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by David M Willis on November 11, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Glower Vacuum

└ Tags: dorothy, joyce, leslie, robin, roz

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    this session’s still doing better than if Trump was there

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Alt-Text Robin: “I’m with the Enlightened!”
      Alt-Text Kyle: “wrong Niantic game”

      • No Name
        No Name
        November 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        I know this is probably going to get me banned, but I know this site is a liberal hot spot (and I mean that as a compliment), and I just want to get this out to as many people as possible, so please follow this link! It’s a list of petitions regarding the electoral college, and I believe our last hope at stopping Trump. I know this is probably going to get me banned, but I know this site is a liberal hot spot (and I mean that as a compliment), and I just want to get this out to as many people as possible, so please follow this link! It’s a list of petitions regarding the electoral college, and I believe our last hope at stopping Trump. I know this is probably going to get me banned, but I know this site is a liberal hot spot (and I mean that as a compliment), and I just want to get this out to as many people as possible, so please follow this link! It’s a list of petitions regarding the electoral college, and I believe our last hope at stopping Trump.

        • No Name
          No Name
          November 11, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

          I know this is probably going to get me banned, but I know this site is a liberal hot spot (and I mean that as a compliment), and I just want to get this out to as many people as possible, so please follow this link! It’s a list of petitions regarding the electoral college, and I believe our last hope at stopping Trump.

          Just ignore the frantic link pile from copying one too many times.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        First instinct?

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        November 11, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

        I’m Mystic, but I feel like Joyce wouldn’t be, because a) it sounds pagan and b) evolution. Because she still has THOSE biases, unless I’ve lost track of how much she’s grown, which I may well have.

        • Viktoria
          Viktoria
          November 11, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

          If she played, Instinct. It’s about what you value, and for Joyce that’s not strength or intellect, it’s doing what feels right.

          • Shade
            Shade
            November 11, 2016 at 8:02 am | #

            Robin would obviously have to pick Valor since it’s red.

        • Pat
          Pat
          November 11, 2016 at 1:45 pm | #

          Pokemon evolution isn’t exactly the same as species evolution. Like any similarities at all.

          • KKoro
            KKoro
            November 11, 2016 at 3:24 pm | #

            Never stopped fundies from getting pissed about it.

      • The Other Mike
        The Other Mike
        November 11, 2016 at 6:39 am | #

        Why do I have absolutely no trouble picturing Robin playing Pokemon Go? Her aide trying to bring something important to her attention, only to be met with, “Not now, I’m trying to catch a Haunter!”

      • someguy
        someguy
        November 11, 2016 at 6:50 am | #

        Of course she was with the enlightened, damned frogs!!!

    • Pat
      Pat
      November 11, 2016 at 1:44 pm | #

      Robin was aware that what she did was bad, and she has no defense. She just doesn’t care.
      That’s… probably better than outright malice and also actively insulting/threatening Joyce.

      • SisterGypsy
        SisterGypsy
        November 11, 2016 at 8:21 pm | #

        It is the don’t cares that allow the evil to exist. They are the ones that get to ignore the harm caused by others and feel good about themselves, because they didn’t do it. No playing that it wasn’t malice just doesn’t cut it, it is still evil and causes harm. This is why we have trump on his way to the White House. The don’t cares supporting evil.

    • Flakky
      Flakky
      November 11, 2016 at 9:57 pm | #

      You think Trump is Valor or Instinct?

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 12, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

        I’ve heard it that Valor is Gryffindor OR Slytherin based on your personality, so… Valor?

        (supposedly Instinct is the Hufflepuff)

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          November 12, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

          Based on colors, Valor is Gryffindor, Mystic is Ravenclaw, and Instinct is Hufflepuff.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    November 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Smooth Leslie

    • Dr. T
      Dr. T
      November 11, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

      Lady boner done been killed, I see.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

        R.I.P., lady boner :'(

        • L33tmaster
          L33tmaster
          November 11, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

          That button up was faster than trump getting kicked outta office.

          • Sheason
            Sheason
            November 11, 2016 at 4:21 pm | #

            Hope springs eternal.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 11, 2016 at 8:43 am | #

          Watching your entire demographic getting thrown under the bus of political expediency does tend to kill erections.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 11, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

      Did she just use the Force to button up her blouse?

      • TsunamiJane
        TsunamiJane
        November 11, 2016 at 5:07 am | #

        Why else do you think Roz is staring at her?

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          November 11, 2016 at 9:21 am | #

          You mean Roz hasn’t been staring at her chest the whole time? :glances back: You SURE?

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        November 11, 2016 at 1:57 pm | #

        There really should be a sound effect for that.

  3. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    This will be remembered as the day Joyce became Batman!

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      November 11, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

      Hell to the no on that.

      Joyce is -far better- than Batman today.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        November 11, 2016 at 6:58 am | #

        Is that opinion? Or Edict? Or Proclamation? Or are you speaking with The Voice? B’ Cause you seem very sure of it. And I would respectfully like to disagree, but I think you’r right.

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          November 11, 2016 at 6:17 pm | #

          AG speaks The Voice in Dark Blue. Joyce speaking The Voice should be Ice Blue (like her eyes, right now)

  4. I Write Monsters
    I Write Monsters
    November 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Is it sad that I assume many politicians see it this way?

    • Retrikaethan
      Retrikaethan
      November 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      no. it’s sad that that assumption is probably true.

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      November 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Would you prefer to assume they actually think gays don’t deserve equal rights?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 11, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Let’s instead assume that they feel obliged to follow God’s law, with no autonomy or choice in the matter of how they treat gays, and they can’t even have their own emotional opinion on the subject! But they’d feel bad about being forced by their faith to persecute gays if they were allowed to!

        • Joe Archer
          Joe Archer
          November 11, 2016 at 2:51 am | #

          Except for Leviticus when it comes to stoning etc.. But everything else is absolutely true.

      • Fred
        Fred
        November 11, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

        Many of them don’t. They say as much, in fact, and use it as a key rallying point for their supporters.

        • SUGauthor
          SUGauthor
          November 11, 2016 at 3:22 am | #

          Sure, and I think that’s way sadder. I’ll take indifference over active persecution any day.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            November 11, 2016 at 4:17 am | #

            At least with indifference, you can be subversive much more easily.

          • thomas wrobel
            thomas wrobel
            November 11, 2016 at 6:21 am | #

            Its probably better in terms of results. Not sure its better ethically.

            If someones about to be hit by a car, and you could warn them but deliberately choose not too, your as guilty of murder as the driver as far as I see.
            Inaction/action doesn’t make much difference. (provided its a conscious choice not to act)

            • Makkabee
              Makkabee
              November 11, 2016 at 7:51 am | #

              When it’s a matter of indifference, if you can convince enough other people to support equality the politicians will see which way the wind is blowing and jump on the bandwagon. With active hostility, they’ll fight you to the bitter end.

              So yeah, I’d rather have the indifferent politicians doing this for political convenience than have those same elected officials be true believers in persecution.

              • liliaeth
                liliaeth
                November 11, 2016 at 10:02 am | #

                Which is why Trump for all the horror that he is, is still less dangerous than Pence. Pence is a true believer, which makes the idea of him being one heartbeat away from the presidency, the most scary thing imaginable.

              • Pat
                Pat
                November 11, 2016 at 1:48 pm | #

                I’d rather have them for practical reasons, but… I don’t think I can like them better.
                Malice I can understand. Complete lack of empathy is the one thing I can’t empathize with.

          • Willoughby Chase
            Willoughby Chase
            November 11, 2016 at 8:21 am | #

            We’ll see what happens when Trump picks his cabinet.

            So far, the signs for indifference aren’t hopeful.

            • e
              e
              November 11, 2016 at 10:03 am | #

              so far his picks are each more horrifying than the one before it.

          • Blind_Gardener
            Blind_Gardener
            November 11, 2016 at 10:25 pm | #

            I’d probably be a terrible politician, because my motto would be “Vote for me: I don’t care about anything.”

            It wouldn’t be *true*, but who said you had to *keep* your campaign promises?

      • thomas wrobel
        thomas wrobel
        November 11, 2016 at 6:11 am | #

        Like the vice president?

        Pence has previously proposed criminalizing homosexual marriage.
        Yes. Criminalizing.

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      November 11, 2016 at 1:56 am | #

      So that’s why they say you never discus religion and politics with friends.

  5. Wheelpath
    Wheelpath
    November 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I wonder what Roz is thinking, please tell me she doesn’t make the wrong decision and butt in

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      November 11, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

      She’d probably side with joyce given her free sex stance and attempted help to leslie on her goal to woh robin.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

        Also because Joyce is saying things she agrees with

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 11, 2016 at 8:48 am | #

      She’s probably thinking, “NOOOO My scandal! My precious, beautiful lesbian scandal, RUINED!! Why must you RUIN EVERYTHING, big sis!!”

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 11, 2016 at 1:57 pm | #

        I like to think Roz has a LITTLE more compassion with that. Maybe it’s how it started out, but I have trouble thinking that Roz’s agenda is still her #1 priority after seeing Leslie’s face and reaction.

  6. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    November 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    “I gotta keep people happy. Not gays, mind. People.”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      And it’s also sad that this implies that the majority of people who vote in her district feel that way as well. Why couldn’t they be just anti-‘Pat Lee’? That’d only hurt, like what, one person?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 11, 2016 at 4:44 am | #

      There’s a phrase that continually crops up in all debates about the efficacy of democracy: “The tyranny of the majority”.

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        November 11, 2016 at 7:57 am | #

        This leads to one of the arguments for strong central government in The Federalist Papers — that tyrannical special interests are more likely to get majorities in smaller political bodies (states, towns, that sort of thing) and persecute targeted groups. In larger bodies there are more interests represented and it’s harder for those special interests to get stable control — to many conflicting interests that have to negotiate power-sharing agreements.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 11, 2016 at 10:15 am | #

          In theory though, the flip side of that is that if the tyrannical special interests do get control of the strong central government, they get to control everybody.

      • Blind_Gardener
        Blind_Gardener
        November 11, 2016 at 10:26 pm | #

        The electoral college was, in fact, constructed to prevent the Tyranny of the majority.

  7. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    November 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    God, Leslie looks haunted. And good on Joyce (and Dorothy!), poking all the holes in this!

    • Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
      Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
      November 11, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Notice she put Jillian and Holtzmann away. Crush ended.

    • mschmidt62
      mschmidt62
      November 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      She magically buttoned her blouse up a bit more between panels two and four.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        [Insert Joke About Start Of A Bad Habit Here]

      • Positron
        Positron
        November 11, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        You know, I didn’t notice this until you pointed it out, but her hand is still there after finishing rebuttoning her blouse in panel 4.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 11, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

        And Roz noticed.

        Why was she trying to set up Leslie and Robin, again?

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          November 11, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

          Precisely because of shit like this.

          She was hoping Leslie could get through to Robin where she could not.

          • Joe Archer
            Joe Archer
            November 11, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

            Or she simply wanted to get at Robin? I don’t see much sibling love there.

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              November 11, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/twerp/

              Robin obviously infuriates the hell out of her (and rightly so), but Roz seems to think she’s capable of changing. I’d say it could be both, but I think better of Roz than to drag Leslie into it just to mess with her sister.

          • Emily
            Emily
            November 11, 2016 at 5:51 am | #

            I think she hoped either that or if Robin turned out to be an intractably awful person it could at least produce a career ending scandal.

      • foamy
        foamy
        November 11, 2016 at 1:17 am | #

        What’s more, Roz noticed.

        • foamy
          foamy
          November 11, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

          Damnit Reltzik. 🙁

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            November 11, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

            Let’s just call it a double-take. I noticed the first notice and you noticed the second notice.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 9:29 pm | #

        I think Roz noticed…

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      November 11, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

      Good on Joyce. Dorothy joined in much later.

  8. Fauna Sarcastic
    Fauna Sarcastic
    November 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce glares into the soul of Robin, it will only take 2 more seconds to do the Ultimate Soul Destruction Black Technique~. It will be glorious.

    • Jonathan S.
      Jonathan S.
      November 11, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

      I’d settle for a Penance Stare there…

  9. (((Mkvenner)))
    (((Mkvenner)))
    November 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    No finish what you started.

  10. Wryte
    Wryte
    November 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    If there’s a silver lining here, Joyce DID just out Becky as homeless to Leslie in the last strip, so maybe Leslie taking Becky in and under her gay, gay wing could be on the horizon.

  11. Mr Ak
    Mr Ak
    November 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Awww, man. I really liked Shortpacked Robin.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      November 11, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

      As noted yesterday, since sexual orientation carries over from Shortpacked to Dumbverse, this Robin is also “undefinably queer” – which makes today’s comic incredibly tragic on basically all levels.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 11, 2016 at 8:58 am | #

        SP!Robin wasn’t really aware of her queerness before her relationship with Leslie. As she stated, she thought herself straight, at first, but made ‘an exception’ for Leslie. Only later, did she acknowledge herself as queer. This Robin has never had her ‘inner closet’ opened.

        • Lailah
          Lailah
          November 11, 2016 at 9:33 am | #

          What’s a /little/ funny is how much she also wanted to bang Amber for a long time, culminating in her and Leslie sexually assaulting her with make outs (IIRC, it’s been a minute).

          She still loudly insisted how straight she was while lusting for two seperate girls. It’s kind of impressive. Reminds me of an allegedly straight girl who insisted to me that men were ugly and unattractive, but you have to sleep with them, because that’s just how it is. No other choices, like those incredibly beautiful and attractive girls you see around.

          This being why I say it’s a /little/ funny. Because it’s also tragic.

          • Pat
            Pat
            November 11, 2016 at 1:53 pm | #

            Did you tell her she could just… not? Because that was also an option.

            Look, I’m doing it right now!

            • Lailah
              Lailah
              November 12, 2016 at 2:30 am | #

              Did I tell her, or did I get her to actually understand that?

              Because those are different things, sadly.

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      November 11, 2016 at 1:27 am | #

      So did I, despite S.P. Robins’ shortcomings, she wasn’t sleezy. Just a bit weird and irresponsible.

  12. Godfather
    Godfather
    November 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Upsetting. Far too apt considering the American political climate. Willis, though I am frustrated, props to you for making your characters so realistic and robust. But also, damn you Willis. This hurts. But really, it’s not your fault. It’s just what’s going on today in the wake of it all.

    Man, I should go back to my emo days and start writing songs!

  13. Shiro
    Shiro
    November 11, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Panel 4 is unsettlingly familiar after the past couple of days. I have heard way too damn many people saying nothing bad’s going to happen in the next four years, while at the same time I see a steady stream of horror stories on Facebook about bad things that are already happening. I just hope I have the strength to be Joyce here.

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      November 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      By the way, I saw a thing suggesting that anyone willing to be a “safe person”–running interference for anyone who needs protection from bigots, or just being there for emotional support–signify it with a safety pin on their shirt. I think I’m going to start doing it.

      • Emperor Norton
        Emperor Norton
        November 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        I’m down with that.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      Yeah, that part infuriates me. Like, motherfucker, you do not get to piss on my face and say it’s raining. Half this country voted specifically on the promise of fucking up the lives of me, my friends, my family out of hatred and spite, voting for a literal fascist if it could make me and mine’s lives worse than theirs.

      And yet, the fuckers who voted literally for a system that will fuck the marginalized in every way imaginable still want to be seen as good people despite that. To be patted on the head and assured they aren’t actually so racist and sexist that they voted a rapist who regularly quote neo-nazis into the highest office in the land.

      No, I’m sorry, you don’t get to pretend that this is all a game and that your actions don’t fuck with my life. That this is some dispassionate system of points rather than the system of governance that controls all our lives.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

        Hugs?

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        November 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

        That’s what’s kept me feeling sick for the last two days. I saw a breakdown earlier that puts the actual Trump voters as only a quarter of the country, so that was a small comfort, but that still means three-quarters of the country (minus the people who got screwed by the voting rights act being gutted, which I’m sure wasn’t insignificant) either agrees with him, or didn’t care enough about LGBT people, people of color, women, disabled people, to drag their butts to the polls.

        I don’t have any words left for it. I can’t believe this is a real thing that’s happening. Any moment I’m going to wake up and it’s going to be a horrible nightmare.

        • Dana
          Dana
          November 11, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

          A lot of them are like my grandmother. Hate the guy, but held their noses and voted for him anyway because twenty some years of propaganda has convinced them Hillary Clinton is the antichrist.

          • Arian
            Arian
            November 11, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

            A friend of mine is like that.

        • Emperor Norton
          Emperor Norton
          November 11, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

          I was about to make a correction, but the correction didn’t really make it that much better, so the only thing I’d achieve is to look pedantic at the worst fucking possible moment.

          Fuck it all.

          • Shiro
            Shiro
            November 11, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

            What was it? Promise I won’t think less of you, I want to be sure I have my facts straight.

            • AutobotDen
              AutobotDen
              November 11, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

              almost half the country didn’t vote, Shiro. that alone should tell you something significant.

              • Shiro
                Shiro
                November 11, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

                They also didn’t vote against him, is my point. I’m not accusing them of being bigoted, exactly–just that they didn’t care that a violently racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic yam person was up for election to the highest office in the land.

                • ety
                  ety
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

                  No, not the half who didn’t vote, but the other quarter who actively voted against, for exactly those reasons are being included in the 75% number.

                  Doesn’t really make the point any better, though. The fact that enough people voted in favor of him to get him into office at all is horrible.

                • ety
                  ety
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

                  Actually, I’m stupid, nevermind. I thought I had something, but I was wrong. You’re right.

                • ety
                  ety
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

                  Geez, that’s more depressing than I realized.

                • Shiro
                  Shiro
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

                  No, I’m talking about the 50% that didn’t vote at all, and the 25% that actively voted for him. That’s my three-quarters figure. (I’m simplifying and disregarding the third party voters for the moment, of course it’s not precisely 25-50-25.)

                • Shiro
                  Shiro
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

                  Whoops, should’ve reloaded before I hit post. You’re good! I thought for a second my math was catastrophically wrong, it was never my best class.

                • ety
                  ety
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:33 am | #

                  Yeah I realized my mistake and what you were actually saying.

              • Bicycle Bill
                Bicycle Bill
                November 11, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

                That not unusual.  Generally, 50% or more of the public doesn’t vote in any election.
                So that’s not really a factor in Trump’s ascendancy.

                • Daniel Taylor
                  Daniel Taylor
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:41 am | #

                  It kind of is. This election had record low turnout.

                  Both Trump and Clinton had fewer votes than the *losing* candidates in previous elections.

                • Pat
                  Pat
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:58 pm | #

                  This one was a bit unique, though. Not voting was… really bad.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              November 11, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

              Maybe something about voter percentage that didn’t vote for Trump?

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              November 11, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

              “Only” half the country did not bother to vote against him because of his racism, sexism, incompetence, etc.

              Like I said, it doesn’t really make that much difference, does it?

              • Shiro
                Shiro
                November 11, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

                Yeah… :/ I don’t know how we arrived here. I mean, I’ve read the analyses, but I can’t wrap my brain around it.

                • Emperor Norton II
                  Emperor Norton II
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

                  In your defense, having to think about those facts will infuriate any half-decent person to the point where it’s impossible to keep anything straight.

                • DaveM
                  DaveM
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

                  Cold comfort I know, but America isn’t the only country going down the far right pseudo fascist path. The U.K. and Australia are already there. Right now in Aus the government is talking loudly about repealing a section (18c) of the discrimination act which basically prohibits hate speech. In the words of our Attorney General “People have the right to be a bigot.”. And this, along with hideous laws about refugees are cheered by a vocal minority which is much larger than anyone wants to admit.

                  I weep for the future, and the horrors before civility and common sense reassert themselves.

                • KKoro
                  KKoro
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:29 pm | #

                  They never do. That’s the fucking shame of it all, is civility and common sense never actually reassert themselves.

                  It’s a trash fucking species and why I’ve always laughed at “robots take over world” being considered a horror story.

        • bhtooefr
          bhtooefr
          November 11, 2016 at 9:44 pm | #

          I’m actually going to make an argument against that point.

          In blue states, any votes after the one that caused Hillary to win the state didn’t count. In deep red states, flipping them is exceedingly unlikely.

          Someone not turning out in a blue state or a deep red state because they know Hillary could win is different from someone not turning out in, say, a swing state.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        November 11, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

        Maybe it’s thin comfort, but it was only a quarter of the country, not half. Only half of all eligible voters even bothered to vote, meaning he got a quarter of the vote, not half.

        I know, it’s not the best comfort, but maybe it’s something.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 11, 2016 at 10:30 am | #

          It still means that fully half the country, even if it didn’t actually vote for him, didn’t think him bad enough to bother to go out and vote against him.

          How many of that remaining half who didn’t vote weren’t actually able to, by the way? Disenfranchised or in prison or what? (and you have no idea how horrified I was to learn that a prior conviction meant your voting rights were stripped away forever! WTF?!) Was it a significant portion?

          • Minotaur
            Minotaur
            November 11, 2016 at 1:35 pm | #

            And how many of those people were unable to make it to the polls because they had to work and would have lost their job if they took time off to go and vote? I hear that that’s a thing too…

            I actually hope that I’m wrong about that…

            • rectilinearpropagation
              rectilinearpropagation
              November 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm | #

              Some states have laws requiring employees to give employees time of to vote but it varies.

              • Anonononon
                Anonononon
                November 11, 2016 at 4:24 pm | #

                Most states have laws saying they have to let you have time off to vote but if you are barely able to pay your bills can you really afford to lose a day’s pay? Some people can’t afford to go vote.

        • Pat
          Pat
          November 11, 2016 at 2:03 pm | #

          That’s still half the vote.

          And more importantly, that means that 50% share Robin’s lack of compassion here.

      • Hrovitnir
        Hrovitnir
        November 11, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

        *claps*

      • Idontcarenomore
        Idontcarenomore
        November 11, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

        Cerberus, I have read your posts and admired them.
        However, I think you are going overboard on this one, or perhaps just focusing too narrowly.

        Half of the country did not vote specifically to fuck us over. They voted for change, to get the assholes out who have been screwing over the system for years on end. Of course, that is most of them, unfortunately. But many of them just genuinely wanted a change for the better for our country. Their jobs back, and a stop to the death of the middle class in this country. Their view is too narrow also.

        I did not vote for him because I do not think he is the man for the job: he is too bigoted, racist, and likely dangerous. And I liked Hillary, I still think she’d be a good President: but great, but good.

        However, Trump is the damned President Elect of this country now: and we have him for the next 4 years, if he dosn’t give himself a heart attack from all the paranoia.

        Here is what I am worried about at this point:
        1. He has his own little army around him, well armed and equiped. This has to be disbanded. Dictators have their own armies of loyal guards, U.S. presidents do not.

        2. He refused to allow the press to accompany him to the White House today, this is a tradition. As a business man he could do that and likely had to because of the need for secrecy in patents and designs. However, he can not and MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS. The press are the watchdogs of the politicians. And I damn well hope they start acting like it.

        3. Trump has been invited to the EU conference as soon as he can get there: I shudder to think of what he is going to do to our European allies ties and especially England. However, his only strong suit may be his financial knowledge and this is a banking conference so..maybe he will not embarrass us too much.

        4. Russia is gearing up (and has been) for war. Putin is thinking of Trump as an ally. This is not a good thing. Russia changed sides in the middle of WWII. Understandable in the line of self-preservation: but not so much as a dependable ally. Putin is no ones ally but his own.

        5. Trump said he would ‘remove’ Palistine and Isriel is already celebrating that. Trump is moving around forces there he does not understand.

        6. He has said he is going to let Japan support themselves, protect themselves. He does not understand the importance to the U.S. safety of our alliance withJapan, with regard to that area of the world: China, Korea, etc.

        7. Mexico is one of our biggest buyers. What is going to happen there – any guesses?

        It is not we marginalized who are the only ones in trouble here. Understand that well. The entire US is in trouble.

        I have to wish him well, he is our President Elect and wishing him evil does nothing for any of us. I hope he succeeds in steering the US on the course that does the least harm to all of us and maybe even some good. But I am afraid.

        • Idontcarenomore
          Idontcarenomore
          November 11, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

          And I am so sorry that you and yours have it so stinking hard. I wish I could help you.
          All I can do is stand up for my friends. And I do try.

        • Chris Phoenix
          Chris Phoenix
          November 11, 2016 at 4:06 am | #

          Cerberus is not going overboard. If anything, given the other very real problems you point out, Cerberus is not going far enough.

        • skaryzgik
          skaryzgik
          November 11, 2016 at 10:32 am | #

          Suppose that there are people who voted for Trump who were, as you say, not specifically voting specifically to fuck us over.

          To be as thorough as possible with the initial enumeration of possibilities, even if to an unreasonable extent, either they didn’t think *not* fucking us over was important enough to vote *against*, or they somehow didn’t know.

          The second of these seems extremely improbable. He campaigned entirely on bigotry. Every time he talked about “change” was directly in the context of fucking over some already-marginalized group or other. And then, just in case we missed one of the bigotries among all the others, he chose a VP who specifically tried to fund literal torture camps for LGBT+.

          Someone shared this, I think yesterday, but I think it is a surprisingly good analogy. http://whatever.scalzi.com/2016/11/10/the-cinemax-theory-of-racism/

          Those other things are definitely all also problems, but even if “technically” true, saying they didn’t vote “specifically” to fuck over (insert just about any marginalized group here), doesn’t actually make them any less complicit, and also sounds very very very much like a “Not all…” argument.

          All those things you said are definitely also very big problems. I notice that probably half of them are also rooted in fucking over people who are marginalized.

          We have a *very long* list of problems, overall. We need to be extra careful that our attempts at avoiding the literal apocalypses don’t let us “forget” the slightly lesser atrocities that also very very urgently need our attention. We can’t *all* spend all our energy on the apocalypses or we will still continue to lose far too much.

          And in many cases “focusing too narrowly” is useful, when it means literal survival. I currently have the privilege of passing (though I’m beginning to see that the cost may be too great for me to continue this) but Cerberus does not. She has been too visible to be able to go back into hiding, even if she wanted to. And she has already had several very close calls (which she has mentioned in comment threads on this site many times). And she has already seen from the ground that it is already getting worse. Losing anyone to this crap would be terrible. It would. But losing Cerberus in particular would also mean losing many whose continued survival hinges heavily on her continued work. We probably do have at least two literal apocalypses on our hands, which we definitely need to get to much faster work averting, but we can’t do a thing about it if we die to “lesser” dangers before that. Even if her worries look like “focusing too narrowly”, I think we can excuse her of that. I think it is precisely what we need her to be doing.

        • justanothersomethingorother
          justanothersomethingorother
          November 11, 2016 at 7:45 pm | #

          Sorry, that ‘voted for change’ narrative is complete bullshit – almost as complete bullshit as ‘economic anxiety’.

          If any of the people voting for Trump and Co wanted change, they wouldn’t have voted for the incumbent Congress. They put the same assholes they say they didn’t want in power back in power.

          They didn’t vote for change. They voted for hatred and bigotry, plain and simple.

      • Falling Star
        Falling Star
        November 11, 2016 at 12:14 pm | #

        And no one at my school cares, other than to joke about it.
        Man, I’m feeling this so hard.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 11, 2016 at 1:45 pm | #

          I care. *hugs*

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 11, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

      jfc this.

      Like, okay, we found out today that the head of Mr. Trump’s domestic-policy transition team is a guy named Ken Blackwell. You may not know who that is, but holy crow he’s bad news.

      Basically, he’s high up with the Family Research Council, an all-out no-holds-barred hate/lobbying group aimed right at LGBT people. I fought these guys for years; they’re evil. (They supported the states outlawing us directly; they served as a manufacturing point for fake ‘studies’ asserting… basically anything they could come up with that makes LGBT people look like monsters and demons; and so on. If there’s a way to hate LGBT people, they’re on it.)

      The FRC had a lot of influence on the GOP platform this year, and is preparing a list of executive orders for Mr. Trump to execute in his first hundred days. We know they’ll be acted upon, because they’re on the Trump team. And they include several actions, such as allowing health care providers to refuse care to LGBT people, and so on.

      They’re also carrying water for NOM, the anti-marriage-rights National Organisation for Marriage, who are “confident” they’ll be able to work with the Trump administration to overturn marriage rights.

      None of this is hypothetical. It’s stuff they’re setting up right the fuck now. And it’s aimed directly at me and mine.

  14. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 11, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    There is a song from The Mikado that I should look up.

    • Stephen R. Bierce
      Stephen R. Bierce
      November 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      This one.

      • kelticat
        kelticat
        November 11, 2016 at 1:38 am | #

        And we’re B.

      • Idontcarenomore
        Idontcarenomore
        November 11, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

        Excellent choice.

  15. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    November 11, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    That was some fast blouse buttoning.

  16. Ubertenorman
    Ubertenorman
    November 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    She’s definitely on the yellow team. Those bastards.

    • Some1
      Some1
      November 11, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      I bet your’e on the red or blue team asswipe!

      • Linkletter
        Linkletter
        November 11, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

        Everyone, please! There’s no need to fight!

        We all know Team Rocket is the only real team.

        • Some1
          Some1
          November 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

          I like to think that Pokemon Go is a thrilling commentary on U.S politics, with Red begin republicans, Blue being democrats and Yellow being Independents.

          • cesium133
            cesium133
            November 11, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

            Dangit, you just turned me into a Republican, you jerk.

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            November 11, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

            Bite your tongue. Candela is pure and sweet and would never be a Republican! 🙂

          • Yet Another Laura H.
            Yet Another Laura H.
            November 11, 2016 at 1:59 am | #

            I’m on Team Instinct because I am on Team It Made My Kid Feel Loved and Supported. Team My Kid for the win.

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            November 11, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

            Hey now. I don’t think any of the leaders would be Republicans. For one, free healthcare.

          • Griffin
            Griffin
            November 11, 2016 at 3:16 am | #

            Team Valor is too good and too gay to be Republican you fool

  17. Deathstalker
    Deathstalker
    November 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Looking through archives.. Look at Mike’s hair… Look at Trump’s hair.

    I just realized what the real world version of Mike’s hair would look like after all these years.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      November 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      Of course if Mike was running for President his slogan wouldn’t be “Let’s America great again.” It would be “I’m going to make America a living hell, but you’ll vote for me anyway,” and would probably work.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        November 11, 2016 at 6:42 am | #

        Well I mean from a lot of people’s perspective that’s pretty much what Trump’s campaign was, just followed with “because a living hell is fantastic and you love the idea.”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 11, 2016 at 8:00 am | #

          Well, they mostly heard it as “I’m going to make America a living hell for them.”

    • podian
      podian
      November 11, 2016 at 5:28 am | #

      I would prefer Mike as a president over Trump.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 11, 2016 at 9:30 am | #

        Surely there must be better choices…

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        November 11, 2016 at 9:48 am | #

        Yes, Mike puts a lot of thought into what he does.

  18. Skim
    Skim
    November 11, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Robin, Roooobin, Raw-been, robin robin robin

    ROBIN, NO

  19. Zaidyer
    Zaidyer
    November 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    Burn in hell, Robin.

    • Brute
      Brute
      November 11, 2016 at 2:40 am | #

      seconded

      • Lumpy Frogsnuggler
        Lumpy Frogsnuggler
        November 11, 2016 at 4:20 pm | #

        Thirded.

  20. Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
    Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
    November 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    Don’t let up, Joyce. Robin needs to see the damage she and her ilk cause.

  21. Bluewind
    Bluewind
    November 11, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Yup. Let’s keep the religious people happy by oppression and encouraging bigotry against minorities especially people who are LGBTQ+ because they make up such a tiny portion of the population that they don’t matter at all! *head desk*

    • Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
      Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
      November 11, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

      Sadly, the way the USA political system is setup, politicians have zero external motivations to take people like me into consideration. At least until we get enough allies in the bigger demographics that they can’t ignore the issue anymore. Its a system setup to ignore minority groups.

      • Bluewind
        Bluewind
        November 11, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

        I know. It’s so frustrating and exhausting and sickening. I just want to wake up tomorrow and find that evolution spontaneously occurred while I slept and everyone realized that this is all we get and we need to protect each other and our planet. I thought it was getting better for a lot of groups until our recent election and now I’m back to being scared for all of us especially those who can’t pass or blend in.

        I’m not sure if you’ve been reading the posts from the last few days but I’m a disabled cis female polysexual Caucasian atheist democrat with a couple visible tattoos who lives in a red state in the bible belt in a small town full of Christians and bigots. I can hide a lot about myself if I have to, but I did that for far too much of my life. I don’t think anyone should have to hide if they are part of the LGBTQ+ rainbow or aren’t christian anymore than someone should have to hide their ethnicity. I wish the world was different than it currently is.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          November 11, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

          Can you get out of the bible belt? I’m sure you’ve thought of this already, but it sounds like a really worthy goal.

          • Bluewind
            Bluewind
            November 11, 2016 at 3:07 am | #

            Oh believe me, I’ve thought about it, but my dad needs me so I put up with all the mega Christians and the bigots. At least most of them when they discover I’m an atheist only go into a speech about how sorry they feel for me and then try to throw some bible stuff at me to hopefully make me think so I can “find my way back to god” although I have gotten more extreme stuff like someone accusing me of worshiping the devil and being in the illuminati. The polysexual thing gets weird reactions. I usually say bi as I’ve learned my lesson trying to explain genders to people here. Some freak out. Some ask me if I’ve ever been with a woman and then proceed to tell me that I’m not really bi as I haven’t (I’ve only ever dated one person and that was a guy for 7 years) or that I’ve “chosen” because I dated a guy. Expressing interest in a woman on tv or something gets shut down real quick as disgusting or don’t want to hear it territory. I had one woman tell me that she’s never met a bi person that wasn’t a whore and a slut. I’ve had people try to convince me that appreciation for the same sex is normal but it doesn’t make me bi and that even having sex with a woman wouldn’t mean I was bi because a lot of people try things. My ex went between finding it hot and trying to get me to say stuff for his personal gratification to being paranoid I was going to leave him for a woman (nope. He left me for one). I’ve been asked about threesomes like it’s the only way someone like me could enjoy sex. I’ve been asked if I was abused as a child. I’ve gotten bible quotes. It’s odd. I would hate to think how it would be if I advertised it openly.

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      November 11, 2016 at 2:01 am | #

      This is a country where the majority rule. I think the frightening thing is that Robin typifies the average politician. I used to feel minorities were targeted by most of them. But now I think the average one is like Robin….they just don’t THINK of minorities in any way shape or form. Marginalized citizens are just not on their radar.
      Is this right? No. But how to solve it? You can’t make people who’ve never ‘been there’ understand. You can just hope to make them think.

      • Heather
        Heather
        November 11, 2016 at 2:45 am | #

        Well they /are/ ‘minorities’ as in there’s less of them than the majority. So in certain areas in politics it probably makes ‘sense’ not to think of them as important, because while there are certain districts where more of the majority actually, y’known, think of said minorities as human beings and perhaps care a little and think barring them from jobs etc is monstrous, they really don’t /have/ to to get through their lives. So some in the majority just don’t. They are perhaps completely uncaring, passive in the face of it (I believe in terms of race MLK talked about the white moderate- same thing probably- and Joyce /prior/ to all this bs would have been like that)- or they take an active role in hating them and hurting them (Toe dad). The wider result is the same though when it comes to how they vote.

        It’s a toss up, and politicians positions sometimes depends on the majority groups waking up.

        Politicians are, often, less that grand leader leading and inspiring people to their sparkling vision, and sometimes more like that pandering little kid in high school following the crowd and trying to be one of the first of what seems to be ‘in season’ and be popular with those who cast their votes in the bid to be noticed and liked. I mean on some level I get it: their very jobs depend on it. But they of course throw people under the bus completely in their bid for the homecoming queen crown. So my sympathy kind of dies there: they could have chosen a different career or path. Either they really do believe it as right and they’re rotten to the very core of their very being, or they don’t and they’re weak in character: and the results are the same.

        Its kind of despicable really how much basic human decency can depend on popular opinion. That the blocking of basic human rights and dignity is based on stuff like that. But well… it affects a ‘minority’ and the majority probably think it won’t affect anyone they care about- (even as say their sibling/kid/niece/nephew/grandkid is unusually subdued as they speak for /some/ reason and too afraid to speak…) And some stop caring for said people if it does come to light anyway and they gather up the courage, rather than changing their mind. Or ‘care’ in horrifying ways in their bid to ‘fix’ them so they won’t have to actually care o think on what they’ve done. Or perhaps even wave them off as being ‘selfish’ themselves!

        Some in the majority will change. Some never, ever will. It’s kind of a mistake to let civil rights be down to popular vote either way. I mean correct me if I’m wrong on this, but mixed race marriages themselves if left to popular vote in the US wouldn’t have been legalised the time it did if it was: right? It might have been increasing in popularity by then but I do think more were against then for at the time. And while it’s hardly sunshine and roses now- it is more normalised, even when there were people quoting scripture that it was ‘wrong’ and probably whined it forced ‘good god fearing christians’ to do things ‘against their moral standing’ or ‘religious freedom’ at the time.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          November 11, 2016 at 4:52 am | #

          A lot of it is that there are real problems in this world – economic and geopolitical – that make everyone’s lives worse. Unfortunately, the politicians don’t know the solution to those, so they try to distract their constituents and create support through social demagoguery, be it racial or anything else.

          The problem is that they’re basically not smart enough to foresee the most likely consequences of this. That’s why, when the bullets, stones and Molotov cocktails start flying, their reaction is shock, surprise and condemnation of the ‘extremists’ whom they had incited.

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        November 11, 2016 at 8:14 am | #

        “This is a country where the majority rule.”

        That’s a nice slogan, but this is the second time in 16 years someone has won the white house with fewer popular votes than his main opponent. There are a whole bunch of issues where opinion polls show clear majorities of the citizens on one side and legislatures on the other, and the legislatures keep on getting reelected. Democratic candidates for the House of Representatives got more votes nationally than Republican candidates did in 2012, but Republicans maintained a significant majority in congress because of gerrymandering. In Virginia Democrats got more votes and Republicans won 8 seats to the Democrats’ 3. A court-ordered redistricting led to one Democratic pick-up this year. Democrats won statewide again, but Republicans have a 7-4 edge in our House delegation now.

        So, “majority rules” sounds nice, but the reality doesn’t live up to the slogan.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      November 11, 2016 at 9:51 am | #

      To them, every time LGBTQ pop up in the news, TV, books, etc, it feels like we’re all around them, oppressing them from every angle. Every time a law is passed protecting LGBTQ from discrimination, it’s another sign that America cares more about them than the “normals.”

  22. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    November 11, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    (psst Willis you forgot to add Dorothy’s name to the tags)

    And yeah, Leslie’s really looking like she’s starting to regret her crush. Inspiring trailblazer or not, Robin’s politics are still, well… yeah.

  23. Larkle
    Larkle
    November 11, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Leslie might be rethinking her crush.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 11, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      I really hope she is.

      • HatFullOSky
        HatFullOSky
        November 11, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

        You two just have the best gravatars for this XD

        • podian
          podian
          November 11, 2016 at 5:01 am | #

          Well, you don’t 🙁

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 1:17 am | #

      I doubt it.

      “Rethinking” implies she thought it through the first time.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        November 11, 2016 at 6:44 am | #

        So she’s thinking her crush?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 11, 2016 at 9:32 am | #

        Robin’s words are causing Leslie’s libido to shut down, allowing her brain to function.

    • Heather
      Heather
      November 11, 2016 at 2:48 am | #

      Instead of having a crush, Leslie now looks crushed.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 11, 2016 at 6:57 am | #

        Good. You can’t think with your upper head, you deserve the emotional pain.

  24. John
    John
    November 11, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    Looking like Leslie’s got a new thing she’s gonna want retconned next time she gets a new continuity.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      One of two things, at least.

  25. MythDancer
    MythDancer
    November 11, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    What interests me is how relevant this comic is, given that it’s on a buffer, so this strip was written some time ago.
    Hauntingly relevant, in fact.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      [Insert Trite Joke I Normally Make About That Here]

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 11, 2016 at 8:33 pm | #

        NOT TRITE ENOUGH

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          November 11, 2016 at 9:30 pm | #

          Well the [Insert X] Gag can only go so far…

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

      The awful never really changes. It just gets worse so that last quarter’s satire seems like this quarter’s status quo and next quarter’s subtle understatement.

  26. ety
    ety
    November 11, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    That’s her conscience winning in the background there.

  27. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 11, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    “Infringe on their religious freedoms” my ass. People just can’t stand that they’re no longer allowed to FORCE Christianity on people. Although, with our new VP-elect, that may very well become the case once again.

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      November 11, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      At this point the only way we can manage not to infringe on their religious freedoms is to let them infringe on ours.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        November 11, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

        Yeah, their entire argument is “If my religion isn’t in charge then I’m being oppressed!” Like, no. Quit disrespecting people who experience(d) actual persecution with your whining. I saw a discussion between two people in which the Trump voter was arguing that it wasn’t fair to be oh-so-hurtful to her because omg didn’t you know that Christians legitimately feared Hillary just as much as Muslims fear Trump? I didn’t catch the conversation live, but the Clinton voter fortunately wasn’t having any of that nonsense. Being too polite, I thought, but firm. Still, I was so angry. So angry. Ma’am, you are a liar. Nobody is that bad at risk assessment. Even if that woman listened entirely to right-wing news, she had to know that Hillary is a Christian (even if not the “right kind”) and that Trump had suggested keeping Muslims out of the country. (I mean, I guess she could have been one of those Obama and Clinton are literally demons people, but based on the actual conversation, I doubt it.) The naked hate makes me scared and sad, but mendacity rooted in privilege is making me even angrier than it usually does this week.

        • Idontcarenomore
          Idontcarenomore
          November 11, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

          Well put.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 11, 2016 at 3:10 am | #

        “Your freedom to swing a fist ends where my face begins.”

        • Pat
          Pat
          November 11, 2016 at 2:19 pm | #

          “Your freedom to have a face ends where my fist swings,” more like.

  28. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    November 11, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

    But this was her favorite question last strip! What changed?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Human decency?

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        November 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        But how can I trust her if she doesn’t stick to her guns?

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          November 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

          You get who you vote for?

          • SUGauthor
            SUGauthor
            November 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

            Nope, that’s not true, if it was I’d be celebrating one of the most historic landmark moments in American history instead of looking into feasible ways to move to Canada. (Sorry, I know I started the thread but goddamned I’m bummed right now)

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              November 11, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

              Right, so you get who the Electoral College voted for? (I’m still in shock over all of it, too)

            • Anon
              Anon
              November 11, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

              Why Canada? Why not Mexico? I’m serious; I see all of these people who really object to Trump’s comments about Mexicans, but when it comes time to pick a country, none of them actually want to live in the one with Mexicans. For someone reason they pick one that’s actually even whiter than the US. (Canada is about 86% white.) I really and truly don’t understand.

              PS: I like Mexico. Mexicans are nice people and the weather is great.

              • 3oranges
                3oranges
                November 11, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

                It’s not such a mystery. USA, Canada, England, and Australia are all largely English-speaking. Those are places most people go between without taking it upon themselves to learn a new language.

                • Fart Captor
                  Fart Captor
                  November 11, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

                  Also, if you go further south, the spiders get bigger

                  nooooo thank you

                • Anon
                  Anon
                  November 11, 2016 at 2:10 am | #

                  Thanks for answering! I learned Spanish in school, so I had assumed that everyone learned it. (What language did you guys learn?) Spanish is a great language if you ever do decide to learn it–the spelling is much more sensible than English spelling. 🙂

                  Also, if you ever do visit Mexico, lots of people there speak English/there are plenty of accommodations for English-speaking people, especially in the heavily ex-pat areas. And the people are really great.

                • Anon
                  Anon
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:16 am | #

                  You know, I was just researching this (Inspired by your response) and it turns out that there are a whole bunch of countries where people speak English! Maybe not the majority of people, but it’s the official langague in countries throughout the former British empire.

                  Ah, now I am dreaming of visiting India. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Thank you for the inspiration!

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:37 am | #

                  I took two years of Spanish in high school, and have retained virtually none of it. We never even got to conversational level; we were memorizing words but not speaking the language.

                  On the subject of fleeing the country screaming, I wouldn’t head south for several reasons – besides not knowing the language, Mexico is a lot further away from where I am, and I’ve lived in vegas and hated the heat. And perhaps most importantly I have no tolerance for spicy food at all. I literally can’t eat authentic mexican food. I suspect Canada would be more tolerable on that front.

                  Not that I’m leaving, mind you. Other people are more imperiled than me – other than being liberal and an atheist, I tick off all the ‘safe’ boxes. Plus moving would involve, you know, moving. I’ll put that off as long as possible.

              • Dellaran
                Dellaran
                November 11, 2016 at 1:47 am | #

                Well, for me, it’s simple: I don’t speak Spanish, and I like poutine.

              • Annika
                Annika
                November 11, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

                For me, it’s because I have family in Canada but not Mexico, and I can speak French but not Spanish.

                I can’t speak for everyone, though.

              • SUGauthor
                SUGauthor
                November 11, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

                I’ve always had a deep respect for Canada. It’s one of the most peaceful and compassionate countries in the world, there’s no death penalty, far stricter gun laws, and their prison population is a fraction of America’s. They have universal health care, which I firmly believe should be a basic human right, a strong focus on education, and a political climate that far better aligns with my personal beliefs. And honestly, America as a country really seems to care about proving it’s better then everyone else (which I think is so toxic), and it seems like Canada just wants to be good.

                To be perfectly frank living in Canada for at least a little while is something I’ve always wanted to do, and now with America as it is…honestly if this what the country wants for their leader, then I want nothing to do with this country, so why not at least try to go to a place I’ve admired for a long time.

                By the way, I HATE warm weather. I absolutely hate it. Snow is one of my absolute favorite things in the world and the fact Canada is so cold is a selling point all on it’s own for me.

                • Anon
                  Anon
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:10 am | #

                  Well, snow is pretty. 🙂

                  I respect that you like Canadian culture/government, just as I like Mexico. I suspect that most of the people who would like to move to Canada also like Canadian culture/government, and would prefer that the US be more like Canada.

                  But there is an irony here, at least if we are talking about people who want to move as a result of this election. They don’t want to live among Mexicans or be part of Mexican culture. They want to be part of one of the whitest countries on earth. But they also turn around and criticize people who say they don’t want Mexican immigration to the US.

                  This is the part I don’t understand. I can understand liking Canada–a friend moved there from Pakistan, and she absolutely loves it there. I can understand loving Mexico–I have many friends who live there and love it. But I don’t understand the American political dynamic here.

                  (Yes, I understand the language issue, but I know lots of people who don’t speak Japanese but still want to move to Japan. It’s not that hard to learn a language if you love the culture. Besides, there are tons of English-speaking countries that aren’t majority white, like Kenya and India–I would love to visit India someday–so only speaking English isn’t as big a barrier as people make it out to be.)

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:40 am | #

                  I don’t have a problem with mexican people, as far as I know – to my knowledge I’ve never spoken to one. However I have no tolerance for mexican *food*. No spice tolerance at all. If that makes me a racist, so be it.

                  Also, I don’t really want to be a part of anybody’s culture, mexican or otherwise. I just want to mind my own business. Is that so wrong?

                • 3oranges
                  3oranges
                  November 11, 2016 at 3:46 am | #

                  Anon, that shouldn’t be a mystery either. An American not wanting to move to Mexico, and insisting Mexicans be allowed to move to US, is only inconsistent if you imagine them as trying to plan out the ethnicity of their neighborhood.

                  But both are an expression of the same principle, that people should live where they want. This is especially so because when people like Trump talk about Mexicans, they are not talking about people coming into the US, but people who are already there.

                  There are good reasons someone who doesn’t want to move south still wouldn’t want to round up thousands of people into camps and try sending them away from their homes. Previous efforts have involved great cruelty and even fatalities. Is it really ironic someone could like Canada and still oppose that?

                • SUGauthor
                  SUGauthor
                  November 11, 2016 at 4:09 am | #

                  Trump’s treatment of Mexican immigrants is wildly racist, you don’t need to love Mexico or even like Mexico to speak out against that. You can hate everything about Mexican culture and still think Mexicans deserve to be treated like human beings. I’m guess what I’m saying is not wanting to be a part their culture isn’t the same as not respecting it. I completely respect Mexican culture, and I admire many of the ideals it stands for, but at the same time it holds no appeal to me on a personal level. That doesn’t mean I think it’s bad or lesser then my culture, it just means it’s not what I’m looking for. I can feel that way and still think it’s a culture worth protecting and fighting for.

                  Besides Trump’s rampant racism towards Mexican immigrants is only ONE of the reasons people want to leave because of the election. Trump has also demonstrated incredible sexism, Islamophobia, homophobia, and basically every other form of prejudice it’s possible to have. Hell even setting aside political differences, the fact of matter is it’s no longer safe to be someone who isn’t a straight white male in this country.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 14, 2016 at 3:33 pm | #

                  Well, after experiencing northern Alberta winters for many, many years now, I have to say yes, snow is nice, temperatures so cold being outside more than thirty seconds being life threatening, not so much.

              • Mira LeLelian
                Mira LeLelian
                November 11, 2016 at 4:20 am | #

                I think part of it is that Canada is often considered “America lite”, culturally more similar to the USA (minus the guns), in part due to the huge shared border (and most of our population being concentrated along said border).

                Although one thing that does/did amuse me, as a Canadian, was the number of right-leaning people threatening to move to Canada because of Obama in the previous two elections. I mean, even WITH the Harper government at the time – we are generally more left-leaning than anything Obama wanted to accomplish (universal healthcare, stricter gun laws, etc). It’s like seeing a wild-fire approaching, and deciding you’d be safer jumping into an active volcano.

                As an aside; If you truly love Canada (and all it stands for) and wish to move here – I wish you the best of luck in pursuing the proper legal arrangements for doing so. But if you are -just- running from Trump and his ilk, I sympathize, but: I beg you to stay put if you can. He scares us too, and if you all move up here, who’s left to vote him out next time around?

              • Lailah
                Lailah
                November 11, 2016 at 9:18 am | #

                Because Canada has an /extremely/ similar culture (It’s even just as provincial!) and they speak the majority language (as long as they don’t move to quebec). Heck, I don’t speak enough spanish to be comfortable living in Mexico.

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  November 11, 2016 at 10:44 am | #

                  As a heads up to those who don’t speak French, New Brunswick also has a high French-speaking population. When we drove across Canada a few years ago, I barely got to use my high school French in Quebec, but I definitely had to pull it out for New Brunswick.

                  For Americans looking to flee Trump, I’d recommend Ontario (great tax breaks), or one of the Prairie provinces (although perhaps not Alberta, there’s a lot of others looking for jobs thanks for Fort Mac burning down; but Saskatchewan is looking for people, I believe, and Manitoba probably is too), or BC. The Lower Mainland section of BC is ridiculously expensive to live in, but there are a lot of small towns with reasonable rent etc.

              • Makkabee
                Makkabee
                November 11, 2016 at 9:55 am | #

                “I learned Spanish in school, so I had assumed that everyone learned it. (What language did you guys learn?) ”

                My school offered French, German, Latin, and Spanish. It added Russian my senior year. I took Latin and German, but I think French was the most popular choice. I know French and Spanish were both more popular choices than German or Latin to fulfill the foreign language requirement.

                Of my older siblings, who all started high school before we moved to the place I matriculated, I think 3 took Spanish and 2 French. Might have been 4 Spanish and 1 French. I don’t think the high school in my original home town offered German or Latin. I know my brother in law’s high school in New Mexico only offered French and Spanish.

              • a snow ʍousɐ
                a snow ʍousɐ
                November 11, 2016 at 1:27 pm | #

                I learned Spanish, got A’s… forgot most of it though.

              • Dara
                Dara
                November 11, 2016 at 2:18 pm | #

                Latin and Russian. One’s extinct in the wild, the other is just a shortcut to where we’re already going.

                Japanese, later. But even after seven years, I’m basically an illiterate barbarian.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                November 11, 2016 at 9:31 pm | #

                I, for one, would welcome my new Canadian Overlords. I like maple syrup, and snow.

  29. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    November 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

    God damn it Robin. I was holding out hope for you. Face your shame and stop being so awful.

  30. Lipke the Articulate
    Lipke the Articulate
    November 11, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Well, Robin is sounding less like Trump and more like a Trump supporter now.
    Which is…
    …um…
    …basically just a sidegrade.

    And on another note…
    Ugh, “advances will infringe on religious freedom”. Easily the biggest pile of bullshit ever spewed by the homophobic morons of the world.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      Trump expy ended up being a bit too spot on, huh? So, good writing then?

      • Lipke the Articulate
        Lipke the Articulate
        November 11, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

        Indeed.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

      “You’re infringing on my right to express my religion by forcing it on others!”

      “You don’t actually have a right to do that”

      “OPPRESSOR!”

      • Lipke the Articulate
        Lipke the Articulate
        November 11, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

        Don’t forget when they follow it up with “This country was founded so we could have freedom of religion! Ya know, freedom to practice Protestant Christianity, specifically!”

        • Idontcarenomore
          Idontcarenomore
          November 11, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

          This country was founded by ‘Creationalists’: basically atheists. Yes, George Washington was one: that painting of him on his knee praying by his horse was a bit wrong.

          The Constitution was written demanding complete separation of Church and State: for a very good reason.

          The ‘one nation under God’ was added to the national anthem in the 1950’s.

          In other words, this is not a country founded on religion. Just the opposite. It is a country founded on NO religion..so that none would be better than any other.

          Being a Wiccan, I don’t think it has entirely worked as planned. But there are a few others feeling the same, so I’m not alone. Btw: Wicca is a recognized U.S. religion as of 1957 (only 500+/- years late counting European time). And 2 years ago we actually got the right to display our religious symbol on our tombstone in the military boneyards.

          • Lailah
            Lailah
            November 11, 2016 at 9:08 am | #

            No, that bit about their religion is entirely and completely wrong. IIRC, the plurality of the Deities were deists (Remember: ‘protestant’ is a pointless distinction when not 10 years ago you were exiling baptists for not being the correct variety of Reformed). Deists are emphatically not atheists. They just don’t believe in an interventionist god. And Deists weren’t the majority either – they were the plurality.

            However, they /did/ specifically go out of their way to not enshrine religion. Religious feuds and harmful laws between variants of /protestants/, much less protestants and catholics or ‘Christians’ and other religions, were central int he escape of many. They wanted to avoid sectarian violence, and enshrining Christianity wasn’t possible (If ‘Protestant’ isn’t a meaningful distinction because you hate each other too much, ‘Christian’ is right out). If a religion could be enshrined in law, pretty much everyone would fall all over themselves to kill each other to be that religion – probably literally. Hence the establishment clause.

            • Makkabee
              Makkabee
              November 11, 2016 at 10:08 am | #

              The British government favored the Anglican Church over all others. One of the goals of the American revolution was to achieve political equality for dissenting churches, though there was debate over whether that should just be for other protestants, for all Christians, or for everyone. When Virginia’s government was debating the the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom in the 1780s Patrick Henry pushed an alternate proposal that would grant Episcopalians, Methodists, Baptists and Presbyterieans co-equal status as the state’s official religions — a last-ditch effort to block the end of state-sponsored religion. To their credit, the Baptists, Methodists, and Presbyterians told him to get stuffed. They were no more interested in being oppressors than they were in being oppressed.

              On the cosmological question, atheists believe there is no god. Deists believe in a creator god (or gods) who established the physical laws of the universe but does not intervene — “the divine watchmaker.” Theists believe in a god (or gods) who both created and actively intervene in the universe. While many Revolutionary leaders were deists, that belief was more common among educated elites than it was among the general population. Remember, revolutionary America was only a few decades removed from the “Great Awakening,” a fundamentalist revival movement that produced such works as “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God.”

              Oh, and the United States is officially and legally “in no way founded on the Christian Religion.” It says so in the Treaty of Tripoli, and treaties are, along with the US Constitution, the supreme law of the land.

              • Lailah
                Lailah
                November 11, 2016 at 10:25 am | #

                It’s also worth noting those deists were the snobby elite the commoners would unite against in hatred. There was probably a self-interested angle in their rejection of a sponsored religion 😀

                Though, Britain’s favoring of the Anglican church didn’t really mean a whole lot in the colonies (Rather by design), and didn’t really motivate the Revolution too much compared to greed and entitlement. The biggest religious objection I remember was the colonies getting angry that those stinking papists that ‘they’d’ conquered got to keep their religion (And even that, IIRc, was overshadowed by Canada keeping their court system, which was clearly an insult and meant the english were going to rule over them tyrannically, rather than the british granting the request of the locals).

              • Lailah
                Lailah
                November 11, 2016 at 10:27 am | #

                (Also we’ve basically designed a loophole to allow us to flout the constitution via treaty when we want, and to unilaterally stop. SEe, if a treaty asks for something against the constitution, then the treaty is illegal…)

          • Pat
            Pat
            November 11, 2016 at 2:41 pm | #

            “Being a Wiccan, I don’t think it has entirely worked as planned.”

            Being a member of the dominant religion, I don’t think it has either.
            …also I’m not sure the people who make it “dominant” actually share all that much with me in the way of religious beliefs.

    • a snow ʍousɐ
      a snow ʍousɐ
      November 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm | #

      I mean, I guess it’s possible some of his supporters only got their information from FOX News and don’t realize how bigoted he is

      I mean, you have to hope there are some who supported him for reasons other than his message of bigotry

      • a snow ʍousɐ
        a snow ʍousɐ
        November 11, 2016 at 1:33 pm | #

        …i guess if they heard his speeches ever, it’d be pretty hard to justify support though

      • Pat
        Pat
        November 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm | #

        Yeah, it could’ve been because of… uh… well there was the…
        …did he say anything else? Did he give any reasons?

        • ety
          ety
          November 11, 2016 at 5:23 pm | #

          “bring back jobs” ??

          and… no, I think the other one was pretty well and solidly based in bigotry too

          • a snow ʍousɐ
            a snow ʍousɐ
            November 13, 2016 at 4:42 pm | #

            Yeah, said unwitting Trump supporter must have been really impressed that he would bring back jobs.
            Maybe they thought they meant he would reanimate Steve Jobs?

            • a snow ʍousɐ
              a snow ʍousɐ
              November 13, 2016 at 4:43 pm | #

              in reality, though, some people will literally just ignore the news and vote for the person who has the right letter on the ballot

  31. Koms
    Koms
    November 11, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    I love angry Joyce. And Robin…. I just can’t.

    • someguy
      someguy
      November 11, 2016 at 7:00 am | #

      Angry Joyce is about to injure a congresswoman, also, is that tomorrow’s strip?

  32. AeroQC
    AeroQC
    November 11, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    And there goes the cleavage…
    [u.u]: Not like it was going anywhere to begin with…

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      At least here…

  33. Shalmi Barman
    Shalmi Barman
    November 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

    Any Leonard Cohen lovers out there? Asking because it sucks to have these feels alone.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      Many people are in desperate need of a hallelujah now, more than ever, arguably.

    • Dana
      Dana
      November 11, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

      I’m not a superfan, but I have to note the passing of the songwriter of “Suzanne” with sorrow.

    • butting
      butting
      November 11, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

      Bowie, Prince, Cohen.

      Ain’t got no words, ‘cos we so often relied on theirs.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      November 11, 2016 at 4:17 am | #

      Yes. Suzanne, Closing Time, Everybody Knows…

      This was also the guy who wrote “I’ve seen the future – it’s murder.”

      While we’re talking about musicians, let me mention Fred Small. His song Face At the Window is about to become very relevant. http://www.songlyrics.com/fred-small/face-at-the-window-lyrics/ TRIGGER WARNINGS

      • a snow ʍousɐ
        a snow ʍousɐ
        November 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm | #

        I like Everybody Knows by the Dixie Chicks, don’t suppose it’s a cover or something?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 11, 2016 at 2:45 pm | #

          Different song, I’m pretty sure.
          “Everybody knows the war is over
          Everybody knows the good guys lost
          Everybody knows the fight was fixed
          The poor stay poor, the rich get rich “

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 11, 2016 at 8:11 am | #

      Yeah. Got to see his last tour in NY a few years back. Damn. One more shitty thing in a shitty year.

  34. Joe Archer
    Joe Archer
    November 11, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    And Jillian and Holtzmann go into hiding…

  35. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 11, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    Comic Reactions:

    Panel 1: Joyce’s face in this one is so heartbroken and with that stammer at the end. She’s genuinely distressed by this fact and bit of information, because she sees its human cost on the ground and its lack of purpose other than the deliberate shitting on the marginalized.

    And that reminds me a lot of HB2, where the law makers convened a special convention and rushed through legislation entirely to make sure that no LGBT received even the slightest protection from discrimination and to demonize trans people wanting to piss.

    And I think what she’s most distressed by is that in the days before Becky came out, she might have thought that this sort of vote was a good thing, showing strong moral values. It’d be used to show how “godly” the candidate was and she’d know then that this was a proper tribe member to vote for.

    But now she’s seeing the human wreckage of treating people’s lives as a morality play and she’s no longer even able to connect with that former self who would have cheered this bill unthinkingly in the same way that she participated in the Chik fil A support protest with Becky.

    Panel 2: That motherfucking RFRA and the bullshit “religious freedom” crap shitty abusive Christian Dominionists pull out to try and give their abject bigotry a sheen of deniability.

    No, they’re not passing a bigoted law because they hate a group of people and want them to die, because they see said people as a sign of a fallen world and literal agents of Satan. It’s just because they’re so darn protective of the religious beliefs… of only their particular sect… when said beliefs are the “right” to ruin someone else’s life regardless of their own beliefs.

    And that’s such bullshit and Robin’s dodge is bullshit as well and the worst of it all is Leslie in the back. She’s said she’s spent time on the streets homeless and she’s grown up in Indiana. She’s been the disposable child whose life has been treated as less than someone’s religious belief that she is a sinner deserving of death.

    And Robin might turn her crank, might speak to her romantic and sexual attraction, but there’s a limit to how little a romantic partner regards you as a human being and I think it’s hitting home hard.

    • Derek
      Derek
      November 11, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

      wait when did we get confirmation that Lesley ever spent time homeless? that seems like an important detail

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        November 11, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        Iirc, her family reacted very badly to her coming out, but I can’t remember specifics.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 11, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        She implies that she had to spend a period of time on her own with a hint of some of it being on the streets here:
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/faithbased/

        But nothing concrete, just some very strong hints.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 11, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

      Yeah, is directly painful to watch Leslie. It is FUN to have the hotz for someone. I like Leslie, she should have fun…. but the price is to high.

    • Griffin
      Griffin
      November 11, 2016 at 3:25 am | #

      As a former fundamentalist Christian: yeah. It’s really sucky and painful to wake up and realize the way you’ve been raised and the beliefs you’ve internalised are hurtful.

      At the time, I didn’t know any of my offline friends were LGBT+, but I was on some level figuring out that I was, and I did know people who were. It made me feel sick and ashamed to think about how the church was telling us our very identity was wrong.

    • Pat
      Pat
      November 11, 2016 at 2:46 pm | #

      “That motherfucking RFRA and the bullshit ‘religious freedom’ crap shitty abusive Christian Dominionists pull out to try and give their abject bigotry a sheen of deniability.”

      Interesting to me that Robin doesn’t even pretend it’s a legitimate belief.

  36. Pogo
    Pogo
    November 11, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    This hits hard. There’s a lot of people/friends of mine who say just because they supported Trump doesn’t mean they are racist, homophobic, etc. But when they say that it’s basically telling me that as a queer POC, they don’t actively have hatred toward me, but they absolutely don’t care about me. I feel this is the same view Robin has, shutting down a whole group of people as so unimportant that their discrimination isn’t even a concern to her.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      Fuck those people.

      You can’t support bigotry, bigoted candidates, bigoted laws and not be a bigot.

      Like, fine, hate me, try to kill me, but at least have the decency to own it like the neo-nazis I had run-ins with in Denmark. Don’t whine and kvetch about how awful it is that someone recognized racist actions as racist. And so, yeah, fuck that whole Robin mode of looking at the world.

      *hugs*

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        November 11, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

        I’m not sure hypocrisy is worse than active Nazism. Then again, it doesn’t matter why you voted–just that you did.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          November 11, 2016 at 10:24 am | #

          I prefer honest Nazis. It’s easier to protect yourself when you can see them coming.

        • Mav
          Mav
          November 11, 2016 at 1:13 pm | #

          Hypocrisy is worse. It’s much more insidious because it breeds complacency. Basically, even if you weren’t a member of the party, you were a Nazi by default because it was fascist regime. You talked the talk, and walked the walked and let everyone be killed and participated in the killings by a guy you voted into power. The truth of the matter is that Hitler could not have done all thay by himself. He needed people to formulate structures, drive the trucks and the trains, he needed people to out their neighbors – but most of all he needed people to not say shit about what he was doing. That’s a big part of why it got so bad and so far.

          It’s bullshit for people to actively vote someone like that and then be “surprised” that he did exactly what he said he would, and even worse is the ones who pretend voting for him means nothing when it means everything to the persecuted. Like no. We don’t all live on a desert island.

    • Amake
      Amake
      November 11, 2016 at 1:00 pm | #

      What John Scalzi calls the cinemax theory seems appropriate to consider here. Trump sold, overtly, a package including racism and every other form of bigotry; if you bought it (and I’m speaking to the general “you” here), you also paid for the bigotry. Your money (or vote) supports the bigotry. To say you didn’t want the bigotry is irrelevant – you bought and paid for it, and your friends and neighbors will suffer with your support.

      And, yeah, you clearly wanted the other (also questionable) parts of the Trump package more than you didn’t want the bigotry, so at best you just didn’t care about people other than you suffering. (Still the general “you”.)

      • Mav
        Mav
        November 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

        Exactly. It’s like, so what you’re telling me is that you’re an insanely selfish and self centered person. ok, then. Cause that’s all I’m getting out of people that are trying to justify themselves.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 11, 2016 at 1:48 pm | #

          It’s too damn reminiscent of my times dealing with gaslighting from family or lovers.

          Like, just acknowledge the reality that is. This bullshit thing that has been rife in every conservative campaign, but especially this election where we’re asked to ignore our lying eyes out of “politeness” and act like the calls for our deaths aren’t happening and that a bunch of fascist-voting bigots didn’t just vote for an open Hitler-quoting fascist because they were just THAT scared of teh girl cooties or the idea of non-whites or queer folks existing unharassed and unmurdered?

          Nope, spare me that disingenuous shit. Tell me to my face, acknowledge what you have done against me. Own that shit.

  37. Hoodiecrow
    Hoodiecrow
    November 11, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

    Poor, poor Leslie. 🙁

    I bet it’s not even really unusual, to secretly love someone of the same sex and then have them either spew hate at same-sex love or talk as if homosexual people didn’t matter. Hurtful as hell.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

      Yeah, I’m reminded of straight trans women I have known who think they’ve found a guy that gets and accepts them and then the asshole goes on a rant about “(slurs for trans women)” or otherwise being horrible about their lover’s humanity.

      The heartbreak I see in their eyes when that happens is what I see in Leslie’s eyes.

      It’s one thing to have your crush dislike you or not love you back. It’s another to have them not even see you as a person. As not even worthy of humanity. And I think it’s cutting through her romantic attraction like a plasma lance.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

      Yeah. If Robin/Leslie ends up happening, it’s going to be a much more unpleasant road than I imagined.

      Probably should’ve expected that

  38. Jake
    Jake
    November 11, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

    ship SUNK!

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      How soon is it to liken it to the Titanic?

      • Lipke the Articulate
        Lipke the Articulate
        November 11, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        I would say in the general area of “too”, Orion. Too soon. Give it another strip or two.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          November 11, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

          Yeah, thought a few there that never got typed. Didn’t realize it till after hitting ‘post’. Never really a good thing when that happens, tends to change the meaning of what I’ve written.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 12:32 pm | #

      If ends up becoming a ghost ship, Leslie’s gonna need to get those busters back out

  39. HatFullOSky
    HatFullOSky
    November 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

    I really want to give Leslie a hug right now. She just looks so dejected!

  40. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

    Panel 3: Ugh, discrimination. I was popping up the map of states its legal to discriminate against LGBT folks in and it’s a very solid majority of the country.

    And sadly, even the states that have protections don’t have the rigorous enforcement necessary for companies to take it seriously. There are whole swathes of standard practices all designed for the swift identification and removal of queer staff and all sorts of legal chicanery to throw the few lucky trans folks that are able to secure an apartment room back out on the streets to rot.

    That last bit I fell afoul of when I was younger and stupidly believed that legal protection from discrimination meant that it wasn’t likely to happen. And that’s in a state where they at least have to pretend. In Indiana and many other states, simply going “I’m going to fire you because you’re a (slur for gay man)” is enough.

    And that is intentional. It’s a terrorism to keep us from feeling safe to come out and speak our stories out of fear that we will never work again or have a reliable roof over our heads. It’s about keeping us too afraid to exist in their spheres where they might have to acknowledge that we exist and have as much right to life as them.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

      Such unnecessary hatred.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 11, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

      Ugh, yeah, that’s horrible.

  41. Urukak
    Urukak
    November 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

    So, like, is Roz just gonna spend the whole class standing up front or what?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

      This has seemingly taken place in the span of a minute or so, right at the start of class. She may just be trying to avoid moving near/around Robin, for fear of bringing attention to herself.

  42. Dave
    Dave
    November 11, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

    I’m kind of pleased to see that Robin is kind of a crappy congressperson in both universes. 😀

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      Be nice if it was just ‘wacky’ crappy, and not ‘at minimum passive bigoted’ crappy, though.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

      In the other one she was just kinda half-assed except when she actually brought about world peace for a while.

      This one is considerably worse.

    • foamy
      foamy
      November 11, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

      She brought about actual utopia in Shortpacked, which is about as far from “crappy” as it is possible to get :p

      • Anorak
        Anorak
        November 11, 2016 at 1:38 pm | #

        if i remember correctly though, wasnt that while on a hallucinogenic sugar rush?

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          November 11, 2016 at 1:42 pm | #

          Yes, but it actually happened. Other characters acknowledged it, unlike the imaginary celebrities she sometimes saw

          • Anorak
            Anorak
            November 11, 2016 at 9:24 pm | #

            I am not saying it didnt happen, just that it didnt happen because of her concious actions

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              November 11, 2016 at 9:51 pm | #

              That’s not how hallucinations work. The fact that someone hallucinating is conscious while having them is we don’t just call them “dreams”.

              Presumably, her brain was working differently in other ways, as she couldn’t remember how she did it, though there’s no reason to believe she was delusional or otherwise not in control of her actions.

              Though even if she weren’t, “accidentally creating world peace” would still be a significant accomplishment, and a infinitely better one than “not successfully passing a bill that would remove legal protections for LGBT people”.

  43. Some1
    Some1
    November 11, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

    its my personal headcanon that the real reason that Leslie is turning her head away in panel four is that Robin just farted.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

      She’s most definitely blowing some noxious hot air.

  44. Positron
    Positron
    November 11, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

    Robin’s starting to give me Malcom Turnbull vibes – Australia’s latest flavour of the month in the leadership stakes who used to come off as relatively left wing for a politician but currently is playing puppet to the ultraright to stay in power. That is, he doesn’t appear to particularly believe any of the crap he’s doing is good, he’s just doing it because, well, he’s “gotta keep people happy”.

    • Arian
      Arian
      November 11, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

      Exactly.

  45. EvolutionistX
    EvolutionistX
    November 11, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    Politicians are usually quite practiced at explaining why they voted as they did.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      November 11, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

      Indiana University is a pocket of liberalism and basic human decency in a sea of Othering and Echo Chamber. Robin is desperate for approval and praise–unused to actually dealing with people who don’t bow at her feet.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        November 11, 2016 at 6:55 am | #

        Also, it’s Robin.

  46. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 11, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

    I think you should just end this before Joyce ends up on the 9 o’clock news for punching the shit out of a politician out of righteous anger.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      November 11, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      …

      …

      …

      Why on earth would you want to end it before that happens?

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

        We need some kind of cathartic release.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        November 11, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

        Because unlike punching the Toe That Walks punching a congress person who’s not physically attacking anyone is likely to land Joyce in the slammer.

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          November 11, 2016 at 8:46 am | #

          Yeah. Save it for Mary.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

        I don’t want to see Joyce have to scoop out some lady’s eyeball when she gets sent to jail :/

        • John
          John
          November 11, 2016 at 2:24 pm | #

          Does it make me a bad person if I’m thinking I kind of want to read that comic?

          … Asking for a friend.

    • WingedBeast
      WingedBeast
      November 11, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

      Thus beginning Joyce’s long career in politics.

  47. AutobotDen
    AutobotDen
    November 11, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    this is another comic that hits far too close to home for me.

  48. jayax
    jayax
    November 11, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    Robin is way too honest to be a successful politician.

  49. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 11, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

    Say, Cerb? I know you’re raw and weary following current events, with lots of demands on your time. But I’m trying to organize something that you might be interested in, and even if you’re not you might be networked in with some people who would be interested. (And I’m networked in with, like, nobody.) Can I shoot you an email?

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

      Sure! My safe email is cerberussadlyno@gmail.com. I might be a bit busy this weekend, but I’ll try and check it out as soon as I can.

      • Dr. T
        Dr. T
        November 11, 2016 at 2:06 am | #

        I’m not trying to organize anything, but as the father of a trans child myself I always am eager to hear the life stories of those who made the transition themselves. What to watch for, etc. My son did tell me that someone he talks with in the online community he frequents said that he probably should try to get his legal sex status changed ASAP. Have you done so? If so, how hard was it?

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 11, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

          I have and unfortunately it was a pain in the ass that took a couple of years and I’m still not done switching over all my documents.

          But its unfortunately good advice to get the ball rolling on that as a lot of the pathways we have now are likely to start disappearing under Trump.

          • Dr. T
            Dr. T
            November 11, 2016 at 2:33 am | #

            Do you think the fact that he is still a minor make it easier or harder?

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              November 11, 2016 at 8:20 am | #

              Harder. Luckily though he has supportive legal guardians which will make it not impossible.

              This should help you grab a starting point at least to work with:
              http://www.transequality.org/documents

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 11, 2016 at 6:01 am | #

        And sent.

  50. ety
    ety
    November 11, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

    WHAT POKEMON GO TEAM ARE YOU ON WILLIS?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

      I imagine he’s on whatever Pokemon Go team will do its best at getting his kids to shut up and focus on their electronic boxes while not getting them to play in traffic.

      … given that they’re toddlers, probably whichever team has the most shiny lights, flashing colors, and cute noises.

      Whadyamean that’s too early for them to play video games? GET THEM WHILE THEY’RE YOUNG!

      • ety
        ety
        November 11, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

        Pretty sure it’s Instinct, IIRC. That said he said we should feel free to ask and I was kinda hoping for another Response from Willis.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          November 11, 2016 at 3:33 am | #

          I think the alt-text was meant to be a non-canon additional punchline coming from Robin….

          …if that makes any sense whatsoever.

          • JBento
            JBento
            November 11, 2016 at 8:15 am | #

            If it lends credence to your case, that’s how I took it, as non-canon attempt by Robin of a question that doesn’t put her on the spot.

            On the other hand, I’m considering taking up the worship of Yog-Sothoth so we can start evacuating people to less shitty dimensions, so I can’t promise my “sense” is fully engaged.

          • ety
            ety
            November 11, 2016 at 5:13 pm | #

            Yeah, I can see that

            • ety
              ety
              November 11, 2016 at 5:14 pm | #

              I was just off in my own land doing my own thing.

  51. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 11, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

    Panel 4: Oh man, so much in this little panel.

    Like, first up, fuck bigots who can’t own their shit. Like, I’ve been emotionally abused in my past, gaslit constantly by a partner who never wanted to own when she hurt me and so found it easier to try and rewrite reality instead to erase the consequences of her actions.

    So, bigots who vote away my rights, make it harder for me to survive, fundraise on me being a literal monster, and drive my community to staggering suicide rates while murdering us in the streets like dogs who nonetheless want me to pretend that they don’t actually have anything against trans folks, they just care about (spin the roulette of excuses) “something something, for the children”.

    And it’s that failure to own the idea that political beliefs matter, that political actions aren’t just a game of Team Republicans versus Team Democrats, but something that affects real genuine people that is common among the bigots that came out in force for Emperor Rapist.

    They want the right to fundraise and morality play about the gays or the blacks or so on… But when we come in bleeding, holding our guts in with our free hand, showing them the places their policies have stuck us like pigs to bleed out and die, they run and hide, denying their dark work, not wanting the credit of their actions.

    They want to see us die, for us to die in the gutters out of sight and act like our acts of bleeding in front of them are acts of aggression. Like, how dare you show me the affect of my beliefs and actions. The bodies it produces, the genocides it powers. How dare you make me see that unclean thing as an actual human being just trying their best to stay alive.

    And that final turn of phrase by Robin. She knows that this student in particular was nearly gunned down on this campus because one of the types of “loyal voters” Robin is trying to win the votes of so believed the demonizations sold that he hunted his daughter across the state and threatened to shoot anyone who dared interfere with his desire to get her tortured straight*.

    *Which resonates a lot because my dad just sent me an email hoping that my likely despair at the election of a man who wants to destroy people like me would be enough to hard sell the “importance of family” and of “coming back home” to be tortured cis again. Years out of contact and he’s still trying every underhanded trick to get me in reparative therapy.

    And that hits hard for Leslie, because crush or no, this is becoming a violently unsafe conversation for Joyce and her other students. Where she is just letting them drown in the hate-filled rhetoric of Robin as she doesn’t even bother to own the damage her policies are doing to the folks in the room.

    And there’s shame there of putting Joyce who’s been through so much through this all for a silly idea at “seducing the anti-gay politician” to the queer side of the force.

    And there’s resonance. I mean, she’s said she’s been the homeless queer youth, abandoned by family and scared before. She’s lived her life having everything she does be that much harder because she likes women instead of men. So to hear Robin speak so uncaringly about her and her life. To treat her suffering so dismissively as if her potential death on the streets would have been no nevermind if it made some bigot in the sticks get a chubby at the thought of it.

    And based on her buttoning her blouse and looking away that her crush is dying on the vine that is just how vile Robin’s beliefs are in this universe. Cause, it is very hard to love and lust after someone who doesn’t even view you as a human being worthy of life.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

      He…he was handed a silver platter, to show some, any, measure of compassion, and that’s what he did? I just don’t have the words, and I’m glad I’ve not talked to my dad in these last few months, because while I’m not in the same place as you, my dad may be the same as yours, and I just don’t have the energy to fight anymore.

      Just [Words of Sympathy Here], because I just can’t articulate them now, or possible ever.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 11, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

        My dad is… an impressive piece of work. Escaping him and his efforts to destroy my life to force me cis took a lot of hard work and involved sacrificing things I spent a long time building, but was critical for my survival.

        • Lipke the Articulate
          Lipke the Articulate
          November 11, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

          I keep trying to sit here and type out a response relating to what is essentially my realization that my dad ain’t the worst dad out there, and it keeps coming across as about as insensitive as that very clause. I suppose I’ll just take everybody else’s route and say *appropriate gesture of sympathy*.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            November 11, 2016 at 1:38 am | #

            Nah, that wouldn’t feel insensitive to me. At this point I’ve processed a lot through all the betrayal and pain and I’m more bemused by the transparency of this latest attempt than anything. Like, how stupid do you think I am?

            • Dr. T
              Dr. T
              November 11, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

              No offense, but fuck your dad. I’ve become the exact opposite regarding my trans child. Talk even a slightly cross word or look at him funny and I start putting on the warpaint. The notion that any parent would be the ones inflicting such pain instead of protecting you from it makes me physically ill.

            • Heather
              Heather
              November 11, 2016 at 3:04 am | #

              Your dad is a horrible shit-stain and I hope you have access to a real family now Cerebus in your friends.

              Family isn’t always the place we’re born into. That needs to be earned by them, and he squandered it entirely.

              • Cerberus
                Cerberus
                November 11, 2016 at 8:22 am | #

                I do. A little corner of my family who actually stuck by and accepted me without making me jump through endless hoops.

                But yeah, people wonder why I have a lot to identify with with Becky. It’s because I too also had to escape an angry violent man who wanted to use any means available to get me “fixed”.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          November 11, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

          …
          …

          ALL THE HUGS!!!

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            November 11, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

            ^^

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          November 11, 2016 at 3:23 am | #

          I’m sorry, truly I am. You have been an inspiration and I wish you’d write a book about your experiences because I think they’d be an inspiration to many others. I say that as a writer myself (albeit of silly stories to escape the shitstain that is reality).

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

      I’m trying to analyze Leslie’s expressions in her two panels.

      …. I don’t think that’s shame or awkward realization or self-awareness or disappointment. Maybe there’s a smidgeon of those. But I think what we’re seeing is LOSS. That’s the face of her letting her fantasies go and mourning their loss. Sexy-time fantasies, but also fantasies about the shining character of the strong Latina woman, and maybe some wedding bell fantasies too.

      At least that’s how I’m interpreting Willis’s art.

      Tomorrow: With Robin still in the room, Leslie asks the class to dissect everything she just said in terms of the class content to date.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      November 11, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

      “It is hard to love […] someone who doesn’t even view you as a human being worthy of life.”

      I am soooooo going to steal this and put it up wherever I encounter some of those goddamned white liberals that are trying to preach love and respect these days. Possibly put in “respect” whenever that’s more appropriate.

      • ety
        ety
        November 11, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

        “Oh, but of course I view you as a human being worthy of life. Just not those other people like you.”

        if they’re being… well, anyway.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          November 11, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

          It’s like even trying to make sarcastic jokes about it just doesn’t work, isn’t it?

          • ety
            ety
            November 11, 2016 at 3:33 am | #

            ah, yeah… yeah.

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 11, 2016 at 7:46 am | #

      Shi-it. You’d already said that your family was terrible, but it’s like they’re doubling down.

      *support*

    • Derek
      Derek
      November 11, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

      I wouldn’t say Leslie was a homeless queer youth, especially since what we know is that she was married before she came out. In all likelihood she was a legal adult by the time she came out and was disowned, so she had more control over her own legal documents (unlike poor Becky) and maybe even a driver’s licence and such.
      Not saying Leslie’s situation did not suck, but it doesn’t sound like she was a homeless minor like Becky is

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 11:19 am | #

        She pretty heavily implies she was kicked out by her family:

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/faithbased/

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 11, 2016 at 2:38 pm | #

          Well, disowned by her family, but since she was married before she realized and thus before she came out to her family, she likely wasn’t a homeless teen. She may well have come back to home in the midst of/aftermath of the divorce and not been welcomed and supported, which is bad enough, but still not to the level of homeless teenager.

  52. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 11, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

    Poker face on

  53. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 11, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

    Panel 5: Dear Bob, I’m so proud of Joyce’s growth and that she’s been able to take her sister’s words to heart, using her anger like a knife, pulling it out when it’s truly needed.

    Like, here she’s genuinely angry, fighting a politician that she acknowledges she would have likely voted for, on behalf of her best friend. Spitting venom at the casual dismissal of her best friend’s humanity and the bloodless way bigots try and frame the casual attempt to eliminate the queers.

    As if none of the blood of those who starve to death unable to find legal employment or die on the streets of exposure or who kill themselves because the society they live in so little values their existence isn’t on their hands.

    That their actions, their policies don’t have that elimination as its purpose.

    Panel 6: And Robin trying to run here away from that resonance is critical, because that’s the cowardice of bigots. They want to kill us and still be seen as good people, have the consequences happen out of sight and the blame be… somewhere else.

    Like all the fuckers out in force today to try and whitewash the wave of bigotry that brought in Trump, hide the reality of the white supremacy and aggressive patriarchal values that composed entirely of his appeal.

    Make it clean and out of sight, with the consequences not happening to “anybody important”.

    Like, my community is being decimated right now. My trans siblings killing themselves hand over fist, even more than usual out of fear of how bad the next 4+ years will get for them.

    But no one wants to own it, instead hiding behind bullshit “privacy” garbage and of course, the children. Because it’s okay to fuck over someone’s ability to pee or exist or not be fired and driven out in the streets if you can come up with a lie that the mushy moderates will nod thoughtfully at and present as a “debate”.*

    *Fuck do I hate the way that my human rights are so many times considered up for debate simply because bigots think they can gain a little power demonizing me and mine as literal demons. And it wears on a person. Always having to defend your right to literally exist… it starts to make you believe you don’t actually have a right to exist. That you must apologize for occupying space and holding mass. That you must scrape and beg for forgiveness and obsequiously thank the dominant groups because for one single solitary second they’re not beating you.

    It makes it hard to love yourself and stay alive, unless you’re a spiteful cockroach.

    • blue
      blue
      November 11, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

      Hey you. I lurk, so you’ve no reason to know me, but I wanna say I love your commentary, and I see you, and I care, and I’m here if you need anything.

    • MatsuoTanuki
      MatsuoTanuki
      November 11, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

      We’re with you. Let us cling to each other and ride out this storm together.

    • Dr. T
      Dr. T
      November 11, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

      I honestly don’t know what is worse, but my interpretation is that Robin does not actually want to hurt the LGBTQ community. She just does not care. She seems to think that it helps her win the votes of the mouth breathers in the district (one that in reality just elected a real estate mogul who moved here specifically to run for Congress here, whose SuperPAC spending all came from out of state, and beat a local woman who had been active in the community for over a decade). I don’t think she has actually given any thought to what happens to people.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

        The way she wants to run away from it and move on to a new question definitely feels like she has to make a concerted effort to not think about it.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 11, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

          Yeah, I get that vibe too. I think there might also be a faint inkling within her that she might not be 100% straight as well that makes her unwilling to spend much time dwelling on what her anti-LGBT stance actually means as far as the effect on real people.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 11, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

      Robin’s feeble backtracking, and Joyce’s anger, is what sells this scene. Joyce is protecting her Becky again.

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        November 11, 2016 at 1:57 pm | #

        Yeah. She couldn’t return Becky’s feelings, but she still loves her so very much.

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      November 11, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

      Full disclosure, I’m in Texas visiting right now and I’m terrified. Cerberus, thank you for being a strong and clear voice for us. Being in public is so much worse than ever before in my lifetime. I honestly don’t know what to do.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 11, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

        I’d say do what you need to do to safe. Stay strong. And *appropriate gestures of support* as you hold on.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      November 11, 2016 at 3:20 am | #

      It’s a small comfort but I like to think at least half the nation considers him slime and the next generation is mostly against him. It’s my hope that they will eventually displace so future trans and gays and other people “othered” will not have to worry about it–and there’s plenty of people who will stand by them now. I just hope these people will rally around them now.

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 11, 2016 at 8:25 am | #

        You’re wrong. You’re, like, demonstrably, provenly, mathematically wrong, unless you think voter suppression reached 25% (I saw a 10% maximum value somewhere).

        Half your nation looked at a candidate that they thought was dubious and one that is a self-admitted rapist, con-man, racist, mysogynist, and hatemonger and who managed to make a VP pick that might be even worse than him, and went “meh, whichever.” Stop pretending these people are okay.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          November 11, 2016 at 9:45 am | #

          Voter SUPPRESSION, no. Voter turnout is something else. I believe I read somewhere only 50% of the nation turned out to vote.

          • JBento
            JBento
            November 11, 2016 at 10:14 am | #

            Yes, that’s what I said. About 25% voted Clinton, about 25% voted Trump, and, I think it was 46% or thereabouts didn’t vote. For half the nation to consider him slime, voter suppression had to be 25% (adding with Clinton’s 25% to make the half).

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 11, 2016 at 10:19 am | #

              A significant part of the country also thinks Clinton is slime, due largely to ~25 years of brutal propaganda. That certainly played a role in dropping turnout.

              • Charles Phipps
                Charles Phipps
                November 11, 2016 at 10:34 am | #

                Hillary’s support of undeclared war, drone strikes, unrestricted spying, and autocratic Presidential exertion of power are all matters of public record. So is the fact she supported devastating economic deals as well as work with autocratic regimes. The former is something no one cared about and will continue under Trump. The latter was true and a major reason why four states which voted for Obama voted for Trump.

                • Charles Phipps
                  Charles Phipps
                  November 11, 2016 at 10:36 am | #

                  It doesn’t justify voting for a walking talking hemorrhoid but it’s not character assassination which turned people against her. They knew, they just had appalling judgement in believing it was worse. Then again, I was of the, “Hillary Clinton was the candidate we had rather than the candidate we wanted.” A very-very Centrist politician like her husband and further to the right than Obama.

                • Li
                  Li
                  November 11, 2016 at 2:45 pm | #

                  Be more specific. “Devastating economic deals” and “autocratic regimes” aren’t something I can google.

                  But also, seriously, 25+ years of brutal propaganda. I have seen and debunked many anti-Hillary posts online just by checking Snopes.

        • Li
          Li
          November 11, 2016 at 2:48 pm | #

          You’re replying to someone who said “at least half the country thinks he’s a lime”… there was no mention of voter suppression at all in that. Slightly more than half the country voted for Clinton, so there is no bad math in saying that at least half of us think he’s slime.

          • JBento
            JBento
            November 11, 2016 at 7:21 pm | #

            No. Slightly more than 1/4 of you voted Clinton. Nearly half of you stayed home.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      November 11, 2016 at 9:50 am | #

      Hey Cerberus! I think I’ve said it before but I have a terrible memory for these things and figure repetition won’t hurt: I actively scroll through the comments looking for you. 100% of the time you are insightful and inspiring, and I feel educated by reading your analysis. I doubt there’s anything I can do to help with your troubles, but if I can I will.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        November 11, 2016 at 10:38 am | #

        Cerberus is truly awesome. They should have their own Youtube Channel and Patreon for articles.

      • Mara
        Mara
        November 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm | #

        Cerberus, I also scroll for your comments when I haven’t the time to read all.

        • StClair
          StClair
          November 11, 2016 at 7:02 pm | #

          Same.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            November 11, 2016 at 9:35 pm | #

            Ditto.

  54. PeterK
    PeterK
    November 11, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

    That is one of the sounds of a heart breaking and turning to dust.

  55. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    November 11, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

    Uh, Desanto, now would be the time to beg forgiveness. Because, Joyce is about to go Social Justice Barbarian on your ass.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 6:11 am | #

      Only the most foolish would beg Social Justice Barbarian for forgiveness.

      Instead, beg for MERCY.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 11, 2016 at 6:53 am | #

        It doesn’t matter what you beg for, Joyce will still whoop your butt.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          November 11, 2016 at 6:58 am | #

          …. unless someone (probably Mike) begs for that (including some leather and restraints), in which case Joyce will just get weirded out and slink away.

  56. figureaddict
    figureaddict
    November 11, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

    Leslie looks crushed

  57. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 11, 2016 at 1:28 am | #

    Daaaaaang, Joyce.

    Joyce is ALL the awesome.

    Like, it’s take a Cerberus-length post just to say how awesome this is (and since she has already written one I can fart around and make silly jokes instead), but just to add some bullet points:
    – She stands up to her parents.
    – She takes a stand for Becky again.
    – She calls out a leading politician on some very dangerous bullshit.
    – She does so in the most polite, most clear, most IRREFUTABLE way. Bill, Signature, Becky. Explain.
    – She makes quite a few other people in the room reconsider a few things. Leslie among them.
    – There is a journalist in the room.

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      November 11, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

      Like your post, a lot.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 11, 2016 at 6:10 am | #

      …. she’s already written ONE? …. okay, yes, technically, she has already written one. =)

      Now if only Journalist Dorothy had the presence of mind to be video recording all of this…

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 8:26 am | #

      Yeah, I think it really cut through the thin layer of denialism and romantic attraction Leslie was riding like nothing else. Like, Leslie is a good teacher, she cares about her students, so to see them hurt and in pain because of what she brought into the class?

      It’s a necessary wake-up call to her and a reminder that she has dignity and value and does not need to beg for the love of someone who fundamentally doesn’t support her very humanity. That she can do better than something so inherently abusive from the get-go.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        November 11, 2016 at 10:39 am | #

        It actually has a lot of potential to show what’s going on in politics around them. The dangers and threats to rights. That’s not what she was going for, though. Leslie really seems to have wanted Robin to be a champion for women as one of the highest ranking women in the land but Alt-Right Robin is anything but.

  58. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 11, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

    *General McPentagon crashing through the wall* “Just run, Congresswoman. Ruuuuuuuuuun”

    Becky, on the other side of campus: “Something mighty interesting just happened in my pants and I don’t know why. It’s not like any of my ten latest attempts at shenanigans managed to get the hat off Dina.”

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 11, 2016 at 8:27 am | #

      May I just say I fucking love your General McPentagon running gag?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 11, 2016 at 5:10 pm | #

        Running gags are my bread and butter, so I’m glad they are not TOO annoying 🙂

        (running gag, heh).

        General McPentagon is basically the antrophomorphic personification of reaction shots to badassery, so I assume we will see the good General quite a bit in the following strips.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          November 11, 2016 at 9:36 pm | #

          You’re lucky. Or probably just better than me.

          Yeah, second thing.

  59. Bluewind
    Bluewind
    November 11, 2016 at 1:35 am | #

    I feel so bad for Leslie. The little touches of her broken expression and buttoning up her blouse between panel 2 and 4 is just heartbreaking (even Roz noticed). Her crush really is as bad of a person as her policies show and not only is there no way she could reciprocate her feelings, but she views people like Leslie as an acceptable loss. There’s a difference between having a crush say they don’t feel the same and a crush saying people like you don’t matter to me and even though I know my actions will cause bad things to happen to you, it PROBABLY won’t be too bad and it will make all the people who hate the fact that you exist happy and that’s what’s important. Such a statement would hurt anyone deeply regardless of what word you insert in there rather it’s gay, trans, biracial, Muslim, disabled, overweight, or anything that is a big part of who you are physically, mentally, or emotionally.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 1:39 am | #

      Yeah, it doesn’t really feel like this has broken the crush itself. Only Leslie’s hope that anything might come of it.

      :[

  60. MatsuoTanuki
    MatsuoTanuki
    November 11, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

    *starts playing “Blinded by Light” from Final Fantasy XIII*

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      November 11, 2016 at 1:50 am | #

      Oh, I think this battle deserves something even more epic.

      GO GET HER, JOYCE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz9qxrqtwtI

      • MatsuoTanuki
        MatsuoTanuki
        November 11, 2016 at 1:58 am | #

        *promptly switches tracks*

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          November 11, 2016 at 2:54 am | #

          And if that is not epic enough…

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxLzHSfnxk

          Bonus: Before clicking, see if you can figure out what score this is just just by looking at this:
          Bam! Bam! Ba-bababa-ba
          Bam Bam! Ba-bababa-ba
          Bam! Bam! Ba-bababa-ba
          Ba ba bababa ba!

  61. void
    void
    November 11, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

    If she is not on team instinct I will be sorely disappointed.

  62. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 11, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

    Jillian and Holzmann will not get to meet #DesantoHugeHonkers, after all. Leslie suddenly remembered that she has higher standards.

  63. Thursday Violist
    Thursday Violist
    November 11, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

    *raises hand*

    So, Ms. Senator Lady…

    What Pokémon Go team are you on?

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      November 11, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

      Certainly -not- team Valor, and she just lost any point of Mystique that still made her potentially attractive to Leslie… And then there is the fact that she is pandering to a base of… well, base Instincts.

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 11, 2016 at 7:51 am | #

      I’m not sure if it’s my cynicism coming to the fore again, or just the recent events, but I have a sad feeling that that question would’ve brought more people to the voting booth last Tuesday than the utter violation of rights that Trump ran on.

  64. APersonAmI
    APersonAmI
    November 11, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

    This is a request for advice to the comment section. Things are rough, do not feel that you are forced to answer.

    I have a North American agender friend assigned male at birth who lives in an area very unfriendly to trans people, and probably minorities in general. They do not leave their home without a bulletproof vest on, and feel very unsafe in the community. They do not at present have the option of moving to a less dangerous area.

    They have a long history of depression, and it has rapidly become worse in the last six months. Most recently, they have lost sight of the value of attempting to cause change, any change at all, brought on by their inability to change any of the aspects of their life that they feel are the most important.

    When they have acted as an ally to other minorities in their state, they have often been mistreated by the people they want to support. Just recently, when they acted as an ally, they were told that “because you are male, any self-expression you make will cause damage to women’s rights.”

    I have encouraged them to find something they find meaningful to do and do that. However, I would like to be able to show them Americans fighting against bigotry in a non-bigoted manner, as they only see bigotry criticised by bigots in their daily life. If anyone has any advice to give regarding what works of non-bigots are good reads for beginners, blogs or books or whatever, or just advice about supporting a depressed agender person living in an area that is dangerous to them, I would greatly appreciate it.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      November 11, 2016 at 4:30 am | #

      Ooh, ouch. Since no one’s written yet, I’ll write even though all I can say is: I wish I had useful advice to give. I hope your friend makes it and finds a good life somehow.

    • Bluewind
      Bluewind
      November 11, 2016 at 4:42 am | #

      I’m so sorry that your friend is having to go through this. I’m sure Cerberus will come alone and give you a list of resources to help that I’m sure she has because her roll as mentor at the school she teaches at. My reason for commenting is to ask questions about their state of mind. They are in a constant state of danger which is not good on them or their mental health. Are they seeing a therapist and/or on any medication for depression? If not, they need to get in to see a licensed professional as soon as possible. Even if they are under the care of a therapist, they need to talk about increasing frequently of visits and perhaps add a med to use for when they feel especially low in order to stop the tailspin. In a best case scenario, they would be able to save up and move away from the excessively stressful environment which they might eventually be forced to do for the sake of their health anyway.

      I take a pill every day for depression but I also have a pill I take when I’m in a panic or a depression spiral (sometimes just once and sometimes for a few days). Added with getting out of a toxic environment, eating better, seeing my therapist, being out (even I can’t be as open as I like), leaning on friends, having pets (they force you out of bed and provide comfort), getting sunshine everyday, and getting a tattoo (to remind me of who I am and what I believe), it helped me to end up much better than I was.

      Right now, your friend is in a tailspin getting worse over months and they need professional help to be able to pull out of it. Until that happens, they will have trouble making meaningful progress in their life because their brain is overloaded with too much pain. Seeing the positive will be hard for them. A professional can help with that.

      • APersonAmI
        APersonAmI
        November 11, 2016 at 8:15 am | #

        Unfortunately, they have neither a therapist nor medication. They have in the past tried several medications, but these had no positive effects. They also don’t believe a therapist would be able to helm them, believing that anything a therapist could tell them that they should do would be things they already know that they need to do.

        Thank you for talking about your personal experienece with this. It does help.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 11, 2016 at 8:55 am | #

          First up, they are wrong, a therapist is very likely to help. I know because I was heavily skeptical and fearful of therapists when I was younger. Now? They kept me alive.

          To that end, a great place to start for any general trans-aware health care and access to transition services and trans-aware mental health referrals is their local Planned Parenthood, which might unfortunately be far away depending on where they live and how hard that area has fought against PP’s existence.

          Additionally, there are therapist searching tools where you can filter whether or not they are aware of LGBT issues or not and thus likely to be a good fit:
          https://www.findapsychologist.org/

          Additionally for general coping resources, places to reach out, and means of accessing transition steps they feel powerless to change, I heartily recommend the following two blogs:

          http://nonbinaryresource.tumblr.com/
          https://transgenderteensurvivalguide.tumblr.com/

          The former is pretty good at responding to questions and providing directions to resources that are specific to the life experiences of non-binary folks as well as providing a bit of community they can connect with and use to stay alive.

          The latter has tons of guides on how to access resources relating to trans care as well as guides on how to survive a hostile world or what feels like hopeless powerless situations.

          On suicidal ideation, I would strongly pass on the following:
          http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
          http://www.thetrevorproject.org/

          The former is a really good page to use when the suicidal ideation is overwhelmingly strong and you can’t find your way back. It’s pulled me and friends of mine back over the edge more times than I can say and I pass this along to all of my suicidal students for them to use as a resource.

          The latter has an LGBT specific suicide hotline that has had a very good history for my students of being a place they can reach out to that won’t misgender them or belittle their identity while they are seeking support and help in crisis.

          For connecting to activism, a good place to start is whatever the nearest city’s queer center is. Googling (city name) queer center is usually a good place to start and those usually have either support group programs, specific causes they are getting actively involved with and can connect people to, and can just at least give them a space where they don’t feel totally alone. Some of those spaces also have dedicated non-binary groups that can be a safe haven for support.

          They also will have listings of resources in the area and will likely be a posting place for activist group meetups they can join to channel hopelessness into anger and actions and a feeling that they are doing something against the relentless tide.

          Or you can just google search for a trans activist meetup group or support group in your area:
          https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=trans%20activist%20group%20meetups

          For inspiration? It’s not American, but I’ve been drawing a lot from books about the White Rose Society in Germany and reading about the history of groups like ACT-UP or figures like Marsha P Johnson and Sylvia Rivera.

          Additionally, documentaries like “How to Survive a Plague” or “Paris is Burning” can help connect them to the history of how queer and trans folks have previously survived and fought back against a hostile world that wanted them dead.

          And beyond that to reach out and offer *hugs* and a reminder that sometimes survival is resistance and activism and that every day they exist as themselves is a day that a bigot is dragged kicking and screaming from their ability to drown themselves in their hate. If they cannot hold on out of love for themselves, ask them to hold on for spite, for the pained frustration their refusal to die is causing an army of bigots.

          And that that can be enough for now.

          • Bluewind
            Bluewind
            November 11, 2016 at 1:33 pm | #

            *hugs* Awesome post Cerb. I knew if anyone would have information that would help, you would. We can only hope now that it helps them get through this time in their lives.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            November 11, 2016 at 9:42 pm | #

            I have like half a dozen internets (Emperor gave me back a few). I wish to give you one for this.

        • skaryzgik
          skaryzgik
          November 11, 2016 at 11:50 am | #

          At least for me, sometimes just having someone trusted to say things to can help some, even if all the things they’ll tell me are things I already know. But there’s sometimes a tendency to start feeling unnecessarily guilty about “wasting everyone’s time” or being a “downer” or whatever. But a therapist is paid to listen to that, which might help ease that guilt and have someone to talk to at the same time. Of course trusted friends are also important to have and talk to, but the irrational guilt that often accompanies depression (at least in my case) sometimes kicks in anyway.

          The trick is that the specific therapist needs to be supportive. I have read that sometimes that can be hard. And it might be discouraging to finally get the energy to try one and find they’re not one of the supportive ones.

          What I’ve been saying to myself when things start feeling hopeless, is that any progress is better than no progress. Along the same lines, anything we can do to make things even slightly less worse, is better than if we don’t do it. For this reason, anything that we are able to do is still good and meaningful, even if it is small compared to what needs to be done. Saying this to myself doesn’t always work, because depression and anxiety are jerks like that, but it does sometimes help me.

        • Bluewind
          Bluewind
          November 11, 2016 at 1:18 pm | #

          I’m glad me telling you about my personal experience helped. As far as medications go, I had to try many different ones before I found one that worked for me. Right now I’m on Paxil as my antidepressant and then I use Trazodone (a med originally prescribed for insomnia which they have now found can lower anxiety in some people) as needed for when my anxiety or depression get really bad. I had to try several therapists as well to find on that helps. A lot of my sessions are just spent releasing my anxiety and talking about things that I usually try to hide. And even when she says things that I already know, it helps to hear somebody else say them: an unbiased professional who does not have to lie to me to protect my feelings or out of social obligation. While life will still suck while living in a constant state of fight or flight, they can at least release some of pressure pushing down upon them.

          Question: are they sleeping well? Lack of good sleep can not only aggravate depression and anxiety, but be the root cause of them in some people! If they think they are getting 8 hours, it still might be a good idea to get a sleep study especially if they snore. From my personal experience, getting what I needed to sleep better helped me more than I thought it possibly could!

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 11, 2016 at 3:15 pm | #

      robot-hugs.com is awesome, and written by an agender Canadian. Their comic for today is especially relevant to your friend.

      I wish I could do more to help them directly, but some of us are writing our MPs to pressure Canada to accept LGBTQ* Americans as refugees, if that’s any consolation.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 11, 2016 at 5:13 pm | #

      *all the hugs*

  65. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 11, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

    “Probably nothing bad would have happened” <- This is the lie Robin tells herself to let her sleep at night and look in the mirror in the mornings.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 11, 2016 at 5:14 pm | #

      Ouch, yeah

  66. Bruce K
    Bruce K
    November 11, 2016 at 2:41 am | #

    How long ago was this comic written? Because for this to be published now of all times is eerily prescient…

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      November 11, 2016 at 3:16 pm | #

      He generally has about a six-month buffer, so about six months ago, give or take?:/

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        November 11, 2016 at 3:24 pm | #

        It’s been just under three months for a while. You can see where the current buffer is by looking at the little box up and to the left.

  67. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    November 11, 2016 at 2:44 am | #

    “Moral standards” are all great… until you have to chose between them and your family/friend… sadly many people seem to chose “moral standards…”

  68. snogglethorpe
    snogglethorpe
    November 11, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

    I’m surprised none of the students jumped on the “will infringe on their religious freedom” line….

  69. Griffin
    Griffin
    November 11, 2016 at 3:04 am | #

    That’s right, Joyce, destroy her.

    I cannot get enough of Joyce’s compassion and her righteous anger. I love her so much.

  70. Jaybie
    Jaybie
    November 11, 2016 at 3:05 am | #

    ooof I’m really feeling Leslie’s reactions in this comic. Earlier today I saw a (now former) online friend from the UK rejoicing in Trump’s victory because of how it will spite certain groups and laughing at all the people “throwing tantrums” about it.

    It’s what finally motivated me to drop them and I spelled out for them exactly how it might affect people like me, who I thought she cared about regarding healthcare. It really hurt seeing that and seeing someone I considered a friend willing to rejoice in something that could potentially take away my access to the medication keeping me alive and potentially take away healthcare for many other people I cared about, let alone other things, comfortably from a place where it would probably never reach them.

    • Jaybie
      Jaybie
      November 11, 2016 at 3:11 am | #

      I’m aware this sounds really selfish, and yeah I’m disgusted on a lot of other fronts too (Pence is for gay conversion camps….d-do they realize that he’s the kind of person who would want them sent to a conversion camp??)

      I chose the healthcare angle because I know it was one angle they would hopefully be able to empathize with if nothing else as it is something that would negatively effect them if they lived here. But yeah there’s a general disgust, but also a personal hurt there when you know they don’t care about people like you and your fears and worries specifically.

      I was considering suicide the other night, so….if that’s something they would laugh at? Fuck them.

      • Heather
        Heather
        November 11, 2016 at 3:36 am | #

        No. I think you’re fine to bring home how it affects you. And as someone from the UK: fuck that person.

        They are not a good friend at all. They’re not a good human being at all. You’re better off without such a person in your life.

        • Jaybie
          Jaybie
          November 11, 2016 at 3:49 pm | #

          Yeah.

          Honestly half of my problem is the sheer lack of empathy there. With all my healthcare stress and job woes I don’t really have the patience to argue with someone who can’t see why the ACA is important to some people.

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 11, 2016 at 8:04 am | #

        It’s not selfish. The fact that other people are getting royally screwed does not, in any way, take from the fact that you are too. Pence’s shock and rape camps don’t make the stated intent of mass deportations and repealing the ACA any less hideous.

        And good on you for dropping that person. Pity it wasn’t from the top of the London Tower.

        *support*

        • Jaybie
          Jaybie
          November 11, 2016 at 3:51 pm | #

          Thanks.

          I guess I was worried it would sound like I only cared about that one thing when really honestly it’s the only real danger a Trump presidency has for me. I’m an adult 11 years past the age of consent for my state and living independently at the moment so I can’t really be forced into a conversion camp against my will And I’m white so I feel I can’t really claim any worry about deportation. I don’t like to claim to be part of a group I’m not.

      • skaryzgik
        skaryzgik
        November 11, 2016 at 11:56 am | #

        I am glad that “was considering” is in the past tense, but I know “feeling better” is not an instant switch either. Please continue to hold on. I know we don’t “actually know each other” or whatever, but I care anyway. Anything we can do, no matter how small, to make things less worse, is better than not doing it. And survival is also a resistance, and an important one, especially when their goal is to ensure that we can’t.

        • Jaybie
          Jaybie
          November 11, 2016 at 3:45 pm | #

          I’m cool now but I thank you for your concern *hugs* I feel I should mention that I was up hella late at the time so lack of sleep probably factored into my state. I’m prone to severe mood swings so I’ve gotten to the point where I can pinpoint when I’m in a drastic state of mind and do something not self destructive about it. Unfortunatley my healthcare costs are a recurring wound that keeps cropping up. I need to work with my aunt who used to be a social worker to help me get some disability.

          I agree with you though. Right now the best reaction is to take care of and look out for each other in times like these.

          I’ve had people who’ve bullied me and I’m still here, so I’m going to keep doing that. If we can stand strong and help each other we’ll survive even people want us gone

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 11, 2016 at 12:21 pm | #

        You were completely right to cut that person out of your life. Laughing at something like that is unacceptable.

        • Jaybie
          Jaybie
          November 11, 2016 at 3:53 pm | #

          Yeah. I mean in the past few days I’ve even seen people who reluctantly voted for Trump showing concern about the people who are scared and upset. This person was just laughing at them all like they were watching a reality show.

          I guess that’s what finally made it click that I should give up hoping I could positively influence them and change their mind.

    • yo.
      yo.
      November 11, 2016 at 12:23 pm | #

      I was a member of an internet group of mostly oldsters and all we really did was share music. It was nice, and one of the least hurtful threads I’d seen in a while. Then the election came.

      Two days later, the new theme for the days was “haha, look at these crybaby liberals!!” And it wasn’t one or two bad elements – this was a mod generated thread that everyone participated on. Everything was about “illegals”, or “the Whining Generation”, “SJW’s”; they were gloating like this was some sports game they won.

      So I made a post calling them out on how hypocritically mean-spirited this was. I pointed out that these people were honestly scared, and for good reason. All I got in response was “cry more you whining liberal! go run to mexico!” before the mod banned me.

      …I was really upset at first but, in retrospect, I’m glad. Those people were all awful bigots and they didn’t start just because Trump got elected. People now feel comfortable enough to let their terribleness fly free, which means its just easier than ever to figure out who’s an asshole and avoid them. Now I’m not upset cause they did that; I’m upset cause I spent months wasting my awesome taste in music on racist, homophobic, ageist geriatrics.

      • Jaybie
        Jaybie
        November 11, 2016 at 3:47 pm | #

        Yeah…that seems to be the case. Leaving/being ousted is the most painful part but after it happens and you look back you realize that leaving was the best thing for you.

        When I was young and desperate for people’s validation I used to believe that being banned from any place was the worst thing that could happen. But I think I’ve learned now that some places you’re better off banned from.

  71. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 11, 2016 at 3:13 am | #

    Poor Leslie. I guess she didn’t know after all.

    • Joe Archer
      Joe Archer
      November 11, 2016 at 2:25 pm | #

      If Joyce could research Robin with her phone during class in the few moments she had after typing with Joe, Leslie could and should have found out about Robin’s activities and voting when cyberstalking her. (After all, she even went physically stalking her.)

      Ok, Robin’s attempt at justifying her activities did make her stance sink in, deeply. But then Robin is established as an airhead except when hyperfocussed, which is when and how she could land in the office.

  72. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 11, 2016 at 3:32 am | #

    Dear congresswoman Robin, your open for the taking leswindow just locked.

  73. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 11, 2016 at 3:33 am | #

    Also would Joyce win with Trump in single debate?

    • Griffin
      Griffin
      November 11, 2016 at 3:35 am | #

      yes.

    • John
      John
      November 11, 2016 at 2:30 pm | #

      Given her track record, I’m gonna say, “With a knock-out.”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 9:45 pm | #

      Though to be honest, I think a harvest gourd could be Trump in a debate.

  74. Griffin
    Griffin
    November 11, 2016 at 3:35 am | #

    Okay but also the thing that bothers me the most about what Robin’s saying is that she seems to want Joyce to be happy with her assertion that Becky would “probably” be okay.

    Lady, if there was even a slight chance that my best friend would be denied jobs, be homeless/poor/unemployed, be stuck in an unsafe family, or even die because of some stupid bill you signed? That won’t be forgiven.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 11, 2016 at 4:36 am | #

      Robin seems to have some elements of sociopathy about her personality. She can’t understand why anyone would care about anyone else so long as they are okay and don’t have to personally witness injustice.

  75. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    November 11, 2016 at 3:51 am | #

    So, Roz… What’s on -your- mind right now?

    Are you starting to realise that your plan of having Leslie trying to seduce Robin for the sake of creating a political scandal was rather half-baked? Because I don’t think this scene was your intention all along; you too look too surprised by the current developments for that to be the case.

    Are you getting genuinely hurt for Leslie’s sake? Are you thinking that maybe trying to use other humans as pawns for your own schemes might not actually have been the best idea?

    Are you surprised and impressed by Joyce who is now asking the exact right questions one should ask of Robin? Will you perhaps have a more positive attitude to Joyce in the future?

    Are you still somewhat surprised that your sister would say the things she says in this particular environment? You know that she’ll say these things when she’s among “her own”, but is this the first time you’ve seen her facing real opposition to her actions, exposing the real consequences of them; and -still- trying to incompetently justify it?

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 11, 2016 at 8:06 am | #

      Even Roz might have been caught off guard by Robin’s levels of shittyness. Someone linked a strip the other day when she was setting this up with Leslie that had her saying that Robin had a good heart. Hey, look, you were wrong.

    • Lailah
      Lailah
      November 11, 2016 at 9:26 am | #

      Hey, no need to get smug about Roz here. Leslie already wanted to plow that until next July. She had ulterior motives, but it’s not like she’s done much besides put them in the same place – which Leslie wanted anyway.

      Notice the past tense on that 😀

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        November 11, 2016 at 10:27 am | #

        Roz’s plan is forgivable because she’s a stupid college student. What’s insane is Leslie went along with it.

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          November 11, 2016 at 10:27 am | #

          And I say that as someone who was a stupid college student.

    • Heather
      Heather
      November 11, 2016 at 11:22 am | #

      Eh, being a bit harsh on Roz honestly. Leslie is an adult who knew /full well/ what Roz was doing right from the start when they first discussed it all those comics ago. Roz failed to pull the wool over her eyes.

      Leslie just I feel… compartmentalised her crush as it were. But she still went in with her eyes open and now has to face up to what is reality she already knew: Robin is awful. Robin helps people like her die. People worse off than her die. Roz and Leslie both knew on some level what she was. Honestly the only one totally caught unawares in this whole idea was Robin herself- and she’s utterly despicable in what she does and arguably anything- be it taking her down or changing her is a potentially worthy goal, assuming her opponent isn’t worse. (Which I doubt.)

      Roz if anything had too a high of opinion/was too optimistic/naive about her sister ever changing so easily. Or the system. Whichever works. It was also a remarkably silly plan on Roz’s part but… nah the only ‘pawn’ is Robin who deserves to be sacrificed if anything. So nah, I don’t think Roz deserves much hatred here at all. Robin deserves to be hated 100%.

      I do think she’ll be impressed by Joyce who by the way also stated she needed someone to be a little mean sometimes to Roz herself /shrugs/

      If anything a part of me can only sympathies with Roz more. She’s still (probably?) straight so it’s not as personal this particular loathsome homophobic part even if she has friends who aren’t:
      but she really tries and does care and- this is the /thing/ she’s related to. How exhausting must that be. The fact she perhaps can’t utterly despise such a loathsome creature means Roz is more optimistic than I could be. Or maybe it’s actually a bad thing. Idk. It probably is a potential level of nativity which can hurt folks.

      I think Roz perhaps will or should apologise: Leslie still hurt and she got the ball rolling on that. But Leslie was fully awar and could have woken up at any time: and didn’t. Leslie if anything put her students at risk too by doing this. If I was to fault Roz in anything else, perhaps both she and Leslie should have thought on the wisdom of all this after the whole Toe dad situation. But I more put that fault on Leslie’s shoulders as she is the teacher. It was her responsibility in the end and she failed.

      Which happens. People are human. And they fail. But she failed in a really big way and Leslie herself should also apologies to her other students after this. Leslie however has been punished enough emotionally in this strip so I can’t muster up much anger at her.

      • Heather
        Heather
        November 11, 2016 at 12:01 pm | #

        Though in retrospect one thing I seemed to forget in typing up all this word vomit is that this plan of Roz’s could result in Robin being outed. And while I have utterly no sympathy for Robin as a character herself nor if she was a living breathing person, that kind of thing can set a bad precedent for what it can do to other people. Like that’s there’s this line you can cross and it’s okay to out you and put you in danger. I mean /arguably/ if such a line even exists, Robin crossed and shat on it: but the thing is that line ends up being set by the person with the power that is the personal knowledge and information in question and we can’t always trust people to make the right call. I mean then even the smallest slight can result in that.

        So yeah further contributing to a culture where tactically outing someone is okay isn’t a good idea for wider society, even if in the short term Robin gets screwed over and deserves it.

        The fact that /Leslie/ didn’t even look at this is frankly wild in of itself. But I feel Roz should have known. So she aint squeaky clean either.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          November 11, 2016 at 12:17 pm | #

          I don’t think Leslie of all people would have done anything in class, in front of other people, which would have potentially outed Robin.

          Although a closeted person dating someone of the same gender seems like it would always carry a risk of being accidentally outed as a result.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          November 11, 2016 at 9:50 pm | #

          I think I recall some nasty comments ‘discussing’ whether or not Robin should be outed. Not pleasant stuff at all.

  76. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    November 11, 2016 at 3:57 am | #

    Seriously Leslie you can find yourself a girl twice as hot with none of the moral pain this one brings to the table.

    • podian
      podian
      November 11, 2016 at 8:35 am | #

      I think she figured that out by the fourth panel.

  77. kalaxis
    kalaxis
    November 11, 2016 at 4:33 am | #

    Hiya, long time reader, first time poster here. I love your work, but I have kind of an important message, if you don’t mind me taking a second to spam it here.

    Trump has promised to repeal the Affordable Care Act, but there are people who are sick and can’t pay for their own treatment. If the insurers drop them, they’re SCREWED.
    Here, I look at this:

    https://apply.ptt.gov/yourstory/

    If you really want to make America great, tell Trump not to let people die by ripping away their health insurance. Please, if enough people do this, he’ll LISTEN to us. I don’t have your follower base on Twitter or social media to get the message out, but you could let people know. Please, please, PLEASE. Tell everyone you can.

  78. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 11, 2016 at 4:39 am | #

    Yes, another question; Robin did answer Joyce’s question after all. The answer, in summary, was: “I supported the bill because it keeps me in my nice, cosy sinecure and, besides, no-one that I care about enough to personify was likely to be hurt so why should I have cared about the outcome?”

    In other words, she’s a career politician.

  79. Dutchtica
    Dutchtica
    November 11, 2016 at 4:44 am | #

    Noticed how the cleavage closes the moment Leslie got disillusioned with Roz

    • Charles RB
      Charles RB
      November 11, 2016 at 5:07 am | #

      Ha! I’d actually missed that. That’s quite a good touch

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 11, 2016 at 8:06 am | #

      Missed that. Thanks for pointing it out.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 22, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      I was just scrolling through to see if anyone had commented on that, I’m surprised I got this far. Good eye

  80. Keulan
    Keulan
    November 11, 2016 at 4:52 am | #

    Damn, Shortpacked Robin was so much better than this universe’s Robin.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 11, 2016 at 9:35 am | #

      Nope, Shortpacked Robin thought gayness would destroy society and wanted it to happen.

  81. Charles RB
    Charles RB
    November 11, 2016 at 5:07 am | #

    Boy is THIS comic quite barbed right now

  82. Torra
    Torra
    November 11, 2016 at 5:57 am | #

    Ooof, this is going to be a difficult storyline. Robin is going to be a hard character to read for a while

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      November 11, 2016 at 8:16 am | #

      Too close to the bone to be enjoyable.

  83. Martin Smith
    Martin Smith
    November 11, 2016 at 6:31 am | #

    Hovertext was very optimistic about the longevity of Pokemon Go.

    • Scar Man!!!
      Scar Man!!!
      November 11, 2016 at 10:12 am | #

      I guarantee you it will be big again once kids get out of school

    • Lailah
      Lailah
      November 11, 2016 at 1:09 pm | #

      The Hovertext was written last night!

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        November 11, 2016 at 9:58 pm | #

        I write hovertext when I upload the strip, and so this one was written three months ago.

        • Lailah
          Lailah
          November 12, 2016 at 1:49 am | #

          Huh, my mistake.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 9:52 pm | #

      I think I recall a twitter post stating, and I paraphrase, ‘Screw it, they’re getting Pokemon Go jokes whether they want them or not’.

  84. stairmasternem
    stairmasternem
    November 11, 2016 at 7:06 am | #

    This part of the plot is giving me serious Freaks and Geeks flashbacks.

  85. JBento
    JBento
    November 11, 2016 at 8:12 am | #

    I don’t know if this was already mentioned, and it pales in comparison, but Leonard Cohen has died. 8(

    We get it, 2016, you suck. Please stop swinging already.

    • John
      John
      November 11, 2016 at 2:34 pm | #

      Oh, fuck this year.

      • DonDueed
        DonDueed
        November 11, 2016 at 3:09 pm | #

        Check out the merch over on Questionable Content… Jeph has the t-shirt for you.

  86. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 11, 2016 at 8:16 am | #

    My thoughts are with you guys.

    Stay strong, and keep fighting.

  87. podian
    podian
    November 11, 2016 at 8:34 am | #

    The ship was like Yamato: Big, powerful, awesome, and yet America found a way to sink it.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 11, 2016 at 10:01 am | #

      In the end, the Yamato was a floating antique – a relic of a bygone age of naval warfare that no longer had any relevance to the facts of the modern era. I think that pretty much defines RobLie in DoA – No longer matches up with the facts.

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        November 11, 2016 at 1:51 pm | #

        That metaphor is very, very apt.

        US manufacturing *increased* last year, but the job increase was minimal. The plants were automated.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm | #

          Hey, remember when automating the factories was going to keep us all in a life of leisure? No one (or practically no one) would need to work anymore, as the machines did our jobs for us?

          I think those optimistic scifi writers of yesteryear probably figured that the income would still be spread around to the average person, rather than the owners going, “Look, all this money and now I don’t have to share it by paying workers!”

          Hah, and I thought I couldn’t be any more depressed today. Oh look. Well done, me.

          Remind me again why the average American seems to regard socialism as a bad thing? 🙁

          Do you know, if the 1% were taxed at even a reasonable level, we could probably support everyone at say a minimum of $60,000 annual income? Like, top up whatever you do (or don’t) earn to that level, and if you earn more, great?

          Sad to think that the only thing stopping us from that is greed, isn’t it?

          Can I go back to about 1993, please? I liked it better there.

          • JBento
            JBento
            November 11, 2016 at 4:32 pm | #

            *gasp* You mean trickle down economics are a lie and Reaganomics wrecked the US economy? No!

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 11, 2016 at 5:49 pm | #

            Yeah. And it’s not even like we haven’t been through this before.
            We’re not all working dawn to dusk on subsistence level farming. That’s a good thing.
            We’re not all working 60 to 80 hours a week in the factories and mines. That’s a good thing.
            We need to make the same kind of adjustment again. We’ve dealt with improvements in technology making less work necessary before. We’ve dealt with the greed before. We need to do it again. That’s all. It’s that simple.

            And that hard. All of those transitions were hard fought victories.

            • StClair
              StClair
              November 11, 2016 at 7:07 pm | #

              Exactly.

  88. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 11, 2016 at 8:40 am | #

    Living in an autocracy: http://www.nybooks.com/daily/2016/11/10/trump-election-autocracy-rules-for-survival/

    Worth reading for people on both sides of the Atlantic.

    • Mara
      Mara
      November 11, 2016 at 12:39 pm | #

      Thanks for the link.

  89. exilon1
    exilon1
    November 11, 2016 at 9:38 am | #

    haha, I love how Leslie so very subtly closes her cleavage to that dialogue

  90. Toes14
    Toes14
    November 11, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

    Leslie buttoned up! I wonder if she realized that her crush is only pretty on the outside . . .

    • LordHaw
      LordHaw
      November 11, 2016 at 10:33 am | #

      “She ain’t pretty, she just looks that way”…song from the Northern Pikes

  91. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    November 11, 2016 at 10:20 am | #

    AND THEN SHE BECAME PRESIDENT

  92. JBento
    JBento
    November 11, 2016 at 10:34 am | #

    Oh. Oh hells. I just realised something. This arc is probably going to end with Robin making some sort of invitation to Leslie and she miserably refusing. It’s probably even going to get us a more shattered Leslie-face than panel 4. Start padding the heart for all the feels.

    • Lipke the Articulate
      Lipke the Articulate
      November 11, 2016 at 10:44 am | #

      My feelspads have been through enough already, dammit!

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 11, 2016 at 2:08 pm | #

        Pad it up, buttercup.

  93. Li
    Li
    November 11, 2016 at 11:02 am | #

    Joyce’s face in the second to last panel is so much beautiful righteous anger.

    Leslie sadly buttoning up and probably hating herself a little is… just very well-drawn.

    Robin is actually a really accurate take on the attitude I’ve seen from several people post-election; somehow, convinced that hateful violent policy won’t lead to any actual violence. As if you can coo at bigots that their hatred and fear is justified, shrug apologetically at their targets, and then have no blood on your hands when the first group feels encouraged to hurt the second.

  94. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    November 11, 2016 at 11:10 am | #

    My prediction is that someone is recording this exchange and it goes viral and is eventually covered on Fox, leading to more family drama for Joyce.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 11, 2016 at 4:00 pm | #

      Seconding this.

    • ety
      ety
      November 11, 2016 at 6:55 pm | #

      and potentially giving that guy we’ve been distracted into forgetting about a way to find her

      • ety
        ety
        November 11, 2016 at 6:59 pm | #

        ALL THE DRAMA

  95. Eric
    Eric
    November 11, 2016 at 11:37 am | #

    Background to panel 4 is fucking heartbreaking.

  96. Schol-R-LEA
    Schol-R-LEA
    November 11, 2016 at 11:57 am | #

    “Not to anybody important”.

    The problem with that phrase is that it implies that there human beings who *are* important.

    But then, she hasn’t studied astronomy yet, so may be she doesn’t realize that people – and the Earth, the Solar system, and the Milky Way galaxy – aren’t important.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 12:06 pm | #

      Or maybe she just isn’t a nihilist.

      The fact that we’re all tiny specs of dust in the cosmic scheme of things doesn’t mean there’s no value or importance there. Only that it’s incredibly foolish to hold yourself to be important compared to other people.

      It’s a reason to be compassionate and humble, not a reason to care about nothing.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        November 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm | #

        Actually, since only humans can give things meaning (God excluded) that means that humans are the MOST important things in the universe. Rocks don’t care.

        • ety
          ety
          November 11, 2016 at 6:56 pm | #

          for a given value of “only humans” but yeah sort of

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        November 11, 2016 at 9:56 pm | #

        Eat Arbys™.

  97. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    November 11, 2016 at 12:04 pm | #

    team rocket’s about to blast off again

  98. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    November 11, 2016 at 12:47 pm | #

    happy veteran’s day

  99. a snow ʍousɐ
    a snow ʍousɐ
    November 11, 2016 at 1:14 pm | #

    @alt-text:
    I would say Team Kissdick… although she’s looking more and more like Team Pallor.

  100. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    November 11, 2016 at 1:54 pm | #

    And… Leslie appears to be falling out of love in a very heartbreaking manner.

  101. John
    John
    November 11, 2016 at 2:37 pm | #

    So is it possible to say, “With all due respect…” in a way that conveys that you think the person you’re saying it to is due any respect at all?

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      November 11, 2016 at 3:07 pm | #

      No.

    • Jaybie
      Jaybie
      November 11, 2016 at 4:21 pm | #

      Very sarcastically. That’s what I’d do anyway.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      November 11, 2016 at 7:12 pm | #

      Yes. I’d say that’s the more common meaning.

      (Yeah, I’m still reading, in my good moments.)

  102. Noclevername
    Noclevername
    November 11, 2016 at 4:29 pm | #

    Cleavage… UNCLOVEN

  103. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    November 11, 2016 at 5:08 pm | #

    On the topic of Trump… I am terrified for my queer and POC US ian friends.

    In less than a week, 4 ppl I know have been assaulted and two disowned. I am sick at heart.

    If any of you need help, please tell me if it is something I can fix. For my part, I have decided to get more active in local and federal politics here in Canada to try to prevent us from following the fascist trend. Kelly Leitch is a rising threat for our next election – if she has her way, we’ll be dealing with Trump 2.0 in four years.

    I imagine that “mourn the dead and fight like hell for the living” is going to be a lot of people’s motto for the next few years.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 11, 2016 at 5:27 pm | #

      Oh thank god, I’m not the only one afraid of Leitch.

      I’ve been trying to get people not to vote for her for party leader.

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        November 12, 2016 at 6:49 am | #

        Yeah. I can’t in good conscience give even $15 to those assholes, so instead I am going to spend my time volunteering with my party and trying to push electoral reform to get rid of FPTP.

  104. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 11, 2016 at 5:32 pm | #

    Robin, you have made a… powerful enemy today.

  105. trlkly
    trlkly
    November 11, 2016 at 7:14 pm | #

    Also, Joyce has a voice in my head now. It’s actually quite similar to Starfire when she’s in angry mode, just with a more midwestern accent.

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      November 11, 2016 at 8:48 pm | #

      From day one, Joyce has always sounded like Pinkie Pie to me, for some reason

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      November 11, 2016 at 9:22 pm | #

      For me, it’s been Princess Bubblegum for a while now

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      November 11, 2016 at 9:59 pm | #

      You know, I think that’s what I’ve been using as well, just never was able to put it to words. Just now I tried to think of what other characters sound good like, and couldn’t come up with any. Though I did recall the thought experiment where Danny didn’t exist, ala Garfield without Garfield.

  106. Walker
    Walker
    November 11, 2016 at 9:51 pm | #

    Poor Leslie. She is without a doubt one of the best human beings in DoA and to have to listen to that shit come from someone she likes…ugghh. No wonder Roz is “passionate” she’s trying to fight and undo a lot of the terrible things her own sister stands for.

  107. shammers
    shammers
    November 11, 2016 at 10:42 pm | #

    She brings up an interesting point that was also made in house of cards (the Kremlin on gay rights)

    A president is supposed to be a representative of their people. What if the people are somewhat backward? Where is the line between mouthpiece and force of change?

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