Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive↓
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store↓
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon↓
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
okay but don't include the iguana, he can't give consent
First Previous Random 116Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter
Discover more Hiveworks comics
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Little Red & Wolf
Aoi Maneki
Delve into the daily lives of two famous fairytale characters, and their adventures in this big weird world we all live in.
Demon Street
Aliza Layne
Two kids explore a world full of monsters and magic trying to find their way home again. But when home has been stolen from you, where do you go to get it back?
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
The Glass Scientists
Sage (S.H.) Cotugno
A gaslamp fantasy comic about the life and times of a ragtag group of mad scientists and their enigmatic leader, Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Parisa
Ellen K
Two friends, Nolan and Gwen, take it upon themselves to escort the amnesiac spirit Lelief across the world of Parisa.
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Kelly Turnbull
A weekly comic celebrating the finer things in life. Like manly men, lumberjacks, and time traveling special ops agents.
No Need for Bushido
Suburban Samurai, J W Kovell
The flash of a blade, the clash of steel! A runaway princess and her samurai companion navigate a fractured country on the brink of war.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Laws and Sausages
Zach Weinersmith
Your cartoon guide to the American governement!
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Elephant Town
Danielle Corsetto
The long, slow tale of Kris, Paul, Berto and Mirando, four people who live in the same creaky old house, but don't know each other. New chapter updates every 2 months.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
The Hunter of Insania
Aoi Maneki
Wiol Alkko sells fake magical objects to those desperate for cures. When he tries to scam a real witch, she curses him: within a year, Wiol must learn and respect magic, or succumb to corruption of body and mind.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
Helvetica
J.N. Wiedle
This story follows Helvetica's quest to uncover who he was in life, his existential crises, and his struggle to to make death worth living.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
The Din
Karin (Karrey)
The Din changed the world, mankind & its technology. Gregg Emilio dreams of flying in a sky that hasn't carried airplanes in a century.
Awkward Zombie
Katie Tiedrich
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
The Mash
L.F. Garcia, Danigami
In a world shrouded in mystery and threatened by great evil,a young mummy prince will use his new life to unite with other monster children to save it.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Witchy
Ariel Slamet Ries
In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
BOOKMARK
Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
Goto TagClear Tag


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

June 1, 2026

Alternative

by David M Willis on August 3, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – This Was Halloween
└ Tags: amber, danny, dorothy, fuckface, joe, joyce, walky

Discussion (116) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 3, 2022 at 12:01 am | #

    sometimes a party is just a party

    one where everyone is obligated to have hamster cheeks stuffed with junk food

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

      but what if Fuckface just uh

      that > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

      • ThunderNight
        ThunderNight
        August 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

        Iguana Iguaction

        • Jahu
          Jahu
          August 3, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

          For some reason when I first read this my brain first interpreted it as “Live Iguana Reaction”

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

        Sweet merciful Neptune.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        August 3, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

        That can be arranged! 😈

        🌀 Parasite Powers: Horny Hypnosis!!! 🌀

        *plays “Filthy Gorgeous” by Scissor Sisters on hacked muzak*

      • milu
        milu
        August 3, 2022 at 6:07 am | #

        Omg
        That was AWESOME
        Hooray for penis diversity 🙌

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      August 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      Hamster cheeks, YEEE! 😍😋😊

  2. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    August 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Brutal honesty from Joe as always.

  3. Nono
    Nono
    August 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m just taking this to mean Joe would totally be down for boning some dudes.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 3, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      Was Joe on the Canonically Bi page a few years ago? I can’t remember one way or the other.

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        August 3, 2022 at 2:03 am | #

        IIRC, Walky, Joyce and Joe were the only names on the “Completely Straight” list.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          August 3, 2022 at 2:29 am | #

          … honestly not 100% convinced for any of those three.

          • Nono
            Nono
            August 3, 2022 at 2:53 am | #

            Eh, I can buy Walky being straight. It’s Jason who I have a tougher time pegging as bi.

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 3, 2022 at 3:33 am | #

              Memory suggests that Walky showed up at a gay-courious event offering to give a blow job for a pizza, but it’s Walky so probably not significant.

              • milu
                milu
                August 3, 2022 at 6:09 am | #

                Didnt he identify as pizzasexual? Or was that Ana Chronistic, whose commentary is practically part of the strip honestly

                • Ana Chronistic
                  Ana Chronistic
                  August 3, 2022 at 11:55 pm | #

                  I’m demi, meaning it must be a pizza I REALLY LIKE

            • milu
              milu
              August 3, 2022 at 6:08 am | #

              Hehehe “pegging”

              • Wizard
                Wizard
                August 4, 2022 at 1:43 am | #

                Yeah, that could have been phrased better. (Or maybe not, heh-heh.)

            • Proxiehunter
              Proxiehunter
              August 3, 2022 at 10:48 pm | #

              I bet Ruth doesn’t have a tough time pegging him.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        August 3, 2022 at 7:22 am | #

        There’s a canoniically bi page? What have I been missing?

    • Tan
      Tan
      August 3, 2022 at 12:24 pm | #

      It is not surprising to me that Joe is down for mixed-gender group sex

      What is surprising to me is that the potential inclusion of Walky in it is not a dealbreaker (at least short of the group being significantly larger)

      Some of you are readying to reach for the reply button to notify me that Danny is also there, to which I say yes I saw him.

      “It was always going to come to this, wasn’t it?”
      “I’m going to need you to not talk to me until pants are back on.”

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 3, 2022 at 12:37 pm | #

        The best part is you could feasibly give either character either line.

  4. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    August 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    ha.

  5. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    August 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    There’s always Fuckface

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Well we all know one person their Joe wants to do, but I also understand his frustration. His character has evolved alot from the problematic, sex obsessed dude bro. People could acknowledge that.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      August 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      I mean, everyone is awful.

      We just love them anyway.

    • MisterJinKC
      MisterJinKC
      August 3, 2022 at 2:17 am | #

      I disagree that he was ever “problematic”. He was honest about his intentions and when someone said no he instantly respected it and didn’t try to bully them into it. He did EXACTLY what everyone says men should d (affirmative consent, respecting decisions, etc.) but still gets shit on for it.

      • miri
        miri
        August 3, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

        Rating women on a scale of one to ten based on how fuckable you find them is a shitty thing to do.

        • MisterJinKC
          MisterJinKC
          August 4, 2022 at 2:46 am | #

          He did it in his private journal which was stolen and leaked. It’s no different than if a girls diary was taken. He used a numeric system, other people use words. In the end his private thoughts were exposed without consent. He was the victim for that situation, not the girls.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 4, 2022 at 8:47 am | #

            His private journal, which he kept mentioning to other people and announcing their ratings – at least for the hot ones. He also had an RSS feed and regularly offered people the password – so not really so private.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        August 3, 2022 at 2:32 am | #

        To expand on what miri said, objectifying human beings is quite problematic. Joe was better than most men are about it, yes, absolutely. But that’s not least because when he realized how bad it was, he turned around and stopped and apologized as effectively as he could.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          August 3, 2022 at 6:44 am | #

          I mean Joe also said stuff like Joyce needed to be “broken in” early on. That he would be “fixing her with his penis.” and in general believing that her virginal status was an undesirable trait and that fucking her would improve her fuckability “upgrading her from a 4 to a 10” on his do-list.

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/corrupt/

          He’d also regularly be the guy in the back shouting “make out” whenever two girls were in conflict. Early Joe wasn’t a rapist and adamantly against that, but that doesn’t make him a great guy.

          • The Oracle
            The Oracle
            August 3, 2022 at 10:56 am | #

            “Not a rapist” is such a low bar to clear, he really doesn’t get any points for clearing it. Nobody should.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              August 3, 2022 at 12:37 pm | #

              I don’t think he gets any points. The only slack he gets from me is that he’s young. 18 year old young men are dumb and horny and essentially taught to act like he does from mainstream media. That plus he seems to be growing out of it after spending time in non sexual relationships with real young women and he’s realized the damage he’s done. Of course it took his do-list being leaked to really start this change so he ain’t no saint for this growth.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                August 3, 2022 at 2:25 pm | #

                The other point I’d say he gets is that half his original bullshit was performative. That’s still not great, but it does mean that some of the worst stuff he boasted about wasn’t real – no using booze to get threesomes, for example.
                Not so much points as “not as bad as we thought he was.”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 3, 2022 at 8:21 am | #

          And it’s not like he really respected women’s “no”s. He’d say he did, if they were forceful enough, but keep coming around for another try.

          The objectifying went beyond just the list too, though that’s the most obvious manifestation. For quite a while, he essentially never interacted with women outside of them as sex objects.
          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/object/

          • miri
            miri
            August 3, 2022 at 7:14 pm | #

            All of the above. Like I want to be clear, I love Joe and I think he is one of the most interesting characters in the comic. It’s very sad that it doesn’t seem like he has any actual friends and his thing for Joyce is sweet and heartbreaking. But he also totally got himself into this situation by absolutely sucking at being a human being. Love you, get well soon bud.

            • MisterJinKC
              MisterJinKC
              August 4, 2022 at 3:03 am | #

              My point is he’s incredibly low on the list of “problematic characters”.

              Joyce: well meaning, but her behavior is consistently selfish and at times downright hurtful.

              Mike: Violence. Non-stop violence

              Ruth: Authority figure who consistently uses violence and threats to get her way. Sleeps with someone she’s responsible for.

              Amber: Incredible amounts of trauma that she deals with not through therapy, but by beating the shit out of people and taking insane risks.

              Billie: Narcissistic personality who ignores or abuses in some way anyone who doesn’t fit into her desired view of reality.

              Roz: Female Joe, but no one shits on her all the time. And she’s far more aggressive with her bullshit.

              And many more. The point is yes, Joe could have been better. But if you look at the reality of the actions he’s done some of the least actual damage and he is one of the few to actually change for the better.

              To be clear, they aren’t bad kids. They’re learning who they are and how the world works. But my issue is Joe getting shit on harder than he should compared to the others based on actual actions taken for no reason I can see other than he’s a boy instead of a girl.

              • miri
                miri
                August 4, 2022 at 7:08 am | #

                The girls in this strip get shit on in thr comments section non-stop, and generally with more genuine vitriol than I have ever seen pointed at Joe.

              • miri
                miri
                August 4, 2022 at 8:14 am | #

                I will respond to this one more time before recusing myself from this conversation, now that I am sitting upright.

                Outlining your argument as if there is some kind of peer-reviewed, objective “scale of problematicness” makes your argument fallacious from the beginning. Everyone has different opinions on what kind of behavior that they consider “problematic” from both fictional characters and their peers, and you placing Joe’s relentless sexual harassment of women (which I will grant you he is trying to get better about) does not actually say anything to me except for where you place this behavior on your own personal scale.

                All of the examples that you have outlined of problematic behavior from different characters I have seen shredded in the comments section again and again, but even if I hadn’t, for the sake of your argument I would like to give you something to chew on. Much of the violence that has happened in this comic has been exaggerated to cartoonish levels, probably because Willis does not want the strip to be seen as too mature. People do not often suffer cartoonish levels of violence in reality, but I will wager that most women and female-presenting persons have been victims of sexual harassment before, which is why Joe’s particular storyline can feel more “visceral” to people than Amber flipping a table in the cafeteria or whatever.

                Your argument hinges upon Joe’s behavior having no actual victims, but in a strip linked above, Joyce outlines the real, actual ramifications of Joe’s behavior and mindset very cleanly. Even if Joe had not actually hurt anyone (which is debatable, because I doubt any of the girls that found themselves on his “do-list” felt psychologically good about that fact), he is complicit in cultivating an atmosphere in which women are treated as objects to which men feel entitled. This had actual physical ramifications for Joyce, who started hallucinating her attacker everywhere and became afraid to walk anywhere by herself. Being afraid to walk places alone is a very common experience for single women. Street harassment continues to be a real thing that happens everywhere.

                Once again, I like Joe, and I think he is a good character. But he does totally deserve the shit that he gets in-comic, and part of improving yourself is accepting the consequences of his actions. It’s only been a few months, people’s memories aren’t that short. As for the shit he gets out-of-comic, I completely disagree that he gets it any harder than any given female character – the comments section during the recent Joyce-Becky fight was an absolute shitshow. He’s also fictional, and not actually going to read any of this.

  7. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    August 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Poor Joe.

    I feel like he needs to find new friends who don’t think of him as disgusting.

    There are other dorms, friend.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 3, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      He could stand to expand his horizons a bit, sure.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      August 3, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      Yeah, but are any of those friends interesting enough to be characters with frequent panel time? Nope. It’s either this group or Joe fades into the background. Guys don’t get much focus as it is, so he’d be at risk of becoming a D lister like Carl or Peter and no one wants to be those guys.

    • Saida
      Saida
      August 3, 2022 at 1:52 am | #

      Maybe he did, I missed him in the time jump episodes.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 3, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      That ship sailed when his Do List leaked. The only people who find that acceptable are the types he probably wouldn’t want to associate with. Even he sees how wrong that was in hindsight.

    • anon
      anon
      August 3, 2022 at 3:15 am | #

      of course there’s more to him than that, but he did kinda have an infamous reputation after the sex tape and list, so it’d be hard for ppl that’s not closer to really change their stance on him quite yet lol

      • Ed Callahan
        Ed Callahan
        August 3, 2022 at 8:17 am | #

        It’s kind of interesting that only Joe had any kind of real blowback from the sex tape. After all, it was Roz’s project and she was doing it to damage her sister’s re-election campaign. More, it was pretty clear that, as much as Roz disagreed with Robin’s politics, she mostly resented her “fame.”
        Also, Joe’s date with Joyce quickly ended with her and Mike beating him up because he couldn’t keep his eyes off Connie.
        Which I thought was a great story line.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 3, 2022 at 8:23 am | #

          How much blowback did he get from the sex tape? I think Joyce went after him for it, but that’s about it. And she went after Roz too, iirc.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            August 3, 2022 at 9:39 am | #

            I don’t think anyone really got blowback for the sex tape which is kind of ironic since it even failed at its intended purpose. Robin pulled out of a campaign she was winning in spite of the tape which was only even relevant for maybe a week at most. Robin having a beer with Leslie did more damage than the sex tape.

            • drs
              drs
              August 4, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

              School official warned Roz not to do anything like it again.

  8. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    August 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    How will Joyce’s desire to keep everything distinct and separate manifest in her orgy behavior?

    • cmasta1992
      cmasta1992
      August 3, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      She and Dorothy will organize a schedule that ensures everyone gets to fool around with everyone they want to on their list in a timely and orderly fashion

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 3, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

        But they can’t touch each other and then touch her. Joyce’s food and sex partners must be strictly segregated.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          August 3, 2022 at 3:03 am | #

          Reading this later it reads like Joyce’s food must never be touched by her sex partners and I had a “What, yuck?!” moment about food touched by people having sex…

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      August 3, 2022 at 7:04 am | #

      latex bodysuit

  9. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    August 3, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Suuure you don’t, Joe.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 3, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

      But he’s right. He doesn’t want just anybody at the party.

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    August 3, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    *looks for a snack food jingle to play*

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 3, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Ooh, do Goldfish.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 3, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

        The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off! Didn’t that make you feel good about Goldfish?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDWLM2AphA

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          August 3, 2022 at 1:05 pm | #

          Memento mori.

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      August 3, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      nah… “Eat It” – Weird Al

    • Charlie
      Charlie
      August 3, 2022 at 4:45 am | #

      ♫ I’m gonna be the snack that smiles back, oooh, the Kit to your Kat, I’m gonna be the one you unwrap, just take me out and break me in half ♫

  11. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    August 3, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

    Sorry Joe this is what happens when you base the entirety of your personal on a single trait and you put all your chips on HORNY

  12. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    August 3, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

    Is Joe’s Halloween costume a … soccer team uniform?

    • Lily
      Lily
      August 3, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

      it was posted on tumblr way back, i think it’s one of the guys from ted lasso

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 3, 2022 at 1:44 am | #

        Specifically, Roy Kent.

  13. Lily
    Lily
    August 3, 2022 at 1:34 am | #

    live lizard reaction

  14. Hazel
    Hazel
    August 3, 2022 at 1:44 am | #

    What is Joe’s outfit here? It doesn’t look like normal clothes, but it also doesn’t look like a costume.. at least without color info? Anyone know or have a guess?

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      August 3, 2022 at 1:46 am | #

      I see another question I’ve asked is answered directly above me. Well, fair! Answer: Roy Kent from Ted Lasso.

    • ghwlaw
      ghwlaw
      August 3, 2022 at 11:19 am | #

      Roy Kent from Ted Lasso

  15. Hazel
    Hazel
    August 3, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

    Also hi Joe. You look like you’re roughing it, buddy.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      August 3, 2022 at 1:51 am | #

      If only we could warn him about his encounter with Liz… but that would create a time paradox, wouldn’t it? 😮‍💨

  16. Dr. Gonzo
    Dr. Gonzo
    August 3, 2022 at 2:12 am | #

    If this is a prelude to a Slipshine, I wouldn’t mind.

  17. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    August 3, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

    Of course Walky is using Sal’s helmet as a candy bowl.

    • milu
      milu
      August 3, 2022 at 6:12 am | #

      He is a smart kid after all.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        August 3, 2022 at 6:20 am | #

        Not so smart if Sal discovers her helmet caked with sweats…

        • milu
          milu
          August 3, 2022 at 7:46 am | #

          Specimen displays elevated problem-solving skills.
          Concerning Specimen’s possession of a theory of mind, the evidence remains inconclusive.

          • milu
            milu
            August 3, 2022 at 7:49 am | #

            Hm. That was in so-so taste. Apologies. Please consider my joke retracted and face palmed

            • Eldritchy
              Eldritchy
              August 3, 2022 at 8:42 am | #

              Naah it was good XD

              • milu
                milu
                August 3, 2022 at 10:18 am | #

                Thanks, though I’m not convinced. Not to make this a thing, but humour has been on my mind since yesterday’s discussion, so my reasoning here is, avoid jokes that dehumanize people who have a history of being dehumanized. Obviously I didn’t mean anything by it, but I’m not in a position to judge of its effect on folks who might recognise themselves in the stigma.

                • Eldritchy
                  Eldritchy
                  August 3, 2022 at 10:21 am | #

                  Ah don’t worry about it. Honestly I find taking Mary as a fascist seriously kind of funny because I have Actual fascists just across the border, invading Ukraine and doing all the Fascist things.

                • Schpoonman
                  Schpoonman
                  August 3, 2022 at 12:42 pm | #

                  It’s cute that you don’t think Mary is a young Actual Fascist. Glad your fascists are across the border. Mine are on the highest court in the fucking nation.

                • Eldritchy
                  Eldritchy
                  August 3, 2022 at 12:48 pm | #

                  We had bombs exploding 10 miles from our border and Russian politicians openly talk about bombing our Capital. I’d happily switch my fascists for yours.

                • milu
                  milu
                  August 3, 2022 at 2:27 pm | #

                  @Schpoonman: wow, are you drunk? that was incredibly insensitive.

                  @Eldritchy: yeah, fair enough. i’ll keep taking fascists in america seriously, but i can very well understand that rates low among your worries at the moment. I hope you and yours are safe as can be, and wish you strength

                • Eldritchy
                  Eldritchy
                  August 3, 2022 at 2:39 pm | #

                  @milu Thanks, we all have our important problems, wish you luck with solving yours.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          August 3, 2022 at 8:44 am | #

          If it’s caked in sweats, 1. she did that and 2. she needs to take better care of her gear. Pads and liners are removable for a reason!

          Now if it gets caked in sweets, then yes that’s his fault.

  18. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    August 3, 2022 at 4:52 am | #

    Candy trumps Sex

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      August 3, 2022 at 10:31 am | #

      Candy is dandy, but liquor is quick’r
      You can get all yer liquor down in cost-a-ricca
      Ain’t nobody’s business but your own.

  19. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    August 3, 2022 at 5:43 am | #

    Joe… actually isn’t that popular, come to think of it. You never see him with a different circle of friends, and most of his sexual partners have been from this dorm. (Malaya, Roz, that’s all I can remember). Compared to Jennifer, Joe is actually more introverted. He clearly doesn’t have a Halloween-party-filled-with-people-he-wants-to-sleep-with to go to.

    • JBento
      JBento
      August 3, 2022 at 6:01 am | #

      Malaya wasn’t actually from this dorm when they got together, and he was… friend-ish with Jacob, who isn’t part of this circle.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        August 3, 2022 at 6:10 am | #

        With Jacob it was probably just due to Gym-Proximity.

    • Alex
      Alex
      August 3, 2022 at 3:09 pm | #

      There was a Booster strip where he admits that he’s comfortable with Danny as his only friend, and the only other interactions he wants are with potential sexual conquests. I don’t know if he is “introverted” as much as he places a higher value on casual sex than friendship.

      • Leadsynth
        Leadsynth
        August 4, 2022 at 10:48 am | #

        Heh, that sort of implies that Jacob is a potential sexual conquest of Joe’s. Which…I doubt.

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      August 3, 2022 at 3:45 pm | #

      Penny.

    • drs
      drs
      August 4, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

      I suspect we just haven’t seen all his partners.

  20. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 3, 2022 at 6:57 am | #

    In other words. Amber don’t want to think about their parents getting married and just change the subject. Poor shy Joe, he’s too intimidated for asking them directly.

  21. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    August 3, 2022 at 7:23 am | #

    Joe has the Stepsister fetish, of course he would; it’s not incest, if you’re not biologically related, right? Right??

    • Ed Callahan
      Ed Callahan
      August 3, 2022 at 8:26 am | #

      It’s been pretty clear from the beginning of their respective parents’ relationship that Joe is serious about treating Amber as his genuine sister.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        August 3, 2022 at 1:51 pm | #

        That is thankfully true.

  22. SneakyBones
    SneakyBones
    August 3, 2022 at 9:04 am | #

    What is Joe? I thought he was a Star Trek thing now I dont know.

    • Ed Callahan
      Ed Callahan
      August 3, 2022 at 11:13 pm | #

      Roy Kent, from Ted Lasso.

  23. Laura
    Laura
    August 3, 2022 at 9:14 am | #

    -*In honor of Kansas’s historic pro-choice voter referendum, plays “7 Nation Army” on the hacked Muzak*

    “I’m going to Wichita! A 7-nation army couldn’t hold me back!”

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      August 3, 2022 at 9:53 am | #

      Good job, Kansas!

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      August 3, 2022 at 10:34 am | #

      Hooray for Sanity, and Doctors, and Nurses!
      Kansas; sorta like Texas; hot and dry, only not stooopit!

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      August 3, 2022 at 10:51 am | #

      One down, 49 to go. Gotta start somewhere, right?

    • Laura
      Laura
      August 3, 2022 at 12:33 pm | #

      “I’ll be halfway to Texas when I get to Wichita.”
      -The Billies, “Wichita”

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 3, 2022 at 9:30 pm | #

        “I’ll be halfway to Texas when I get to Wichita.
        Nine hours, 900 miles of running
        in the rain and Wichita keeps on coming!

        Wichita, Wichita, what you got to say?
        Don’t know where I’m going but I’m certainly on my way.
        Wichita, Wichita, you gonna sing me home?
        Halfway there, but I’m halfway gone…”

        The Billies, “Wichita”
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSah7OYdqc

  24. Adept
    Adept
    August 3, 2022 at 9:14 am | #

    I feel Amber would know how to say “ulterior motive”.

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 3, 2022 at 11:53 am | #

    The list says otherwise

  26. Fetch85
    Fetch85
    August 3, 2022 at 12:32 pm | #

    Bull, Joe, you’ve expressed interest in Sarah before…. Seems like it happened in Roomies, so as long as you don’t do something crazy in this timeline like hook up with her sister…

  27. AlaninDC
    AlaninDC
    August 3, 2022 at 6:33 pm | #

    Oh-h, that look in panel 1…

    Anybody else up for a Walky/Amber Slipshine?

  28. Keulen
    Keulen
    August 3, 2022 at 6:39 pm | #

    I’m sure Joe would be ok with doing some of the people there, but probably not all of them.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 3, 2022 at 8:58 pm | #

      Especially one in particular.

  29. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 4, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Oooh, yay for wedding dates!

Who should be the default doodle for Book 14?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

David M Willis! avatar
David M Willis!
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
reposted by David M Willis!
poparena.bsky.social's user avatar
Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
RIP Jonathan Joss, who for my money was the best part of Parks and Rec.
Jonathan Joss as  Chief Ken Hotate in Parks and Recreation.
6
53
191
 
reposted by David M Willis!
septimusbrown.com's user avatar
Septimus Brown – #vss365 host June 1-15 @septimusbrown.com ⋅ 12h
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
329
4038
26684
 
reposted by David M Willis!
joeytainment.bsky.social's user avatar
Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.
10
300
1148
 
reposted by David M Willis!
maffewgregg.bsky.social's user avatar
forever botchamania @maffewgregg.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
etpc.bsky.social's user avatarETPC @etpc.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
you love to fucking see it
a screen cap of a facebook post by Jon St. John. there is a picture of him smiling with a message that reads:
17
538
1191
 
reposted by David M Willis!
hausofdecline.bsky.social's user avatar
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
I enjoy Bluesky. It makes you feel like Ben Wyatt at the accounting firm
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec at the accounting firm
17
84
1703
 
reposted by David M Willis!
mel.bzky.team's user avatar
mel~ @mel.bzky.team ⋅ 5h
happy pride everyone🙏😊
tweet reading gf sat on my face too hard and broke my nech pls send prayers for my speedy recovery over a picture of someone looking very happy while wearing a neck brace
headline reading man gives blowjob to 10 inch penis and ends up in the ER with a ruptured airway featuring an image of a very jolly looking fella
4
89
325
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
by god belle is gonna EARN that emmy
6
3
65
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Dumbing of Age: "Lockscreen" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Lockscreen
5
26
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
when "online retailer" assumes you live in a sliding timescale and wants to make sure your emails remain culturally relevant years into the future
4
2
30
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
An appropriate day to open Hashtag, who was having sapphic roommate dreams about lady Seekers five minutes after being born.
4
4
65
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
11
40
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Buy my MPM-3 Bumblebee! Opened, displayed, re-unopened, complete with instructions ebay.us/m/a4Y4Kt
1
13
 
reposted by David M Willis!
vangelus.bsky.social's user avatar
Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
check out my original angle photos of ss86 megatron, source unknown and unimportant
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
5
12
72
 
reposted by David M Willis!
thomasav.bsky.social's user avatar
Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Target's 2025 Pride Collection
video thumbnail
6
152
557
 
reposted by David M Willis!
bencollins.bsky.social's user avatar
Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
header image - Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
theonion.com
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
82
1046
5361
 
reposted by David M Willis!
lovejoolz.bsky.social's user avatar
Jules Effin Rivera @lovejoolz.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Happy Pride! Here's the comic where I come out as a Disaster Pansexual *and* Animal Crossing Weirdo
Love, Joolz comic
Panel 1
Jules and Blackbird chilling on the couch. 
J: I'm going to my friend's Pride March in Animal crossing! Time to make a cool outfit that show off my cousins. 
B: But you already have Disaster Bisexual outfits in Animal Crossing. 
Panel 2
Jules attempts to sew a dress in the Pansexual colors.
J: I am not a disaster bisexual. I'm Pansexual.
B: What's the difference? 
J: Getting horny for way more options.
Panel 3
Blackbird flutters agitatedly at Jules, who struggles with the sewing machine. 
B: Jules you're running out of time! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time!
B: We gotta go! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time! 
B: We gotta go! We're gonna miss the march! 
J: It's fine it's fine it's fine it's--
Panel 4: 
Jules and Blackbird at the Animal Crossing Pride parade. Blackbird is in a cap with Trans flag colors and a shirt with a rainbow pattern. Jules is in a suit with a bow tie and a froggie hat. She looks a mess. 
B: Jesus God, you really are a disaster bisexual. 
J: Disaster Pansexual.
B: Right. 
B: Jesus God
13
52
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tfw the secret ingredient definitely isn't poison
8
4
64
 
reposted by David M Willis!
sarahquaint.bsky.social's user avatar
sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Can we get a license for an additional official if we pay the processing fee and donate the harvest to a food bank?
kendrawcandraw.bsky.social's user avatarKendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Every queer person gets to kill and eat one(1) sitting US official this month
4
15
88
 
reposted by David M Willis!
ryannorth.ca's user avatar
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets
138
681
4688
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
8
7
67
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Sweet prank
3
9
59
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics
1
2
14
 
reposted by David M Willis!
rincewind.run's user avatar
Micah @rincewind.run ⋅ 2d
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
kevinbuist.com's user avatarKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
83
462
2676
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
fangferric.bsky.social's user avatarFerric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
16
78
363
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me
1
48
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.
11
1
27
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"
4
9
89
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
My eyes only
1
6
47
 
reposted by David M Willis!
edidin.bsky.social's user avatar
Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
a black hoodie with hand-lettered white text reading,
a black tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
a red tshirt with hand-lettered black text reading,
a maroon tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
22
1167
2136
 
reposted by David M Willis!
leavittalone.bsky.social's user avatar
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”
paulle.bsky.social's user avatarPaul Lê @paulle.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
73
223
 

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑