Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! I’ve decided the second bonus strip is about SOAP. You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of over a hundred previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.




It’s a random Monday! And screw Garfield, let’s celebrate this random Monday! For all of Monday (today), you can use the coupon code MONDAY for 20% off any order over $20 bucks in the 



