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Cheating

by David M Willis on December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Three's a Crowd
└ Tags: becky, dorothy, joyce

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  1. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Becky Huuuuuugs!

    🙂

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      December 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      They’re clearly not morning people. 😀

      • T Campbell
        T Campbell
        December 27, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Joyce has been an early riser on other occasions, but she’s just had a major lifestyle adjustment, from single-bed to shared-bed.

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          December 27, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

          Only now do I remember Sal going for Joyce’s throat. Right. =/ Well, I suppose my comment still applies to Becky.

        • Thomas64
          Thomas64
          December 27, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

          Joyce also had a couple of bombs dropped on her re: her BFF being gay, in love with her, and in dire need of help. Even discounting the new experience of sharing the bed, I doubt she would have had an easy time falling asleep.

          • sithknightgalen
            sithknightgalen
            December 27, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

            Plus adjusting to a snuggler in the bed like Becky would definitely be something to get used to. Besides, after avoiding Dorothy all day yesterday with Becky, it might have just slipped Joyce’s mind that Dorothy may take her up on the offer to be a jogging buddy.

            Besides, it was safe, there was no sock (Joe Approved) on the doorknob.

            • The Other Mike
              The Other Mike
              February 2, 2015 at 5:39 am | #

              And now I’m picturing Joe manufacturing and selling socks with “Joe Approved!” embroidered on them.

          • John
            John
            December 27, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

            I’m thinking from Joyce’s “just like a sleepover!” comment that this isn’t even the first time she and Becky have shared a bed.

            But it’s the first time they’ve shared a bed when Joyce knows how soft and sweet Becky’s lips are.

            • Aolbain
              Aolbain
              December 27, 2014 at 4:28 am | #

              There’s a big difference between sharing a bed with your best friend and sharing it with someone who want to plow you like a field.

              OrsoI’webeentold

              • John
                John
                December 27, 2014 at 9:44 am | #

                Or sharing a bed with your best friend who wants to plow you like a field, and sharing it with your best friend who you know wants to plow you like a field.

                • Nagash1959
                  Nagash1959
                  December 27, 2014 at 10:04 am | #

                  Don’t say “Plow you like a field”, it’s derogatory.

                  She want’s to drill her like an oil well!

                • John
                  John
                  December 27, 2014 at 10:26 am | #

                  I prefer “bang her like a screen door in a hurricane”, myself, but I was going with the phrasing Aolbain established.

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          December 27, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

          and those beds are small!
          ( and seriously hard to share of you have wide shoulders )

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            December 27, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

            The trick is to twist your shoulders and/or layer people on top of each other in a big, puppy-ish pile.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          December 27, 2014 at 11:51 am | #

          She still is. That face is 100% her reaction to Dorothy’s implications 😀

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            December 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

            The implication that Dorothy is going to go jogging, you mean? Or are you suggesting that Joyce can see into the future?

            • Rowen Morland
              Rowen Morland
              December 27, 2014 at 7:42 pm | #

              The cheating.

        • QuantumPolagnus
          QuantumPolagnus
          December 27, 2014 at 3:04 pm | #

          Definitely. I know just how hard it is to share one of those Twin XL beds. It can be hard to get a good night’s rest sharing one.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        December 27, 2014 at 7:28 am | #

        Mecky Morning Mugs?

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      December 27, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

      IS there a word for lesbian and adorable? because we need one!

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        December 27, 2014 at 3:18 am | #

        Saphorable ?

        • marasoph
          marasoph
          December 27, 2014 at 11:32 am | #

          I vote for this one. Very clever.

        • Cheryl
          Cheryl
          December 27, 2014 at 8:10 pm | #

          WIn

      • James Rye
        James Rye
        December 27, 2014 at 5:43 am | #

        Adorian?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        December 27, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

        Lezdorable…

      • LegalSeagull
        LegalSeagull
        December 27, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

        Lesbian?

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      December 27, 2014 at 8:18 am | #

      Joyce is not cheating on you, Dorothy – she’s merely trying to change a couple into a threesome! 😀

      • Tsakta
        Tsakta
        December 27, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

        That post with that Gravatar, maximum win.

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          December 27, 2014 at 12:15 pm | #

          Heehee, thank you! 🙂

          I have considered updating it to a more recent pic of Joycy, but I can’t find any that’s as cute. :3

  2. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Becky…just…adorable.

    • Safgaftsa
      Safgaftsa
      December 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Cue Mary pouncing on her prey.

  3. Salmo
    Salmo
    December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    It appears Becky hasn’t learned any lessons about locking doors.

    • nothri
      nothri
      December 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Nor Joyce or Sarah, for some reason.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        December 27, 2014 at 4:12 am | #

        I imagine Sarah as the type who believes in locking doors.

        • nothri
          nothri
          December 27, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

          Yeah, exactly!

  4. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Yes, Dorothy, she is. That’s her actual best friend.

    • Dave
      Dave
      December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Oooooh, shots fired.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        December 27, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

        Evasive maneuvers! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!!

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      December 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Well, her best friends are a lesbian and an atheist, and she’s dating a gay guy. Joyce really takes her religion seriously!

      • John
        John
        December 27, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        I bet she’s wearing mixed fabrics, too!

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          December 27, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

          We’ve already seen her wearing a hat! BLASPHEMY!!!

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            December 27, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

            NONSENSE. HATS ARE EXPLICITLY SANCTIONED BY THE MOST HOLY INQUISITION.
            AVE IMPERATOR.

      • TheZachariah
        TheZachariah
        December 27, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

        Oh hey, look there’s another friend of Dorothy.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          December 27, 2014 at 3:32 am | #

          +1

  5. Atomix26
    Atomix26
    December 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    The plot thickens.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 27, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      I at least hope there’s some plot soon. hurr hurr

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        December 27, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

        As in derrière, or..?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 27, 2014 at 2:02 am | #

          More of a Bosom guy, myself.

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            December 27, 2014 at 2:57 am | #

            Massive tracts of land?

            • Poskie
              Poskie
              December 27, 2014 at 5:01 am | #

              the most beautiful and appropriate avatar that ever there was

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      December 27, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

      The thick plottens.

      • Voiddragon13
        Voiddragon13
        December 27, 2014 at 6:06 pm | #

        Then what does the thin do?

  6. magey
    magey
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    And then all 3 of them go jogging together. Jogging party.

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      December 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      They then go into the showers. Well, a guy can dream, can’t he?

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      December 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Menage a trot?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 27, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

        I buy that pun for a dollar. ^_^

        • nothri
          nothri
          December 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

          You are being overcharged.

          • Flipz
            Flipz
            December 27, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

            By a factor of 20.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              December 27, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

              Plasma’s a mum?

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        December 27, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Well played!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 27, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      “Jogging” is code for somethin’ right?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        Like ‘Journalism’. ^_^

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          December 27, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

          Or “sex.”

          …Wait…

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            December 27, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

            Ok, I lied! We weren’t having sex… We were out jogging!

            • otusasio451
              otusasio451
              December 27, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

              I KNEW IT!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?

              • Gigafreak
                Gigafreak
                December 27, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

                Yes. Jogging. With roller skates. In a stadium.

  7. Nono
    Nono
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Isn’t it 6am?

    Sarah’s going to kill some people for getting woken up at this hour.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      December 27, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      Being a deep sleeper is wonderful.

  8. Twirls
    Twirls
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    DOROTHY.
    IS.
    SO.
    CUTE.
    ‘U’

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      December 27, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

      Desu~

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    How will Joyce explain THAT comment? 😀

    • newllend
      newllend
      December 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      “She’s better at the sex than you.”

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 27, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        She was my first kiss. YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE!!!

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          December 27, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

          Ethan was her first kiss.

          • newllend
            newllend
            December 27, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

            Well there was no passion in that one so I guess it doesn’t count to him.

            • John
              John
              December 27, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

              Their second one was better. In some sense of the word.

              • otusasio451
                otusasio451
                December 27, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

                If by “better,” you mean “marking their relationship for eventual and catastrophic failure,” then I agree.

                • John
                  John
                  December 27, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

                  The first one did that. I was thinking more in terms of objective contextless evaluation as a kiss.

          • James Rye
            James Rye
            December 27, 2014 at 5:51 am | #

            First kiss with a woman.

            • Gangler
              Gangler
              December 27, 2014 at 6:30 am | #

              You’ve never really kissed until you’ve kissed somebody of the same sex as you.

        • la6ue mous snow angel
          la6ue mous snow angel
          December 27, 2014 at 1:11 pm | #

          First time being kissed.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      December 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Incoherent sputtering or being too tired for it to register, probably.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      December 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Ohhh, poor poor Becky. She’s going to think Joyce is just messing with her, isn’t she?

      Well, hopefully Becky’s apparent grasp of banter lets her see the truth.

    • Kris
      Kris
      December 27, 2014 at 8:15 am | #

      “Hey what did you expect me to wait?”

  10. Mr k
    Mr k
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Ot3.

    I wonder if Becky will take this seriously.

    • John
      John
      December 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      I wonder if Becky is awake enough to even notice.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        She’s snoring.

  11. Khaner
    Khaner
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce slept late.
    PANIC MODE

    • Null Set
      Null Set
      December 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Not entirely sure she slept.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      December 27, 2014 at 4:07 am | #

      Dorothy gets up early, so nah, she did not.

  12. Kris
    Kris
    December 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Love triangle go!

  13. Leorale
    Leorale
    December 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Aw man, now Dorothy is telling that joke, too? Ah well, Becky is adorable so it’s all good.

    • newllend
      newllend
      December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Of course ! what you think she doesn’t read the comments ? Either I think we’ve successful ran this joke into the ground nice everyone High 5 !

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

      Walky rubs off on her more than she likes to admit, doesn’t he?

      • Kris
        Kris
        December 27, 2014 at 8:16 am | #

        I bet he rubs off on her all the time.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 27, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

          …OK, I walked into that one.

  14. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    It’s not cheating if it’s a threesome.

    • nothri
      nothri
      December 27, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      That isn’t a little bit true. Any one of the people involved could be cheating on some third party.

      To insure a truly proper and guilt free experience, you need to increase the total “some” of the encounter until there are no people to be jealous of. So have a six billionsome.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        December 27, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

        Side effect: world peace

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 27, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

          For a long time as everybody gets to their place…

        • Yu'Karaya
          Yu'Karaya
          December 27, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

          Like an advanced society of bonobos

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            December 27, 2014 at 11:52 am | #

            It would be like a Bonobo Conspiracy. Get the 10 MB zip file of the entire series.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          December 27, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

          Some people’s kinks might be left unfulfilled by that.

          • Ryan
            Ryan
            December 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm | #

            I think the n-person fulfillment problem is NP-complete in the general case.

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              December 27, 2014 at 3:15 pm | #

              I would imagine…

      • sithknightgalen
        sithknightgalen
        December 27, 2014 at 4:23 pm | #

        Hmm, going to need alot more “door socks” for that kinda action.

  15. newllend
    newllend
    December 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    What you would trust Walky not to cheat on you but you wouldn’t trust Joyce? I would be offended if I was her.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Walky doesn’t have a lot more options.

      • newllend
        newllend
        December 27, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

        Ya I guess this just shows that Joyce has more game than him, she can get all the lesbian poon she wants.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      December 27, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      The only other women Walky associates with are Sal, Billie and Joyce. No possibility of cheating exists.

  16. John
    John
    December 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I think Dorothy’s eyebrows may have just set a new high-jump record.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 27, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Not even her hairband can keep them in place…

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      She has Beckytosis of the eyebrow. Bilateral Beckytosis, probably terminal… Poor girl.

  17. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    December 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Uh-oh. Looks like Becky’s snoring kept Joyce up all night.

    • Mandy
      Mandy
      December 27, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

      Also, based on the way she’s latched onto Joyce, I’m guessing that she’s one of those people who flounders around in her sleep. Being your bedmate’s punching bag definitely doesn’t make for a restful night.

  18. Aubri
    Aubri
    December 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I like FAQ #10.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      December 27, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I dunno. It seems a little offensive. Tools are at least useful, you see, and are being maligned a little unfairly, I think.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 27, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      I wonder how many new FAQs will be added next year(2015)?

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 27, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      Huh? Does this strip have a FAQ somewhere?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 27, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Yup right here. http://www.dumbingofage.com/about/

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 27, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      I prefer #8 myself. One thing us Pagans have over people coming up in the religion they were born into is an understanding of other religions. And some of us actually took Comparative Religions in college or Uni, or attended a UU church.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        December 27, 2014 at 2:11 am | #

        Perhaps as a general trend, but the one I knew best was in her own way as ignorant and bigoted as any Christian, and had a hard time accepting that anything to do with Christianity wasn’t evil.
        Most are pretty pleasant, though.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 27, 2014 at 11:55 am | #

          OK I have been talking with younger Pagans, and it seems you’re right. The younger Pagans seem to be about the same as the general population in terms of knowledge of general religion.

      • Mc
        Mc
        December 27, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

        There have by now been plenty of kids ‘born into’ paganism. It yet remains to be seen how second-gen pagans will behave themselves.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      December 27, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

      I am curious why Mr. Willis made so many of his characters gay/bi. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that he did. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I just wonder if it was a conscious effort on his part to have such diverse cast of characters.

      Then again, I could just be underestimating how many gay/bi people there really are. Maybe I’m just not used to seeing orientation being represented realistically.

      • Thomas64
        Thomas64
        December 27, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

        Out of the 18 characters on the Cast page, three are bi and two are gay. Those percentages may be a bit higher than in the population at large, but it’s hardly a remarkable number. The composition of my social circle is not much different.
        That said, it makes sense to give the non-straight characters a larger share of screen time, because their stories tend to be more interesting, at least during the years of self-discovery.

        • Nono
          Nono
          December 27, 2014 at 8:44 am | #

          Slightly nitpicky, but I believe it was three of each? Billie, Danny and Marcie are bi, Ethan, Ruth and Becky are gay.

          Mike may or may not be bi.

          • John
            John
            December 27, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

            Ruth is bi. Mike is probably most accurately classified as bi. I’m still not completely convinced that Joyce is entirely straight.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              December 27, 2014 at 10:21 am | #

              I feel like Mike may be pan. He never seemed to care about his partner’s equipment in Shortpacked!, only how fucking them would hurt them and others.

        • Aris Katsaris
          Aris Katsaris
          December 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm | #

          I agree with your more general point, but keep in mind there are several more gay, bi people in the cast (e.g. Leslie, Daisy, Robin) which the cast page does not include. (btw, am surprised the cast page includes Carla, but not Leslie who has appeared much more often).

      • Thomas64
        Thomas64
        December 27, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

        One of countless Google hits for “percentage gay or bi”: http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/research/census-lgbt-demographics-studies/how-many-people-are-lesbian-gay-bisexual-and-transgender/

        • Paul
          Paul
          December 27, 2014 at 6:23 am | #

          So, out of 18 people on the cast page, we could expect not quite one of them to be gay (3.5% of 18 is 0.63) if this campus followed the national average.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            December 27, 2014 at 7:37 am | #

            Note that those statistics might not be accurate. Considering the amount of heavily-repressed fundies in the US, that number might be a lot higher.

          • Thomas64
            Thomas64
            December 27, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

            There are two numbers at the end of that summary that are also relevant:

            An estimated 19 million Americans (8.2%) report that they have engaged in same-sex sexual behavior and nearly 25.6 million Americans (11%) acknowledge at least some same-sex sexual attraction.

            In other words, not everyone who engages in non-straight romance or sex at a young age will show up in the statistics as gay or bi when they’re older. A lot of them end up identifying as “straight with some gay/bi experiences in their past”.

          • Thomas64
            Thomas64
            December 27, 2014 at 9:18 am | #

            Another way of looking at the probabilities involved: what are the odds of five out of 18 people being gay or bi, given the fraction of the population overall that is gay or bi? Using a binomial distribution calculator and setting n = 18, k = 5, and p = 0.11, the odds of that are a hair over 4% — in other words, your social circle may have a more probable 0 or 1 gay/bi people out of 18, but there will be scores of groups like the DoA main cast on any decent-sized college campus.

            • Swoop
              Swoop
              December 27, 2014 at 1:29 pm | #

              Thank you for teaching me something. Math is fun.

            • Paul
              Paul
              December 27, 2014 at 9:48 pm | #

              Where does p=0.11 come from? I would think that p=0.035, from the information in the cited article.

        • Yet Another Laura H.
          Yet Another Laura H.
          December 27, 2014 at 1:42 pm | #

          I wonder if the people who comment, “Oh, aren’t there any straight people on this campus?” then go one to write the studios complaining that gay and bi people aren’t getting representation on the big screen unless the movie is ABOUT them being gay or bi? Unless they’re focusing their efforts on “Why don’t we see more non-white people on the screen?”

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 27, 2014 at 9:37 am | #

        Swoop, I don’t even see it as ‘this character is gay/bi/trans/whatever’. These are college students. Their sexual alignment is way, WAY up in the air at that age. Young adults are curious, they try new things, they have unique experiences that alter their compasses and send them in new directions. Their sexual alignments aren’t settled enough to say for certain what they are (if you even consider it valid to do so).

        Except, perhaps for Leslie. She’s, what, in her 30’s? By then, you know what you are. Even if no one else does.

        • Swoop
          Swoop
          December 27, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

          You are also right. I really need to think more about the things I say. I could answer a lot of my own questions. Thank you.

          • Amazistool
            Amazistool
            December 27, 2014 at 3:47 pm | #

            While Deanatay’s comment is correct if you take the comic face-value,
            David M. Willis, armed with canon, has established that sexual orientations of the characters are the same than in his other webcomics (where those characters are now much older).

            He even retconned Danny to be bisexual in the old continuity to avoid violating this rule.

            So when discussing the comic knowing this meta-level info, your original question does make sense.

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        December 27, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

        I am curious why Mr. Willis made so many of the cast red headed. Don’t get me wrong, I am glad he did. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

        Some of them are very red headed, while others are brownish-red. Some may be coloring their hair, while others may be denying their gingerness. But there are more of them than in my group of friends.

        Let’s talk about the genetics of this and the number of people who dye their hair. Or we can accept that in a story everything that happens is pretty much an intentional choice by the storyteller.

        Personally, love the depth of story, the amount of texture and the layers of foreshadowing. DYW is clearing plotting days/years ahead, as when Becky was in strip #1 and destined to reappear four years later.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          December 27, 2014 at 12:13 pm | #

          Because this comic uses a cast combined from four other comics. Each had it’s own redheads and blondes and now they’re all together in the same place.

        • Swoop
          Swoop
          December 27, 2014 at 1:31 pm | #

          Ok, you’re right. You have the best answer.

          • StClair
            StClair
            December 28, 2014 at 5:16 am | #

            Agreed.

            Let us speak no more of this, nor of the ginger conspiracy. Which does not exist.

  19. Lrspncr
    Lrspncr
    December 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Amazing, amazing eyebrows. My eyebrows have felt like that fairly often of late.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      December 27, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      You should get that looked at. I checked webMD and it says you have eyebrow cancer.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 27, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        It’s really more like eyebrow leprosy.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 27, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

          Beckytosis. Incurable and possibly fatal in the Bilateral condition… like what Dorothy has.

        • tyersome
          tyersome
          December 27, 2014 at 8:51 pm | #

          Now, I hate to nitpick, but are you sure you aren’t leaping two conclusions?

          • Swoop
            Swoop
            December 27, 2014 at 11:47 pm | #

            You can’t be too careful. Given enough time, eyebrow cancer has 100% mortality rate.

            • tyersome
              tyersome
              December 28, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

              Oh no! That’s as bad as being born 😉

              (I was actually trying acknowledge Plasma’s inspired diagnosis.)

  20. Nick
    Nick
    December 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Dorothy’s face!

    • SilentAsshole
      SilentAsshole
      December 27, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

      Don’t you mean…

      FAAAAAAAAAAACE

      • kirakinn
        kirakinn
        December 27, 2014 at 8:20 pm | #

        S-smiley? Is that you?

  21. DyingUmbrella
    DyingUmbrella
    December 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Time for Dorothy and Becky to fight to the death for Joyce’s affections.

    The only loser here is Walky, really

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      December 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Unless he can get a videotape.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      No no it’s perfect. As revenge, he goes and tries to seduce Dorothy’s old boyfriend. Resulting in the most convoluted love polygon imaginable.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Someone might have to draw a chalkboard diagram for that.

        • Amazistool
          Amazistool
          December 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm | #

          “We’re still Okay.
          Roz an’ Jacob ain’t yet connected to the rest.
          ”

          Ok this new ‘verse already has Carla and Malaya
          (unlike the four year old walkyverse i linked to),
          allowing for even more complicated shenanigans!

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        December 27, 2014 at 10:23 am | #

        If I don’t need a mobius strip, it’s not THAT complicated.

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 27, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Time for Dorothy and Becky to fight to the death for Joyce’s affections.

      dun-dun-DON-don-DON-don-DON-da-da-DAHN-don

      (Trekkies will recognize the tune, at any rate.)

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 27, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        You mean THIS tune?

        • Paul
          Paul
          December 27, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

          Sigh, I keep forgetting that this isn’t Usenet, where we had to just refer to stuff like that and hope people had seen it.. Yes, that tune.

      • Yotsuyasan
        Yotsuyasan
        December 27, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        I have a Hallmark ornament with that tune! Although it is a bit heavy, so we don’t hang it on the Christmas tree. Instead, we just put it in my girlfriend’s Hanukkah display. Shatner and Nemoy are both Jewish, so we figure it works. 🙂

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          December 27, 2014 at 10:24 am | #

          That is fantastic.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        December 27, 2014 at 7:40 am | #

        Dahn is not involved in this.

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 28, 2014 at 5:17 am | #

        “Please rise for the national anthem.”

    • Lord Geovanni
      Lord Geovanni
      December 27, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

      if he loses there he can always T-ry the only character that is T-ruly his equal and go for T-W-incest

      • Lord Geovanni
        Lord Geovanni
        December 27, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

        Tripple pun combo

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Worst word choice, or best word choice?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 27, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Best word choice for a shipping fic.

  23. JWLM
    JWLM
    December 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    And just as authorities were finally bringing the eyebrow beast under control, Becky brought a new in a new strain from off-campus.

  24. brumagem
    brumagem
    December 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Get ready be bongo-slapped, Dorothy.

    Although a bongo-slap from Joyce is more like a stern look and a change of subject.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      December 27, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s not going to be angry. She gets to spend time with her two favorite people in the world.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        December 27, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        Agreed. Joyce might be embarrassed or something till she can explain, but mad? No.

        • Kris
          Kris
          December 27, 2014 at 8:27 am | #

          I personally would like to see Dorothy get jealous just because that would be a refreshing aspect of her personality. We’ve seen Joyce fume over how much Dotty time Walky gets over her, maybe a little turnabout is fair play.

          “Sorry can’t go jogging. I promised Becky we’d do some more montage walking today. There’s gonna be a cut to us releasing balloons at the top of a tower and everything!”

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            December 27, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

            We have seen Sarah have a similar reaction “Not fair, with her you talk like a human being”. I don’t think Dorothy would make anything big out of it, but a small sign of suppressed resentment about loosing Joyce’s time and attention would not be out of character. Lampshaded by Walky, of course.

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      December 27, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Tell that to Joe.

    • John
      John
      December 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      A bongo-slap from Joyce involves glass breaking in your face. Don’t rile her.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      Dorothy can outrun her. She’s been preparing for it.

  25. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Yes she is

  26. Tommy Fresh
    Tommy Fresh
    December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    So is “Three’s a crowd” in reference to Joyce’s dorm room situation or to the new mostly platonic best friend triangle?

    • John
      John
      December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Or the Ethan/Danny/Amazi-Girl triangle, or the Amber/Danny/Amazi-Girl triangle…

      I’m thinking “yes”.

      • Tommy Fresh
        Tommy Fresh
        December 27, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

        Triangles for everyone!

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          December 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

          Some universities just have quadrangles …

      • 4th Dimension
        4th Dimension
        December 27, 2014 at 5:24 am | #

        Or the fact tht three people are living in the same dorm room.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 27, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      If the last title was to go by, I would say it will apply to more than just these three gals.

  27. clodia
    clodia
    December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    1. YES MORE BECKY

    2. Oh thank god, Dorothy’s here, she’s full of plans and sympathy. This conversation between Joyce and Dorothy is going to be great.

    • newllend
      newllend
      December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Joyce: “Hey Dorothy meet my second girlfriend, If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m straight I’d would have probably gotten over my fear of sex by now.”

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        December 27, 2014 at 4:07 pm | #

        Joyce: “No Dorothy, totally not.
        That’s my girlfriend from youth, Becky,
        and she sleeps in my bed because she found out she’s gay!”

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Somebody needs to move this beyond Becky staying in the dorms and get her into contact with some organization that helps out girls in her situation. Maybe Dorothy will be sensible enough.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        December 27, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        Well they haven’t had much chance, since that went down at probably 9pm or later last night (possibly much later – no one else seemed to be up). But yeah, Dorothy is a good option to get things moving.

        • clodia
          clodia
          December 27, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

          Yeah, I’m hoping Dorothy can voice of reason this into a long term solution. I’m all for providing a safe place for Becky, but this short term plan cannot e a viable long term solution. Fortunately, Dorothy is clever and thinks big picture.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      For some reason reminds me of an 8-bit Theater where Red Mage said “The results of such catastrophic events are up to the gods. Sadly, for us, they are vindictive and filled with bad ideas”

      http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/06/17/episode-430-very-long-range/

      Dorothy: full of plans and sympathy
      Gods: full of vindictiveness and bad ideas

      I’ll definitely take Dorothy!

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        December 27, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

        Does that make you a…Dorotheist?

        (rimshot.com)

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          December 27, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

          I rather like “Disciple of Dorothy” or “Grand High Cleric of the Order of the Dot.”

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            December 27, 2014 at 9:43 am | #

            you could just go with ‘friend of’…

  28. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    The snark, I can taste it… tastes like… copper.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 27, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      You’ll never take me alive! *handgun noises*

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 27, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

      Naww, you just bit your lip.

  29. liahansen
    liahansen
    December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    d’aw

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 27, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

      Dawes!

  30. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    December 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    I want one

  31. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 27, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m starting a Harem, Dorothy. It’s what we protagonists are supposed to do!

    • newllend
      newllend
      December 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      AllI need now is a hot Tsundere Fairy…Eh guess Ruth will do been, wanting to hit that anyway.

      • newllend
        newllend
        December 27, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        All I

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 27, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          The font this site uses for comments made that look like alll with 3 “el”s.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Prepare for a major genre shift! Joisu Buraun no Utsukushī Daigaku Jidai is about to begin!

  32. Pantheon the Mantheon
    Pantheon the Mantheon
    December 27, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I like how even Dorothy is in on the whole “Joyce is lesbian in love with Dotty” thing.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      December 27, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Well, she is dating Walky. He’s a strong advocate of that one. 😛

      • John
        John
        December 27, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        She’s looking forward to tomorrow.

        • liahansen
          liahansen
          December 27, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

          Is that really the next day in comic? because I would not put it past Willis to actually do that, then chuckle about it when someone points it out on tumblr

          • John
            John
            December 27, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

            As near as I can figure, yeah. That was Saturday of Week 3, the Parentpocalypse, and I believe it’s currently early Friday morning of Week 4.

            • David M Willis
              David M Willis
              December 27, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

              That is correct.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          December 27, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

          Tomorrow
          Tomorrow
          We’ll lez out, tomorrow
          It’s only a day away!

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            December 27, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

            Now, let’s fight space nazis

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              December 27, 2014 at 3:02 am | #

              wow this thread went to strange places 😀

              • Paul
                Paul
                December 27, 2014 at 9:57 pm | #

                Bagge is referencing another recent comic in the Walkyverse:
                http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2178

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  December 27, 2014 at 11:11 pm | #

                  Leapin’ Lizards

  33. The wizard
    The wizard
    December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Joyce got no sleep that night, if you know what I mean. That is right, they sat up all night talking about their feelings.

  34. Swoop
    Swoop
    December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Becky’s pretending to be asleep so she can keep snuggling with Joyce.

  35. Boomwolf
    Boomwolf
    December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    … Early morning threesome? Or am I being too optomistic

    (On a side note, today’s my birthday woop-dee-freakin-doo)

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Congratulations!

    • Kensou
      Kensou
      December 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Too optimistic. Definitely a happy thought, though.

      ugh, this strip is so cute.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      December 27, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Happy birthday! I hope the after Christmas cleanup doesn’t ruin it.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      You have my sincere condolences on your birthday. Not on your survival to celebrate it but on its proximity to the day used to celebrate another birth that changed the world.

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        December 27, 2014 at 3:41 am | #

        Oh my goodness, you are right! Alex Chilton’s birthday is December 28!

      • Sheikh Mabuti
        Sheikh Mabuti
        December 27, 2014 at 11:42 am | #

        You mean Isaac Newton, of course: 1642-12-25 (OS).

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 27, 2014 at 12:33 pm | #

          Merry Newtonmas!

          • la6ue mous snow angel
            la6ue mous snow angel
            December 27, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

            We wish you a Merry Newton, we wish you a Merry Newton, we wish you a Merry Newton, and a Happy Revere!

      • la6ue mous snow angel
        la6ue mous snow angel
        December 27, 2014 at 1:18 pm | #

        Mine, of course. 12/24/1995

  36. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    December 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    She was so surprised her eyebrows achieved escape velocity.

  37. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    December 27, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    I dont know what I love more. Becky cuddling on Joyce or Dorothy acknowledging the running gag that Joyce is obviously attracted to her.

    On an unrelated note Joyce x Harem

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      I know, it is all wonderful!

      • Anderhail
        Anderhail
        December 27, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

        Perfect Gravatar is perfect

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 27, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      Notice that Becky is between Joyce and getting out of the bed. No chance of hurridly explaining this to Dorothy outside of the room in hushed voices.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 27, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

      But Harem is in another comic (Grrl Power) http://grrlpowercomic.com/ Now updating twice a week since the Patreon did so well.

      • Hoboturtle
        Hoboturtle
        December 27, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

        This….guy………. XD

  38. RandomRedMage
    RandomRedMage
    December 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Joyce has that “I am not amused” look in her eye.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 27, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      The condom hat completes that look.

  39. Kelly
    Kelly
    December 27, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    <3 <3 <3 So adorable!

    My favorite threesome (no, not like *that*…well, ok, I would have no problem with *that*, but it's not what I meant!) is finally together!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

      I know, right! Joyce is awesome, Becky is awesome, Dorothy is awesome. Jocye’s and Dorothy’s relationship is awesome, Joyce’s and Becky’s relationship is awesome. Dorothy’s and Becky’s relationship is something I really look forward to see take form. All three of them are Just So Awesome!

      And Dorothy’s jobbing dress is awesome.

      I love all the tiny things in this strip. Dorothy carefully sneaking in to try to spend some quality time with Joyce, Becky clinging to her like a teddy bear, Joyce trying to get her brain working, trying to figure out how to deal with best-friend-atheist and best-friend-lesbian in the same room. Dorothy’s moment of “oooops! Here be shenanigans” and then some delightful snark, which is mostly about diffusing and taking control over a weird situation, but contains a tiny bit of real challenge as well.

      I wonder if Walky told Dorothy anything about Becky at all. My money is on no, he can be rather tight lipped when he wants to.

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        December 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm | #

        Typo or did your autocorrect change “jogging” to “jobbing”?
        In case the latter: really weird!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm | #

          typo, but now when I’m committed Urban Dictionary have a few interesting things to say about the term “jobbing”. So these are your jobbing clothes, Dorothy. Who do you plan jobbing to?

  40. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    December 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    I love Dorothy’s “piqued interest” eyebrow lift, I think we last saw it when she first saw Walky naked. I assume the context is different here though.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      December 27, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

      Unless Walky’s penis looks like Becky hugging Joyce.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        December 27, 2014 at 2:20 am | #

        Cannot unsee. I may have to head over to Slipshine sooner than I’d planned to cleanse my mind-palate with wholesomely proper caramel dong.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          December 27, 2014 at 3:55 am | #

          O_o what has this thread done to me?

      • la6ue mous snow angel
        la6ue mous snow angel
        December 27, 2014 at 1:23 pm | #

        Someone needs to draw Walky’s penis in the silhouette of Becky and Joyce.

  41. NF
    NF
    December 27, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    I adore Dorothy’s jogging outfit. She looks like she stepped out of an ’80s workout video.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      I wonder if she exercises to DEVO.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      I don’t understand why, but Dorothy always looks really hot in that outfit (not that she isn’t anyway, just moreso)

      • No Name
        No Name
        December 27, 2014 at 6:31 am | #

        That comment + that gravatar = a sign of things to come

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm | #

          One can hope, one can hope…

          Walky: Bummer.
          Joyce: Super-bummer.

  42. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    December 27, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    Every character in this strip today is adorable. It’s kind of amazing.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

      Enjoy while it lasts – Sarah will wake up soon enough and she has zero tolerance for adorable

  43. acher4
    acher4
    December 27, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Haha!
    Perfect! 🙂

  44. lordhaw
    lordhaw
    December 27, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

    Dorothy’s eyebrows almost went into orbit!
    Hilarious one Mr. Willis!

  45. Syd
    Syd
    December 27, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    So. Without using her arms, and supporting Becky’s weight (some of it), Joyce was able to slowly sit up in bed.

    Either she is sleeping on a hydraulic piston of some sort, or she has abs of steel.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      Maybe she started training with Amazi-girl?

  46. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 27, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

    No face in tits? Becky, step your lesbian game up, girl!

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      Billie can show her how it is done!

      • newllend
        newllend
        December 27, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

        I got Phew pointers I can show, OK I need the girl I find the most attractive in this room to volunteer… Screw it OK Joyce I know you and me Don’t see eye to eye much But I’ll just pretend your the AU version of yourself so come on.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      December 27, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Give her time, she’s new at this.

    • FuryOfFirestorm
      FuryOfFirestorm
      December 28, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

      Motorboating is an art – not just anyone can do it, and take years to master.

  47. Totz the Plaid
    Totz the Plaid
    December 27, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

    Okay, so Billie/Ruth is our OTP, Amber/Danny/Ethan our potential OT3, and now potentially Joyce/Dorothy/Walky/Becky as our potential (if you count some platonics binding them) OT4.

    I’m looking forward to our crazy-ass OT5 setup!

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      December 27, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

      (Dorothy/Walky would be the center of the OT4, of course, with Walky/Becky having a solid potential for being platonic life-partners, Joyce almost certainly has an unspoken [and deeply denied] crush on Dorothy, and Becky has a VERY spoken crush on Joyce. There would have to be tons of hijinks to stabilize the grouping, but definite OT4 potential in there, I think!)

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        December 27, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

        Joyce and Walky still strongly dislike each other.

        • John
          John
          December 27, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

          I don’t think it’s quite that simple. I think their relationship in this universe is more siblingy, where they get on each other’s nerves, often deliberately, but when push comes to shove they really do care.

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            December 27, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

            This has been my read on the situation as well.

          • Sporky
            Sporky
            December 27, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

            Yeah, that’s how I feel about it. I mean, if they REALLY hated each other that much, they wouldn’t hang out basically all the time.

            • John
              John
              December 27, 2014 at 10:22 am | #

              Joyce has her own, deeply depressing, reasons for hanging out with Walky, whether she wants to or not. She’s afraid to be alone, and he’s a safe guy that she trusts. But the fact remains that she does trust him.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            December 27, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

            That’s how Walky treats Billie though, and he doesn’t quite act the same way with Joyce.

            Hm. Maybe Billie is an older-sister-figure and Joyce is more of a younger-sister-figure. (And he has an actual twin sister in Sal, heh.) So does that make Sarah his step-sister or something now? Next he’ll have a sister-in-law-figure. All the sisters!

            I all honesty though I’m having difficulty finding instances of “Joyce gives a damn about Walky.” She makes it abundantly clear to everyone that she’d rather not deal with him ever: “not having to deal with Walky” is the whole reason Joyce agreed to this morning jog, after all.

            ‘Course, I have an older brother and I’d rather not deal with HIM ever, so…

  48. zmm
    zmm
    December 27, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

    xD Becky shall probalby join them

  49. takashid
    takashid
    December 27, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

    LMFAO i love how everyone is accidentally making comments that are really upsetting today. First it was Amber’s “boyfriend” remark to Danny yesterday RIGHT AFTER he wakes up from a sexy ethan dream and was suddenly next to his girlfriend and now its Dorothy making that joke while being unaware of the Becky situation. Whats next? Is someone gonna make a joke to Walky and Sal about how their parents might be racist?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

      And both Joyce and Walky has yet to say something – they are usually good at the insensitive insults thing. More epicnes to come.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        December 27, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

        To say nothing of Mike, who would do so deliberately.

        • Mitsukara
          Mitsukara
          December 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm | #

          Maybe Mike will coincidentally be drunk today, and say nothing but nice things.

  50. Malchus
    Malchus
    December 27, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

    Becky: I wish this was what it looked like.

  51. MLBlue
    MLBlue
    December 27, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

    Im so glad he brought back the neon green outfit, Dorothy looks so cute in it.

  52. Oberon
    Oberon
    December 27, 2014 at 1:36 am | #

    “Are you cheating on me?”

    *Ahem* *Takes a deep breath*

    Bwahahahahahahahaha11hahahaha!hahhaElevenahahaha!!!!!!1!!!!eleven!!!

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      December 27, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

      8/10, I chuckled.

  53. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 27, 2014 at 1:42 am | #

    Becky and Dorothy will hit it off immediately. There will be a certain amount of posturing, but soon enough they will find common ground and join in snark. Poor Joyce will be teased mercilessly. And that’s even before Walky shows up.

  54. Emanuel
    Emanuel
    December 27, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

    Dorothy you put those eyebrows back down this instance

  55. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    December 27, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

    Heh, ok, this is the best.

  56. Bluesnake462
    Bluesnake462
    December 27, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

    Fanely the meeting ive been waiting for

  57. Rutee
    Rutee
    December 27, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

    Dorothy read the comment from my brane before I got to see the comic

  58. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 27, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

    Some one said there are 3 gays and 2 bi’s in this cast of 18.

    Becky, Ethan, Ruth, and Joyce’s newspaper editor are gay?

    And Billy is Bi, but I’m betting so is Danny-he’s dreaming about Ethan.

    Don”t forget Jolene (?) the writer that Ethan was interested in briefly, Transsexual. I know, not gay or bi and so on, but not straight either.

    A super interesting cast of individuals here.

    • Marianne
      Marianne
      December 27, 2014 at 3:15 am | #

      Being trans doesn’t make a person not straight, though.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 27, 2014 at 3:30 am | #

      You misplaced Ruth, she is bi, not gay. We know Billie and Danny are as well.

      Becky and Ethan are gay.

      Carla is asexual and transgender.

      That is it for the cast page, Daisy (the gay editor) isn’t on it. Though we just don’t know details like that for some on the cast page… some of them could still turn out to be LGBTQA later.

      Joyce’s sister is Jocelyne (formerly Joshua), and the proper term for her is transgender.

      Transsexual is used less often, I believe it technically means someone that has had sex reassignment surgery, there may still be negative feelings towards the word as well (not sure). In any case it seems that Jocelyne has not yet had surgery or hormones. (Anyone that knows more than I, please jump in!)

      Oh, and she is straight (meaning she likes guys, of course). Transgender people can have any orientation cisgender people have.

      • Paul
        Paul
        December 27, 2014 at 10:04 pm | #

        We don’t know anything about Jocelyne’s orientation, do we?

        • Gangler
          Gangler
          December 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

          We know she’s not gay (she said so herself), and her interest in Ethan seems to indicate she’s interested in men. With no indication that she’s interested in women, straight is the best guess, though bisexuality is still a possibility.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      December 27, 2014 at 4:13 am | #

      I hate it so much when people use “gay” (or “bisexual,” “transgender,” etc) as a noun.

      • Paul
        Paul
        December 27, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

        Lesbian and homosexual are both used as nouns frequently. That leaves without a noun for a homosexual man.

        • Gangler
          Gangler
          December 27, 2014 at 7:10 am | #

          We’ll survive.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        December 27, 2014 at 2:57 pm | #

        It makes sense, it kind of reduces people to nothing more than their sexuality (or that they are trans, etc). Those words should be adjectives or subject complements or similar. And after all it isn’t like you really see “straight” or “hetero” used as nouns.

        • Paul
          Paul
          December 27, 2014 at 10:02 pm | #

          I remember way back in the 80’s people talking about “AIDS spreading to heterosexuals”, so yes, “heterosexual” is used as a noun.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      December 27, 2014 at 4:21 pm | #

      Who cares how many and what genders or sexualities are in the comic? What does it matter?

      Why do you care if vanillas are overrepresented? What’s wrong with an environment where there are too many cis-hets? You know, honestly, I don’t mind spending time around them as long as they keep to their quirks to themselves and don’t try to shove their sexuality down my throat.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        December 29, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        The reason this matters is because having characters in fiction to relate to and identify with is really important in order to have a connection with any sort of narrative. People like us will never be able to know how great it is to finally find a fictional character who is almost entirely like us, “quirks” and all, because we’ve never had to struggle with that.

  59. Vree
    Vree
    December 27, 2014 at 4:13 am | #

    You don’t get it, do you?

    I was cheating on BECKY-
    with YOU.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 27, 2014 at 5:10 am | #

      +10

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      December 27, 2014 at 10:25 am | #

      I need to Like your comment and can’t

  60. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    December 27, 2014 at 6:31 am | #

    Dorothy clearly reached eyebrow level ultra violet here.

  61. Alex C
    Alex C
    December 27, 2014 at 6:42 am | #

    “Joyce, you have an attachment.”

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 27, 2014 at 11:37 am | #

      You think so? I mean, they kept kidding her about that unitil she shopped for one online and found out what they were, but I didn’t think she actually bought one.

    • Bill
      Bill
      December 27, 2014 at 3:38 pm | #

      Not an attachment but a parasite…. like a tick.

  62. Kidrik
    Kidrik
    December 27, 2014 at 7:10 am | #

    Willis shrunk the forehead!

  63. averystrangeplace
    averystrangeplace
    December 27, 2014 at 11:05 am | #

    … And all of that was okay, ’cause it was in a threeway.

  64. Zuche
    Zuche
    December 27, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

    This may be the single most adorable strip David Willis has ever produced. No, please don’t tell me I’m wrong, not even if you have proof. Just let me have this moment.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 2:06 pm | #

      I don’t think you are wrong. Becky’s Joyce-cling is a thing of beauty

  65. Bill
    Bill
    December 27, 2014 at 3:46 pm | #

    Dorothy, being the journalist she is, will eventually discover the reason Becky has turned up and is sharing a bed with Joyce.  Actually, considering how quickly Becky opened up to Joyce (and later Sarah) about the reason “classes were cancelled”, she will probably volunteer the information at the earliest opportunity.  This will of course lead to an article slamming Anderson for being intolerant.  Becky’s father will then, of course, find out where she is and …..

    I fear this is not going to turn out well.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 6:44 pm | #

      That would be an interesting plot development. I think Ross-the-butt will find Becky faster than that – it’s no big stretch that she’ll go to Joyce – but it could be an fine common cause for Dorothy, Joyce and Becky (and a nice stepping stone in her political career).

      • Paul
        Paul
        December 27, 2014 at 9:41 pm | #

        On Parent’s Weekend, when parent’s were expected to be turning up, Ruth and the woman in the headscarf who works the dorm office downstairs managed to remove Blaine O’Malley. If whats-his-butt shows up and tries to get into the dorm, I think they might be able to deal with him. Of course, this will bring Becky’s existance to the attention of powers that be, but if they have any competence at all they can evict her from the dorm into a women’s shelter rather than into the arms of her dad.

        Of course, they should be getting Becky into a women’s shelter ASAP anyway.

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 27, 2014 at 10:45 pm | #

          the woman in the headscarf = Asma.

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      December 27, 2014 at 11:50 pm | #

      Dorothy has shown restraint in publishing volatile or personal information in the past.

      I don’t see her outing Becky’s hidey hole being a problem.

      Though I’m pretty sure it’s not much of a secret to begin with. She ran away to stay with her best friend. That’s like the first number any parent calls when their kid’s missing. We’ll probably be hearing from Mister Macantyre sooner rather than later regardless of what articles Dorothy writes.

  66. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    December 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm | #

    DO THESE ROOMS NOT HAVE LOCKS

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 27, 2014 at 6:45 pm | #

      Where’s the drama in that?
      (Maybe Joyce kept it unlocked for this very reason. Jogging aside, speaking to Dorothy about Becky’s situation as quickly as possible is a very smart thing to do)

      • la6uɐ mous
        la6uɐ mous
        December 27, 2014 at 11:24 pm | #

        Joyce probably gave Dorothy a key to her room as a gesture of friendship. Because she’s Joyce.

  67. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    December 27, 2014 at 5:01 pm | #

    Wake up, Sarah! Here is the fun stuff you were asking for.

  68. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    December 27, 2014 at 5:15 pm | #

    DAMN look those eyebrows gettin’ away from her in panel 3.

    • Syd
      Syd
      December 27, 2014 at 5:29 pm | #

      I prefer to believe that a slide whistle accompanies the eyebrow raise

  69. Krzysz
    Krzysz
    December 27, 2014 at 5:28 pm | #

    And now I will love Dorothy forever.

    • gears
      gears
      December 27, 2014 at 5:44 pm | #

      Agreed. I may bag on her for how she’s not being entirely fair to Walky, but that doesn’t change that she is my absolute favorite.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        December 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm | #

        Thirded. We do bag on the characters we love occasionally*. That’s because we want them to grow and become better at those things we love them for to begin with.

        *) all the friggin’ time.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          December 27, 2014 at 7:41 pm | #

          Your comment is the happiest moment in Danny’s life.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            December 27, 2014 at 9:13 pm | #

            “It’s only because we love you we renamed ‘to fuck up in a stupid way’ after you.”

            Well, actually, when it comes to me it’s true. I have a LOT of shit to give him because I give a lot of shit about him.

            • la6uɐ mous
              la6uɐ mous
              December 27, 2014 at 11:26 pm | #

              Antimetabole at its finest.

  70. Tenn
    Tenn
    December 27, 2014 at 6:14 pm | #

    Now that is just adorable.

  71. Halloween Jack
    Halloween Jack
    December 27, 2014 at 11:21 pm | #

    aww yiss

  72. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 28, 2014 at 12:00 am | #

    I like how the two final panels are drawn from Joyce’s perspective.

  73. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    January 5, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

    Jogging!Dorothy is like the cutest thing ever.

  74. Sailor_Arashi
    Sailor_Arashi
    March 3, 2015 at 6:00 am | #

    The last panel is my favorite panel ever.

  75. Onion
    Onion
    May 19, 2016 at 11:39 pm | #

    In this comic, everyone momentarily loses their eyebrows some time or another.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Reblogging because 30 seconds of clickity-clacking on a keyboard could save MILLIONS of lives. How could you not want to be a part of that?
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social's user avatarCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
For the caring but socially awkward: action.transequality.org/a/stopmedica...
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URGENT: Tell Congress to Defend Trans Health Care NOW
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
George Wendt murdered by nephew's incantation
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
I experience comedy as it was intended: as a blurry screenshot of an original post then shared by a unrelated sketchy aggregrator account and finally posted as an image on cracked dot com
it's the post threaded below, if you click through the individual images have alts. it's better
ryannorth.ca's user avatarRyan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1m
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent
an upside down m, also known as a
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Sin Archbishop of Sloth Kendo D. Smith @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
CALL YOUR SENATORS!!! If you don't know who to call or what to say, here's a handy website so you can be informed and it has a script for you. Just put in your location and it'll pull up the contact information for the senators who represent you 5calls.org/issue/medica...
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I need cis people to understand that if this bill passes, thousands of trans people will die. That's not hyperbole. That's not sensationalism. That's fact. You know the genocide of trans people in the United States you refuse to acknowledge? It's here.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
kid asked what "sexy" means we said oh that's when somebody is looking or acting in a way that makes you want to be romantic with them, in a kissing way, not a friendly way kid: oh so like how turk and jd are like on scrubs
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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
TODAY is the BIRTHDAY of my brother from the red clay of oklahoma: @wigu.org !!!!!!!! LOVE THAT MAN@!!!!!
me and jeffrey!!!
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social ⋅ 5m
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
HRT - Harm Reduction Toolkit

A white first aid kit icon with a pastel pink cross, overlaid onto a pastel blue background. 

Distribute Aid Logo

Link to the fundraiser (available in the post text).
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social ⋅ 6m
I block all accounts on sight. Nothing personal, just don’t like accounts and the things they post.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610735... Cliffjumper's donezo in two hours
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Pardon Our Interruption...eBay Home
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