jay
          Jay
          November 3, 2020 at 12:38 pm | #

          Some people are really good at reading people lol

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 3, 2020 at 1:45 pm | #

            Mike was doing this shit in middle school and nobody here blinked.

            • Anon A Mouse
              Anon A Mouse
              November 3, 2020 at 9:18 pm | #

              People have been complaining about how cartoonishly on point Mike has been the entire time. Having Booster do it instead doesn’t really make it better or worse in my opinion. Still glad Mike’s dead.

    • thumb
      thumb
      November 3, 2020 at 5:14 pm | #

      They didn’t. They haven’t inferred anything specific. And based on what Walky told them, what Rachel just said, and Ruth being so tightly wound, it’s more than enough to do a cold read.

  54. frogger44
    frogger44
    November 3, 2020 at 8:44 am | #

    Booster didn’t know about Ruth’s parents. What they did parsed out that Ruth has people. Ruth mentioned the dead parents and Booster more than likely figured that she has healed from that pain. It’s not really a curveball and they being a Psych major probably prepared for that. Not to mention the exposition Walky gave them earlier on-screen and probably off.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

      Specifically because of the way she used the dead parents to deflect, that’s obviously not the current sore point.

  55. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    November 3, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

    So Billie relapsed, huh? I wish she had done better.

  56. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    November 3, 2020 at 8:48 am | #

    Next on DoA Season 2: Booster “Power” Warner vs the Axis of R (Rachel-Roz-Raidah)

  57. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 3, 2020 at 8:52 am | #

    People have been joking about this but I’ve just noticed Booster’s haircut is Mike’s in brown. They are the anti-Mike!

  58. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    November 3, 2020 at 8:53 am | #

    First of all: I’m actually for Booster here.

    Second of all: WHY did you end Billie/Ruth? For real. WHY?

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      November 3, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

      To make it clear I don’t support Booster having the metaphorical balls to say this to somebody he doesn’t even know publicly. But he isn’t wrong in his words.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        November 3, 2020 at 12:56 pm | #

        “they” but agreed, this is really stupid and callous. I thought they were better than this … but i guess it is called Dumbing of Age for a reason…

        • Josh Spicer
          Josh Spicer
          November 3, 2020 at 7:51 pm | #

          Shit, sorry. I keep defaulting on that.

    • Alex Boston
      Alex Boston
      November 3, 2020 at 5:42 pm | #

      As for the second point: Drama fuel! If everything goes well for everybody in the fiction then there is no story!

  59. Coriander
    Coriander
    November 3, 2020 at 9:44 am | #

    Everyone who can, please remember to vote today!

  60. Jay
    Jay
    November 3, 2020 at 9:48 am | #

    This is why you don’t get the psych major to psychoanalyse you

  61. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 3, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

    That you, Mike?9

  62. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 3, 2020 at 9:56 am | #

    Not saying Mike was denied witness protection and had to DIY but it is a fun thought!

  63. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 3, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

    I know Booster is just a student. But a good psychologist will never be so direct saying that to someone. And… Ruth and Billie brokeup…? So sad.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 3, 2020 at 10:11 am | #

      We don’t really know what happened with Billie other than the fact that she evidently isn’t with Ruth anymore. Beyond that, it’s guesswork. My guess is that her parents withdrew her from IU because of all the violence on campus.

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      November 3, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

      A good psychologist won’t. But half-learned psych students tend to be pretty eager about this kind of thing. Even more eager than your average armchair hobbyist.

  64. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 3, 2020 at 10:08 am | #

    First semester freshman, alcoholic, blowing off classes on a degree she doesn’t care about? They regularly end up in rehab or pulled by their parents.

    The attrition rate at large universities is high after 1-2 semesters. Walky is avoiding it only due to someone changing his grades. Sal easily could have been a casualty. Having only one person drop out is a pretty good record, considering there was a murder and a kidnapping.

    • Eric
      Eric
      November 3, 2020 at 10:40 am | #

      It’s also why freshmen (and sophomores now) have to live in the dorms. There’s support structures there. I housed off-campus with a fellow in his first semester out of the dorms, and he got a 0.8 GPA that semester. You’re not an adult at 18, though you’ve got the responsibilities of one.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2020 at 10:41 am | #

      Realistically possible. Narratively unlikely that Willis will just drop Billie and all her characterization and plot threads.

      Also, while I don’t think we’ve heard anything definitive, only Walky’s pre-mid term grades were changed – if he didn’t manage some kind of recovery, that wouldn’t have been enough to save him. (Or the “dead man’s curve” actually exists in the DOAverse.)

  65. Mel
    Mel
    November 3, 2020 at 11:24 am | #

    Loving the angry Jamie Lee Cutis look on those last two panels.

  66. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 3, 2020 at 11:30 am | #

    I just realized I’m as invested in Ruth’s happiness as Becky’s or Joyce’s or Amber’s.

  67. Zee
    Zee
    November 3, 2020 at 12:21 pm | #

    I love booster so much. They’re my child

  68. Wereg
    Wereg
    November 3, 2020 at 12:41 pm | #

    Yeah, Booster. Let’s take the bait and do a fun and flirty emotional exposé on someone clearly having a pretty shitty time. Let’s completely ignore the fact that they were just actively bullied by Rachel.

    Seriously, this is either intentionally cruel or just thoughtless.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      November 3, 2020 at 1:00 pm | #

      yeaahhhhhhh…
      Pretty sure it’s “thoughtless” but still, ooof. Did we really need somebody to fulfill Mike’s psychonalysis role that badly? Hopefully ,Booster will soon learn to use their powers for good, not evil.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      November 3, 2020 at 1:20 pm | #

      Booster wanted to flex those psych major muscles I guess…

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 3, 2020 at 4:55 pm | #

      I mean, Rachel’s shitty but RA is a position of power. Ruth is an authority figure here and she’s inevitably gotta put up with Rachel’s attitude.

  69. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    November 3, 2020 at 1:00 pm | #

    I’m for Rachel and Mary both getting abducted by the Head Alien and never seen again.

  70. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    November 3, 2020 at 1:09 pm | #

    Rip booster – 2020

  71. Robert
    Robert
    November 3, 2020 at 1:14 pm | #

    And the dagger goes in just a little deeper…

  72. Brighter Side
    Brighter Side
    November 3, 2020 at 1:32 pm | #

    Is Booster like the Greek Chorus all wrapped into one person?
    I’m torn, I mean, I want a suplex, but I also like the shattering effect of an objective outside perspective.
    Maybe Ruth can suplex a potted plant.

  73. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    November 3, 2020 at 1:42 pm | #

    Booster no

  74. Huehuetotl
    Huehuetotl
    November 3, 2020 at 2:01 pm | #

    I’m remembering how I thought Booster was pretentious and obnoxious as soon as they said “and ne’er shall i err” in their first strip.

  75. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    November 3, 2020 at 2:18 pm | #

    Ruth in the last panel is Katara from that one fan animation right before she screams, “WATERBEND!”.

  76. Notmuch
    Notmuch
    November 3, 2020 at 2:26 pm | #

    Booster having an entirely way too “accurate” call on another character without any real build up to that assessment is just frustrating to read. Instead of a compelling pay off we get an ass pull. It’s frustrating because we could have been treated to how clever Booster is at putting information together. Here we just get “lol im the best, i know u.”

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 3, 2020 at 4:58 pm | #

      Except it’s not an asspull, Booster had enough information to make guesses, which is all they did. Being right about it doesn’t take away from the fact that they’re guessing. Booster could still be proven wrong somehow in the next strip.

    • thumb
      thumb
      November 3, 2020 at 5:09 pm | #

      You’ve got one strip. And frankly, they’re not really bringing up anything specific. That’s all Ruth. What they are doing is pushing Ruth’s buttons, something which was on offer. They’re still being an ass, but that’s point of Dumbing of Age. Everybody’s something of an ass.

  77. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    November 3, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

    So Booster is More Polite Mike, confirmed

  78. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    November 3, 2020 at 3:01 pm | #

    So spending the entire day with Walky learning about everyone in the dorm wasn’t build up?

  79. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    November 3, 2020 at 3:25 pm | #

    Okay… so is Billie dead, or did they just break-up? Or something else?

    Damn, I hate time-jumps.

  80. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    November 3, 2020 at 4:41 pm | #

    Sure can’t wait to check in tonight and be either pretty disappointed or horribly despaired. Don’t forget to vote if you can.

  81. Alex Boston
    Alex Boston
    November 3, 2020 at 5:39 pm | #

    So is Booster too smart to be in a comic titled “Dumbing of Age”?

    • Jake'm
      Jake'm
      November 3, 2020 at 7:41 pm | #

      I feel like we’ll get a blunder soon. Something to show they’re still learning.

  82. fefex
    fefex
    November 3, 2020 at 7:35 pm | #

    Touche

  83. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    November 3, 2020 at 11:23 pm | #

    What’s wrong with Ruth’s tooth in the second to last panel? There’s something red on it, like her tooth is chipped

    • Alex Boston
      Alex Boston
      November 5, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      I think it is just that she is yelling loud so her mouth is wide open so we can see her gum line.

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