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September 20, 2023

Diddlin

by David M Willis on December 31, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits

└ Tags: dorothy, ethan, jason, joyce, sal, walky

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  1. Bunk
    Bunk
    December 31, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    I read panel three in Arin Hanson’s voice. It’s amazing.

    • Davriel
      Davriel
      December 31, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      I read it in Hank Hill’s voice. Less so.

      • Giant Speck
        Giant Speck
        December 31, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        DAMN IT! That’s the only thing I’ll ever hear from now on.

        • The Seer Of Rage
          The Seer Of Rage
          August 19, 2015 at 1:17 pm | #

          I read it in cave johnson’s voice.

      • Narf
        Narf
        March 2, 2013 at 3:20 pm | #

        I disagree, that’s fantastic! 😀

      • Randomness
        Randomness
        April 30, 2013 at 6:30 pm | #

        After I read these comments, I read that panel in Arin’s voice if he was doing a Hank Hill impression.

      • Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly
        Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly
        January 29, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

        I heard it in William H. Macy’s voice.
        Then I read it again and heard it in Ned Flanders’ voice.
        I can’t say which tickled me more.

    • Jererry
      Jererry
      December 31, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

      That’s awesome. I just came from watching some Sonic ’06 Grumps.

      • Mr. Kitty
        Mr. Kitty
        January 1, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

        MY BRUTHA

    • Aslee
      Aslee
      December 31, 2012 at 2:52 pm | #

      Upon re-read, it sounded like Cave Johnson to me. Whose VA I can’t remember at the moment, sadly.

      • BrunDeign
        BrunDeign
        December 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm | #

        That’s be J.K. Simmons – J. Jonah Jameson in the original Spiderman trilogy, that guy in the State Farm insurance commercials, and – currently my favorite – Tenzin in the The Legend of Korra.

      • Terithian
        Terithian
        December 31, 2012 at 4:10 pm | #

        You mean the great J.K. Simmons?

      • BriGuy
        BriGuy
        December 31, 2012 at 4:21 pm | #

        The great and powerful J.K. Simmons.

      • Pie
        Pie
        January 1, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

        Why must hanky-panky always be the only darn thing we ever think about? This makes me mad! I don’t want your hanky-panky! What am I supposed to do with this? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to get my engineers to invent combustible hanky-panky, and then I’m going to burn your house down!

        With the hanky-panky!

        • shecterman15
          shecterman15
          January 2, 2013 at 9:46 pm | #

          That sounded like some terrifying mixture of Hank Hill and Cave Johnson. No doubt Dale and GLaDOS have something to do with this…..

        • Nathan
          Nathan
          September 3, 2013 at 6:11 pm | #

          Now I’ve got “Burnin’ Down the House” and every Barry White song I know playing in my head. It’s kinda painful…

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 31, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce needs to get laid and Ethan needs to run like heck!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 31, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Ethan needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like heck.

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        December 31, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

        As long as no one runs so fast or so far they end up IN heck.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 31, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

          Pretty sure the Flash is the only one who can do that.

          • Eposi
            Eposi
            December 31, 2012 at 10:28 am | #

            Well… there is a town south of Lansing named…

            • Dragon
              Dragon
              December 31, 2012 at 5:17 pm | #

              hehe I live a bit south from hell! I still remember 2006

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        December 31, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

        They both need to get laid while running like heck.

        • Raoullefere
          Raoullefere
          December 31, 2012 at 3:22 am | #

          Slam, bam, on the lam.

          • Khrene Cleaver
            Khrene Cleaver
            December 31, 2012 at 8:32 am | #

            Don’t you mean wham bam right in her clam? Or I guess his man clam if our homosexual homie hankiess to be on the panky end of his humpings.

          • Khrene Cleaver
            Khrene Cleaver
            December 31, 2012 at 8:35 am | #

            Oh! Slam bam on the lamb. Well as long as the lord is Joyce’s shepard…

        • IncadescentFlame
          IncadescentFlame
          December 20, 2013 at 5:36 am | #

          Your gravatar…
          I approve.

      • Resne
        Resne
        December 31, 2012 at 5:31 am | #

        Heck needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like Ethan.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      December 31, 2012 at 2:46 pm | #

      Cant’t they just split the difference and both get laid and then both run like heck in horror for what they’ve done?

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 31, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    He’s giving her a lady-boner.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      December 31, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Pants To Be Darkened.

      • CWR
        CWR
        December 31, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

        Film at eleven?

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        December 31, 2012 at 8:37 am | #

        Are you asking someone to shap that or something?

        • CWR
          CWR
          January 2, 2013 at 6:33 am | #

          Ship+Fap=Shap?

  4. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 31, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Joyce it’s what humans are wired to do. Reproduce. And You need to update your gaydar, Raytheon makes one that uses cutting edge software, cost 20 million dollars and does not work.

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      December 31, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Maybe she can just get a patch update?
      She could put the patch on her pants.
      (this could be drawn by darkening her pants somewhere)

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        December 31, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

        The patch cost an additional 80 million dollars.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      December 31, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

      If Inner Joyce could be heard, she’d add to what Joyce said in the second panel: “I’m scared as shepherds about dealing with this all of this adult world sexuality and I need the real world to play along! C’mon!

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        December 31, 2012 at 11:16 am | #

        *THIRD panel, third.

  5. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 31, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Something sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      December 31, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      PANTS TO BE DARKENED!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 31, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      But she’s wearing pants!

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        December 31, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

        Why wouldn’t she be wearing pants?

        • DaJoshMaster
          DaJoshMaster
          December 31, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

          Bah, why would you?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 31, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      You know who else sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 31, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

        MY MOM! …wait…

      • Davriel
        Davriel
        December 31, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

        Spongebob Squarepants after tripping?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 31, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

          Only if he’s on dry land.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            December 31, 2012 at 11:34 am | #

            Well, varyingly. (Fire goes out.)

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        December 31, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

        Hitler?

  6. Kurodansei
    Kurodansei
    December 31, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Front Back Front again Sal just has her hands all over Jason.

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      December 31, 2012 at 11:33 am | #

      It’s almost as if he’s co-operating.

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 31, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce then collapsed and her friends had to live with the fact that they misinterpretted her sudden heat stroke as a bad case of blushing.

    • antiwesley
      antiwesley
      December 31, 2012 at 12:56 am | #

      “Hey ya’all, doncha recognise when someone needs some air?” Sal gasped as Joyce’s body slumped to the ground. Falling to her knees, Sal gently took Joyce’s petite head in her leather gloved hands, bringing her mouth close to her mouth, ready to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Joyce began to stir at the smell of the cigarettes, but played along, waiting to feel the rough blow of air through her lips. Sensing the change in the young girl’s breathing, Sal promptly dropped Joyce’s head and sighed. “Hurry up… I have someplace special I want to take you…” Joyce smiled.

      • imperator
        imperator
        December 31, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

        ….. Go on.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      December 31, 2012 at 3:33 am | #

      She’s wearing a sweatervest a week into September, so yeah.

      Heat stroke.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      December 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm | #

      Heat stroke? She looks like she is having a brain aneurism!

  8. GrrArg42
    GrrArg42
    December 31, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    Sal looks upset/skeptical of Dorothy!! She is showing sisterly behavior! Is this the first proof we have that they are related?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 31, 2012 at 11:37 am | #

      More that she has justified doubts that any semi-sane looking woman would diddle her brother. So yes, she at least knows him.

  9. Kafloobop
    Kafloobop
    December 31, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    A LOT of great faces in this one.

    • Azumango
      Azumango
      December 31, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      The BEST face is your Gravatar.

    • Osaru Sensei
      Osaru Sensei
      December 31, 2012 at 6:06 am | #

      we need panel 5 Joyce as a new gravatar.

  10. Mark
    Mark
    December 31, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    Ahh… Hypocrisy is so common among Christian fundies.

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      December 31, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      “What? You’ve never seen a hypocrite before?”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 31, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

        I know I have, on Harry Potter.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      December 31, 2012 at 11:36 am | #

      When moral/ethical soapboxing is a big part of who you think you are, and maintaining a sense of ‘purity’ counts toward such, the importance of accountability is something you never realize matters. Really hard to develop enough strength of character to live up to anything you ‘stand for’, especially when you have delusions of simply not being guilty of anything bad counts for jack shit. Unblemished hands have a lot in common with mammary glands on a fish.

  11. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 31, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    Someone needs to show the movie THE DEVILS staring oliver reed particuarly the version where the all the nuns go crazy and have a massive hank panky.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      December 31, 2012 at 12:34 am | #
  12. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 31, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    Oh my.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 31, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      Damnit Takei!

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        December 31, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

        Oh, so Kernanator is secretly George Takei? Makes sense, he owns that same hat.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 31, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

    Sal is suffering from 1st degree Flanders syndrome.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 31, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

      You’ll know she has entered stage two of the disease when she starts calling it “Hanky-Diddly-Panky”.

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        December 31, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

        Poor girl, such a horrible way to go. Flanders Syndrome needs more publicity.

        • CWR
          CWR
          December 31, 2012 at 3:34 am | #

          Yeah, not hidden away on the longest running show on television.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      December 31, 2012 at 10:44 am | #

      When Joyce explodes in a torrent of euphemisms, it’s Flanderization in more ways than one.

  14. linkman0596
    linkman0596
    December 31, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

    is it wrong that I want to see that face on the pic of Joyce’s little laundry adventure posted a while back?

    • Osaru Sensei
      Osaru Sensei
      December 31, 2012 at 6:07 am | #

      no, it’s a perfectly normal sentiment.

  15. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 31, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

    Smell the phermones!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 31, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

      Taste the pheromones!

      • DaJoshMaster
        DaJoshMaster
        December 31, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

        And you will enjoy it!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 31, 2012 at 1:04 am | #

        MOTHAFUCKA.

  16. JK9000
    JK9000
    December 31, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    Sal, it’s not diddling when the girl does it. Or… I guess it could be, with the right equipment.

    • Gargamel
      Gargamel
      December 31, 2012 at 5:24 am | #

      A knife?

  17. John Madden
    John Madden
    December 31, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

    Because they’re human?

  18. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    December 31, 2012 at 1:54 am | #

    If it upsets you so much, Joyce, just quit reading the comments section.

  19. Kensou
    Kensou
    December 31, 2012 at 2:04 am | #

    Kettle, thou art black!

  20. Mrhelpful
    Mrhelpful
    December 31, 2012 at 2:05 am | #

    She’s got it bad, so bad, She’s hot for Ethan.

    • Xydux
      Xydux
      December 31, 2012 at 11:49 am | #

      She’s got it madddeeee sssssssoooooooo baaaaaadddddddd, she’s hot for Ethan!

  21. appoh jack
    appoh jack
    December 31, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

    I think it’s interesting that Dorothy’s ashamed of her budding relationship (if you want to call it that). Sure, Walky can be a dork, but if she’s happy with him nothing else should matter.
    Unless she’s afraid Sal will beat her silly for any possible harm coming to her brother?

    Also, Mr. Willis, your character development is great.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 31, 2012 at 11:43 am | #

      Dorothy’s ashamed of the idea of being in a serious relationship. remember, she’s only here for the class credits.

      Also, in panel 2 she’s trying to be technically accurate. Presuming she’s interpreting “diddling” to mean what I think she is, she actually hasn’t yet.

  22. james
    james
    December 31, 2012 at 3:43 am | #

    now kiss

  23. Barabajagala
    Barabajagala
    December 31, 2012 at 3:58 am | #

    That is the face of clit boners for Gods chosen people

    • CWR
      CWR
      January 2, 2013 at 6:36 am | #

      Not a sentence I ever thought I’d read.

  24. Tenn
    Tenn
    December 31, 2012 at 4:18 am | #

    Someone call Chuck Testa! I have a blushing Joyce that needs to be taxidermied for posterity!

  25. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    December 31, 2012 at 10:28 am | #

    This is painful to watch.

  26. scabbert
    scabbert
    December 31, 2012 at 11:19 am | #

    “Oh hi, Ethan! Are you here to rub your thing on my tummy?”

  27. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 31, 2012 at 11:43 am | #

    You know when she finds out, she’s going to murder him.

  28. averystrangeplace
    averystrangeplace
    December 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm | #

    GOSH DARN IT YOU SILLY MOTHERFRICKERS. GET YOUR FREAKING STIFF TOGETHER.

  29. Vree
    Vree
    January 1, 2013 at 9:59 am | #

    Joyce is so turning to the dark side after sh*t is revealed.

  30. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    January 7, 2013 at 7:27 am | #

    So now is “we,” Joyce?

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