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by David M Willis on June 21, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Of Mike And Men
└ Tags: jacob, jennifer, joyce, sarah, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 21, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    shouldn’t you do that when the audience ISN’T watching…?

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 21, 2018 at 10:11 am | #

      I trust Billie’s instincts.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 21, 2018 at 10:11 am | #

        In this case.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    June 21, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    I have no idea what Billie is doing in the last panel

    • AnvilPro
      AnvilPro
      June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Oh I noticed. Lewd.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Either snapping her fingers or copping a feel.

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        June 21, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

        I kind of wish she did it by snapping her fingers; that would have been more impressive, a la Fonz.

        • foducool
          foducool
          June 21, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

          more like lesbian jedi powers

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 21, 2018 at 10:14 am | #

            Someone’s going to correct you and say bisexual Jedi powers. Oh! I guess that would be me.

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              June 21, 2018 at 12:30 pm | #

              All Jedi are bisexual.

              Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

              • El Chupacabre
                El Chupacabre
                June 21, 2018 at 12:33 pm | #

                I’m proud of you, Doctor_Who

              • Annonymouse
                Annonymouse
                June 21, 2018 at 10:06 pm | #

                Absolutely ….. uhm

      • MM
        MM
        June 22, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

        Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

      • SeanR
        SeanR
        June 22, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        backhanding Joyce in the sternum.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Took me a minute. She’s unbuttoning the top buttons on Joyce’s shirt.

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        June 21, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        Oh! So she is!
        I thought she was asking for a hair tie at first.
        And, for those making the coping a feel joke, her hand is pointed the wrong direction for that.

        • Kendyll
          Kendyll
          June 21, 2018 at 11:21 am | #

          Maybe Billie’s a rakshasa

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        June 21, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

        Huh. I didn’t notice that.
        I thought she was planning to Kali-ma Joyce’s heart or something.

        • Koms
          Koms
          June 21, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

          What does that mean?

          • 3oranges
            3oranges
            June 21, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

            Kali Ma is a Hindu goddess. The heart thing is from a human sacrifice in Indiana Jones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0

            • Chronos
              Chronos
              June 21, 2018 at 1:36 am | #

              You betrayed the shareholders!

            • Koms
              Koms
              June 22, 2018 at 12:00 am | #

              Ah. I’m a Hindu myself. And I haven’t seen the movie. So I was terribly confused.

              • BigDogLittleCat
                BigDogLittleCat
                June 22, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

                Don’t. It’s a really sh!tty movie. Excruciatingly bad script and story.

                • Koms
                  Koms
                  June 23, 2018 at 5:15 am | #

                  Thanks for the heads up.

          • Linkletter
            Linkletter
            June 21, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

            It’s a rather iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 21, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

        She did it by snapping like the Fonz, like Chronos suggested.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 21, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

        She must have been taking stealth button lessons from Jumpei.

        • NickG
          NickG
          June 21, 2018 at 3:32 pm | #

          Junpei is a leet gentleninja and does errant buttons up.

        • kendermouse
          kendermouse
          June 21, 2018 at 3:34 pm | #

          I was wondering if there were any MT fans in here. And for a non-ninja, Billie’s skills are surprisingly close to Junpei’s level in that regard, yeah…

        • darthmiho
          darthmiho
          June 22, 2018 at 5:05 am | #

          Junpei – wan kenobi….Junpei. There’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long long time.

    • foamy
      foamy
      June 21, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Telekinetically opening Joyce’s shirt.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      I think she’s just holding Joyce back.

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

        Nope. It’s the buttons thing.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Is Billie related to the Fonz?
      I’d bet money he’s done that on Happy Days.

      • Tan
        Tan
        June 21, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

        Billie has a particular set of skills.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          June 21, 2018 at 9:15 am | #

          I will find you. And I will reveal your cleavage.

        • wraith_ferron
          wraith_ferron
          June 21, 2018 at 9:52 am | #

          She had gotten really good at undoing women’s clothing recently.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 21, 2018 at 11:35 am | #

            She’s apparently been working on that skill for some time now. Starting back in high school at least.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      June 21, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

      I thought she was ‘turning on the highbeams’ for Jacob’s benefit.

  3. Ferdinand Rosenthal
    Ferdinand Rosenthal
    June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m missing some hand symbol context here. What is that?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Undoing Joyce’s buttons.

    • Annika
      Annika
      June 21, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Billie unbuttoned Joyce’s shirt a little, to show cleavage.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        June 21, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        Head cheerleader, problem solver!

    • ninjabuttocks
      ninjabuttocks
      June 21, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      I thought she was pinching her boob, but her shirt is unbuttoned now, so i assume she unbuttoned it

    • Ferdinand Rosenthal
      Ferdinand Rosenthal
      June 21, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Ohhhh, now I get it. Thanks, ya’ll.

  4. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Billie, Joyce, no

    (also, raise your hand if at first glance you didn’t realize Billie was undoing one of Joyce’s buttons).

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      June 21, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      I am extremely grateful to the comments section for explaining.

      • Beef
        Beef
        June 21, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

        I’d never have got it lol

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 21, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        me too 🙂 even with the explanation it took me a moment to see it.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        So am I. Thank you, Comments Section. Take the rest of the day off.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        June 21, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

        Yep, same, came to comments to find out.
        Maybe if the speed lines were coming from the buttons/cleavage, instead of coming from Billie’s fingers.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 21, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      *raises a hand*

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 21, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

        Also.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 21, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Present.

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      June 21, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Yep.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 21, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      I didn’t even notice her hand gestures at first. (In my defense, phone screens are small.)

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      Ahhh! My eyes have been opened. Thanks for clearing that up.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      I didn’t notice, I thought she was snapping as a wordless “dang” at Jacob. Wouldn’t be the first time she oggled him, I think. Trying to remember if they’ve really bumped into each other before.

      • Sara Hysaro
        Sara Hysaro
        June 21, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

        This was also my interpretation.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 21, 2018 at 1:44 am | #

        She’s ogled Ethan, but not Jacob.

    • Miri
      Miri
      June 21, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

      I thought shr was back-handing Joyce in the stomach to prevent hsr from going over to Jacob as some sort of instinctive reaction motivated by “dang” and was not bery impressed.

      Reality ia better!

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      June 21, 2018 at 1:17 am | #

      My first thought was “holding her back” which seemed… wrong. Thank you, comments section.

    • CJ
      CJ
      June 21, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

      I also wondered what Billie was doing here. Looked like a mixture of pulling down the sweater’s neckline and holding Joyce back to me.
      Thanks for the explanation!!!
      It’s totally Billie to get what the ponytail is about and go one up without asking.
      Sarah’s reaction to all this is going to be interesting.

    • Remmington Steele
      Remmington Steele
      June 21, 2018 at 2:41 am | #

      Yes Sir!

      I thought she may have been involved in an entirely different, and unfitting, activity.

    • cookie1995
      cookie1995
      June 21, 2018 at 4:02 am | #

      *raises hand*

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 21, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

      *raises hand*

      Billie has lots of practice at subtly unbuttoning other girl’s shirts. One-handed and without looking.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 21, 2018 at 12:25 pm | #

      The hover text helps

    • Tesla727
      Tesla727
      June 21, 2018 at 10:24 pm | #

      I thought she was air-pinching Jacob’s butt or something

  5. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    June 21, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Hn. Can’t say I approve of Joyce possibly continuing to go after someone in a relationship. We’ll see how this goes.

    • Woobie
      Woobie
      June 21, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      It happens ALL THE TIME.
      They aren’t married. Jacob can decide to upgrade.
      And Joyce can worry about Jacob whenever another female says ‘Hi’ to him.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 21, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

        ‘Upgrade’ feels like a terrible word here.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          June 21, 2018 at 1:51 am | #

          Oh, you Users and your silly, outmoded notions of not treating relationships like software.

          End of line.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 21, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

            Wait, does that mean prostitution is SaaS? Are strip clubs “the cloud”?

            • K^2
              K^2
              June 21, 2018 at 6:19 am | #

              I’m pretty sure strip clubs are games with micro transactions. May or may not be free-to-play, definitely pay to win, and lots and lots of grinding.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              June 21, 2018 at 8:21 am | #

              ‘Sex-as-a-Service’? Is practically the definition of prostitution.

            • LordDragonfang
              LordDragonfang
              June 21, 2018 at 2:27 pm | #

              Pay-by-the-hour motels are IaaS.

              Brothels are PaaS.

      • Felian
        Felian
        June 21, 2018 at 5:56 am | #

        even if they _were_ married, that has never stopped theoretically monogamous people from pursuing other people.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        June 21, 2018 at 8:53 am | #

        That sounds like a toxic situation.
        Also every woman who does that works to cut off women from being able to network. But I guess everyonw would be within there rights.

    • Mydnyt
      Mydnyt
      June 21, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      I’m a little more ok with it now that she is doing it aware of Sarah’s manipulations instead of blind to them. She has made her own choice on the matter and is going into it with her eyes open. You can be a good person who occasionally does less then moral things

      • Emily
        Emily
        June 21, 2018 at 5:45 am | #

        But she’s made the wrong choice that disregards Jacobs expressed wishes because they don’t suit her selfish desires. Once again she’s decided she knows best and is going to do her damnedest to steamroll anyone between her and what she believes is for the best.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 21, 2018 at 9:30 am | #

          Pfft. Like Jacob knows his own mind. Look how delighted he is with Joyce’s arrival.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 21, 2018 at 11:36 am | #

            Joyce is a friend. Of course he’s happy to see her. Why wouldn’t he be?

        • CJ
          CJ
          June 21, 2018 at 11:48 am | #

          Did I miss Jacob telling Joyce he’s only interested in friendship?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 21, 2018 at 2:50 pm | #

            No, but he’s never told her he is interested and he is dating someone else, so it’s uncool at the very least.

          • Emily
            Emily
            June 21, 2018 at 4:34 pm | #

            You’d think the committed monogamous relationship he’s in would serve as a standing notice of that.

        • Zee
          Zee
          June 21, 2018 at 12:34 pm | #

          I mean really all it looks like she’s doing rn is flirting and trying to look cute, in a way that could be misinterpreted as friendly banter. Even if he is with raidah, that’s still pretty innocent. Unless she starts making blatant moves on him (straight up asking him out, trying to kiss him, etc.) Or shit talking or lying about raidah to make him break up with her, or lying to raidah or doing something else to deliberately plant doubt about Jacob in her mind, this still seems to be in not that bad territory.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 21, 2018 at 2:56 pm | #

            Yeah, she’s not actually doing anything nasty, because she’s Joyce and nasty really isn’t her style.
            Nonetheless, it’s clear now to everyone except probably Jacob, that she is flirting with intent – It’s clear to us, to Joe, to Sarah, to Billie, to Becky, to Raidah and her cronies – everyone who’s seen them interact. She’s being relatively subtle about it, but she’s still trying.

            Honestly, I’d be happier with her if she did just ask him out, rather than even this low key attempt. At least that way, Jacob would know what was up and could choose to respond or not, rather than just keep going with the friendly flirtation until his relationship with Raidah blows up.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 21, 2018 at 6:20 am | #

        The whole situation has gotten better since Sarah’s no longer manipulating Joyce. Joyce’s own actions have gotten worse, since she’s now knowing acting on more selfish motives.

  6. SailorCake
    SailorCake
    June 21, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Get some Joyce

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      How much Joyce?

      • McBogue
        McBogue
        June 21, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

        Just Ulysses and Finnegans Wake.

        • wwwhhattt
          wwwhhattt
          June 21, 2018 at 9:57 pm | #

          You’re forgetting A Portrait of Joyce as a First-year College Student

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        June 21, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        Precisely 3.75 pints of Joyce

      • Remmington Steele
        Remmington Steele
        June 21, 2018 at 2:42 am | #

        2 to 3meters.

        Need to fix my loft.

        • Bathymetheus
          Bathymetheus
          June 21, 2018 at 3:05 pm | #

          I suspect you’re thinking of “joists”. Nailing Joyce into your attic would be illegal. Not to mention noisy.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 21, 2018 at 3:11 pm | #

            Nailing Joyce in your attic however …

            Not illegal, as long as she’s cooperating. Might still be noisy.

            [couldn’t resist]

            • NickG
              NickG
              June 21, 2018 at 3:36 pm | #

              IW Joyce would probably bring the rest of the roof down.

            • Bathymetheus
              Bathymetheus
              June 21, 2018 at 6:25 pm | #

              Resistance is futile . . .

  7. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    June 21, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie, this is Walky, you only need half a whiskey shot, if that

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      He just needs to stand downwind of the bar for a minute or two.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 21, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

        Or downwind of Billie.

        • Passchendaele
          Passchendaele
          June 21, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

          *that* would explain why Walky vanishes in the last two panels

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 21, 2018 at 3:11 pm | #

      All the better.

      More left for Billie.

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 21, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    *plays the Kool & The Gang song that shares the strip’s title on the hacked P.A. speakers*

  9. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    June 21, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    We’re power keg through those emotions God damn it.

  10. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    June 21, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Billie: HeadEx-Cheerleader. Problem SolverExacerbator.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 21, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Apparently, she has changed her motto to, “Head cheerleader, problem solver, boilermaker.”

      • UniqueSnowflake2
        UniqueSnowflake2
        June 21, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

        She’s at the wrong Indiana college if she wants a Boilermaker.

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        June 21, 2018 at 9:35 am | #

        No wrong college for a Boilermaker
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boilermaker_(beer_cocktail)

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie, your level of helping should come with a warning label, a safe word and an eject button. And that is at the bare minimum, you and Mike both I’m not sure whether you are helpful to anyone but yourselves. Despite past intentions, as we’ve seen.

  12. Danni
    Danni
    June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    billie helping?

  13. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Can we all just take a moment and agree that Billie should stop helping?

    • LordSimian
      LordSimian
      June 21, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

      Hell no, Billie’s helping hijinx are more entertaining than new episodes of Dexter and Monkey Master!

    • GoblinScribe
      GoblinScribe
      June 21, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

      I love Billie but she is an incredibly toxic friend. Between the buttons and the “go on, Walky, solve your depression with booze” advice, she’s just got so many awful habits and coping mechanisms and whenever she wants to “help” she tries to push them onto other people.

      This is why she’s my favorite character.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 21, 2018 at 9:32 am | #

      No.

  14. Axel
    Axel
    June 21, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    It took me a moment (okay several) to realize Billie was not just pinching Joyce’s nipple

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 21, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      I like how “not just” sort of implies that she was ALSO pinching Joyce’s nipples.

      • Mydnyt
        Mydnyt
        June 21, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

        Turning the headlights on

      • Axel
        Axel
        June 21, 2018 at 3:45 am | #

        I meant that she was doing something more reasoned, instead of it just being a weird impulse, but I like your interpretation (and Mydnyt’s)

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 21, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

          As long as you enjoyed those minutes, it’s all good.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      She’s not?

  15. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    June 21, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I don’t drink, but hey Billie’s an expert right? I trust her when she suggests that whiskey leaves you feeling “fresh”!

    • Danni
      Danni
      June 21, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      having whiskey leaves you feeling something

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 21, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        if you can still feel something, you haven’t had enough 😉
        … assuming we’re talking cheap whisky, not the good stuff. no sense drinking expensive booze once you’re too drunk to appreciate it.

    • Noxx
      Noxx
      June 21, 2018 at 11:56 pm | #

      We may have to revisit the definition of “fresh”.

  16. Regalli
    Regalli
    June 21, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    … So uh, guessing no one ever informed Billie that alcohol’s a depressant, huh.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 21, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Well she’s a party drunk so it’s not surprising she thinks otherwise.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 21, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        Especially since she’s not going to a therapist and almost certainly wasn’t paying attention to that unit in Health. (In fairness, public school health classes suck, but alcohol and drugs is one of the two units that are actually covered in significant depth! The other one is STIs. I actually did get the useful and accurate information that condoms are a semi-effective method of disease prevention, albeit with a ‘but only abstinence guarantees your safety!’ bit at the end every time, so like. Score half a point for abstinence-only sex education, I guess.)

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      Homonyms!

      A drug that depresses CNS activity doesn’t necessarily or even usually produce symptoms like psychological depression.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 21, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        Well aware, but there are still several reasons why it’s recommended you don’t mix the two. (Or at least not with the treatment.)

        Also Billie’s attempt at problem solving clearly won’t fix anything and is more an excuse to get drunk and not feel bad about it, but that one was obvious.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          June 21, 2018 at 2:37 am | #

          My advice as a long-term sufferer is not to mix depression with stimulants either.

    • John Smith
      John Smith
      June 21, 2018 at 6:48 am | #

      Not to alcoholics.

    • CJ
      CJ
      June 21, 2018 at 11:53 am | #

      Most (recreational) drugs first of all reinforce the feelings that are already there.
      If you drink when sad or depressed, you get to be more sad or depressed, if you were happy before, you will be more happy (as long as you stop before you pass over to falling down drunk).

      And I agree with Agemegos: If you have a clinical depression, stimulants without supervision can be a really dangerous idea.

  17. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 21, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    You know what will get Walky over his break up?
    Seeing Joyce’s smushed toenail!
    Did we just forget about that story beat?

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      June 21, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      Who could forget “Joyce Brown and the Mediocre Body Horror”?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 21, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      I’m just gonna assume between the bandaging and Joyce eventually getting painkillers offscreen that also decrease swelling, we’re just gonna Not Hea About It Again until the toenail does fall off a year from now, once everyone’s forgotten it.

      Good old Webcomic Time Unrealistic Healing Times For Injuries.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        June 21, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Yeah, the toenail’s probably going to be a brick joke.

  18. Jed!
    Jed!
    June 21, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    As nobody else has done so, allow me to make the obligatory joke: Joyce wants to have Jacob for lunch.

    • Jed!
      Jed!
      June 21, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      Sexually.

      Just in case that wasn’t clear the first time.

      • Danni
        Danni
        June 21, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        like a sandwich?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          June 21, 2018 at 8:29 am | #

          Who’d been the third then? Most sandwiches have three parts.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 21, 2018 at 10:04 am | #

            Sometimes you fold the bread over.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              June 21, 2018 at 2:10 pm | #

              In my experience, it usually snaps into two pieces when I do that.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      June 21, 2018 at 2:28 am | #

      I like the exclamation point to your name.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 21, 2018 at 10:06 am | #

        Just think. You could be Chronos!

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      June 21, 2018 at 9:37 am | #

      It’s a cookbook. Or a sex manual.

  19. Cody C.
    Cody C.
    June 21, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m embarrassed by how long it took me realize what exactly Billie was doing in that last panel. It looked like she was coping a feel.

    • Spaz
      Spaz
      June 21, 2018 at 8:43 am | #

      Coping a feel, of course, is a more existential variant of copping a feel that should not be tried by beginners.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      June 21, 2018 at 9:10 am | #

      I think the problem is Joyce’s shirt color. She’s pale enough that the change from white to skin doesn’t really “pop” the way it needs to for a visual gag. Willis uses Billie’s hand to draw the eye, but even that isn’t enough IMO.

  20. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    Show that clavicle, Joyce.
    (Okay, that’s a big more than clavicle, but that’s all anyone’s going to focus on, right?)

  21. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 21, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Billie is such a romantic…

  22. Callid13
    Callid13
    June 21, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    *reads comments*

    So THAT’S what she’s doing! I thought she was, like, stopping Joyce, as in “Hold it right there” or something like that. Turns out it’s the opposite XD

  23. Nobody
    Nobody
    June 21, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

    I hope Billie talks some sense into Joyce about hitting on a guy in a relationship but I doubt that’ll happen

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 21, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      Consider: it’s Billie. Even if she knows he’s dating, (and they don’t interact much so that’s an ‘if’,) she’s just as likely to alpha bongo head cheerleader her way into this scheme.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 21, 2018 at 12:41 pm | #

      Bruh it’s Billie. Besides does she even know Jacobs not single?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 21, 2018 at 3:09 pm | #

        Billie was at the party when Jacob showed up with Raidah. I think she’s been in on some of Sarah’s “Raidah’s not going to keep him” rants as well.

  24. Questionor
    Questionor
    June 21, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

    Did Billie just snap her fingers and make half of Joyce’s buttons disappear?

    • John
      John
      June 21, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

      Billie has magical powers. They all involve sex and/or booze.

      • Questionor
        Questionor
        June 21, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

        The Cheerleader stones?

  25. Okamiking
    Okamiking
    June 21, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    I’m glad in universe consensus places Jacob as a meal and not a snack

  26. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    June 21, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Ugh, this really isn’t cool Joyce.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 21, 2018 at 9:37 am | #

      Jacob isn’t owned. He’s an adult human being fully capable of making up his own mind.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 21, 2018 at 11:40 am | #

        Yes, he is. No one is arguing otherwise.

        That doesn’t mean it’s a good thing to actively and surreptitiously work to get him to change it.

        • CJ
          CJ
          June 21, 2018 at 11:56 am | #

          Would you say the same about, hm, someone trying to convince a friend they should move to a different city? Or change their job?

          • SomeGuy
            SomeGuy
            June 21, 2018 at 2:03 pm | #

            I would if they weren’t being honest and up-front about it.

            “I know you don’t want to hear it, but I think that girl is bad for you” is way less shitty than secretly seducing someone away from their SO.

            Even “I know you’re in a relationship, but I can’t deny that I’ve got feelings for you” is somewhat less shitty. And incidentally, it’s also I think this is probably going to end up, right before Joyce gets her feelings really, really hurt.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 21, 2018 at 3:01 pm | #

              Precisely that.
              If they were doing it by constantly talking up the other city or inviting them to visit it and showing all the cool things, without ever actually asking them about moving? Yeah.

              And it’s not quite the same, because there isn’t another person involved in that. Leaving one city or job for another is a common and expected thing and there’s no one getting left and hurt in the process – even if it’s done with minimal notice.

              • CJ
                CJ
                June 21, 2018 at 5:11 pm | #

                There are always other people involved.
                If you persuade someone to move somewhere else, there are always the friends in the old city who are “abandoned”.

                As everyone but Jacob gets it, you can’t say Joyce is hiding something, or can you?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 21, 2018 at 5:54 pm | #

                  Yes, she’s hiding it from the person most involved.

  27. FLUFFYWOLF
    FLUFFYWOLF
    June 21, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Congratulations, Billie, you managed to make Walky look like the sane and reasonable adult here.

  28. brasca1
    brasca1
    June 21, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

    I didn’t realize what Billie was doing until I read this comic on a larger screen. I thought she was just snapping her fingers.

  29. Roger
    Roger
    June 21, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

    howd she even do that

    • Roger
      Roger
      June 21, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

      also like damn Willis I been waitin for the other shoe to drop in this storyline for months now. Where’s that good good ending when Jacob finally realizes he deserves better than all of these people

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        June 21, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

        I get Sarah, Joyce and Billie, but what did Walky do?

        • mrnoidea
          mrnoidea
          June 21, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

          What happens when Jacob and Walky interact?
          “Jabba the Hutt meets Rudolph the Reindeer. I dunno, Mom.”

          • mrnoidea
            mrnoidea
            June 21, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

            dis all I got

            • mrnoidea
              mrnoidea
              June 21, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

              IT WORKED I AM OFFICIAL NOOB OF HTML

              • Clif
                Clif
                June 21, 2018 at 10:20 am | #

                Well done. Also appropriate link is appropriate.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 21, 2018 at 6:23 am | #

      Long years of practice.

  30. Lingo
    Lingo
    June 21, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

    , then Jacob. Billie must be insanely jealous of Joyce’s man-attracting powers. But not too jealous to help! (Uh, “help.”)

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      June 21, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

      Damn how did I manage to mangle that link so thoroughly? At least it links to the right strip. (It was supposed to say: “First Ethan, then Jacob….”)

  31. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 21, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    Billie is doing her teen Lucy van Pelt impression. But instead of psychiatric help, she offers alcohol.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 21, 2018 at 2:49 am | #

      Ten cents please!

  32. Koms
    Koms
    June 21, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

    I know I comment this on every Joyce page but she looks beautiful.

  33. auroki
    auroki
    June 21, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

    And this is why a sweatervest over a dress shirt beats plain unbuttoned dress shirt. Leaves more to the imagination

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 9:21 am | #

      It’s cleavage. It’s the exact opposite of leaving things to the imagination since it only exists when it’s exposed.

      • auroki
        auroki
        June 22, 2018 at 6:31 am | #

        Yeah but it’s like getting something gift wrapped instead of just handed to ya. The more you gotta work for it the more hype you have for whatevers inside. At least that’s the way it works for me sometines

  34. Fire_daws
    Fire_daws
    June 21, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

    Joyce, Exodus 20:17. I don’t care if she is a bongo, the principles the same damnit.

  35. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    June 21, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

    Wow, Billie is FAST!

    • Well_Played
      Well_Played
      June 21, 2018 at 2:17 am | #

      She pulled a Joey

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 21, 2018 at 2:23 am | #

    It took me a minute to work it out but Billie opened one of Joyce’s blouse buttons to give Jacob a ‘better view’. That’s definitely Billie’s ‘how to snare boys’ experience at work there.

    That aside, just look at Joyce’s reaction to Jacob calling her and you realise that she’s crushing on him bad. Depending on the resolution of the Raidah situation, this is either going to be one of the most awful experiences of her life or a golden autumn that she’ll always remember with a nostalgic smile.

    And Billie? No making your brother into an alcoholic. You of all people should know that it isn’t a solution to anything.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 21, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

      That will require her to acknowledge and understand she’s an alcoholic and that she does in fact have a problem, not just make glib remarks about it to Ruth. If losing cheerleading didn’t do it, it’s gonna be hard to get that realization.

    • Emily
      Emily
      June 21, 2018 at 5:37 am | #

      I really hope this blows up badly in Joyce’s face because she really needs to learn the “violating people’s boundaries and autonomy is bad” lesson and Joyce doesn’t really learn difficult lessons unless she slams face first into them like a brick wall.

      • CJ
        CJ
        June 21, 2018 at 11:59 am | #

        Though Joyce is bad at boundaries in some places, falling for someone and seeking them out is not a boundary violation.
        Why is everyone so busy defending Jacob’s boundaries. Don’t you think he can do that himself?

        • Emily
          Emily
          June 21, 2018 at 4:31 pm | #

          It’s harder to set your boundaries when a person is manipulatively trying to weasel their way around them instead of being upfront.

          • CJ
            CJ
            June 21, 2018 at 5:12 pm | #

            How does Joyce manipulate?

    • Felian
      Felian
      June 21, 2018 at 6:37 am | #

      i’m also wondering why Joyce’s expression didn’t change over the last two panels… wouldn’t she probably be rather ashamed about the button thing? it’s too obviously…sexy? and would go over her idea of modesty?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        June 21, 2018 at 7:24 am | #

        Joyce’s brain probably literally hasn’t been able to process what Billie has done. It is that unexpected and outrageous.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 21, 2018 at 9:51 am | #

      Also, I think Billie opened TWO of Joyce’s blouse buttons, not just one.

  37. Garry
    Garry
    June 21, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

    Said in it an earlier strip, will continue saying it. Joyce keep digging that hole. You’re actions continue to disappoint.

    • Garry
      Garry
      June 21, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

      grammar noooo

      *your

  38. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    June 21, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

    That looks almost like a boob smack.

  39. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 21, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

    I think that the funny part of the Joyce-Jacob ship is the fact that, on a certain level, Joyce feels guilty about this and knows its wrong. However, for the first time, she’s desired a man on a physical as well as a social level and it’s carrying her away. Simply put, she’s not thinking clearly and, unfortunately, with Dorothy in the middle of her own breakdown, there’s no-one around who would tell her it’s wrong.

    • Emily
      Emily
      June 21, 2018 at 5:35 am | #

      Joe already did, she just ignored him so she doesn’t even have that excuse.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        June 21, 2018 at 7:22 am | #

        Joe has low credibility in Joyce’s eyes so he isn’t a good Dorothy alternative.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          June 21, 2018 at 9:24 am | #

          Joyce has outright said that Joe is usually right about stuff.
          So he does have decent credibility.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 21, 2018 at 6:30 am | #

      Not for the first time.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 9:27 am | #

      You’re forgetting the Ethan sex dreams. This is definitely not the first time she wanted someone both physically and socially.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 21, 2018 at 9:31 am | #

      Also, I don’t think Joyce feels guilty at all. At least I can’t recall any word or sign of guilt at the moment.
      Since she believes God brings soul mates together, if she nabs Jacob, that just means God wanted her to have him, so there’s nothing to be guilty about.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 21, 2018 at 11:42 am | #

        Yeah, she was feeling guilty about her thoughts before, because she was supposed to be working on Sarah’s behalf, not her own. Now that’s over with and there’s no need for her to feel guilt.

        Raidah doesn’t enter her mind at all.

        • CJ
          CJ
          June 21, 2018 at 12:08 pm | #

          An why should she.

          • CJ
            CJ
            June 21, 2018 at 12:17 pm | #

            Joyce has no social relationship with Raidah, it’s not like she is lusting after her best friend’s boyfriend and uses that friendship to get close to Jacob.

            Yes, Raidah and Jacob are a couple of a few weeks standing and she knows it. And as long a Jacob doesn’t tell her to back off and she’s just there with her feelings out for all to see, she’s not doing anything wrong.
            I might wonder more about her doing anything wrong if they were a couple of some years standing, but, you know, not much. I personally would weight a long-standing relationship and most likely would back off on my own, but I cannot fault anyone who decides to make their feelings known.
            If someone is interested in you, it’s always your own responsibility to set boundaries no matter if you are in a relationship or not. Being intrested is never morally wrong. Strategies to get someone might be, but Joyce and strategy don’t go well together anyways.

            It would be a different story if she was doing stuff to make Raidah look bad in Jacob’s eyes, lied to him about Raidah or things like that.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 21, 2018 at 3:07 pm | #

              Mind you, she’s not “out there with her feelings out for all to see”, at least not Jacob. Or making her feelings known.

              If she’d just walk up to Jacob and tell him she was interested and ask if he’d break up with Raidah and go out with her, I’d mind less. But she isn’t. She’s definitely made it clear to us that she’s after him, but she’s seeing him under false pretenses. That’s where the problem lies.
              It would be worse if she was trying to tear down Raidah, but she’s not being anything like upfront with Jacob.

              • CJ
                CJ
                June 21, 2018 at 5:36 pm | #

                Sorry, thejeff, I find that idea rather strange.
                The one time someone did that to me, I decided to never put someone on the spot like that. If I find it necessary to clear the air, I write to people so they have time to consider their answer without feeling under pressure.

                What about her behavior is not upfront? She’s there, she’s obviously smitten with him, and she is waiting what he will do with it.

                Being physically attracted to someone happens all the time. Trying to spend time with that person will clear up if more might match than just chemistry.

                Joyce’s problem is that she has no concept of lust and is likely to confuse lust and love.

                There are several ways both of them may go from there.
                Jacob might enjoy being the center of her attention but not be interested in doing anything with it. Or, once he realizes it, he might feel guilty about enjoying her presence. Or he might notice he’s also interested in her. Most of you seem to expect that he will feel betrayed when he notices she is interested in him as a potential partner.

                Joyce on the other hand might fall even harder for him with getting to know him better, or she might notice things about him that make her fall out of, ah, well, I’d say it’s more lust than love at the moment, or she might get hung up with pining after him and he stays unavailable.
                Or, or, or…
                There many, many possibilities how this might play out.

  40. Peruhain
    Peruhain
    June 21, 2018 at 2:53 am | #

    This must be an homage to the old Sunday comic section “what’s different about these pictures puzzles.” Fortunately, some people here are more tuned in to details than I am.

  41. QueerCat
    QueerCat
    June 21, 2018 at 3:54 am | #

    Come on Billie. I mean…I’m a drinking for comfort person. And a slutty girl…BUT I at least don’t enable others drinking…or start undressing my friends like this.
    Sigh…Billie…you never change

  42. Nico
    Nico
    June 21, 2018 at 4:25 am | #

    It’s pretty interesting how heavily Billie seems to be leading into her high school cheerleader persona given the… encouraging atmosphere at her new dorm. I wonder how everyone else will react to this as it intensifies.

  43. Emily
    Emily
    June 21, 2018 at 5:34 am | #

    Wow, Billie is truly terrible at giving any form of guidance whatsoever.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      June 21, 2018 at 7:58 am | #

      Her lesbian powers, on the other hand, are off the scale -she just snapped her fingers and the buttons on Joyce’s blouse became undone!

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        June 21, 2018 at 8:55 am | #

        *bisexual powers

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          June 21, 2018 at 4:07 pm | #

          Being bisexual means that she has both sets of powers*, lesbian and hetero, but they can be leveled up independently.

          *(Plus the power of booze, but that’s beside the point)

          • Noxx
            Noxx
            June 22, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

            What’s the dual class XP penalty like tho?

            • Arianod
              Arianod
              June 22, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

              Not sure, but I think it’s pretty stiff.

  44. Djaevlenselv
    Djaevlenselv
    June 21, 2018 at 5:49 am | #

    The button flying over Joyce’s head looks like it’s coming in from the right instead of flying away, so I thought it was a coin Walky had thrown and Billie had her hand out to catch it, like they’d made a bet about this or something.

    • Sol Karas
      Sol Karas
      June 21, 2018 at 6:23 am | #

      That’s not a button, it’s a lamp post.

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        June 21, 2018 at 6:26 am | #

        I’ll bet that’s a sentence you never expected to type.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 21, 2018 at 9:46 am | #

          It’s one I never expected to read.

      • Djaevlenselv
        Djaevlenselv
        June 22, 2018 at 11:47 am | #

        WOW! I could not tell that. I never for a second considered that it was anything other than a small round object in motion.

  45. darkgloomie
    darkgloomie
    June 21, 2018 at 6:58 am | #

    Billie finds your lack of sex appeal… disturbing.

    • Bathymetheus
      Bathymetheus
      June 21, 2018 at 6:40 pm | #

      Well, at least she refrained from force-choking her.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 21, 2018 at 7:40 pm | #

        She force-unchoked her, by loosening her collar.

  46. Hielario
    Hielario
    June 21, 2018 at 7:31 am | #

    What the heck is Jacob wearing? It looks like he’s got his suspenders on top of a light sweater?

    • darkgloomie
      darkgloomie
      June 21, 2018 at 8:39 am | #

      Looks to me either a patterned sweater, or the world’s coziest kinky harness.

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      June 21, 2018 at 9:08 am | #

      You might have missed the subtle clues, but they are actually enrolled at the Xavier Institute for gifted youngsters.

      Jacob just got chosen for the X-men.

    • leadsynth
      leadsynth
      June 21, 2018 at 9:18 am | #

      Looks like the same outfit Jacob had on in the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit storyline!

  47. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    June 21, 2018 at 8:37 am | #

    She actually will be helping.

  48. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    June 21, 2018 at 9:08 am | #

    I know that the blouse was unbuttoned but it looks like Billie’s stopping her from advancing.

  49. azazel
    azazel
    June 21, 2018 at 9:23 am | #

    at first I thought she was pinching her nipple, but now I notice that she is actually undoing her top button on her shirt. Right?

  50. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 21, 2018 at 9:35 am | #

    So what happened to Walky? Wasn’t he between Billie and Joyce? Did he sneak away? Or did Billie move over to Joyce so quickly, he was shunted into the speed force?

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 21, 2018 at 10:00 am | #

      It happened between panels. Billie is talking to Joyce and she moves over. Very unlike the last two panels which happen microseconds apart.

  51. Clif
    Clif
    June 21, 2018 at 9:56 am | #

    Ok, admit it. As dense as Billie can be, you’re impressed with how quick on the uptake she is.

  52. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 21, 2018 at 11:29 am | #

    Jacob has become Scorpion! Also, Billie knows all about lust, but just a minimum about love.

  53. Mr. Anderson
    Mr. Anderson
    June 21, 2018 at 12:18 pm | #

    And with a snap of Billie’s fingers Walky faded into dust Thanos-style…

  54. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    June 21, 2018 at 12:24 pm | #

    the button ninja strikes again

  55. PSadlon
    PSadlon
    June 21, 2018 at 12:43 pm | #

    Billie just did some arithmetic and decided the answer should not be.

  56. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    June 21, 2018 at 12:48 pm | #

    took me a sec to figure out what Billie did, then I figured it out and it’s perfect lol

  57. Zee
    Zee
    June 21, 2018 at 12:52 pm | #

    Billie is the friend that will hold your boobs up out of frame to give you better cleavage for your tinder profile picture.

  58. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 21, 2018 at 1:17 pm | #

    Don’t worry, Joyce! Billie has your back front!

  59. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    June 21, 2018 at 1:57 pm | #

    Boob honk.

  60. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 21, 2018 at 3:13 pm | #

    So, is that move the non-verbal version of “calm your tits”?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      June 21, 2018 at 5:49 pm | #

      She unbuttoned Joyce’s shirt. Without her noticing, apparently, which is pretty damn impressive.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 22, 2018 at 2:51 pm | #

        That is just a beneficial side effect.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 21, 2018 at 6:21 pm | #

      More “awaken your tits.”

  61. Octochan
    Octochan
    June 21, 2018 at 3:21 pm | #

    I knew I could count on the comments to clue me in on the last panel. I’d settled on “Billie stopping Joyce from moving forward” but that didn’t make a lot of sense.

  62. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    June 21, 2018 at 6:26 pm | #

    Sarah may not agree on Jacob’s plural of “friend” there. Billie and Walky count?

  63. Griffin Raynor
    Griffin Raynor
    June 21, 2018 at 6:45 pm | #

    I may have the dirtiest mind cause I thought Billie was checking to see if Joyce was aroused.

  64. Junpei Iori
    Junpei Iori
    June 21, 2018 at 9:54 pm | #

    “Wing Gal, soaring with the eagles”
    “Wing Gal, she’s here to help you out”
    “Wing Gal, Wing Gal, Wing Gal”

  65. Lingo
    Lingo
    June 21, 2018 at 10:35 pm | #

    It just occurred to me that we never saw Joyce confront Billie about throwing her out of Read Hall yesterday. You’d think she might have some hurt feelings over that.

  66. Berky
    Berky
    June 22, 2018 at 1:39 pm | #

    Play of the game

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