Dumbing of Age

how do i make something perfect (6/13/2017)

fine here's some joyce beejs on the Other Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/that-s...

(march 6, 2026)

the dominos pizza LINE? is that next to the crudité at wegners

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

IT'S PIKACHU

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

okay i'm gonna need the "big stick" speech in this film

www.ebay.com/itm/23630581... please bid on or BIN this data clerk orion pax! because a second set of senator shockwave wings for pharma custom purposes didn't come free

the lucky charms marshmallow lineup is a lot different than i remember

www.makeship.com/products/tri... 6 days left for Dina!

SLOTH is almost ready for release. Any year now

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Fuck

I came for the frog saunas, and stayed for the dick-punch to capitalism:

today in #9chickweedlane i learned that edda continues to have been actually a ghost this whole time

BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

I mean….

appreciate there's now a tumblr named after dorothy's left upward hair tuft

dang why are so many of my readers hardcoded to demand moral consequences oh oh right i remember, my bad

what's my job? who am I? i'm that person on the internet who believes nobody deserves any form of love until they've already solved all of their mental problems and have become perfect, to my standards only then can you date or have friends

ADDITIONALLY Sureshot's spoiler halves are on 5mm ports and can move from his shoulders to his forearms ....but there are also 5mm ports on the insides of his legs, which have no obvious utility for sureshot JOYRIDE, though:

the obvious answer is st paul, who's constantly engaged in QT debates w/people who block him so you're never quite sure what he's arguing against but he sure is mad about it. christianity is just posters all the way down

opening up my previous spx banner files to see if i can easily convert them to 2025 banners, get hit with the fact that the last time i was at spx, amber being amazi-girl was a recent reveal

sending an angry letter to king features about how Dolly-Out gags don't work if you can see the joke already in the first panel

Obligatory repost

IT'S ZIUSUDRA!

yesterday in #9chickweedlane i learned that edda has always existed only in amos's mind or maybe she died during that school shooting arc and everything thereafter was a fever dream

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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