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Strength

by David M Willis on November 5, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - To Those Who'd Ground Me
└ Tags: becky, joyce, ross

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 5, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    SHORYUKEN!

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      HADOUKEN!

      • TheBrigeedaRocks
        TheBrigeedaRocks
        November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        DAD-OUKEN

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

          DAD-TOE-KEN

          • saki
            saki
            November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

            DAD-TOE-CAN’T

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              November 5, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

              KAMEHAMEHA

              …wait.

              • Inkblot
                Inkblot
                November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

                Half of me says violence is wrong

                Other half says screw that, Ross is a dick (and has been violent enough) and this feels oh-so-very-cathartic

                • Meebo
                  Meebo
                  November 5, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

                  My opinion? In most situations, violence is not the answer.

                  A kidnapping in progress is not most situations.

                • Porthos9438
                  Porthos9438
                  November 5, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

                  Exactly! Violence is wrong. Ross is now finding out how his violent actions are catching up with him.

                • Potatamoto
                  Potatamoto
                  November 5, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

                  Violence is indeed the last refuge of the ignorant. The intelligent (and/or badass) use it right at the beginning.

                • Rowen Morland
                  Rowen Morland
                  November 5, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

                  Karma.

                • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  November 5, 2015 at 6:53 am | #

                  “Violence is never the answer”? Bollocks to that, Violence is the answer to the question “What does Ross deserve right now for attempting to fucking kidnap his own daughter?”

                  Also, Ross, God has apparently given you the strength to get knocked the fuck out by sweet little Joycy. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 😀

                • TheNinthShader
                  TheNinthShader
                  November 5, 2015 at 7:37 am | #

                  Wait a sec, ana wasnt first? ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

                • Oruncrest
                  Oruncrest
                  November 5, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

                  But seriously thou, “Violence is never the answer. Violence should be the question.”

                  {laughs as Joyce clobbers Toedad}

                  “The answer is Yes!”

                • Ghola
                  Ghola
                  November 5, 2015 at 9:52 am | #

                  Violence is always the answer.
                  It’s the best answer.
                  Want to remove a long lasting problem without lingering consequences? Violence!
                  Violence until the consequences are over!

                • Cody B
                  Cody B
                  November 5, 2015 at 11:07 am | #

                  Otoesan!

                • I Eat Cheese
                  I Eat Cheese
                  November 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

                  if violence is never the answer, then what is the answer to the question “what is never the answer?”

                  maybe it is violence

                • Ruby Droplets
                  Ruby Droplets
                  November 5, 2015 at 5:20 pm | #

                  DID YOU KNOW! “Violence is Wrong” is actual a misquote. The full quote is, “Violence is always wrong, but sometimes necessary.”

                • Trolldrool
                  Trolldrool
                  November 5, 2015 at 5:41 pm | #

                  Violence is wrong if there are other options. Unfortunately, there are always variables and not all of them allow us the time to explore other options. In this case, the main variable is Ross being unwilling to listen to anything except the dogmatic memories of his traditions, as well as showing that he’s willing to take extreme measures to enforce them.

                • Dallium
                  Dallium
                  November 5, 2015 at 6:12 pm | #

                  If brute force fails to solve any problem, it’s because you didn’t use enough.

                • Truk2
                  Truk2
                  April 22, 2016 at 9:22 am | #

                  The funny thing is very few people I’ve run into can adaquetely define what violence is. But most are willing to impose very absolutist ‘answers’ and restriction on how you respond to a situation.

                  I define violence as any application of force that comes with an inherent risk of harm. (not a quote. My own musings). Hence violence extends to emotional, physical, and even finanical actions.

                  An extention of this is that it’s not about ‘avoiding violence’, its about first deciding when it is ok to apply force, and also minimising harm. This means first being philosophically aware of your values, and then looking at the outcomes rather than the first immediate action (however good it may feel)

                  This is why Sal is right. Amazi-Girl is fun, but she is not a harm minimiser. She makes things likely to end badly. And also, why a strong violent first response can sometimes result in less harm than a drawn out less strong response.

              • Pierre-Eric
                Pierre-Eric
                November 5, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

                THEPIPESAREBROKEN

              • extremist343
                extremist343
                May 17, 2016 at 6:24 am | #

                May the force be with you!

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              November 5, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

              Looks like Toedad should have checked himself…

              • Betty Anne
                Betty Anne
                November 5, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

                Dangit, that was supposed to be a new comment, not a reply. :/

        • DarkMyste
          DarkMyste
          November 5, 2015 at 8:22 am | #

          becky-toe-dad-kin

          • DarkMyste
            DarkMyste
            November 5, 2015 at 8:25 am | #

            err joycehakdutoedad

      • Animedingo
        Animedingo
        November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        IDLIKESOMEPOUNDCAKE

        • Tandel
          Tandel
          November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

          So THAT’S what they’re saying!

        • TheNinthShader
          TheNinthShader
          November 5, 2015 at 7:39 am | #

          IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAACEE

      • evilmidnightlurker
        evilmidnightlurker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        HADOUHOU!*

        * Hadouken = Wave Motion Fist. Hadouhou = Wave Motion Gun.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          November 5, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

          What about Hatouhou?

          • evilmidnightlurker
            evilmidnightlurker
            November 5, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

            Wave Bullet Hell?

            • That Damn Rat
              That Damn Rat
              November 5, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

              Waves of girls in frilly hats is a more accurate translation I believe.

              • MortartarSaws
                MortartarSaws
                November 9, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

                I get that reference!

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            November 5, 2015 at 4:35 am | #

            Pigeon gun?

            • Resident SnipeFish
              Resident SnipeFish
              November 5, 2015 at 6:54 am | #

              Perfect gravatar for that comment.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              November 5, 2015 at 8:59 am | #

              Nope. Spider gun. Sal is jealous.

              • WolfLann
                WolfLann
                November 5, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

                Oh I’m sure Sal is falling in love right now.

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  November 5, 2015 at 2:08 pm | #

                  Sal?? Think about Becky!!

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                November 6, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

                But ‘spider’ is ‘gumo’ not ‘hato’.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 5, 2015 at 11:21 am | #

          Joyce is Derek Wildstar.

          And Wildstar just pulled the trigger on Toedad

          • evilmidnightlurker
            evilmidnightlurker
            November 5, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

            Exactly. 😀

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Joyce hit so hard she knocked the site a full minute out of its usual update timeframe

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 5, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

        Which is outstanding, but…how is Toedad standing up to begin with. Broken knees and all? Guess they weren’t.

        • horrorshow88
          horrorshow88
          November 5, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

          Adrenaline is a hell of a thing, and I’m betting he’s full of it.

          • Aeron
            Aeron
            November 5, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

            The rush of being rebuked by a girl, for another girl, chased by two girls while being reported on by the first girl, kicked by a one of the two girls, who was rescued by a girl, accompanied by yet another girl, who was trying to save the first girl, then finally being punched by the girl who came with the girl who rescued one of the two girls who was racing after the first girl.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              November 5, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

              So, grrl rush, then?

          • doubleW
            doubleW
            November 5, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

            Oh he’s full of it, all right

          • That guy
            That guy
            November 5, 2015 at 3:36 pm | #

            Well, I think we can all agree he’s full of it.

      • Jason
        Jason
        November 5, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

        Well, spoilers here (well wild guesses anyhow), but Joyce hit him so hard, she killed her own trauma and fear regarding strangers and date rape and such. 😉
        Oh, also, Joyce seems to be channeling It’sWalky Joyce lately, counterbalancing the bike during that catch, and now Falcon Punch? Inner Badass, unleashed!

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          November 5, 2015 at 7:37 am | #

          I think that if powerful punches killed trauma, Amazi-Girl would be doing a lot better emotionally…

        • Failed by the System
          Failed by the System
          November 5, 2015 at 4:24 pm | #

          Achievement Unlocked?

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Just plain JVT (Joyce Vs Toedad)

    • NoHeart6265
      NoHeart6265
      November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Next strip: C-C-C-COMBO!

      • lejwocky
        lejwocky
        November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

        DEADLY TRIANGLE BEAM

      • Strangeshapes
        Strangeshapes
        November 5, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

        Your gravatar makes this comment 28% better!

      • Porthos9438
        Porthos9438
        November 5, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

        Sal puts herbike tire on his face and revs the engine. 247 hit shredding combo!!

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          November 5, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

          ULTRAAAAA!!!

          • Dio
            Dio
            November 5, 2015 at 10:24 am | #

            GOD LIKE COMBO.

    • Ben
      Ben
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      I wish there were likes on here… so that I could give you one million of them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      How dare you. The shoryuken is a spinning uppercut and I will not have such a proud technique mocked in such a manner.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 5, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

        Hey, I know what I’m talking about. The Shoryuken was taught to Heihachi Mishima by the Lin Kuei master Captain Falcon. It’s the ultimate technique in Shaq Fu.

        After Mishima defeated the Skullgirl, he was declared King of Fighters, and founded the Novus Orbis Librarium to defend Urth from the vampire (and two time Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball champion) Demitri Maximoff.

        • IceMateria
          IceMateria
          November 5, 2015 at 4:51 am | #

          You forgot the part where Mishima was a Street Fighter, after training with the Virtua Fighter helmet given to him by the Super Smash Bros. Heihachi got one helluva Killer Instict when he had mastered the shoryuken because he began engaging in Motal Kombat. He later would meet his end by an unforseen Divekick. It did a million damage, and he had 100 health.

          • IceMateria
            IceMateria
            November 5, 2015 at 4:52 am | #

            *Killer Instinct

          • Dio
            Dio
            November 5, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

            Smash Brothers isn’t really a fighting game if you think about it.

            • Jupiterror
              Jupiterror
              November 5, 2015 at 10:50 am | #

              How is it not?

              • Dio
                Dio
                November 6, 2015 at 1:51 pm | #

                Because its not even a video game really.

                (its a joke from LPer’s, The Super Best Friends, to mess with people who take playing the game way to seriously.)

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      November 5, 2015 at 7:12 am | #

      I think you guys are looking for FALCON PUNCH!!!! Because she just showed her moves.

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      November 5, 2015 at 9:05 am | #

      You are an asshole kidnapper that looks like a toe BUT I AM A JOYCE!

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        November 5, 2015 at 11:24 am | #

        Someone is going to flash the Linkara signal on that one.

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 5, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    –FLY!

    The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It’s no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won’t. You have to have you attention suddenly distracted by something else when you’re halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it’s going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

    For instance, you might think instead about your face connecting with a strong right hook.

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      At first, I thought she’d hit him with a camo-colored piece of… something.

    • Carriethedragon
      Carriethedragon
      November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      To those who’d ground me, take a message back from me:
      Tell them how I am defying gravity
      I’m flying high, defying gravity

      (I think I just figured out who this chapter’s title is REALLY about.)

      • Benjamin Geiger
        Benjamin Geiger
        November 5, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

        … given Toedad’s motivations, “Wicked” is rather appropriate anyway…

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      I would have said Joyce grounded him.

    • A Scientist
      A Scientist
      November 5, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

      Don’t panic.

    • Idon'tcarenomore
      Idon'tcarenomore
      November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

      Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe reference. “There is no trick to flying, just aim at the ground….and miss’ Love that one.

      Toedad is not going to miss.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      November 5, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

      Wait, is that my bag?

    • Meebo
      Meebo
      November 5, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

      My favorite thing about that part is that “throw yourself at the ground and miss” is actually how orbits work.

      Also, got my towel.

    • Hehe... Llamas
      Hehe... Llamas
      November 5, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

      I give this post… a THUMBS UP

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        November 5, 2015 at 9:10 am | #

        Thumbs go up when toes go down

    • octochan
      octochan
      November 5, 2015 at 9:20 am | #

      I give this post… a TOES UP

  3. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    YES. GOOD.

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      EXCELLENT! EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN! MWAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Just A. Thinker
    Just A. Thinker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    You go, girl!

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      November 5, 2015 at 9:12 am | #

      “You hit like a girl” must be a compliment in the Dumbing of Age world

      Most dudes I know can’t uppercut a motherfucker that amazingly

      • Kintrex
        Kintrex
        November 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm | #

        It’s a common trope in movies and tv series that people who have never thrown a punch before will be able to do it really well when it actually matters.

        • egwenna
          egwenna
          November 5, 2015 at 7:31 pm | #

          Part of it comes from not knowing just how much your hand might hurt.

  5. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    GO, JOYCE!

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      *Waves DRAGONS chearleader pom-poms* RAH RAH RAH STUB THAT TOE LIKE HE DON’T KNOW RAH RAH RAH

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

        BIM BAM BEE! KICK ‘IM IN THE KNEE! BIM BAM BASS! KICK ‘IM IN THE OTHER KNEE!

        • TheNinthShader
          TheNinthShader
          November 5, 2015 at 7:46 am | #

          I was going to submit an obligatory IN THE FAAAAAAACE reply, but Ive already done that two times today… hmm JOYCE PUNCHED HIM FOR A NICKEL!

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      November 5, 2015 at 5:22 pm | #

      NOBODY messes with our Joycy’s family! NOBODY! 😀

  6. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Strength to what? You didn’t finish!

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Strength to turn the other cheek, of course. I mean, Joyce certainly turned his cheek. With her fist.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 5, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        And as a good Christian, she’s duty bound to turn the other one.

    • Moonshine McGee
      Moonshine McGee
      November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      strength to…weight ratio of a wet paper doll, it would seem.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        November 5, 2015 at 10:18 am | #

        Water is incompressible when it come to high speed impacts. It’s like diving off the golden gate bridge or getting towel snapped at the pool. Wet towels hurt more for a reason.

      • Benwhoski
        Benwhoski
        November 5, 2015 at 4:14 pm | #

        I think this is my favorite “finish that sentence” comment.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      The Strength to make any girl under the age of 19’s fist explode after punching me.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 5, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      The strength to get knocked the fuck down.

      • Smiling Cat
        Smiling Cat
        November 5, 2015 at 1:47 am | #

        In the hereafter, God, Aslan, and Dab are watching the fight on God’s big screen.

        Aslan says “give him some more strength, I want to see her knock him down again.”

        • fizzywafflezsuperstore
          fizzywafflezsuperstore
          November 5, 2015 at 8:09 am | #

          I don’t often use “lol” for it is often inaccurate.

          However, in this case, I really did lol.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 5, 2015 at 11:29 am | #

          You know, Wiz and Boomstick over at Death Battle could make a ton of folks happy by doing this as one of their matches.

    • maarvarq
      maarvarq
      November 5, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

      To be punched into the middle of next week?

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      November 5, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

      Joyce: “Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?”

  7. phi
    phi
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    YEEEEESSSS

    • Airyu
      Airyu
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s the most satisfying comic in the history of the airyu internet.

      • Airyu
        Airyu
        November 5, 2015 at 9:56 am | #

        I typed this on my phone and I don’t know why it put in a second “airyu” there (airyu is one of the words I added to my phone dictionary)

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Willis, you, sir, just won the internet. Unfortunately, we’ll have to reposes the internet in order to make up for all the times we’ve damned you.

  8. saki
    saki
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    You go Joyce! Man I can’t enough of all these characters kicking (Ross’s) ass! =D

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Also, the end of that sentence is definitely “bully teenagers into submission”.

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      The end of that sentence is probably “given me the strength to remain ignorant and oblivious to my own hypocrisy.”

      • saki
        saki
        November 5, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

        Or, like, “given me the strength to resist any and all contradicting opinions and facts”.

        • Just A. Thinker
          Just A. Thinker
          November 5, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

          That too

  9. m-m
    m-m
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    “FINISH HIM!”

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      NOOO! Becky still loves him!

      • Strangeshapes
        Strangeshapes
        November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

        Give him a Babality and home someone raises him better the next time.

        • Kiggy
          Kiggy
          November 5, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

          ^THIS^

          • TheNinthShader
            TheNinthShader
            November 5, 2015 at 7:47 am | #

            Fatality!

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm | #

          Babality is a physical change, not mental.

          ….Is it weird I know that?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        Hey, a brutal lecture would cut deeper than any Fatality if it got through his resolute denial of opposing viewpoints.

        • Commodore Jeep-Eep
          Commodore Jeep-Eep
          November 5, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

          He wouldn’t listen. Only thing for the likes of him is force.

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            November 5, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

            I know it’s a pretty big ‘if,’ but I think a Joyce wielding the wrath of God has a better chance than anything else.

            • AutobotDen
              AutobotDen
              November 5, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

              Not likely. Toedad’s a conservative “Christian” (I use that term EXTREMELY loosely, based on experience), and still thinks he’s in the right. He sees Joyce, Becky, and their gender as inferior, and even if Joyce was somehow able to put the fear of God into him, he’d still maintain that he was acting in his family’s best interests.

              • Deathstalker
                Deathstalker
                November 5, 2015 at 7:14 am | #

                You know, I get tired of this. It’s the No True Scotsman fallacy. A Christian did something bad, so they aren’t a Christian. Bullshit. They are a Christian, they have been up to that point. They don’t magically stop being.

                Most Christians might not act like that, but they are Christians. Christians have done FAR worse. Someone pointed out recently that Militant Islam very much resembles much of earlier Christianity. Nothing ISIS has done has not been done by Christians, and worse. Are you to say that those people were not Christians?

                Within just about any group of people there are good and bad people. The percentages may be higher in some groups, but I find that whole Christians are always good a bunch of crap.

                We had someone assassinated in my city, in a church by a Christian, for religious reasons. Much like Toedad here, and because of that, I’m not going to let someone claim even a stretch to call them Christian. If I look at the actions of Jesus in the bible, I’d have to start eliminating whole swaths of the Christians. You might as well compare Communists (Leninists, Stalinists, and Maoists for example) to Marx’s book. They hold up about as well.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 5, 2015 at 7:52 am | #

                  “Nothing ISIS has done has not been done by Christians, and worse. Are you to say that those people were not Christians?”

                  No, they were not, and ISIS were never Muslim.
                  Saying there’s something “magical” about that, is like saying that a person that removes all its clothes somehow magically stops being clothed.
                  It’s not magic, it’s removing the defining characteristics.

                • fizzywafflezsuperstore
                  fizzywafflezsuperstore
                  November 5, 2015 at 8:14 am | #

                  “Saying there’s something “magical” about that, is like saying that a person that removes all its clothes somehow magically stops being clothed.
                  It’s not magic, it’s removing the defining characteristics.”

                  -Mindlink, November 5, 2015 (7:52 AM)

                • The Biggest Tom
                  The Biggest Tom
                  November 5, 2015 at 9:36 am | #

                  The No True Scotsman is a fallacy ONLY when offered without proof. To use a less controversial example, I can declare that “A Christian believes Jesus is God’s son.” Well, as the Arian heresy demonstrates pretty clearly, there are some people who can call themselves Christian but believe things that are totally different.

                  It is therefore NOT a No True Scotsman to declare that “Christians” who don’t believe a minimum defined set of beliefs are not, in fact, True Christians.

                  In addition, the No True Scotsman only applies to practical examples. If I say that “No Christian should ignore the poor,” and you say “I saw a Christian ignoring the poor just the other day,” it is NOT fallacious to say “He should not have ignored the poor,” even though that’s exactly the same thing as saying “No TRUE Christian should ignore the poor.” The argument was made as an ideal to hold people to, and nobody knows better than Christians how easy it is to forget the more inconvenient teachings and beliefs like “Sell everything and help those in need” or “Love thy neighbor as thyself.” We get it. We’re flawed. Not every Christian is going to be able to do what is right all the time. However, we SHOULD be trying to help the poor, and we SHOULD be kind and understanding to others, and it’s definitely not a fallacy to say that we and those like us *ought* to do it in response to the accusation that we *haven’t been* doing it.

                • Reltzik
                  Reltzik
                  November 5, 2015 at 10:16 am | #

                  Look. Christianity is not a well-defined category. It isn’t even defined with a gray border-area, the way “clothed” versus “unclothed” might be.

                  Instead, it’s overly-defined. There’s thousands of DIFFERENT definitions floating around out there, distinct from and mutually-exclusive with each other in a bunch of subtly different ways, and no one definition is universally accepted as the “correct” one. For nearly every doctrinal or behavioral standard you might wish to apply, there’s going to be at least an entire denomination of identifying Christians that fall outside of that.

                • Random832
                  Random832
                  November 5, 2015 at 2:33 pm | #

                  The No True Scotsman thing also isn’t a fallacy when applied to matters of (arguable) definition. There’s a reason you see it cited as “No True Scotsman puts sugar on porridge” and not “No True Scotsman lacks both Scottish ancestry and British citizenship”.

                  For a religion, it’s not inherrently fallacious to assert that some doctrinal matter is part of the definition, and therefore that people who claim to be Christians without meeting that definition are heretics.

              • NotPiffany
                NotPiffany
                November 5, 2015 at 8:15 am | #

                I imagine when the cops show up, he’ll start “justifying” his behavior to them, expecting them to back him up.

                • NichFlamel
                  NichFlamel
                  November 5, 2015 at 1:27 pm | #

                  I certainly hope so – preferably, he get’s maced/tazed when going for his gun, as being unconscious when they arrive won’t be as satisfying

              • EgalitarianIam
                EgalitarianIam
                November 5, 2015 at 2:37 pm | #

                I have to disagree the first three crusades for instance were defensive wars, actually studied the subject. People do horriable/evil things and think they are justified because of ideology/belief

  10. chefhoag
    chefhoag
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      You’ve just got to love Becky’s smile when she sees Joyce…

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

        Her look of consternation is less pleasant.

  11. CaptainBatson
    CaptainBatson
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m gettin’ SEMME flashbacks.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I was just thinking that Joyce was channeling her Alternate Universe Self. She is, after all, wearing the same outfit.

      Amazed that Ross could even walk.

      You go girl! Show him your Righteous Right Hook.

      • Just A. Thinker
        Just A. Thinker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        Somehow, BOTH Roth and Joyce are channeling the Power of Righteous Fury!

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 5, 2015 at 11:31 am | #

          Next strip Joyce goes flame red as she channels Bruning Justice!

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        November 5, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

        I’m increasingly wondering if Willis has tired of ‘everyday college life’ and has decided to turn this into the ‘How the Gang Got Together’ story of the Justice League Bloomington!

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 5, 2015 at 11:36 am | #

          If so I’m guessing it’ll rotate between adventures that deserved to be on JLU and shennangians worthy of the Justice League Antartica

          • BenRG
            BenRG
            November 5, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

            I’m glad that I’m not the only one who remembers the JLAnt 😀

    • GhostWriterL
      GhostWriterL
      November 5, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

      None are needed. This is the guy that pulled a gun out on her and kidnapped her best friend for something she’s come to realize isn’t evil, and that the only evil that exists in regards to it is the people who use God as an excuse to be abusive and violent.

      She’s probably also going to take out some of that anger she has towards Ryan on him as well, but Ross has literally done nothing but make himself worthy of being that punching bag.

      Still too bad that he’s not a toe-shaped splatter underneath a semi’s tire, but this is quite cathartic.

  12. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Okay. Even with all that has happened, I will still admit I did not see that coming.

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      Are you kidding? Slice of life comics always go like that! First, a character shows up on campus and turns out to be a lesbian. Then, the character comes out of the closet so hard she nukes it from orbit. Then she gets a girlfriend. The her dad shows up with a gun and kidnaps her. Then the lesbian’s friend completes their own transition to BADASS. Then she’s partially saved by a superhero, then the superhero is saved by the superhero’s arch-nemesis, then the lesbian’s friend punches the lesbian’s dad. SOOOO cliche. (Seriously, though – Willis is great at writing plots!)

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 5, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        Wow! I’d read that!

        • JoyceParty
          JoyceParty
          November 5, 2015 at 5:33 am | #

          You did.

          • merbrat
            merbrat
            November 5, 2015 at 8:40 am | #

            (was bein’ silly)

  13. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Yeeeeees that’s what I hoped for !

  14. Just A. Thinker
    Just A. Thinker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    The father got over there quickly, given the apparent state of his knees.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      There’s motion lines on his leg. I think he was able to stand up, but not by much and so was on wobbly legs when trying to assert his “authority”.

      • Just A. Thinker
        Just A. Thinker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

        Thanks for pointing that out – I didn’t see that

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      November 5, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      A lot of people have made comments about his knees being broken or otherwise mangled, but to be honest I don`t think we have enough evidence to say how damaged they were.

      Everything seems to be based on the strip which showed some red on his legs and torn pants. But, that could also simply be due to relatively minor scraping. We never saw exactly what happened to his knees, and it looked like he was sitting on the curbside in the last strip; if his knees were broken, I doubt he would have been in that position.

  15. Burgerking
    Burgerking
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Blammo!

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      More like “NNNNVVVMMMMKRCRLBRPFVOOOOOOOOOOOM!”

  16. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    SUPER-JOYCE

  17. Lia47
    Lia47
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    eventually he’ll learn to just stay down

    • evilmidnightlurker
      evilmidnightlurker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      that day is probably not this day

    • Alan Lafond
      Alan Lafond
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      Stay down?

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Honestly, though, I just hope that he can feel guilt for his actions, and that he can come to an understanding of why he’s done is wrong, and that one day he apologizes to a tearful Becky in a strip that has ALL the feels, and that they hug, and that all the readers want to cry.

      • Someone
        Someone
        November 5, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        After being a recurring villain for a while, he finally comes around in time to
        sacrifice himself to stop a more dangerous villain. He will die in Becky’s arms.

        • random832
          random832
          November 5, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

          This is going to be one hell of a freshman year.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 5, 2015 at 3:32 pm | #

            Yes.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 5, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

        From what we’ve seen of him, I don’t know if Ross can objectively look at his situation. The extreme version of “family values” and concept of absolute patriarchal authority are too deeply ingrained in his idea of what a family should be. He thinks anything less than the ‘perfect’ Leave it to Beaver nuclear family structure is unacceptable, and what doesn’t fit into it must be wrong in some way, because it doesn’t fit.

        Through this entire episode he hasn’t acted in the best interest of Becky as a person; he has only worried about losing his “perfect daughter”. He doesn’t understand what Becky is figuring out about herself, and there’s no predefined place in the template for New Becky, therefore “she is corrupt and must be restored to her proper place”. In his eyes this will save the family he’s supposed to have.

        Then again who knows, maybe he wasn’t as extreme in the past but doubled down on his ‘ideal family’ notions after his wife died. Or maybe he just really wants grandchildren.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 5, 2015 at 8:02 am | #

          “He thinks anything less than the ‘perfect’ Leave it to Beaver nuclear family structure is unacceptable, and what doesn’t fit into it must be wrong in some way, because it doesn’t fit.”

          This so true! Sometimes I wonder if sit-coms have actually done much more harm to families than any fundamentalist version of religion have ever done.
          My own parents, while they have learned and changed a lot after I grew up, were VERY much into this perfect nuclear sit-com family equals normal/standard/right, and anything that derivated too much from that was bad/dangerous/crazy. And they were strict atheists! They tolerated me having friends that didn’t fit that standard, and they had their own friends like that, but that again fits with the sit-com standard where there’s always one or two “wacky” friends, or neighbours, that the core family can laugh at but not BE themselves.
          Fortunately, one of those sit-coms were the Addams Family, so I was allowed a certain amount of freedom, but as I look back at it now, it was definitively a syndicated sit-com-family I grew up with.

  18. sistasweetpea
    sistasweetpea
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    DAMNN!!!!

    • sistasweetpea
      sistasweetpea
      November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      That was great!

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      DAAAAAAYYYYUMMMNNN

  19. CriticalQuit
    CriticalQuit
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Looks like Joyce has a lot more strength!

  20. Ian
    Ian
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    *whistles*That’s gonna sting

    • Just A. Thinker
      Just A. Thinker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      His heads gonna ring;
      And the ol’ internet in goin’ to sing
      Of Joyce’s Fists of Fury.

  21. Cooper
    Cooper
    November 5, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    FAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOON

    • Hammmmm
      Hammmmm
      November 5, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      PUUUUUUUNNNCH

      • Just A. Thinker
        Just A. Thinker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

        *Explosion sound effects*

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          November 5, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

          Joyce fights for her FRIENDS!!

  22. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    *plays John Lennon’s “Instant Karma(‘s Gonna Get You)” on a beatbox off panel*

  23. rezby
    rezby
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  24. Porto
    Porto
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    He gave you the strength to get FUCKING DECKED.

    Get out, toedad.

  25. evilmidnightlurker
    evilmidnightlurker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    DAWN CASTE. Essence Fever.

    • evilmidnightlurker
      evilmidnightlurker
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      (seriously someone needs to photoshop the sunburst caste mark on Joyce’s forehead)

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 3:17 am | #

        Hope you like MS Paint.

        • evilmidnightlurker
          evilmidnightlurker
          November 5, 2015 at 11:14 am | #

          Thanks! 😀

          • evilmidnightlurker
            evilmidnightlurker
            November 5, 2015 at 2:47 pm | #

            Cool Exalt name, too. No Moon Dina = Seven Raptors Clever?

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              November 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm | #

              I’m not familiar with Lunar naming conventions; I’ve been avoiding fully immersing myself in the Realm in case I get a chance to play someday so I can learn as my character does.

              • evilmidnightlurker
                evilmidnightlurker
                November 5, 2015 at 9:19 pm | #

                There’s a canonical Lunar named Seven Devils Clever; that brought “clever girl” to mind and here we are.

    • sun tzu
      sun tzu
      November 5, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      And here Joyce always thought she was a Zenith. XD

      • evilmidnightlurker
        evilmidnightlurker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        Either way it’s particularly amusing given that the Unconquered Sun is strongly hinted to be old-World-of-Darkness’s Lucifer. 😀

  26. Glitchmebaby
    Glitchmebaby
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    I HAVE WAITED SO LONG TO SEE HIM GET CLOBBERED

  27. Jake
    Jake
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    perfect name for the strip

  28. Lordikaroz91
    Lordikaroz91
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

  29. Snugglebutts
    Snugglebutts
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    That last panel is one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever seen!

  30. John
    John
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Sorry, butthole dad, I don’t think you’re the one God is giving strength to here.

    Just count yourself lucky she didn’t use a glass.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 5, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

      And that Sarah was unavailable.

  31. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    falcon pawnch

  32. Kaara
    Kaara
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    …take a punch?

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      November 5, 2015 at 4:26 pm | #

      No… leave a punch.

  33. Storm
    Storm
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    OHHHHHHHH SHITTTTT!!!!

  34. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    I think Joyce may be ever so slightly done with his fucking bullshit. Maybe.

    • NoHeart6265
      NoHeart6265
      November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      As we all are.

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      November 5, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Understatement FTW!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 5, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

      Joyce would like to register a counterpoint to his argument.

      And since he made HIS argument with a gun, her response is fitting.

  35. Irune
    Irune
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    kablam

  36. Bio D
    Bio D
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    GOD HAS GIVEN YOU A GLASS JAW, MOTHERFRICKER!

  37. a4lbi
    a4lbi
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    God has given him the strength to get knocked the fuck out!

  38. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Actually, this reminds me of the time my first wife decked me. One hell of an uppercut that started around her knees, and took me a couple of inches off the ground.

    Guys, never make fun of your wives.

    • Lapin
      Lapin
      November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Assuming there was a legit reason behind this, why exactly did this happen? /curiousity

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 5, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      Jesus Fucking Christ what the hell warranted that?

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

        I can think of exactly one thing–trash-talk during some sort of consensual bout in a gym ring. Otherwise… yeesh.

        • AutobotDen
          AutobotDen
          November 5, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

          Same thing. Or during Tae Kwon Do or some similar martial art sparring.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 3:28 am | #

        It isn’t always warranted. People can be touchy.
        My dad still has a dent in his skull from my mother smacking him in the head with an encyclopedia because she mistakenly thought he wasn’t paying attention while she was talking, and she’s threatened to call the police on me for “assaulting” her for so much as blocking swings or twisting her fingers off of my throat.
        …In retrospect, that makes my tastes in women vaguely Oedipal. Ugh.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 5, 2015 at 7:12 am | #

          Good god, that’s terrible.

      • David Alexander McDonald
        David Alexander McDonald
        November 6, 2015 at 3:56 am | #

        Short form: argument that turned funny, led to me teasing her in a way to make her mad, followed by my mocking her as a short-arse who didn’t know how to punch.

        She didn’t. And still decked me anyway. It was deserved, in my opinion…and was funny as hell to me, despite the sore jaw. I’ve been on the receiving end of female wrath in much more serious circumstances (including a run-in with a bipolar drunk who left me with three fingernail slashes down one cheek — I was the lucky one; she glassed another bloke. Wife of a pub owner in Rathkeale, Ireland, out for an evening’s riot in somebody else’s pub.)

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      Hahaha I can make fun of my wife all I want, because I’m positive she’ll never exist.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        November 5, 2015 at 10:52 am | #

        (second hand observation from real-life tm)
        Ha, you knew that I was an (select one = idiot-geek-horriblepunster-oblivious-absentminded-nogoodatrememebringdates) and you married me anyways.

  39. Molto
    Molto
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Not toeday, Ross.

    Not toeday.

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      *slowly laughs herself into hyperventliation*

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 5, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      Here, have an Internet.

  40. Cypherfox
    Cypherfox
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh yeah! WHO’S been given the strength, Toeboy?

  41. Just A. Thinker
    Just A. Thinker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Next up, in Dumbing of Age: Joyce Brown & her Righteous Fists of Fury vs Toe Dad & his Righteous Fists of Fury (and possibly a gun too)

    • Victor Riley
      Victor Riley
      November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      I think the gun is on the side of the highway about a quarter mile back.

      • Just A. Thinker
        Just A. Thinker
        November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Good point – at this point, they outnumber Toe Dad, so hopefully he’ll realize his disadvantage and the situation won’t continue escalating.

        • saki
          saki
          November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

          He’s up against four girls. I doubt they scare him, though they should.

          • John
            John
            November 5, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

            Yeah, for serious. Of the three girls Becky’s got for backup here, one of them smashed a glass in the face of the last guy to fuck with her, one of them held up a convenience store with a knife, and the last beat her own father senseless last weekend and stabbed the aforementioned convenience store robber with her own knife.

            Don’t fuck with third floor Clark Wing. They will cut you.

            • Flipz
              Flipz
              November 5, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

              Quite literally, in fact.

            • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
              DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
              November 5, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

              And that last one’s father who was beaten senseless was both over five foot two and an actual mob associate. This might be little Rossie’s first time doing anything the police could take him in for on the spot if they saw. I’d both leave that gun where it is and stick to words if I were him.

            • Fred
              Fred
              November 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm | #

              And the former convenience store robber is going to be the voice of reason here!

  42. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    The Lord has delivered him unto his enemies. Also, I told you the SEMME training had kicked in.

    • John
      John
      November 5, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      The problem with that theory is that I’m pretty sure “SEMME training” is an oxymoron.

  43. Jonathan S.
    Jonathan S.
    November 5, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Sorry, Toedad, looks like God’s given that strength to Joyce now.

  44. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    I hope Joyce hasn’t hurt her hand.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Someone’s toe got hurt.

    • Lapin
      Lapin
      November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Looks like she went for the jaw. Good place to hit overall, because I think it’s like…ten pounds of pressure to the jaw will incapacitate a person? Not so good for your own knuckles. This sort of hit would probably not only split her knuckles, but bruise them, especially since she likely hasn’t been trained in that way to toughen them up. Worst case, a boxer’s break or a dislocated knuckle. Either way, she’ll heal up alright, and Toedad will still have been knocked flat on his ass by a five-foot-nothing, Twilight-loving, sweater-wearing, piece of fluff like Joyce.

      Which probably goes to show that there is a God in DOA universe.

      • Ace
        Ace
        November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Joyce can’t watch Twilight. It revolves around Edward and doesn’t admit to the presence of a God Almighty.

        Otherwise your perfectly right.

        • Someone
          Someone
          November 5, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

          She said twilight was her favorite movie!

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/movies/

        • Lapin
          Lapin
          November 5, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

          If you go allllllllllllllll the way back to when it showed Joyce and everyone in their gender studies class (now years ago in our time), we see that Joyce has read/watched/enjoyed Twilight at some point. Leslie was saying something about Twilight actually passed the Bechdel Test and Joyce was being smug. I have seen it touted as an “acceptable” book in the fantasy genre for her flavor of Christian before, because of the whole “Bella and Edward waiting until they’re married, gender roles, etc”.

          Hopefully, she grows out of thinking that’s an example of a healthy relationship.

          Seriously though, even if she gets a full boxer’s break (which hurts like a mofo), totally worth it.

          • Flipz
            Flipz
            November 5, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

            Can confirm that being the angle it was presented to me by my superconservative family. If Willis ever shows Joyce try to explain that “Twilight is actually secretly about abstinence” angle to her friends the way I did, though, we will have Gravatars for DAYS. xD

            • saki
              saki
              November 5, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

              I would love to see Joyce’s faces as someone (Dorothy maybe?) explains to her how Twilight is actually about romanticising stalkers and abusive relationships.

              • merbrat
                merbrat
                November 5, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

                Joyce: But…but, in the movie– Edwards parents have that wall full of crosses! So, that means… something, riiiight?

              • Lapin
                Lapin
                November 5, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

                Eh. I feel like Dorothy would just be too…delicate. Sarah or Billie, or even Dina, would probably be able to explain it in much clearer terms, because Sarah and Billie would just be legit, “He sneaked into her room and watched her sleep, are you fucking kidding me?” whereas Dina would list off the checklist of an abusive relationship, where Edward pretttty much ticks all the boxes, in a very logical way.

                Dorothy is great, but she would try to spare Joyce’s feelings. Sarah and Billie would have no such qualms, both out of fear Joyce would walk right into that sort of relationship and see it as romantic. (That is to say, Billie is a bit self-centered and ridiculous, but if anyone put their hands on Joyce [or any girl] that way, they’d be picking up their teeth after she found out)

                • Kamino Neko
                  Kamino Neko
                  November 5, 2015 at 4:41 am | #

                  Have you forgotten the nature of Billie’s own relationship? Edward and Bella ain’t got nothing on her and Ruth.

                • saki
                  saki
                  November 5, 2015 at 7:47 pm | #

                  Hm, good point.

              • Steampunkette
                Steampunkette
                November 5, 2015 at 5:38 am | #

                Twilight isn’t about abusive relationships. They’re in it, but that’s not what it’s about.

                Twilight is about Stephanie Meyer lying to her romantic partner that saving the chat logs from all the Yahoo chat rooms she RPed in was book research in a collaborative writing set up instead of being cybersex and melodramatic online relationships she had when she was 16.

                • Bantha
                  Bantha
                  November 5, 2015 at 10:28 am | #

                  ^^^^ That…and Stephanie Meyer displaying her utter lack of understanding of the traditional fictional concept of Vampires. Sparkle in the sunlight…really? I like the alternate ending: Buffy stakes Edward. The end.

                • saki
                  saki
                  November 5, 2015 at 7:46 pm | #

                  I’ll agree it’s about both those things.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 5, 2015 at 5:30 am | #

          Er, Twilight’s got an almighty god – vampirehood is basically becoming a mormon.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 5, 2015 at 2:56 pm | #

        The way she formed a fist, she likely broke her thumb.

        • Lapin
          Lapin
          November 6, 2015 at 1:52 am | #

          You’d be surprised at how durable your thumb really is. Yes, in all likelihood, she has busted it somehow, but I’ve seen people walk away with “mere” heavy bruising and a lot of swelling. And when I say mere, I actually mean “Are you sure it’s not broken?” “X-ray says it isn’t.”

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah, I figure the next panel will be Joyce clutching her hand saying, “Goddamn that hurt.” In this universe, she’s not used to punching out people and of course she doesn’t … never mind, the rest of the sentence would be spoiler material.

      • Lapin
        Lapin
        November 5, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        At this point her adrenaline is pumping so hard she might /not/ actually feel it for awhile.

      • John
        John
        November 5, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

        Nothing can hurt Joyce anymore.

        • Lapin
          Lapin
          November 5, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

          Ehh, in my experience, once the adrenaline has worn off, stuff like this actually hurts way worse, because you didn’t remember to ice it/take painkillers. Not to mention the pain she’s going to be feeling from the Epic Amazigirl Catch that definitely jolted the bike (which was moving at a very high speed). Joyce is going to be sore everywhere tomorrow morning.

          • TheNinthShader
            TheNinthShader
            November 5, 2015 at 7:42 am | #

            Twist, joyce is secretly a cyborg. It all makes sense.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 5, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

        But it hurts so good……

    • TheLurkerAbove
      TheLurkerAbove
      November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      Probably has, people who aren’t trained to fight inevitably bruise or even crack a few bones the first time they actually punch someone. The hand is actually pretty fragile, given its complicated construction and all that.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 5, 2015 at 7:25 am | #

        What I find fascinating is recent studies that seem to show that we evolved the ability to both throw and take punches fairly early, like around a million years or so ago. Other apes can’t even form proper fists, but our hands, while also being way more dexterous than those of other primates, also can form fists and when we hit something (with our wrists straight, so properly), the bones in the back of our hands actually flex slightly, transferring the force of the blow to our arm bones, which of course are much larger and tougher and more able to absorb it.

        The really fascinating part is that right around the time we started being able to actually throw punches, our faces also started to become more buttressed and better able to take a hit. And although even the average woman’s face is more reinforced and better able to take a hit than those of even male great apes, human males’ faces are more reinforced than females, and the extra reinforcing is in places in the facial structure that show gender-based morphology.

        So we’ve been evolving to throw and (especially guys) take punches for, like, a million years or so. We are way, way, way better at it than other primates, even though they have more muscle strength.

        Fascinating!

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 5, 2015 at 7:26 am | #

          –Joyce will never be the one to say it, but, “Here! Have a million years of evolution to the face, asshole!”

  45. Stormrunner
    Stormrunner
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    God gave someone strength, and it wasn’t Ross.

  46. Enigma
    Enigma
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Kaara
    Kaara
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    ..take a punch?

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 5, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

      Obviously not, no.

      • TheNinthShader
        TheNinthShader
        November 5, 2015 at 7:43 am | #

        IN THE FAAAAAAAACEE

  48. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Where’s your God-given strength now Ross, huh?

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      November 5, 2015 at 10:52 am | #

      It’s is in Joyce. You can see it in those angry deep arctic ice blue eyes. So cold.

  49. Marie
    Marie
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    YASS

  50. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    God gave Joyce a mean right hook! 😉

  51. Buttlerman
    Buttlerman
    November 5, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Good things from this: We get to see Toedad hurt, we get to see Joyce punch an asshole, Becky will probably stay, and people will be happy.
    BAd things that’ll probably come: Becky’s relationship is probably going to be weird…

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Sooooo, amazing first date. Sorry about my dad nearly murdering you in the treeline. Also, my attraction to Joyce may have peaked through the roof after she decked him in front of me. Anyways, you still up for Date Night Number 2?

    • AeromechanicalAce
      AeromechanicalAce
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Why? I’m sure at this point, becky would 100% agree he had that coming.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      You forgot how this is gunna touch off crazy drama back at Becky’s folks.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

        Joyce’s folks. Fuck, I’m getting dozy.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 5, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

          Her folks find out and try to pull her out of college or threaten to cut off the money if she doesn’t quit because ‘the people there are corrupting her’

          • Commodore Jeep-Eep
            Commodore Jeep-Eep
            November 5, 2015 at 4:21 pm | #

            Quite probable.

  52. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Toedad I think there was a miscommunication on who God gave the Superman strength here.

  53. Lapin
    Lapin
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Never underestimate the strength contained in a short person when they’re angry.

    • HelpIveFallen
      HelpIveFallen
      November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Though she is but little, she is fierce!

    • Jason
      Jason
      November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Amazi-Girl to Joyce, days ago: “I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. It’s called a low center of gravity….”

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm | #

      TINY THUNDER!

  54. MightionNY
    MightionNY
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    -First Attack!
    2000 pts.

  55. Mada
    Mada
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    The only strength God has given Ross is the strength to stand after apparently getting his legs mangled like that.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 3:36 am | #

      They’re only a little sliced up. They bled plenty, but it’s already congealing – the shrapnel still stuck there probably helps stem the flow a little.
      There might be worse damage we don’t see, like fractures, but I wouldn’t call them mangled. Though if it were ground up, he wouldn’t be the first terrible dad in webcomics to lose a limb after his own stupidity got it torn to shreds.

      • TheNinthShader
        TheNinthShader
        November 5, 2015 at 7:44 am | #

        Please link one of those comics, I need to see more idiot gore.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          November 5, 2015 at 5:51 pm | #

          Just off the top of my head. I’ll rack my brains for more later, but we’ll probably have a new page before then.

  56. Brigid Keely
    Brigid Keely
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Can Becky’s dad be charged with attempted kidnapping/abduction (or… actual, I guess, bc he forced her into the car w/a gun even if they didn’t get too far)? Is she a legal adult? What are her rights, and which of them has he violated? IDK if this has been touched on in previous comments, sorry. & I know this isn’t a super realistic strip that’s going to get bogged down in legal details. But I’m really curious as to what recourse Becky has, especially since she’s probably 18 and thus a legal adult.

    • Mada
      Mada
      November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Becky is an adult, so it’s not like she can be forced to go with him.

      Besides, he did sort of kidnap her at gunpoint.

      I dunno, someone else can probably explain it in more detail than I can.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      She is 18, so yes. Although people will probably answer you here anyway, you might want to ctrl+F kidnapping on the last bunch of strips because people have gone into detail on a lot of ways to interpret it.

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      Even without the kidnapping charges, Toedad’ll be in a lot of trouble after waving a gun around and firing it on a university campus.

    • dixiesaurer
      dixiesaurer
      November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      she is a legal adult and this is abduction. but even if she were under 18 there are a lot of states that allow teenagers to separate themselves from their family and more out at 16. and theres plenty of precidents for saying a parent can abduct their own child from another parent / guardian. taking her from any current living arrangements could probably bea argued pretty easily. the tricky part is that shes not living at the school / with her friends legally but squatting. the school might make that argument a little more complicated?
      even if he didnt get brought up on kidnapping though this is a pretty clear case of abuse and reckless endangerment at the least. like even ignoring all the gun and death threat shit, just this business of leaning out of a car at high speeds on a busy highway ought to be enough to get her out of his custody

      • espanolbot
        espanolbot
        November 5, 2015 at 4:26 am | #

        Leaning out of a moving car with a loaded gun, no less.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 5, 2015 at 7:33 am | #

          Completely relinquishing control of the car on a busy highway to lean out the window with a loaded gun, so apparently with intent to commit murder (especially after that “send them to Hell” comment that 911 would have recorded) is going to get him into a shit-load of trouble right there, even without not only waving around, but actually firing off a rifle on campus. I mean, bad enough when he’s the passenger, but he was the driver.

          He out-and-out assaulted Dina; he out-and-out kidnapped a legal adult at gunpoint; he fired a gun in public; he relinquished control of a vehicle to apparently attempt to murder a would-be rescuer–they are going to throw the book at him. I imagine that at this point, they will also hit him with multiple charges of running stop signs, because they will want to hit this asshole with eeeeeverything. And that’s assuming he survives the cops showing up in about three, two, one…

          • TamiDOA
            TamiDOA
            November 5, 2015 at 10:29 am | #

            But the charge he really needs to worry about is driving without a seat belt.

          • John
            John
            November 5, 2015 at 6:42 pm | #

            He assaulted not just Dina, but, at minimum, Becky, Joyce, and Amber as well, and if I were charging him, I’d probably throw in Sayid and everyone else at the fountain, too. Might not stick, but it’s worth a shot.

            Also battery against Dina. And depending on what happened after we cut away from the woods, there might be other charges. We know from preview panels that she’s not seriously injured, but we still haven’t ruled out her being duct taped in the trunk or in the woods, which would be unlawful restraint and maybe another kidnapping charge.

            Bringing the gun onto IU campus is not actually against the law, just IU rules, but might turn his being there into criminal trespass.

            And I don’t even know how you’d charge the climbing out the window of a moving vehicle that he was supposed to be driving jackassery, but if I were trying him, I’d be trying to figure out a way to give him the death penalty just for that just on general principles. “Being too stupid to live, seriously, how has this guy not just forgotten to breathe” is not actually a crime, however.

    • John
      John
      November 5, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      Butthole dad has committed a whole pile of felonies, and should be going to prison for years and years now.

  57. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Despite rumors to the contrary, violence solves LOTS of things.

    • miados
      miados
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      yes….. yes it can. it is sad it can/has to sometimes but it can solve problems. I think it got touched on pretty well in another webcomic i like (perm hiatus sadly) called better days.

      • Mother fudging batman
        Mother fudging batman
        November 5, 2015 at 3:36 am | #

        it has a sequel.

      • evilmidnightlurker
        evilmidnightlurker
        November 5, 2015 at 11:18 am | #

        “Oh balls.”

    • Ars Linguistica
      Ars Linguistica
      November 5, 2015 at 2:09 am | #

      As Einstein said, “Violence sometimes may have cleared away obstructions quickly, but it never has proved itself creative.” ToeHole is a serious obstruction, and needs to be cleared fast. Becky has other problems (longer-term housing, food, etc.) and violence won’t solve any of them. Like most issues in the world, those will need creative solutions involving support from the people around her.

      (In other words, that’s how a practicing Quaker juggles general pacifism with the obvious YOU GO JOYCE! reaction here.)

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 3:40 am | #

      “Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst.”
      I need to read that book. The movie’s fun, but doesn’t really go into the meaningful parts.

      • Bantha
        Bantha
        November 5, 2015 at 10:37 am | #

        Ahhhh. Starship Troopers. Good times.

      • Ross
        Ross
        November 5, 2015 at 11:31 am | #

        THERE’S A MOVIE?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!?

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 5, 2015 at 3:00 pm | #

          Because it, and the sequels, are aweful. Stick to the book.

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          November 5, 2015 at 4:31 pm | #

          Because it’s like The Never Ending Story, the movie is okay, not great, but the sequels get worse and worse.

  58. Mr.J
    Mr.J
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    JOYCE SMASH!!!!

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      November 5, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

      This comment was inevitable, and I appreciate that.

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 5, 2015 at 8:00 am | #

      ROSS SCREAM!

  59. Bladeglory
    Bladeglory
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    In a surprise twist of fate, Joyce is the most horribly injured (excluding Toedad) because she doesn’t know how to punch properly and fractured her hand on his jaw. It is her that we follow to the hospital and nobody else.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Nah, the punch threw ToeDad on the road and he got hit by a car.

      • Flipz
        Flipz
        November 5, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

        Naw, man, the semi totally turned around to make sure everyone was okay, and ToeDad gets hit by that truck.

  60. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    I wonder if Sal will get Amazi-girl to “safety” before authorities arrives.
    I’m not sure she’d have a reason to.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 5, 2015 at 3:11 am | #

      She does, the biggest and most important motivator that she’s got: She hates the authorities and, no matter how much she despises Amazi-Girl, she despises them more.

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 5, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

        Plus, I don’t think Sal is maliciously against her. She thinks she’s dumb, but I doubt she thinks she should be ‘punished’ beyond the direct consequences (injury, seeing she failed).

        • Steve
          Steve
          November 5, 2015 at 6:33 am | #

          Amazi-Girl failed? She went over the top but Sal didn’t have any options other than follow and alert police if she wasn’t going to go where Amazi-Girl did…

          • Marie
            Marie
            November 5, 2015 at 8:57 pm | #

            I don’t think she failed, but I think finding out she fell off, passed out, and left Joyce and Sal (innocent and nemesis) to solve the situation will count as failure to her, and I imagine Sal agrees, if not for the same reasons (based on yesterday).

  61. Spidergirl
    Spidergirl
    November 5, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    I think the end of that sentence is “to get my damn face smashed in.”

  62. brumagem
    brumagem
    November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Nice good punching stance from Joyce there. She’s got her fist with the inside facing up, not toward her as some novices might do. Only mistake is she’s about to fall over for lifting her foot up during the follow through.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

      She looked it up on the Internet.

  63. I Eat Cheese
    I Eat Cheese
    November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    BIFF

  64. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    *heart eyes emoji*

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      ♡ω♡

  65. LuniasM
    LuniasM
    November 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    She probably just punched him in the face. Don’t be surprised if she just broke her hand or something.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      especially since she had the whole momentum from running toward Becky.

  66. evilmidnightlurker
    evilmidnightlurker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    “Refunneled?”

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 5, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

      Y’know, God gave strength that was originally going to Toedad and funneled it to Joyce instead.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 5, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

        Oh !

  67. maxh
    maxh
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Apparently god has given you the strength to die of waif-fu.

  68. Shiro
    Shiro
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Sure, now that the gun’s history and he’s donating blood to the pavement, NOW he’s all ready to do the talky thing.

    Pity for him that Joyce is all done talking.

  69. MightionNY
    MightionNY
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    (Would it be nitpicky to point out Becky is on the wrong side of Joyce in the last panel?)

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      must’ve punched so hard she did a 180

    • TheGrammarLegionary
      TheGrammarLegionary
      November 5, 2015 at 1:06 pm | #

      Looking at all the comments about how little Joyce has knocked big Ross flying, I’m interpreting this as Ross having some momentum coming for Joyce and she sidestepped as she punched.

  70. Rani
    Rani
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    And with a well timed punch and Toedad’s glass jaw, the Indiana Holy War came to a close.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

      You serious? With the shitstorm this will bring from Joyce’s folks and with her sister about to emerge from the closet… the show’s only starting.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 5, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

        So it’s more like “the punch heard around the Bible Belt”.

  71. Sluthy
    Sluthy
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    “And it comes to all in time, boys. For on the day they died, boys, God…was on the other side, boys.”

  72. Andrusi
    Andrusi
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    That last panel looks like the toenail has broken off. Ow.

  73. miados
    miados
    November 5, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    i hope she doesn’t apologize or say it was wrong at any point in the future because of family pressure.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      “I’m sorry… SORRY YOU’RE AN ASSTOE” snapsnapsnap

      • Fran
        Fran
        November 5, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

        Hahahaha! +1 xD

  74. 0kami
    0kami
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Go Joyce! Stub that toe!

  75. Someone
    Someone
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    She got so pissed she temporarily fazed dimensions together giving her the strength of walkyverse Joyce

  76. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    I dunno man. God must be giving him strength because I was very sure that his legs were fucked up.

    • syd
      syd
      November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Leg Day, unfortunately for Ross, was Sunday.

  77. Just A. Thinker
    Just A. Thinker
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Comments flying fast and furious… Gentleman, Ladies, Gender-queer folk, and those who just plain don’t want to conform to society’s norms and expectations (like myself), we may well break the record for most comments on a strip.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

      Not by a LONG shot. It’s been up nearly four hours, and we haven’t even broken 500, let alone reached multi-thousands.

  78. Skizz
    Skizz
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    *sniff* Sal Buscema would be so proud

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      November 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm | #

      “And the Lord did say: ‘Sweet Mother of Me, I’m tired of hearing that guy talk. Let there be a Sal Buscema punch.
      “And there was. And it was good.”

  79. syd
    syd
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    JOYCE!

    We keep our feet on the *ground* when we punch! More leverage behind it, right? Strong foundations and all that.

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      November 5, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      Hey now. Judging by how he went flying if she had more leverage he’d be dead.

    • AutobotDen
      AutobotDen
      November 5, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

      And we punch from the shoulder. More power that way.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

        Power comes from the hips.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          November 5, 2015 at 7:25 am | #

          This guy knows it.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 5, 2015 at 7:18 am | #

      Maybe no. I think she was in motion through the whole sequence. Puts the whole momentum of running into that punch.

  80. Carolyn
    Carolyn
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    And this time stay down, you massive bastard.

  81. Ranial
    Ranial
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    in before Joyce has to go to the hospital for a broken finger because she doesn’t know how to throw a punch

  82. Just Here
    Just Here
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Thus always to tyrants.

  83. Badeyes
    Badeyes
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Nice starting position and a great follow through.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 5, 2015 at 5:49 pm | #

      I thought Joyce would abuse Ross verbally, not physically. But yes, she brought it up from the ground with plenty of follow through. Ross will be feeling that one for a good while.

  84. Gangler
    Gangler
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    God has given you bloody noodles where your legs should be. Lie down and wait for medical attention if you know what’s good for you.

  85. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Panel 4 is the most cathartic thing in ever

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 5, 2015 at 3:49 pm | #

      Wait until you see the eventual reckoning with Ryan.

  86. Ace
    Ace
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    GO JOYCE GO! ToeDad is down and OUT!

    Now where is Dina?!?!?!

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 3:48 am | #

      He is down. Whether he is out remains to be seen.

    • spiderfan14
      spiderfan14
      November 5, 2015 at 5:03 pm | #

      in line buying tickets to the Good Dinosaur for all the people who helped get Becky back.

  87. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    And of course, he had to throw in a snide dismissal due to age. Because there is no way in which that turd-blossom isn’t an asshole. Just full on, oh hey there, little girl, you couldn’t possibly understand the super important adult man things I’m doing here, so you just run along now. What. A. Dick.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      It heavily reminds me of two different ex friends of mine, although they were less scary because they had no power over anyone but maybe more obnoxious because they were peers.

      (one was a ‘you just can’t understand, children’ type and the other a ‘listen to men they’re more logical you should try to be like that’)

    • AeromechanicalAce
      AeromechanicalAce
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      Watch now as he flies into utterly impotent rage at the fact that no one is buying into his BS.

      And if he tries anything, let’s not forget that Sal is nearby, and could probably have taken ross back before he into a car wreck, then knocked on his ass.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

        I can totally see him standing up only to get thumped again and again before he finally sits the fuck down.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 5, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

        Sal could go all Akira Clown gang on him. Y’know, the wheel to face thing.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          November 5, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

          that thing

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      On the bright side, this made him completely underestimate her ability to knock his ass to the ground.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 5, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

      To be fair it kinda IS hard to understand the whole pointing-a-gun-at-my-daughter-but-that-actually-mean-I’m-saving-her-thing. For the uninitiated it just looks like horrible abuse.

      …yeah, I meant that to be flippant but I think I just correctly described his world view.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 5, 2015 at 9:12 am | #

        The differences are subtle, admittedly, abuse is something bad that probably foreigny or non-white types do to their children, whereas he was correcting a horrible grievous error in his Godly property and showing how strong and manly he was in the process. You can tell the difference largely due to how white and proper Christian he is and…

        Dear Bob, I spent way too many years around that subculture. A bunch of racist “oh those types hitting their wives and children. What? Bill? No, they’re just having problems and you know how much of a handful Clarice is, but they are working it out to save the family with the pastor.”

        • Marie
          Marie
          November 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm | #

          > abuse is something bad that probably foreigny or non-white types do to their children
          > A bunch of racist “oh those types hitting their wives and children

          and from this rose the barbaric practices act/[attempted] hotline (it’s a hotline because you can’t call 911 on your neighbour for being Muslim), if you didn’t see all the garbage Canada went through this year (or if you missed that between the rest of the garbage)

  88. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    And Sal thought Amazi-girl was gonna escalate the situation.

    Now… FINISH HIM!

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      After shots literally being fired and a car crashed, a punch is actually closer to de-escalation than it is to escalation. XD

  89. FriendlyNeighborhoodDave
    FriendlyNeighborhoodDave
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Wow!Go Joyce!

  90. Auroki
    Auroki
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    todays been a lot of firsts for Joyce and I couldn’t be happier~

  91. Nick Morgan
    Nick Morgan
    November 5, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    One!
    Two!
    Three!
    Four!
    Five!
    Six!
    Seven!
    Eight!
    Nine!
    Ten!
    DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
    The winner, and neeeeeeewwwww CHAMPION
    JOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. -Sentinel-
    -Sentinel-
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Just like Joyce, Becky has a mouth that’s a portal to a dimension of white.

    • John
      John
      November 5, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      It’s contagious. She caught it when she kissed Joyce.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 5, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

        Then soon, Dina…

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          November 5, 2015 at 5:46 am | #

          “Cough soggies cough”

  93. Rani
    Rani
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08yO7DDJccc

  94. OrtyBortorty
    OrtyBortorty
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    This strip is awesome!

  95. Sarah
    Sarah
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    God had given Joyce the strength to protect Becky from Toedad.

    Seriously, he must have. There’s no other way Joyce would have been able to send him flying like that.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      November 5, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

      Adrenaline? Secretly working out? Alien powers?

      • John
        John
        November 5, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

        Joyce having alien powers? That’s just crazy.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

        The fact that he’d probably have fallen over again if she didn’t krump him.?

  96. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Seriously? Ross had half his body out the window of a moving car when flipped over. He shouldn’t be alive, let alone standing.

    • Aziraphale
      Aziraphale
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      Well, he’s not standing now…

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      He probably fell out before it flipped (thus the distance from the car yesterday), but yeah, he ain’t now.

  97. Tenchan
    Tenchan
    November 5, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Joyce, you are a certified badass!!!

  98. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Oh wait wait wait I got something perfect for this :https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yK4lxBarpE

  99. walden
    walden
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    hahahahahahaha

    oh man

    okay seriously where is todays comic

  100. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Let’s assume that Toedad is around 5’6″, given how he’s been drawing in strips and how he’s been directly compared to Sal’s height. Not a tall man, but still taller than Joyce. Given his body shape, he’s probably got a lot of muscle and a low body fat percentage, which means he’s going to be built like a solid brick made out of smaller bricks. Doing some research, it’s reasonable to hazard a guess that he is somewhere around 160 lbs, probably a bit more. Point, is, he’s not exactly a light dude.

    And Joyce punched him with enough force to send him flying.

    Goddamn, no wonder Willis put her in the SEMME homage outfit this arc.

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      It also looks like he’s struggling to stand in the first panel.

    • Hammmmm
      Hammmmm
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      That body type in a 5’6″ person would be pushing closer to 200 pounds. I’m 5’8″ with no where near that shape and I’m like 180.

      • Cheshrin
        Cheshrin
        November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

        Fair enough. I’m a scrawny thing, so I have no idea how muscles work.

        Still, that makes it more impressive. Don’t fuck with Joyce Brown’s friends.

    • Hi There
      Hi There
      November 5, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      My husband, who is around 5’6″ tall, has a very stocky body build with big muscular arms and broad shoulders, and apparently he looked emaciated at the one point that he was around 160 pounds in college. He’s around 245 currently. My husband’s build has more of a stomach than Becky’s Dad (granted, he could stand to lose a few pounds), so I’d really put Becky’s Dad over 200 pounds, probably closer to 220. Becky’s Dad is probably heavier than he looks. Everyone underestimates my husband’s weight when they go by just looking at him.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      Highly doubt he went flying. Perspective and artistic license, etc. But the punch was enough to send him to the ground.

    • EvolutionistX
      EvolutionistX
      November 5, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

      The average woman these days weighs over 160 pounds. Toedad definitely weighs more than that.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 5, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

      If he’s much less than 200 lbs, I would be shocked. 160 is nothing for a guy built like that; he’d have to be like four feet nothing. My dog is 100 lbs, and he’s a retriever. There’s gotta be the mass equivalent of at least two retrievers there. Plus he’s only slightly shorter and is wider than my husband, and he’s almost 200 (and military, so not all fat).

    • Dragon_Nataku
      Dragon_Nataku
      November 5, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

      To add to the pile, I wrestled in high school (and for those who might’ve caught on somewhere that I’m a chick we didn’t have a chick wrestling team so I was on the guys’ team) and most of our guys were short (5’8″-ish) and we had a lot of dudes in the 152/160 lb weight classes and none of them had Toedad’s build. So more evidence to agree with everyone else who’s said even at 5’6″ Toedad should be at least 200 lbs, if not over.

    • Trolldrool
      Trolldrool
      November 5, 2015 at 10:48 pm | #

      Shawn L. made a good point in another comment further down the page. What we’re seeing isn’t Toedad flying through the air, but struck hard enough to fall down, seen here from a low, ground level camera angle. It is conceivable that his feet didn’t actually rise into the air until the moment his fact hit the dirt.

  101. Sir Tripalot
    Sir Tripalot
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    What did Sal say about not escalating the situation?

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      I notice, pointedly, that she’s not intervening at all here. Sal knows what’s up.

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      He approached her in a threatening stance with his arm reaching towards her, at that point it’s self defense.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 5, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

        That, and he basically threatened to murder her with a loaded rifle. You don’t exactly need a crack legal team to sort this one out.

  102. cobaltergeist
    cobaltergeist
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Geeettttttt dunked on!!!
    If you’re really doing God’s work, you won’t come back.

    • SomeGuy
      SomeGuy
      November 5, 2015 at 8:49 am | #

      Damn. That is ludicrously appropriate considering both Ross and Joyce are running on newfound determination.

  103. rheinman
    rheinman
    November 5, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    For me, this is the second most satisfying punch thrown in this strip. Amber’s critical hit on Blaine right in the smug still reigns supreme.

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      That’s fair. At least Toe Dad thinks he’s helping. Blaine was 100% malevolent and knew it

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 5, 2015 at 3:54 am | #

        That, and Amber/Amazi-girl are capable of a certain malice that Joyce is above. Rightous fury is great, but there’s something even more satisfying about the enjoyment of throwing a punch.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 5, 2015 at 5:27 am | #

        The fact that he thinks this is doing good makes him more of an asshole than Blaine to my eyes.

        • Dragon_Nataku
          Dragon_Nataku
          November 5, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

          I think both of them (and Ryan) need to be set on fire. Kinda like the “how much does the semi weigh?” “After a certain amount of weight a ton or two more is irrelevant” comments from yesterday (day before?), after a certain level of being a worthless piece of garbage asshole douchebag they are all the same.

  104. zmm
    zmm
    November 5, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Yeah!
    Man I missed Joyce who could kick ass.
    Just hope you didn’t punch him to his weapon. and I hope Sal is behind you ready to properly shut him down.
    Also hope Amazigirl won’t see Sal realize and go rage.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      November 5, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      I imagine Amazigirl’s too worn out and too occupied with Joyce and Becky’s wellbeing to be giving it too much thought at the moment.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 3:58 am | #

      Speaking of, whose weapon is that going to be, legally, when all this is over? I assume the police confiscate it, but after felonies like Ross has been comitting like he’s going for a hat trick, I can’t imagine he’ll get it back. Is there a system in place for the resale of confiscated firearms, or would it just sit in evidence lockup indefinitely? I don’t really see it passing into Becky’s hands; if Ross forfeited it by the severity of his crimes, then it seems it’d be forfeited to the state, not his heir.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 5, 2015 at 7:47 am | #

        The police will sell a lot of things that have been confiscated for criminal reasons when they’re done with them, but I doubt weapons are in there. I don’t know how licensing works in the States (you guys don’t seem to require licenses to possess firearms, just for hunting) but I’d be willing to bet that even if licenses are required, Becky doesn’t have one, so they couldn’t hand it off to her. Plus, Ross is still alive (for now, at least) so she couldn’t claim it as part of his estate, assuming she even for some reason wants to have the gun her Dad tried to kidnap her and threatened to kill her friends with; I wouldn’t.

        Pretty sure when the cops are done with weapons that they’ve confiscated for being involved in a crime, they then destroy them. At least, I’m pretty sure they do in Canada.

        • Dragon_Nataku
          Dragon_Nataku
          November 5, 2015 at 11:37 am | #

          Pretty sure here in America they stay in evidence forever unless they’re needed for undercover ops, like “I’m not a cop I’m actually a drug dealer/hitman/pimp/whatever, look at my gun!” or “I’m not a cop I’m a black market weapons dealer, see my large array of questionably-acquired merchandise?”

        • Tadpole7
          Tadpole7
          November 5, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

          Depends on the state. In AZ it’s illegal to destroy functional, safe firearms. Police must hold or sell them. Most police that I’ve heard on this subject prefer to destroy guns, for safety and avoiding the hassle involved in setting up gun sales. Personally I find it ridiculous not to let the police dispose of fire arms as they wish, especially as guns are very easy to get in this state. Still Toedad’s rifle impacted the ground at speeds so I think it’s nonfunctional

  105. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    November 5, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    BLESS YOU WILLIS.

  106. Chinoy Industries, Ltd.
    Chinoy Industries, Ltd.
    November 5, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Sorry, but I still call BS. This feels too easy. Joyce isn’t that strong. And although she has learned a lot about the real world and real people in the last few weeks, I can’t help but expect her 18 years of indoctrination to keep her from so abruptly trying to knock out an adult who she’s probably known much of her life, since she and Becky were homeschool buddies as kids.

    Why can I not enjoy happy things?

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      November 5, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      Joyce doesn’t have to be that strong. The man just survived a car crash without a seatbelt. Flew straight out of the vehicle and skidded across the concrete. It’s a miracle the guy’s even standing. He’s in no shape to be trading blows with anybody.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 5, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

        His leg is wobbling. Honestly, he didn’t need much to topple right back over. And Joyce is pumped on adrenaline and fury, and might be full on in a fight mode of trauma response (so, yeah, Sal or somebody might want to pull her back so she doesn’t actually end up killing him), so she’s definitely going to be humming more than usual. Not enough to send him flying, but definitely enough to do the equivalent of her glass to the face with Ryan.

        • Marie
          Marie
          November 5, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

          great attention to detail, cerberus, I missed those wiggles

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 5, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

          KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY.

          • Tacos
            Tacos
            November 5, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

            Something something something MOM’S SPAGHETTI.
            (Sorry. Not sorry)

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 5, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

        But to answer your question, you can’t enjoy happy things because you’ve been over socialized – so that you can be controlled better.

    • Dr. T
      Dr. T
      November 5, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      Let me help you enjoy it, then. Joyce hit him running. Her lower center of gravity and his wobbly legs meant that most of her momentum was transferred to his body at the moment of the punch. Also, you are sort of falling victim to the perspective of the extreme close=up to Toedad. I imagine tomorrow you will find that he will land no more than a handful of feet away from Joyce, which is not much farther than he would land if he simply fell over on his own.

      Feel better?

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      I disagree. First off, Ross was just flung out of a crashing car, so he’s shaky enough to be knocked down with a decent hit. No matter how tough you are, you wouldn’t be walking away from that crash without feeling weak and sustaining injuries.

      Secondly, it’s not all about how physically strong you are. Look at Joyce in the last panel. She looks a lot like this picture. She threw her body into that punch, kinetic energy traveling from foot to fist, giving her the extra force to knock Toedad, who we’ve already established does not have good footing, onto the ground.

      Thirdly, that point is moot unless you’ve been through 18 years of indoctrination. I wouldn’t be able to say anything on it either. Anyone with experience want to weigh in on that?

      So, aside from the third point, I think Joyce punching Toedad is very realistic. She’s had her best friend taken away from her by someone who wholly believes he can “fix” her, similar to how Joyce had tried to “fix” Ethan, except through more violent means.

      This is Joyce facing herself, seeing her own shitty actions, and stepping up to solidify her belief that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Becky, or Ethan, or anyone who is gay.

      • Silamy
        Silamy
        November 5, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

        Weighing in on the indoctrination bit. I was raised with fairly strict ideas about the role of the child (especially a girl) in a situation that ….often wasn’t pretty. It is absolutely possible to summon the strength and fury to send an adult flying when you’re feeling furious, terrified, and betrayed -and it seems to be a pretty safe bet to say that Joyce is feeling all of those things -and that the motorcycle ride and flying Amber have probably given her an extra adrenaline boost.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 5, 2015 at 9:17 am | #

          That would also fit what we’ve seen in Joyce. The last time she was betrayed by someone who wore the trapping of her culture, she similarly went ape-shit and probably would have kept going if the drug hadn’t kicked in.

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      I get what you’re trying to say about it being unlikely that Joyce would punch Ross given how she grew up knowing him etc, but I think all that went away when he pulled out a gun and actually pointed it at his own daughter. Even without that being the case, right in this moment, the only thing Joyce could think about was getting to Becky, so when Ross put himself between them, she most likely punched him out of pure instinct, without any conscious thought about it.

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 5, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

        I think she was very conscious of what she was doing. And derived great satisfaction from it, I hope.

      • Rheinman137
        Rheinman137
        November 5, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

        Reminds me of Hermione blasting Snape in Prisoner of Azkaban. She was badass in the moment, but afterwards was hyperventilating over hitting a teacher.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 5, 2015 at 2:41 am | #

      Take the righteous anger/indignation of Joyce.
      Mix with a dirtbag who is already battered, shook up, and undoubtedly not at 100% peak peformance.
      Now add the element of surprise (of all people, Joyce is probably the last person Ross would believe capable of physical violence).
      Result — ToeDad flat on his kiester.

    • ICSM
      ICSM
      November 5, 2015 at 4:15 am | #

      To add to everybody’s reply, Joyce IS the youngest simbling of four older brothers. It is full believable that she learned hot to correctly punch someone square in the jaw from one of them.

      I know I have taught my younger sister to knock someone out in case she ever needs to.

      • Dragon_Nataku
        Dragon_Nataku
        November 5, 2015 at 11:51 am | #

        Finally somebody brings this up so I don’t have to. Pretty sure she stated in-comic that she knows how to fight/throw a punch exactly because of this (sorry, can’t be arsed to find the comic to link to).

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 5, 2015 at 7:51 am | #

      When I was 17 and about 126 lbs soaking wet (so a loong time ago 😛 ), I got in a snowmobile accident and broke my arm. I then, by myself, with a concussion and a broken arm, flipped the 300 lb snowmobile the right way up again.

      Adrenaline is fucking amazing, yo. Even without his legs being as wibbly as they seem to be, I have no problem whatsoever believing that with as much adrenaline as will be pumping through Joyce right now, that she was able to send him flying. None at all.

  107. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Can the next strip just be Joyce going Full Amber on toedad please.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Why just Joyce? It isn’t like the others don’t have a bone to pick with him. Frankly, I’d be fine with the next couple weeks just being new characters showing up at the scene and punching him.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 5, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

        That scene in “Airplane!”… everyone taking turns to slap the hysterical woman.

        • Carolyn
          Carolyn
          November 5, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

          And now I want to see Maggie getting in the line to punch Ross. Because why not?

      • Slyfincleton
        Slyfincleton
        November 5, 2015 at 3:44 am | #

        Speaking of bone to pick, I hope we find out more about what happened to Dina soon.

      • podian
        podian
        November 5, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

        MIKE.

  108. RandomDude
    RandomDude
    November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Really? Nobody? Okay then:
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!

  109. Catullus
    Catullus
    November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    FISTS

    OF

    FURY

  110. Bleu
    Bleu
    November 5, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    YEEEEES

  111. DT
    DT
    November 5, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Joyce used Righteous Fury!
    It’s super effective!

  112. Clif
    Clif
    November 5, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    She didn’t assault and batter him; she defended herself from his attack. We all saw it.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      He threatened her with a gun! … (ten minutes ago). Totally counts!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 5, 2015 at 9:40 am | #

        He’s still in the process of kidnapping. He’s still committing a felony. At this point, force is justified, not just to keep him from succeeding, but to detain him for the cops.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

      He did make a threatening move toward her, hand outstretched, as if to grab her. It’s completely fair game.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        November 5, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

        I’m not sure how it works in court, but he was also STILL attempting to keep help from reaching Becky, his kidnapping victim. There’s probably some good Samaritan law about that sort of thing.

  113. Dave
    Dave
    November 5, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    By the might of Samson, she hath smited thee!

    • jy3
      jy3
      November 5, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

      She hath struck thee down with great wrath, and thou shalt know that she is the LORD!

    • Jezi
      Jezi
      November 5, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

      And you will know her name is the Protagonist when she lays her vengeance upon thee!

  114. Dara
    Dara
    November 5, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    UN-DAMN YOU WILLIS

    • aradica
      aradica
      November 5, 2015 at 7:50 am | #

      *eye twitch*

      That’s my name…

  115. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    November 5, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    Its been revoked.

  116. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Joyce learned Kaio-Ken!

    • MaximumZero
      MaximumZero
      November 5, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Kaio-what now?

      • Synnerman
        Synnerman
        November 5, 2015 at 10:13 am | #

        Goku’s power up maneuver learned fro King Kai eeeeeearly in Dragon Ball Z.

        http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kaio-ken

        • Dragon_Nataku
          Dragon_Nataku
          November 5, 2015 at 11:53 am | #

          MaximumZero’s quoting a recurring line from DBZ Abridged (a web video parody, give it a go if you really like DBZ, it is hilarious)

          “No, seriously, Kaio-what?”
          “Kaio-crap!”
          “That’s what I thought”

          ^^ (could not stop quoting that throughout the latest DBZ Kai ep)

  117. cmd1095
    cmd1095
    November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Sorry toedad, God’s doling out strength, and unfortunately for you Joyce is first in line

  118. Xerxes93
    Xerxes93
    November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    i just lost a family member and i really needed this, thank you.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      My condolences.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      I’m sorry for your loss.

    • Bob Ellis
      Bob Ellis
      November 5, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

      Condolences and sympathy.
      I’m glad this came along for you when it did.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 5, 2015 at 7:55 am | #

      So sorry to hear of your loss. Hopefully this continues for a while and keeps helping a bit.

  119. Wublub
    Wublub
    November 5, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    HELL YEAH, GO JOYCE! PUNCH THAT SUCKER RIGHT IN THE TOE!

  120. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    Ok so he didn’t have broken legs like I thought last strip but at least he punched in his fucking face. That’s good enough for me.

  121. Henry
    Henry
    November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    God himself couldn’t give you enough strength to overcome a well-and-truly pissed Joyce.

    Partially because he’s giving Joyce that strength. Not for her character. For her fists.

    • A Scientist
      A Scientist
      November 5, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

      “…and I would warn God himself not to get in the way.”

      • Rheinman137
        Rheinman137
        November 5, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

        I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

  122. Cody
    Cody
    November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    FATALITY.

  123. Packy
    Packy
    November 5, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    Damn. New favorite panel. 🙂

  124. Nena
    Nena
    November 5, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    Holy shit, Joyce is full of surprises.

  125. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    November 5, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    Joyce has the strength of ten because her heart is pure.

  126. Dan
    Dan
    November 5, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    “the strength to”
    Get knocked out by a 98lb girl.

  127. Commodore Jeep-Eep
    Commodore Jeep-Eep
    November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    KICK THAT VERMIN WHILE HE’S DOWN!

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/996/122/0cb.gif

  128. Tandel
    Tandel
    November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    Joyce just sucker punched her way back into the top slot in my heart.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 5, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Your fist has touched my heart~

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 5, 2015 at 6:13 pm | #

      Sucker Punch? There’s no way he didn’t see that coming. He just didn’t believe it was happening.

  129. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 5, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    Joyce I think it’s safe to say that you have now officially graduated from Jr.Rebel to Rebel of badassness, your training is now complete.

  130. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    November 5, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    ROCKETTO PUNCH!!!!!!

  131. kodykid168
    kodykid168
    November 5, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    KO!!! You WIN!

    • kodykid168
      kodykid168
      November 5, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      This was all I was hoping for. A satisfying punishment for the villain. Hopefully there’s more.

  132. Retrikaethan
    Retrikaethan
    November 5, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    well shit, i’m not sure what i was expecting but that was not it. kinda surprised idiotoedad continued with his idiotic religious spiel in spite of nearly being killed because he got out of the drivers seat through a window of a moving vehicle to shoot a person on the roof of his car. but hey. that’s your brain on religion, folks. endangering yourself and your children because you think you’re right.

    in other news, i really hope joyce didn’t just break her hand/wrist/forearm cuz that would suck.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 5, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      Scars of battle, wear them proudly Joyce.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 5, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      Correction: that’s your brain on crazy.
      The radical fundamentalism certainly didn’t help, of course.

      • Dana
        Dana
        November 5, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

        No, amazi-girl is crazy. He’s just an incredible asshole.

      • Retrikaethan
        Retrikaethan
        November 5, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

        when fundamentalists look like that there’s something wrong with their fundamentals. ain’t no fundamentalist secular humanist kidnapping people cuz they’re “unclean” or “broken” or the like. basically, this kind of crazy does not exist outside of the religious spectrum. worse still is when people point out that the religion is makin people crazy people like you go ahead and say “ain’t crazy cuz religious!” which is just not true, especially in instances like this. dude is literally monologue-ing about how god has given him the power to “fix” his daughter after literally kidnapping her at gunpoint. ain’t not much more obvious a situation of religiously inspired insanity than that.

        • AutobotDen
          AutobotDen
          November 5, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

          I think I could hear the cheering from the fans an hour ago.

          Gotta love Newton’s Laws. Specifically the first: “An object in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.” In this case, the object in motion is Joyce’s fist, and the outside force is it meeting Toedad’s jaw. But she’s got enough momentum from her running start, as well as good form and follow-through to continue in motion.

          /slightly nerdy moment

        • EvolutionistX
          EvolutionistX
          November 5, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

          There’s plenty of crazy all over the place if you poke around. Stalin was an atheist, but that didn’t stop him from murdering millions of people. Toedad isn’t even a real person, so his actions don’t make a real argument against religious fundamentalism.

          The majority of the world’s people are religious, and most of them have never kidnapped any of their kids at gunpoint. Even the majority of fundies whose kids came out as gay probably haven’t kidnapped them at gunpoint.

          (And for what it’s worth, I’m an atheist.)

          That said, Toedad’s actions are definitely driven by a combination of personal inclination toward authoritarian violence and a particular brand of religious fundamentalism.

          • Retrikaethan
            Retrikaethan
            November 5, 2015 at 7:14 pm | #

            false equivocation. atheism isn’t a dogma. i’m not saying the world would be perfect without religion, i’m saying it would be better. yer still gonna get power hungry fucks but in no situation can a lack of belief in santa clause be a cause for murder (cuz that’s basically what you’re saying. everyone who doesn’t believe in santa is as bad as anyone who is the same and murdered someone). as for toedad not being a real person… well, that’s completely irrelevant. people in real life do worse than this guy has done.

            and yet where religion rules, the place is infinitely worse off. saudi arabia? check fuck it, pretty much the entire middle east right now. the vatican? check. fuckin hell, the republicans of the USA are effectively the christian theocratic party now. the majority of the world’s religious people won’t kidnap their children, sure, but a good amount of them do, as well as killing their children via “exorcism” and the like (such as denying life saving blood transfusions) as well as promoting bigotry borne of the bible (cuz if you didn’t notice, that thing is absolutely filled to the brim with it). so, no. your thought process lacks the required knowledge to make any kind of noise on the issue.

            your being an atheist is irrelevant. all it says is you don’t believe in any gods.

            “god gives me the power” is all you need to hear. it’s really pretty cut and dry in this case.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          November 5, 2015 at 5:35 am | #

          Fundamentalists exist in all forms, not just religious. They just all seem somewhat religious, because they all ascribe themselves the sort of properties commonly ascribed to gods (knowing everything is a common one).

          • Retrikaethan
            Retrikaethan
            November 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm | #

            this is literally the subject i was trying to make obvious. if your fundamentalists act like toedad has then there is something clearly wrong with your fundamentals.

        • SDGlyph
          SDGlyph
          November 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm | #

          *waves*
          Non-crazy religious person here, popping up to say “Religion doesn’t make bigots; it just makes bigots more obnoxiously self-righteous.” Or, as I’ve said many times before, institutional religion is basically a tribal structure (see also: political affiliations, sports teams), and that tends to bring out the worst kind of authoritarian gatekeepers.

          • Retrikaethan
            Retrikaethan
            November 5, 2015 at 7:25 pm | #

            incorrect on both accounts. religion makes people selectively insane and typically, especially in the three yahweh religions, promotes bigotry as well as misogyny. every single argument against reproductive health aids are religious. first term abortion? check. condoms? check. sexual education? checked in triplicate. i mean, shit, they’re still trying to promote abstinence-only as an effective educational platform. it doesn’t fucking work! plus, every single argument against the LGBT community: religious. all of them. when you teach people to be bigots do not fucking be surprised when they act like bigots.

            sure, i get it, not every single religious person is a monster but honestly so many are it’s just not funny anymore. that said, religion by definition is selective insanity. if you’re not insane, you’re not actually religious.

            • SDGlyph
              SDGlyph
              November 5, 2015 at 9:30 pm | #

              I fear you may have confused American evangelicalism/fundamentalism with religion in general. Not that surprising, given that they make such a noise about being the only valid form of religion, but it’s ironic that you’ve swallowed their claims wholesale without bothering to educate yourself. Also, if you’re going to call someone else a bigot, probably best not to make sweeping negative value statements while you’re doing it.

              Thanks for letting me know I’m insane by the way! I might never have known if not for your enlightened argument! 🙂

              • Retrikaethan
                Retrikaethan
                November 6, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

                religion in general still makes you insane. sorry. granted, i might have a more hazy view of religious people in general, but the point still stands that being religious is effectively being selectively insane. at the same time, i’ll stop being a bigot when people stop murdering their children for religious reasons like denying blood transfusions, performing exorcisms, or otherwise exposing babies to probably contaminated water, as well as murdering people because they’re atheist/gay/different. i really really really hope that can happen one day soon but i honestly don’t see it ending in my lifetime. though, i suspect you will throw something like “what makes you better than them?” to which i have to point out i’m just a guy posting on the internet. i’m not out bombing churches or murdering people and/or children.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 5, 2015 at 10:06 pm | #

              Yeah, that’s way to extreme.

              I agree that the vast majority of people who are anti-LGBTQ and anti-sex & women and general are so because of religion, at least in the US, but that’s different than most religious people being anti-LGBTQ or anti-sex or anti-women. There’s a particular nasty strain of fundamentalism that pushes such things, but there’s a lot of religion that doesn’t.

              And I say that as a long time atheist.

              • Retrikaethan
                Retrikaethan
                November 6, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

                the major problem is that the “not fundamentalist” religious people produce the fundamentalist people eventually. when you tell kids there’s literally a magic man in the sky who wrote a rulebook for you to follow that if you don’t you go to a magic place where you will be tortured for an infinite amount of time it’s really not surprising when they take it literally/fundamentally. the books themselves are fucking horrid and yet they keep printing them.

                there’s no such thing as nasty fundamentalism. the fundamentals of christianity (islam and jusaism too) are fucking nasty.

  133. Wallace
    Wallace
    November 5, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    FUCK. YES.

  134. Sam
    Sam
    November 5, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

    HAHAHA YES, GOOD.

  135. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    …”and god has given me the strength to ….” POW!!!!

    New addition to my Top Five favorite DoA moments.

  136. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    SMITE
    EVIL

  137. Nakama
    Nakama
    November 5, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    It’s like everyone is getting a crowning moment of awesome! And now it is Joyce’s turn! YOWZA!

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 5, 2015 at 8:07 am | #

      Good lord, you guys; the Crowning Moment of Awesome page doesn’t have a DoA listing! Like, at all!

      Sadly, I have no idea how to make one. Anyone else?

  138. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    November 5, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    Would not be surprised if Head Alien shows up tomorrow.

  139. Kaunisenkeli
    Kaunisenkeli
    November 5, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    Oh my. Never mess with an enraged Joyce or he friends and loved ones. Gotcha.

    • Kaunisenkeli
      Kaunisenkeli
      November 5, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      Curse you, typos!

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 5, 2015 at 2:25 pm | #

      Joyce is Mother Bear. Galasso’s lucky he took over before she got there.

  140. dixiesaurer
    dixiesaurer
    November 5, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    im kind of worried about that “you came after me” line. like we know beckys not totally over joyce and this is a pretty spectacular thing joyce just did. im afraid of the potential emotional turmoil that might come from suffering such a traumatic event and being rescued by someone you love but are trying to get over

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

      Cue Joyce’s struggles with her own sexuality.

      • Retrikaethan
        Retrikaethan
        November 5, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

        inb4 dina offers to help them both.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 5, 2015 at 9:19 am | #

          OT3? or should it be OT4 because Dorothy?

  141. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    November 5, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

    I think God gave all the strength to Joyce for that punch. You go, Joyce.

    But it’s really, really telling about how messed up this has gotten that Joyce has realized it’s no use trying to reason with him.

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 5, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

      well i mean he’s the guy who brought a gun to a knife fight family meeting

  142. Gangler
    Gangler
    November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    So remember when Joyce had that encounter with Joe. Beat him up, Joe got pissed, Joyce was all “But I thought girls couldn’t hurt guys, because girls are weak and guys are strong.”

    Ross also comes from that same environment. He views himself as strong, Joyce as weak to the point of being harmless, but more than that, he thinks that Joyce shares these views. He’s not truly expecting a fight. He thinks that he can just be all “Rargh! Me Big Dad! You Tiny Girl!” and Joyce will step aside knowing there’s nothing she can do to impede him.

    Joyce however has learned a thing or two since last they spoke, and she’s ready to pass the lesson on.

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

      YES.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 5, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

      ToeDad: “I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT WENT WROOOOOOONG. GOOOOOD, WHY DON’T YOU HELP ME PICK ON LITTLE GIRLS???”

      God: “Yeah, that really is a mystery of the ages, isn’t it?”

  143. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    Wow, Im not sure that this isnt the version of Joyce with alien super powers.

  144. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    Toedad just got STUBBED!

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 5, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

      No, no, no, no….

      Toedad….::sunglasses:: just got NAILED.

  145. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    November 5, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    And God has given Joyce the strength to toetally kick your butt!

    Joyce looks seriously awesome in that third frame

  146. nothri
    nothri
    November 5, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_U6eJpKco

  147. lumen
    lumen
    November 5, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

    FALCON FUCKING PUNCH

    • TheNinthShader
      TheNinthShader
      November 5, 2015 at 7:51 am | #

      Getting punched by fucking falcons sounds awkward, what if they continued fucking while they punched you?

  148. Streben
    Streben
    November 5, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

    The Strength to be punched out by a young naive girl apparently.

  149. Boom
    Boom
    November 5, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

    This pleases me.

  150. Streben
    Streben
    November 5, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

    Sorry, giant sarcasm quotes around young and naive there. Not the same girl Ross remembers.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 9:22 am | #

      Loss of the certainty of your faith and a realistic exposure to the world as is rather than as sold to you will do that to a person.

      Which is why these cultures fear secular university and things like the internet so much. Because when you say everything you say is true and then they go out and find out, oh, some of it is complete bollocks, then they are more likely to keep pulling at the strings to find out what else is bollocks.

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        November 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm | #

        Especially when one of the tenets of fundamentalism is that you have to accept ALL of it or you lose everything. Once kids who were raised to believe that find out that much of what they were taught about the physical world is bogus, they often reject the spiritual stuff too. Hence, fundamentalism is a leading cause of atheism.

  151. kenny
    kenny
    November 5, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    joyce has evolved so much in the last 2 minutes

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

      I’m sure it’s been longer than that.

  152. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 5, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    Well, someone has given Joyce the strength, too XD

  153. neeks
    neeks
    November 5, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

    god has given him the strength to get punched the heck in the face

  154. Daimonion
    Daimonion
    November 5, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

    Leave the men where they lay
    They’ll never see another day
    Lost my soul, lost my dream
    You can’t take becky from me.

  155. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    November 5, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    If the next week or so of strips was just the cast taking turns beating up Ross like the hysterical passenger in the movie Airplane, I would be cool with that. Characters who have no reason to know any of this happened could queue up.

    • Hogan
      Hogan
      November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      *volunteers… then remembers he is not a character…* 🙁

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      November 5, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

      He’s really been stuck in encounters this whole time, huh?
      Dina attacks and scratches his face, but he is too much for her.
      So Amazi-girl attacks and takes his gun, but his car is too much for her.
      So Joyce attacks and knocks him over.

      Is Ross ready to give up, or does he need a few more? Note: Ross being ready to give up may involve being unconscious.

  156. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 5, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

    Joyce FTW!

  157. Gob Hobblin
    Gob Hobblin
    November 5, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

    FUCK HIM UP!

  158. djkaiba
    djkaiba
    November 5, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

    To quote lucifer from the Constantine movie: “Looks like somebody doesn’t have your back anymore.” Feels ironic quoting that in the situation but I still felt it worked.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

      Toedad is sort of a fallen angel.

  159. saki
    saki
    November 5, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

    About the alt-text, at first I read “oops, re-funded” and thought it was some sort of pun about fundamentalism.

  160. desertpetrichor
    desertpetrichor
    November 5, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    I wonder if this is going to be the start of Joyce healing from her assault. She just proved that she is capable of amazing feats to protect Becky, and just slam dunked Toe-dad across a field. Maybe this will show her that she has strength of her own and will start becoming less afraid to walk across campus on her own, and convince her to seek help with coping.

    • desertpetrichor
      desertpetrichor
      November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      Also:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIARjtWLbA&t=0m59s

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      November 5, 2015 at 7:12 am | #

      It may work out like that at first -but wait until her parents hear of this… :c

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 9:26 am | #

      I don’t know. Currently the PTSD of her assault is intertwining itself with her sexual repression and her faith, which is not great for her. But this might be a stake blow to said faith and the assumptions of morality it makes. Seeing how her faith looks when followed as unerring truth and without bend, seeing the similarities in mistreatment and threat and traumatization, she may be seeing those bonds start to crack, which might at least let her start talking about it openly to a select few, which would be good. Becky, especially, would be good to talk it out with, because she’s made a similar break with the restrictions of her faith and has that long history of trust that will be so necessary as she talks this out.

  161. nothri
    nothri
    November 5, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Funny thing is I’ll just bet Goliath thought he was the hero too.

    • detective boomwolf
      detective boomwolf
      November 5, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      I mean he was fighting for his country if memory serves. Might not be rememberin all the details, but dude was most likely just followin orders.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 5, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

        Yep. The Philistines and the Israelites each picked a champion (so that they didn’t have to fight each other with their whole armies and have lots of casualties). Goliath was chosen to represent the Philistines, because he was friggin’ huge. There’s no reason to think he’s evil or anything.

        • WingedBeast
          WingedBeast
          November 5, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

          Yeah, not his fault that the Israelites chose to send in the time’s equivalent of a sniper.

          • nothri
            nothri
            November 5, 2015 at 11:37 am | #

            Well, to be fair, putting a sniper in plain sight on the front lines where the enemy can easily get near and attack them is probably the worst thing you can do with one.

            Well, barring something really stupid or nonsensical like slathering them in barbecue sauce and throwing them into a lion pit. Its the worst thing that still kinda makes some kind of sense tactically speaking.

            • Dragon_Nataku
              Dragon_Nataku
              November 5, 2015 at 12:03 pm | #

              … but then his cover would be lions. Nobody would look for him under a pile of lions! Perfect camoflauge, what are you on about.

              • nothri
                nothri
                November 5, 2015 at 6:07 pm | #

                Hard to aim at anything from inside a lion’s stomach. That’s all I’m saying.

  162. Proto
    Proto
    November 5, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    You know, say what you will about him, but damn, God must’ve given him some kind of strength. Most people don’t just pop out of a car wreck that flips the car. Or just recover from hanging out of a car window while in a high speed chase. That would be enough to exhaust pretty much anyone. But Ross is some sort of Terminator. (And I guess it’s genetic since Becky seems ay-oh-kay with zero trauma from this whole scenario)

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

      It wasn’t God who gave him strength. He’s just rapture-ready.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 5, 2015 at 11:39 am | #

        I know what you mean, but suddenly I’m imagining Toe-Dad as a Big Daddy and his actions make so much more sense now. I wonder if we can harvest any Plasmids from him?

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      November 5, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

      Remember though, we never actually saw what happened to Toedad or anything that happened after Amazigirl lost her grip on the rope. Perhaps he just fell out of the car as it was slowing down. A fall from a few feet up onto the ground might hurt but it probably wouldn`t be a devastating injury.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 5, 2015 at 1:34 am | #

        I was imagining him holding the rope, when the car started tipping. The rope lost the slack, pulling him out the window…now his legs fling out behind him like a jack-knife (he is parallel to the ground, now, and face down) Lets go of the rope, and crashes to the ground, hence the knees?

  163. starkruzr
    starkruzr
    November 5, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    are…

    are we sure she’s not an abductee in this universe

    ‘m just asking questions

  164. Asthin
    Asthin
    November 5, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    Joyce’s alien abductee powers activate!

  165. SargeAbernathy
    SargeAbernathy
    November 5, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    Oh. I really did enjoy this strip. 😀 Joyce with strength. I hope this strength sticks around.

    • SargeAbernathy
      SargeAbernathy
      November 5, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      You know, if there is a God that does … once in a while … grant strength. That was it right there XD.

  166. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 5, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

    I wonder if Joyce ended up cutting her fist on his teeth.

  167. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    November 5, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

    The power of Joyce propels you! The power of Joyce propels you! Pertundam ergo fugis… Amen.

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 5, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

      Plus 50 internets to you.

  168. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 5, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

    YOU GO JOYCE!!!!!

    Hey, ToeDad – what she said.

  169. Hogan
    Hogan
    November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    Sorry Toedad, God distributed strength through another schedule, but dont worry, you’ll get a taste of the heavenly gifts 🙂

  170. quietlythundering
    quietlythundering
    November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    Yessssssss.
    After dealing with the previous strips in this arc, this is just really, really satisfying.

  171. detective boomwolf
    detective boomwolf
    November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    Yeah, well whatever strength you got, apparently Joyce got it 2 times over. Get 50 shades of rekt man.

  172. Gabriel
    Gabriel
    November 5, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    So i’ve been following DoA (Dumbing of Age not Dead or Alive, funny coincidence though) since the beginning and only now i noticed that there are other three or so comics with the same characters.
    So are the other comics within the same lore but in parallel universes that make the story change? Or they just look like the same characters but are different people?
    Also could someone (if it’s not to much of course) please give me an critical analysis about the other comics so that i can evaluate if i’ll read them too?

    • TheLurkerAbove
      TheLurkerAbove
      November 5, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

      No, totally different lore, beyond the characters themselves. Even then some of them aren’t 100% the same. It’s Willis’s earlier work, starting from the late 90s. He’s re-running them, and currently at the early part of his second comic set in that alternate universe.

      Dumbing of Age has far better storytelling and art, because well, he’s clearly improved since those early efforts. He re-drew the first part of It’s Walky and had me wishing for more. A re-make if you will. 😛

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 5, 2015 at 3:51 am | #

      It goes something like this:
      – Roomies! was Willis’ original comic, starting off as a mostly slice-of-life college strip that went very dark after a character death.
      – It’s Walky! was the followup in the same universe, which moved out of college into a sci-fi romp with aliens, action and occasional high drama.
      – Shortpacked! then followed some of the IW! characters into civilian life working in a toy store, with a lot of pop-culture gags (and occasional high drama, because Willis).
      – There’s Joyce & Walky! too, also a followup, which takes Joyce and Walky (the original OTP of the comic) into a domestic sitcom. It does introduce a few characters and plot threads that show up here, but a fair number of the relevant comics were subscriber-only and are now available to Patreon supporters.

      Dumbing Of Age is basically a complete reboot of the entire thing with the benefit of 15 years of writing and drawing experience, going back to the slice-of-life setting of the original Roomies! (with occasional high drama). Characters are mostly drawn from Willis’ previous comics, generally keeping their design and personality outlines, but it’s a fresh start for all of them.

      Hope that helps!

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        November 5, 2015 at 3:53 am | #

        D’oh, I meant to link to Bring Back Roomies! / It’s Walky!, which currently re-running almost all the old strips in story order, one per day.

        • SDGlyph
          SDGlyph
          November 5, 2015 at 7:34 am | #

          Oh, and hey, there’s a timely interview with Willis over at The Mary Sue!

  173. Robert
    Robert
    November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

    The guy who looks like a foot has a jaw of glass. *GASP*!!! He’s like a Cinderella man!

  174. Architex
    Architex
    November 5, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

    Joyce probably broke her hand, to be honest

    • NinjaNick
      NinjaNick
      November 5, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

      Maybe a bruised fist. I hope we’ll see more hits in the next strip. Who’s next in line to hit Ross the Toe-headed punching bag? Sal? Amazi-Girl?

      • Robert
        Robert
        November 5, 2015 at 8:53 pm | #

        The Truck.

  175. Robert
    Robert
    November 5, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

    Seriously though who heard the words “Flawless Victory” in their heads after Ross hit the ground?

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 5, 2015 at 6:30 pm | #

      Speak for yourself. I heard “I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS”

  176. Someone
    Someone
    November 5, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

    The truth is, is that Joyce actually multiplies her strength every time she swears. Her aversion to swearing isn’t because she sees it as a sin but because she doesn’t want to risk hurting anyone. Her DAMN IT! was simply her powering up.

    Hell: X5
    Damn: X10
    Crap:X15
    Shit:X20
    Fuck:X50
    Seven dirty words you can’t say on Tv said in quick succession: X500

    • Robert
      Robert
      November 5, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

      So that’s why Cartman turned into Goku…

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 5, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

      I want that power.

  177. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    November 5, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

    THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS THIS FIST

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      November 5, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

      Alternate comment:

      YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUGG OUT

  178. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 5, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

    Damn good shot. Perfect right hook.

    Heck, If AG can doing flying acrobatics on a speeding car, and Sal can do same on her bike….then why can’t 90 lb. Joyce deck 250 lb Toedad?

    Seriously, most satisfying strip in ages.

    Where is Dina?

    • Robert
      Robert
      November 5, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

      I think she’s hunting in the woods for food.

  179. nothri
    nothri
    November 5, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

    Also, incidentally, Becky has officially never been more lesbian than she is right now.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 5, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

      Honestly, she looks more worried than anything else.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 9:31 am | #

      Confirmed girlfriend who likes her back. Rescued by superheroine, hot motorcycle woman, and her crush. Plus her crush decked out her homophobic dad.

      Yeah, she’s probably hitting just about peak lesbian right now.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 5, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

        Feel free to insert whatever hackneyed DBZ joke about numbers exceeding 9000 or this not being her final form or whatever. I’m too tired this morning.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 5, 2015 at 11:47 am | #

          UM ACTUALLY the real line is “Over 8000” and it was butchered by evil gaijin dubbers.

          #trufan

          • nothri
            nothri
            November 5, 2015 at 6:13 pm | #

            Yes, that’s true. However, the MEME, which is what everyone goes nuts over, was born from the mangled dub line. Ergo, 9000.

  180. Leon real
    Leon real
    November 5, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

    Joyce knows a hell of a lot more about what a father’s duty should be, you selfish, fundie moron.
    Now kick him in the head until death.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

      “Dads know how to make everything right”

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/fix/

      Damn that arc was rife with foreshadowing.

      • Peduncle
        Peduncle
        November 5, 2015 at 8:01 pm | #

        It’s been a wonderful sequence, with this as one of my favorites.

      • Peduncle
        Peduncle
        November 5, 2015 at 8:18 pm | #

        And this.

  181. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    November 5, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

    So glad to see the spirit of It’s Walky! Joyce has arrived.

  182. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    November 5, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

    YOOOOOOOOO

    • Shanunu
      Shanunu
      November 5, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

      Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, I realize the car accident pretty much guarantees that Ross is going to prison.

    • Shanunu
      Shanunu
      November 5, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

      A few pages ago I was wondering how badly Becky would let Amazigirl beat him up. I can’t believe I should have been worrying about Joyce.

  183. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    November 5, 2015 at 1:22 am | #

    “Oh great he’s talking about father’s duty again. Lord, give me the strength to not punch him square in the jaw, or at least the strength to do so.”
    …
    “God’s will be done.”

  184. merbrat
    merbrat
    November 5, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

    Damn skippy, Willis!

  185. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 5, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

    Okay, is anyone other than me reading “God gave me strength” and then imagining that as a “Magic staff, make my monster grow!” sequence?

    …

    Okay, so you didn’t, but now you can’t stop thinking it, right?

    • Anywhere
      Anywhere
      November 5, 2015 at 1:28 am | #

      Damn you, now I’m picturing Toedad dressed as Rita Repulsa.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 5, 2015 at 1:37 am | #

        My work here is done.

      • Time Sage
        Time Sage
        November 5, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

        As long as it’s not the rita action figure outfit with the boob cones…..

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 8:46 pm | #

        -Brain sizzles like a frying egg-

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 5, 2015 at 11:14 am | #

      That’s a big problem….

      We only have three people involved in the rescue. We can’t assign everyone a Ranger.

  186. Sunny Day
    Sunny Day
    November 5, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

    Wow a real Joyce vs Goliath story, she defeated the Ass by hitting him on the jawbone.

    • Anywhere
      Anywhere
      November 5, 2015 at 2:55 am | #

      +1

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 5, 2015 at 12:46 pm | #

      Isn’t that a reference to the Judge Samson? He beat a bunch of…Palestinians, was it?…with the jawbone of an ass. And thus he made an ass of them all.

  187. Freezer
    Freezer
    November 5, 2015 at 1:31 am | #

    FALCON JOYCE!

  188. Tim C.
    Tim C.
    November 5, 2015 at 1:31 am | #

    In the words of LL cool J:

    Joyce is gonna knock you out…. mama said knock you out…. I’mma gonna knock you out….

  189. podian
    podian
    November 5, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

    …Joyce sent Toedad flying…

    Are you sure there’s no Martian interference in Dumbiverse?

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 5, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

      Well, she couldn’t have done this before she devoted herself to Dexter & Monkey Master…
      (Causality shmausailty)

  190. Azarafel
    Azarafel
    November 5, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

    Probably been said before, but, youngest child with 3 older brothers equals not weak physically or super manipulative possible but for j I don’t think the latter is the case

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 5, 2015 at 9:35 am | #

      3 older presumed to be brothers at least. Jocelyn was in that mix. But still, yeah, I imagine she knows how to rough and tumble when needed.

  191. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 5, 2015 at 1:37 am | #

    You know, I think this whole event speaks a lot about Amber’s effectiveness as Amazi-Girl. As far as serious crises goes, she’s 0 for 2 in terms of helping people, and 0-1 in instigating a fight with Sal. Amazi-Girl has only ever made things worse, or was otherwise useless, and I’m sure it’s because she’s not doing the “superheroine” thing for other people; she’s doing this to avoid confronting her issues, arguably at the expense of others. While I do understand that trauma is hard to work through, I think her current method of coping isn’t just dangerous; it’s selfish and self-serving, with the pretense of helping others as an excuse. It doesn’t mean I hate her; I just hope she realizes this and stops.

    Contrast that with Joyce, who’s had more victories than defeats by just being herself when it comes to fighting. She’s successfully defended Dorothy from her over-religious parents, she defended herself from a bible-quoting rapist, and now Joyce is in the process of defending Becky from her dangerously religious father. The difference between Joyce and Amazi-Girl is that Joyce genuinely cares.

    Sure, Amazi-Girl cares about human life as a general vigilante rule, but she has neither the passion nor the drive that Joyce has when it comes to confronting danger, especially for the benefit of others. Amazi-Girl is an emotional self-defense created by Amber, she isn’t there to help people; that’s just a result of imagining these crises as her past traumas.

    I think that one of the best lessons Joyce learned from growing up in a fundamentalist home is that you should defend and put your whole faith into your beliefs. Be passionate about them. We’ve seen her do that when trying to justify her belief in the Bible and God. Right now, Joyce has placed her belief in Becky, in her best friend, and she’ll do everything she can to defend her.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 5, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

      Great analysis! As with all good character analyses, the correct thing to do here is disagree. Because internet. =)P

      While I won’t disagree with you about Amazi-Girl’s motives or high-risk methods, she doesn’t seem short on passion where asshole abusive fathers and their victim daughters are concerned, and however badly it nearly turned out in this case she deserves at least an assist. She wasn’t ineffective. The biggest threats were (1) Toedad escaping in the Toemobile with Becky and going off to do… whatever he was planning, (2) Toedad shooting someone; and (3) State troopers ka-spewing Toedad’s brains in front of Becky and traumatizing her for life. However risky her methods, she neutralized all three threats. I have NO IDEA how Sal and Joyce were planning to get him to stop, but it wouldn’t have been pretty either.

      As for Joyce, I’m going to again disagree. Joyce is normally a confused and conflicted individual, handicapped by her upbringing. She leans towards kindness, compassion, and acceptance. These are at her core and are a great source of strength and determination, and they’re about character, not beliefs. She could be capable of almost anything through this. But she is held back alternatively by confusion regarding the, erm, harsher parts of Christianity, and by uncertainty stemming from exposure to the myriad things from which she had been previously sheltered. Her strength emerges not from the application of faith in any sense beyond dedication to people, but instead from setting aside this confusion and uncertainty when it truly matters.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 5, 2015 at 5:20 am | #

        Her passion is based on her psychological trauma, trying to “correct the wrong” that happened by using this trauma as a “weapon for good”. That is very passionate, sure, but it’s a self-serving passion that fizzles out when confronted with reality. On the flip side, Joyce is protecting her best friend when she could’ve just let Amazi-Girl do her thing. She is held back by her confusion, yes, but it’s overridden by the powerful instinct to help others when they’re in need, and that instinct is validated through her faith.

        Joyce’s beliefs are something to consider, because prior to Becky showing up, Joyce still thought homosexuality was something to “cure”. She tried to “cure” Ethan because she thought that’s what her beliefs called for. Here, she is facing that belief in the form of Toedad, and rejecting it. That alone is a very powerful message about how her beliefs and faith have changed.

        The story of Joyce is the story of coming to terms with one’s religious upbringing, how society challenges those beliefs, and how one chooses to react. Time and again, Joyce has chosen to use her faith in the defense of people that fundie Christians like toedad or her parents would condemn. She’s rejecting their interpretation of their shared faith in God and Jesus Christ and asserting her own; one that isn’t cruel or discriminatory against anyone.

        Rather than setting aside her confusion and uncertainty, I think it becomes clearer to Joyce on what she does and doesn’t believe in. She believes that Becky is valid in who she is, and she doesn’t believe that what Becky’s father is doing is right or morally just.

    • doubleW
      doubleW
      November 5, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

      Joyce is cool as hell (hah), but try imagining this strip with Toedad still armed and with a running car.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 5, 2015 at 4:42 am | #

        I imagine it would’ve gone better than a car crash that could’ve potentially killed the red vehicle driver (because Amazi-Girl lost her grip), Amazi-Girl herself (if Sal wasn’t there to catch her), Toedad and Becky.

        Secondly, there is more than one way to stop a car, just as there is more than one way to disarm a person.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          November 5, 2015 at 5:29 am | #

          I don’t agree. I think that it is much more likely that it would have ended with bloodshed and multiple fatalities.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 5, 2015 at 9:52 am | #

          I imagine it would’ve ended in a car crash anyway, after Toedad trying to ram through police fortifications, possibly while shooting/being shot at, with a lesser chance of survival.

    • Torra
      Torra
      November 5, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

      I really like this analysis! I agree with all that actually, it all makes a lot of sense. Amazi-Girl does what she does *for herself* instead of other people, whereas Joyce does things the other way around, even if its hard or its something that is against her original beliefs.

      Amber definitely needs some help. I’m hoping this will help her realise it!

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        November 5, 2015 at 3:17 am | #

        That may have been the case once but read ‘hostage’ again. See what Amazi-Girl’s reason is for keeping up the pursuit despite having smashed into a windscreen at 20mph: “I cant… fail anyone!”

        She may be crazy and self-deluding, but she believes that she’s doing this to help people.

        • shadowcell
          shadowcell
          November 5, 2015 at 3:33 am | #

          well, yes, “*I* can’t fail anyone!” as good as her intentions are, it’s still about her. which is what you’d expect when Amazi-Girl is a coping mechanism.

        • SDGlyph
          SDGlyph
          November 5, 2015 at 3:34 am | #

          That’s still more about her own issues than actually helping people, I think, and goes back to both the end of WBDDB and Blaine berating her for not being able to do anything about Sal taking Ethan hostage. I dunno, I’m struggling to articulate the impression I got from it.

    • Tilty
      Tilty
      November 5, 2015 at 3:35 am | #

      -Rolls eyes-

      This is a very biased, unfair, and inaccurate analysis of both Joyce and Amazigirl. It feels less like you understand either character, and more like you want to find knit-picky reasons to attack Amber/Amazigirl and will twist information to suit this conclusion.

      For the record, I am not saying that was Amazigirl is doing is healthy. It is not. Burying her emotions, problems like domestic abuse, under layers of anger and disassociation is not healthy. Still, that doesn’t mean that she hasn’t helped in these situations, particularly in this violent kidnapping.

      The facts are:

      1) Toedad was ALREADY violent and talking about fighting the police over custody of his daughter.

      2) Toedad was ALREADY endangering both himself and Becky by driving recklessly.

      3) Toedad was already several minutes ahead of Sal before Amazigirl slowed them down.

      Those are indisputable facts shown through the dialogue and storytelling.

      We also know that any discussion with Becky could have led to more anger and escalation. Particularly if she had called 911 without being prompted by Amazigirl! He was already prepared to strike her for even trying to keep them from getting in a wreck, and had they continued that is a very likely outcome – particularly with Sal in pursuit.

      Do you think that if he saw Joyce in the rearview instead of Amazigirl this situation would have been resolved more peacefully? Or, more likely, would he have started behaving more recklessly in the name of “Defending” his daughter? In which case, there wouldn’t have been anyone to disarm Ross. Or keep him from hitting the pavement and dying (Traumatizing Becky). Or kept the car from flipping.

      Sal simply DOESN’T HAVE THAT SKILLSET. Without Amazigirl to disarm and stop Ross, she would have escalated the situation as well simply by being present.

      And don’t even get me STARTED on cops, who would have likely have tried to flip the car anyway.

      So, sure, Joyce got in the last punch, but it was only after Amazigirl disarmed Ross, stopped his vehicle, and got him just injured enough that Joyce was capable of knocking him down. Heaven knows she couldn’t do it at the fountain!

      In fact, I am going to double down on this stance and say that Joyce put Becky in DANGER by refusing to contact people who would be able to help her friend. She didn’t want to tell Dorothy or Amazigirl – the two people who would be most capable of preventing this situation in the first place! Dorothy is an incredibly intelligent woman with a strong understanding of the world, law, and how to help others. She’s also an aspiring politician who understands how to pull favors with connections, and her boyfriend’s mother knows the Dean. She would have been the most able to find a safe and legal way to keep Becky on campus, but Joyce would not tell her because of personal reasons. That was selfish.

      Amazigirl/Amber, had she known about Becky, could have helped ensure she wasn’t spotted and that Ross wouldn’t endanger Becky at the school. Not only is she highly educated about the LGBT+ community, and so more likely to know of resources to help Becky, but she is also generally more experienced at ensuring that she isn’t caught by the wrong people. She wouldn’t have overlooked the fact that Becky’s orange hair was a red flag. She also would have been more hyper-vigilant in ensuring that if Becky was spotted, she wasn’t put in that much danger.

      By not contacting her friends and assuming Becky could just sleep in her dorm with no fallout, Joyce CAUSED this entire arc. Without Amazigirl, people probably would have died.

      • Kirbilius Clausius
        Kirbilius Clausius
        November 5, 2015 at 12:33 pm | #

        For Amazi-Girl’s ‘real world superheroing’, she’s not doing so bad. She’s been shown to have actually stopped other crimes in progress, or are we not counting the time she saved the woman being harrassed on the street because she’s nameless? She actually did stop the White-Board Ding-Dong Bandit. So far she has exactly two in-panel failings: picking a fight with Sal & crew and allowing the escape of Ol’ Gash Face. And honestly, after Dorothy reports _this_ incident of Amazi-Girl being hit by a car and stopping a ToeDad (a campus shooter) people might actually calm down as much as people did in Seattle after Phoenix Jones’ secret identity was revealed to be MMA. Even in this incident, Amazi-Girl may not have ‘saved the day’ but she certainly kept the day from slipping into that cold black night by disarming ToeDad, bringing the car to a stop and simply helping when it was shown that the police were not going to.

        Amber’s psychological problems are still more of a burden on Amazi-Girl than her ‘official’ record.

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        November 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm | #

        Um. I think you’re way off the mark on a few things here.

        First, from your ‘indisputable facts’, number 2 is flat wrong. Becky got Ross to slow down and drive normally already – telling him to stop at stop signs before they even got off campus, and to ‘drive casual’ when she saw the cops coming (and before she saw AG).

        Secondly, Joyce did tell Dorothy about Becky. Becky turned up on Thursday, and Joyce told Dorothy about her situation the very next day; Dorothy discreetly raised the subject of shelters in their Gender Studies class after lunch. As for Amazi-Girl – she was the person Joyce contacted, via Dorothy, as soon as she knew Ross was back on campus (when Becky called her while running through the meadow, and before Ross turned up at the fountain with the gun). Joyce certainly didn’t “refuse to contact people”, and I think you’re doing exactly what you’re accusing ninja_jesus of here.

        Also, your whole thing with Amazi-Girl having the skills to save Ross and Becky from the crash neatly sidesteps the fact that AG caused the crash in the first place by blowing out Ross’ tyre. I’ve said my piece already in the last couple of days so won’t repeat everything here.

        It wouldn’t have been as exciting, but the best possible reaction from Amazi-Girl (in terms of Becky’s safety) would probably be something like this:
        AG: “Joyce, listen to me. Do you know where they’re going?”
        J: “Y-yes. I think so. Becky said he wanted to take her home. To La Porte.”
        AG: “Joyce, you need to call the police right now. Tell them what’s happened, where they’re going, and describe the car. They’ll catch him and get Becky out of there, I promise. Now I’m going to go find Dina and make sure she’s okay too.”

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 5, 2015 at 1:05 pm | #

          +1

        • Tilty
          Tilty
          November 5, 2015 at 2:28 pm | #

          Oh please. This is drivel.

          Firstly, Becky told Toedad to drive casual, but there was very little indication of him doing so. And, in fact, the second that anyone would have entered pursuit his reckless behaviors would have continued. It doesn’t matter if we’re discussing Amazigirl, Sal, or the police. Anyone tailing Toedad would have escalated the situation, and SOMEONE WOULD HAVE PURSUED HIM. Even if your “Best case scenario,” the police would have pursued, Toedad would have either tried to escape through reckless driving (Prompting either the pit maneuver or tire shredding strips – which would have flipped the car anyway), or he would have taken the gun out and ended in a shoot off. The fact that you believe that calling the police on a man with a rifle holding his daughter hostage in a high speed chase would have ended better than no one getting seriously injured is LAUGHABLE at best.

          Joyce might have MENTIONED Becky’s situation, but she didn’t take anyone’s advice. She wanted Becky to just live in her dorms with no one noticing, just forever. She was told this wasn’t feasible, and she didn’t care. She was told it was short-sighted, and she didn’t care. She was told of places which could help Becky AND SHE DIDN’T CARE. She, like a short-sighted child, believed that she could just hide a full grown woman away in a dorm forever with absolutely no fallout.

          There’s a difference between telling someone, and seeking help and taking that help. Joyce didn’t. She did things her way. She put Becky in danger because of it.

          But let’s return to the police again, shall we? In our universe, the police are a mixed bag. Sure you have good police officers who can and do resolve dangerous situations, but you also have a police academy which teaches force before negotiation and acceptable losses. One hostage in a car has less value than the potentially dozens who could be killed when Ross gets in a high-speed shootout. Pedestrians, other drivers, police officers… They’re not going to put everyone in danger over Becky. Period.

          And that is OUR universe.

          In the Dumbing world, the police seem to be incompetent to the point of comedic effect. Not only do they make NO effort to find an illegal vigilante on premises, they can’t even distinguish between an animal attack and a beating – from when Amber assaulted her father. After the shooting, they made no effort to secure the premises, and let a speeding car (With a girl riding behind it on a skateboard) drive right past them. Because, you know, fleeing the scene of a crime isn’t suspicious at all.

          What do you think the best-case resolution would be with cops who can’t even be bothered to do their jobs? Do you sincerely, honestly think it’d be better than disarming a dangerous man and getting everyone out alive?

          • SDGlyph
            SDGlyph
            November 5, 2015 at 5:34 pm | #

            Hmm. Wow. You seem to be very convinced of a lot of things that ‘would’ have happened, and of what you say characters were thinking when, I believe, the text clearly shows otherwise. You’re also trying to move the goalposts after you’re been shown to be wrong (“Joyce didn’t tell Dorothy! Okay, well, she might have mentioned it but…”).

            Protip: Dismissing someone else’s reply as ‘drivel’ and then proceeding to shout at them is not conducive to any kind of discussion. You’ve clearly got some kind of raging hate-on for Joyce and aren’t interested in listening to anyone else’s interpretation, so I’m out. Have a nice day.

            • Tilty
              Tilty
              November 6, 2015 at 4:54 am | #

              I don’t hate Joyce at all. I am pointing out that saying she “Saved the day” or resolved the conflict is completely wrong when she is part of the root cause of the conflict. To be honest, I had forgotten that she had made mention of Becky to Dorothy, but she didn’t pursue advice. She didn’t even acknowledge that there was a need for long-term goals. Becky staying at a school where she would be spotted with no protection, while being stalked by her father IS in part Joyce’s fault based on the choices she made.

              And I am countering the ‘should’a, could’a, would’a’ with another perspective. The idea that contacting the police wouldn’t escalate the situation is just plain wrong. Police CONSTANTLY escalate situations. They’re trained to apprehend, and in this situation they would not have let an armed assailant escape, and Ross already said he would fight the police if they gave chase. There’s no good end there. None.

              Joyce and Amazigirl have some similarities. They are both victims of assaults that have left them psychologically scarred. They are both resistant to getting help. They’re both more willing to handle situations outside of their control independently, rather than seek help. They both need help in dealing with the roots of these issues, rather than burying trauma under coping mechanisms. They both played a role in how this chain of events played out – both in a positive and negative way.

              My problem is that the OP is fixating on one action by Joyce and saying it resolved the entire situation and that she saves people just by being herself, and that is simply not true. Joyce played just as much of a role in escalating this to violence as Amazigirl had, while Amazigirl had managed to successfully avoid getting anyone seriously injured. As far as comic-book-worlds are concerned, that’s a win! It’s more than what many heroes could say, honestly.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 5, 2015 at 4:04 pm | #

          Just a point: Ross caused the crash by abandoning the wheel and climbing out of the moving car to shoot Amazi-girl. A crash was pretty much guaranteed from that moment.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 5, 2015 at 4:14 pm | #

            Would he have let go of the wheel to shoot police cars?

            Would there be caltrops on the road puncturing his tires and sending them spinning into a truck?

            Would some random bystander end up getting her windshield smashed?

            It’s ultimately kind of pointless to ask about could/should, but I think the entire argument over the last week is less about whether Amber did a good job and more that she really shouldn’t have been physically able to without plot armor.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 5, 2015 at 5:32 pm | #

              That was specifically in reply to “neatly sidesteps the fact that AG caused the crash in the first place by blowing out Ross’ tyre.”

              I also suspect, you and the author may have different ideas about the kind of realism to expect in the strip. We’ve got a lot of emotional and psychological realism – everyone involved is going to dealing with the emotional consequences of this for years of our time, much like Joyce still (not) dealing with the attempted rape.
              And there’s no aliens or super-tech kind of weirdness. Still, Amazi-girl’s been playing by super-hero rules the whole time. Both in terms of physical prowess and things like the secret identity trope.

              More broadly, how else could this have gone, narratively? It’s all well and good to talk about the best realistic option being to call the cops and let them handle it, but that doesn’t work story wise. What would that look like? We see Joyce call the cops and give a report, go down the station and give a statement, then hear that Ross is dead and Becky’s been taken to the hospital for observation?
              Or we could follow Becky, sitting helplessly as Ross crashes into the police blockade and drags himself from the car with his gun, to be blown away?
              Or just wait a couple of months real time before we find they found him at home and were able to rescue her.

              The protagonists needed to be the ones to stop Toedad. How could that be arranged, without breaking your suspension of disbelief?

              • SDGlyph
                SDGlyph
                November 5, 2015 at 5:49 pm | #

                Agree that narratively, simply calling the cops would have been unsatisfying – and certainly less exciting, as I said. I don’t think that precludes discussion of whether Amazi-Girl did the right thing within the story.

                Please note that saying “Amazi-Girl made the situation worse” is not* the same thing as “Amazi-Girl made the comic less enjoyable” or “Willis shouldn’t have written it this way”. The last week or so has been a wild and exciting ride building up to a fantastic point of catharsis, and none of it would have happened if Amazi-Girl hadn’t escalated the situation. But I absolutely think she did escalate it – again, within the story – and that plays into the ongoing arc of Amber’s psychological issues.

                (*for me; I recognise that some people have found the last week less enjoyable. Nothing wrong with that, either: people like different things.)

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 5, 2015 at 6:20 pm | #

                That line about there being no aliens or supertech; that’s what it felt like seeing Amazi-Girl’s actions. I consistently did not believe that what I was witnessing was something that could fit into the entire five year run of the series. Given what we know about the rules of DoA and how Amber can function, I don’t believe that the strips with the chase could have actually occurred, between the heroic bystander, Amber being able to adrenaline her way through a grievous head wound, and Sal just showing up out of nowhere and catching Amazi-Girl with one arm.

                As for whether the characters have to solve this situation, well, I really disagree. At the least, they shouldn’t be put in situations where they have to solve problems completely beyond their means, and I think that armed kidnapping counts for college kids. That’s what made the original situation with Ross on campus with a rifle so great. It was the characters in this overwhelming situation beyond their control that they couldn’t deal with. It was this viscerally real, horrifying sequence of events, because there wasn’t a way to stop Toedad in this fantastical, over the top way. It’s not like we needed to just focus on Joyce at the campus waiting around for a solution; we could have had more focus on Becky’s situation and how she was reacting to it.

                Having said all that, it’s over and we’re moving on, so there’s no point in me harping on it anymore. I really didn’t like it, I thought it was a huge dip for what has been an almost constantly top quality series, I thought it should have been solved in a way that was more grounded and consistent in tone with the previous campus shooting sequence, but I also get that it worked for most of the readers so more power to you guys.

                • Tilty
                  Tilty
                  November 6, 2015 at 4:58 am | #

                  So basically you’re butthurt because you didn’t like the resolution to the comic arc and are going to attack Amazigirl’s character despite the fact that she has been shown to achieve some superhuman acts in the comic so it’s clearly not designed to be 100% realistic?

                  If you want realism, look for a comic where someone can’t use a pair of hedgeclippers to zipline their way down a power line.

                • Nezumi
                  Nezumi
                  March 27, 2016 at 4:09 am | #

                  Dude, I’m coming into this late, but you’re the guy who thinks “Is racist and negligent” is objectively worse than “Using her children as pawns in a plan that ultimately results in their deaths, including using her own daughter as bait with the full expectation she probably wouldn’t make it out of that arrangement without dying or being captured by evil aliens”, because somehow, the person doing the latter still “cares” — because I know I always care deeply about people I deliberately send off to die.

                • Nezumi
                  Nezumi
                  March 27, 2016 at 4:12 am | #

                  … I cut off too soon. I meant to finish up by saying I think you’re literally the worst person I’ve seen at literary and character analysis, ever. Amazi-Girl has ziplined down a power cable with garden shears. She’s managed feats of parkour that should be literally impossible, especially without any plausible source of training in it. People magically fail to recognize her despite her looking exactly like Amber. But, no, it’s a high-speed car chase that breaks suspension of disbelief, and her being the only one with anything resembling an actual plan in this whole affair — Sal’s plan was “Stop Amazi-Girl”, and she didn’t seem to have any plans for how to actually help Becky after that — that makes her evil and unbelievable.

            • Mindlink
              Mindlink
              November 6, 2015 at 7:37 am | #

              “Would he have let go of the wheel to shoot police cars?”

              Yes

              “Would there be caltrops on the road puncturing his tires and sending them spinning into a truck?”

              Yes, if not a truck, at least another car.

              “Would some random bystander end up getting her windshield smashed?”

              Quite possibly

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 5, 2015 at 7:04 pm | #

        “This is a very biased, unfair, and inaccurate analysis”

        “Joyce CAUSED this entire arc”

        Okay buddy.

        I’m not gonna come up with a counter point because I’m lazy and you’ve already shown yourself to be dismissive of other arguments; I just wanted to point out the hypocrisy of your statement.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 6, 2015 at 3:53 am | #

        Okay, so, I’m sure I won’t be seeing a reply, but I’ve stopped being lazy and considered your counter argument. A lot of it has been argued already, so I won’t get into that, but there are portions I’m willing to tackle.

        “Do you think that if he saw Joyce in the rearview instead of Amazigirl this situation would have been resolved more peacefully? Or, more likely, would he have started behaving more recklessly in the name of “Defending” his daughter? In which case, there wouldn’t have been anyone to disarm Ross. Or keep him from hitting the pavement and dying (Traumatizing Becky). Or kept the car from flipping.”

        I actually think this would’ve gone better had Ross seen Joyce, someone who he’d think to be harmless, than a random vigilante character climbing onto his car, which is what prompted him to leave the wheel in the first place. His reaction to Amazi-Girl was likely the most reckless Ross could get in that situation, because anything could’ve happened once he let go of the wheel. Following Ross from a safe distance would’ve been FAR safer for everyone involved.

        “Sal simply DOESN’T HAVE THAT SKILLSET. Without Amazigirl to disarm and stop Ross, she would have escalated the situation as well simply by being present.”

        That’s a moot point; no one knows her skillset because it hasn’t been revealed yet. And again, Amazi-Girl’s mere presence DID escalate the situation.

        “And don’t even get me STARTED on cops, who would have likely have tried to flip the car anyway.”

        So, you’ve argued reality with somebody above, so let me do the same and ask: what usually happens to white men with guns? What has the media shown us time and again about what happens to White school shooters? They aren’t killed, they’re arrested; and with Indiana being part of the Bible Belt, I have no doubt that the most likely thing that would’ve happened to Ross is a pair of handcuffs and a bulletproof vest.

        “So, sure, Joyce got in the last punch, but it was only after Amazigirl disarmed Ross, stopped his vehicle, and got him just injured enough that Joyce was capable of knocking him down. Heaven knows she couldn’t do it at the fountain!”

        You’re right. She couldn’t have done it at the fountain. What’s your point? That Amazi-Girl HAD to risk the lives of several drivers and a hostage in order to “save the day”? Amazi-Girl is lucky for things to have turned out this way. A lot of blood could’ve easily been on her hands. And it wasn’t any “skillset” that helped her out here. It was pure dumb luck.

        Lucky that Ross didn’t swing her into oncoming traffic at the beginning; lucky that the red car didn’t swerve into oncoming traffic after Amazi-Girl landed against it; lucky that the driver agreed to help her; lucky she made it from one car to the other; lucky that her hands didn’t lose grip a second time; lucky Ross missed his shot; lucky that the kick landed, and that it was hard enough to knock the gun from his hands; lucky that the caltrops didn’t send the car spinning into the 18 Wheeler; lucky that she was caught by Sal at all, and that Sal didn’t arrive too early or too late for that catch.

        And you are right, to a point, about Joyce having blame for this entire scenario playing out. You are wrong, however, to assume Amazi-Girl could’ve done all those things for Joyce. Amber’s not a full-time superhero; she’s a human being, and having to worry about someone 24/7 would be exhausting; that’s why Joyce had multiple friends help keep watch.

        You’re very passionate and I respect that. Don’t think I’m mindlessly hating on Amazi-Girl/Amber. She’s one of my favorite characters in the comic. Seeing the shit she does for others at the risk of her own life, however, is terrifying, not something to glorify, especially since she’s NOT trained. The only “skillset” we’ve been told about, to my knowledge, is fucking high school track and field.

        In the end, Joyce didn’t pop the tire, Joyce didn’t endanger several drivers, Joyce wasn’t almost flung into an 18 Wheeler, and Joyce didn’t cause a car crash the could’ve killed both Ross and Becky; that was all Amazi-Girl’s doing.

        • Tilty
          Tilty
          November 6, 2015 at 5:28 am | #

          -Rolls eyes-

          Yeah. Firstly you are dead wrong. Ross was obsessive, violent, and completely consumed with the idea of ‘fixing’ his daughter. As far as he is concerned, anyone standing between him and Becky was an enemy. He even went so far as to say if ANY of her friends tried to stop him, he’d send them to hell. He didn’t say, ‘Any of your friends, aside from sweet Joyce.’

          Any. Of. Her. Friends.

          Ross was a deadly man. Assuming he would think Joyce wasn’t a threat is naive, because anyone willing to break into a school with a rifle and threaten to shoot innocent children is NOT someone who would just say, ‘Clearly you’re not going to stand in my way!’

          And this is why Sal’s skillset is important, because had Amazigirl not been in close pursuit, Sal was still trying to cut close and the second that Ross spotted Joyce then things would have escalated still. Anything could have set him off. Anyone who is dangerous enough to bring a gun to a school, hunt young women through the woods, and kidnap their own daughter is NOT being reasonable.

          And, yes, police do favor white assailants. A white man with a gun is regularly treated more favorably than unarmed black men, and that is a sad reality of our world… But a fleeing suspect would would have to be stopped because they’re endangering everyone in their way.

          Also you are wrong about Amber.

          1) She took undisclosed self-defense classes and clearly has self-trained to idolize heroes, so no her only skillset isn’t track and field.

          2) She would have the common sense to not tell Becky that it is completely okay to walk around campus just a day or two after her father had arrived.

          3) She would have had the common sense to help Becky disguise herself (At least dye her hair), because that’s something that she is intimately understands based on both her own fascination with heroes and her identity as Amazigirl.

          I would also say that while Amazigirl was no doubt the trigger that escalated the situation (Which could have just as easily been Joyce/Sal, the police, or even Becky), she isn’t responsible for Ross’ actions. Ross flung her into the red car. Ross took out the gun. Ross let go of the wheel. Ross was going to get them all die in a flaming wreck rather than surrender Becky.

          What Amazigirl did was she didn’t let Ross escape to wherever he intended to bring Becky (He said home, but who knows if he would change his mind). She disarmed Ross after he brought out his rifle. She kept him from falling out of the car when he climbed out the window. She kept the car from driving off of the road after Ross let go of the steering wheel to shoot at her.

          ROSS flipped the car when he let go of the wheel. Not Amazigirl with her spikes.

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            November 6, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

            There are a few points I concede to, but I still disagree that Amber/Amazi-Girl’s involvement was necessary in the first place. Having said that, her involvement was pretty awesome to see, which I suppose is the whole point, regardless of whatever “realism” people like myself want to argue.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 6, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

          “what usually happens to white men with guns? What has the media shown us time and again about what happens to White school shooters? ”

          They usually go down in a hail of fire, don’t you watch the news ?
          Just a few weeks ago, there was a video circulating on the net, from an officers dash cam none the less, of a cop walking up to a car driven by a white college kid, and simply shooting his gun at him while the kid was just sitting there.
          And an adult brandishing a rifle, which he previously fired on CAMPUS, would definitively not be handled with gloves.

    • ThatGuy
      ThatGuy
      November 5, 2015 at 5:20 am | #

      Just dont forget about the fact that this campus would literally be a worse place without her.

      She may spend time taking out “petty” crime, but she mostly patrols for bullies and harrassers and assaulters

      the problem is this story isnt about Amber, its about everyone. Otherwise we’d have filler and one of gags of her day to day stopping of petty and actual crime.

      Amber is basically batman but without 10 to 20 years of coping with her issues, the good parents, money or wing wang

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 5, 2015 at 5:28 am | #

        I don’t doubt her contributions to school campus safety, but there are better ways to make a campus safer than beating up those people. She can surely do these things without the mask, legally, but the mask is convenient for her because it frees her of personal responsibility and liability. Not necessarily a bad thing against harassers/bullies/assaulters, but crashing a car and the resulting hospital bills are something that’s in need of accountability, regardless of justification. The car didn’t need to crash for it to be stopped. Nobody had to be hurt here.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          November 5, 2015 at 5:30 am | #

          FWIW, from the moment Becky agreed to get into the car, the road to a resolution without anyone getting hurt was closed.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            November 5, 2015 at 9:52 am | #

            That’s actually a good point. Even if Becky continued in her martyring and no one came after her, she would have been hurt by her dad’s let’s just say aggressive ideas of how to “cure the gay”, possibly fatally so if she dared push back against it at all. Police confrontation with gun probably would have ended with possibly her shot and definitely him shot (after all, he “wasn’t going to let them take her from him”)

            Joyce and Sal on motorcycle would have probably ended with him trying to kill them both with the car like he tried to do with Amazi-girl. If they did manage to stop him and he had his gun, he probably would have attempted to shoot Joyce or Sal and Becky would have tried to martyr herself and dissuade Joyce from saving her in order to keep anyone from being shot.

            Amazi-girl put a lot, like a shitton of people in danger with her stunt (the red car woman, Toedad, Becky, herself, the truck driver, anyone on that freeway until those caltrops are cleaned up, and Sal and Joyce when they had to save her), but lucked into the only outcome that doesn’t end in a corpse. That’s a win even though she likely won’t fully accept it as one because she didn’t personally shut him down for good.

            I think the part where the OP has the biggest point is in the risks Amazi-girl takes, especially when she is ramped up in full flashback mode. In regular mode, she is a competent and helpful addition to general campus culture removing harassers and petty thieves from the scene and rescuing cats. In flashback mode, she throws herself recklessly in poorly thought out overly dramatic ways. Confronting a bunch of delinquents in an overly aggressive way just to pick a fight with a memory of a little girl who scared her. Or any of the incredibly dangerous crap she pulled in this rescue. When in flashback mode, she literally stops caring if she lives or dies (because she has to succeed no matter what) and loses the careful planning that makes her most effective.

            What will be interesting is how she responds to this. This isn’t the first time she has “failed” by her standards of success, but this is the first time she has been grievously injured and nearly killed by her antics. The healthy response would be to use this to look at how her decision making seems to be going in bad places when she’s fully disassociating and watch that, but I have a feeling that this is going to prompt her to simply go all in on the disassociating and trying to further separate Amazi-girl from Amber. Which, I know from personal experience trying to separate out one particular alter from the others, really really doesn’t work.

            And if she goes that route, she might be starting down on a road of being less and less effective in her positive roles.

      • SDGlyph
        SDGlyph
        November 5, 2015 at 7:55 am | #

        That’s actually something I was thinking about this morning, and contrasting Sal with Amazi-Girl. They both have issues of severe parental neglect, but deal with them in very different ways. Sal described AG as ‘caped white girl power trip’ and… she’s kinda got a point. Sal’s self-image seems to be ‘black girl fighting back against unjust authority, refusing to let anyone else make her choices for her’. It makes her the perennial rebel without a cause. Amber, on the other hand, channels her aggression into enforcing authority, making the world a better place by taking down petty lawbreakers (from harassers and thieves to underage drinkers – she’s blind to the severity of the offence). It’s not surprising they clash.

        It gets even messier when the stakes get high, though. That’s when AG seems almost to switch into a martyr complex (remember: if not for Sal’s catch, AG would have saved Ross and Becky at the cost of her own life – and she’d probably have said that’s the way it should be). I’m finding it really hard to unpick the tangle and find where AG’s determination not to fail anyone ends and Amber’s determination not to be helpless begins. They go hand-in-hand. And that’s a sign of good writing!

        Whoo, that turned into a bit of a wall o’ text, and I still feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface…

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 5, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

      ” Amazi-Girl has only ever made things worse, or was otherwise useless,”

      Umm… she just saved the day! The only thing Joyce&Sal did was save Amazi-Girl…

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 5, 2015 at 11:24 am | #

        I suppose the biggest question is whether or not it was a situation that could be solved in a safe way without Amazi-Girl.

        I think so. I think that Amber’s involvement and actions just made everything worse, and the only positive was getting Becky to dial 911. Otherwise it could have been something dealt by people who know what they’re doing, and even the prospect of Toedad taking his daughter with him was more manageable and survivable than what transpired.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 6, 2015 at 7:20 am | #

          In what universe is dialing 911 the “safe” option ?
          You honestly don’t think that would have escaled things just as much, or even worse ?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 6, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

            No. In what universe is sending an unhinged costumed vigilante after a kidnapper safer than the cops doing it?

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              November 6, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

              The Dumbiverse, of course.

            • Mindlink
              Mindlink
              November 6, 2015 at 11:47 am | #

              If you can’t see how the cops would have escalated the situation, then I see no point in continuing this discussion. Come ON!
              Amazi-Girl, and any costumed hero, would ALSO escalate the situation, of course, because it’s next to impossible to intervene in an armed kidnapping without escalation. Ross having allready shown, at least to us, that he was not open for negation.

            • Nezumi
              Nezumi
              March 27, 2016 at 4:19 am | #

              It’s not safer, but it’s actually not more dangerous. Ross wouldn’t have seen cops and gone “Oh, I guess I should stop for these nice people.” He would have initiated a high-speed chase or a shootout. He outright said he was willing to die. And cops use caltrops too, and high speed chases with cops are actually more dangerous — cop cars do a lot more harm than a girl on a skateboard. If the cops got involved, we’d be dealing with dead Ross, and/or dead Becky if he decided he had to “save her” from being separated from him or was just too damn reckless.

  192. Megatron
    Megatron
    November 5, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

    I approve.

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 5, 2015 at 11:20 am | #

      Megatron, no offense, but I’m not sure how to feel about your approval of a character’s actions.

  193. avistel
    avistel
    November 5, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

    Yeah, much as I enjoy seeing shitbags getting their asses handed to them, I find the possibility of Joyce decking him like that implausible. Makes the schadenfreude taste a bit ersatz, wissen Sie?

    Anybody here care to weigh in? I do a bit of boxing, but with bags rather than people for the most part, so I could be in the wrong.

    • Megatron
      Megatron
      November 5, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

      Big people aren’t hard to knock down if they don’t see it coming because they’re weight may be unevenly distributed. Boxers expect their opponents to hit them, dirtbag fleshlings do not.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

      Joyce has near perfect form, according to this.

      • avistel
        avistel
        November 5, 2015 at 7:24 am | #

        Ooh, very much so. Looking at it again, that’s like a textbook uppercut – starting from a semi-crouch like that gives it a lot more oomph. Though you don’t want to telegraph it that much – try to keep your hands guarding your chin until the last second. (Granted, I’m still guilty of getting sloppy like that, so people in glass houses etc.)

        • avistel
          avistel
          November 5, 2015 at 7:26 am | #

          Oh yeah, and keep your feet on the ground. Otherwise you’re asking to lose balance. And then you get rekt.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 5, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

      He’s just walked away from a crash that ought to have killed him or at least left him a paraplegic cripple for life. At this point, I think that readers of DoA need to accept that ‘realism’ takes second place to ‘dramatic and comedic necessity’ in this strip.

  194. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    November 5, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

    Becky just got real turned on

  195. Rosaline
    Rosaline
    November 5, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

    and god has given HER the strength to KO a mofo. Or should I say, mo-toe?

  196. Mojo
    Mojo
    November 5, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

    Well, that was satisfying.

  197. Pasta
    Pasta
    November 5, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

    Well, seeing as nobody else has managed to die, I’m gonna put my nickles on somebody picking up the gun from the road and this storyline taking a very dark turn.

  198. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    November 5, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

    the strength to get knocked the fuck out!

  199. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    November 5, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

    So, Do we have to assume Cartoon physic is in action, for a feather-weight like Joyce to have the strength to sucker-punch an Heavy-weight like Ross, or has he actually some head-trauma from the whole event and Joyce’s punch just made things worst?

    • doubleW
      doubleW
      November 5, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

      Joyce is filled with denouement-power.

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        November 5, 2015 at 12:09 pm | #

        I’ve been watching too much Undertale.
        I could have SWORN you were about to say determination.

    • Slyfincleton
      Slyfincleton
      November 5, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

      Considering the bloody state of his knees, I’m guessing he was already wobbly, and even if he weren’t, a rage-filled sucker punch to the face like that will hurt, no matter who it is coming from

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 5, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

      She’s an Abductee. She’s at least three times stronger than a baseline human, has been brainwashed to be a living weapon and has the ability to add telekinetic boosts to her motions, massively increasing her apparent strength and agility… wait… sorry, what was that…?

      Oh, sorry, wrong continuity. 😉

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 5, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

      I mean the fact that he’s being sent flying I would chalk up to artistic liscense. But the idea that Joyce could knock him down doesn’t seem that far fetched, for reasons plenty of people have already covered on this page.

    • GhostWriterL
      GhostWriterL
      November 5, 2015 at 9:50 am | #

      Joyce is hardly a featherweight. She’s grown up with several older brothers, most of whom aren’t identifying as her big sister, and just the way she’s drawn alone shows that she’s got some meat and weight on her.

      Dina’s the featherweight, and Ross pushing her off so easily proves that.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 5, 2015 at 7:09 pm | #

      It’s not a sucker punch if you can see it coming. He couldn’t believe it was happening.

  200. Ryan
    Ryan
    November 5, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

    All I can hear is the Scott Pilgrim K.O.!! sound.

  201. Darwin
    Darwin
    November 5, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

    As Joyce clobbers Ross in a fit of righteous smite-itude, I’m reminded of my favorite part of Das Irae, which I suspect is what empowered Joyce’s mighty haymaker: “When the wicked are confounded/ Doomed to flames of woe unbounded/ Call me by thy saints surrounded.” I would say Toedad is indeed confounded. I would say he’s about to feel some flames. And I would definitely say Joyce has the might every pissed off saint behind those knuckles.

  202. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 5, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

    Actually, Ross, I’d be double-checking that bit about ‘given me the strength’ because, to date, it doesn’t actually look like it’s happened. If anything… Well, consider just who has been doing the superhuman feats of late!

    At least we now know why Joyce gets dragged back home early next year! Striking one’s elders is sure to draw the attention of one’s parents! 😉

    • Darwin
      Darwin
      November 5, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

      Considering how crazy out-of-control and Toedad-like Ross has been behaving, I seriously doubt Joyce’s parents (who, while being fundies, have never been portrayed as less than sane people) would view her clobbering a nut who brandished and discharged a firearm, then drove erratically with his daughter in the car he’d just kidnapped as anything less than justifiable clobbering. Remember: Fundies, while they believe some nutty things, outside of said nutty things, are still reasonable people. Sometimes.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 5, 2015 at 4:33 pm | #

        Don’t get too optimistic.

  203. Kiapdx
    Kiapdx
    November 5, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

    So list of probable injuries: Toedad likely needs a neck brace for the car accident & has asphalt in his knees and probably a bruised jaw (I’m assuming that’s where he got punched because Joyce is short) and some chipped teeth.

    Joyce probably has a broken (or at least severely bruised) hand.

    Amazigirl likely has severe bruising everywhere and a concussion and a sprain or two.

    Dina is unaccounted for but likely got knocked unconscious since we didn’t see here again.

    And if Sal doesn’t have a dislocated shoulder, well, she’s just badass like that.

    • Kiapdx
      Kiapdx
      November 5, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

      omg I’m Carla now? Wicked.

      • shadowcell
        shadowcell
        November 5, 2015 at 3:11 am | #

        Dr. Carla, apparently

        • Commodore Jeep-Eep
          Commodore Jeep-Eep
          November 5, 2015 at 6:42 pm | #

          Did we ever learn what Carla is here to learn?

  204. TVpro
    TVpro
    November 5, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

    Get fucking rekt!

  205. Torra
    Torra
    November 5, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

    As much as I love this strip, (Joyce you are seriously bad ass like oh my goodness), this is probably doesn’t help Becky’s massive Joyce crush

    That doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy or want to see Joyce chase after Becky on the back of a motorbike and punch her sexist jerk dick dad in the face though. Because I enjoyed that very very much

  206. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 5, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

    I’ll just add one thing: There is something you can always tell about people who really have divine strength (as opposed to those who just say that they do): They don’t need to use force or even the threat of strength. They can change the world with words or even by submitting to the slaughter with a peaceful expression on their faces.

    Ideas that need a gun or blade to gain traction tend to be ideas that, ultimately, are about power. Unfortunately, a lot of religions are like that but there are still some who seek a better way.

  207. Gwydion
    Gwydion
    November 5, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

    Ok, so Amber was saved by Sal, and Joyce has taken out Ross and rescued Becky. Knowing Willis, this means that Dina was in the boot of the car the whole time, right? The car that just crashed?

    • Darwin
      Darwin
      November 5, 2015 at 2:38 am | #

      I don’t think so. I think it’s highly likely Dina is clutching some bruised ribs somewhere. But not in the car. Toedad’s behavior has been impulsive. His whole plan to grab Becky and ‘pray the gay away’ seems completely half-baked. Wave a gun around, manipulate her into a guilt trip, get her into the car, figure it out from there. He doesn’t seem to think things all the way through. Most likely, I’m going to go with he kicked Dina while she was down to keep her down and sprinted to his car. Taking Dina, which would neutralize her very effectively, would slow down his pursuit of Becky.

      • Gwydion
        Gwydion
        November 5, 2015 at 4:19 am | #

        I’m very much hoping I’m wrong, but it seems like something Willis would do.

        Also, knocking someone out, panicking, and throwing them in the back of a car to hide the evidence strikes me as fitting the impulsive thinking.

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 5, 2015 at 7:40 am | #

      Why is everyone assuming Dina is in the trunk? After throwing her off and seeing Becky running across the field, why would Ross even concern himself with Dina anymore? (Besides, killing off a character offscreen just to mess with readers, and cause angst for the rest of the cast seems pretty unlikely)

      • GhostWriterL
        GhostWriterL
        November 5, 2015 at 10:06 am | #

        Because they all secretly want her dead as a means to make this a Walkyverse clone, because they want a reason to whine at Willis being evil in that way, or something.

        Nevermind one of the biggest complaints against It’s Walky and Roomies was the killing of Dina and Ruth. Fandoms rarely make sense in their desires.

        • Guairdean Beatha
          Guairdean Beatha
          November 5, 2015 at 10:38 am | #

          Dina dies? I haven’t caught up on the It’s Walky comics. I’m not looking forward to that one.

        • nothri
          nothri
          November 5, 2015 at 11:29 am | #

          “Nevermind one of the biggest complaints against It’s Walky and Roomies was the killing of Dina and Ruth. Fandoms rarely make sense in their desires.”

          Well, I’m sure everyone feels properly chastised about that motive you arbitrarily assigned to them and then condemned them for. ::rolls eyes::

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 5, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

          Ruth’s death is like the only thing anybody remembers about Roomies.

          And Dina’s death was amazing. It’s one of the top 5 moments of It’s Walky and it’s about her as a character. That’s way different than Becky going all “what’s in the box”. If Dina died here, in a story only tangentially related to her, it would be totally bonkers.

          • Lord Stoneheart
            Lord Stoneheart
            November 5, 2015 at 9:57 pm | #

            That’s the main problem I have with all these suggestions that Dina was killed. Why is everybody thinking she gets stuffed in a fridge? (Okay a trunk. But it’s the same concept essentially. Killing off a character for the sole purpose of giving other characters angst. I mean, at least her death in the Walkyverse was about her)

  208. Adam Smith
    Adam Smith
    November 5, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Y’ALL DON’T REALLY WANT IT LIKE

  209. acher4
    acher4
    November 5, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

    YES!!!!
    KA-POW-YES!

  210. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    November 5, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

    Wait a sec… isn’t this just the second time you’ve ever seen toedad’s mouth?

    • butting
      butting
      November 5, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

      Yup. She punched him so hard we see his mouth.

      That’s to help the medics figure out where the feeding tube goes.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 5, 2015 at 5:41 am | #

        “Emergency induction port.”

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          November 5, 2015 at 11:29 pm | #

          He’s a straw-man now.

  211. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 5, 2015 at 2:45 am | #

    Joyce punches ToeDad …..
    in the FAAAAaaaaccccccce!!

    Where do I send Joyce her nickel?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 5, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

      Hell, I’ll give her a whole dime if she’ll do it again.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 5, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

        For 20 dollars I think she will obliterate him off the face of the Earth.

  212. TEi
    TEi
    November 5, 2015 at 2:47 am | #

    STAR UPPERCUT

  213. Dynamax
    Dynamax
    November 5, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

    SHORYUKEN!!!

  214. Wasted
    Wasted
    November 5, 2015 at 2:57 am | #

    Dragging all this out to give Joyce her coming-of-age, when you could have just had someone finally put Toedad in the ground where he belongs.

  215. Slyfincleton
    Slyfincleton
    November 5, 2015 at 3:00 am | #

    GOT EM

  216. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    November 5, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

    Joyce used Sky Uppercut!
    It’s super effective!

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 5, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

      Does that make Ross Dark-type? Or Normal?
      (Yes I realize their are other types weak to Fighting shut up I’m trying to be dramatic.)

      • CianM1301
        CianM1301
        November 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm | #

        Too devoted to a cause to be Dark, too deranged to be Normal. I’d say he’s a Rock type, because he has the emotional range of one.

  217. SDGlyph
    SDGlyph
    November 5, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

    “Looks like somebody don’t have your back any more.”

    OH HELL YES JOYCE! Now if the cops could kindly turn up next strip and take him away before he gets up again, that would be great. Kthxbye.

  218. Siyajkak
    Siyajkak
    November 5, 2015 at 3:27 am | #

    In a perfect world, having spent the whole day being beat up by women might convince him to revisit his patriarchal notions of masculinity and family structure. But alas…

  219. Layn
    Layn
    November 5, 2015 at 3:31 am | #

    I’m starting to wonder how the fallout of this will be for Joyce. I’m pretty sure her parents are not okay with all of this. Hopefully they’ll be more concerned about Joyce having a run-in with absolutely horrible gun-toting toe-dad and only after that concern themselves that this all had something to do with Joyce’s best friend being gay and Joyce hiding her in her dorm.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 5, 2015 at 6:09 am | #

      Some of the spoilers DMW has been putting on Tumblr suggest to me that Joyce is going to be going home to ‘recover from her shock’ (her parents’ ways of putting it, like as not). I suspect that, during that visit, Joyce will be talked at a lot by her parents.

      • Layn
        Layn
        November 5, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

        That sounds horrible…. but then again, maybe we’ll get more Jocelyn?
        In any case don’t think she’ll get stuck at her parents’ for too long. I mean even a day takes forever in this comic

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 5, 2015 at 11:52 am | #

      Yeah, the Browns are no Blaine or Ross. They love Joyce. They’ll comfort her, sympathize with her about Ross’s terrible behaviour.

      But on occasion, they’ll probably say something like “you shouldn’t have kept Becky in your dorm. She’s trouble.” I imagine they’ll try to keep the two from talking to each other.

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        November 5, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

        And Joyce might ask “would you kick me out if I were gay?” And her parents would get real awkward and go to great lengths to dodge the question.

  220. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    November 5, 2015 at 3:35 am | #

    “POW!” “BIFF!” “BLAMMO!” “ZOUNDS!”

  221. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    November 5, 2015 at 3:41 am | #

    I think God gave all the strength to Joyce there, dude.

  222. David
    David
    November 5, 2015 at 3:50 am | #

    Well, assuming that comic strip physics shrink and recede after a climax (and the Evel Walkerton save arguably was such a one), Joyce will be carrying that hand in a cast for a while.

  223. David
    David
    November 5, 2015 at 3:53 am | #

    Looks like someone took the Lord’s name in vain.

  224. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    November 5, 2015 at 4:03 am | #

    GO

    JOYCE

  225. PureLionHeart
    PureLionHeart
    November 5, 2015 at 4:26 am | #

    YAAAAASSSSSSSSS

  226. Ethan Qix
    Ethan Qix
    November 5, 2015 at 4:53 am | #

    “… take a haymaker to the face”, apparently !

    Also I expected Sal to deliver the actual violence. I hope Joyce didn’t break any fingers on that one ^^

  227. PSIREN
    PSIREN
    November 5, 2015 at 5:14 am | #

    Now we know why It was so difficult for two people to carry Joyce to bed while she was passed out. HER BODY IS STRAIGHT UP SWOL.

  228. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 5, 2015 at 5:27 am | #

    PREDICTION: Joyce is going to tell Sal to drive a recovering Amazi-Girl back to campus (“Sal, I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you.“) whilst she and Becky sit with the unconscious Ross and watch the cops and paramedics approach. We’ll probably have another strip at the ER where Becky is being checked out that will be heartwarming in all ways.

    Meanwhile, Sal and Amazi-Girl will tell each other just what they think of each other (curiously, they both say words to the effect of: “You’re a thug and a dangerous hypocrite who’s a threat to everyone around them. I’m making it my business to bring you down!” This shocks them both into silence). At that point, Amazi-Girl’s injuries finally catch up on her and she collapses in front of Sal, leaving her with a very big dilemma, the outcome of which we will not learn until the end of the next chapter and the details will not be known for even longer.

    • Eric Hansen
      Eric Hansen
      November 5, 2015 at 10:57 am | #

      This would be pretty great.

  229. mat
    mat
    November 5, 2015 at 5:44 am | #

    “and God has given me the strength to…”

    Get your ass kicked by an 18 year old light weight.

    Scene: enter Karma.

  230. Amake
    Amake
    November 5, 2015 at 5:45 am | #

    That’s funny, now you’ve lost your gun you want to talk things over? We can be reasonable as long as you don’t have the power to just threaten everyone to do what you want? Maybe if you say your’re sorry and promise not to shoot or kidnap anyone we should just stop being terrified of you?

    Go to Hell, Ross.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 5, 2015 at 6:14 am | #

      You’ve got to wonder who he was trying to convince of divine sanction and blessing here. I strongly suspect that it was himself.

  231. Jake'm
    Jake'm
    November 5, 2015 at 5:55 am | #

    THAT is satisfaction in a single panel.

  232. Foolong
    Foolong
    November 5, 2015 at 6:09 am | #

    Meanwhile, Dina is dead.

  233. Kocel
    Kocel
    November 5, 2015 at 6:11 am | #

    “God has given me the STRENGTH to stand with severe lacerations and oh wow I’m actually losing a lot of blood, huh”

  234. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    November 5, 2015 at 6:19 am | #

    Holy shit Joyce, that guy was about six twenty and made of triceps. How did you even do that?

    • TheNinthShader
      TheNinthShader
      November 5, 2015 at 7:52 am | #

      It was sal in costume 😮

    • Joe
      Joe
      November 5, 2015 at 8:17 am | #

      It probably helped that each of his legs has to be broken in like 20 places, but I’m gonna go with “empowered by Righteous Fury” for how she got that air.

  235. Uniquitous
    Uniquitous
    November 5, 2015 at 6:28 am | #

    And the crowd… goes… WILD!!!
    *thunderous cheering*

  236. Les
    Les
    November 5, 2015 at 6:35 am | #

    Looks like God has given Joyce the strength…

  237. Seraph
    Seraph
    November 5, 2015 at 6:41 am | #

    I have this terrible fear that any day now, we’re going to suddenly find ourselves back at the fountain, and this whole sequence was Joyce’s wish fulfillment fantasy as Toedad disappears into the distance with Becky.

    Of course, Toedad himself had better hope I’m wrong about that, because considering that he did in fact fire that rifle in the middle of the quad, the alternative is – as Becky said – him getting his head splattered by the police.

  238. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 5, 2015 at 6:41 am | #

    This probably isn’t helping Becky get over Joyce.

  239. Nicknack Paddywhack
    Nicknack Paddywhack
    November 5, 2015 at 7:07 am | #

    God has given *her* the strength to POW!

  240. Nicknack Paddywhack
    Nicknack Paddywhack
    November 5, 2015 at 7:10 am | #

    Seriously, props to Willis for these last few weeks, these are pretty awesome storytelling skills right there.

  241. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    November 5, 2015 at 7:36 am | #

    Dude. Toedad got punched so hard he’s actually out of frame. Ah, I believe Chris Tucker said it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9z8F4fgj6Q

  242. Valerie
    Valerie
    November 5, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

    HELL YEAH JOYCE
    THAT’S MY GIRL

  243. Sigurther
    Sigurther
    November 5, 2015 at 7:43 am | #

    … Get the shit knocked out of you? Yes, yes it has.

  244. aradica
    aradica
    November 5, 2015 at 7:53 am | #

    YES!! JUSTICE PUNCH!!

  245. Coco Pommel
    Coco Pommel
    November 5, 2015 at 7:55 am | #

    Joyce’s theme right now: https://youtu.be/ct9fs3ULVIo?t=42s

  246. 2k
    2k
    November 5, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

    It´s over 9000!!!

  247. 2k
    2k
    November 5, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

    Gomu Gomu noooooo…. HOLY PUNCH!!

  248. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    November 5, 2015 at 8:06 am | #

    Lucky for him God gave him all that strength, or Joyce punch would’ve torn his head clean off.

  249. trebthegamer
    trebthegamer
    November 5, 2015 at 8:07 am | #

    newsflash toedad: god thinks you’re an ass too.

  250. Tomas
    Tomas
    November 5, 2015 at 8:35 am | #

    And Becky yells, “Sploosh!”

  251. Fluffy
    Fluffy
    November 5, 2015 at 8:35 am | #

    … I think God gave all the Strength to Joyce.

    • theheroesofcrash
      theheroesofcrash
      November 5, 2015 at 9:07 am | #

      Given all that she’s survived through, I’d say God made her strong to begin with (Although sending some good friends and tough experience her way didn’t hurt!). But that’s just the way I see it. 😉

  252. arias01
    arias01
    November 5, 2015 at 8:36 am | #

    The LORD was with Toedad. He took possession of the Becky in his car, but he could not take possession of the Becky in his house because his enemy had fists of Joyce. ~New Dumbyverse Translation

  253. notlegato
    notlegato
    November 5, 2015 at 8:38 am | #

    my suspension of disbelief is falling apart a little with that incredible truck save and the fact that toedad is super burly.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 5, 2015 at 8:47 am | #

      Eh, I think this is coherent and believable.

      Apart from the catharsis of seeing Toedad get rekt, he’s just been in a huge car accident and Joyce is throwing everything into that punch. Other than the art suggesting he’s going flying, it’s still perfectly plausible.

      • Shawn L.
        Shawn L.
        November 5, 2015 at 9:19 am | #

        Given a low, ground level camera angle. This isn’t so much Toedad “flying” as falling down. The perspective makes it look more dynamic.

        And lets face it, after all the tension, Joyce deserves a moment of Awesome.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 5, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

          I think you’re right. That makes a lot more sense.

    • Trolldrool
      Trolldrool
      November 5, 2015 at 5:51 pm | #

      At this point he’s probably so dizzy from the car crash that a falling leaf could knock him off balance.

  254. Morleuca
    Morleuca
    November 5, 2015 at 8:39 am | #

    sooo…not to rain on everyone’s super-punch parade….but do we know what’s going on with Dina right now? Like how big is that shoe that’s waiting to drop?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 5, 2015 at 8:55 am | #

      Big enough to contain five Toedads.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 5, 2015 at 11:38 am | #

      We know that nothing will happen to severely injure her within the next three real-time months (so, like, one in-comic day).

    • Mada
      Mada
      November 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm | #

      Just watch; she’ll pop out of toedad’s trunk or something.

  255. ScoutInTheNight
    ScoutInTheNight
    November 5, 2015 at 9:10 am | #

    I know it’s a comic and all, but Joyce’s body positioning is completely off to have any power behind that punch. If she’s moving forward with her left leg, she’d have to be rotating her torso against her hip movements, and that’s going to rob her of most of her force.

  256. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 5, 2015 at 9:11 am | #

    I think we’ve figured out who’s going to the hospital…

  257. Shawn L.
    Shawn L.
    November 5, 2015 at 9:12 am | #

    The thing about “turning the other cheek” is, before long, you run out of cheeks. (Wisdom from the TV movie “Coward of the County”)

  258. showler
    showler
    November 5, 2015 at 9:17 am | #

    To anyone who objected to Mr. Willis’ grasp of physics in this storyline. Any exaggeration so far has been more than worth it for this one strip.

  259. Henry
    Henry
    November 5, 2015 at 9:24 am | #

    “And God has given me the strength to get absolutely destroyed by a teenage girl half my size.”

  260. Nono
    Nono
    November 5, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

    STRENGTH TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS EVEN WHEN THEY’RE DIFFICULT

    Man, it’s like you people don’t even remember the past storylines!

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 5, 2015 at 1:58 pm | #

      A+++ callback, would be reminded again.

  261. Aislashu
    Aislashu
    November 5, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

    So…to further suspend belief, EVERYONE is going to be taken back by Sal on her motorcycle. At once.

    • Stevecharb
      Stevecharb
      November 5, 2015 at 10:37 am | #

      Police cruisers, more likely. Possibly with a stop at the station for questioning and witness depositions.

  262. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 5, 2015 at 9:51 am | #

    To all the folks complaining about the physics (and the physical) points in the comic: “What do you want? Good physics, or good entertainment?” Sometimes, you just can’t have both.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 5, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

      See, this strip is actually logical within the bounds of reality this strip has set. Toedad’s barely standing, Joyce is fucking pissed, and boom: punch to the face and he goes down (and not flying, like I originally assumed).

      The Amazinator was not.

  263. Alexx
    Alexx
    November 5, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

    Hope Joyce didn’t break her hand on that cinder block face.

  264. Flame_Warp
    Flame_Warp
    November 5, 2015 at 9:56 am | #

    “WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?”

    “no seriously where is he I have a lot of talking to do”

  265. Lan Mikoto
    Lan Mikoto
    November 5, 2015 at 10:02 am | #

    When the hell did Joyce meet Sagat? She HAD to have busted his jaw with that wicked Tiger Upper.

  266. Plume
    Plume
    November 5, 2015 at 10:09 am | #

    God has given you strength huh? Because it looks more like god has Samson’d Joyce rather than strengthened you toe-dad.

  267. Toes14
    Toes14
    November 5, 2015 at 10:14 am | #

    Don’t know if I’m more sad that Toedad didn’t have serious leg injuries, or happy that Joyce in channeling Mike Tyson.

    (If this was real life, they’d be signing Joyce up as Ronda Rousey’s next opponent!)

  268. Norade
    Norade
    November 5, 2015 at 10:30 am | #

    She laid out Toe Dad in one punch. I didn’t know she had it in her. She’s never stood up to an adult in her life!

    • Eric Hansen
      Eric Hansen
      November 5, 2015 at 10:54 am | #

      Points.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 5, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

      Actually, she stood up to her parents for Dorothy.

  269. Sporky
    Sporky
    November 5, 2015 at 10:33 am | #

    Something about the Joyce punching is really familiar, but I don’t actually remember her punching anyone in the Walkyverse. Maybe in that one fight with Sal…? I can’t remember

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 5, 2015 at 11:34 am | #

      Maybe you’re reminded of when she glassed Ryan in this comic?

  270. Richard
    Richard
    November 5, 2015 at 10:34 am | #

    I don’t know why, but for some reason I find the phrase, “I kick ass for the Lord!” to be highly appropriate here, and I’m not sure if it’s for ironic reasons, or unironic reasons, or double-ironic reasons, or what…

  271. Throng
    Throng
    November 5, 2015 at 10:37 am | #

    I can’t help but think Joyce’s next phone conversation with her family will be eventful.

    • Mada
      Mada
      November 5, 2015 at 12:49 pm | #

      Eventful, sure, but after a heated argument, Joyce’s parents have been shown to be a tad more reasonable than toedad here. Plus when she has to, she’s been able to give even better than she gets with bible verses.

      And of course, there’s the fact that Ross fired a gun on campus. All Joyce has to do is say “he threatened to kill me”, and I think that’d put her parents more on her side.

  272. PorpoisePower
    PorpoisePower
    November 5, 2015 at 10:43 am | #

    Poor form… not stepping into her punch.

    Must of had something else help power that punch.

    • Origamer
      Origamer
      November 5, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

      I think she stepped in with the oposite leg, but yeah, Joyce is not a martial artist. ADRENALINE RAGE PUNCH!!!! =D

  273. Amber Thompson
    Amber Thompson
    November 5, 2015 at 10:50 am | #

    Two words, Martian Strength.

  274. Justin
    Justin
    November 5, 2015 at 10:55 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

    this scene from the movie Braindead came to mind. Though obv with less zombies, and err kung fu priests.

  275. Jupiterror
    Jupiterror
    November 5, 2015 at 10:59 am | #

    Welp, he got clocked right out of the panel.
    Guess we’re not seeing him again.

  276. Just Here
    Just Here
    November 5, 2015 at 11:01 am | #

    Alright, I don’t think Joyce knocked Toedad more than a foot or two, but yeah, he’s probably on his ass. Joyce is pissed, he’s barely standing, and adrenaline is a wonderful thing.

    And he’s an ass too. My daughter’s only seven, but I already know she’s a person in her own right, and not a possession. Assbite.

  277. DeeBee
    DeeBee
    November 5, 2015 at 11:07 am | #

    “KAIO KEN!”
    “Kaio wha-”
    POW!

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 5, 2015 at 12:05 pm | #

      Joyce tells Sal to leave, Sal rides away with a passed out Amazi-Gir and Becky. The final battle begins.

  278. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    November 5, 2015 at 11:31 am | #

    But he sure didn’t give you enough inertia! Hahahahahahaha!

  279. Killian
    Killian
    November 5, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

    I think Joyce is the one in the hospital. With broken/severely bruised knuckles. Because ain’t no way she actually knows how to throw a punch without hurting herself.

  280. Mr. Bawkbagawk
    Mr. Bawkbagawk
    November 5, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

    “… spend the next ten weeks eating though a straw.”

  281. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 5, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

    So at this point it’s almost definitely Amber going to the hospital, since Becky’s fine and Joyce had to put Toedad down. Does this mean the end of Amazi-Girl? There’s no way she won’t get arrested or expelled, but that seems like a permanent end to her character.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      November 5, 2015 at 1:04 pm | #

      I’d say its 50-50 on whether its Amber at the hospital, or toedad (who at least has a few scrapes that probably need to be attended to.)

      Amber was mobile enough after hitting the windshield to keep going, so its possible nothing was broken or seriously damaged. She might attempt to avoid the hospital and heal on her own in order to protect her secret identity.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 5, 2015 at 2:01 pm | #

        It can’t be Toedad because Joyce just clocked him. Narratively she would be responsible for sending him to the hospital. Amber, meanwhile, has been taking crazy abuse for the past two weeks. I think the adrenaline argument was silly enough already, but there’s no way she wouldn’t need serious medical attention.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 5, 2015 at 2:05 pm | #

        Though perhaps I’m reading the hospital preview panels as something that we as the reader would be incredibly worried about, and Toedad definitely doesn’t fit that criteria so I wrote him off. Even though she seems mostly unscathed Becky should still head to the hospital to make sure she doesn’t have a concussion or something.

  282. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 5, 2015 at 12:09 pm | #

    I know hitting your own father is a sin, but hitting your best friend Dad is not, right?

  283. Kirbilius Clausius
    Kirbilius Clausius
    November 5, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

    How are these people affording their lives? Or is just white privilege that much of a benefits package?

    I mean-
    Joyce’ parents are paying for her college. How are they going to respond to “I punched out the father that was trying to save his daughter for sin. My atheist friend would have done the same thing.”
    Amazi-Girl’s going to heal from the car wind shield crash that has her bleeding from the head how? On campus insurance? Even if Danny comes and gets her and smuggles Amber back into the dorm, how’s Amber staying in college with skipping classes to sleep off a concussion?
    Becky’s living where? They’re not going to murder her father in the middle of the street. Anything he says will be used against Becky by the university. There’s no compromise with the fundementalist.
    Hell, Sal might be the only one minority enough to survive. “Let’s all skiddaddle before the cops come.”

    • surfercarrots
      surfercarrots
      November 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm | #

      I know I think that stuff too
      but then I have to go, “suspension of disbelief”
      plus, with all the other previous comics with these characters, I just presume some sort of residual super powers remain in them, deep deeeeeep down 🙂

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      November 5, 2015 at 12:57 pm | #

      Its possible that Joyce’s parents would be OK with her punching out toedad, since he DID threaten her with a gun earlier. (We don’t know exactly how deep their fundie beliefs go, but its possible that family safety trumps gayness.)

      We don’t know how injured Amazi-girl is… possible concussion, definite bruising, but its possible she might be able to hide her injuries. (And she may be smart enough that she could skip a day of school to at least partly heal on her own without affecting her grades. Plus, I figure Danny would be willing to keep her informed of what was covered in class.)

      Becky is probably the biggest question mark… its almost certain her living situation will be revealed and she’ll be evicted from the campus. But who knows? Maybe the publicity might actually work to her benefit… people sympathetic to her situation after hearing about it in the news might offer her a job, or a place to stay.

      • Airyu
        Airyu
        November 5, 2015 at 1:02 pm | #

        “… it’s possible that family safety trumps gayness.” This. There might be an acceptance arch with Joycelyne (I know she’s not a lesbian, but I think it would be a similar pieces with Joyce’s parents for any queer person.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 5, 2015 at 2:03 pm | #

        What does “evicted from campus” mean anyway? They’ll tell her she can’t stay, probably give her info on local LGTB groups/shelters/etc. Are they going to make it a high priority for campus security to make sure she doesn’t sneak back onto campus? Will there be posters up all over campus telling everyone to watch out for the homeless redhead?
        Nah. They’ll mention it to Ruth and to the front desk at the dorm. Then we see if anyone can persuade Ruth to ignore it.

        Of course, if Toedad’s in lockup, Becky could go home. At least for the short term. Not that I think that’ll happen. She’ll want to stick around Joyce & Dina and Willis wants her around.

        • segnosaur
          segnosaur
          November 5, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

          Of course, someone like Mary could also make things a problem… if she repeatedly complains about “some non-student living here” then officials would probably be forced to act.

      • Guairdean Beatha
        Guairdean Beatha
        November 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm | #

        Becky’s lot could greatly improve. This incident will make the headlines (remember the old media adage: “If it bleeds, it leads.”), and will bring out every gay rights activist in this and several other states. The resulting grants and scholarships will cover a couple of years of college, and the university will bend over backwards to accommodate her to prove their diversity. The book and movie rights could be worth a fortune.

        I wonder who they’ll pick for the role of Amazi-Girl, Bruce Willis or Kevin Bacon?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 5, 2015 at 2:06 pm | #

      As for Amazi-girl, her best bet would be to get away, change and then make up some story and go to hospital as Amber.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm | #

      Cost to attend Indiana University as an undergrad
      (two semesters, school year 2015-2016):
      Tuition and fees . . . . . $10,388 ($33,740 if not an Indiana resident)
      Room and board . . . . . . $9,794
      Books and supplies . . . . $1,230
      ——————————————————
      Total direct costs . . . . $21,412 ($44,764 non-resident)

      At the risk of belaboring the obvious, poor people generally can not afford to go to a Big Ten-caliber school like IU, so I think it’s safe to assume that while these characters and their families are not in the top 1%, neither are they skating just above the poverty level.   And besides the insurance that these characters would have as registered students, many insurance plans cover adult children past the age of 18 if they are still dependent upon their parents or are able to be claimed as dependents on the parental income taxes.

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      November 5, 2015 at 6:06 pm | #

      While Joyces parents might not approve of punching Ross, they probably will not remove funding from her education over it. That would be pretty extreme.

      We quite simply don’t know what Amber’s health insurance situation is. However if she does end up skipping classes for a few days while she sleeps this off, that won’t exactly destroy her financially. You can take a few sick days in college without the tax man coming to reclaim your shit or anything.

      It is yet to be seen what this all will mean for Becky’s living situation. The author has stated that Becky will be a permanent addition to the cast though, so presumably something will allow her to stay in the general area. You’ll have to keep reading to find out what.

      • kirbilius clausius
        kirbilius clausius
        November 5, 2015 at 9:53 pm | #

        i get that their parents can pay for their expenses. but joyce has previously expressed that her parents would pull her from college for ol gash face leave alone this. then again, that would have been -oh the scary secular world- instead of the mirror they have to look at in toedad

        i would like to see sal an amazi-girl agree to the arranged fair fight instea of immediate violence with a bleeding an bruised an exhausted vs. sal fresh. it would be good for amber to be forced to see sal as reasonable and also realize that shes not compartmentalizing but slipping into her fathers anger.

        • Gangler
          Gangler
          November 5, 2015 at 11:08 pm | #

          I don’t think the two events are really comparable.

          If they send Joyce into a Den of Sin and she nearly gets raped by a stranger within the first month, then obviously Joyce’s parents are going to be quite concerned. They’ll want to bring her home where she can be safe.

          If Joyce punches a family friend after he pulls a gun on her, what, are they gonna wanna bring Joyce home so she won’t have to deal with any more family friends?

  284. Furie
    Furie
    November 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm | #

    Oh, Ross. So busy going on about the hand of God, he forgot about the fist.

  285. NotaGravatar
    NotaGravatar
    November 5, 2015 at 12:35 pm | #

    It’s been a dream since Amazi-girl smashed her head.

  286. Mr.fat
    Mr.fat
    November 5, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

    best comic ever

  287. shazz_smifff
    shazz_smifff
    November 5, 2015 at 12:56 pm | #

    I would say Joyce is a little upset, but on second thoughts she called upon god to fill her fist full of righteous so she can give her friends dad the smiting he deserved

  288. KingOfGreyfell
    KingOfGreyfell
    November 5, 2015 at 1:28 pm | #

    Ross is coming from a good place, but the problem is he is an incompetent, ignorant, and self-righteous… I actually don’t know what to call him. No insult I can fathom will suffice. Simply put, this toe-given-life gives Tywin Lannister a run for his nigh-limitless money for ‘shittiest father ever’.

    • GhostWriterL
      GhostWriterL
      November 5, 2015 at 3:52 pm | #

      He’s coming from a very self-centered place, that thinks it’s a good place, because it’s obsessed with a 3,000 year old badly translated holy book and listening to angry men on TV scream about it.

  289. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    November 5, 2015 at 1:35 pm | #

    Right in the kisser!

  290. Eric
    Eric
    November 5, 2015 at 1:39 pm | #

    The strength to get flattened by a really angry 110 lb girl?

    Now for bonus points Toedad, get Amizigirl and Sal involved in the beat down.

  291. cjack99
    cjack99
    November 5, 2015 at 1:56 pm | #

    Nice follow through!

  292. Pedantic Peanut
    Pedantic Peanut
    November 5, 2015 at 1:59 pm | #

    Just out of curiosity. Has any guy in this comic managed to put up a credible fight even once?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 5, 2015 at 2:21 pm | #

      Danny, in the Slipshine.
      Oh wait — that wasn’t fighting….

  293. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    November 5, 2015 at 1:59 pm | #

    That’s the second most satisfying punch I have ever seen.

    After this one.

    http://comicsalliance.com/files/2011/02/allstar07.jpg

  294. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm | #

    Becky: “I have never been so lesbian in my entire life.”
    Sal: “What is happening in my pants?”

  295. Joner
    Joner
    November 5, 2015 at 2:23 pm | #

    G*d has given Joyce the strength to kick ass

  296. EgalitarianIam
    EgalitarianIam
    November 5, 2015 at 2:46 pm | #

    I would like to point out even with adrenaline she could not hit with that much force also she had very bad form for throwing said punch with that foot off the ground. That aside the bad father put a lot of people in danger and I wonder if the police will be involved as his reckless behavior warrants legal punishment.

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 6, 2015 at 7:24 am | #

      Hmh, interesting that you should say she had bad form in her stance, when I’ve read several commenters noting that she had *perfect* form, right from the text book!

  297. Roborat
    Roborat
    November 5, 2015 at 2:46 pm | #

    Wow, nice punch Joyce, but you should learn how to make a fist properly, with what you did, you probably just dislocated or broke your thumb.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 5, 2015 at 7:16 pm | #

      Her thumb placement looks fine to me.

  298. Lord_Circe
    Lord_Circe
    November 5, 2015 at 2:58 pm | #

    I realize this will never get seen by anyone, ever, but here are my thoughts:

    PANEL 3: Shots Chambered.
    PANEL 4: SHOTS FIRED!

    • CriCriCri
      CriCriCri
      November 5, 2015 at 3:36 pm | #

      Well it has been seen but at least one person. YAY!

  299. Zatar
    Zatar
    November 5, 2015 at 3:03 pm | #

    This will probably be my favorite panel for years to come.

  300. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 5, 2015 at 3:26 pm | #

    And there was much rejoycing

    • CriCriCri
      CriCriCri
      November 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

      I C what U did there!

  301. CriCriCri
    CriCriCri
    November 5, 2015 at 3:33 pm | #

    We could say that was… *puts sunglasses on* the fist of jesus. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    (for those of you who don’t get it: the fist of jesus is both a film and a videogame where jesus and judas fight the zombie apocalypse… don’t ask me why I didn’t see the film and the game didn’t explain jack shit)

  302. ATN
    ATN
    November 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

    Joyce 3:16 says “I just whooped your butt!”

  303. chris73
    chris73
    November 5, 2015 at 3:52 pm | #

    This has been a fun, interesting storyline with lots of action but not nearly as dramatic as the storyline with Ryan

  304. Griffin
    Griffin
    November 5, 2015 at 4:15 pm | #

    I approve.

  305. Ross Vernal
    Ross Vernal
    November 5, 2015 at 4:22 pm | #

    So… Shards of glass in the leg, possibly injured ankle, scrape to the face, and ego demolished.

    Good.

  306. Rideps1
    Rideps1
    November 5, 2015 at 4:28 pm | #

    What is the opposite of “Damn you Willis”?

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      November 5, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

      The opposite is “Thank you, sir! May I have another?”

  307. Commodore Jeep-Eep
    Commodore Jeep-Eep
    November 5, 2015 at 4:48 pm | #

    I suspect this arc may well be one where the metaplot started going full on.

    There’s likely going to be repercussions at Joyce’s, probably compounded by her sister coming out, this is going to be thrumming across the entire nation’s news, there’s Joyce’s own sexuality to factor in; there’s going to be crazy touched off that I can’t even think of. I think we just had our alien abduction arc.

  308. Clayton
    Clayton
    November 5, 2015 at 4:54 pm | #

    This sounds scarily like a Criminal Minds episode…except someone doesn’t die.

  309. CJGrimm
    CJGrimm
    November 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm | #

    Eh, I’ll give that punch an 8/10. She lost points for closing her eyes.

  310. Thomas O.
    Thomas O.
    November 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm | #

    Toebongo, you just got knocked da FUCKOUT!!!!

  311. Akiosama
    Akiosama
    November 5, 2015 at 5:05 pm | #

    THAT… WAS… AWESOME!!!! +20%

  312. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    November 5, 2015 at 5:14 pm | #

    Joyce has sworn three times, and now she just dealt Toedad a powerful (and much deserved) punch.

    This turn of events has really brought out another side of Joyce. I am intrigued and curious to see where Willis takes her character from here.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 5, 2015 at 5:33 pm | #

      Anti-Joyce!

  313. Ruby Droplets
    Ruby Droplets
    November 5, 2015 at 5:28 pm | #

    So… Joyce is either going to follow this up by telling toedad to “SHUT THE FUCK UP” or she’s going to grab becky and go all licky-style on her face. WHICH WOULD BE BAD BECAUSE DINA! BUT GOOD BECAUSE LESBIANS! I FEEL SO CONFLICTED!

  314. Mr. Morningstar
    Mr. Morningstar
    November 5, 2015 at 5:41 pm | #

    how the frick was he still standing after that.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 5, 2015 at 5:46 pm | #

      Barely; he’s bruised and bloodied up and in panel three you can see his legs shaking. It’s why Joyce was able to OHKO him here.

  315. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm | #

    *tents fingers*

    This pleases me greatly.

  316. Rawrbat
    Rawrbat
    November 5, 2015 at 6:06 pm | #

    Dude, anyone notice the parallels? Large scary dude with a gash on his face?

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 6:51 pm | #

      WHENYOUSEEITYOUSHITBRICKS.JPG

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      November 5, 2015 at 9:35 pm | #

      Nothing DYW does is by mistake. Having Toedad echo Ryan is a brilliant piece of writing and planned way back when Dina jumped him. No other reason for her to scratch him except to make him more like Ryan.

      Nice catch. Didn’t see that first time through.

  317. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 5, 2015 at 6:41 pm | #

    Toedad had slapped Becky hard just for having a Cell Phone. If no one had gone after them, Becky would have gotten worse than a slap eventually.

    In my opinion, if Amazi-Girl hadn’t done what she did, if instead Sal and Joyce simply followed him and caught up to Ross when he reached whatever destination he was heading for, they would have tried to talk Ross into letting Becky go…..

    And Ross would have shot Sal dead and held Joyce hostage as the police finally arrived.

    Argue what you will about personal reasons or methods, in the end, Amazi-Girl placed her own life on the line to make sure no one else got killed. And no one did.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 5, 2015 at 6:53 pm | #

      Yes. When she was called upon, she succeeded. She kept her vow.e

  318. Triniking1234
    Triniking1234
    November 5, 2015 at 7:27 pm | #

    Looks like God gave more strength to Joyce than you, Toedad.

    • egwenna
      egwenna
      November 5, 2015 at 7:28 pm | #

      Amen!!! And Go Joyce!

  319. Hey Seuss
    Hey Seuss
    November 5, 2015 at 7:30 pm | #

    Holy poop indeed.

  320. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 5, 2015 at 7:55 pm | #

    “The police should have dealt with this. Amazi-Girl just blah blah blah…”
    When you hand your characters a situation they cannot resolve and then bring in an outside force to handle it, even in Ancient Greece playwrights who pulled this got booed off the stage. What you guys should be asking is “Why did Willis feel the need to create this ?” Then watch how his characters deal with it.

  321. HumboldtRobin
    HumboldtRobin
    November 5, 2015 at 8:14 pm | #

    I realize this is probably a big fat downer. But We have Amber and Sal in the same place. I’m afraid the violence is just beginning….
    🙁

    • showler
      showler
      November 5, 2015 at 8:26 pm | #

      Sal refused to fight before. She’s not going to start a fight with an injured woman.

    • saki
      saki
      November 5, 2015 at 8:32 pm | #

      Amber seemed to have passed out in yesterday’s strip, so maybe Sal will be gone by the time she wakes up?

    • RavenRyy
      RavenRyy
      November 5, 2015 at 10:23 pm | #

      Well, Sal saved Amber’s life here. Maybe this will lead to them making some kind of peace. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sal felt remorse for her actions.

  322. MisterGunpowder
    MisterGunpowder
    November 5, 2015 at 8:22 pm | #

    …Really?

    *Ahem.*

    JOOOOOOOYCE…PAAAAAAUNCH!

  323. PShiel
    PShiel
    November 5, 2015 at 8:28 pm | #

    Joyce used Close Combat! It’s Super Effective!

  324. Lee
    Lee
    November 5, 2015 at 9:20 pm | #

    Joyce for the win!!!

  325. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 5, 2015 at 9:29 pm | #

    Let me count the ways I love this.

    The call back to Sarah saying that it would come down to Joyce to save Becky at the end.

    Five heroic heroines.

    Dina risks injury to take on someone much larger and stronger.

    Becky submits to what she knows will be very bad things to keep others from danger.

    Amazi-Girl who risks her life for someone she barely knows, though in the end her semi-super powers aren’t enough.

    Sal, who risks her life too, for someone she barely knows and then saves AG even though AG attacked her earlier. (I’ll mention but not count Maggie and her driving prowess)

    And Joyce. Frozen with fear of any and all men just a few minutes ago. Then threatened by an armed and clearly unhinged man, then nearly killed by a truck. She didn’t know that God had decreed that no one would get killed by a truck. Then she takes out an authority figure quoting the Bible. She has powered up big time.

    Best of all, no men needed to save Becky. Any of the potential male characters would only have messed this up. Now the police can come and take toedad to the hospital and then jail.

  326. Bosn C Otter
    Bosn C Otter
    November 5, 2015 at 9:46 pm | #

    I have an early Christmas wish… Let Dina land the second punch.

  327. fallingwaters2
    fallingwaters2
    November 5, 2015 at 9:58 pm | #

    YES!!!!!!

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 5, 2015 at 10:08 pm | #

      never before has a gravatar worked so well with a comment

  328. Wolf_Pup81
    Wolf_Pup81
    November 5, 2015 at 11:12 pm | #

    Please remember… History is full of -Very Bad- people doing -Very Bad- things in the name of whatever religion they followed. Don’t blame the religion for the AssToes that try using it to they’re own twisted ends.

  329. ashley laughter
    ashley laughter
    November 5, 2015 at 11:33 pm | #

    Me: where did she learn to do that?
    Me: Cartoons.

  330. Lucretiel
    Lucretiel
    November 5, 2015 at 11:38 pm | #

    My god, she punched him right out of the panel!

  331. Keulan
    Keulan
    November 5, 2015 at 11:42 pm | #

    Well, they tell ya never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

  332. Joya
    Joya
    November 5, 2015 at 11:51 pm | #

    Hot damn!

  333. redfacedone
    redfacedone
    November 5, 2015 at 11:51 pm | #

    Staying up until midnight to see the aftermath.

  334. Fran
    Fran
    November 5, 2015 at 11:55 pm | #

    I feed the next strip since yesterday!!

  335. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    November 5, 2015 at 11:59 pm | #

    Did anyone else think she punched him so hard his mustache fell off?

  336. lovintheweb
    lovintheweb
    November 6, 2015 at 10:09 pm | #

    she has the meanest upper cut. Knocking a fully grown adult male with at least 100 to 200 pounds on her off his feet.

  337. Dutchtica
    Dutchtica
    November 7, 2015 at 6:47 am | #

    That “Pow!” is the most satisfying onomatopoeia I’ve ever read in my life

  338. MortartarSaws
    MortartarSaws
    November 9, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

    I guess Joyce was the one with the power of God… The GODHAND

    PS: Don’t act like you don’t like the Ball Bustah! *echoes: “Ball Bustah!”*

  339. mpark6288
    mpark6288
    November 11, 2015 at 10:10 pm | #

    There’s the Joyce I missed!

  340. shadowsneakz
    shadowsneakz
    November 13, 2015 at 8:26 am | #

    REKT

  341. Plume
    Plume
    January 28, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Well it looks like god has given someone strength. Just not toe dad

  342. Oddi
    Oddi
    February 4, 2016 at 10:16 am | #

    Go Joyce!

  343. EvilSupahFly
    EvilSupahFly
    April 24, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

    I’m late to the party cuz I’m trying to play catch-up after two years with no Internet, and I have never been so happy to see somebody get hit as I was reading that!

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the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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