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Danny is no longer Danny; Danny is Hat Guy now. Which means finally that he won’t be Danning any more stuff up, instead he’ll be…hatting it? xD I dunno where I was going with that one. xP
There is still good country music once you get past all the ‘we’re gonna kick some ass’ and the ‘how terrible it was when someone done that to us’ songs that came out right afterwards.
About the only genre I will not listen to is the chanting, not singing, to a bass beat that is known ‘rap’ — the correct spelling of which is ‘crap’ (the ‘c’ is silent).
I don’t listen to it as a rule, and have as limited a tolerance for listening to it for very long as I have for heavy metal, but I have to recognize that they are doing some very interesting things with rhyme and rhythm.
I figure there’s hope for all the kids in the strip who are actual characters (and not Dramatically Convenient Evil to be stabbed or punching bags for the action sequences,) except maybe Mary. I mean, Faz revealed he’s an actual character and not just an irritatingly inappropriate punchline, after all.
Now whether any of them take any given self-awareness rope and climb out of the pit… different question.
Yes, but it requires him to actually introspect about why and how it went wrong instead of just going ‘well, I screwed that up!’ and throwing his hands in the air as if there is absolutely no way to work out why he decided to act like that or how to prevent it happening again.
Danny has found his place! Now he just has to stay here forever. People could organize rotations to bring him food and water, and maybe they could set up a toilet and shower up there.
I really hope Danny being honest about himself is just him coming out about his bisexual angst and how jealousy tends to sometimes make him petty enough to say or do stupid things despite his good egg title.
Danny coming out as bisexual to Amber would sure be something! I have no idea what her reaction would be! (I really don’t need Joyce’s reaction, though, or any other character having the, “you can’t like boys and girls; is there even a word for that?” reaction again.) He probably shouldv’e had that convo with Dorothy by now, but, y’know, it’s Danny.
If Walky reacts by jokingly hitting on him, though, it will be worth it!
Danny has actually had the conversation with Dorothy ages ago, which helped him process things since it was new and confusing to him!
Becky and Joyce seem to have accepted ‘you can like guys AND girls?’ since they went to church with Sierra and she came out as pan to them (in a Patreon strip soon after Becky joined the cast); it hasn’t been a source of embarrassing fundie awkwardness since.
Look, that was a bad time for everyone involved, Danny. Joyce, you, Sal, Billie… you can all do better than that, this time around. You can all be better than that.
Why Bowling Three Strikes in a Row Is Called a “Turkey”
This is thought to have its origins in bowling tournament prizes. Late eighteenth and early nineteenth century prizes given out during these tournaments were often food items, such as a basket filled with various grocery items, a large ham, or the like. Particularly around Thanksgiving in the United States, turkeys became common prizes. At some point (no one knows the exact first instance), one tournament decided to give away a turkey to people who managed to bowl three strikes in a row. This practice spread and eventually embedded itself in common bowling vernacular, long after giving away actual turkeys stopped.
You might wonder how those individuals running tournaments managed to make any money at all when they were giving away a turkey every time someone bowled three strikes in a row, let alone prizes for other accomplishments. After all, even complete amateurs can achieve that feat on occasion, and those who are skilled can do it with some regularity.
But in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries, bowling three strikes in a row was extremely hard to do owing to the fact that they didn’t have nearly the refined, pristine lanes we’re used to today. Furthermore, the pins were set up by hand, sometimes in a not-quite uniform fashion; bowling balls tended not to be well balanced; and people running the tournaments would often use tricks, such as adding weight in the bottoms of the pins to make them harder to knock down, or blatantly illegal tactics like not setting up a full rack (although it sounds easier to knock down only nine pins rather than all then, as a former pinboy myself I know that removing the inner 5-pin from the set-up makes it almost impossible to bowl a strike). So bowling three strikes in a row was exceptionally hard to do, even for those who were highly skilled.
Because they are shorter and fatter, like ducks sitting on the water. They are also lighter and a smaller hand-held ball (without fingerholes) is used, making it harder to knock them down. There are also candlepins, which are basically tall, narrow cylinders, and are bowled with a ball similar to a duckpin ball.
I’ve actually seen this exact pun (almost) before.
A comic where a dude was talking about getting 3 strikes (bowling). Another guy said “You’re out!” and his friend replies “That’s a hat trick, you turkey.”
No, he’ll be Danny and Joyce will ask where Hat Guy has gone, raising the possibility that she is somehow psychologically incapable of seeing Danny and Danny wearing a hat as the same guy.
I don’t know if Joyce is ready to find out about bisexuals. She has come a long way with gay and lesbian but… I think bisexual might be too much for her. “Wait so you are straight and gay?!”.
Apparently there’s a Patreon strip where she finds out about, and is cool with, pansexuality. I doubt bisexuality would be that difficult for her to accept.
I wonder if Joyce will ever learn Danny’s name or if it will just keep slithering out of her mind as if there were some kind of magical censorship in action?
Self-reference by Walky. Joyce rather clumsily questions Walky about the ethnic makeup of he and Sal (“…what, um, flavor of human you two are?”)here, and he states that while his sister is black, he is ‘generically beige’.
It’s narrative magic; the focus characters at an emotional crossroads need their hair and/or capes swept by a convenient wind! If I were there, I’d be looking out for the first hint of some kind of musical interlude starting. Probably a romantic one. So that I could Michael Palin and scream: “No singing!!!”
Danny has finally found his place in the world! Now is time for all of them to say something, just to test that this will not end up in a huge fight between them.
I do hope that, at some point, Joyce tells Danny that she just likes calling him ‘Hat Guy’. Danny then has to decide if he’s happy for Joyce to join Sal in the ranks of girls who have cute pet names for him or if he wishes to stand up for his name and a clear sense of self-identity.
Today’s recommended reading.
The man who mistook his wife for a hat and other clinical tales By Oliver Sacks. Not fiction, but a look at how brains function by examining unusual clinical cases.
But that was always a stocking hat, also called a ‘toque’ (see Stan and Doug MacKenzie in “The Great White North” skits on SCTV). Was Michael Nesmith Canadian?
Now that so many people know about it, when some folks want to go and feel like Garbage, certain folks are going to try and “cheer them up” so they don’t feel like Garbage… which is the opposite of Garbage Roof.
Garbage Roof is to feel your feelings, no matter what they are. Sometimes, people need that. Sometimes, we want it.
You know, I read this, forgot that Hat Guy said his name. Finished it, thought “Wait… He said his name? When?” Glanced through the final panel 3 times and didn’t see it. Gave up. Then decided to look again then finally saw it again.
Optimus Prime broke down and cried on the set of "Transformers" (2007) due to the extensive use of green screen filming. He reportedly said, "This is not why I became an actor."
“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”
Minnesota Star Tribune@startribune.com ⋅ 2d
Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up
though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
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⚧️Coming Out
Hailey Piper 
Danny’s gonna Dan
but THIS time, nothing gets Damned up
Danned
Thanks phone
no, damned sounds right
*plays a track from The Damned on the hacked Muzak*
Danny is no longer Danny; Danny is Hat Guy now. Which means finally that he won’t be Danning any more stuff up, instead he’ll be…hatting it? xD I dunno where I was going with that one. xP
If Danny is semi-autobiographical, is garbage roof also?
Yes. But consider though…perhaps Garbage Roof is not just a place, but also a state of mind.
Apparently, Danny comes pre-Garbaged.
“Danning Roof” just doesn’t sound the same.
“Hat Guy Roof”?
Or maybe as Danny is pre-Garbaged, Danny should change his name not to Hat Guy, but to Garbage (Roof) Guy? xD
To me as an ASD, Danny appears to be every bit as ASD as Dina, so why is she adorable but Danny is a dufus?
I mean, yeah, Danny coming here would’ve been useful this afternoon.
Bit of a let down this wasn’t tagged “Hat guy”
Agreed. I am dissapoint.
You thought it was hat guy, but it was I, Danny!
Thank you for this! I was hoping someone would!
Danny gains the ability to Dan things up so hard that it overloads everyone’s brains, causing them to freeze as if time had stopped.
… Let’s hope Ethan doesn’t show up, because drama.
The quick escape might come in handy.
We don’t need Danny in a coma too!
Maybe Garbage Roof rules are what Ethan and Danny need to air things out.
Normally I’d be giving low odds of Amber not inviting Ethan, but she knows he’s camping out at the hospital.
BIG GARBAGE TIMEEEEEEEEEEE
dammit, i shoulda said “iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s gARBAGE TIME!”
also, danny, you named yourself hat guy when you decided to rebrand yourself as the guy who wears a newsboy cap.
He’d much rather be ukulele guy.
pupupupupu~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edLOAiPSt5Q
“Sal, what’s your garbage trait you are ashamed of?”
“Sometimes I’m too awesome.”
“Ah like country music”
Her one flaw
Depends. Stuff before 9/11 is palatable, after 9/11 is garbage.
Still not my favorite genre, but not gonna make me rip my ears off either.
I like to give country music Johnny Cash even though he doesn’t strictly fit, just so there’s at least one country singer I like to listen to.
There is still good country music once you get past all the ‘we’re gonna kick some ass’ and the ‘how terrible it was when someone done that to us’ songs that came out right afterwards.
About the only genre I will not listen to is the chanting, not singing, to a bass beat that is known ‘rap’ — the correct spelling of which is ‘crap’ (the ‘c’ is silent).
I don’t listen to it as a rule, and have as limited a tolerance for listening to it for very long as I have for heavy metal, but I have to recognize that they are doing some very interesting things with rhyme and rhythm.
With reference to rap.
I like some rap.
It’s better than “Christian (insert musical genre here)” any day of the week.
You do realize that Christian Rap is a thing?
I do until I bust out the Irish brain bleach.
I’m not fond of it either, but I recognize that’s because I’m old and white.
In European-tradition singing, the human voice doubles as a wind instrument. In rap, it doubles as percussion.
“Trainin’ wheels.”
I kind of feel like this strip should be tagged “Hat Guy” instead of “Danny”…
Someone introducing themself that way feels very Marvel Transformers.
I, Regalli, have no idea what you’re talking about!
*Awkwardly transforms into a Transformers-branded Easy Bake oven and back to demonstrate toyetic properties*
Dan, you know how you could fix your danning things up? Apologize and use a filter from now on.
Honestly, is there any hope for Danny?
I figure there’s hope for all the kids in the strip who are actual characters (and not Dramatically Convenient Evil to be stabbed or punching bags for the action sequences,) except maybe Mary. I mean, Faz revealed he’s an actual character and not just an irritatingly inappropriate punchline, after all.
Now whether any of them take any given self-awareness rope and climb out of the pit… different question.
There’s honestly a lot of hope for him. Way moreso than fucking Walkyverse Danny, at least, man that guy.
There’s hope for Danny and his name is Sayid.
Yes, but it requires him to actually introspect about why and how it went wrong instead of just going ‘well, I screwed that up!’ and throwing his hands in the air as if there is absolutely no way to work out why he decided to act like that or how to prevent it happening again.
Oh, this should be good.
Amber should also add that the unspoken rule of Garbage Roof is that people can’t riff on you for your bad decisions.
But then it wouldn’t be unspoken, would it?
Previously unspoken rule.
he’s ‘hat guy’ now
Danny has found his place! Now he just has to stay here forever. People could organize rotations to bring him food and water, and maybe they could set up a toilet and shower up there.
No shower needed, it’ll rain soon enough.
It always rains on Hat Guy’s parade.
I mean, it’s kind of a dick move on Joyce’s part to keep calling him that when he told her he doesn’t like and that he knows she knows her name.
You are correct, except it’s garbage roof, and Joyce can be Joyce, even if she Dannys it up.
Also, it’s kind of a karmic comeback for this.
Also friendly teasing is allowed. Though it’s a fine line.
I really hope Danny being honest about himself is just him coming out about his bisexual angst and how jealousy tends to sometimes make him petty enough to say or do stupid things despite his good egg title.
Danny coming out as bisexual to Amber would sure be something! I have no idea what her reaction would be! (I really don’t need Joyce’s reaction, though, or any other character having the, “you can’t like boys and girls; is there even a word for that?” reaction again.) He probably shouldv’e had that convo with Dorothy by now, but, y’know, it’s Danny.
If Walky reacts by jokingly hitting on him, though, it will be worth it!
Danny has actually had the conversation with Dorothy ages ago, which helped him process things since it was new and confusing to him!
Becky and Joyce seem to have accepted ‘you can like guys AND girls?’ since they went to church with Sierra and she came out as pan to them (in a Patreon strip soon after Becky joined the cast); it hasn’t been a source of embarrassing fundie awkwardness since.
I mean this angst conversation:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/01-birthday-pursuit/bangst/
Amber would probably strike the same deal with Danny that she did with Ethan: She will require extensive documentation of every act.
Joyce: I don’t like you so I don’t learn your name.
Dan: BUT YOU LOVED ME IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
Look, that was a bad time for everyone involved, Danny. Joyce, you, Sal, Billie… you can all do better than that, this time around. You can all be better than that.
Joyce: That was the dog.
The last panel is Joyce enjoying the privilege of Garbage Roof to its fullest. Ordinarily, she would have just not said anything to him.
Up here, Joyce is free to darn Gosh, or even frick you all off
Danny is just gonna be “Hat Guy” from now on.
No other cat-bearer (other than Mighty Max or Jervis Tetch) will be acknowledged.
… his name’s Rick, right?
Hi, Hat-Rick! (Man, you’re such a turkey.)
*flees from the zero people who got that pun*
Hat Trick: Doing the same successful thing three times in a row.
Turkey: Bowling, three strikes in a row.
Why Bowling Three Strikes in a Row Is Called a “Turkey”
This is thought to have its origins in bowling tournament prizes. Late eighteenth and early nineteenth century prizes given out during these tournaments were often food items, such as a basket filled with various grocery items, a large ham, or the like. Particularly around Thanksgiving in the United States, turkeys became common prizes. At some point (no one knows the exact first instance), one tournament decided to give away a turkey to people who managed to bowl three strikes in a row. This practice spread and eventually embedded itself in common bowling vernacular, long after giving away actual turkeys stopped.
You might wonder how those individuals running tournaments managed to make any money at all when they were giving away a turkey every time someone bowled three strikes in a row, let alone prizes for other accomplishments. After all, even complete amateurs can achieve that feat on occasion, and those who are skilled can do it with some regularity.
But in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries, bowling three strikes in a row was extremely hard to do owing to the fact that they didn’t have nearly the refined, pristine lanes we’re used to today. Furthermore, the pins were set up by hand, sometimes in a not-quite uniform fashion; bowling balls tended not to be well balanced; and people running the tournaments would often use tricks, such as adding weight in the bottoms of the pins to make them harder to knock down, or blatantly illegal tactics like not setting up a full rack (although it sounds easier to knock down only nine pins rather than all then, as a former pinboy myself I know that removing the inner 5-pin from the set-up makes it almost impossible to bowl a strike). So bowling three strikes in a row was exceptionally hard to do, even for those who were highly skilled.
Why do they call the little ones duck pins?
Because they are shorter and fatter, like ducks sitting on the water. They are also lighter and a smaller hand-held ball (without fingerholes) is used, making it harder to knock them down. There are also candlepins, which are basically tall, narrow cylinders, and are bowled with a ball similar to a duckpin ball.
side-by-side comparison of the three pins and balls, along with rules for duckpin bowling
Ah, see, I thought the pun was “hatrack” and didn’t understand the turkey reference as a result.
I’ve actually seen this exact pun (almost) before.
A comic where a dude was talking about getting 3 strikes (bowling). Another guy said “You’re out!” and his friend replies “That’s a hat trick, you turkey.”
No Danny, you are hat guy now.
Oh Danny, don’t take the garbage roof rules to heart reiterate the hospital conversation to Ethan.
*heart and
I mean, unless he wants Sarah to probably give him a fist bump.
i see dannys tagged but all im seeing is “hat guy”
I love how Dorothy just let the background snark and smartassery fly by her in panel two while she’s waiting for amber to answer.
change the tag to hat guy coward
We are all Hat Guy sometimes.
Hi, hat guy.
Once Danny eventually removes the hat (I hope) he will just become guy.
Become Guy? Or Change into Some Guy, transformer style? Or actually become Just Some Guy?
No, he’ll be Danny and Joyce will ask where Hat Guy has gone, raising the possibility that she is somehow psychologically incapable of seeing Danny and Danny wearing a hat as the same guy.
He will still have his ukulele
“Do I? DO I? For all you know, I’m ‘Crewman Number Six’!”
He could adopt a ‘orrible Quebecois accent and become Guy. Then he and Ruth could argue hockey teams.
Danny at Garbage Roof is gonna be like a guy who brings a knife to Fight Club.
I don’t know if Joyce is ready to find out about bisexuals. She has come a long way with gay and lesbian but… I think bisexual might be too much for her. “Wait so you are straight and gay?!”.
Apparently there’s a Patreon strip where she finds out about, and is cool with, pansexuality. I doubt bisexuality would be that difficult for her to accept.
She’s already aware of Ruth and Billie.
I wonder if Joyce will ever learn Danny’s name or if it will just keep slithering out of her mind as if there were some kind of magical censorship in action?
Poor Danny’s like Perry the Platypus to Joyce’s Doofenshmirtz, but in reverse.
So here on one roof we have Amazigirl, the Ding-Dong Bandit, Hat Guy, Future President, Generically Beige, and …
Am I missing anyone?
I’m… not sure who Generically Beige refers to, but if it’s all three black people present then that’s a little uncool.
I’m pretty sure Walky referred to himself as that at some point.
It’s a reference to Walky, who called himself that a few years ago (as opposed to his sister, who he IDs as Black).
Self-reference by Walky. Joyce rather clumsily questions Walky about the ethnic makeup of he and Sal (“…what, um, flavor of human you two are?”) here, and he states that while his sister is black, he is ‘generically beige’.
One of our first hints about the racial issues in that family.
Walky could also be Night Guy or The Duke of Thingley.
How could I forget Duke of Thingley.
Angry Girl and Cool Chick.
FEELS LIKE THE END OF THE STORY LINE!
From now on I’m going to assume if Danny ever becomes a superhero his superhero name will be Hat Guy.
I thought it was Wonderbread
I don’t think Danny wants to cut down the rainforest.
(And if you don’t get that reference…I envy you.)
Is Hat Guy Hat Kid’s older cousin, or another alias of Black Hat Guy?
Maybe Danny is their origin story.
Too bad Danny wasn’t on Garbage Roof when he said what was on his mind, earlier.
it’s pretty windy up there
It’s narrative magic; the focus characters at an emotional crossroads need their hair and/or capes swept by a convenient wind! If I were there, I’d be looking out for the first hint of some kind of musical interlude starting. Probably a romantic one. So that I could Michael Palin and scream: “No singing!!!”
Dumbiverse danny and Joyce dynamic never stops being amusing when considered from walkyverse.
Danny has finally found his place in the world! Now is time for all of them to say something, just to test that this will not end up in a huge fight between them.
It will always be funny that Joyce in this universe couldn’t care less about Danny.
I do hope that, at some point, Joyce tells Danny that she just likes calling him ‘Hat Guy’. Danny then has to decide if he’s happy for Joyce to join Sal in the ranks of girls who have cute pet names for him or if he wishes to stand up for his name and a clear sense of self-identity.
Today’s recommended reading.
The man who mistook his wife for a hat and other clinical tales By Oliver Sacks. Not fiction, but a look at how brains function by examining unusual clinical cases.
Ah, Dan is here to stress test the garbage roof to the limits!
The master has arrived
It’s definitely a point of interest that he felt the need to announce his own name in that sentence.
Easy there Danny. Remember you Are on the roof. Accidents happen.
Danny playing second fiddle to both Joyce and Walky will never not be funny.
He’s playing the ukulele, silly
(But yes, I agree)
Everybody from the dorm party is here, now – Except Ethan. And Jacob and Raidah, I suppose.
Drat, no – Becky and Billie aren’t here, either.
Neither is Ruth, I’m way off.
Or Dina.
Jacob might be down for Garbage Roof considering what went on with Joyce and his brother.
Okay, crossover between Dumbing of Age and XKCD coming right up! Danny vs Black Hat Guy!
rip danny
I thought Danny _wanted_ to be Hat Guy??? Or was it Ukelele Guy? Whatever, he’s a Good Egg.
Besides, Hat Guy is ALWAYS Michael Nesmith.
But that was always a stocking hat, also called a ‘toque’ (see Stan and Doug MacKenzie in “The Great White North” skits on SCTV). Was Michael Nesmith Canadian?
Danny Did Nothing Wrong
What do you call being attracted to Ethan and not Sayid?
More like Danny roof
I feel like this is going to ruin Garbage Roof.
Now that so many people know about it, when some folks want to go and feel like Garbage, certain folks are going to try and “cheer them up” so they don’t feel like Garbage… which is the opposite of Garbage Roof.
Garbage Roof is to feel your feelings, no matter what they are. Sometimes, people need that. Sometimes, we want it.
I love Dorothy’s incisive yet respectful approach.
That’s the Dotty we know and love.
Nope, Danny is now Hat Guy.
Wait, is Danny cool enough to be Hat Guy? xkcd already has Hat Guy, and Danny is not like xkcd Hat Guy.
You know, I read this, forgot that Hat Guy said his name. Finished it, thought “Wait… He said his name? When?” Glanced through the final panel 3 times and didn’t see it. Gave up. Then decided to look again then finally saw it again.
The joke is becoming too real.
Why do I get the feeling that garbage roof is going to turn into the hotel room in “A Night at the Opera”?