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by David M Willis on December 28, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits
└ Tags: dorothy, jason, joyce, sal, walky

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  1. Kafloobop
    Kafloobop
    December 28, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Quite Jason, you don’t speak to the main characters unless spoken to.

    • Kafloobop
      Kafloobop
      December 28, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      Quiet*

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        December 28, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Quite.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 28, 2012 at 1:04 am | #

          Indeed.

          • abjuron
            abjuron
            December 28, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

            Pip-pip, cheerio, bob’s your uncle and whatnot. THAT’S the ticket.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 28, 2012 at 2:08 am | #

              Jolly good my fine old chap. ^_^

              • abjuron
                abjuron
                December 28, 2012 at 2:37 am | #

                Quite.

                • Jackson
                  Jackson
                  December 28, 2012 at 4:15 am | #

                  Hairs on a bobbin, old bunt. Hairs on a bobbin.

                • Undrave
                  Undrave
                  December 29, 2012 at 4:50 am | #

                  Tally-o!

                • Rex Hondo
                  Rex Hondo
                  December 29, 2012 at 11:36 pm | #

                  Harumph harumph…

                  mmm, quite, quite.

  2. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 28, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Just… a little lower Sal…. you know you want to! X}

    • IPGComic
      IPGComic
      December 28, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      Augh beat me to it!

      • Loki
        Loki
        December 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm | #

        Methinks Jason protests too much. Sal doesn’t have a gun… She can’t really transport him without some co-operation on his end.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          December 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm | #

          That would involve getting his rather dapper outfit dirty.

          • Down and Out Optimist
            Down and Out Optimist
            December 31, 2012 at 2:00 am | #

            Leading a guy around like that on a college campus?
            Looks like an ideal yandere couple to me.

  3. Dustin
    Dustin
    December 28, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    That looks an awful lot like a butt grab

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

      I can only hope Jason’s butt isn’t THAT high up.

      • Izzy
        Izzy
        December 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm | #

        His pants are saggin and his shirt is long

    • Felix Kütt
      Felix Kütt
      December 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm | #

      it may not be one yet, but her subconscious obviously wants to, then again if this is anything like roomies, she’s probably in utter denial over that fact.

    • Dr.Z
      Dr.Z
      December 28, 2012 at 5:11 pm | #

      Only if you butt is where your kidneys should be.

      Yowch!

  4. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    December 28, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Is Jason of the… British persuasion? Or does he just affect such an accent as an… uh, affectation?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 28, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      He was in Universe 1. If he’s not in this one, that’d be an interesting twist. Perhaps he’s just a really big fan of Doctor Who, so he uses the accent and wears a bow tie.

      Whatta dork. I bet he posts in comment threads with some stupid name like The_Doctor and has a picture of a sonic screwdriver as his avatar. Some people are losers like that.

      • Axel Bordelon
        Axel Bordelon
        December 28, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        I love you Doctor Who, and I haven’t even seen any of your episodes.

    • andmangrewproud
      andmangrewproud
      December 28, 2012 at 3:59 am | #

      I didn’t realize Jason was British either.

      • Portmaneau
        Portmaneau
        December 28, 2012 at 4:01 pm | #

        The more you know

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          December 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm | #

          And knowing is half the battle!

          • yaweeman
            yaweeman
            December 30, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

            GI-Joe!

      • Whittier
        Whittier
        December 31, 2012 at 6:52 pm | #

        I thought it was already established in DoA but I don’t remember when, and since I don’t really know the other series, I’m certain it had to have been revealed somewhere in DoA.

  5. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 28, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    It’s Indiana I’m pretty sure nobody cares.

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 28, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Wonder if Jason’s also pissed Walky thinks he’s old enough to have a college-age daughter.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 28, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      I would take it as a complement as it suggests that he was able to lose that pesky virginity at such a young age.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        December 28, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

        You mean six?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 28, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

          Jason is only 24? I thought he was at least 30.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            December 28, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

            Although, losing your virginity at six is QUITE the accomplishment. I’d put that on my resume.

          • David
            David M Willis
            December 28, 2012 at 1:42 am | #

            30’s kind of old to still be a TA, assuming they’ve started TAing at the usual age. A professor is more likely to pick a younger person with more potential and momentum.

            I think of DoA Jason as about 23 or so.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 28, 2012 at 2:07 am | #

              Thanks, I wasn’t familiar with TAs let alone their normal ages.

              • Raoullefere
                Raoullefere
                December 28, 2012 at 5:51 am | #

                There is no ‘normal’ age: about fifteen percent of my fellow TA’s (in English: we tought the ‘service courses,’ so there were about thirty of us) were in their forties, going back to school for an advanced degree. But Jason doesn’t look to be one of those individuals. I would’ve guessed him to be a little younger: twenty-one or so. That would explain his pretentiousness; quite a few TA’s that age are desperate to be taken seriously.

                • Eri
                  Eri
                  December 28, 2012 at 7:42 pm | #

                  No, no. That’s just Jason

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                December 28, 2012 at 3:54 pm | #

                The TA’s I dealt with when going to university were not much older than the students, maybe 5 or 8 years older on average, there was the occasional older grad student kicking around, however.

            • DaJoshMaster
              DaJoshMaster
              December 28, 2012 at 11:25 am | #

              You say that, but back in ol’ England most of our TAs are 60+.

              • Loki
                Loki
                December 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm | #

                Maybe that’s why Jason is in this godforsaken Queenless country

                • DaJoshMaster
                  DaJoshMaster
                  December 28, 2012 at 10:45 pm | #

                  Poor chap!

                • DaJoshMaster
                  DaJoshMaster
                  December 28, 2012 at 10:46 pm | #

                  Actually that does raise a good point. If Jason is orginally from a diffrent universe, how can he be in this one too?

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  December 29, 2012 at 1:38 pm | #

                  Probably by actually being a different character. Sure they have improbably similar looks and demeanors, but I am a veritable clone of a young George Clooney, so it’s certainly possible.

                  I’m also a billionaire playboy philanthropist and a mensa scholar, incidentally.

            • Dragon Nataku
              Dragon Nataku
              December 28, 2012 at 12:13 pm | #

              I dunno, my boss was a grad student (just finished his Ph.D this year) and he was a TA on the side while working on his degree, and he’s like 30-something, probably mid-30s.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 28, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    5th panel Joyce’s face is made of sneer and awesome.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      December 28, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      5th panal Dorothy’s face is a bit creepy.

      • Drunken Nordmann
        Drunken Nordmann
        December 28, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

        “panel”, damn it.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 28, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

          Mistakes will happen.

          • Drunken Nordmann
            Drunken Nordmann
            December 28, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

            I’d rather correct them myself than wait for someone to mock me for making errors – believe me it happens way too much on the internet.

            Is that your old Saya gravatar?

            • CWR
              CWR
              December 28, 2012 at 5:01 am | #

              *mock*

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 28, 2012 at 5:48 am | #

              But of cause, I tend to recycle gravs most of the time and only occassionally make new ones.

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                December 29, 2012 at 1:41 pm | #

                I feel compelled to point out that it’s “but of course”.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      December 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm | #

      Between today’s and yesterday’s punchlines, Walky’s two for two in making Joyce scowl at him. I wonder if he’ll pull off the Hat Trick on Monday.

  8. addude
    addude
    December 28, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Again I see this ending with Jason and Sal having sex. Nothing is convincing me otherwise

  9. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 28, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    Joyce’s eyes in the last panel remind me of Dexter’s glasses.

  10. thomas0comer
    thomas0comer
    December 28, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    You know what must be done, Jason. You must free yourself of the sweater vest.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 28, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

      Jason’s Sweater Vest/Joyce’s Sweater Vest is my new OTP.

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        December 28, 2012 at 11:32 am | #

        Walky’s Pajama Jeans/Sal’s Motocycle Jacket.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 28, 2012 at 3:58 pm | #

          Does that count as incest?

          • DaJoshMaster
            DaJoshMaster
            December 28, 2012 at 10:42 pm | #

            Depends on the state. 😉

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm | #

              How did you do that winking smiley? 😉 Like This?

              • DaJoshMaster
                DaJoshMaster
                December 29, 2012 at 1:43 pm | #

                Just like that. 😛

  11. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 28, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    Just a quick edit of Panel 2

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 28, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

      “You have my British dude.”
      “And my dinosaur hat.”
      “And my penis.”
      “And my FAAAAACE!”

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        December 28, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

        And my femurs!

      • james
        james
        December 28, 2012 at 8:22 am | #

        And your mom…….for a nickel.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 28, 2012 at 3:57 pm | #

      I fixed the error in my edited picture.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        December 28, 2012 at 4:10 pm | #

        And below it you’ve written “It’s is dangerous to travel alone, here, take this.” I’m glad you corrected the original, though; I thought that maybe I had been misreading the meme all this time.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 28, 2012 at 6:29 pm | #

          The lesson here is never to rush your photoshops.

      • Slipgate
        Slipgate
        December 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm | #

        Well, he is STIFF like a wooden sword.

        Feel free to misinterpret that statement.

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      December 28, 2012 at 6:52 pm | #

      THIS IS MADE OF AWESOME!!!

      (both versions)

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 28, 2012 at 8:35 pm | #

        Thanks, I joined tumblr cos it’s the social networking website you join when you don’t really want to join a social networking website.

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          December 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm | #

          I thought that was Google+

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 28, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

    Poor Jason, no one remembers him. 😛

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

      who?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 28, 2012 at 2:01 am | #

        You know, what’s this name.

        • CWR
          CWR
          December 28, 2012 at 5:03 am | #

          He should get a doctorate.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            December 28, 2012 at 3:56 pm | #

            So he would be Dr. W…. Oh, wait, I get it!

          • james
            james
            December 29, 2012 at 10:17 am | #

            A doctorate….I rather have a Masters….

        • james
          james
          December 28, 2012 at 7:46 pm | #

          so he is the M. Bison of this universe?

          • Undrave
            Undrave
            December 29, 2012 at 4:55 am | #

            Don’t compare Robert Walpole here with that random dude Zangief.

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 28, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

    From the way Walky is not reacting, you’d think this was a regular occurance with Sal.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

      This isn’t the first man she’s forced home.

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        December 28, 2012 at 2:15 am | #

        She’s a collector. She has a british dude cabinet where she keeps all her vintage british guys. But she doesn’t care much for keeping stuff mint in box.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 28, 2012 at 8:37 pm | #

          The best way to keep a Brit in top nick is to allow him to wear tweed.

          • Undrave
            Undrave
            December 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm | #

            Off course. Mint in Tweed Brits can sell for a tidy profit.

  14. Regalli
    Regalli
    December 28, 2012 at 1:12 am | #

    Oh hey, Joyce is good at math!

    … I keep forgetting that for some reason.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

      Probably cuz she’s having so much trouble putting 2 and 2 together when it comes to Ethan.

  15. Joebo
    Joebo
    December 28, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

    I can’t recall, who do we know from universe Prime with the last name Rees? This is gonna bug the crap out of me until I find out.

    • Bo Lindbergh
      Bo Lindbergh
      December 28, 2012 at 2:12 am | #

      Alan, our alien adept.

      • Joebo
        Joebo
        January 3, 2013 at 3:57 am | #

        I thought that was who it was.

  16. jnzooger
    jnzooger
    December 28, 2012 at 2:30 am | #

    inb4 Jason says Math instead of Maths as is customary of the British.

  17. John
    John
    December 28, 2012 at 2:36 am | #

    Come on, Jason, you’re like twice her size and she hasn’t got alien superpowers in this universe. If you can’t prevent her from dragging you across campus by your sweater vest, you deserve whatever she does to you.

    • KevinSig
      KevinSig
      December 28, 2012 at 3:03 am | #

      That, and she had to briefly let you go just recently. In the first strip, she’s dragging you by the front of your sweater.

      When you run into Walky & Co, it’s from the back. If you really wanted to run Jason, you missed your window.

    • Comrade
      Comrade
      May 30, 2013 at 1:54 pm | #

      Pretty sure size is no indication of strength.

      … also pretty sure Jason is just that puny :v

  18. Ter
    Ter
    December 28, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

    Any lower, Sal and you’ll be grabbing Jason’s behind.

    …I want to ship this. MAKE IT STOP.

  19. rayrayravona
    rayrayravona
    December 28, 2012 at 2:49 am | #

    Yessssss. JasonXSal has always been my favorite ship.

  20. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 28, 2012 at 3:04 am | #

    Jason’s is a gentleman, so he dosn’t fight back. Besides, I rather think the ‘old boy’ likes it, what what! Pip Pip cherrio and all that. Wasn’t the original Jason raised in London?

  21. Luguberos
    Luguberos
    December 28, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

    Concern for violations for person and property? Not at this school.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 28, 2012 at 4:51 am | #

      Yeah, we have an abusive RA, a sex fiend, a scarred sex fiend, a guy who punches people for fun and oh yeah, a masked vigilante.

      • james
        james
        December 28, 2012 at 5:27 am | #

        …..So how is this different from walky-vrese 616?

        • ADHadh
          ADHadh
          December 28, 2012 at 6:42 am | #

          Drama is not as badly written.

          • Loki
            Loki
            December 28, 2012 at 4:56 pm | #

            [obvious]

            No actual aliens.

            [/obvious]

            …Yet.

  22. Raoullefere
    Raoullefere
    December 28, 2012 at 5:55 am | #

    I assume he’s joking, but sometimes Walky seems immature enough for me to believe he really thinks anyone five years older than himself is ‘old.’ There are some people don’t grow out of that until they hit twenty, though, so I guess it’s understandable.

    Dotty better watch it: Walky picking on Joyce like this, especially since he does seem immature, suggests he ‘likes’ her. If the Ethan fiasco blows up right when Dotty’s climbed up on her high horse again, things might get interesting.

    • gangler
      gangler
      December 28, 2012 at 7:59 am | #

      The man wears a bow tie. That means he’s at least 900.

  23. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    December 28, 2012 at 6:08 am | #

    If they were concerned, then there is not one among them who would dare to force Sal to unhand him. At best, they could have someone with their back to the two discreetly dial for security, then call Sal and Jason over and stall for time while waiting for help to arrive, making small-talk about the subjects they like or telling jokes or something…

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm | #

      So at what point during this process do the marines get called in? I’m sure it has to be somewhere in there.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        December 29, 2012 at 3:22 pm | #

        Unless Walky has their number from a previous incident, I suppose that’s up to security.

  24. AY
    AY
    December 28, 2012 at 6:49 am | #

    not gonna lie, I’m going to be disappointed if they don’t have sex (and I don’t even know why!?)

  25. Tomas
    Tomas
    December 28, 2012 at 8:31 am | #

    Panel 2 rewrite: “What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? He’s the Goddamn teachin’ assistant.”

  26. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    December 28, 2012 at 10:48 am | #

    I really hope Sal actually gets in trouble for this.

    • Borp
      Borp
      December 28, 2012 at 2:14 pm | #

      She probably will. As seen in the Joyce-brings-Mike-along-to-punch-Joe-story, The Willis sometimes plays these things for laughs, but usually puts some sort of consequence at the end.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 29, 2012 at 1:50 pm | #

      I’d agree except it doesn’t really look like he minds all that much.

      There have been other cases when people have minded being victimized a LOT more, and nothing came of it. I’m starting to think that Willis hasn’t got around to drawing up a character model for the campus police yet.

  27. sarpiedon
    sarpiedon
    December 28, 2012 at 11:00 am | #

    So in panel 2 Sal is clearly grabbing Jason from the front.
    then in panel 4 she’s practically grabbing his ass.
    I would have thought that she switched in panel 3 to avoid making it look like she was kidnapping him, except that Jason seems to think it’s obvious that hes being kidnapped.

  28. TARDIS with a Hat
    TARDIS with a Hat
    December 28, 2012 at 12:04 pm | #

    Are Sweater Vests cool now, too?

    • HLY
      HLY
      December 28, 2012 at 9:53 pm | #

      depends. where the myans a few days off and it’s raining fire and brimstone from the sky?

      if so, then yes.

  29. aaron_bourque
    aaron_bourque
    December 28, 2012 at 2:22 pm | #

    Is that how you say “HELP I’M BEING KIDNAPPED!” in British?

  30. Jason
    Jason
    December 28, 2012 at 4:52 pm | #

    Holy crap, their math class is 6 hours a week??

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 28, 2012 at 9:54 pm | #

      Yeah, that’s pretty common for college classes.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        December 28, 2012 at 11:18 pm | #

        Kernanator you ate my sandwich!

        • mrelegos
          mrelegos
          December 29, 2012 at 8:11 am | #

          I would have killed to only have 6 hours of Maths a week in first year. But then, I’m doing a Physics degree.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 29, 2012 at 9:01 am | #

          It was delicious.

  31. Davidus Rex
    Davidus Rex
    December 29, 2012 at 7:41 am | #

    Jason’s expression in the first panel made me briefly mistake him for Mike.

  32. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 29, 2012 at 1:53 pm | #

    I just realized that Sal’s pants, jacket, and riding gloves all match. She’s stylin’.

  33. niblik
    niblik
    December 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm | #

    Yea! More Sal!

  34. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 29, 2012 at 8:09 pm | #

    Technically you aren’t being transported unless she’s carrying you, Brit-boy.

  35. NF
    NF
    December 29, 2012 at 10:17 pm | #

    Hello Jason. Welcome to The Madhouse.

  36. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    December 30, 2012 at 1:26 am | #

    Silly Jason, it doesn’t count as ‘transported against your will’ unless you let your legs go limp and make her drag you. Maybe cling to a desk or lamppost or something, yell for security/police…

    Now, if she’d chosen a certain crushable /different/ part of you to grab onto and drag under threat of squeezing, you’d probably have no signficant choice. Then again, you wouldn’t be able to get past the first few syllables of saying that sentence out loud, either, reduced to just wailing mentally and making frantic eye-signals calling for help while her gaze was diverted.

    *looks at the panels again* …Hmm, now I’m curious. Did she let go of the front of his vest (theoretically giving him a chance to run for it), or did she do a grab-with-right-arm,-reposition-left-arm action-chain that sounds as though it would be nifty/amusing to watch?

    Either way, realistically speaking it’s just his pride anyway requiring that he put on a show of unwillingness, while actually he’d readily carry her around on all fours like a horsey if she willed it…

  37. Raibean
    Raibean
    December 30, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

    I just really want Joyce to use the phrase “No-no carrot” instead of “penis”. Just once.

  38. keyboardsmash
    keyboardsmash
    June 4, 2013 at 4:41 pm | #

    oh my god, sal and jason. i’d forgotten how much i ship it.

  39. B.D
    B.D
    March 21, 2015 at 2:29 am | #

    And with ” ‘ullo” I now hear his accent as Scouse. George Harrison, if you will.

  40. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 14, 2015 at 1:18 pm | #

    Nope, no one. Carry on, Sal.

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