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by David M Willis on October 1, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Glower Vacuum
└ Tags: becky, dina, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 1, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    “But Becky, I can see it from here!”

    “NOT HER T. REX HEAD HER HUMAN HEAD”

    “…YOU GO TOO FAR“

    • Wheelpath
      Wheelpath
      October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      T-Rex?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        October 1, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

        Watch it!

      • Dara
        Dara
        October 2, 2016 at 4:38 am | #

        +1

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      October 1, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Me am play gods!

    • Shade
      Shade
      October 1, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      This is going to end with someone asking and Dina just taking her hat off after Becky pulls a whole bunch of wacky shenanigans to try and get her to, isn’t it?

      • Just Here
        Just Here
        October 1, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

        Yeah, I’m seeing shenanigans in the future, and something silly at the end.

        • Scar Man!!!
          Scar Man!!!
          October 2, 2016 at 3:54 am | #

          oh thank god! Man do we need some!

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        October 1, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

        <a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/dontcare/"nope

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          October 1, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

          what the heck

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/dontcare/

      • Steven
        Steven
        October 1, 2016 at 2:40 am | #

        I am willing to bet that Mike will be the one to ask her.

      • Willinwoods
        Willinwoods
        October 1, 2016 at 4:36 am | #

        Meanwhile, over at the GWS Chaser…

        “Coincidence,” you say?! I DON’T THINK SO.
        (…yeah, I think so).

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        October 1, 2016 at 11:30 am | #

        I dunno. Given how Becky and Dina have modeled such excellent consent practices so far, I would genuinely be interested with a storyline of Becky working through the baggage of asking for something her brain sees as sexual and asking Dina and then respecting the answer that she gives one way or another.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      October 1, 2016 at 8:58 am | #

      What ‘Base’ is taking someone’s hat off and seeing the top of their head?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        October 1, 2016 at 9:20 am | #

        Shortstop.

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          October 1, 2016 at 11:38 am | #

          I Don’t Give a Darn.

          • A5PECT
            A5PECT
            October 1, 2016 at 12:52 pm | #

            Naturally.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 6:25 pm | #

          Alright, so we give the hat to Shortstop…

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        October 1, 2016 at 9:41 am | #

        Hitting the ball

    • WikiDreamer
      WikiDreamer
      October 1, 2016 at 11:56 am | #

      Well HELLO new webcomic series. Thanks Ana Chronistic ^-^

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:26 pm | #

        “New” is a relative term…

      • EvilMidnightLurker
        EvilMidnightLurker
        October 2, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

        Enjoy the quarterly at best updates!

    • legobil
      legobil
      October 6, 2016 at 5:30 pm | #

      Wow. That one was quite brilliant. DAMN YOU…. Ana… Chronistic… What… I’mma hafta read that now -_-

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 1, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    I still think there’s a plexiglass dome under that hat, with a tiny velociraptor operating the controls.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      October 1, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      It created Dina so he could open doors! (What, velociraptors can’t open doors, Jurassic Park lied about that.)

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        October 1, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

        Being they are the size of a chicken, they can use the doggy door!

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          October 1, 2016 at 1:32 am | #

          Turkey, not chicken.

          • fogel
            fogel
            October 1, 2016 at 3:16 am | #

            Are they good roasted? With sweetpotatoes & cranberry sauce?

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              October 1, 2016 at 4:04 am | #

              Signs point to yes.
              Well, maybe skip the cranberries.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 1, 2016 at 5:46 am | #

            That’s why it’s a tiny velociraptor!

            Don’t judge it by its size!

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      October 1, 2016 at 5:57 am | #

      Id like to imagine she’s like one of the Androids from Dragonball Z and it’s her brain in the dome.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 1, 2016 at 9:22 am | #

      Actually, it’s beetles. A horde of flesh-eating beetles.

      Don’t do it, Becky. DON’T UNLEASH THE BEETLES.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      October 1, 2016 at 9:10 pm | #

      Microraptor?

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      October 3, 2016 at 2:46 pm | #

      Can’t be, there isn’t a large screw sticking out of the back of her head.

  3. miados
    miados
    October 1, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    shoot for the stars.

  4. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    October 1, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    That’s so adorable, its like mormons fantasizing about that next inch of ankle above the hemline

    • Will
      Will
      October 1, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

      Or moving during premarital sex.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:26 pm | #

        *gasp*

  5. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    That’s shortstop.

  6. Porto
    Porto
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Wat

    • Ilerien
      Ilerien
      October 1, 2016 at 1:34 am | #

      I keep reading joice as toys in tags….kinky

  7. Ubertenorman
    Ubertenorman
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I thought the hat was the top of her head?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 1, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Maybe she actually got her hair sty;ed and dyed to LOOK like a hat.

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      October 1, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      No, she uses it to conceal the triceratops head she has underneath, I’ve also heard it’s terrific at overshadowing sexual identities.

  8. AngelBadman
    AngelBadman
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Whoa! Girls With Slingshots rerun synchronicity!!

    • butts
      butts
      October 1, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      holy shit

    • Jason
      Jason
      October 1, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

      I doubt this story will end like that one, but it’s amusing to think about.

      • Jason
        Jason
        October 1, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

        Unfortunately that storyline will be over in a week or two, while this one probably won’t be done until December.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        October 1, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

        While it would be rare for her age and sex, it’s not impossible.

        It would just suggest that her hat is not the only thing she’s wearing.

        (Trying my hardest not to spoil the obvious in GWS, since no one else has.)

    • Tawdry Quirks
      Tawdry Quirks
      October 1, 2016 at 2:25 am | #

      I wonder if this was deliberately planned, or if it’s merely a delightful coincidence that this storyline is running at the same time as that GWS chaser arc.

      • AngelBadman
        AngelBadman
        October 1, 2016 at 11:44 am | #

        I am not suggesting Dina has male pattern baldness or Trichotillomania, but anything is possible.

      • David
        David
        October 1, 2016 at 12:15 pm | #

        Well, David Willis has a comic buffer of three months or something, but GWS is on reruns with fixed schedule. He could have all of the comics printed out and labelled with dates.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        October 1, 2016 at 1:03 pm | #

        Cool avatar, dude!

    • E. Bernhard Warg
      E. Bernhard Warg
      October 1, 2016 at 11:51 am | #

      Aw, you beat me to it!

  9. jimmy joey
    jimmy joey
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    will becky still love dina once she finds out dina is bald?

  10. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    whoa nelly save it for slipshine

  11. lia47
    lia47
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    what hat

    • StClair
      StClair
      October 1, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      “What hump?”

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 2:55 am | #

        What duck?

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          October 1, 2016 at 3:43 am | #

          What what!

          • Woobie
            Woobie
            October 1, 2016 at 3:33 pm | #

            in the butt!

        • AndroidDreams
          AndroidDreams
          October 1, 2016 at 6:17 am | #

          all we need now is half a man, bugrit ron and a talking dog!

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 6:28 pm | #

            The what, the what and the what?

            • SgtWadeyWilson
              SgtWadeyWilson
              October 1, 2016 at 7:36 pm | #

              Pratchett references.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                October 1, 2016 at 8:48 pm | #

                Ah. So do I qualify for two of them?

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                October 3, 2016 at 2:49 pm | #

                Oh good, I thought someone made a really obscure Pinky and the Brain reference, and I just wasn’t getting it.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          October 1, 2016 at 10:28 am | #

          That one! The one right on top of your head!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      October 3, 2016 at 2:50 pm | #

      Don’t you mean: “Nize hat”?

  12. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    October 1, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Reminding me of Double D from EEnE

    • Kirby
      Kirby
      October 1, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

      For the longest time I thought the hat was their hair, and that they were a girl.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:31 pm | #

        Rule 63?

  13. Lipke the Articulate
    Lipke the Articulate
    October 1, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I love the Joyce faces in this strip
    Happy
    Disappointed/Accepting
    Vaguely Terrified?
    Somewhat… neutral I guess
    GADAMMIT BECKY

    • Bluewind
      Bluewind
      October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      And Dina does a jump scare where she’s suddenly right there near your face trying to look all cute and innocent before she bites off your face O_O

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 1, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

        Trying?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 1, 2016 at 6:45 am | #

      Panel 3 is shocked and terrified.
      Panel 4 is still terrified and struggling towards acceptance.
      Panel 5 is “great, what the hell do I do with this acceptance I was working so hard to scrape together?” It’s the best.

  14. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 1, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    She is keeping her eggs toasty warm in there.

    You didn’t really think she was human, did you? After all the hints she dropped?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 6:31 pm | #

      “That’s offensive!”

  15. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 1, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    L-lewd

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 1, 2016 at 9:36 am | #

      *Dina raises her hat an inch*
      *Becky swoons, faints*

  16. Bluewind
    Bluewind
    October 1, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    I laughed and then I got confused O_O

    • Bluewind
      Bluewind
      October 1, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      The laugh because of Joyce’s reactions and the confusion because she did take her hat off at least once that we know of (when she was wearing her Triceratop).

      Also, Dina’s lose hair in panel one looks like she’s on a business call XD

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

        Still didn’t really see Dina “bare”, though. Dina kept the hood pulled forward all the time, even while kissing. And since she’s also very short, the top of her head was, for all practical purpouses, hidden.

  17. Chief_of_Staves
    Chief_of_Staves
    October 1, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    No point. It’s raptors— all the way down.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 1, 2016 at 9:38 am | #

      It’s not that far – Dina’s only three raptors tall.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:32 pm | #

        [Insert Sexist Legs Joke Here]

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          October 1, 2016 at 8:15 pm | #

          A dame walked in, or maybe she was already here, just behind the door. She had raptors that went all the way to the floor.

          -My best attempt at #JocelyneNoir parody.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 8:50 pm | #

            Not bad.

  18. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    October 1, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Dina’s a kappa?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      October 1, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

      Kappa-saurus! Next Japanese monster movie idea right here!

  19. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    October 1, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Bagge is now thinking about Becky smooching a hatless Dina.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Because Bagge is really, really, really kinky that way.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        October 1, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

        mayyybee… 🙂

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          October 1, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

          Or is it perhaps a Dina without her other clothes, but still her hat on?

          • fogel
            fogel
            October 1, 2016 at 4:24 am | #

            Yes! Yes! Yes!
            https://youtu.be/Xt8VLdlhMvs

          • Dedlok
            Dedlok
            October 1, 2016 at 4:29 am | #

            Would a clotheless, but still wearing a hat Dina be considered naked or actually fully clothed though? That is the question of the ages.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              October 1, 2016 at 6:35 pm | #

              Depends as to what you quantify ‘clothed’ as, for it can vary from person to person. ‘Fully Unclothed’ it a little less subjective, for to which non cloth based items, like jewelry, may count or not, also depending on one’s view.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 1, 2016 at 9:39 am | #

          LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWD.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          October 3, 2016 at 2:52 pm | #

          More likely thinking about smooching Dina’s hat.

    • David
      David
      October 1, 2016 at 12:17 pm | #

      It’s not a smooching Becky is enjoying when she can look at the top of Dina’s head.

  20. radicalgood
    radicalgood
    October 1, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    the hate must never come off

    • Bluewind
      Bluewind
      October 1, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      Except when she is wearing her Triceratop 😉

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      October 1, 2016 at 4:08 am | #

      Well, that’s an unfortunate typo…

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:35 pm | #

        Unless we’re talking about Mary, I think.

  21. Tacos
    Tacos
    October 1, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    That hat will hijack Dina’s body in order to protect itself. No one touches the hat.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      October 1, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      The hat is actually a headcrab in disguise.

  22. ObiKemnebi
    ObiKemnebi
    October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Ah Becky, you know you only worded it like that to give Joyce a heart attack!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      Why would you think Becky would do that to Joyce?

      Oh, right…

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        October 1, 2016 at 4:17 am | #

        Personally this was one of my favorite moments ever, but I suppose a page with Dina is slightly more relevant.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 6:37 pm | #

          That hair though, just seems unnatural.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        October 1, 2016 at 10:38 am | #

        What’s really sweet is how Joyce was totally steeling herself for Becky telling her she wants to do premarital hanky-panky to Dina, because she doesn’t want to appear judgemental about it this time, if that’s what they decide they want.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          October 1, 2016 at 11:48 am | #

          I know. It shows how much Joyce has grown in such a short time. It flusters her, but she’s all prepared to not freak out about it in front of Becky and she seems somewhat disappointed at the end like, bu-but I tried so hard not to freak out but I don’t at all see how that could be considered sexual.

  23. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Where does Dina keep the egg-shaped chamber with the robot claw that applies her hat? I’ve never seen it in the background.

  24. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Now I am flashing back to that episode of Love, American Style about the woman who would do anything. Except take off her gloves.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      October 3, 2016 at 2:56 pm | #

      Ironically enough, that is the only episode of that show that I remember.

  25. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    October 1, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Anyway, my own reactions.

    Overall joke may be a bit obvious in some way. You know, the whole “talking about as if something dirty is going down… but it’s all innocent”.

    BUT, let’s give credit where credit is due here. Up until this point, DamnYouWillis has by and large managed to steer us away from asking “Does Dina ever go anywhere without hats?” How does she look like hat/hoodieless?” and so on. I mean, there’s probably been a stray comment here and there, but it’s not like it’s a comment field meme or anything. In most other comics, it would be. In this, the characters of the persons are so strong, he manages to distract us from these kind of things.

    Also, Dina is super-adorable.

    SUPER-ADORABLE!

    • Chief_of_Staves
      Chief_of_Staves
      October 1, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      As an emperor, I assume you know something about fancy headgear. Please elucidate: as her character evolves, will she end up wearing a chicken hat?

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

        Not a chicken. Chickens are not extinct, so therefore, she cannot study them without them changing before her very eyes. Looking at their bones is not like looking into an unchanging time capsule. That was, after all, one of the main reasons she is studying dinosaurs to begin with.

        If she is ever going “modern”, it will most likely be a dodo or a passenger pigeon.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      October 1, 2016 at 11:57 am | #

      I think what’s interesting with the joke is the little inversion in it. It’s all innocent… to us.

      But to Becky who’s been raised in an intensely anti-sex culture, denied the internet or most depictions/explanations of sex, and denied a lot of space to even think about what is sexual to her, this is super sexual.

      Like, it’s not to Joyce or to the audience. It might not even be so for Dina, but Becky is definitely feeling her libido burst at the thought and so for her, this is as serious a conversation as if she was asking for some space so she could fuck Dina.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:38 pm | #

        Wait, it’s not?

  26. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    October 1, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    But what if Dina IS the hat?

    Will she die if removed from her host?

    • StClair
      StClair
      October 1, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

      It’s a hat, not a PAK.

  27. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    October 1, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    So, in light of recent events, and also of Dina looking so goshdamn adorable in the last two panels, I think we all deserve a little thing called “Dina is the Best” linkgasm, showing strips where Dina is the best (apologies to DamnYouWillis for having to approve this. And I promise, no links to MRA sites or other horrible places on the internet):

    In which we learn that Dina is probably descended from the Discworld bogeymen.

    In which Dina proves that she knows about polite human interaction.

    Dina agrees that stuffy English TAs should be eaten by dinosaurs.

    Dina is very concerned for Amber’s late night activities!

    Dina shows a sensible attitude towards swimming in lakes

    Dina is an expert in any sport she attempts.

    Dina knows what makes for proper conversation.

    Dina wishes to study humans… As long as we’re extinct.

    Dina is very much like a T-Rex, in that she can only see movement.

    Dina always chooses the best solution in any situation.

    I mainly put this link in for the benefit of the posters “butts” and “butting”. And also Slartibastfeast Butt-on

    Dina can play two instruments. That’s at least one more instrument than you can. Yes, you. I’m looking at you. No, not you, I know you can play four, you overachiever. But you, you know nothing!

    Dina is an expert at bonding with other people.

    Dina is a master of the ninja sass. Joyce never saw it coming!

    Dina loves doing what we all dream of doing. And she’s great with tools too!

    Dina is always ready to improve herself!

    Nobody can make friends as easily as Dina can.

    Dina is the hero we all need, but don’t deserve!

    Dina is the best at showing sympathy!!!

    If you are going to play games with Dina, prepare to be outplayed!

    Dina is always prepared to have a good laugh.

    Dina is incapable of doing anything wrong, therefore this strip is not canon, and I demand that DamnYouWillis deletes it forever!

    Faces here, and faces there! Faces, faces, everywhere! Thankfully, Dina is there to stop them!

    The beginning of the best relationship ever! (Yeah, no funny comment about this. It’s just too sweet.)

    Underestimate Dina at your own peril. You have been warned.

    We got a whole chapter just walking with Dina! Strictly speaking, you don’t need links from the rest of this chapter since you’re just gonna binge-read it now… But I’ll give some to you anyway. I’m nice, right?

    As Dina grows in college, her communication skills vastly improves.

    Dina knows: With great stealth skills comes great costume responsibility.

    Dina is the best guardian angel anyone could hope for.

    I wish I had a Dina to be there for me when I’m feeling down…

    Again, no silly comment. Just enjoy.

    APPROPRIATE LIES ARE APPROPRIATE!

    Dina knows that for a team to succeed, you must play to each team member’s strength.

    If everyone could talk about dinosaurs all the time, none of us would wear out Dina’s social interaction batteries. STOP TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!

    Dina knows how to dress sexy. Be like Dina, be hot!

    Dina, the answer to ALL lesbian prayers!

    Who is the most adorable smooching couple in the whole wide world? Is it Dina and Becky? Yes, yes it is!

    If you’re not willing to attack a man three times your size to defend your partner, you don’t deserve them!

    Same as last comment.

    Dina knows how to show respect to appropriate authority figures.

    Forget the “paleo diet”, Dina follows the true paleontological diet!

    Dina is a giver. She gives and gives, until her capacity for giving is exhausted.

    Dina doesn’t do normal snark or sass. Dina does “snark” in the form of genuine truth bombs.

    Dina knows that good communication is the foundation for a healthy relationship!

    The following text message: “Becky, my mouth approaches your mouth at approximately 5 centimeters meters per second, with the lips making a shape so as to maximise the area that makes it qualify as kissing when meeting yours.” (Bagge, what is Becky’s response to this?)

    Let’s face it, there cannot be a “Dina is the best” list without her patented Cute and Not at All Creepy Smile™, can there?

    If they ever remake “Bodyguard”, then Dina should play the bodyguard. A gazillion times better than Kevin Costner!

    Beware the super-cute attack of the three atrociraptors that are hiding in human clothes and wearing a human mask and calling themselves “Dina”!

    EPIC PIPEBOMB OF TRUTH DELIVERED.

    I love it when people tell me it’s my fault. I usually say “Thank you!” I just love Dina here, totally owning the “fault” of delivering enough Epic Pipeboms of Truth to Sarah that eventually some of them got through!

    • nothri
      nothri
      October 1, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      What in the hell am I even seeing here….?

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

        Links to all the best Dina strips!

        • Will
          Will
          October 1, 2016 at 2:16 am | #

          Just use the Dina tag?

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            October 1, 2016 at 2:29 am | #

            Nahh, there are quite a lot of strips where she’s just barely in the background. If Dina’s not to be talking, at least she should be prominently in the foreground, like in today’s strip.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 1, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

      You forgot the absolute best Dina strip ever.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/kidnapped/

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        I like how your avatar is looking -very- disapprovingly of me.

        I’m also impressed how quickly you found out I did not include that strip.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          October 1, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

          Honestly, it’s my absolute favorite DoA strip ever. Doesn’t hurt that it resulted in my most popular comment.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            October 1, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

            That was a very good comment indeed.

          • Tan
            Tan
            October 1, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

            It’s a really good comment.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 6:43 pm | #

            “Well, it’s alright.”

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        October 1, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

        Just a note, bull sharks can swim hundreds of miles upstream and have been known to attack people in fresh water.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          October 1, 2016 at 5:55 am | #

          I find that unlikely, if only because sharks are less likely to bite someone than a dog would.

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            October 2, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

            Sharks in general, yes, but bull sharks are noted assholes. See, e.g., http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/discover/species-profiles/carcharhinus-leucas

            (Okay, “assholes” is anthropomorphizing a little. A lot. Wev.)

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      October 1, 2016 at 5:53 am | #

      T. Rex had excellent, better-than-eagles-grade eyesight, actually.

  28. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 1, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    1st Sign of the DoA Apocalypse: Dina with no hat

    2nd Sign: Sierra wearing shoes

    3rd Sign: Joe turning down a hot babe

    4-7: ???

    • Chief_of_Staves
      Chief_of_Staves
      October 1, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      4. Sal permanently stops weakening gloves.

      5. A therapist appears in strip… and actually effects lasting positive changes!

      • AutobotDen
        AutobotDen
        October 1, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

        6. Mike doesn’t act like an asshole.

        7. Joyce says “Fuck”.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          October 1, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

          Nahh, we’re going to see Mike not acting like an asshole as soon as DYW makes the “Mike gets drunk” story.

          • Woobie
            Woobie
            October 1, 2016 at 3:36 pm | #

            8 – Mary is caring and helpful,

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              October 1, 2016 at 6:44 pm | #

              9. Profit?

  29. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    October 1, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    *gasp*

  30. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    October 1, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    Ooh, kinky!

  31. podian
    podian
    October 1, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    Today in DoA: Girls with Slingshots!

  32. Raen
    Raen
    October 1, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    “What, you thought I meant her vulva? Pssh. I’ve seen so much of that it looks like air.”

  33. nothri
    nothri
    October 1, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    She only learns later that she’s been seeing the “top” of Dina’s head all along and has been confusing her with the human host she has been attached to low these many years.

    • KRVeale
      KRVeale
      October 1, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      *applause and approving nods*

  34. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    October 1, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    Oh, and obvious hacked muzak for this strip.

    • fogel
      fogel
      October 1, 2016 at 8:33 am | #

      Odd, tho, that KB (or her body double) is sans chapeau (pardon my French, svp), in that scene

  35. Jason
    Jason
    October 1, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

    Meanwhile, Dina’s thinking, “Maybe today I’ll get to see Becky’s right ear!”

    • fogel
      fogel
      October 1, 2016 at 8:35 am | #

      And taste it? What would that do to Becky?

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        October 1, 2016 at 12:01 pm | #

        Something akin to this?

        http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=958

        • fogel
          fogel
          October 1, 2016 at 9:15 pm | #

          😀
          That makes me very happy… giddy and happy!

  36. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

    Joyce is best wingman

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

      Standing still and looking embarrassed and confused are the two major qualities of a wingman.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 1, 2016 at 2:36 am | #

        I thought they were supposed to pilot fighter jets with you and say catchy one-liners?

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          October 1, 2016 at 2:45 am | #

          Well, since Joyce dreams of being a fighter pilot…

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            October 1, 2016 at 4:21 am | #

            And now I’m craving mac & cheese.
            I wonder how strongly Joyce would disapprove of adding tuna.

            • fogel
              fogel
              October 1, 2016 at 8:29 am | #

              Kinky!

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 6:45 pm | #

            So long as no one tries to Goose her…

  37. NF
    NF
    October 1, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

    This is both so cute and deeply embarrassing at the same time.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

      I just love the look of Joyce in the last two panels.

      Panel four: Y-you’re going to do WHAT?!?!?!

      Panel five: You going to do -what- now?!?

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:46 pm | #

        The world needs to know.

  38. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 1, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    So…. Becky’s goal for today is to get head?

    (sorry, but SOMEONE was going to say it, and I couldn’t take the suspense of who it would be)

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 6:47 pm | #

      A respectable goal, imo. So long as it isn’t force, obviously.

  39. trlkly
    trlkly
    October 1, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

    Not exactly a hard one to do. “Hey, Dina. Can I borrow your hat for a minute?”

    She let Ethan wear it, when she was in the full suit.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

      Unfortunately for Becky, this is not Leftover Soup, and Becky is not Ellen.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        October 1, 2016 at 3:17 am | #

        Nah. I don’t expect her to just ask. I expect there to be a long drawn out thing. But it’ll all fail, and then, at the last moment, she’ll ask.

        Alternatively, Becky never gets around to asking, and something tragic happens, and the joy at seeing her hatless is overshadowed by the sadness and/or anger about the bad thing that just happened.

  40. Svithrir
    Svithrir
    October 1, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

    Becky’s looking to get some head

    • Svithrir
      Svithrir
      October 1, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

      *shakes fist* Reltzik!!

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 1, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

        Now say: “I’ll get you next time, Reltzik! Next time!”

        Oh, and remember to keep your face out of the shot.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 6:48 pm | #

          As you rocket away.

  41. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 1, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

    Does this count as a head-job?

  42. Cthulhu's Intern
    Cthulhu's Intern
    October 1, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

    Next Slipshine?

  43. Red
    Red
    October 1, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

    Didn’t think I could like Becky more

  44. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    October 1, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

    Well at least this time Joyce’s face didn’t freeze in that position for more than the one panel. She is growing up 🙂

    You go Becky. Love her and Dina together.

  45. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    October 1, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

    After all Becky’s been through, she deserves some low-stakes hijinks.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

      God YES! She wastes no time to be the wacky!Becky she wants to be. I bet you anything she has an elaborate plan in mind.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:48 pm | #

        So she’s been talking to Carla then, I take it.

  46. Thevoiceoftreason
    Thevoiceoftreason
    October 1, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

    Ok, Dina can keep her hat on. Becky just needs to pierce a hole in the hat. Simple as that, like busting a hymen.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 1, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

      Sounds more like trepanning.

      “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

      Speaking of busting… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikXim4wevc

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      October 1, 2016 at 12:03 pm | #

      Hymens do not work that way.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:51 pm | #

        Perhaps I’ll just leave this here.

  47. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 1, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

    Guys, we’re missing the obvious answer. Underneath the hat is…

    Another hat!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 1, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

      WIIG-II!

  48. altalemur
    altalemur
    October 1, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

    Dina-Kabuto au.

  49. Thor
    Thor
    October 1, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

    Of course, for those of us who read “It’s Walky”, the moment that we first see Dina hatless there was a certainly an unforgettable moment. One could even say “heartwarming” though that doesn’t go far enough.

    I’d say more, but anything further would be too damned spoilery.

  50. Mo
    Mo
    October 1, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

    RUB MY TUMMY WITH IT

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2016 at 2:18 am | #

      YES

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      October 1, 2016 at 4:23 am | #

      L-lewd…

  51. Los
    Los
    October 1, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

    DEAD.

  52. Will
    Will
    October 1, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

    I see Dina’s smile and I say to myself yep, they’ve been smooching it up.

  53. BenRG
    BenRG
    October 1, 2016 at 2:24 am | #

    This isn’t the first time that I’ve got a strong impression that Becky is by far the more innocent of these two. Something tells me that, for all her naivete, Joyce is a far more sexual of the two of them and, possibly, thinks more in sexual terms.

    Meanwhile, what is Becky possibly talking about? Several ideas occur to me but, ultimately, it all comes down to getting Dina out of her hat.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm | #

      Makes sense. The dirty thoughts about boys that Joyce had were something that was conditionally forbidden. She wasn’t supposed to feel that way now but she would be permitted to feel that way someday. Only about her husband, of course.

      The dirty thoughts about girls that Becky had were absolutely totally forbidden ever under any circumstances. So Becky had to bury her sexuality under a lot thicker layer of denial than Joyce did.

  54. OBBW
    OBBW
    October 1, 2016 at 2:34 am | #

    Becky: Don’t you ever take off that stupid hat?

    Dina: I take off my hat for one thing, one thing only.

    Becky: Oh…

    Becky: Take your hat off… I mean if you want to…

    Dina: I want to.

    (Couldn’t find the video clip.)

  55. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2016 at 2:36 am | #

    This is really adorable. Becky makes sure to tell Joyce when she needs some “us time” with Dina – very tactfully to avoid hurt feelings. Joyce makes sure to let her know that is fine…

    …and even when Becky sails off to wacky-land she makes sure Joyce is there for her for support and to be her wingman. This is a Big Step for Becky. Good thing Joyce has her back.

    I also love how Dina is perfectly fine with standing to be ogled while Becky and Joyce whisper in the corner.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      October 1, 2016 at 11:13 am | #

      It also looks like Becky totally recognized / remembered how Dina had felt a little insecure while she was gone and wants to make sure she knows she’s important, and that her interest in spending time with her isn’t dependent on Joyce not being available.

      And of course Dina is always content to wait quietly and think about dinosaurs

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        October 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm | #

        I know! It’s such a good illustration of their friendship and shows how much they consider the other’s feelings in their actions.

  56. RickZarber
    RickZarber
    October 1, 2016 at 2:37 am | #

    Th…that mouseover text…
    That wound finally scarred over, Willis, please don’t scratch me.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      October 1, 2016 at 2:46 am | #

      Don’t scratch me
      No more.

  57. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    October 1, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

    Worst Slipshine ever!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      October 1, 2016 at 2:43 am | #

      You misspelled “Best” there.

  58. Arianod
    Arianod
    October 1, 2016 at 2:45 am | #

    L-lewd…

  59. Griffin
    Griffin
    October 1, 2016 at 2:59 am | #

    Dammit Becky you nearly broke Joyce. Again. She’s fragile Becky.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 6:53 pm | #

      Like a window.

  60. BenRG
    BenRG
    October 1, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

    It’s Joyce’s expression in panel 5 that really gets me chuckling. She seems to be saying: “You got me all worked up for that?”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 6:53 pm | #

      I mean, really?

  61. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    October 1, 2016 at 3:09 am | #

    Good luck with that, Becky.

  62. trlkly
    trlkly
    October 1, 2016 at 3:18 am | #

    OMG. I love the fact that Joyce’s eyebrows completely left her head in panel 3.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 6:54 pm | #

      Houston, geosynchronous orbit has been achieved.

  63. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2016 at 3:29 am | #

    American sex ed has not done Becky any favors either.

    Becky: “I gonna see her WITHOUT HAT!”
    Howard: “But what if you get LESBIAN PREGNANT.”
    Becky: “OGM!!”
    Howard: “OGM!!”

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2016 at 3:56 am | #

      …that would have been funnier if I had actually remembered the correct spelling of OMG.

      Three letters. Three. I still messed up.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 1, 2016 at 4:01 am | #

        You’ve been too busy thinking about beautiful ladies doing beautiful things with other beautiful ladies to be able to focus on spelling.

        I’m pretty sure we can all understand that.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          October 1, 2016 at 4:10 am | #

          ADORABLE ladies. A huge overlap, but an important distinction 🙂

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            October 1, 2016 at 4:13 am | #

            And in the case of Becky and Dina: ADORKABLE!

            You know, just to be as precise as can possibly be.

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        October 1, 2016 at 12:28 pm | #

        If you ever want a giggle – say out loud scrambled acronyms when you typo them. “What fuck the? Oh god my!”

      • Tan
        Tan
        October 1, 2016 at 4:29 pm | #

        That’s because “OMG” is short for “Oh my God”, which is taking the Lord’s name in vain, and so Becky and Joyce were trained in the substitute “OGM” for “Oh goodness me”.

        Howard has no excuse other than that he was copying Becky.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          October 1, 2016 at 5:40 pm | #

          HEADCANON

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 6:55 pm | #

            Eh, I’ll buy it.

      • Hoboturtle
        Hoboturtle
        October 1, 2016 at 7:59 pm | #

        I just thought it was short “oh goodness me”. Or somethinf to avoid using god’s name in vain.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      October 1, 2016 at 12:07 pm | #

      If you think that’s bad, just think about the fact that she hasn’t even had American Sex Ed. She’s 100% going into this blind.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        October 1, 2016 at 2:07 pm | #

        That’s okay.

        She has internet access via Dina’s phone. She can do research.

        WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 6:55 pm | #

          She could go blind?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        October 1, 2016 at 5:42 pm | #

        Nonsens. Her youth pastor has told her all sort of things.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 6:58 pm | #

          That cheesy fellow? He probably doesn’t know a vagina from the state of Vermont.

    • David
      David
      October 1, 2016 at 12:26 pm | #

      Oh gay mod!

  64. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    October 1, 2016 at 3:34 am | #

    Careful Becky, she can get a hell of a grip on her hats if the Walkyverse is any indication.

  65. Pinja
    Pinja
    October 1, 2016 at 4:05 am | #

    It’s another mouth. With too many teeth.

    Say goodbye to your hands Becky.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      October 1, 2016 at 4:16 am | #

      Is she a Skullgirl?

  66. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2016 at 4:10 am | #

    Oh, and unless I forget: Dooooooooooooofus. 🙂

  67. Keulan
    Keulan
    October 1, 2016 at 4:23 am | #

    Willis tricked me so hardcore, until the last panel I though Becky was talking about having sex with Dina. Then I laughed my ass off.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      October 1, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

      Joyce seems almost disappointed

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 6:59 pm | #

        Damn it all, I’m trying to not be all bigoted here, and you’re just ruining it!

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          October 1, 2016 at 8:04 pm | #

          I was thinking more along the lines of “Dang it, Becky! How can I live vicariously through you if your plan doesn’t even involve smooching?!”

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 8:52 pm | #

            Old Christian Values™ tend to pop up, though it’s been 10-20 years since I left them behind.

  68. Lulu
    Lulu
    October 1, 2016 at 4:24 am | #

    Next Slipshine moment, Becky has a go at Dina without the hat!
    Eh, it’s too risky.

  69. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 1, 2016 at 6:43 am | #

    As adorable as Becky is being here, I can’t help but think her real goal for today should be emergency housing arrangements.

    … which might be what she’s actually up to underneath her wackiness.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 1, 2016 at 7:17 pm | #

      She will live in the hat?

  70. CJ
    CJ
    October 1, 2016 at 6:47 am | #

    Will Joyce end up walking to class alone and run into scarface?

  71. brasca1
    brasca1
    October 1, 2016 at 7:43 am | #

    There’s that old song “You Can Leave Your Hat On.” If Dina is that attached to her hat, but not her other clothing I think it could work out for the two of them.

  72. Chronos
    Chronos
    October 1, 2016 at 8:07 am | #

    Heh, nice Squid Girl reference.

  73. Commodore Jeep-Eep
    Commodore Jeep-Eep
    October 1, 2016 at 8:46 am | #

    There’s a shoe winding back right now. It’s too happy, that’s how I know.

  74. ArcaneDarkness
    ArcaneDarkness
    October 1, 2016 at 8:51 am | #

    As Becky can’t literally fuck with Joyce, she settled for figuratively fucking with Joyce.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 7:00 pm | #

      Seemingly a national pastime.

  75. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    October 1, 2016 at 9:44 am | #

    I have Olivia Newton-John’s “Let’s get physical” in my head.

  76. hof1991
    hof1991
    October 1, 2016 at 9:49 am | #

    Dina’s hat made me think of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_500_Hats_of_Bartholomew_Cubbins , but GWS is good too.

  77. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    October 1, 2016 at 10:02 am | #

    I love everything about these three, but Becky is objectively the best character

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 7:01 pm | #

      I’m not sure you can use the word ‘objectively’ objectively with that Gravatar.

  78. John
    John
    October 1, 2016 at 10:07 am | #

    The top of the head is the sexiest part of woman.

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      October 1, 2016 at 10:34 am | #

      As far as smell goes… it pretty much is.

  79. miados
    miados
    October 1, 2016 at 11:31 am | #

    I know this fits more yesterdays comic than todays but i just found it. you can rent friends

    http://rentafriend.com/index/

  80. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    October 1, 2016 at 12:04 pm | #

    “cuz it’ll be between my legs eeeey brought it back around to sex”

    • Jason
      Jason
      October 1, 2016 at 5:51 pm | #

      hahahahahahaha

  81. Resistance Zero
    Resistance Zero
    October 1, 2016 at 12:12 pm | #

    It is so amusing that Joyce forgets that her best friend is STILL her best friend, and wouldn’t share THAT with her. Joyce’s face last panel is great.

  82. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 1, 2016 at 12:22 pm | #

    Obviously, Dina wears hats to cover up the horrible scar she got in a traumatic incident involving another member of the cast, though neither of them recognizes the other.

    Dibs on Other Rachel in the pool.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 8:28 pm | #

      I’ll take 5 on Joe.

      • Anorak
        Anorak
        October 1, 2016 at 9:16 pm | #

        I’ll take 10 on Joyce.

    • Other Rachel
      Other Rachel
      October 2, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

      YOU SAW NOTHING

  83. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    October 1, 2016 at 12:26 pm | #

    Comic Reactions:

    Panel 2: I love this panel for how it shows their friendship. Becky takes care to be very tactful in her request for taking some time off for some alone time with Dina and Joyce is super understanding and supportive. It really shows you how strong this friendship is and has been for a long time and how much they genuinely care about each other’s feelings.

    Also, I’m loving Becky’s teal jersey. Sporty lesbian is a good aesthetic for her.

    Panel 3: Aww, this is so critical of a panel, because in the past Joyce would have gone all freak out panel over this. The idea of her friend, of anyone being potentially engaging in the pre-marital hanky panky would have thrown her into shock.

    But instead, she’s holding on. It still flusters her, but she only gets wide-eyed at the idea and more or less holds her composure and remains overall supportive. And this shows how much she’s grown, especially in accepting Becky and Dina’s relationship as not out of the norm.

    But it also shows that she’s losing more and more of a connection to the regressive anti-sex teachings of her church. Like, her church genuinely painfully let her down this weekend. Showed her its worst face and left her abandoned and treated like the true sinner. And it’s making all the proclamations she was carefully raised with seem somewhat less important.

    Before if she let go of the premarital hanky-panky rule, she’d feel she’d lose everything, all original sin, all she was taught. But now? She’s not viewing it as big of a deal.

    She’s “slipping away from God” to use the Fundie vernacular. And she’ll be a happier person because of it.

    Also, I’m 100% betting that Becky’s one of those irish-blood types that blush all the way down their neck when they are turned on/embarrassed.

    Panel 4: Oh my, Joyce isn’t even wide-eyed at this point. Like, she’s a little uncomfortable, but nowhere near where she’s ever been before. She’s grown so fucking much.

    Panel 5: And she’s even disappointed in Becky a little here, like, what, I don’t consider that sexual, go on and view each other’s heads in peace, young lesbian, but that’s because her mind was racing to what is more traditionally considered sexual.

    But what I find interesting is Becky’s face. This isn’t Becky just getting a rise out of Joyce. She 100% finds the idea of dehatting Dina to be intimate and sexual and well… she’s not wrong. Like, Dina has never shown her head. She sleeps with the hat, she showers with the hat, it is a part of her and her identity.

    Asking to see under it would be an intimacy. One Becky would have to request and accept a no graciously for and would show a large amount of trust and closeness similar to what is true for the removal of clothes and seeing someone naked.

    As it’s part of her armor, it’s removal is a vulnerability and vulnerabilities shown with trust and love can be amazingly powerful. And the more uncommon that vulnerability is, the more powerful it is when you’re entrusted with it.

    Some of my more profound intimate moments with partners have been similar events, where something less sexual, but more rare and vulnerable like this was shown and that was incredibly moving to be trusted in that way.

    And given how amazing Becky has been with boundaries with Dina, I’m genuinely looking forward to her awkwardly trying to bring up the subject with a lot of nervousness and politely posing the question rather than her trying to just snatch the hat off GWS style.

    Because to Becky, this is a sexual request and it wouldn’t be the same if it was forcibly taken rather than freely given for what I would hope would be fairly obvious reasons to everyone.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 1, 2016 at 12:42 pm | #

      On Panels 3 & 4 I was hoping for another Zombie Joyce face, but noooo. Damn You, Willis!

    • Tan
      Tan
      October 1, 2016 at 4:42 pm | #

      I’m curious if Joyce’s… “okayness” with pre-marital hanky-panky actually extends to heterosexual relations, or only to homosexual ones, as the latter is so far outside Joyce’s previously established rules that she’s having to build up how she feels about it from scratch (plus the fact that it is her best friend/sister), while she hasn’t actually been thrown outside her comfort zone of views on heterosexual sex, at least until someone actually calls her on her potential hypocracy.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        October 1, 2016 at 5:17 pm | #

        She already knows that she has lost Dorothy and Walky to the Cragged Shame Pits of the Lust Wolves, but she doesn’t seem to be spending must energy worrying about it lately. Is that because she has too much else on her mind, because she has decided pre-marital hanky-panky is not that bad a sin, or because she is resigned to the fact that there is nothing she can do to stop them?

        She was very happy about Billie’s secret “boyfriend” and didn’t seem to be worried that Billie was out all night with “him”.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        October 1, 2016 at 5:53 pm | #

        Now I am wondering how much thought Joyce has put into the question of exactly where the hanky-panky line is for two women.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 8:33 pm | #

          Is it better, since a life-changing event (a child) can’t occur; or worse, since it involves non-hetero coupling?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2016 at 5:36 pm | #

      I really am proud of Joyce. She is there for Becky, even in the face of Hanky Panky.

      I also love how you noted that this IS an act of intimacy for Dina, and how Becky treats it as such. Silly as it is, this is Becky and Dina doing what they have been doing from day one – feeling their way forward in their relationship on THEIR terms, not anyone else’s.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        October 1, 2016 at 5:55 pm | #

        This!

        Becky has few preconceptions of what a queer relationship looks like because she was never even told it was possible much less what it entailed. And Dina has few preconceptions because she is either some flavor of ace or has had ace-like growing up experiences of not fully comprehending most human sexuality.

        As such, they’re building something together that’s wholly its own and not sweating whether or not it seems “weird” from the outside.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 1, 2016 at 8:34 pm | #

          Who knew that two nuts could go together? I may have been older than Becky when I found that out.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        October 1, 2016 at 7:34 pm | #

        I did not think I could like their relationship more, but now that you and Cerberus have pointed that aspect of it out, it seems to be possible

        • Tan
          Tan
          October 1, 2016 at 7:56 pm | #

          Anything’s possible when you switch to Cerberus and Bagge comments. I’m on a dinosaur.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 1, 2016 at 8:35 pm | #

            What kind?

            • Tan
              Tan
              October 1, 2016 at 10:55 pm | #

              Utahraptor?

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                October 2, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

                That’s the one that’s Dina’s height is equivalent to 3 times of, right?

                • Tan
                  Tan
                  October 2, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

                  Velociraptors are the turkey-sized ones despite the Jurassic Park films’ insistence otherwise. Utahraptors are more like the size of what Jurassic Park calls velociraptors.

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  October 2, 2016 at 12:32 pm | #

                  Ah, so what is Dina three tall then? I recall that being stated but can’t seem to find it.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            October 3, 2016 at 3:46 pm | #

            And you look away, then you look back. Now Tan is on a shark, with a fricking laser beam on it’s head. Then Terry Crews appears and does some awesome stuff.

            and finally a jaunty tune plays in the background.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm | #

      You’re back! Please don’t leave. It was hard not being able to read your well thought critiques. I’d throw money at you, if I had some to spare. And, well, debase you as a person, too.

  84. Tenchan
    Tenchan
    October 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm | #

    There’s something about Dina.

  85. Regalli
    Regalli
    October 1, 2016 at 1:14 pm | #

    I love all of these ladies.

  86. Alzack
    Alzack
    October 1, 2016 at 1:19 pm | #

    Dina’s pretty much a Touhou

  87. J. A. J.
    J. A. J.
    October 1, 2016 at 1:34 pm | #

    Becky: “It’s time.”

    Me: “She’s not talking about sex.”

    Becky: “It is so, so past time.”

    Me: “She’s not talking about sex.”

    Becky: “By the time this day is over…”

    Me: “She’s not talking about sex.”

    Becky: “…I swear…”

    Me: “She’s not talking about sex.”

    Becky: “…I’m gonna see the top of her head.”

    Me: “CALLED IT!”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 8:37 pm | #

      I was all like, “Nice try Willis. I see the game you’re playing.”

      I’m now scared to see tomorrow’s comic, for some reason. At least I know he won’t be editing it in response to this comment, that’d be weird.

  88. Tenn
    Tenn
    October 1, 2016 at 2:06 pm | #

    No, Becky. You would need a bomb powerful enough to blow up the whole campus, and then create a situation where Dina has to choose between being exploded alone or being exploded along with the campus, AND YOU DON’T WANNA DO THAT!

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 8:43 pm | #

      I don’t even think she’s exchanged words with Mike in the universe.

  89. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    October 1, 2016 at 2:36 pm | #

    ….I can think of two ways to intepret that. The hat thing was the second way. The first way may yet appear on Slipshine.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 1, 2016 at 8:44 pm | #

      If the Almighty Willis using the same timing as the last one, I hope not.

  90. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    October 1, 2016 at 3:08 pm | #

    …What?

  91. sociotard
    sociotard
    October 1, 2016 at 6:00 pm | #

    I’m wondering if the Slipshine will pixelate the top of Dina’s head. 🙂

    In all seriousness, how long have these two been coupleing in story-time? It seems like it’s only been a couple weeks. I couldn’t even get my wife to kiss me until we’d been dating six weeks. Fiction-people always seem to move so fast.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 1, 2016 at 7:36 pm | #

      Just over a week, I think. The party was Saturday, they formally got together the next day. Monday was the happy fun gun time on campus incident. This is the following Monday.
      College relationships tend to vary – some of mine took weeks to get even to kissing – much like yours. Others we sort of fell into bed and decided we were dating afterwards. 🙂

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 1, 2016 at 8:44 pm | #

        Yeah…

  92. Toyonlycharacter
    Toyonlycharacter
    October 1, 2016 at 11:26 pm | #

    5the truth is Dina was a rejected member of the dino squad she was let go because she could never get the transformation right probably because the dino forms in that show were so scientifically inaccurate and that is actually raptor flesh

  93. esqg
    esqg
    October 1, 2016 at 11:40 pm | #

    Thank you!! I am glad for the levity after many stressful strips.

  94. HeySo
    HeySo
    October 2, 2016 at 3:34 am | #

    I love the thing you do with the pause marks in panel 3, Willis. That’s a great way of adding emotion to the text. 😀

  95. Thalass
    Thalass
    October 2, 2016 at 10:23 am | #

    Becky is a TF2 player: confirmed.

  96. Roborat
    Roborat
    October 3, 2016 at 3:48 pm | #

    Those last two panels. Dina is listening to our comments, I am sure of it.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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