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May 12, 2026

Well-meaning

by David M Willis on July 27, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – This Was Halloween
└ Tags: danny, dorothy, fuckface, joe, joyce, sal, sarah

Discussion (173) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 27, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    was he at least wearing a Fred costume at the time

    or Shaggy, even

    heck, Daphne

    • FaerwenOfValenwood
      FaerwenOfValenwood
      July 27, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      this is blatant Velma/Daphne shipper bait and I am very very happily biting.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      No, he was also wearing Velma.

      • FaerwenOfValenwood
        FaerwenOfValenwood
        July 27, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

        I was gonna make a selfcest joke but do I really want to be responsible for possibly starting up a selfcest discussion on this comment section?

        and have I just pulled a Danny and done so anyway?

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        July 27, 2022 at 2:38 am | #

        Your phrasing disturbs me deeply. Possibly because I was just reading an article about Ed Gein.

        • Stanistani
          Stanistani
          July 27, 2022 at 5:22 pm | #

          My condolences.

        • Carms
          Carms
          July 27, 2022 at 10:21 pm | #

          have you seen the anime Golden Kamuy? There’s a character based of Ed Gein called ‘Edogain’.
          it’s also a very good show.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 27, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Joe as Fred, Danny as Shaggy, Joyce as Daphne, Dorothy as Velma, and Fuckface as Scooby. Spin-off time!

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      Would that make Mike Scrappy?

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        July 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

        Well, they’re both dead.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 27, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

        Mike is a ghost

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          July 27, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

          The kind of ghost whose mask you rip off at the end of the episode to reveal he’s actually been Booster the whole time!

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            July 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

            Mike is Jennifer, get it straight already!

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 27, 2022 at 1:01 am | #

              You can tell by their woodpecker collection.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            July 27, 2022 at 3:58 am | #

            Nah, Booster is Red Herring

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 27, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      They’ll have to play in a band, just to be safe.

      • Songbird
        Songbird
        July 27, 2022 at 3:19 pm | #

        Was that a Homestar Runner SBEmail reference?

        “Having fun with my frieeends….”

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      July 27, 2022 at 3:26 am | #

      Walky seems like a Shaggy to me.

    • someone
      someone
      July 27, 2022 at 5:15 am | #

      Joe as Shaggy, Dan as Scooby-Doo.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 27, 2022 at 7:51 am | #

      But Shaggy‘s already canon in Dumbing of Age.

      • Fidalgo
        Fidalgo
        July 27, 2022 at 10:18 am | #

        Woah, this is like that time Kramer appeared on Mad About You but later we see George and Susan watching Mad About You.

  3. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    July 27, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Kermit the Frog! Aaaah!!! 🤩

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeeeeeaaaay!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 27, 2022 at 10:30 pm | #

        All right, but if he breaks into “The Rainbow Connection” at this party, I may have to smash his ukelele, for the sake of our sanity.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Muh na muh na…

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        July 27, 2022 at 9:10 am | #

        Happy to see what you did there.
        There was also a musical spot with a trumpet-nosed beast. Also very good.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      July 27, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

      It’s not easy being green.

    • Jeff K!
      Jeff K!
      July 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

      Hilariously, just tonight I broke out The Muppet Show for the first time in a year, because my oldest daughter said she didn’t really like the Muppets, and I knew better. After the Haunted Mansion special and the Marisa Berenson TMS episode, she was begging for more. 😁

    • Dara
      Dara
      July 27, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

      When I was in school I knew somebody who as a little girl was absolutely terrified of Kermit the Frog. If Kermit showed up on Sesame Street? She was gone.

      No idea why now, of course, it was just one of those random kid fears.

      Mine was of the mysterious sparkly butterfly in the television that eventually turned out to be the old CBC Colour logo. xD

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        July 27, 2022 at 1:04 am | #

        Huh. Funny you mention a butterfly being creepy.

        For me it was the butterflies from the Lunesta sleeping pill commercials that really freaked me out, not in like a scary kind of way but more like, “ooooo pretty butterflies”, and then “OK, here’s all the ways this product can potentially make you DIE.” 😵😐

        • The Quirk
          The Quirk
          July 27, 2022 at 10:02 am | #

          For me, it was the Mark VI logo. Just the shot of that dark, sinister blacksmith’s hand and the sound of the hammer striking the anvil.

          • Enkrod
            Enkrod
            July 27, 2022 at 11:20 am | #

            Mark VII Limited?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umfHyL09QlA

  4. FaerwenOfValenwood
    FaerwenOfValenwood
    July 27, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Danny, please, one of them has a Battle-ready Frying Pan

    • ThunderNight
      ThunderNight
      July 27, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      aren’t all pans battle-ready?

      • FaerwenOfValenwood
        FaerwenOfValenwood
        July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

        true, I guess one’s limited only by the puniness of one’s own arms

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        July 27, 2022 at 2:32 am | #

        If a pan is sturdy enough to be used as a weapon it is usually heavy enough that it is difficult to wield as one.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 27, 2022 at 4:10 am | #

          Not really, cast aluminum is both sturdy and lightweight (source: my backpack gear was Aluminum and survived quite nicely when I brained someone getting obnoxious on a camping trip)

          • FaerwenOfValenwood
            FaerwenOfValenwood
            July 27, 2022 at 9:17 am | #

            oh hell yeah, I swear by anodized aluminum baking pans!! (for, like, baking. not fighting people. too lightweight)

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      July 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      Joyce must be super strong to carry a cast-iron pan around for a whole evening.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 27, 2022 at 2:29 am | #

        Maybe it’s a foam prop.

        • Laura
          Laura
          July 27, 2022 at 2:41 am | #

          Or carbon steel.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            July 27, 2022 at 10:52 am | #

            Or bread

            Geddit lolololol

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              July 27, 2022 at 11:07 pm | #

              I’m hungry now 😆

            • S.R.
              S.R.
              July 27, 2022 at 11:52 pm | #

              A cast-iron bread would probably be equally as heavy, unless it was just a slice.

  5. Nono
    Nono
    July 27, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m not sure I can piece Joe’s costume from that one panel. Is he just like a generic zombie since that shirt looks a little ripped?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      I think he’s one of the Ted Lasso dudes

      • anonymsly
        anonymsly
        July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

        Pretty sure he’s Roy Kent, yeah.

        That’s a look Joe can for sure pull off.

        • Otl1973
          Otl1973
          July 27, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

          Can’t be Roy Kent. He said an entire sentence without saying “fuck” once.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            July 27, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

            He’s gonna have a field day with Fuckface.

          • anonymsly
            anonymsly
            July 27, 2022 at 3:19 am | #

            LOL! That’s the difference between costume and cosplay maybe? Costume doesn’t require one to be in character.

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 27, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    2 fuckups in less than 20 seconds. That’s gotta be a Danny record.

    • Suitora
      Suitora
      July 27, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      I dunno, his moment with Ethan at the hospital was several at once.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      July 27, 2022 at 12:38 am | #

      Not necessarily; thanks to the chrono-flexibility of the comics medium, that third panel could easily represent up to five minutes of awkward silence.

  7. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    July 27, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    How is Dan so incredibly self-aware and yet simultaneously so utterly oblivious?

    • AlexanderHammil
      AlexanderHammil
      July 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      The knowledge that what you’re saying is wrong sadly doesn’t stop you from blurting it out anyway.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      He knows himself well enough to know what sort of mistakes he tends to make but not well enough to stop making them

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 27, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Being trope aware doesn’t make you trope immune.

    • Kitschensyngk
      Kitschensyngk
      July 27, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      “Hey, Amber, what’s eating you? Somebody die or something?”

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      July 27, 2022 at 2:43 am | #

      His awareness tends to lag very slightly behind his expression. Kind of like when they do a time delay in case of inappropriate language on TV or radio, only backwards.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      July 27, 2022 at 4:29 am | #

      Danny is a real boomer. Like a true uncle.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    July 27, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    …I’m going to hear Danny as Jim Henson for the rest of this storyline, aren’t I

  9. thakoru
    thakoru
    July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce continues to have no idea who Danny is.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 27, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      I have no idea why he’s even invited. I know he was at the last party, but I have no idea why he would even be on the shortlist for one of Joyce/Sarah’s parties.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        July 27, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

        He’s Joe’s plus one. Joe definitely has an in with Joyce by now whether either of them want to admit it.

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 27, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

          The weird thing is that Danny just kind of… shows up to events where he has no real direct relation to Joyce/Sarah. He was at their dorm party because… I don’t even remember, and Joe was definitely not invited to that one. He was on garbage roof despite not being involved in the kidnapping.

          He’s basically said like two sentences to either of them.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            July 27, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

            I think the spirit of garbage roof at that moment was that anyone was invited. Ethan was his in for Joyce’s party and Joyce only barely remembered him then.

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/extricate/

            • AlexanderHammil
              AlexanderHammil
              July 27, 2022 at 4:26 am | #

              The garbage roof group hangout was organized by Amber, who invited Danny.

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/04-is-a-song-forever/saw19/

              It’s a dorm party, anyway; people just wander in if they know people and they’re looking to socialize, or at least that’s how parties worked when I was in the dorms.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            July 27, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

            He was at their dorm party because of Amber and Ethan, from what I can find. Basically, Ethan thought he’d be good for Amber (and probably wanted Danny to attend himself) and then Danny ended up arriving with Ethan.

            • AlexanderHammil
              AlexanderHammil
              July 27, 2022 at 4:16 am | #

              Yeah, Ethan suggested Danny as a bribe or social bulwark for Amber, and then brought him himself, since Amber had to do Amazigirl stuff first.

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/theedgeoff/

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                July 27, 2022 at 11:19 am | #

                You… replied to my comment linking the same comic I had already linked in said comment? I mean, okay… don’t know why that seems so weird to me…

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 27, 2022 at 7:33 pm | #

                  Why would anyone think that was weird?

                  https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/theedgeoff/

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 27, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

      I truly hope that Joyce has forgotten his name. It never will stop being funny.

  10. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh Danny. Danny. You tried.

    And should maybe look into methods for dealing with intrusive thoughts? Because by this point… oof.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      July 27, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      What do you recommend for that, Regs?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 27, 2022 at 4:14 am | #

        Well 62 years of experience speaking did it for me.

  11. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    July 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh, Dan.

  12. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    July 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s not easy being green. But it’s better than being Danny.

  13. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    July 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s not really him Danning up the moment but this does fit his mannerisms.

  14. Suet
    Suet
    July 27, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

    Why are there so many chapters about black parades?

  15. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    July 27, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Now here’s the question: is Joe a Ted Lasso fan, or does he just acknowledge that, based on still images, he can pull off that specific hot footballer? (I, meanwhile, have sung the Roy Kent tune several times in my head.)

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 27, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

      I’d bet on the latter.

      • anonymsly
        anonymsly
        July 27, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

        Me too, honestly, though I do think he’d like the show and maybe learn something about decent human interaction.

  16. Johan
    Johan
    July 27, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    So she wore it last year?

    Lol what a faux pas.

    (Ive worn the same costume to every costume party for the last 10 years)

    • FaerwenOfValenwood
      FaerwenOfValenwood
      July 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      same, not for 10 years but for…as long as The Good Place has been around now?? look, Bad Janet is easy for me to pull off and I get to be on my phone ignoring everyone and it’s in character

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

        Well The Good Place started in 2016, but Bad Janet doesn’t show up til around 2018. So I guess about 3 Halloweens’ worth?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          July 27, 2022 at 12:46 am | #

          Bad Janet showed up in season one of The Good Place– first appearance is episode 9, which aired in 2016 but after Halloween. So, if it was Halloween 2017-present, that’s more like five Halloweens.

          • FaerwenOfValenwood
            FaerwenOfValenwood
            July 27, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

            yeah, sounds about right if we deduct a couple due to the dang virus and add one drag show. I went to see a drag show dressed as Bad Janet because reasons.

    • k
      k
      July 27, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

      At least two years, since she wore Velma one year and the following year was President Dinkley

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 27, 2022 at 8:09 am | #

        Yeah, they dated for a couple years, I believe.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 27, 2022 at 4:16 am | #

      I swap back and forth between Bad Lance Armstrong and Mission Accomplished Bush pretty much every other year.

  17. Yumi
    Yumi
    July 27, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    Oh no, Danny’s being massively screwing up, but I love his costume. I’m so conflicted.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 27, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

      No-one ever said it was easy to be green

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      Also, strikeout “being” from my comment. I was trying to figure out my wording, but I messed it up. I blame Danny.

      • Laura
        Laura
        July 27, 2022 at 2:30 am | #

        No, no, it’s correct.
        “He be massively screwing up.”
        “He’s always being massively screwing up.”
        “He’s being [a person who’s] screwing up right now.”
        Gotta dip into AAVE (or Philly) just a touch for continuity, but any one of those could work. It sounded perfectly natural to me.

        • Laura
          Laura
          July 27, 2022 at 2:31 am | #

          Sorry, sorry, linguistic compulsion. *Facepalm.*
          Speaking of screwing up…

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            July 27, 2022 at 3:42 am | #

            Why? It’s interesting. 🙂

            • Laura
              Laura
              July 27, 2022 at 12:54 pm | #

              Thanks, eh, whatever. I just tend to digress a lot into lecture-speak, and it’s a habit I’m trying to break. Glad you found it interesting, though. 🙂

  18. Someguy
    Someguy
    July 27, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

    Just his entire leg in his mouth, huh?

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      July 27, 2022 at 2:49 am | #

      Nothing relevant to add, I just want to mention that I know exactly where that gravatar is from and I LOVE that comic panel.

  19. temporalshrew
    temporalshrew
    July 27, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Gonna go ahead and imagine Danny delivering every line in the Kermit voice for this entire party, personally.

    • StClair
      StClair
      July 27, 2022 at 1:36 am | #

      Hi ho, Danny the Frog here

  20. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 27, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Just…. damn it Danny.

  21. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 27, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

    Joyce: Who are you? Have we met?

  22. k
    k
    July 27, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

    1. Danny continues to be my favorite character. You can’t change my mind.

    2. What I find endearing about Joe is that he doesn’t HAVE to show up to these things. It’s a college campus, there could be a ton of other Halloween parties happening. And yet Joe CHOOSES to attend Joyce’s event.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 27, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

      Well Joe is blacklisted from the rest of the school due to being outed as a raging misogynist. Any frat that would invite him is not one he’d want to attend.

      • drs
        drs
        July 27, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

        IU Bloomington has over 30,000 undergrads. I really doubt that most have any idea who he is.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          July 27, 2022 at 7:12 pm | #

          Yeah. It can be a little easy to forget at times, but IU Bloomington’s student-plus-faculty population’s just a little under 50,000 (well over 45,000+ students and 2,000+ faculty), making it the size of a small city in itself…and that’s not even counting Bloomington proper. While our core cast’s shenanigans might be occasionally the talk of the dorm or even a couple of neighboring dorms, outside that relatively-limited circle it’s hard to imagine much knowledge of it would ever really get out.

  23. Rabbit
    Rabbit
    July 27, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

    Ouch, Danny.

    Also mildly hilarious if you think about Danny asking her out with dyed brown hair, and then ending up in his entanglement with Amber. People called Amber a shorter dottie but maybe the opposite is true in that case lmao

  24. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 27, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    Less is more, Danny. He could’ve just stopped at the first question.

    Or just not say anything at all and nod to them.

  25. Robbie
    Robbie
    July 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

    Joyce is armed, Danny… Be careful

  26. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

    It’s sad I can’t tell if Joyce is remembering her kidnapping or her sexual assault.

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      July 27, 2022 at 2:03 am | #

      Probably bit of both

      Dorothy’s probably remembering the kidnapping and that time that one asshole (don’t recall his name and he doesn’t get name privileges anyway) cornered her and Amber

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 27, 2022 at 4:24 am | #

        Ryan AKA Scarface. Joyce did a number on him with a broken glass, then Amber completed the job with his own boxcutter when he found which dorm Joyce lived in and came to finish the rape/murder he didn’t get to do the first time because of Joyce’s smashing and breaking the glass on his face. He’s currently getting food through a straw since he’s capable of consuming liquids and doesn’t need the IV any more.

  27. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    July 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

    Really Danny’d that one, eh Dan?

  28. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    July 27, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

    Well….at least he saw it coming.

  29. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    July 27, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

    Dumbing of Age, Book XI: The Last Time You Were In That Costume, I Asked You Out

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      July 27, 2022 at 2:15 am | #

      That might work.

  30. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    July 27, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

    Damn Danny, you sure know how to step in it. At least we know he’s got dating Sal in his future to take the sting out of this moment.

  31. epitome of incomprehensibility
    epitome of incomprehensibility
    July 27, 2022 at 12:48 am | #

    …Danny’s first remark seems accidental, but the second? It reads as mean/purposeful to me. Or like he’s trying to tease Dorothy on a non-touchy subject but she takes it as an insult (doesn’t like him making fun of her clothes?)

    Maybe I’m reading this all wrong?

    • epitome of incomprehensibility
      epitome of incomprehensibility
      July 27, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

      Or is the idea that she literally was wearing the Velma costume when he asked her out?

      (and Velma’s fashion choices are fine! plus Dorothy looks adorable in that)

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        July 27, 2022 at 12:56 am | #

        She was literally “in that costume” when he asked her out.

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 27, 2022 at 1:33 am | #

          The plot twist is, it wasn’t Halloween at the time.

          • epitome of incomprehensibility
            epitome of incomprehensibility
            July 27, 2022 at 2:11 pm | #

            Another plot twist: it was at a Comiccon where Willis was selling books, so she picked one up and realized that she and all her friends are fictional. Then she told Walky…

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 27, 2022 at 4:00 am | #

        This is not the first year she’s dressed as Velma for halloween, so yeah

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 27, 2022 at 8:25 am | #

        Yeah, it’s awkward because he’s bringing up asking her out, but I don’t see anything mean or teasing in it. Just Danny putting his foot in his mouth as usual.

        • epitome of incomprehensibility
          epitome of incomprehensibility
          July 27, 2022 at 2:04 pm | #

          My reasoning went like: well, she was the one who broke up with him, so he could still be bitter about that.

          But maybe not, now that I think about it? He doesn’t usually seem resentful. But it seems Dorothy *thinks* he’s trying to annoy her or make her feel guilty. Or tease her about unoriginality in Halloween costumes/clothes/etc.

          I dunno, she looks pissed off, is all. 🙂

  32. Anon A Mouse
    Anon A Mouse
    July 27, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

    That seems a little extra-Danny even for Danny. Like, the first part is 100% Danny, but they’ve had enough interactions I’d think he wouldn’t even feel the need to say the second statement. Considering everyone seems to be turned up an extra level (Dorothy, Ruth, even Walky seems a little more hyper than usual) I wonder if everyone is on a knife edge of tension and something actually just sets everyone off in some way.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 27, 2022 at 1:33 am | #

      We haven’t seen Danny react to Mike actually dying yet, so that might be it.

    • Laura
      Laura
      July 27, 2022 at 2:35 am | #

      I think you nailed it. Halloween was stressful and frayed relationships because everyone was trying to force themselves to party and have a good time and nobody was ready to do that yet.

      I know I’ve felt like that. When even someone making a good natured joke on an unrelated topic felt like a slap in the face. Sometimes you just need time to set aside for trauma processing. Looks like nobody’s taken that time yet.

      • epitome of incomprehensibility
        epitome of incomprehensibility
        July 27, 2022 at 2:17 pm | #

        That makes a lot of sense!

        Even if there wasn’t trauma involved, people can be touchy about stuff. Dorothy often worries about how she’s perceived, at least from what I’ve seen. She doesn’t want to be thought of as boring just because she’s organized, or as callous/uncaring just because she’s ambitious, etc.

        • Laura
          Laura
          July 27, 2022 at 4:31 pm | #

          Very true.

          …I love your linked page by the way. Fascinating! 🙂

  33. Nono
    Nono
    July 27, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

    That Kermit costume is *really* crotch-exposing, huh.

    He should have invested in a dance belt.

  34. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 27, 2022 at 1:01 am | #

    Damn, Danny, you don’t have to go two for two 😛

  35. Clif
    Clif
    July 27, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

    While Danny babbles, Dorothy and Joyce continue to stare at whatever they were staring at in the last panel of the previous strip.

  36. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    July 27, 2022 at 1:33 am | #

    I though joke will be Danny bring guitar to a party and nothing else matter

  37. Jenniffniff
    Jenniffniff
    July 27, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

    Danny’s Kermit costume + ukulele is iconic

  38. Rainhat
    Rainhat
    July 27, 2022 at 1:47 am | #

    This one’s a classic. Love it.

  39. june gloom
    june gloom
    July 27, 2022 at 1:51 am | #

    Classic Dan.

  40. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    July 27, 2022 at 2:02 am | #

    You can always just say hi, Dan

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      July 27, 2022 at 3:26 am | #

      He could, but can he?

  41. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 27, 2022 at 2:04 am | #

    OK, someone’s gonna ask, and it might as well be me.  Joyce is wearing an outfit with a laced-up bodice and holding what appears to be a skillet or frying pan in her hand.  So just who or what is she supposed to be?

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      July 27, 2022 at 2:14 am | #

      She mentioned it earlier, she’s the Disney version of Rapunzel from the movie tangled.

      • Raen
        Raen
        July 27, 2022 at 12:57 pm | #

        Why the skillet, though?

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 27, 2022 at 1:00 pm | #

          It was her ‘weapon’ in the movie.

    • zee
      zee
      July 27, 2022 at 2:44 pm | #

      Dude they said it in comic, multiple times

  42. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 27, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

    It’s not that easy being Dan
    To spend each day with your foot lodged firmly in your mouth

    • Laura
      Laura
      July 27, 2022 at 2:37 am | #

      “Poor George. He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.” ― Ann Richards

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 27, 2022 at 4:27 am | #

        Imaginary Upvote for quoting the best Goober TX had in the last half of the XX century.

  43. CJ
    CJ
    July 27, 2022 at 2:37 am | #

    Terminal,foot-in-mouth disease.

    • Laura
      Laura
      July 27, 2022 at 2:39 am | #

      “Foot-and-mouth disease is an infectious and sometimes fatal viral disease that affects cloven-hoofed animals, including domestic and wild bovids.”

      Huh. Wikipedia article doesn’t say anything about frogs. Odd.

  44. Blackdrazon
    Blackdrazon
    July 27, 2022 at 2:47 am | #

    It ain’t easy, being Dan.

  45. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 27, 2022 at 3:17 am | #

    No one dans it up like Dan

  46. powerpowerpow
    powerpowerpow
    July 27, 2022 at 4:18 am | #

    From dressing up as Kermit so he has an excuse to carry the ukulele to trying so desperately to keep his foot out of his mouth and failing miserably, this is a classic Danny strip through and through. These four panels sum up his character of “well-meaning idiot” perfectly. If he hadn’t lost his hat right before this I’d bet he was wearing it underneath.

    As a sidenote, I have also just realized that because this is a flashback, we won’t get any cute Kermit × Julia Gray moments. That’s a damn shame.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      July 27, 2022 at 5:04 am | #

      Mayb3 not cute moments, but I’m hoping for a duet. Probably all of the people in the party has already see the two of them sing and play together

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 27, 2022 at 4:25 am | #

    So disappointed in Dorothy for recycling her costume.i wonder if Sarah is watching all of this and what she thinks of Danny’s inimitable performance

  48. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    July 27, 2022 at 4:30 am | #

    Careful Danny, Joyce is armed and dangerous

  49. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    July 27, 2022 at 4:34 am | #

    Two for two. It’s a gift.

  50. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    July 27, 2022 at 4:56 am | #

    To be fair… Dan is stuck without his dapper hat, which usually seals in his rampant Dan energy.

  51. Michael Chandra
    Michael Chandra
    July 27, 2022 at 5:01 am | #

    When I was
    A young boy
    My father
    Took me into the city
    To see a marching band

  52. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    July 27, 2022 at 5:04 am | #

    (woops. New setup and used wrong mail. sorry)

    Danny’s mouth really do poorly whenever he get a bit stressed uh

  53. thumb
    thumb
    July 27, 2022 at 7:05 am | #

    That’s what happens when Danny don’t have the right hat.

  54. Deviant
    Deviant
    July 27, 2022 at 8:49 am | #

    Danny is as awkward as ever, I see. This is not a new thing. Even the vikings wrote about this in the havamal, basically the big book on how to avoid party fouls.

    “For the unwise man ’tis best to be mute
    when he come amid the crowd,
    for none is aware of his lack of wit
    if he wastes not too many words;
    for he who lacks wit shall never learn
    though his words flow ne’er so fast.”

  55. egg egg
    egg egg
    July 27, 2022 at 9:57 am | #

    Hit Danny with the frying pan, Joyce.

  56. Hilen
    Hilen
    July 27, 2022 at 10:21 am | #

    As time passes, I like Danny less and less.

    • Alex
      Alex
      July 27, 2022 at 2:43 pm | #

      It’s unfortunate that the foot-in-mouth comments are played up for laughs.

  57. ProjectXa3
    ProjectXa3
    July 27, 2022 at 12:04 pm | #

    god dannit

  58. Joy
    Joy
    July 27, 2022 at 12:06 pm | #

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

  59. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    July 27, 2022 at 1:21 pm | #

    At leasy he’s self aware?

    • Alex
      Alex
      July 27, 2022 at 2:44 pm | #

      I think awareness only matters if it helps you avoid the pitfalls.

  60. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 27, 2022 at 2:40 pm | #

    He really Danned it up again. Maybe Danny should stop talking and stand awkwardly in a corner for a while, it’s what I used to do at college parties instead of fucking up social interactions this badly.

  61. Kirtro
    Kirtro
    July 27, 2022 at 3:48 pm | #

    Good thing Joyce already has a frying pan ready.

  62. Sillyhead
    Sillyhead
    July 27, 2022 at 7:16 pm | #

    Time to Danny saying something awkward? .6 seconds. Perhaps a new record!

    • KingMonster
      KingMonster
      July 27, 2022 at 7:27 pm | #

      A NEW RECORD!!!

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