real epidemic of unlocked doors

Dorothy: ...okay, I just now realized we have no ACTUAL plan for what we're doing.
Joyce: A PLAN? For seeing if Amber's in Walky's room?
Dorothy: Yeah, like, are we REALLY just... knocking on his door and asking if she's in there? And is it any of our business? Am I an ex-girlfriend invading Walky's space?
Joyce: Yep, see, YOU'RE the thoughtful one.
Dorothy: And YOU'RE the one who feels strongly about things.
Dorothy: So... what here do you feel STRONGLY about?
Joyce: I feel REALLY STRONGLY about being PROVEN RIGHT that Amber's inside.
Joyce: Hey, look, DOOR'S UNLOCKED!
Dorothy: Ah, CHRIST.
 
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$50k! CARLA magnet unlocked!

The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has hit $50K, folks!  That means CARLA is unlocked!  The CARLA AWARENESS magnet will be 2″x4.5″ and if you pledge at her tier, you’ll get her magnet tucked into your book along with the freebie EXERMACISES AMBER magnet!

Additional options include choosing her for your roster for either of the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, or going all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  

Up next, cower in fear of the RUTH MAGNET unlocked at $55k!  We got just 7 days left, so this is the final week! Pledge today!

$49,015 surprise magnet reveal: IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE

jumpscare Suddenly, at the Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter, appears the IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE magnet!   This 2″x4″ character magnet can be had at the (shocked Joyce face) IRREFUTABLY HETEROSEXUAL JOYCE MAGNET tier!  You’d receive both her and the EXERMACISES AMBER magnet freebie tucked into your signed/doodled book.

For probably no reason, a DOROTHY and JOYCE MAGNETS tier is now available.  In case you want to make sure you get both.

You can also pledge at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE magnet tiers and choose her for your eventual roster, or go all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  (or the COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER tier, if you wanna be incredibly extra since there’s fifteen dang books now)  

Next up: The CARLA magnet unlocks at $50K!  We’re almost there!

We’ve got just 10 days left!  Then we’re donezo!  well, you’re donezo, i’ll have stuff to do

Pledge today!

Why Was Your Comment Deleted?

People have been asking for a post where I lay out what, exactly, might get a comment deleted. Having done two of these already and being met with hostility makes me a little wary, but I agree having this stuff buried in a comments section of a comic from days ago is bad practice, so here we go.

If you’re just pointing out a character did something wrong, that’s gonna get deleted. Note the word “just” there–it’s okay to bring up someone’s wrongdoing if there’s a point besides the wrongdoing. Say, some analysis of their character or arc or something.

In general if your comment is just “this is a thing that happened, and that’s bad”, it is getting deleted. We’re reading the same comic you are and know what happened in it.

If you’re “pointing out” that a character is an abuser/hypocrite/manipulator/narcissist/insert negative trait here, that’s gonna get deleted. This isn’t analysis, it’s just insults.

If you’re “pointing out” that a character, were they a reasonable person like you, would hate another character for their misdeeds or want nothing to do with them, it is getting deleted.

If you’re “pointing out” that one character in a conflict is obviously and unambiguously correct, or that another character in a conflict is obviously and unambiguously wrong, that comment is getting deleted. (Apply this one in good faith–if your reaction to this is to troll by defending characters acting on obvious hatred and bigotry, like Mary or an evil dad or whatever, that is also getting deleted!)

If your comment can be boiled down to “why isn’t character a doing action x instead of action y?”, it’s gonna get deleted.

A friend of mine has suggested a rule along the lines of “if you write a comment as a personal letter or DM to a fictional character, it is getting deleted.” I’m not gonna enforce this one but if you find yourself doing this you might wanna double-check it’s not comorbid with the other rules.

If your comment can be boiled down to “ugh, more of this”–more of this character, more of this arc, whatever–it’s gonna get deleted.

And, perhaps most importantly–if your comment is a negative statement about David Willis, another commenter, another group of commenters, a minority or minoritized group, or myself, it is going to get deleted.

I do not have the time to individually address each individual deletion. To keep the comments from becoming about the comments, any comments asking for clarification or seeking to debate these rules will also be deleted. I understand the guesswork involved in figuring out why a comment was deleted is stressful for some commenters. I’m sorry that I have no remedy for that at this time.

I reserve the right to modify these rules at any time and for any reason. If and when that happens, the rule will be added here, and a new link to this post will be put in the comments for that day’s comic.

Second Patreon Bonus Strip for April 2026 — BOOSTER (and walky)

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, we get BOOSTER! And Walky! And a snowpile. But not for long.

Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

$45K! TONY magnet unlocked!

We made it!  $45K, everyone!  The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has just unlocked the ADJECTIVELESS TONY MAGNET, which you can get at his titular tier, OR in a new SARAH AND TONY MAGNET tier where you can get both of them together, of course.  

Additional options include choosing him for your roster for either of the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, or going all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  And, of course, all of these tiers come with the unlocked FREE EXERMACISES AMBER magnet.  

Up next, dare we say a CARLA MAGNET unlocked at $50k?  We dare, we dare!  and at least two more magnets at further $5k intervals, most likely 

$42,746 surprise magnet reveal: HALLOWEEN SARAH!

BAM!  The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter is adding HALLOWEEN SARAH to its magnet offerings!  This 2″x4.5″ character magnet can be had at the (shocked face) HALLOWEEN SARAH MAGNET tier!  You’d receive both her and the EXERMACISES AMBER magnet freebie tucked into your signed/doodled book.

You can also pledge at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE magnet tiers and choose her for your eventual roster, or go all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  (or the COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER tier, if you wanna be incredibly extra since there’s fifteen dang books now)  

There’s also that HALLOWEEN MAGNET COMBO add-on available if you grab Sarah and want to complete your Halloween magnet set with magnets from previous years’ Kickstarters.

Up next: TONY at $45K and CARLA at $50k!  

Patreon bonus strip for APRIL 2026 — MEREDITH

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, folks voted for MEREDITH! For reasons. Unrelated to what unofficial number-associated holiday we had six days ago. Probably. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Which is definitely the correct Patreon of mine for this particular strip to be on, I swear.

Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

$40K! ALICE and JENNIFER magnets unlocked!

The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has hit $40K!  That means it’s time to unlock the pair of ALICE and JENNIFER magnets!  You can pledge for only Alice at the ALICE MAGNET tier, only Jennifer at the JENNIFER MAGNET tier, or pledge for both at the ALICE AND JENNIFER MAGNETS tier!  All three tiers include a doodle/autograph inside your book and the unlocked free Amber magnet!  Jennifer’s magnet will be about 2″x4″ and Alice’s will be a bit taller.

You can also pledge at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE magnet tiers and choose either or both for your eventual roster, or go all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  (or the COMPLETE BOOK AND MAGNET POWER tier, if you wanna be incredibly extra since there’s fifteen dang books now)

Up next: Unlocking the TONY magnet at $45k!  and whichever other magnet i may decide to spring unawares at you at any time

Introducing: Wack’d, comments moderator

I hit the “you can mod now” button at about the same time as I hit the “kickstarter launch” button, so things have been harried, but hey guess what y’all have a comments moderator, and her name is Wack’d. Well, it’s “Wackd” on here because apostrophes are an illegal character but whatcha gonna do.

Anyway, she’s gonna make things… readable? Her rules are her own, and it seems she has a different goal from my usual one: her “actually make things readable” rule versus my “let everyone be mean to me so they don’t think i’m mean” rule. It’s probably a better rule.

Also she’s big on transcripts and tagging, so you might see some of that now. Wasn’t in the job description, but I’ll certainly allow it.

To sum up: I bet we’re all extremely excited to have a new focus for all our hate. oh god wack’d i’m so sorry, i hope they’re paying you enough for this, oh no wait that’s me, i know the answer to that is definitely no