hey i just met you, and this is crazy, let's kiss at protest, frontpaged by daisy

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76 thoughts on “Pointblank

  1. ASMA AND BOWLING LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    B)

    1. YYYYOOOOOOO!!!

      1. And where is Sal?

        1. bets on whether Sal is great or terrible at bowling

  2. Step by step, Dorothy’s working on that internalized ableism! As for friendship, I tend to find that meeting people with similar interests and hobbies tends to work.

  3. This isn’t going to end well, and I am totally here for that.
    Anyone want to make a prediction what will go wrong?

    1. Given that we’re starting out with Joyce rewriting the historical context to fit her narrative, I assume that Joyce will continue to make weird assumptions about how this SHOULD work that Asma will continue to find offputting.

      1. near as I can figure, Joyce’s first on-screen interaction with Dorothy involved going :P and saying “take that, liberal elite” here https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/indicator/
        which is honestly a relief, ‘cuz for a minute there I was worried they didn’t talk to each other until That Party

  4. *live studio audience goes wild*

  5. Pleeeeease let this be a normal comments section

    1. With the Joyce? No way!

    2. With the Joyrothy? No way!

      1. I’m glad we’re on the same page here lol.

        1. Sometimes my job involves watching episodes of The Magic School Bus.

    3. I feel like the best we can hope for is to be not normal in an interesting way

    4. What qualifies as a normal comment section?

      1. For most sites, some calm, moderately respectful discussion of the matters at hand.

        For this place, multiple conflagrations and at least seven shots-fired incidents.

      2. “normal” is just the weird shit you’re used to

  6. I absolutely sang along to the alt text.

    1. and those two other boys
      that we were dating~
      will- will, uh… well shit I didn’t think it out this far

  7. Well, it is way to early to know, but a fairly surly response!

  8. 1. Dorothy please do not indulge Joyce’s cute but eyeroll-inducing rewrite of history
    2. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT DO THE ONE, EXACTLY ONE, THING ASMA ASKED OF YOU AS A PRECONDITION FOR THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION

    1. https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/boo/ It isn’t entirely a rewrite of history, Joyce did ask Dorothy out to dinner.

      1. It’s certainly a rewrite of the CONTEXT of that history.

        1. As Joyce has decided she likes doing a lot. Sigh.

        2. Mainly a response to the AK guy but man, god forbid someone who recently realized they were bi look back on their interactions with their first girl crush and realize “oh I definitely had a crush on her”.

      2. I have very little interest in humoring Joyce’s determination to reframe her and Dorothy’s history as one of head over heels love at first sight, especially when I think that does a genuine disservice to how their relationship actually developed and makes for a far less interesting narrative.

        1. We’ll just have to agree to disagree on that one. Joyce has had a crush on Dorothy for a long, long time in-comic.

        2. I think both can be true and are. Joyce has had a long standing unrequited crush on Dorothy neither fully understood and she’s also lying and rewriting their history as love at first sight which it definitely wasn’t unless mutual fear of Ruth’s reputation really gets the love flowing.

        3. No kinkshaming, Sirksome. It takes all kinds.

    2. I actually kind of hope they haven’t now and that no shenanigans off panel or otherwise were pulled because it would be much funnier to see these two try to bullshit their way out of that awkwardness and also confirm for me that Joyce and Dorothy dating has indeed made them both worse as people which is something I personally desire.

  9. I thought you made friends by assembling bits of stuff stolen from graveyards and waiting for the right lightning storm…

    1. Sometimes. But there’s also the option of taking work home from the Tyrell Corporation and just messing around for the fun of it.

  10. Really relating to Dorothy here. I’ve been trying to figure out how to make friends for decades. It’s a skill I seem to have lost about the time I started high school.

    I also really like her mind getting blown in panel 4.

  11. Don’t trust point blank…well anything really.

  12. Okay, who’s showing up- Alice or Sal? Taking bets.

  13. Point blank can absolutely work. Particularly if both people are new to a location or environment. Doesn’t always, no, but absolutely can.

  14. joyce’s pointblank method is definitely an airtight plan, once she you in her crosshairs it’s a sureshot that you’ll be fast friends in no time

    1. it’s really awesome how the site crashes whenever i try to comment and as a result i can’t edit super obvious typos in my comments with the fancy new edit feature

      (it’s supposed to be “once the HAS you in her etc etc” in case that’s not clear)

      1. see now it happened again and there’s yet another glaring typo i can’t fix!!! i miss the old site

        1. But the new site can only get better.

          Some day it will be perfect and then Joe will be sorry.

  15. Asma stocks meteorically rising.

    The website actually giving the comic at 12 stocks? Also meteorically rising.

    It’d be rad to have my avatar back though.

  16. I’ve never figured it out, I just wait for friends to make me. (Need to find a better way to phrase that. )

  17. Huh, wouldjalookitdat Joyce really said “I just met you and this is crazy, you’re a scary atheist, early dinner maybe?”

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/boo/

    1. Props for finding that without the aid of multi-tag search.

    2. “But it’s all kinda sudden…”

  18. Excellent hover text

  19. I’m surprised that Joyce will put on rental shoes.

    1. Her main issues seem to be food related so as long as she doesn’t have to eat the rental shoes, I think she’s fine with slapping them bad puppies on.

  20. And all the other girls
    Kinda haaaate me
    Let’s kiss at protest
    Frontpaged by Daisy

  21. Plot twist: Dorothy and Joyce have been dating the entire time and were cheating on each other with Walky and Joe without realising

  22. No, that alt text is diabolical

  23. Folks, is it gay to make friends?

    1. Briefly considers creating a new email address to say “Only if you do it right.” But is far too lazy.

  24. I’m gonna stop reading comments for a while, the people here can be so unpleasant sometimes. I’m tired. The “erm achtually these characters are amoral and deserve to be punished” attitude is getting really draining. You people have fun. Fuck it.

    1. Don’t let them win. Make a good comment without reading all the other ones. It’s what I do for the most part.

    2. But is it lots of people, or just the same few people saying pretty much the same thing over and over? If the latter, we could pray for a ‘block’ fiunction.

      1. That could be nice.

        1. Yeah, blocking would be great for commenters like that rat fuck Taffy. I’d never have to see their weird bullshit again if I could block them.

    3. Did a bunch of comments get deleted already for this one? The comments section feels pretty tame thus far, although it could be a relativity thing from past ones by comparison lol

      1. It’s mainly just an ‘accumulating over time’ thing. As well as my own overthinking comments from yesterday’s strip. I shouldn’t have made a comment while I was feeling down but fuck it, it’s there now. Oh well.

    4. I completely understand, but I did want to just say that I appreciate you and I hope the break treats you well.

  25. I don’t really find it necessary to re-contextualize every event in these two’s interactions as implicitly romantic.

    1. You’re not Joyce, nor in love with Dorothy and trying to make that love feel predestined (as people in love often do). She finds it necessary.

    2. I think it fits with Joyce’s patterns in romance / matchmaking that she’d do this. She wants fairytale romance and she is willing to bend facts to get there, this was well established

  26. Now if only Joyce could pointblank talk with Joe about their relationship and his poly proposal, instead of putting it off and leaving him waiting for days for a resolution. I don’t think Joyce is nearly as good at communicating as she seems to believe she is.

  27. Look I have my issues with how the protest thing was written and how this storyline has played out wrt Joe especially, but it was all worth it for this alt text.

  28. I ask people what their favourite dinosaur is. Mine is triceratops.

    1. Mine is the peregrine falcon. It’s the only flying dinosaur that lives exclusively off of eating other flying dinosaurs!

    2. Garrison Keillor. He’s great.

  29. Mx. Willis, can you please state in explicit YES/NO terms whether or not Joyce’s comment about asking Dorothy to eat dinner with her during the first week of school (Which did happen, I checked my print copy of Book 1) is designed to be you rewriting your story and, by extension, speaking directly through her to tell us (the audience) how we’re supposed to think about that moment from now on? Some readers of this comic are very stupid and/or paranoid, and I feel a direct statement might help clear up some confusion for them. This is a normal request.

  30. 60% of the time, it works every time

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